If I find myself in the deep ocean near a tiger shark I’ve already made some questionable decisions.
@wrecklessg67102 ай бұрын
😂
@candybn782 ай бұрын
You’re a cutie 💖
@Hanger0872 ай бұрын
anonymous user rizz
@deannmc2 ай бұрын
It’s like when you have too much too drink damnit I did it again
@Prettynikki8152 ай бұрын
LMAO umm yes...
@ashleighrose81154 ай бұрын
"make eye contact with the shark" Me tryna make eye contact: 👀 The shark: 👁️🗨️ 👁️🗨️
@fattinamia4 ай бұрын
Hahaha!
@jesslineth4 ай бұрын
😂
@mirkoriedel38274 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@direwolf74914 ай бұрын
😂😂
@edwardcoward10624 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@caboliving3 күн бұрын
The shark: “please remove this hook from my freakin mouth!” 😂
@caballero36012 күн бұрын
Androcles & the Shark!
@Carena7222 күн бұрын
I expected that to be in top comment
@prin04282 күн бұрын
Me too! Poor thing
@TaxidriverBarbi2 күн бұрын
That's what I was thinking...I've seen a lot of videos of sea life asking for help
@gunnertdj19022 күн бұрын
As a fisherman those hooks rust and fall away within a few days
@FactsArentFeelings3 күн бұрын
He wanted the hook removed. The pain from removing it could cause him to attack though.
@traviskeller77063 күн бұрын
Agreed. Risky to find out. Although showing the belly is not a predator response in any animal I know of.
@LivinInProllywoodКүн бұрын
They're being pretty calm and submissive tho, they have accepted they need their help
@ladyjo581Күн бұрын
@traviskeller7706, you clearly don't have cats 😅😂
@hagalathekidoКүн бұрын
i dont think sharks have that kind of pattern recognition to ask humans for help, they're like reptiles 90% instinct
@nmg6248Күн бұрын
@@hagalathekidono, it’s documented. Sharks come to humans for help removing hooks. Then they probably tell their friends and family because it’s quite a phenomena now 😮
@majorlui3 ай бұрын
"Stand your ground" I wouldn't be in this situation if I was standing on ground in the first place
@BirdOfHermes832 ай бұрын
You also can't " run away " while being under water. 😂
@saloscontent2 ай бұрын
@@BirdOfHermes83 Either stand on the ground
@larryflint83512 ай бұрын
bro is a genius 😅🤣
@alphaalembe97012 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@CM-ks1kq2 ай бұрын
Well done! That's funny
@sqiu5676 күн бұрын
He's gonna have to find me over a misterious brown cloud
@moms7919 сағат бұрын
Eww lol
@planettobi8 сағат бұрын
Lmaoo
@planettobi8 сағат бұрын
Human version of squid ink😁
@SuddenHaiku7 сағат бұрын
😂
@Ashley.Melissa4 сағат бұрын
Ewwww 😂😂😂
@TheHilltopPillbox5 күн бұрын
If I find myself swimming in the open ocean, a tiger shark is likely going to have a good supper.
@chalk6ix_nz950Ай бұрын
If a shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark, in a triathlon it'll come down to who is the better cyclist..
@ChopRobinsonАй бұрын
underrated comment
@alfredotherescuetuxedocat83Ай бұрын
😂😂
@hateferlifeАй бұрын
Sharks can be a real bear at transition points. Had one drip all over my socks and stole someone else's sport beans.
@CrackerBarrelKid54Ай бұрын
The wit on this damn guy 👍👍
@Readysetgo2007Ай бұрын
🙂 mhm
@arashjamali43574 ай бұрын
I love how this video start off by her saying"if you are swimming in the ocean and you run into a tigershark" as if this is a everyday lifehack.
@cattastroficka1964 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kaidiver43064 ай бұрын
Best comment, whahahaha
@TarpeianRock4 ай бұрын
As a spearfisherman I can use this advice.
@Bhagavadgita-py6gz4 ай бұрын
Family members
@djinn56584 ай бұрын
@TarpeianRock lol yeah, as a person who lives in Florida, this is actually a relevant little "fun fact". Florida people unfortunately need more of this type of weird info than the average folk
@peuko13 күн бұрын
-"Stand your ground" - Maam, I'm in the sea...
@CrayCray94 ай бұрын
My first instinct would to shit my pants actually
@trophyscene50154 ай бұрын
Good idea, a murky distraction cloud like squids release, will help you get out of the area fast!!
@kecym.48084 ай бұрын
zzavid?
@Derek_Keenan4 ай бұрын
i think you forgot a word there bud
@lindastarkey61934 ай бұрын
If none of this works...bend over and kiss your ass goodbye... lol
@SuV333584 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ThisIsTheWayy3 күн бұрын
Sharks are so fascinating however I prefer seeing them on the screen instead of somewhere in the deep blue
@sophies92742 ай бұрын
the first person to work this out had some serious balls
@waleedalarmanazi1592 ай бұрын
Truly scary
@Kitty-xi1sb2 ай бұрын
Or had no other choice
@carlosmspk2 ай бұрын
They were delusional and were trying to pet it
@MEM_80082 ай бұрын
sharks are docile by nature its just the movies that unfortunately depict them in a antagonistic light 😭
@carlosmspk2 ай бұрын
@@MEM_8008 "sharks are docile by nature" is a bit of an exaggeration. White sharks are really aggressive towards humans. Bull sharks are aggressive too. Tiger sharks are a bit unpredictable, sometimes they think you're prey, sometimes they ignore you. Blue sharks are docile and mostly just attack humans when threatened or if mistaking us for a seal or something like that... etc. Sharks can be docile to humans, but saying that an animal whose survival is very much due to their aggressiveness is "docile by nature" is a bit of stretch. That they are more docile than movies give them credit for, sure, I agree.
@Kolstee1523 ай бұрын
To avoid getting attacked by a shark, the trick is to not swim in the ocean.
@chrisrambo81423 ай бұрын
There's plenty of beaches with fencing in ocean to keep the sharks from swimming close to shore so you can safely enjoy the water.
@Xmarkthings3 ай бұрын
thank you👁️🫦👁️👌🏼❤️ 🦈🚫
@Matt..S3 ай бұрын
Or in my super villain pool, Mr. Bond.
@chrisrambo81423 ай бұрын
@@Matt..S i like the ocean because of the waves. I didn't learn how to swim until I was 9 or 10 so as 5 year old going to the beach I kinda missed out because I was so afraid of the water but I still wished I could swim like everyone else and sure enough a few years later I did. Me and my buddy swam past the pier for 4 days in a row. I definitely wouldn't do that today but yeah lmao
@TCthaCrisis3 ай бұрын
That's a lie because I don't swim and somehow I was attacked by a shark in my garage.
@titilayoobakinolaitan49654 күн бұрын
New fear unlocked
@kailaxa9391Күн бұрын
Isaiah 41:10 ESV Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; I will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
@jeffreym.895721 сағат бұрын
@@kailaxa9391 Well... what if the Tiger Shark is praying to the Shark Gods?
@gemmagapilango87365 күн бұрын
Bro there's a fishing hook in the side of the sharks mouth
@nagappanan8644Күн бұрын
Yes
@jk_theman303520 сағат бұрын
Are you related to Albert Einstein?
@jeremyperez254019 сағат бұрын
That’s his piercing
@mack223318 сағат бұрын
Reeeeeeaaallllyyyy
@j.b.434014 сағат бұрын
We use steel which rusts away, quickly.
@ry_g2 ай бұрын
“Stand your ground” The ground: 🌊💧🐟
@nyheemjohnson82432 ай бұрын
That’s all I could think bc what are we standings on again ?
@TalhaKhan-cy6ej2 ай бұрын
@@nyheemjohnson8243 On the shark
@gamercat70042 ай бұрын
Stand your Ground water 💧
@KyleEvra2 ай бұрын
😂
@xSavedSoulx2 ай бұрын
Stand on business
@XavierBolte4 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear I'm inside shark now
@lucythevaliantbookreader76394 ай бұрын
oh dear 😂
@kryptoniridium4 ай бұрын
Wait a few hours, you'll eventually be out again.
@MoisturefortheSoul4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lilineliline43514 ай бұрын
I bet this is going to get thousands of likes
@Tina-wk2pr3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Memyx4 күн бұрын
When someone comes into your house, stares at you, and then smushes their hand into your face.
@Adrian_Daydream5 күн бұрын
“Stand you ground” bruh I’m in the ocean, I’m not Poseidon 😂
@simpsmith421917 күн бұрын
Did you know that there is a 100% chance of surviving a tiger shark attack by not swimming in the sea?
@lfior15 күн бұрын
Lol not swimming in the sea in case you happen to run into a shark 😂 why not avoid going ever driving a car in case you die? Much better choice
@compulsiverambler135215 күн бұрын
No cos you need to drive to go to work and school. There is no need to swim in the sea. And if everyone swam in the sea as often as everyone drove, the number of shark bites would be insane.@@lfior
@aeopmusic14 күн бұрын
there's a mutant species that swims through the air now, i saw a movie about it (in my dream)
@mongiu1314 күн бұрын
Dude... have u ever seen sharknado?
@BeautifulColorsYoutube14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jameswilliams3581Ай бұрын
“Be calm. Slowly push your friend between you and the shark”
@LuisCastillo-jc8svАй бұрын
One friend once told me, you should carry a knife I asked him, to stab the shark? He said no, to cut another diver so all the sharks would go to him not to you 😢
@kericadmium1043Ай бұрын
😆😆😆
@JESUS.saves.Repent.Ай бұрын
What's truly sickening is that some of you are not joking. You're the crazy "fake friends" in society that need to come with a huge red flag so people avoid you. You can't be trusted. Snakes just waiting to betray someone. Shameful.
@anirudhas1940Ай бұрын
What if the shark is hungrier than usual and comes for round 2?
@stephenweston3377Ай бұрын
😂
@girlieshanna5 күн бұрын
My first instinct is to accept that i’m going die that moment. 😂
@meowistforlife7 сағат бұрын
The strategy in this situation is to convince the shark you taste terrible
@thearcane26655 күн бұрын
Make eye contact with shark Me : 👀 Shark: 👁️
@angrykitteh95892 ай бұрын
"Maintain eye contact with the shark." Shark: 👁️ 👁️
@effiesugafanai12172 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jt31882 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@akashsalgarkar14082 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@brandonshin48082 ай бұрын
She didnt say eyes contact so just focus on one of them like you are dealing with a lazy eye
@alteredbeast71452 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@parasj9014 ай бұрын
My toxic trait thinking I can 1v1 the shark.
@TrashyDeath3034 ай бұрын
REAL
@neillman68094 ай бұрын
riyal
@thebigbadwolf85084 ай бұрын
Bro add up 5 of you I promise you you’d still get 1v5 can’t beat someone in his own territory 🫡
@Hyrule4094 ай бұрын
@@thebigbadwolf8508 My toaster: "Allow me to introduce myself."
@allstartv282k4 ай бұрын
obviously a dude with an anime pfp thinking he can fight anything he sees
@traviskeller77063 күн бұрын
The liklihood of it wanting the hook removed is pretty high. It calmly shows its belly. That isnt a predatory response
@LittleKantBoyКүн бұрын
It wants removal until the hook punctures or scratches it; then it decides it wants a snack instead
@annestewart57416 сағат бұрын
When she says swimming away from the shark creates a predatory response, she doesn't mean slowly drifting like she's doing. She even says as fast as possible & that's what triggers the predatory response: swimming fast & flailing around. She's going slowly & calmly so the shark is just curious at this point & coming to check her out.
@dunnoo5 күн бұрын
How u calm asf miss , damnnnn
@a.m.94744 ай бұрын
First problem: swimming in the open ocean Solve: maybe just don’t
@nigglebit4 ай бұрын
That's the thing, innit? It doesn't matter whether or not you go out into open ocean; sharks regularly hunt in shallow water.
@Imke_loves_Taylor4 ай бұрын
@@nigglebit Then just don't go in the ocean at all. I prefer the pool 100000 times
@Leave.Me.Alone19894 ай бұрын
@@nigglebitdefinitely a pool person too..I take pool over ocean anyday
@josephtrinkle32554 ай бұрын
I don't go around tigers or sharks so I'm damn sure not going to be around a tiger shark
@LuLingqi1014 ай бұрын
Wanna know something scary? Bull sharks are even more aggressive (I think) and swim into freshwater.
@randomdoggo5534 ай бұрын
That shark getting closer and closer is pure nightmare material
@ballstealer4 ай бұрын
Until you realize sharks don't actually eat humans for the most part and that shark attacks are rare.
@Stolas_the_owl4 ай бұрын
It doesnt matter how rare or not they do it,they STILL do so still a nightmare@@ballstealer
@Just-a-good-gamer4 ай бұрын
They have sensitive noses you could boop their nose...
@Just-a-good-gamer4 ай бұрын
It actually is pretty effective at deterring them and they will know you're not their prey and most likely leave... Unless there's cow blood nearby
@thesaviorofsouls52104 ай бұрын
Thing is, the fact that its moving so slowly getting closer just means its curiously checking you out. If it wanted to eat you it wouldnt carefully come up to you
@soul96525 күн бұрын
Aw hell nah, there's nothing but you, the shark, and the VERY deep blue sea that's visible.
@phillipwilliarms49022 күн бұрын
Misss u had me at ‘if u swimming in the open ocean ‘ absolutely not 😂😂
@scoliosis8572 ай бұрын
"Swimming in the open ocean" "Stand your ground"
@ghstly76442 ай бұрын
Its the camera that spooked the shark, camera man never dies
@infinitevortex13692 ай бұрын
Two options: Swim in the ground or stand on the water
@dirtyprinz2242 ай бұрын
@@infinitevortex1369stand on water
@floyd56882 ай бұрын
Ten toes down
@erickane4572 ай бұрын
I feel like this would have been the best time to start the saying "swim on business"
@kphoto833 ай бұрын
Shark: Nice, this one isn't swimming away. "Excuse me miss, can you remove this hook?"
@Animesh5493 ай бұрын
Yoo nice joke but no comments,?? Let me fix that 😅
@MisterB1233 ай бұрын
Y'know, i might as well give you one more reply. Why not?
@MisterB1233 ай бұрын
@@Animesh549You too, have a reply, just for fun!
@martywilkinson40103 ай бұрын
@@MisterB123 I will also leave a reply!
@bossakane3 ай бұрын
@@martywilkinson4010 reply here just for replying sakes
@rudyp47713 күн бұрын
Instructions unclear, I stared at the shark's nostrils instead of at those eyes. And now I'm fish food.
@My_kedits4 күн бұрын
"If you're swimming in a open ocean and you run into a tiger shark" Me: Gurl I can't even swim in a swimming pool...
@Pikachu-eo3gb4 ай бұрын
Poor shark with fishing hook in his mouth
@trophyscene50154 ай бұрын
Well at least whoever hooked it didn't break this one's jaw
@tjmcqueen72704 ай бұрын
I know it's incredibly sad.
@jaimegarland88564 ай бұрын
It’s a lip ring
@Saffie154 ай бұрын
Aw ❤
@Saffie154 ай бұрын
@@jaimegarland8856💀
@gvkl09palakkad10 күн бұрын
Make eye contact. Firm handshake. 🤝 Shark : youre hired
@Cottonrazorblades8 күн бұрын
😂
@Nicole-rj4xz7 күн бұрын
🤣
@afadfitzjeanmarc15927 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@sunondalyons737 күн бұрын
Or a future turd.
@ONLYFEZ7 күн бұрын
Bro she's literally feeding the 🦈
@user-tl7px5st2t2 күн бұрын
Now I need to settle down from all the anxiety this video just gave me! I will never be caught in the ocean with a shark!!! 😅
@wardrone10yt292 күн бұрын
He wanted you to remove the hook from his mounth. 🤭
@FireSigndКүн бұрын
You touch that hook and hurt it in any way in the process, it'll lash out.
@adrianfto97443 ай бұрын
Stand your ground in 70k feet water is crazy
@D.J.R_Fit3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 this comment doesn’t have enough likes. This is gold
@lydiaann52613 ай бұрын
like ive accepted my fate by that point that's insane
@Ajay_Official8083 ай бұрын
Its actually not 7k feet cause I can literally see the surface 👀✨
@internetcarson3 ай бұрын
🦅🦅🦅
@TravMakesaMove243 ай бұрын
@@Ajay_Official808 ☠️ u didn’t get it. Stand your ground, how can she stand her ground when she’s in 70k ft deep water, not that she is 70k ft deep into the water.. ofc we all can see the surface
@nwbklr4 ай бұрын
🤿: “Cool lip ring!” 🦈: “Thanks!”
@karenscoville63074 ай бұрын
Yep, the only reason it was following her was because it was hoping she would take the hook out of it's lip. OUCH!
@macm23734 ай бұрын
Poor Shark! 🪝
@XGRIMYONEX4 ай бұрын
@@karenscoville6307yea I’m sure. It also wanted to say hi and have her belly rubbed.
@purplerainlily744 ай бұрын
😵💫 Poor sharky 🦈 maybe ( just maybe ) he wanted you to help him remove the 🪝 😅
@RubyRedS1ippers4 ай бұрын
@@XGRIMYONEX😂
@Jacob7Strings2 күн бұрын
I would probably die of a heart attack in that situation
@changlee11963 күн бұрын
Shark: Well I dont have a reverse mode...
@Trehlas3 ай бұрын
If I run into a tiger shark in the middle of ocean... My first instinct is to wonder how the fuck I got there... I ain't going in no ocean.
@Thecatissmall3 ай бұрын
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🦈🌊🌊🌊🏊♀️🌊🌊🌊
@user-nu3sd7zb2j3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@HipHop_EA3 ай бұрын
hahahahahh@@Thecatissmall
@catmouse28823 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@No.3-19913 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@DraikoBeats3 ай бұрын
My first instinct is to never swim in the open ocean😂😂😂
@anasashraf24053 ай бұрын
😂 same
@anasashraf24053 ай бұрын
This made me laugh so hard 😂❤
@daniellimo40873 ай бұрын
Me too 😅😅
@ExpressEntertainHub3 ай бұрын
Best decision
@lexi88933 ай бұрын
Literally. I have a terrible case of Thalassaphobia. Though yes, I’ll swim in the shallow parts of the ocean, never ever will I swim in the MIDDLE of it. Props to divers fr
@moflow996 күн бұрын
I feel like all of this just depends on how hungry the shark is. 😛
@anadurao89956 күн бұрын
Eye contact? Ill have a heart attack even before the shark shows up
@Hoc-Dolliday3 ай бұрын
“Oh snap, I didn’t know you were chill like that.”
@godzilla46072 ай бұрын
Oh shit, my bad Dawg
@annaburke85372 ай бұрын
"I haven't been touched like that in 60 years"
@hiitsme70894 ай бұрын
If you are ever in this situation, pull out your camera. The cameraman never dies
@pokechannel97584 ай бұрын
That's actually what they did in this video😂😂
@eddqqwuodalego65704 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@nw60704 ай бұрын
Cant you stop this incredibly dumb trend already , its pathetic. And doesnt even make sense. There is plenty footage out there retrieved from dead cameramen. Ffs use your brain, the joke has no basis.
@WhippedCreamoSaurus4 ай бұрын
@@nw6070 ye your right this is stupid. This joke has been going on for many years and it’s getting ridiculously old.
@retr0tune803 ай бұрын
@@nw6070 then scroll past the comment? People still find the joke funny. If it’s not your sense of humor, fine. No need to write a whole paragraph about how you don’t find it funny. It’s a joke, not that serious.
@Blaxx1012 күн бұрын
Vid: Stand your ground… Me: what ground??? 🤔🫤
@user-lr8ge4nv4s2 күн бұрын
"Can i eat u?" Me tryna say calmly "no please i will use my hand"
@lukewang21873 ай бұрын
Shark: *thinks you’re easy prey* You: *boops shark* Shark: “I apologize, I was not familiar with your game.”
@anabellepreis19203 ай бұрын
You just had to share this pointless krap, didn't you?..
@lukewang21873 ай бұрын
@@anabellepreis1920 yuh
@Abdullah-xr2wx3 ай бұрын
Annabelle why u sharing pointless comment
@lukewang21873 ай бұрын
@@Abdullah-xr2wx lol, no need to argue. It’s a comment under a yt video. Don’t fall for that person’s rage bait lol
@fulltimeonfire85363 ай бұрын
theyre all just swimming away embarrassed that they didnt know the cool handshake :(
@vandanaupadhyay27654 ай бұрын
"Make eye contact" Introverts: 😳
@Ravage8063 ай бұрын
💀
@naza87363 ай бұрын
The only eye contact I make is with the mirror😂
@BlueTheCrew3 ай бұрын
Also known as autistic people - one of the 'symptoms of autism'
@sSandy.3 ай бұрын
True 😂@@naza8736
@DS123-gb8tf3 ай бұрын
@Robloxmovies2 so not being super friendly and a “people’s person” makes you autistic ?
@nanotriplex3932 күн бұрын
“Make eye contact with the shark” Me 👀 Shark looking south and east at the same dang time
@Logan-oz8jh2 күн бұрын
Bro was like “hello, hello, who is this?”
@chandanaghosh96453 ай бұрын
Proof that the cameraman never dies
@zero..02083 ай бұрын
Am dead😔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@carrotjones40433 ай бұрын
Sharks don’t eat poeple
@rayjones26063 ай бұрын
@@carrotjones4043 they do if theyre hungry
@XPGamingXPDK3 ай бұрын
@@rayjones2606Hes partially right they wont eat us.. primarily BUT they Will tear us the fuck apart just to realise we dont taste good lmao
@elbuki40063 ай бұрын
@@XPGamingXPDK we taste better than fish
@Justjustinp2 ай бұрын
The slow approach of the shark and the sheer emptiness of the ocean below terrifies me. I wouldn’t get in this situation in the first place. Kudos for being able to stay so calm.
@iratakeuchi30312 ай бұрын
It’s my dream to swim in the open ocean but it simultaneously absolutely terrifies me.
@slateand8082 ай бұрын
It is the same type of emptyness as the sky above when standing on ground.
@Justjustinp2 ай бұрын
@@slateand808 no, because the sky is clear and you can see everything out there. The sea is not so clear. You don’t know what lurks below. It’s better to compare the fear of the open sea to the fear of darkness than to a clear blue sky.
@eduardoribeiroucv96302 ай бұрын
You could compare it with being in the middle of the Amazon jungle tho@@Justjustinp
@kiattim21002 ай бұрын
She probably has a weapons to defend herself.
@katyfranklin5248Күн бұрын
Trust me I’m never going to be in a position where I’m face to face with a shark 😂
@Andrew-rl9gs3 күн бұрын
While making eye contact, you can also ask how it's day then explain the kind of day you having. It will just swim away
@ThisAintUsn4 ай бұрын
🦈: “Ooh brunch” 🎥: *rubs belly* 🦈: *purrs in shark*
@mattcc46854 ай бұрын
Some species sharks actually like it!
@chachachankya3 ай бұрын
@@mattcc4685 then should I pray that the one seeing me as a snack likes pets and belly rubs? Or should I avoid going to their territor- nah i should probably pray
@somedudewithabat3 ай бұрын
@@chachachankyadespite the media, sharks are (mostly)friendly
@user-yr4mf3ip5h3 ай бұрын
Just no!!! Dont ever refer a shark to a cat 🤦♂️
@elongatedsedation3243 ай бұрын
@@user-yr4mf3ip5hThat's right! They're more like dogs if anything 😅
@Button_drop4 ай бұрын
Step one to avoiding a shark attack: stay on land
@Blue-dj4wo4 ай бұрын
Statistics suggest you have an above 0% chance of dying on lanbd by shark attack - how they came to that conclusion, no idea! But staying on land does yield a small chance of dying by shark attack, presumably you go to the beach and one swims up the sand and grabs you like a Croc
@r2dezki4 ай бұрын
GASHUNK GASHUNK GASHUNK
@KNR904 ай бұрын
It's worked for me
@brucemedley6354 ай бұрын
Good thinking batman 😂
@chrismelcher53904 ай бұрын
@@Blue-dj4wo But the statistics don't include sharknados 😂
@alexostapyk1135 күн бұрын
My brain was like "run? I’m hugging it" and now I will not be going into deep sea waters
@TelevisionCrews5 күн бұрын
No shiiiiit. I wouldn't do that waiting for the tiger shark to attack me. I would just pray.
@KaiLucasZachary5 күн бұрын
Why do you think the word “tiger” sounds like “great white” ??
@elani3 ай бұрын
Ironically petting the shark is probably safer than swimming away
@howdoichangemyprofilepictu98392 ай бұрын
Water dog... doesn't really look that scary, mostly because it's not that.much bigger than me, let's domesticate it...
@crispylizard43482 ай бұрын
Sharks don't like eating humans we're gross, its why every shark attack is a "test bite" so making it clear you aren't a fish or otter is better than running because no normal animal is going to touch a shark except animals that it doesn't see as prey
@coolraul072 ай бұрын
Be cafeful. The nature of their skin can injure/cut your if you rub it the wrong way
@mdmatt26322 ай бұрын
Fren shaped ❤
@SquashGuy021342 ай бұрын
our willingness to engage with megaphauna in such a casual manner is the thing extraterrestrials find most baffling about humanity. most sentient species either completely separate themselves from things like sharks or fully exterminate them and selectively breed only useful species like cows.
@baileyleytem3 ай бұрын
**reaches out to push shark** **shark eats hand** 👁👄👁
@bennyjames5583 ай бұрын
Like hoe that tell you to guide the shark away from you😂 only to have your hand bite off
@PowerHouseWash3 ай бұрын
open your eyes and use the other hand.
@Abdullah-vm1ho3 ай бұрын
@@PowerHouseWashbruhh😂😂😂
@mridularyam17073 ай бұрын
The funniest comment..lol
@lmjk7423 ай бұрын
@@PowerHouseWashthe best comment 😂
@Haloplayer-yx8hn6 күн бұрын
What does say bout me if I'm more freaked out by the fact I can't see the bottom, than the shark?
@Varun_7915 сағат бұрын
While you make eye contact and try push the Tiger Shark behind you Bull Shark "Hello there aren't you new here, but you seem tasty, Hahahahahah (Maniacally Laughs in mind)"
@carmandirda4 ай бұрын
If I was in the open ocean, I'd be much more terrified of the void below me than a shark.
@BellumCarroll4 ай бұрын
Plenty of sharks deep down in that dark blue void. But they’re not along down there.
@grace.reynolds4 ай бұрын
Well sharks and MUCH bigger unknown predators in that vast blue void are the exact reason why I would not want to swim in the open ocean, so I suppose it's both for me.
@MichealAfton834 ай бұрын
If I was the ocean I would just sink so... I'm glad I live 10 Thousand miles away from the ocean.
@rarescevei82684 ай бұрын
@@grace.reynolds1. Sharks kill less people than vending machines or cows do. 2. If anything is in that void, it lives in that void and will not go to the surface. Some of the only predators that does this is the Giant Squid when dying, and by the time it reaches the surface it always is almost completeley dead, with the last things it does at that point being breathing. You can swim around the still, giant creature which is unable to move, and it wont and cant do anything. Another one of these is the Humboldt squid which is very aggresive. But it usually stays at 25 meters when coming up from the abyss, and it only does so at night, before going back to it's preffered depth. If there is some unknown predator down there, you will never see it face to face as it will stay hundreds of meters below the surface.
@cheesuschrists4 ай бұрын
@@rarescevei8268 nice information but the phobias would still kick in really bad once people experience such event first-hand
@lizaphilas52504 ай бұрын
Rare footage of a tiger shark being chill and letting you swim
@sardonicus17393 ай бұрын
I've almost never seen any footage of tiger sharks not being chill. Being chill isn't rare for them, it's their default state. Even when they're eating their prey, they have this blank, "sup dude" look on their face.
@ekie74733 ай бұрын
@@sardonicus1739you aint seeing the footage of them being not chill for a reason
@mt118453 ай бұрын
Idk maybe because the shark may be petted?
@izzylikesducks3 ай бұрын
Is it because they have their baby beside them?
@ThegamesDash3 ай бұрын
Welcome to facts or cap today we gonna try if the tiger shark is letting me swim and just chilling 😎 Edit: Fuck im in the hospital and I lost 2 of my legs and my 1 eye don't try it it's cap😭🙏
@Guandilicious3 күн бұрын
If I'm in the deep ocean and find myself near a tiger shark, my first instinct would be question how I knew it was a tiger shark.
@Buttercupdrawz5 күн бұрын
This is kinda scary 😭
@emilyinnoire3 ай бұрын
I once read a comment to the effect of, “You’re alive because the shark wasn’t interested.”
@Kshthymyla3 ай бұрын
I heard they don’t actually like the taste, which is why bite victims are leg go?
@mauer13 ай бұрын
Well yes, but they get actually interested if you try to run away.
@samsudeenafolabi3 ай бұрын
Does she not have a hook injury on the left of her jaw
@stevenhobson47083 ай бұрын
Bullshit a bullshit
@miguelmoronta68713 ай бұрын
@@Kshthymylaright, but I say to hell with that. If someone is starving, they don’t care what you feed them as long as it’s food. I’d imagine same applies for animals.
@WisdomWeaverBitcoinBruv3 ай бұрын
It's really astounding how few shark attacks there are on land.
@drakirolopez78593 ай бұрын
Ahem... landlords... doctors... wake uo
@joep25903 ай бұрын
You never experienced a loan shark attack
@6lackraikage4953 ай бұрын
😂
@WisdomWeaverBitcoinBruv3 ай бұрын
@@drakirolopez7859First of all, landlords and doctors aren’t sea creatures. If they were, Jaws would’ve been a very silly film. Second, I have no idea who “uo” is - you go wake them!
@WisdomWeaverBitcoinBruv3 ай бұрын
@@joep2590First of all, loan sharks aren’t sea creatures. If they were, Sharknado would have been a very silly (ok, sillier) film. Secondly, have you ever had a craving for Twiglets and had no idea why?
@kathikuchen813220 сағат бұрын
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@achillesfearless17965 күн бұрын
so do not panic, and rub his belly or give him a hug
@AdultToons3 ай бұрын
Shark - "A mermaid touched me and Idk how to feel about it."
@zsdmrtzmrde3 ай бұрын
Half mermaid
@fluffytail63553 ай бұрын
Shark: Violated. I feel violated.
@johnnyplayer20753 ай бұрын
And the psychologist asks the shark: "Calm down. Where did she touch you?" 🦈👨⚕️😁
@ericolens33 ай бұрын
@@johnnyplayer2075 she touched me in the tender spot. right here [points to liver, nose, eyes, and groin)
@ericolens33 ай бұрын
now I'm curious if punching an animal in the balls hurts male animals as much as it hurts men?
@Gigahalo4 ай бұрын
"Make eye contact" The shark: 👁️ 👁️
@Mama3-214 ай бұрын
🦀Tamatoa : Just pick an eye, babe. I can't... I can't concentrate on what I'm saying if you keep... Yeah, pick one. Pick one!
@mt118453 ай бұрын
Ikr? How am I gonna make eye contact if he has eyes like this!!???
@ammuim2.03 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Notmeggii3 ай бұрын
Comment something original
@athaliahharrigan3173 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@samxsaraКүн бұрын
And if all fails, invite shark for beer.
@Quarters_Күн бұрын
Howd I Remeber A Meme When A Man Flipped A Shark And Spinned On The Water 😭
@phantomblue5232 ай бұрын
Sharks are one of the creatures where the phrase “dont run, you’ll just die tired” applies well.
@frost_hernandez98272 ай бұрын
What about bullsharks?
@guy20062 ай бұрын
0% running, so no.
@malyxxplays79492 ай бұрын
You cant run in the ocean
@phantomblue5232 ай бұрын
@@malyxxplays7949 maybe I can
@shawnupole75262 ай бұрын
Same thing with bears. Also people think you can climb a tree better then a bear. Not possible.
@kazisadiamonnaf20612 күн бұрын
Eye contact between shark & me: 👁️ 👁️ 👁️👁️
@trollpeniss11 күн бұрын
Hey thanks for your original comment that you didn’t copy n repost for likes
@colettemr11 күн бұрын
Exactly
@kent1k35911 күн бұрын
that looks like a spider a bit
@Dr.Rabbit734610 күн бұрын
EMDR
@angelrodriguez647910 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@D_nd3li0n2 күн бұрын
"Dont swim away if u see a shark!" "Nty"
@greyscale10922 күн бұрын
The water around me would go yellow…
@monkey_D_luffy681324 ай бұрын
"but would you lose" "Nah I'd win"
@Marvel_134 ай бұрын
Until Hordy pops your bubble.
@monkey_D_luffy681324 ай бұрын
@@Marvel_13 yeah he on steroids ☠️
@dynamis17204 ай бұрын
Shark gets closer With This Treasure I Summon✊✊
@monkey_D_luffy681324 ай бұрын
@@dynamis1720 "THE BIG RAGGA ,THE OPPA STOPPA" ☠️☠️💀
@heisclint4 ай бұрын
famous last words
@Rendasd2 ай бұрын
"If you're swimming in the open ocean" "No."
@NeoTechni2 ай бұрын
Came to say this.
@alyssahorner35892 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@novasworld16982 ай бұрын
Hell No 😂😂
@hehahehahehahehaheha2 ай бұрын
bro pulled a bugs bunny, noo
@Sunburn25082 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@dariustucker16905 күн бұрын
Wow you're amazing! I'm so scared because he got so close
@Moviesreview9722 күн бұрын
"As you can see, my hand firmly grips her nose down.." Tiger Shark: *chomp*
@Hinata_kakashi2 ай бұрын
Target audience : 🏊♀️ Actual audience : 👩💻
@audreyhicks6169Ай бұрын
😂😂💀
@M3000SАй бұрын
Who watches shorts in a laptop?
@elijahsmall5873Ай бұрын
lol 😆
@mm-qq7bbАй бұрын
@@M3000S Me
@fighterck6241Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@morock1n4 ай бұрын
Step one, don’t swim in the ocean near sharks Done
@williamglinka38054 ай бұрын
Solution.
@jeree4774 ай бұрын
Step 1 great advise
@dongleyliam89274 ай бұрын
Step 0: Don't go into the ocean ✅
@ZA-lv8ba4 ай бұрын
@@dongleyliam8927Imagine never going in the ocean, I’ll never understand you landlocked raised people
@philipkeomongkhoun62504 ай бұрын
@@ZA-lv8balandlocked is crazy 1 it’s a bad idea to swim with sharks of rip and then when the thing attacks you you will rethink about your life and she’s lucky this ain’t a great white or we won’t be seeing this video
@lucindabrennan42183 күн бұрын
dude just wanted a cuddle
@NazCaitlinКүн бұрын
The fish on the bottom of the sharks belly knows what’s up lol
@PhantomDragonXАй бұрын
“Stand your ground” is the best advice. No shark attacks where they don’t live.
@toto1113228 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ccoole0328 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@noraplowshay878427 күн бұрын
😅
@SusuIAm27 күн бұрын
There no GROUND in the ocean ma’am. What next? 😂
@SaginawSniper26 күн бұрын
Now that I can do. 😂
@diggiearts76834 ай бұрын
My first instinct is "imma pet that dawg"
@AndreJones-wh2pc4 ай бұрын
Can I pet that daawg?!?
@derekeuchner18004 ай бұрын
Friends of Pasta
@Myfamilyismytreasure4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 “Can I pet that daawg?” “NO.” “Can I pet that daawg?” “NO!”
@derekdreke49904 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@diggiearts76834 ай бұрын
@@Myfamilyismytreasure I didn't ask good sir xd
@mikeaelmans22955 күн бұрын
After my code brown 💩 it can't see me anymore and I swim off 😂
@sir_Dsk5 күн бұрын
Hey lady, i did what you told me but somehow my hand went missing after i met the shark. Now explain that.
@RaimusValsondraАй бұрын
Not getting into a staring contest with a tiger shark
@Benjibuckets10Ай бұрын
Bro there was a cookie shark under the shark
@JenniferHerrera-kc1sjАй бұрын
😂
@user-xf4lb3cz3sАй бұрын
@@Benjibuckets10Is that the little fishies that follow the shark and clean them?