That’s how you know it’s quality

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I gotta steal that saying

I guess I'm the only one that wants one, as well as that awesome dinosaur taco holder he pans past in the store. I need those in my life.

True...Just like the one fruitcake.

Same! 😂

Most I have laughed today.

Those type of quick inserts, usually containing dry humor (this time it was wet humor, ayyyy), are some of the best parts of LGR. And the baby face photoshop; probably the best looking baby I've ever seen.

same! 🤣

omg, that too, lol

I want that dino taco holder now

@@straightpipediesel Same!

I hear about CVS often when I watch Kitboga's video that involve indi_lettermissing scammers. Apparently, CVS doesn't ask question when you buy large number of gift cards, each 500$.

@@louistournas120 Your average CVS employee (on the retail side, pharmacy is a different story) is a disinterested minimum or near-minimum wage worker. As someone who worked a few jobs like that I have to admit I didn't give a damn what the customer is getting unless it's expressly forbidden by my manager. Not getting paid enough to argue with strangers.

That and sticking the mouse pad to the wall in the bathtub really bumped up the production value

Flawless analogy

​@@LGR If you are interested in trying out "Optimus Maximus" keyboard thingy you can look into the budget version of it called "Optimus mini three" that they released alongside with keyboard in 2007. It was a three buttoned version of it, and it's still possible to find them relatively cheaply on online auctions. But be ware, it was 15 years already and OLED technology was relatively new back in the day - those screens weren't long lasting, a lot of them have their OLED screens faded or burned out from usage.

That was sloppy wet gold.

What, you mean a Russian government linked entity has been cutting corners and making useless statement pieces in order to oversell? I can't believe it.

Ah, the wonders of 'Russian made' technology.

Ah, of course. Why did I have a strange feeling that's what was going on with that thing and why it barely worked? Maybe it's a good thing I never bought that screen keyboard from them after all, cause DAMN did I want one of those back in the day

... I was going to make a joke about 'art' being used as a money laundering scheme but that just makes it sound like that's exactly what's going on 🤨

Art Lebedev is known for making ridiculously overpriced products. It's like their credo. That particular mouse might have been designed by an intern that had won some internal contest. Then they just found the cheapest possible supplier from China to actually build them.

Nice Golden Bat pfp.

@@kz.irudimen probably because artsy shit is always about form over function and they spend more time worrying about if it looks good than it functioning because they probably expect people to use it say its shit and then ends up as a desk ornament(e-waste

The worst part about having a Krimpet mouse would be the constant desire for Krimpets

Nobody bakes a cake like tasty kake

@@JeffreyPiatt you sound like an ad

@@user-vi4xy1jw7e No shit! Because it's one.

Pure natural organic woodgrain goodness.

it really gives cryptid vibes

Yes, it felt very strange and it can't be unseen.

Well it is harkening back to some of his very first videos where consoles rested unter trees.

@@iamacoolpersonandicanread4768 "Searching for the Lazy Game Reviewer" - Coming to BBC 4 - July 2022.

And I had never tried them until I watched this video. Went to Walmart, bought a box and demolished all of them within the hour.

Seriously tho after seeing them and clint saying they are good I looked to see if I could find them in my area and while sadly they are not they had two products that are that look amazing enough that imma have to buy and try!

There better baked goods are there kandy cakes

I can always recommend yes cakes

@@JeffreyPiatt What language is that?

@@filipstamate1564 stronk

@@filipstamate1564 English

Are you Tirulipo Jr.?

I had a Tonka one in that similar vein when I was a kid that was just a big steering wheel you plopped down on top of the keyboard, and my god did I love that game. I seem to remember having one that was like a work bench, too, that had levers and buttons that mimicked a saw and drill and hammering a nail and whatnot.

Honestly same here! I have seen it once at a goodwi fully boxed in a display case and always wanted to know how it works or if it even works properly

@@SharkNinjaBlueStar OMG, that workbench sounds amazing!!! 10 year old me would have loved that! Oh, who am I kidding, 35 years old me wants that - and I have all those things for real!!

I feel like it was the "girl" version of the Millennium Falcon game

I too had that Tonka Workbench thing, I don't know if I had the truck one too but it definitely feels familiar so I might have. As a kid it felt so impressive that this whole thing "plugs in" over your keyboard and simulated everything like that, as an adult I'm very much less mystified that "Oh... it just presses keys on your keyboard"

Curiously, "mus" is also the Swedish word for mouse. And a euphemism for female genitalia.

maüs

Coincidently that is exactly how the Danish word for mouse is spelled and pronounced. Like taken out of the dictionary.

Mauser

I can understand why Mr. Lebedev would want to "latinize" his products' names, as it can give them a more sophisticated and elegant feel. However, I think it's important to be careful with adding suffixes like "-us" or "-mus" to product names, as it can potentially lead to confusion or misunderstanding. For example, adding "-us" to a product name might not accurately reflect its Latin roots, and adding "-mus" to a product name could lead people to mispronounce it or associate it with the animal instead of the intended product. It's always a good idea to consider how potential customers might interpret a product's name before making any changes.

In soviet Russia, mouse clicks you!

@@bittertriumph2045 What a country.

There's another Russian joke that would fit better to describe this "Mus": What's something that doesn't fly, doesn't buzz and doesn't fit in your ass? A Russian-made flying ass buzzer.

What kind of a name is Krimpet?!

@@caramelldansen2204 If you eat one you'll discover its just the right name for them.

Welcome to Philly

The old switcheroo

His voice is so luxurious

It's why I love GOG so much! The older games they sell actually work on older hardware.

That's Shrinkflation for you...

Aging myself here, but I've been eating them since the mid-1980s and their size hasn't changed much (maybe slightly smaller?). Pretty sure the mouse is larger to be properly usable.

Always been the same size since I've been eating them which started in the late 80s.

@@ColdBar "Shrinkflation"? You mean "profit motive".

@@caramelldansen2204 No, products being reduced in size is usually a result of increased cost of production, not greed. Shrinking food products isn't cheap, you need all new packaging and modified recipes.

Wasn't that Perdue's marketing slogan for Oxycontin?

Depends if you have insurance or not

06:18 is even funnier! Poor fella. LOL

Hard to argue with that!

i vote for the easyball (im a daily exclusive trackballer)

Around 2003, I remember saying to my "host mother" in Spain, "Where is a pharmacy? I need to get some photos developed." (I had a film camera.) Needless to say, she was very confused.

I mean they are still a pharmacy you can get your prescriptions filled but they are essentially small supermarkets too with toys and other weird stuff. You go in to get your ibuprofen and refill your prescription when you are checking out and you see a chips and coca cola and go "Ayy, I'm a bit hungry." Good ol' capitalism.

Back in the 80's my local drugstore in rural Maine had an aisle that if you stood at the end of it and turned a 360 you could see: milk, bread, wine, candy, film, and gunpowder.

This is the kind of IT hazing I love to see.

graphics 10/10 story -10/10

LNR where he goes outside and whips out his special toys all for us to see. Clicky keys and all.

He went outdoors once before, incidentally with another weird mouse... the sexy mouse iirc!

@@HolyKhaaaaan And the Red baron pizza cupon excursion😁

It's like a thing where you glue a magnet to the back and use it is gimmicky fridge magnet.

You can actually still buy this "Mus" for $16 on their online-store, but looking at posted review photos (from Russian store) they still sell their 2011 stock, with yellowed packaging and crusty batteries.

Something about it makes me want to throw it like a dart

EA snorts, p!ss off everyone

Yeah, used to be in the game. Now it's unlocked with "a sense of -pride- price and accomplishment"

@@yukikofujiwara2144 LOL true dude

I have more nostalgia for "Challenge EVERYTHING..."

Too bad it used early versions of OLED screens and most of these keyboards nowadays have faded or burned out screens

@@iscander_s they might have burned out shall they be used, but the keyboard itself is so crappy, all made of that thin glossy squishy plastic I'm almost sure noone could have used long enough to burn the keyscreens.

Chyrosran22 did a great video about the Optimus Maximus.

@@daemonspudguy thanks for the hint! Turns out the 3K$ one with color OLED was even not built out of shit, as the "basic" 1600 bucks model feels crappy right out of the box, don't even need to type a letter there to get to that feeling.

@@user-xv9fe4eo1b and it uses the worst keyswitches Cherry makes, Cherry MY. Also, please stay safe over in Eastern Europe, as things are very messy.

maybe they just use pen-tablets 🙃

Most high end design houses make useless crap honesty, even if we speak about their website designs, theyre generally awful with very low usability and unclear

Just needed to take a bite from both of them, to get real empirical data.

Everything is Bimbo. Seriously, Bimbo owns a bunch of bigger brands like Oroweat and Sara Lee. I have seen Entemanns everywhere I have been in the US but I have never seen TastyKake products.

@@kaitlyn__L My grandma hates the word so she would get all angry whenever she saw Bimbo Bread.

Most of the Bimbo products we see in Nebraska are Hispanic products in Hispanic big box groceries. Mexican cakes and pastries. I just presumed it was a Mexican brand alongside the Sangria Senorial and the Sidral Mundet. And FUD hotdogs.

Bruh

@@kaitlyn__L haha!

_Yes._

Everything has gotten smaller and the costs have gone up. But they do it slowly so you don't really notice.

Oh awesome! I love that lamp, picked it up at a MCM secondhand store some years back.