thank you for the italian people trigger warning, my mother was killed in a meatball factory explosion and just hearing the words "that's a spicy meatball" make me salivate and weep uncontrollably.

The depiction of Red as Ed Sheeran drastically shifted my perception of this character I've never read about

Another plot twist: The children were supplied by Geraldine because of the Beureverse

I was so waiting for the twist to be that the girl that red shot was actually his child

YES MY FAV KZfaqR THAT POSTS EVERY BLUE MOON

I'm so obsessed with the two psycho friends beating the poor lady and then disputing like an old married couple 😭 such a cool, dynamic duo to me

I was 100% sure I knew what the twist was going to be with the missing daughter subplot, but then the shared co-writer universe came out of complete left field. I'm so stunned at that, I forgot all the Tomato-Murder jokes I had lined up.

22:49 "Bibliography." Incidentally, the way I thought the climax would go is that the hooded kid Red shot somehow turned out to be Dessi, making part of his whole quest tragically pointless.

SHE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!! Seeing you loose your shit over the tomato based kills was fucking hilarious

I love how the twist I was expecting didn't come to fruition. I fully thought that 1. Desi was going to secretly be the child that Red shoots to death or 2. The fact that they were children was a hallucination and they were actually dogs.

Petition for you to review every one of this authors books because you have me HOOKED

If you're looking for a crazy female villain read the black version!!! The main character in that version is one of my favourite book characters EVER

Hour long Jules Dapper video LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

RED VERSION AND BLACK VERSION JULES!

i would love to see a review for the black version as well !! and i am DELIGHTED to see another book waiting in the wings; i have no history with this genre but i am thoroughly enjoying your reviews so far !!!!!

best cure for pink eye is covering it in red makeup. 10/10 lol

i love how goofyass splatterpunk is. like three card monty with a used pad. sure! why not! while they're genuinely scary sometimes, other times it really does feel like a child's concept of scary or gross situations but with an adult's knowledge of human vices

the eye makeup and red outfit are GORGEOUS btw. your makeup always slays but the off the shoulder tulle is STUNNING!!

youtube recommended me your last video and i loved your humour and storytelling and went through everything you’ve uploaded in a night. having said that, i haven’t thought about args in years so imagine my surprise when i get to the last video and realise you made the arg i was obsessed with when i was like 13 😭😭

I am so excited to have this video on in the background while I do the dishes. Thank you, Jules. I have so many dishes

I'm consistently impressed by how funny you manage to be while covering such grim subject matter, without the jokes feeling tasteless. I love your reviews and I can't wait for more!

Im italian and this is the funniest thing ive ever heard in my life. They made it so stereotypically Italian in the funniest way possible. Im fucking dying

Speaking of accessibility, thank you for having such good subtitles. I know they're annoying to make, but I appreciate having them.

Thank you for not censoring words I could not watch this video if I had to hear the word unalived

next jules dapper video: pitching and workshopping new slurs

An entire choose-your-own-adventure book in this style would be cool AF.

From the almost slapstick levels of cartoonish violence to.the moustache twirling bad guys with focus on the gratuitous, Aron seems like he'd really like the Danganronpa games. Honestly though, the plot summary and everything makes this book sound like it would really shine as a 90s point and click adventure game with schlocky effects and live action characters.

tomato-based crimes got me

5:43 I had to pause to do a lap around the room at you using Ed as the pic 🤣

The harsh whiplash between splatterpunk and fucking kitchen princess is back breaking and im so here for it. Cant wait for more baking and gambling hellscape

~13:00 This author has clearly never seen a used pad irl because it's VERY obvious whether one has been used, even looking at it from the bottom. 😂 The adhesive plastic part that sticks to the underwear isn't that thick, you can very clearly see through it

the red/black looks you did for this vid are SO GOOD!!! loved the review as always!

Seeing you crack up during the tomato part was so fucking funny.

NEW JULES VIDEO LETS GOOOO (also so excited to watch the new slenderman docuseries!!!!! i was so hype to see you in the trailer!!!!!)

Got my hot pocket, got my Liquid Death, we are locked in

I'm surprised they sold the daughter to a cobbler. I was 100% expecting them to reveal they sold her to the casino and she was the kid he shot or something like that.

This shit was so sick 😭😭😭 From your interpretation of this story, I definitely feel that the “gimmick” definitely served the immersion of the story and ultimately proved itself to be a fun plot device- also this is hands down my favorite review I’ve seen of yours thus far, 10/10

I read "Off to Meet the River Man" and am reading "Tender is the Flesh" right now because of your reviews....also I once had gained ownership of a garage FULL ok OK Soda 2 liters.

Italian American here - the tomato factory thing is possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard and I fully endorse it

This video is all I could want, description of an amusingly messed up book, gorgeous makeup, and It*lians

Your eyes look so green in all that red!!!! we love color contrast pop in this house

Okay but did we have to serve the look so hard for this video im just an illiterate little guy trying to learn about this book and im kickin the dirt all bashful while you describe literary warcrimes in my ears 👉👈 love u

my favorite youtuber (who looks great in a red dress and no pink eyes) posting a new video on my birthday?! my birthday wishes have all come true!

do you like fries

Absolutely EXCITED! I’ve been watching all your videos and I wanted so much longer videos! Love your stuff! 🤍

idk how to explain it, but your videos are super refreshing!!! I’ve tried watching videos like this before where someone breaks down a book, but yours are the only ones that keep me SAT ❤❤ so happy to see that you posted again (:

I whole heartedly recommend Kakegurui which is the upbeat counterpart of such stories, with a rather strong message about self liberation not said out loud, but you can tell characters just become more free as the show goes on. And its just super entertaining to watch, sometimes its kinda h*rny, there are one or two bloody scenes, but its realy a super fun anime I need to rewatch after this likely grim dark story

Okay cgi straps in the thumbnail😍

Oh my. We have been blessed with a heafty video. I am glad i just finished both versions myself

I had to come back because when i was working my dumbass put together that the black version follows Black Widow abd the red version follows Red. Its been like a week im dying

You're so funny but also genuinely so good at sharing stories, I get so excited when I see new uploads ❤️

I genuinely love these videos and need so many more splatter punk reviews the editing is so good for literally Ed Sheeran shaking around

a review of the audible version: The way they read MadDog’s dialogue is peak humor

I would LOVE to hear a review of the black version. And sew sorry. And literally any book you choose. I love your reviews

PLEASE keep covering this cinematic universe, I could never read them myself but I love watching you talk about em

The look GAGGED me. I ❤️ women!

IM SO EXCITED THAT YOU’RE POSTING AGAIN THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WORK YOU PUT INTO THIS

I felt sick and got sunburned today but Jules posted so I am healed 🙏😮

THE REDS OH MY GOD ONE OF YOUR BEST LOOKS YET! /needs to watch the rest of the video gddamn

WAKE UP PEOPLE JULES IS BACK!

I love the contrast between the giant blue bunny and the Alan doll you got there. I'm kinda obsessed with your setup lol

THANK YOU JULES FOR POSTING THE SAME DAY OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE SERIES FOUNDERS CUT!!

I was convinced that one of the kids r(Ed) would shoot/kill would be his daughter and he wouldn't realize until the bag came off. Honestly kind of surprised it didn't go there, but I'm not mad about it - I'm just losing my mind at the Italian microaggressions

Thank you for making this experience a little less gross Ms. Dapper.

I love the classic Splatterpunk short stories, especially David J Schow, where the emphasis is on human tragedy and behavior in extremis. More violent, less just Jackass Grossness. I adore your reviews!

I love the use of bodies acting normal or crapping out on us in books. In this case the heroin making Red pass out. Or like people getting food poisoning. I think it just adds a really authentic element

WE ARE SO BACK!!!! literally my fav content creator so glad your pink eyes sorted 🩷

Thank you goth mother for blessing us with an hours worth of content

May Leitz mentioned! (and really fun review! The tomato deaths are killing me)

I love how you sort of...coreograph your narration? I loved your physicality when discussing the drug trip. I _also_ love your sight gags, as always.

When you started describing how Red’s girlfriend sold Desi, I thought the twist would be that she sold her to the Black Widow and Desi was the kid that Red shot…which would have been devastating. Anyway, great video!

LET'S GO LET'S GO I AM FUCKING SET AND READY TO GO LET'S GO BOYS

NO WAY YOU UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY!!! EEEK!!! ❤🎉

I wanna read this book now cause i always enjoy hearing how evil businesses are run in stories and how they run parallel to normal businesses, like casinos and betting are already evil in some kind of way so hearing the different dark penalties and ways aron beauregard has to go above and beyond to be like "no this is THE EVIL CASINO" is interesting, i also realized while lisenting to this before going to bed that alot of mlp grimdark or creepypastas could be classified as splatterpunk if they weren't set in the world of a colorful horse cartoon

You look so fucking cool btw like that fit with the makeup is so fucking amazing, so slay, I feel in my soul I needed you to know that NOW

HOUR LONG DISTURBING BOOK REVIEW!!! YEAH!!!

YIPPIEEE! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED- Time to lock in with a coffee and hot water bottle....

Dear Julia, you mentioned it in your OK Soda video but I'd be really curious to hear your opinions on Ghost World (the movie, the graphic novel or both!!) It definitely seems right up your street Side Note: you look so similar to Emma Appleton when she plays Nancy Spungen in Pistols it's actually insane

AHHHH!!! I’m so intrigued and I can’t wait to see if you make another Disturbing book review or two. Going into depth with a book in one video is so fun to me. Also GIRL YOUR MAKEUP ATE!!!>

I like how universally on youtube the visual for rehab is the one from Bojak horseman lovely to see everyone’s brain goes there

I need you to make a video on every book of this bibliographic universe that you end up reading, I am second-hand hooked

"The first game he plays is craps." Wow I wonder what's about to happen if he loses

HOUR-LONG JULES BOOK REVIEW FEELING EXTREMELY BLESSED

YOU SHOULD READ FLUIDS BY MAY LEITZ ITS ACUTALLY REALLY GOOD SPLATTERPUNK

I would love to hear the black version review too!

Jules always rises back to this world whenever life is bad, thank you Jules for Julesing around.

As an Italian I must say that this was the most creative Italian stereotype I've ever read and heard

The entire time the setup for the casino was being explained, I kept saying to myself "this is just like Kaiji" AND THEN I NOTICE FUTURE JULIA WEARING A KAIJI SHIRT. You love to see it

Your channel popped up for me the other day and I'm so happy it did. I love your humor and how animated you are as you are talking about these books. You show exactly why I always enjoy talking with people that truly enjoy the subject they are talking about. Best wishes!

I could very well be wrong as someone who never read this book, but halfway through the video, I was starting to wonder if the reason everyone kept telling Red he was “special” was just to manipulate him into thinking that he had a better chance at winning, thus keeping him there longer

"I knew poop eating was on the table but there was no possible way I could have braced myself for what the punishment for losing at CRAPS was" 🤣

OMGMGM I JUST NOTICED U HAVE ALAN IN THE BACKGROUND !!!! thats super cool that u have him i rlly havent seen much in a bit

So happy t have a new book review from you! Especiall during Pride Month! Great way to spend one of my favorite times of the year! I look forward to your book reviews always!

i only ever want to experience this mans book through your words

OH MY GODDD JULES POST ALERT JULES POST ALERT

Dude this is so funny and massively improved my very shitty day to listen to, subbed - would love to see more long-form vids if the format works for you

I just started watching your book reviews and I really enjoy them, you have a funny sense of humor and i like your personality❤

I love this content! I just wish it came out more often T.T but i do understand that is kinda hard to be reading and reviewing books 24/7

I know you're definitely getting tons of comments telling you to read and review the Black Version but I just wanted to add my name to that request!!! Super love how you review these books and I NEED MORE lol

Omg I love the Holy Mountain Poster in the back, such a good film!!!