This Plane Is A Sussy Hover Sausage

This Plane Is A Sussy Hover Sausage - Yak-38

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Жыл бұрын

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Fuel: Min fuel
Ammo: Air targets
Weapons: 4x R60
Convergence: 600 meters
Vertical Targeting: No
Crew: Lvl 75 + expert
Discord: / discord
Outro: A.N.O. - Vanish
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Пікірлер: 340

@janomomo153 Жыл бұрын

I think SmegmaBlast's reaction to getting R60'd in a plane without flares spoke for all of us

@PlayerAfricanChieften Жыл бұрын

it goes both way when we get AIM 9 "L"'ed

@janomomo153 Жыл бұрын

@@PlayerAfricanChieften i absolutely agree for just about every missile that pulls more than the 9B, it's just that the R60 came to mind first because of the context of the video

@Grebogoborp Жыл бұрын

@@PlayerAfricanChieftenyeah but 9Ls are only at 10.0 this thing is at 9.3 for some unknown reason

@victornilsson7375 Жыл бұрын

Smegma is a word in swedish which describes the cum between the foreskin and the head after ejaculation

@Tweaks____ Жыл бұрын

Smegmablast is in my squadron lmao

@Hazey652 Жыл бұрын

This isn't the only sussy sausage you will experience, the other being THIS DI

@Gl1tchman Жыл бұрын

😈

@Azzarii Жыл бұрын

ayoo 📸

@Vizzix_ Жыл бұрын

why not say the whole word? look i can say it "dick" why cant you?

@rounakrai8187 Жыл бұрын

i dunno man looks more like a popper to me

@VoidSector Жыл бұрын

Viespeuk.

@alfredoadame7622 Жыл бұрын

Thanks DEFYN for finally showing us what happens after those DEFYN cuts™ truly a humble person

@DEFYN Жыл бұрын

My pleasure!!!!

@rounakrai8187 Жыл бұрын

this is the honesty we've been lacking the past few decades, I'm great to see such honest reporting by DEFYN!

@kingghidorah8106 Жыл бұрын

@@DEFYNhello Defyn, Realshitter apparently has been removed, I recommend you to play the AM-1 with air target belts, I've played two matches and all the kills have been 1-2 hit brown tag

@eb3yr Жыл бұрын

The fact that a J35D overshot a yak 38 that wasn't even in hover mode at that point is comical

@paoloxillo9012 Жыл бұрын

It tells you how low the skill of this community got recently

@kingghidorah8106 Жыл бұрын

Humanity is in fact returning to monke, the late generation Z and alpha are the very proof of it

@t34heavytank3 Жыл бұрын

@@kingghidorah8106 as a gen z, I can agree

@cjaydustie1867 Жыл бұрын

That is something I would do 😢, wtf guys.

@kingghidorah8106 Жыл бұрын

@@cjaydustie1867 we old asses already bruh 💀😂

@xxgamingwithhadixx1840 Жыл бұрын

DEFYN the most HUMBLE hover sausage that you can respect before nuking his enemy with r60. best recovery

@mmmdawe Жыл бұрын

there are two wolves inside you when you play yak 38, one gets 6 kills in a downtier, the other one gets AIM-9L'd from 5 kilometers away in frontal aspect

@stonegrind Жыл бұрын

Shoot an R60 at a 9L in front aspect. Works better than flares. Idk how more people don't know this

@commandoepsilon4664 Жыл бұрын

@@stonegrind Last time I tried that I was dodging, had fired my own AIM-9l and dropped flares. I still died.

@stonegrind Жыл бұрын

@commandoepsilon4664 That's weird. I don't think the A10 or A6 are much hotter than the Yak. Assuming you were fyling A10 or A6. That always works in the Yak. Maybe the R60 burns hotter than 9L?

@commandoepsilon4664 Жыл бұрын

@@stonegrind I was flying the Harrier GR7 (engine temp around 650 C) and my opponent was an F-16 (engine temp around 1200 C) with his burner on so I don't know how that was supposed to work.

@Cool_guy-i1u Жыл бұрын

DEFYN is my sussy hover sausage

@jacobdoolan4978 Жыл бұрын

🤲

@Cool_guy-i1u Жыл бұрын

@@jacobdoolan4978 I’m confused

@jacobdoolan4978 Жыл бұрын

@@Cool_guy-i1u give me the sausage👺

@Cool_guy-i1u Жыл бұрын

@@jacobdoolan4978 I’m afraid

@jacobdoolan4978 Жыл бұрын

@@Cool_guy-i1u 😏

@delsymdrinker8064 Жыл бұрын

Stroke your stick a little harder next time and maybe you will get some more kills in it

@jasoncrawford4929 Жыл бұрын

The immense gravitational pull of Defyn's humility is pulling tears from my eyes

@petewilmot1970 Жыл бұрын

DEFYN is such a nice and humble guy, saving his enemies’ ego by cutting his clips, credit to him👏

@pyencdocde5716 Жыл бұрын

Spare me crub of that DEFUSSY

@shamrocks521 Жыл бұрын

I cannot stress enough how many smiles your “totally not dying” edits have given me, keep up the great work!

@DEFYN Жыл бұрын

Wth do you mean with "edits"

@Last_Baguette0001 Жыл бұрын

Why would he edit them if he's never died before

@fokinsnipahs9823 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact, from the front and even side aspect, firing a rocket can work as a flare of sorts, sure two less R-60s is a downside but it means that A-10s cand missile you.

@kingghidorah8106 Жыл бұрын

aim9L will hit yo ass easily since yak38 is even hotter than the phantom (I've killed them with aim9E head on from 1km away launch) and the game made S5 rockets have less flame thus reducing signature a lot and you know aim9L will prioritize heat signature size over intensity

@Sol-Orion Жыл бұрын

You can just run a single rocket pod and 3 R-60s. It makes the flight model a little wonky, but it's already shit so whatever.

@ArmaBulgarian 10 ай бұрын

you can also use an R-60 to fire at an enemy missile with your missile, flaring the missile (as long as it's infrared for the most part) well

@kraanuus Жыл бұрын

Please do more videos like this, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a war thunder video

@SamTheApe Жыл бұрын

such great editing and commentary, being able to stay informative while actually giving a chuckle or two. "the missile knows where it is" and the sudden cuts from the perfectly functional plane are hilarious

@KeepSpamUnderControl Жыл бұрын

Lol the quick cuts of you blowing up are hilarious. Keep up the great content, love the videos

@stonegrind Жыл бұрын

3:55 The right move there was to turn into the A-10 and use one of your R60s to decoy his 9L. No way you're evading a 9L from 3km unless maybe you're already facing away from him and at top speed. You would be slower after turning hard into him so the other enemies might get you, or if he has another msl he might turn around and get you, but best to guarantee that you survive that first msl.

@AveDominusNoctis Жыл бұрын

I love your edits bro, they never fail to make me lol. Keep up the great work!

@GingerNinja__ Жыл бұрын

3:55 Go into those missile slingers instead and use your own missile as a flare. It'll lock onto his missile after its launched just fine. Works great trust me

@sharkao2686 Жыл бұрын

Finally you have done it DEFYN, a video on the flying piñata. Once saw a guy which had a blank name so when he was flying people thought it was AI and then he had an advantage like that. Also saw one other guy with about 1400 matches with this thing, i asked him why he replied "I like to be a NPC", which is exactly how it feels like to fly.

@tinyboxtim6663 11 ай бұрын

I wish I had a blank name like the first guy just to pull that kinda shit, ngl. Also, second dude's life goals are so real. (I'm going to fly the Yak-38 after getting my main planes researched)

@brianquinlan8891 Жыл бұрын

Nice video Defyn, good to see so many paid actors in this one! What a nice guy

@demonicsuagercane Жыл бұрын

"Im squeezing the stick as hard as I can" -DEFYN

@LongTimeAgoNL 6 ай бұрын

I always chuckle when a "sudden cut" appears and Defyn spares us of embarassment. For the enemy of course, enemy embarrasment.

@FlensostensVrede Жыл бұрын

Man I just wanna say I love your content. You are always hilariously entertaining. 😂

@Cyktar Жыл бұрын

thank you i was waiting for this funny plane

@Charlie-fk4ly Жыл бұрын

I love the comical cuts when you get killed XD It gives the impression that you raged afterwards every time.

@evandoerofthings6538 Жыл бұрын

This has got to be one of my favorite Defyn videos, its got all the Defynissms. XD

@pyrotechnicalbirdman5356 Жыл бұрын

I lust for DEFYN's Inhalation sounds

@WestoferKing Жыл бұрын

The intro comments were delivered with perfect dryness. 10/10 content.

@youranretart 11 ай бұрын

subbed just for the tip about the flaps improving turning, props for making a whole video on this s**t plane.

@sum41ow Жыл бұрын

he's not lying i always get paired up with him and he always survives

@MrGuano11 Жыл бұрын

Does he pay you for pretending to be bad?

@elkrumb9159 Жыл бұрын

@@MrGuano11defyn is from Europe therefore is poor

@25Umbra Жыл бұрын

This commentary was bonkers and I absolutely loved all of it XD

@poggergen1937 6 ай бұрын

The missile guidance meme as the 9L was coming was hilarious. Keep up the good work and stay sussy Defyn!

@Sovyetskii Жыл бұрын

I always like to see in outro those "good old times"

@btk.9971 10 ай бұрын

This is by far the best warthunder video I have watched since joining WT 3 months ago..the sussy humor 😂😂

@LewisB3217 Жыл бұрын

We make sure to dive away and get our spee- 💥

@vincenzobrasiello7540 Жыл бұрын

2:35 and now we make sure to dive down and get our spe....."GETS BLOWN U"

@FlypexTV Жыл бұрын

5:46 why would you expose my uncle like that

@mig25interceptor26 Жыл бұрын

Man I love your humor

@joshbosco4028 6 ай бұрын

Bro this is the funniest fucking video you’ve ever made. Binging them lately and holy shit I’m just dying at this one lol

@JDoeX Жыл бұрын

Defyn and sausage goes together like broodje bakpao and knoflook saus

@TheDAWinz Жыл бұрын

"before the missile impacts we're going to safely eject, didn't die yet again" Im dying bro hahahahahaha

@georgivanev7466 Жыл бұрын

Man you're just so amazing 😃

@brokenheadsetgaming3497 11 ай бұрын

Dive out and get our spee- The missile knows where it is at all times

@Str3p3X Жыл бұрын

Dude i looooove your videos , the yak38 is my main plane , with the plane i grinden the whole russian tec tree , love you bro 😅

@skibidabndada6683 Жыл бұрын

This dry humor gets me every time❤

@Kingofthunder Жыл бұрын

I love being able to control sussy sausages, especially with both hands😁

@gunas6133 Жыл бұрын

thanks for not embarrassing those people you would have just dunked on them defyn needs the most humble man award

@TheHumanHighlighter Жыл бұрын

Both my biggest folly and my best achievement in this game are tied to this thing: - Getting this premium meme sausage before it was taken off the store - Somehow getting an even K/D with it.

@integer_main Жыл бұрын

On time as usual, already spaded without your guide

@azerbaijandemocraticrepubl9624 Жыл бұрын

Damn dude pipe bomb thing in the end got me XD

@thegamingdragon6460 5 ай бұрын

The sudden cut after he had said that he "never cuts out his deaths, he just doesn't wanna embarrass the enemy" 2:31

@iansysoev9462 5 ай бұрын

That's called humour

@No1harris_98 Жыл бұрын

Cuteness overload! 😍😍😍

@GeneralLee2000 Жыл бұрын

Sussy amogu baka

@GamingCheeto Жыл бұрын

He's finally done it

@oxbaki5839 11 ай бұрын

1:48 “We can start ejecting all over his face”

@ChaseDuRand Жыл бұрын

2:46 that cut 😂😂😂

@brandoncrooks1681 Жыл бұрын

JFC this video is gold

@PerriThePlatyPilot Жыл бұрын

3:58 that shit was golden man!! 😂

@Halinspark Ай бұрын

Looks like a fish, and it seems like it flies like a fish.

@lovethegame0204 Жыл бұрын

“I never died before” 😅

@rstebnicki Жыл бұрын

All my russian tree till Yak 38 I did in Be-6, after that got Ace on yak when got only 2 R60. Was pain in ass as can't figure out guns in general :)

@Avionist Жыл бұрын

That missle jumpscared me 😂

@liamboyle9199 Жыл бұрын

Tonight on Bottom Gear.... Defyn tugs his Stig? 😮😂

@winnex317 11 ай бұрын

"I'm pulling in, just tugging my stick as hard as I can." LOL

@jackgu4978 Жыл бұрын

1:48 new footage for another DEFYN out of context video

@siemenivanciuc5121 Жыл бұрын

2:37 heerlijke cut

@cubalibre22g4 Жыл бұрын

This shit is the funniest WT video I’ve ever seen make more of this dude

@yui.3218 Жыл бұрын

Man's humor is one of a kind lmfao

@guccihorsepiss2406 11 ай бұрын

it's one of the freest kills he says after smacking three jets

@Asghaad Жыл бұрын

i grinded basically whole RU jet tree back when MiG-23 was the best. yes it was painful especially when it was limited to only 2 R-60s but i learned to use airburst rockets on it and bagged quite a few kills with those in headons. sadly it suffered the same fate as all top tier grinder jets, literally made obsolete in few patches when they gloriously slapped all aspect nonsense in those BRs ...

@Oliepolie Жыл бұрын

HELP ive been stuck in a loop cus at the end of the video defyn tells me to go back and watch the first clip again! then the rest of the video plays and so on...

@WarhammerWeekEndTimes Жыл бұрын

I genuinely laughed out loud at 2:35

@hideki6577 Жыл бұрын

oh yes defyn

@SotGravarg Жыл бұрын

It's an unmanueverable vtol with no flares that mostly gets pushed into battles with AIM-9L's and R-60MK's.

@yolomcswaggens9482 10 ай бұрын

"Paid actor #2 comes in" I think I laughed much harder than I should have damn😂

@marloyt7786 Жыл бұрын

Best pilot in the game

@pizzacutter5469 Жыл бұрын

Please do a video on your keybinds for aircrafts.

@0GTXR Жыл бұрын

Can you fly the Ki-43 III Otsu again? Over time it lost engine power and gun effectiveness

@hax0rz36 Жыл бұрын

great thumbnail btw

@Faded._ Жыл бұрын

so humble

@basicarl5645 10 ай бұрын

The one thing i can give this plane is that grinding it was very memorable

@r6sm043 Жыл бұрын

I will leave you abit of wisdom I have learned from the draken, if your in a head on with a all aspect missle, use your missle to intercept the missle

@Avimeow Жыл бұрын

no way the SU27 meme

@astrogumbie2399 Жыл бұрын

I want the Prem one but they have not sold it sense its been removed which is fked up, but would you fly the J29D and try and help me understand locking down the aim in that plane those Sweden planes with all Stealth belts no matter which you take I am finding a little hard to get down the guns because using the sight inside the Cockpit I can't hit anything and barely get a few kills here and there in 3rd and virtual cockpits.

@andypt2260 Жыл бұрын

The most humble wt player😍

@andreicristip 11 ай бұрын

2:35 😂

@Shpongl3 Жыл бұрын

have you considered streaming sometimes? Would be great to see you play naturally and see the whole matches

@kingghidorah8106 Жыл бұрын

he streams dev servers

@bruno0898 Жыл бұрын

4:06 the 9.0-10.0 experience

@Shinito2 Жыл бұрын

"Hoover Mode"

@ozelotsoffunT-jz2rt Жыл бұрын

What are a flat turn or a rate fight? Rate fight like in Turn rate or climb rate/ Energy retention.

@rainsilent Жыл бұрын

Rate fight is a fight that is all about how fast a plane "rates". Rate is a reference to measuring how many degrees per second an aircraft covers in a turn. Thus a turn fight and a rate fight are the same thing. Rate fight is just the modern fighter pilot terminology for it.

@FramesGone Жыл бұрын

This is probably one of most unhinged videos you have made so far 😂

@claudiovic9883 Жыл бұрын

Yo Defyn do a revisit on Ariete later, ppl talking about new mechanics on missile, they its harder to avoid it flying sideways

@delsymdrinker8064 Жыл бұрын

r-60 for me?

@Broomtwo Жыл бұрын

I love going against R-60's in my Korean war jets

@trolski1618 Жыл бұрын

You should play the Ki-100 at 4.0, it's got the same airframe as the ki-61-2 at 4.7 but much lighter and not much worse power.

@mockingbird0901 Жыл бұрын

Are you trying to insinuate that br compression is a problem??? :O

@NewScottishGentry 9 ай бұрын

that thumbnail 😩

@PrivateMemo Жыл бұрын

I grinded the bis in two weeks with this thing, when it came out back then. It was okay because even R-60s and AIM-9Js were dogeable. But today? Hell nah. Not touching that BR range without flares ever again.