Absolut Madman

Kek is our god and Trump is his prophet! #PraiseKek

But don't forget we helped him with high energy meme magic.

trump already admitted on multiple occasions that he was an insider

Apemanwithcalculator bs he has none

And we, his Golden Legion of deplorables, helped him do it. I'm so proud.

Awesome dude!

Proud member of the Golden Legion of Deplorable here also, can't wait for round two in 2020. :)

T has come to.

Solid Snake You are aware of the fact that trolls are mentaly unstable People ?

September 2020

I've only had videos or Netflix for the past 20 years. (Under a rock, I know) I've had KZfaq for years but only really saw Trump giving his speeches or addressing the "fake news" at press briefings. THIS Trump must be why people are losing their minds!! TRUMP2020🇺🇸

2023

2023

​@@anshulshuksah a man of culture

YOU WERE SO PLAYED......kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pZqcedWcmbbGhps.html

"We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism."

Kori Y You just RE-Elected the Entire Globalist Republican House and Senate Swamp. Just Where do you think NAFTA CAME FROM? H.R. 3450 (103rd): North American Free Trade Agreement Implementation Act Republicans 132 YES 43 No Democrats- 102 yes 156 NO Mike Pence is pro NAFTA and is pro-TTP Fool,He is Status Quo. So why did Trump pick a Pro-NAFTA and Pro-TPP Candidate. Besides NAFTA was Created by Saint Reagan/ Bush Administration. Clinton just signed shitty Republican Garage.

When Donald Trump thought Romney had lost the Electoral college and won the popular vote. His tweets, Trumps the world greatest hypocrite. Donald TRUMPS TWEETS ON Election night nov-12 1.This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy! NOV 6, 20012 2.The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy. 11:45 PM - 6 Nov 2012 3.Our country is now in serious and unprecedented trouble...like never before 11:39 PM - 6 Nov 2012 4.Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us. 11:30 PM - 6 Nov 2012 We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided! 11:29 PM - 6 Nov 2012

YOUR PROOF?

I'm Japanese and will proudly vote for him again in 2020!

I met him one time year's a go. He was nice and funny. I was in a Christian program and he donated money to the program so we volunteered to to sell his computer software. It was a great show. Met some famous people and a hockey team. Love ya Mr Trump 💯💪👊

You are not a Chinese American...you are one of us...YOU ARE AN AMERICAN! God bless.

Yikes, trump doesn’t exactly have many policies that are Chinese friendly

@@PolskiProdigy Of course not, his policies are American friendly.

and eat with chopsticks. try doing that when you're starving

You have him cuz Russia!

@Katie Kay I'm not an English to know your jocks anyway.

China ALREADY owns the usa you’re just to focused on “the Mexicans” too realize it. Bc you don’t know China has almost surpassed the USA as the world sole superpower. Vote Biden if you want to keep that position

Oh, remember when they were telling us that we'd have to learn to speak Russian because they were so sure Trump was Russia's puppet? yeah that never happened. LOL

Ksk just got disbanded. Good luck br9

@@albertweedsteinthethuggeni7797 big F

Russian swamp radioactive dude, bodies backed up.Tea is free though!

Vote orange

@Nate Stathes Plan on it!

He certainly is nasty and vulgar, I'll give him credit where it's due.

Benji Vulao Yeah he is nasty for kicking illegal aliens out of the country and upholding our current laws

Benji Vulao Don't get me wrong I'm not a liberal. I'm FOR the 1A & 2A, immigration reform, I'm glad unemployment is at an all time low and GDP & the stock market is at an all time high. I'm for less government regulations and overreach so I can commend him on repealing so many regulations that stiffled jobs. I VOTED FOR HIM!... BUT... I have to wonder if in real life he's really that rough or was he exaggerating in order to connect with "the average joe". Lying about your personality maybe "a little white lie", but it's a lie nonetheless. That wasn't the deciding factor for me anyways, I ALWAYS suspected he was pouring it on a little too thick. I aligned with him on stupid shit like, you know,... THE ISSUES!

celebrity apprentice conjob

Too bad the establishment bited it and now blocking all Donnie's initiatives. Still, it was hilarious

Some of the best comedians in the world are the most miserable.

His bankruptcies and bone spurs were funny and still are.

@@johnluke6122 dude I completely understand hating Trump or whatever. But, being this unfunny and pointing out the most stupid shit like you did is embarrassing. Go back to Twitter.

@@johnluke6122 sounds like he knows when it's time to close up shop and save the most money, how many bankruptcies would you be able to have and still be a billionaire and be president of the United States, I doubt you'll ever be anything close to what he is.

John Luke Your grammar is too, funny how uneducated you look

The pro-Trump influencers back then were a different breed.

Hahahahah that’s my president 🇺🇸🇺🇸

How can you not love our president! He is Awesome!

Oh, crap, I have got to get to that part of the video. Had to stop it to catch my breath from laughing.

I would have grabbed some altoids,to be sure to freshen it!!!

It's those damn garlic tablets he keeps peddling.

more like restoring the USSR to glory as the 2nd hand of Russia.. *AMIRITE?*

Russia china israel or islame pick ur poison

Benji Vulao C O N S P I R A C Y

The Bringer of Rain how would he plan on doing that without addressing our currency problem??

Benji Vulao more like Netanyahu than Putin

in your tiny world, you brainless idiot

ra ra it’s called an opinion buddy. “Brainless idiot”

@@diamondmlgpro8703 It's not an opinion if its completely idiotic!! Doesn't qualify.

ra ra yes it it. Some people like trump, some people hate him. That’s called opinions. Plus why are you acting like an asshole? It’s not like this guy did anything to you.

@@rara-yp5pq why don't you like him?

K-Victoria Morgan you Russians still pissed you were expelled..? *Bye Felicia.*

@@jovianblue get stalin loving ass out of here

Great quote!!! Imma gonna steal it K?

Exactly 🤣🤣😂 i bet he's fun to hang out with not like crooked Hillary

Top five president in American history

He becomes your Daddy

Pencil Neck will never be forgotten!

Pocahontas

Ya got to live it and love it Pocahontas LMAOFF

Love My President ! Most Awesome Guy Around!!

The dems are gonna chest their way in (lying with ballots) it’s sad.

Why would we do that? We arent terrible people like y'all trumpets

@@dreamingisdrawing2414 Lol here is an undercover report of voter fraud the democrats are doing in Texas. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jaeYh7l-ztHVl4k.html

Wasted your vote! LOSER!!

@@rara-yp5pq hahah did you see the poll update no more president elect for Biden. See you in court

So true

Reagan is the only president we had in kinda recent history to compare to trump

Randy Welsh Confederates supported Bill Clinton, so does that make Bill Clinton a white supremacist Nazi too?

imahalo123 your iq is in the single digits then huh

wildstyle666brooke >When you randomly call people dumb without giving any reasons to support your claim

Randy Welsh actually no because he's against racist planned parenthood who is killing more black babies than are being born in the us. He doesn't condone tHe racist groups. He's publicly called them deplorable but of course mainstream media won't show that

burble74 oh, a mainstream media conspiracy.. *THE PLOT THICKENS* Yawn. Oh, my bedtime already?

Greatest moment love it Larry's face was one of shock

The voice of his was deepened with editing. He doesn’t really sound like that.

@@THEDONSTR8Fightah76 Wtf are you high? That’s his voice lol

@@Tom_Crews No, it’s not.

@@Tom_Crews It is obviously deepened.

@@Tom_Crews That is some voice changer. He sounds like some war-lord. That is not his voice.

John H yes, although I approve. Trolling is the new black.

Allie Hizzle lol Orange is the New black apparently.

accurate is the new idiotic.

+Benji Vulao only for SJW's like you

Soup or Nintendo? Incorrect.

And then the reality of 3 years of Benghazi investigation caught up with him.

Finding Ra best line out of the election

Well done!

Glad to have ya!

Same

The voice over guy’s voice is actually a squeaky high-pitched squeak.

Wish more were like you 😉

Thanks man! 🇺🇸

Forget Trump go shit in Street you son of a bitch

thank you. He is great. he's even going after india's buddy, Pakistan. good luck.

Sanchit Desai, you hate Trump for "being racist", but you are racist at this point. *Hypocrisy 100*

@@sanchitdesai4241 How tolerant of you.

" This orange patriot descended from his golden throne atop a shiny tower... " Golden throne sounds so much better!

Emma Jade Golden throne*

Emma Jade right? 😂

no name conservatives always love killing off their population with a good war.

Camaro SS I know "common sense" people and they go from one catastrophe to another constantly. They shoot from the hip alright.. right into their foot.

Same here​ God bless america🇺🇸

y'all are some good guys

God Fuck America and the United States of Russia.

>"I'm not American..." .... .... >BUT YOU CAN BE. That's what makes America best nation :^)

Grant Mickelson you'd make a good waiter cuz.. *THAT'S QUITE A SUGGESTION.*

ray konga laughable

Remember we have the last laugh with Hillary

ray konga Since when are real men sexually attracted to their daughters?

Wake N Bake JerseyStyle Go eat some burgers you fat American fuck.

idk tell me when your done sucking it,douchebag!mind your business

*/\ conspiracies are fun.*

Keep telling yourself that...

I see right through you Any evidence to the contrary? How else would you make your billions....

John Johnson *Inheritance* . How could a genius file for bankruptcy 5 times?? How could a genius have so many failed businesses and ideas that flop?

I see right through you First of all, he inherited about 300 million and is now worth 5 billion. He has had hundreds of successful businesses and only 5 failed businesses that ended in bankruptcy (a smart move when a business is failing) that's a pretty damn good success to failure ratio in my book..

google sucks what a line

@Chinamoon Very wise sifu.😁🇺🇸

A troll, but with a face.

idk man the guy who named Iceland and Greenland did a god tier troll move and that 1 is a part of history

Perfect ending! Lol

dont forget the beer

Underground Tech trump popcorn with the mixed assorted flavors are the best I have a year's worth their great

Dorian Judah Baker liberal tears will provide plenty of salt :D

I wouldn't mind trying SJW tears flavored popcorn with some Fox News Ice Cream.

Underground Tech 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

I know right? I'm making a recording of it just in case that should happen. Also, It wouldn't suprise me if youtube deletes it eventually.

lol same here

This video made my day

Still laughing

You ARE asleep

Crying Bitch got DOXED

It is brilliant!

Soph side Thought he could beat the Donald, he was painfully mistaken.

“By now the media was totally pissed”

if the narration is "pure gold", then it's got more money than Trump has, at least.

Me too

Who would have thought we'd call those "simpler times"?

@@thehero8084 as of July 12th... Do you think she will be in jail?

@@thehero8084 Hope you're right, don't have that much confidene, the bitch knows how to get away. Do you think someone has the information in that laptop? Bengazi? Some of her crimes revealed?

She’s going to need anti depressant pills 😂

@@danisoto6438 only problem is people who know the Clinton's keep killing themselves

The Hero The Obama’s and Clinton’s will never go to jail, they’re just to connected and rich. I just hope the durham report can expose Obamagate and ruin his legacy. Having the clintons and Obama’s hypocrisy and crimes in the history books destroying their legacy is enough satisfaction for me. It needs to be so heavily exposed so even the MSM can’t ignore or cover it up.

If you hate to admit it, you still have a ways to go!

Beef Patrol lol

a goofy racist?

Trolly billionair turned president cause yolo

hahah why not try hes already famous ;)? famous = votes.

amen

I hope this is true. I think Trump has more freedoms to what's right than any other president ever has. However, there is still others still in govt that will work to keep their rich and paid for agendas going, but I believe Trump has shown he can beat them at their own game.

***** who is the lobbyist he's bringing in?

***** you don't get his joke,but i can't have high expectation on libtards brains

***** all lobbyist has to declare their donation officially,i don't see any of his cabinet appointment in trumps donor list. You may not be liberals,but you fit the their description

“Pokemon go to the polls” Lmao

hes friend with the saudis how tf is america safe when THE terrorist center is allowed to flow in and out of the country?

Yeah okay but don’t you want to get serious and start running the country again, anerica is heading down a dark path and trump isn’t the one to lead us through. I’ve had fun with him but one term is enough.

BARRON 2040

Nikki Ingersoll yes it’s amazing

Tennis932000 The government isn't going to save anybody!!,! The idea you want a leader is fucking weak, you make your life I want the government unable to function which is great stopping those shit politicians from passing more laws against our freedom. Trump 2020 because is team is slowly destroying the regulatory state and shrinking government while making me laugh and keeping us out of wars

he didnt apologize he said "excuse me" lol

even fucking better lol

HER ego thought she would take out the Donald. Where is she now?

skatersridge THAT MADE ME LOL. SAVAGE ASF. DONALDS AWESOME I LOVE HIM SERIOUSLY.

He probably forgot he called her that because he has Alzheimer's.

sorry to say, you might want to get out of cali before you secede

I thought it was just a myth that Cali had conservatives Must be in the mythical State of Jefferson

@QuIgYx Damn Maniacs any way good thing it's to cold for liberals

It takes a brave soul to live in the den of the beast, we need more of you to turn that’s state red, keep doing what your doing.

You are very brave😂

I know! This has been the best year ever!!! Brexit, Cubs, Trump, maybe the Cowboys next? The year keeps getting better and better. Sort of scary though...

Mauro Augusto Mexia It's a bit of a mixed bag because this is the worst news for many. I just wish I could get though to people! Too much identity politics blocking real conversation!

Michael Duke They bought the media's fear mongering and they don't even know it. It's pretty pathetic adults actually believe that Trump will cause the apocalypse lol.

Or that he raped 13 year old girl even though the case was dropped just before the election. Or that he's homophobic even though he's never said anything derogatory about LGBT people but in fact he has been an advocate for their community. The list can go on and on!

Electing a troll makes you proud? Dunno - a few minorities and women aren't feeling as confident as you - maybe you have some insight you could share for them?

right??? such a boss

michael andrews he can take a punch... he's the chosen one!!

+douglas wahid If they lose their religion it just means they are smarter than you. And no, I'm not a leftist, I'm not american. I'm actually a right wing supporter but it's stupid racist people like you that gives the right wing a bad reputation.

What you +Rafaela Boeff may not realize is that not all who make jokes are being hateful. Not all. Who make jokes. Are being hateful. You will notice the media has consistently lied about this in a one sided way. Many good people hate the fact that the media has put out a double-standard that comedy about certain groups must be interpreted as hateful, and must be silenced. Minorities and majorities should have the same standards. We can all joke about each other if we wish. We can all take offense to others jokes. We don't get to decide to censor others speech. If you choose to censor speech, even unpopular speech, many people have a bigger backlash to that than the supposed offense. It's fine to make fun of Christians if you want. I'm not one, but there is also a largely one-sided standard against Christianity but pro any other religion (and you can't be critical of any other religion). We see how many on the left absolutely seem to hate Christianity for being "bigoted" but then they champion Muslims as some sort of progressive icons. If they cared about bigotry or fundamentalism, they would have a much better case in that for the latter group. I have noticed this and find it repulsive. In fact many people enjoy calling Trump God. This is not the start of a new religion that atheists need be going crazy over. In my opinion, this election has been a massive test of who has a shred of a sense of humor and willingness to abandon the false/double standards that have been long promoted in media as some kind of moral and objective truth. This testing by fire has left many confused and angry, but mainly because they don't understand what just happened.

+rafaela boeff >I'm not a leftist but [leftist insults and rhetoric]

Haha how great is that.

She says you seem to stay mad for a long time. He replies,”yeah”

He's a troll. At least you got that part right

@J Burns doesent it. Jajajajajaja

Wasted your vote! LOSER!!

@@rara-yp5pq It took days to think about that comeback. When you don’t vote that’s a lost vote. Not sure if you will be cheering in a couple of years. Just remember how you voted and how that will impact your children.

@@rosaliapena9154 I replied AFTER the results!!

Trevor Mann I thought I was the only one bahaha

Trevor Mann amen brother

*GET A LIFE, TREVOR.*

...

Sick as in good yes? And true! Where you from btw friend?

Canada loves Trump!

Cyka Blyat come to America ! We need people like you 🇺🇸! You are welcome here

We plan on it !!! 😎 TRUMP 2020 !!! 🇺🇸👍

Donna Gail Congratulations! MAGA!

LOL @ RACE RELATIONS. BECAUSE UR A RACIST, THAT'S EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM..? WHAT HAPPENED 2 THAT *_PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY, HUH?_* ROFL. People are wrong about conservatives. They are funny! Just not intentionally so.. And why exactly is Syria OUR problem..? And in that case, what's limp dick Trump doing to fix it..? Moreover, doesn't it require a brain 2 fix stuff..? Uh-oh. Suddenly electing a president with an IQ of a 3 year old doesn't seem so smart.

Bil143 oh, you mean his "super secret plan" to eliminate ISIS that he couldn't tell anyone about because they might "steal" it..? That plan was "stolen" from Obama by the *superb suntanned swindler* as he's made no significant change in strategy from his predecessor. *THANKS OBAMA.*

I hope you're actually from the future in 2024

LOL !

You're not the only one.

Tommy Udo I like paper back. go with that

I love to read it. How to troll your way in to the White House

Following by "The Passion of the Troll"

Charles1k92 What has he done so far?

exboi, I thought it would of been obvious he's Making America Great Again. Not to mention trolling everyone who doesn't agree with him or his policies. I like the guy to tell you the truth. Beside he only going to be in for this term now and if he wants to do a second then I think he will besides whats the problem wanting to make your country better anyway? Are you going to make people upset and offended along the way? YES! Should you care about it? NO! So why the complaining the world isn't all smiles and roses last time I looked at it. It's hard and a scary place, the only way to move forward is to have no nonsense attitude saying and doing what you want and accepting what happens afterwords, like..... Deporting illegal immigrants for example. Why have these people come to America? Do they bring anything beneficial to the country? What are they going to do when they come here? Are they criminals? Why do they have to cross illegally in order to come to another country? These are only few questions to ask about illegal immigrants who chosen to make the trip, and everyone of them that come to the country will say this I wanted to come here seeking a better life. What was wrong with the life they had in their own country? Must of been pretty shit, but if you want to make your own country better you must stay and improve it yourself hence why the western powers are the way they are today. If we choose to follow by their example the country will most likely end up being third world. So yes I'm in supporting my own country first looking after my own people in my own nation everyone else comes last. Anyway thanks for reply I hope you enjoyed the video and comments and remember TRUMP 2020!

Charles1k92 So you’re not gonna give me any reasons or...?

Layne Staley How? He didn’t give me any real reasons.

Here are some basic things Trump has done so far: -Improved the economy (it is in its expansionary state). -Denuclearized North Korea and made peace with them. -Created the space force branch for the military (which may encourage further development in space exploration, and thus lead to more technological advancements) -Reduced the amount of ILLEGAL immigrants (do not misread it, I didn't say all immigrants, just the Illegals) -Also reduced tensions with Russia, which the Democratic Party was trying to start a conflict with them. Things that are still in the process of being done: -Building the Wall (which will include various helpful sensory/surveillance equipment and impede vehicles from entering, generally make it more difficult to illegally cross) -Renegotiating trade with allies and other countries such as china and those under NAFTA. -Dismantling the corrupt Democratic party (honestly the Dems and Leftist are dismantling themselves with their extremist behavior but Trump was the one that began the avalanche.) If you want specific details, I suggest you research in your own time, but those are the main points on what he has accomplished since his election, not to mention there is still plenty of time for Trump to get more amazing achievements under his belt for the 2020 election.

They'll have a whole chapter devoted to this guy in the next series of history books.

@@reducecotwo *herstory

My 10yr old son was listening to this vid across the room and said,”Donald Trump is awesome!” as soon as I read your comment. 😆😭 I love this man so much, it huuuurts.

MAGA Tump 2020, Don Jr 2024

Str6fe I think Benji is swimming with bathhouse Barry, doing the swallowing

That's an interesting way to put it. You might be right. There is so much manufactured chaos in the world right now, only strongman leaders like Trump and Putin can stand at all against the tide of globalist bureaucracy. I don't understand why liberals think socialist straightjacket hell is Utopia.

I was thinking something similar. Donald Trump is the real-world Batman. Never ever in my life I'd think someone so... unusual, childish... a playboy could be what I believe is one of the greatests leaders of modern history. The real Donald Trump, the one that we don't see through media, is a patriot. A hero. He's Batman. He truly is a peacemaker. He wants peace (even when I though we were going to WWIII), he wants the world to turn their head to God again. He is making God's work. And, I can only be amazed by how deep and how misterious are God's ways to choose such and incredible person. PS. English is not my first language.

This is trump supporters in a nutshell. hE iS FuCKiNg bATmaN!

He’s not a hero, he’s the greatest troll the world has ever SEEN

@@Zack-fu4lo I know he's a troll. But that's only his public face because he knows exactly how to use rethoric language and has been in entertainment for years. However; Have you seen his politics? His UN speech against globalism and embracing patriotism? He's is a hero and a big pacifier of the World.

THAT ALONE WOULD MAKE ME BUY THAT SHITTY GAME :D

The mod will be eventually made, I am sure.

Stefan S1984 to be honest I would just get the civ 5 dlc I have 6 but 5 seems more relaxing

+Erik3E civ 6 was not bad. defiantly better then 5

just imagine him playing lol! the flames, the trolling, the insults, the rage!! hahaha

Sean Wagemans I've been thinking the same

Make that 5 years, i wanna live when that movie comes out.

Sean Wagemans with the DNC rigging the primary for Hillary being the sub plot to Donald's comedic trolling

Of course, He's a Genius who reads the Art of War & Machiavelli

Gender Studies in all colleges need to be replaced with Troll Studies LOL

He's still a puppet though...

ally 24o7 that’s why they hate him, but we aren’t snowflakes, so fuck their opinions

Marco Polo Trump 2020

The pathological lying about everything regardless of thing's importance is a good place to begin your understanding, if you're actually curious...

Indoctrination and TDS. S A D

@@jiangming2621 It is difficult being a chronic TDS sufferer. Thankfully, I don't have indoctrination.

@@wm_9640 HOW DID YOU KNOW??? JK SO MUCH KUDOS 2 U

All free men are brothers, brother!

What?

Unalienable rights.

Russians so bold till Putin has a tea party!

Potus ?

@@Moparmaga-1 President of the United States

One of. Not the coolest. We needed someone like him though, happy to call him my President

A lot of us do and people who hated him are starting to regret voting for Biden.

+nternet Privacy for all He outplayed you idiots that voted for him,Trump just another puppet that's been selected by the elites

I didn't vote for him, as I'm not an American, but I genuinely agree with his policies and think he will be a good leader. Mainstream media, largely owned and used like a tool by the elites, has taken a beating and lost a lot of "power", why would they do that to themselves knowingly and willingly if they didn't have to? Surely if they own both Trump and Hillary, and have 100% control over the entire process, they could and would have achieved the same result without damaging their credibility and losing any form of power.

***** The supreme court is controlled by the elites it doesn't matter.

TheStrawbeery worthless accusations with no proof behind them.

Kioko Fulgarion No you're just dumb enough to believe that Trump is not a elitist the Banks, The Jesuits, The Catholic Church call the shots no Donald Trump Naive one.

Jim Rossi Watch the TYT Meltdown video too, 30 min of the 5 Stages of Grief at its finest!