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@mothweb2 ай бұрын
thank you for the italian people trigger warning, my mother was killed in a meatball factory explosion and just hearing the words "that's a spicy meatball" make me salivate and weep uncontrollably.
@Ollo-teddo2 ай бұрын
Mama mia
@mothweb2 ай бұрын
@@Ollo-teddo DAMN YOU.
@Ida-zv8nuАй бұрын
@@Ollo-teddo oof urself and record it
@B-zk9btАй бұрын
That’s a spicy meatball!
@sunnyb0i920Ай бұрын
I can't play Super Mario Bros anymore without hyperventilating and bursting into tears, that trigger warning saved me😌🙏
@dego55092 ай бұрын
The depiction of Red as Ed Sheeran drastically shifted my perception of this character I've never read about
@catalinaargyriou86032 ай бұрын
red sheeran
@TheOneAndOnlyLobster2 ай бұрын
You’ve never… Red about
@komomn2 ай бұрын
Another plot twist: The children were supplied by Geraldine because of the Beureverse
@ciaralee25292 ай бұрын
I was so waiting for the twist to be that the girl that red shot was actually his child
@flaccidpancake26142 ай бұрын
Dude me too, maybe the cobbler then sold her to the black widow? But yeah it kind of shows how cruel these books are that i was complete expecting something like that
@KanaChanxxАй бұрын
OMG SAME! But the idea of a cinematic universe is way better!
@Raspberry0221Ай бұрын
yeah I was coming down here to comment the same thing tbh
@DeathnoteBBАй бұрын
God same. Like I would be SO mad and devastated but narratively it would have been *chef’s kiss*
@sernoddicusthegallant698610 күн бұрын
Im glad it didnt go for something that generic but damn it kind of felt like a "fuk u" to just tell them to read another different book to find out how a centeral plot line was resolved.
@Lostfloortile2 ай бұрын
YES MY FAV KZfaqR THAT POSTS EVERY BLUE MOON
@orinami33102 ай бұрын
perfection takes time :)
@Lostfloortile2 ай бұрын
@@orinami3310 fax
@Ibbin_832 ай бұрын
missed her fr 😓
@BB-TheCandleFairy2 ай бұрын
We feast tonight sibithren! (Apparently there is no gender-neutral term for brethren / sisthren, according to Google, so- sibling+thren= sibithren :> )
@wannabedrewafualo2 ай бұрын
@@BB-TheCandleFairy this made me smile. I love our community
@Niky_Blox2 ай бұрын
I'm so obsessed with the two psycho friends beating the poor lady and then disputing like an old married couple 😭 such a cool, dynamic duo to me
@spacetech-29452 ай бұрын
and they had a JOINT FUNERAL?? Like did they get buried next to eachother too like couples do too? I need a spin-off book about just these two!!
@Niky_Blox2 ай бұрын
@@spacetech-2945 EXACTLY! they seem like super besties with a twisted story!
@prettyhatemachinexoxo2 ай бұрын
SAME
@VampireMan1011Ай бұрын
@@Niky_Blox Perhaps even roommates
@OddMoonlightАй бұрын
@@VampireMan1011 Oh mah gah, they were roommates.
@furonguy422 ай бұрын
I was 100% sure I knew what the twist was going to be with the missing daughter subplot, but then the shared co-writer universe came out of complete left field. I'm so stunned at that, I forgot all the Tomato-Murder jokes I had lined up.
@trashcan_6Ай бұрын
I thought the daughter would end up being one of the kids in the race lmao, at least It wasn't predicable ig
@samcyphers29022 ай бұрын
22:49 "Bibliography." Incidentally, the way I thought the climax would go is that the hooded kid Red shot somehow turned out to be Dessi, making part of his whole quest tragically pointless.
@rolanslide8509Ай бұрын
I thought that too 😅
@sanitycaycay25072 ай бұрын
SHE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!! Seeing you loose your shit over the tomato based kills was fucking hilarious
@g.m.18212 ай бұрын
I love how the twist I was expecting didn't come to fruition. I fully thought that 1. Desi was going to secretly be the child that Red shoots to death or 2. The fact that they were children was a hallucination and they were actually dogs.
@tshelahАй бұрын
Petition for you to review every one of this authors books because you have me HOOKED
@Deviledegg694202 ай бұрын
If you're looking for a crazy female villain read the black version!!! The main character in that version is one of my favourite book characters EVER
@anapaulauwu25863 күн бұрын
I hope to see a review on this one :0
@OrionKingsley2 ай бұрын
Hour long Jules Dapper video LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
@itsmarthai2 ай бұрын
RED VERSION AND BLACK VERSION JULES!
@Eve.v2 ай бұрын
i would love to see a review for the black version as well !! and i am DELIGHTED to see another book waiting in the wings; i have no history with this genre but i am thoroughly enjoying your reviews so far !!!!!
@nitemarestlk2 ай бұрын
best cure for pink eye is covering it in red makeup. 10/10 lol
@fish-d64882 ай бұрын
i love how goofyass splatterpunk is. like three card monty with a used pad. sure! why not! while they're genuinely scary sometimes, other times it really does feel like a child's concept of scary or gross situations but with an adult's knowledge of human vices
@MMDAMVАй бұрын
Tbh I think that's why I can read some of it - it's so graphic as to be silly
@scarletdevil2003Ай бұрын
i had to pause the video at that part because it was so stupid that i just started laughing uncontrollably. it just caught me so off guard
@Samantha-vlly24 күн бұрын
@@scarletdevil2003 *Me with every disturbing book review of Jules* 💁🏻♀️
@ajmarsh992 ай бұрын
the eye makeup and red outfit are GORGEOUS btw. your makeup always slays but the off the shoulder tulle is STUNNING!!
@damaged.collateral2 ай бұрын
youtube recommended me your last video and i loved your humour and storytelling and went through everything you’ve uploaded in a night. having said that, i haven’t thought about args in years so imagine my surprise when i get to the last video and realise you made the arg i was obsessed with when i was like 13 😭😭
@gguioa2 ай бұрын
youtuber jumpscare
@bigaliceenergy75782 ай бұрын
I am so excited to have this video on in the background while I do the dishes. Thank you, Jules. I have so many dishes
@snazzy91752 ай бұрын
I'm consistently impressed by how funny you manage to be while covering such grim subject matter, without the jokes feeling tasteless. I love your reviews and I can't wait for more!
@Spracker333Ай бұрын
Im italian and this is the funniest thing ive ever heard in my life. They made it so stereotypically Italian in the funniest way possible. Im fucking dying
@Samantha-vlly24 күн бұрын
Even me as an Asian, it’s so straightforward and obvious. Outrageously hilarious😂
@ninereeds18102 ай бұрын
Speaking of accessibility, thank you for having such good subtitles. I know they're annoying to make, but I appreciate having them.
@Wizardmutt2 ай бұрын
Thank you for not censoring words I could not watch this video if I had to hear the word unalived
@flaminghotfunyun2 ай бұрын
next jules dapper video: pitching and workshopping new slurs
@jessicabing6222Ай бұрын
An entire choose-your-own-adventure book in this style would be cool AF.
@tarotsushima33322 ай бұрын
From the almost slapstick levels of cartoonish violence to.the moustache twirling bad guys with focus on the gratuitous, Aron seems like he'd really like the Danganronpa games. Honestly though, the plot summary and everything makes this book sound like it would really shine as a 90s point and click adventure game with schlocky effects and live action characters.
@L1ncoreАй бұрын
Oh gd.. ive been reading Aaron Beauregard’s books for awhile now, and you’re so right. A 90s throwback style point n click game adaptation of his stuff would be amazing. Really hoping this book leads him to do more interactive storytelling in the future. even if it’d just be a full on cyoa book.
@rileyschmunsler36812 ай бұрын
tomato-based crimes got me
@SiriPsychopomp2 ай бұрын
5:43 I had to pause to do a lap around the room at you using Ed as the pic 🤣
@AnvilApricotАй бұрын
The harsh whiplash between splatterpunk and fucking kitchen princess is back breaking and im so here for it. Cant wait for more baking and gambling hellscape
@sahelhappenstance8992Ай бұрын
~13:00 This author has clearly never seen a used pad irl because it's VERY obvious whether one has been used, even looking at it from the bottom. 😂 The adhesive plastic part that sticks to the underwear isn't that thick, you can very clearly see through it
@ariannatorres3799Ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly, very "only a cis guy could have written this"
@Samantha-vlly24 күн бұрын
Yeah Was visibly confused at that part
@playfulnoisee2 ай бұрын
the red/black looks you did for this vid are SO GOOD!!! loved the review as always!
@gzs982 ай бұрын
Seeing you crack up during the tomato part was so fucking funny.
@TheMenasaur2 ай бұрын
NEW JULES VIDEO LETS GOOOO (also so excited to watch the new slenderman docuseries!!!!! i was so hype to see you in the trailer!!!!!)
@julietsalazar18552 ай бұрын
What is this and where can I find it?
@ittybitty_bat2 ай бұрын
Got my hot pocket, got my Liquid Death, we are locked in
@panqueque4452 ай бұрын
I'm surprised they sold the daughter to a cobbler. I was 100% expecting them to reveal they sold her to the casino and she was the kid he shot or something like that.
@AubreyEllisTVАй бұрын
This shit was so sick 😭😭😭 From your interpretation of this story, I definitely feel that the “gimmick” definitely served the immersion of the story and ultimately proved itself to be a fun plot device- also this is hands down my favorite review I’ve seen of yours thus far, 10/10
@TheLegPumpkin2 ай бұрын
I read "Off to Meet the River Man" and am reading "Tender is the Flesh" right now because of your reviews....also I once had gained ownership of a garage FULL ok OK Soda 2 liters.
@devsoloveyАй бұрын
Italian American here - the tomato factory thing is possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard and I fully endorse it
@LoveyDovey_Kris2 ай бұрын
This video is all I could want, description of an amusingly messed up book, gorgeous makeup, and It*lians
@octopuddle69332 ай бұрын
Your eyes look so green in all that red!!!! we love color contrast pop in this house
@Goatings2 ай бұрын
Okay but did we have to serve the look so hard for this video im just an illiterate little guy trying to learn about this book and im kickin the dirt all bashful while you describe literary warcrimes in my ears 👉👈 love u
@AJ-cu4zj2 ай бұрын
my favorite youtuber (who looks great in a red dress and no pink eyes) posting a new video on my birthday?! my birthday wishes have all come true!
@meowmeowmeow-tz2vg2 ай бұрын
do you like fries
@julesdapper55842 ай бұрын
I love fries
@Nahobussyino2 ай бұрын
@@julesdapper5584do you still love dr Pepper?
@oh_why_her2 ай бұрын
Absolutely EXCITED! I’ve been watching all your videos and I wanted so much longer videos! Love your stuff! 🤍
@twixyyy.Ай бұрын
idk how to explain it, but your videos are super refreshing!!! I’ve tried watching videos like this before where someone breaks down a book, but yours are the only ones that keep me SAT ❤❤ so happy to see that you posted again (:
@martonszentkiralyi22512 ай бұрын
I whole heartedly recommend Kakegurui which is the upbeat counterpart of such stories, with a rather strong message about self liberation not said out loud, but you can tell characters just become more free as the show goes on. And its just super entertaining to watch, sometimes its kinda h*rny, there are one or two bloody scenes, but its realy a super fun anime I need to rewatch after this likely grim dark story
@Nassifeh2 ай бұрын
I thought of this immediately and then even more so as it went on, because Kakegurui actually explains the rules of every single game, and it's actually possible to follow them even if you haven't played them before!
@jackickingandsobbing17422 ай бұрын
Okay cgi straps in the thumbnail😍
@julesdapper55842 ай бұрын
What are you talking about those are clearly very real straps.
@Samantha-vlly24 күн бұрын
😭
@mrblasto17292 ай бұрын
Oh my. We have been blessed with a heafty video. I am glad i just finished both versions myself
@damiangaymianАй бұрын
I had to come back because when i was working my dumbass put together that the black version follows Black Widow abd the red version follows Red. Its been like a week im dying
@toaster872 ай бұрын
You're so funny but also genuinely so good at sharing stories, I get so excited when I see new uploads ❤️
@starreaker.99112 ай бұрын
I genuinely love these videos and need so many more splatter punk reviews the editing is so good for literally Ed Sheeran shaking around
@theboi1427Ай бұрын
a review of the audible version: The way they read MadDog’s dialogue is peak humor
@bagandbroadАй бұрын
I would LOVE to hear a review of the black version. And sew sorry. And literally any book you choose. I love your reviews
@finleybrown89772 ай бұрын
PLEASE keep covering this cinematic universe, I could never read them myself but I love watching you talk about em
@Angelinaisokay2 ай бұрын
The look GAGGED me. I ❤️ women!
@lighthoused.2 ай бұрын
IM SO EXCITED THAT YOU’RE POSTING AGAIN THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WORK YOU PUT INTO THIS
@MumbleMonkey2 ай бұрын
I felt sick and got sunburned today but Jules posted so I am healed 🙏😮
@plutothechinchilla44962 ай бұрын
THE REDS OH MY GOD ONE OF YOUR BEST LOOKS YET! /needs to watch the rest of the video gddamn
@therealbeanibaby86492 ай бұрын
WAKE UP PEOPLE JULES IS BACK!
@rolanslide85092 ай бұрын
I love the contrast between the giant blue bunny and the Alan doll you got there. I'm kinda obsessed with your setup lol
@man1ac-r0x_112 ай бұрын
THANK YOU JULES FOR POSTING THE SAME DAY OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE SERIES FOUNDERS CUT!!
@birdeaux79912 ай бұрын
I was convinced that one of the kids r(Ed) would shoot/kill would be his daughter and he wouldn't realize until the bag came off. Honestly kind of surprised it didn't go there, but I'm not mad about it - I'm just losing my mind at the Italian microaggressions
@arthur_is_drawing22182 ай бұрын
Thank you for making this experience a little less gross Ms. Dapper.
@JoyfulOrb26 күн бұрын
I love the classic Splatterpunk short stories, especially David J Schow, where the emphasis is on human tragedy and behavior in extremis. More violent, less just Jackass Grossness. I adore your reviews!
@samanthaburns6956Ай бұрын
I love the use of bodies acting normal or crapping out on us in books. In this case the heroin making Red pass out. Or like people getting food poisoning. I think it just adds a really authentic element
@orxnge_peei23222 ай бұрын
WE ARE SO BACK!!!! literally my fav content creator so glad your pink eyes sorted 🩷
@froqpond2 ай бұрын
Thank you goth mother for blessing us with an hours worth of content
@TakarasAsylum2 ай бұрын
May Leitz mentioned! (and really fun review! The tomato deaths are killing me)
@MMDAMVАй бұрын
I love how you sort of...coreograph your narration? I loved your physicality when discussing the drug trip. I _also_ love your sight gags, as always.
@elizabethdevido20812 ай бұрын
When you started describing how Red’s girlfriend sold Desi, I thought the twist would be that she sold her to the Black Widow and Desi was the kid that Red shot…which would have been devastating. Anyway, great video!
@Eve.v2 ай бұрын
LET'S GO LET'S GO I AM FUCKING SET AND READY TO GO LET'S GO BOYS
@InformantLotus2 ай бұрын
NO WAY YOU UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY!!! EEEK!!! ❤🎉
@julesdapper55842 ай бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BÏTCH!!!!
@flaccidpancake26142 ай бұрын
I wanna read this book now cause i always enjoy hearing how evil businesses are run in stories and how they run parallel to normal businesses, like casinos and betting are already evil in some kind of way so hearing the different dark penalties and ways aron beauregard has to go above and beyond to be like "no this is THE EVIL CASINO" is interesting, i also realized while lisenting to this before going to bed that alot of mlp grimdark or creepypastas could be classified as splatterpunk if they weren't set in the world of a colorful horse cartoon
@coal.ink_3499Ай бұрын
You look so fucking cool btw like that fit with the makeup is so fucking amazing, so slay, I feel in my soul I needed you to know that NOW
@bizarrebobcat2 ай бұрын
HOUR LONG DISTURBING BOOK REVIEW!!! YEAH!!!
@MDOE4042 ай бұрын
YIPPIEEE! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED- Time to lock in with a coffee and hot water bottle....
@calciumstealer24482 ай бұрын
Dear Julia, you mentioned it in your OK Soda video but I'd be really curious to hear your opinions on Ghost World (the movie, the graphic novel or both!!) It definitely seems right up your street Side Note: you look so similar to Emma Appleton when she plays Nancy Spungen in Pistols it's actually insane
@Yetionthemic2 ай бұрын
AHHHH!!! I’m so intrigued and I can’t wait to see if you make another Disturbing book review or two. Going into depth with a book in one video is so fun to me. Also GIRL YOUR MAKEUP ATE!!!>
@zerochocolatemilk2 ай бұрын
I like how universally on youtube the visual for rehab is the one from Bojak horseman lovely to see everyone’s brain goes there
@TindraSan2 ай бұрын
I need you to make a video on every book of this bibliographic universe that you end up reading, I am second-hand hooked
@TindraSan2 ай бұрын
I have a second hooked hand, I can't read like this so you have to tell me about them instead
@Natalie-wi8rdАй бұрын
"The first game he plays is craps." Wow I wonder what's about to happen if he loses
@Maeve____2 ай бұрын
HOUR-LONG JULES BOOK REVIEW FEELING EXTREMELY BLESSED
@leothelion62452 ай бұрын
YOU SHOULD READ FLUIDS BY MAY LEITZ ITS ACUTALLY REALLY GOOD SPLATTERPUNK
@leothelion62452 ай бұрын
Never mind u read it. Read girlflesh
@wrenpeach67072 ай бұрын
I would love to hear the black version review too!
@wrenpeach67072 ай бұрын
And the cobbler saga of course lol
@B-zk9btАй бұрын
Jules always rises back to this world whenever life is bad, thank you Jules for Julesing around.
@spaghettoheadАй бұрын
As an Italian I must say that this was the most creative Italian stereotype I've ever read and heard
@wealthybomb1816Ай бұрын
The entire time the setup for the casino was being explained, I kept saying to myself "this is just like Kaiji" AND THEN I NOTICE FUTURE JULIA WEARING A KAIJI SHIRT. You love to see it
@scottg7532 ай бұрын
Your channel popped up for me the other day and I'm so happy it did. I love your humor and how animated you are as you are talking about these books. You show exactly why I always enjoy talking with people that truly enjoy the subject they are talking about. Best wishes!
@postnuclearmorganАй бұрын
I could very well be wrong as someone who never read this book, but halfway through the video, I was starting to wonder if the reason everyone kept telling Red he was “special” was just to manipulate him into thinking that he had a better chance at winning, thus keeping him there longer
@insertfunnynamehere167315 күн бұрын
"I knew poop eating was on the table but there was no possible way I could have braced myself for what the punishment for losing at CRAPS was" 🤣
@s0urstr4wbzАй бұрын
OMGMGM I JUST NOTICED U HAVE ALAN IN THE BACKGROUND !!!! thats super cool that u have him i rlly havent seen much in a bit
@kaeynpeck-snyder67762 ай бұрын
So happy t have a new book review from you! Especiall during Pride Month! Great way to spend one of my favorite times of the year! I look forward to your book reviews always!
@KatHarpy2 ай бұрын
i only ever want to experience this mans book through your words
@delusionaldollhouse2 ай бұрын
OH MY GODDD JULES POST ALERT JULES POST ALERT
@KatOwl22 ай бұрын
Dude this is so funny and massively improved my very shitty day to listen to, subbed - would love to see more long-form vids if the format works for you
@amelliamcghee7616Ай бұрын
I just started watching your book reviews and I really enjoy them, you have a funny sense of humor and i like your personality❤
@sebastianreyes20966 күн бұрын
I love this content! I just wish it came out more often T.T but i do understand that is kinda hard to be reading and reviewing books 24/7
@VeronnorsАй бұрын
I know you're definitely getting tons of comments telling you to read and review the Black Version but I just wanted to add my name to that request!!! Super love how you review these books and I NEED MORE lol
@spiriteyes76912 ай бұрын
Omg I love the Holy Mountain Poster in the back, such a good film!!!