ТАНОС ЛУЧШЕ

@@user-oy7pf2he7sЋирилица мало а?

I know bro

@@Assassin13305 лучше

Vegan

real

"Thanny" 😂😂

This comment actually made me laugh out loud

Well in an alternate universe Thanos is living his best Shrek life through dreamworks

Yea same with thor he was chilling and having fun all until thanos and his dorky squad had to come kill everyone including thors brother loki all infront of him and left him floating in space so thor had all the rights to slice him up

Thor said NOPE

no redemption arc necessary

Bear in mind he killed his father and brother

​@@dr.cheetahshow7277 Father?

@@zCqiFish point is he murdered a lot of people Thor loved, so to see him be merciful to his own children makes him even more angry (Since he didn’t show mercy to his family)

O snap

Only because she stood up for him

He said perhaps as if now he’s reconsidering his former disposition a love for a child should be unconditional

Actually, "perhaps I've treated you too harshly" sounds like a passive-aggressive dig at someone you're really supposed to treat horribly but want them to think all the horrible things you've done so far to them has the possibility of being undeserved.

Thanos was single-minded in his goals. He truly loved his children, but nothing superceded his mission to bring "balance" to the universe. Once he succeeded, he had no reason to maintain his empire or treat his daughter with animosity.

: (

He just wanted some soup

Yeah after wiping half of the population from this entire universe. 😏

@@ankitSharma43825 because he thought there was not enough resources for the entire univers

@@thevloggervlogs6333not enough resources for his soup

Lmao

It would have been a better film

I thought that too when I first watched the movie 😆

@@bsmi1361 Consider what happen to MCU afterwards, I kind of agree with you.

@jackhsu3458 Get ready for the female silver surfer bruh.. smh

a well deserved execution

No mms compa nadie dijo que fue batalla jaja, y si fue ejecución y no tiene nada de malo

Thanos had no interest to resist or fight. As far as I know him, he could have easily defeated them all even without a hand lol

@@ab8948naw Thor is too much alone

​@@dannycujoh516Even in MCU, nevermind comic Thanos, he couldn't win alone.

Captain marvel didn't transform that's why

@@xavierjones9777 She was clearly glowing and using her cosmic photon energy

He's just a extremely smart and powerful hulk, if the Bruce and hulk fusion has a power up, you would basically looking into a Thanos without the stones.

@@narcoticman7310 yeah but not the durability

@@YondoMoloni Well clearly *you* don't know Captain Marvel's powers. Her cosmic photon power gets amplified when she absorbs energy from external sources, like when she drained a spaceship in her 2019 solo movie or absorbed Thor's lightning in What If. She doesn't get stronger by taking damage. And either way, those count as relying on external factors to get stronger, not her own raw power. By herself, Captain Marvel was getting overpowered by a nearly-dead 2018 Thanos, and her attacks didn't do anything notable against 2014 Thanos before she got yeeted away.

It’s how I knew Chris was done with the MCU. He said it was his favorite in an interview and he always pushed in every project since to wear it again. And when he finally wore it I knew they let him cause it was gonna be his last time as Cap

Also when he wore his other suit from the Avengers.

That guy is super cool

Thank you for noticing that. That was my favourite suit, loved seeing it there

Not really, he was manipulating her because they were going to kill him

​@@johnwayne8494No because he is not a liar

@@johnwayne8494 honestly, unless you know more about thanos through the comics or something, i feel like its not clear which way it was. in the end thanos always felt he was in the right, and that he was doing the right thing. his morality is twisted and full of holes, but i think perhaps he truly did regret what he did to nebula, but its hard to know for sure

HE had no remorse more like a socipath.

thats so awezome

Then were like after watching 20 minutes wow thats a good movie now lets go home

I'm so sad of thanoses death😪

@@Poo_Number2I’m not

Only to bring him back without any of the pathos he'd built up in the previous film...which was a huge mistake.

​@@conflictdiamonds I always thought that, in this scene they should have only found the gauntlet without the stones, but with Thanos having left the place assuming he destroyed the stones. Then 5 years pass and the Avengers begin to travel back in time to search for the stones. Thanos finds out about this and begins to rebuild his army to prevent them from undoing what he already did. And so everything would happen the same as in the original film but with the same Thanos as in Infinity War.

Palpatine: good Thor Good Kill Him Kill Him Now

thanos made him a baby at the last fight tho

Dam that hit!

Headless?

Kill him and you can take your rightful place at my side!

👀

*mr Odinson I don’t feel so good*

😂😂

"Surgery".

I want to thumb this up..but youre at 69.

Damn never caught that till now.

Bruce: "Hey don't be araid, THanos is weak now, please come out" Hulk: "Nope" Bruce: "Understandable, have a nice day"

​@@Hung_Nguyen_90 Is hulk at his peaceful place?

Doesn't seem angry to me.

Oh wow! Holy shit!!!

I read this comment in the jokers voice

Do u watch naruto as well 😂

“You remind me of Batman Forever”

Itachi

Not necessarily, because you cant ignore the things they've done before this 'final moment'.

Me in just cause 3

@@acerune8378 Hulk didnt killed Abomination, he was in she hulk, the show was shit. but he one of good things

Hawkeye did as an assassin, I don’t remember if b widow did cuz she’s boring, and both iron man and cap did in their movies…. They will kill

Are you sure about that? 🤣 Iron man killed terrorists… also pretty sure he killed iron monger.. Black Widow is self explanatory.. she an assassin Nick Fury killed em Hydra agents Captain America shot down nazis and killed hydra agents And I’m pretty sure the avengers killed the invading chitauri army and the black order. Thing is, the avengers aren’t an independent vigilante group.. they follow an authority.

Captain Marvel would have, too.

We all do,When the time calls for it. That's what Food & Life is.😅

And no head.

yes, there was an idea that once 2014 thanos came to the present he would seek the help of his present self, but when he goes to the garden he finds a weak and frail thanos who just wants to live in peace now, then the 2014 version thinks his weak and he is the one to kill him

He's also harsh.

@@H-MAN-yn3okwhy would thanos think that? Wasn’t that his plan all along? Wouldn’t he proud since he accomplished his goal and is now resting on a farm as he planned?

@@sultanmufleh2905 Maybe that's why it didn't happen eventually.

That wasn't Ragnorok

@@dmitchell6242love and thunder right but I think he means Thor should’ve stayed serious

I know what movie you meant and I agree. The whimsical corny Thor was too much. He is a “god” after all.

Blame taika watiti for that that’s his style of directing and filming

Try this. My cousin's rewrite of L&T. "It's just a plot summary, so more of the nuances are not included. It's to be narrated by a woman. It begins with a montage of Thor working out and going on adventures with the Guardians. After a brawl with other galactic bounty hunters, which started after they question Thor's identity, he recalls of his old days and plan to move on again, not most suited with the Guardians' lifestyle. He and the Guardians tend to another SOS call, revealed be Lady Sif, fighting the Shadow Beasts. In the battle, Thor finds Jane, wielding the Mjolnir. Sif is injured so Jane, Thor, and the Guardian head to New Asgard on Earth to have her treated. In there, Sif reveals that the Shadows were summoned by "the god butcher". At the same time, Thor reconnects with Jane, who says that the worthiness came to her "like a calling". Realizing that Jane is now known as him, Thor believes that the God Butcher would come after her; he seeks him out by going to places where others gods bave been slain. Korg as company. In New Asgard, Quill calls Jane and Valkyrie unfair to have not informed Thor of Jane's development. Under Darcy's encouragement, Jane reveals to the Guardians that she's dying of cancer; she has lost her hair and appears frail whenever she drops the hammer. A flashback reveals what she has been up to as Mighty Thor up until that point. She have been reluctant to tell Thor, as she didn't know how to break it down for him, especially since their relationship have ended. The group eventually learns of Thor's absence and track him down. Thor and Korg find themselves in a trap by the God Butcher; though he himself is nowhere to be seen, he raised the slain gods as his undead army to confront Thor and Korg. Jane, Valkyrie, and the Guardians came in nick of time. At this point, the narration begins to breakaway from what's actually happening in the story. Understanding that they do not have the advantage, they set out to the Omnipotent City to seek help from King of the Gods, Zeus. On the way there, Quill apologizes for his earlier behavior to Jane earlier and encourages her to open up her condition to Thor. Zeus seems jovial towards the group at first, but gradually turns against them, as he holds low opinion on Asgardians. He and Thor clash, but only briefly, before the group is held captive in the city prison. Zeus and his fellow gods hold a festivity, just vainly celebrating their godhood. They're eventually interrupted by someone Zeus assumes to be one of themselves. He reveals himself as Gorr, the so called God Butcher. He wields a sword Zeus recognize as the Necrosword. He calmly taunts Zeus, enraging the latter. Gorr, after killing several gods, unleashes his Shadow Beasts, including the resurrected slain gods, onto the living gods while he goes on to fight Zeus alone. In the chaos, Thor, Jane, and the Guardians escape. Thor rescues Zeus, though the act goes unseen by Gorr. Zeus maintains his disdain for Thor, ungrateful. In return, Thor kicks him away and steals his Thunderbolt. He and Jane form a duo, combating Gorr and his minions. An overwhelmed Gorr calls for a truce and presents an ultimatum: whoever it was who saved Zeus, they must to come to his place, the Shadow Domain, where they duel until the death. If not, he unleash his Shadow Kinds upon the universe. The heroes regroup back in New Asgard, planning the battle with Gorr. Jane insists on going, despite Thor's reluctance. She then reveals to him that she is dying of cancer, Mantis confirms it, saying the next time she reverts to her human form, it'll be her last. Jane have settled with her fate and wishes her final moments to be with him, in the battle. Thor becomes upset and leaves the room to process it. He is suddenly pulled into another realm. He lands in a pond and standing tall before him is Yggdrasil itself and the Three Sisters of Fate (I decided to blend the Moirai and the Norns together); the oldest sister is revealed to be the narrator. She tells Thor that they have found him quite pesky, having constantly move away from the fate they've written for him since Thanos' defeat. But Thor's rescue of Zeus is one act that irked them most; Zeus, being King of the Gods, is the only one of the gods to hold sway over the Three Sisters. He used to be wiser but grew vain, and they grew to despise him in return. Zeus' latest request for them is to make the Necrosword itself, to be used to murder a god over a love affair with a goddess. The Fates arranged this to be his hubris and thus, complied to his demand. Zeus killed the god but was so self absorbed that he left the sword in the corpse of the god, and it would later be found by Gorr --- The Fates intended Zeus to be killed by Gorr. Thor calls out out their hypocrisy, stating that their desire for Zeus' death instead cause more deaths of other gods and now risk the universe into total chaos. He states that he'll kill Gorr and retrieve the sword to them. The Fates are willing to accept; in fact, they offer to grant a wish from him should he be successful. However, should Gorr kill him, his wish would be granted instead. At this point, there is no more narration. Thor returns to his group, allowing Jane into the fight, saying that he could save her. They set course to the Shadow Domain, which unlike the movie, is a shattered planet and in pieces, rather than a whole round micro planet. Nearly all is absolutely black and white, with the exception of the lightnings from the axe and the hammer, which are blue; the bolt, which is yellow; and the Guardians' blasters' beams, which are green and pink. In some walls, the group see shadow plays based of Gorr's memories with his daughter. When they find him, the Guardians try to reach him through his plights and loss. Gorr rebukes them, and calls them silly for risking their mortal lives for that Thor's, an immortal. He summons his Shadow Creatures to battle all of them; he himself sets focus on Thor and Jane, though he doesn't know who the real Thor is. In the fight, Jane manages to wound Gorr, but in turn, he manages to fatally stab Jane, and he senses that she is a mortal all along. Thor rushes to her and Gorr stands still in bewilderment, practically giving the two a moment. In Thor's arms, Jane states that at a point, she knew dying to the disease is certain and have accepted it, she just had trouble saying goodbye to him. With her wish fulfilled, she dies. The Mjolnir comes apart again and unable to be used. Thor then returns to another fight with Gorr. The latter's wounds grow fatal; however, Thor "forfeits", giving Gorr a chance to kill him. Gorr swings the sword but stops before it strikes Thor. He deems Thor "not like the other gods" he's killed. Time then stops, freezing the battle with the Guardians and the Beasts. The oldest of the Fate appears, in full color, and she comes to both men. She scolds Thor for seemingly renegading their agreement; Thor must be the victor as Gorr is at the point of certain death. However, Thor insists that Gorr could've killed him still at that moment. The Older Fate yields and offers to grant a wish to Gorr; he chooses his daughter. She appears and reaches him. Gorr makes Thor vow to care for her before dying. The Older Fate then says that she and her sisters will not interfere too closely within the realms of mortals ever again before vanishing, taking the sword with her. Thor and the girl come out to greet the Guardians and Asgardians, now in color. In New Asgard, Thor part ways from the Guardians to care for the girl. Quill congratulates Thor for finding his peace. Thor, in turn, wishes Quill would find his when he finds Gamora again. Later, Thor puts the girl to bed, offering to tell a bedtime story. He suggests the story of Iron Man or Captain America, but the girl chooses the story of the Mighty Thor. So he tells her the story, starting with how he met Jane in New Mexico. The POV pans out the bedroom through the window into the starry night sky. The credit rolls with the actors' name linked to their roles based on figures of the constellation. The post-credit scene is Oldest Fate narrating directly to the audience; saying while that concluded the chapters of Thor's love and thunder, it is not the end of his story, for he shall return."

And Gamora.

@@mateoiglesias1193 I have a better one, why is Gamora?

You die for that

@@giovannilupo6997bro😂

⁠@@giovannilupo6997 i’ll tell you one better, who's Gamora?

bro was just making food to chill

Yeah. He wasn't a threat anymore. But then again, when the guy kills everyone you love and half the universe, you do get that murdering fever

Yeah, because they became useluess without Thanos. Btw Thanos was useless too. Killing half the population? Really? To win like 50 years until it doubles again?:D So lame. Especially considering all the hassle they went through.

FATALITY

@@vincently1995 Bruce: What? Rocket: What did you do?

@@nicholasheredia4235 Thor: I went for the head.

Thor wins: Flawless Victory!!!

Can't say some villain fulflled what they wanted to achive

Yes he did.

and for that he deserved to die

I remember people laughed at the “I went for the head” scene at my theater.m

Thanos is indeed a bully.

More like murder!!

I hate it, but I loved it.

@@Dinohunter59826 Yeah. Like Rhodey said: "It's Thanos."

Lol the guy just killed quintillions of lives, obliterated weakened societies that were in need of a population growth, wiped out 50% of plant life and animal life meaning food sources halved, so much starvation, death, mourning because this idiot had an idealism that was completely false. He gets what he deserves. If you feel bad it's because your moral compass is skewed, you can't differentiate between what's right/wrong and liking a person's character. You'd be terrible in politics.

True…

Summarised my retirement correctly

And Thanos was right. To me Thanos represented a realist who refused to appease to the mass in order to gain popularity. His only aim was to break the cycle of suffering. On the other hand, these 'superheroes' represented politically correct individuals. They only crave for attention from the mass and failed to see the big picture. I rather think the problem is similar to the real world. Instead of incentivize people of poor backgrounds (like in very poor countries) to undergo sterilization, the UN keeps sending them food & supplies (which always ended up in warlords' hands anyway and not a permanent solution).

You too, huh? I hate that.

Nah it was funny. No one expected him to kill thanos immediately. The shock value from that, and Thor being snarky against thanos one last time was a huge relief for the audience. He could’ve said “I finished it” or literally anything else and it wouldn’t have been funny. It’s the irony of him using that line and the delivery that made it funny

@@fogtim We all perceive any scenario differently.

@@fogtim It wasn't meant to be funny. It is meant to be shocking and heartbreaking since Thor took the advice of Thanos which is what he should have done to prevent the Snap. Not everything is meant to be all jokey.

Man, bad stroke of luck.

ikr, idk what I feel so bad if he's literally a genocidal 😩

And that with his malnourished dinosaur arm too.

It makes no sense actually, he couldn’t overpower her in endgame without using the stone, now he can when he is barely surviving after severe damage from destroying the stones? When he is shown limping up the stairs? More reasons I have given up on movies. In the same setting, apparently war machine is strong enough to hold his good arm….

He wasn't even trying lol, he was busy snapping​@@carloscervantes836

@@carloscervantes836 Thanos is on a strength level with the Hulk so overpowering CM with brute strength is understandable. In his state at the time, she would have destroyed him rather easily if she used her full power set against him, but that wasn't the goal at the time.

@@carloscervantes836 Right before that, Thanos easily withstood numerous attacks from Captain Marvel without any injury, before grabbing her arm and throwing her away. War Machine holding Thanos’ “good arm” doesn’t mean much since, as a whole person (Titan), Thanos was extremely wounded, and he was also struggling with Carol and Hulkbuster

What I saw was a man was cooking himself a meal and was murdered by a group of costumed thiefs who just wanted his jewels!

You really think people watched this movie before infinity war lmao

@@manzi71 The guy who erased half of the universe? What Thanos wanted is bull

@@ivanexell-uz4mvyou don’t kill a man making soup even if he wiped out half your friends

@@theking167 Hmm… fair point

Hey don't worry there'll be a new avengers movie with kang the conqueror

@@kaijubros3747whos that

@@TitanSpeakerMan2478 what? Did you not see ant man and the wasp quantumania? Well he's a guy who"s from the future and discovered his own variants from the multiverse and decided to take over the timelines

@@kaijubros3747 well since tomorrow is school holiday then I watch the ant man and the wasp quantumania

@@TitanSpeakerMan2478 good idea

That's why it's a strong scene, noone even knows what to feel. You don't feel redemption, you don't feel better. You just killed a titan who was in his house it's like the Thanos he was died with the stones yet everyone else is still dead.

Thor literally won easy in infinity war all he had to do was not go for the chest

@@Hoodini2253 In other words, Thor lost.

@@jetuber that’s not losing that’s plot

@@Hoodini2253 Anytime any character wins or loses is plot. Thor lost.

hahahahah about that

@@icejuice9316what are you talking About

@@efeomorede2726kang won’t be the villain anymore

They all wanted more money and wouldn't sign their contracts. So they had to be eliminated somehow...

What were you envisioning then? What would be your Endgame? If there is to be one, that is.

@@choiyongjaethanos Winning and that’s it …. Not every fucking hero has to have a win why can’t the villain win for once and let it be the end of it … far more realistic

@@pun7659 Fair enough. Money though.

​@@pun7659because, in the end of the day, most of the peoples doesn't want to go to the movies to see the bad guy winning, and that's why those "cheap get out of jail free card" are used in the cinema, if such situation happens.

@@choiyongjae If they followed the original story from the comics, it was not the Avengers that stopped Thanos. Also, comic Thanos battled cosmic-level beings like Galactus and the Stranger with the Infinity Gauntlets and eventually became omni-potent and transformed himself into the Eternity before his gauntlet was stolen by Nebula from his comatose old body.

Literally💀

?

Huh never noticed… unfinished/unnoticed VFX maybe?

I didn't see anything

To be fair, he didn't have any defenses on the planet and seemed quite content with living his life out after the work was done. I firmly believe he'd break bread with the avengers or anyone else if they'd come in peace.

@@bojackhorseman4176Imagine all of them having dinner at thanos’s place. The awkwardness lmao.

@@Man-Man-223 I wouldn't worry, they're used to awkward dinners. Remember the shawarma scene?

​@@Man-Man-223 Lmao

“I just think it’s funny that…” -the women avengers probably

i agree, bro

They waited 5 years to fix everything, and that's what separated Marvel history from real time. Now, those five years have passed in real time.

This needed to be infinity war ending, imagine people wondering wth is gonna happen in endgamr

He really didn't deserve to have any food

​@@The-Spider6199efectivamente

No la iba a necesitar tampoco. 😂 Lo siento, sonó cruel.

True

He's wearing crocs too

What did you guys expect him to be wearing ?

😂😂😂

All vegans ate Evil vegans

I think he most definitely did, considering he had intended to sit back and relax to watch the sun rise on a greatfull universe ♾️

I just realized that the armor he wore in the beginning of Infinity War was probably destroyed after he left to find the reality stone, and then I thought, "oh, a plot hole?" Then I remembered we catch a glimpse of the armor as a scarecrow at the end of the movie, which probably means he had copies of his armor forged. Not totally unbelievable when you consider his change in attire from GOTG and the post-credits scene in AOU.

Pero el conflicto , intensidad y un fanservice bien hecho y un final donde el villano gano de infinity war la hace mejor

@@andomodocrack deja tu eso bro, toda infinity war es perfecta, pero el nivel de oscuridad que tiene endgame está a otro nivel es demasiado sentimental y cada momento es de nervios eso la hace mejor

@@SuperEricCruz bueno en eso si , a eso se lo conoce como " epicidad "

​@@SuperEricCruzNo, Infinity War es mucho mejor. ¿"Oscuridad"?, ¿vimos la misma película? Además de que oscuridad no caracteriza al universo Marvel, ¿vamos a ignorar al Thor gordo comiendo frituras, jugando videojuegos, llorando y quedándose dormido? ¿O las selfies del profesor Hulk con los niños que no conocen a Ant Man? O las aún peores escenas eliminadas dónde se burlan de los vengadores por no derrotar fácilmente a los Chitauri en 2012, o burlarse del Capitán América por no saltar del avión cuando intentaba ahogar el tesseracto, o ancestral tomando un baño de sol en la batalla de Nueva York? Todo esto no me parece "oscuro".

@@luiseduardomurillomartinezpero tiene sus momentos también,la batalla final y esta escena por ejemplo no tienen ningún chiste de por medio que rompa la tensión

If only marvel actually brings more serious and comic accurate story instead focusing at the entertainment that makes the captain marvel it self seems powerless and weak compared to the comic, even the villain it self know to no man, what's the hardest thing about bringing the comic accurate villain

and then he came back a month later and got a raisin

​@@magnusdiridian, nice one.

@@damienknight1002 meh, it wasn't all that grape

Learning from mistakes

Ikr😂😂😂😂😂 Can't believe Marvel is a shit show😂

Bruh what? Thor definitely posed a threat. In the previous movie he literally one shot thanos, if he had gone for the head he would’ve won overall.

@@RiceCubeTechthanos underestimated storm breaker. He would be more careful in a second time against Thor.

@@TrideepNagg regardless if he underestimated him or not, stormbreaker could still kill him even if he was anticipating it. He could get caught and still die. If thor was just in shape in End game he could’ve killed thanos for sure.

Hardly moved his hand at all

@@TrideepNaggCareful how? He used the full power of the stones to blast storm breaker and it did nothing. This is with a Thor even more pissed than at that time and thanos doesn’t have the stones at all. He would get flattened.

That's because you are vegan

​@@db7610wtf

​@@db7610😂😂😂

If any idiot massacred half the population and killed my family, then I'm def doing what thor did.

@@db7610 😂😂