"The shark's gonna think that you're prey or that your vulnerable" That's because: 1) I am prey 2) I am vulnerable
@planecrazyiscrazy10 күн бұрын
The way this works is shark sees you and doesn't know what you are so it takes a look if it is food shaped and runs it eats if it's food shaped but fights back it don't eat and if it's weird looking (like us) and it docent know what to do so you not runing means your probably going to fight back if it attacks you
@planecrazyiscrazy10 күн бұрын
Sorry for bad spelling
@listrahtes10 күн бұрын
@@planecrazyiscrazy not true. First a shark identifies you way before he sees you by your electric field. Tigers are also opportunistic carnivores which means they have the decision making ability to hunt anything if they are hungry. You are not their genetic imprinted food but that only means you are not preferred. A hungry tiger is still extremely dangerous in possible attacking you and for that it doesn't matter if you try to swim away. The problem is you only realize that it hunts you when the shark attacks. and then there are zero tricks like pushing him etc.
@suumcuique453010 күн бұрын
2) yes but you are not the sharks prey, sharks don’t eat humans
@gigaslayer591410 күн бұрын
Humans instill the most fear in animals even compared to big cats.
@BigJasquach4 ай бұрын
If I find myself in the deep ocean near a tiger shark I’ve already made some questionable decisions.
@wrecklessg67104 ай бұрын
😂
@candybn784 ай бұрын
You’re a cutie 💖
@Hanger0874 ай бұрын
anonymous user rizz
@deannmc4 ай бұрын
It’s like when you have too much too drink damnit I did it again
@Prettynikki8154 ай бұрын
LMAO umm yes...
@V4mp.lyy._.02 күн бұрын
" Make eye contact with the shark " Shark: 👁 👁
@chelseakal-q2bКүн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dyin
@Fate559115 сағат бұрын
Imao 😂
@HelloThere-zh7ti14 сағат бұрын
you just have to adapt and go 👁️ 👁️ right back at them
@1nfiniteloop11 сағат бұрын
Brah 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
@ChromaticCluck2 сағат бұрын
@@HelloThere-zh7ti Kohaku has no problem with this
@TheElMuffin2 күн бұрын
Encountering a shark while swimming in the open ocean is as much of a common occurrence in my life as becoming trapped in quicksand.
@jordanalexander7705Сағат бұрын
As a child I was terrified of quicksand 😂😂😂 Bear grills had me thinking I’d come across that in the middle of Dallas
@peuko1Ай бұрын
-"Stand your ground" - Maam, I'm in the sea...
@damienbennett1925Ай бұрын
Lmao😂
@titanrem2010Ай бұрын
Stand your sea....
@wolfy6841Ай бұрын
Swim your sea
@quintonsingaram1049Ай бұрын
If anyone ecounter a tiger shark.... please remember this video 😂
@nvn__Ай бұрын
😂😅
@davidnaylor24776 күн бұрын
Shark:can I eat you? Girl:*pushes lightly* Shark:I see.Have a nice day
@PeteWithMusic4 күн бұрын
This is too funny 😂
@throwaways30434 күн бұрын
Shark: understandable, have a great day
@eyeheartsushi22124 күн бұрын
*tip of the hat* lol
@yeoshazeus93253 күн бұрын
Good day
@awesomeandre17573 күн бұрын
Me: Jesus Jesus: yes? Me: Permission to walk on water
@kidnamedre4 күн бұрын
She dropped this knowledge like it’s a common situation lol
@cutjack2422 күн бұрын
I noticed that as well.
@shamkhall3 күн бұрын
"make eye contact with the shark", i cant even eye contact with my dad
@edgytoucan3444Сағат бұрын
neurodivergent people: guess we’ll die
@sophies92743 ай бұрын
the first person to work this out had some serious balls
@waleedalarmanazi1593 ай бұрын
Truly scary
@Kitty-xi1sb3 ай бұрын
Or had no other choice
@carlosmspk3 ай бұрын
They were delusional and were trying to pet it
@MEM_80083 ай бұрын
sharks are docile by nature its just the movies that unfortunately depict them in a antagonistic light 😭
@carlosmspk3 ай бұрын
@@MEM_8008 "sharks are docile by nature" is a bit of an exaggeration. White sharks are really aggressive towards humans. Bull sharks are aggressive too. Tiger sharks are a bit unpredictable, sometimes they think you're prey, sometimes they ignore you. Blue sharks are docile and mostly just attack humans when threatened or if mistaking us for a seal or something like that... etc. Sharks can be docile to humans, but saying that an animal whose survival is very much due to their aggressiveness is "docile by nature" is a bit of stretch. That they are more docile than movies give them credit for, sure, I agree.
@ashleighrose81155 ай бұрын
"make eye contact with the shark" Me tryna make eye contact: 👀 The shark: 👁️🗨️ 👁️🗨️
@fattinamia5 ай бұрын
Hahaha!
@jesslineth5 ай бұрын
😂
@mirkoriedel38275 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@direwolf74915 ай бұрын
😂😂
@edwardcoward10625 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@skullydon-co9fz4 күн бұрын
Shark is like" she actually think those silly tricks would work if i was hungry.
@onesolopolo41942 күн бұрын
They don’t hunt humans, they will however attack anything they see as prey *_if their predatory response is triggered_* so the goal is to reduce the chances of that frenzie response being triggered in the shark. Swimming away and splashing WILL activate it, meaning regardless of whether the shark is hungry or not you’re gonna get cooked. Mansplain to the marine biologist about sharks bro. You definitely know something they don’t. lol.
@skullydon-co9fz2 күн бұрын
@@onesolopolo4194 it's just funny to me all the times most of theses same experts. Who thought they knew it all until they realize they don't. 🤣🤣 and don't tell me they'll all react and behave the same way in response
@AliceSinclair982 күн бұрын
@onesolopolo4194 a shark would still eat you if it was hungry. It's not just from "ohh, you were splashing, ohh, you were running away, oh you were this, oh you were doing that." If something is hungry, its going to eat you
@skullydon-co9fz2 күн бұрын
@@AliceSinclair98 i don't think it's hard to tell that these are apex predators, that will kill whatever they can for food for survival. So i don't think their expertise will work if the sharks are really hungry. 😄😄
@AliceSinclair982 күн бұрын
@@skullydon-co9fz I agree, you have to hope they're well fed before you run into them lol
@alexstreet94702 күн бұрын
There is absolutely no way I’m making eye contact with a tiger shark and remaining calm . But okay . Thanks for the advice .
@allcaps35845 күн бұрын
Once I saw a Tiger shark swimming away from me. That triggered a predatory response in me. Couldn't help it.
@waterbottle827305 күн бұрын
damn
@blueicydasani45434 күн бұрын
Same. I had to control myself though
@sm50hammer4 күн бұрын
What do you mean by that? 🤨
@WileeCoyote15164 күн бұрын
@@sm50hammer he made love to a shark
@bastianpayne67844 күн бұрын
@@blueicydasani4543it’s tough but with enough practice you can control your urges
@majorlui4 ай бұрын
"Stand your ground" I wouldn't be in this situation if I was standing on ground in the first place
@BirdOfHermes833 ай бұрын
You also can't " run away " while being under water. 😂
@saloscontent3 ай бұрын
@@BirdOfHermes83 Either stand on the ground
@larryflint83513 ай бұрын
bro is a genius 😅🤣
@alphaalembe97013 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@CM-ks1kq3 ай бұрын
Well done! That's funny
@paigebright74002 күн бұрын
LMAO the shark : I know I’m apex predator and all but I just want my belly rubbed
@Noah-nk5ogКүн бұрын
Sees tiger shark and thinks hmm “yes let me thrash about in a panic like a child rather than sh*t my swim trunks like an adult”
@philm775810 сағат бұрын
Why not both?
@arashjamali43575 ай бұрын
I love how this video start off by her saying"if you are swimming in the ocean and you run into a tigershark" as if this is a everyday lifehack.
@cattastroficka1965 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kaidiver43065 ай бұрын
Best comment, whahahaha
@TarpeianRock5 ай бұрын
As a spearfisherman I can use this advice.
@Bhagavadgita-py6gz5 ай бұрын
Family members
@djinn56585 ай бұрын
@TarpeianRock lol yeah, as a person who lives in Florida, this is actually a relevant little "fun fact". Florida people unfortunately need more of this type of weird info than the average folk
@aquarianfog27 күн бұрын
“If you’re swimming in the open ocean-“ Let me stop you right there ✋😂
@Jessica-bf4lf23 күн бұрын
lol
@mahmoudalsayed113823 күн бұрын
+ she was diving not swimming
@Ichi-San-150123 күн бұрын
Finally a really good one here 😂
@robertloader982622 күн бұрын
@@mahmoudalsayed1138same thing
@Kaiel2622 күн бұрын
Right lol it would never get that far 😂
@Picklyboi2 күн бұрын
"Make eye contact" The shark: 👁 👃 👁
@EshalRana-bx2dn3 күн бұрын
Shark: yo I didn't know u were chill like that
@JacksonF-t7j26 күн бұрын
How to escape tiger shark❌️ how to pet tiger shark✅️
@Jason-..-10 күн бұрын
No comment? Let me fix that!
@Hailey-ig4gk9 күн бұрын
Only one comment? Lemme fix that
@GMista-lg3kh4 күн бұрын
Only two comments? I can fix that
@deeza5093 күн бұрын
Shark head pats YIPPEE 🦈 🦈 🦈
@jeffreyhendrix51532 күн бұрын
My dad once said "there's no such thing as an unprovoked shark attack, you have to go into the water. If a shark bites someone at the grocery store, that would be an unprovoked shark attack."
@darkjester360Күн бұрын
your dad was wrong
@jeffreyhendrix5153Күн бұрын
@darkjester360 are you saying that people have been attacked by sharks without going into the ocean? Or are you saying that a shark attack in a grocery store should be considered a provoked attack? I mean I'm pretty sure you're just being a disagreeable twat, but if you actually have a point you're trying to make, please, make it.
@jeffreyhendrix5153Күн бұрын
@darkjester360 are you saying that there have been shark attack victims who never entered the ocean? Or are you saying that s person attacked by a shark inside a grocery store probably provoked the attack? I mean, I'm certain you're just being a disagreeable p.o.s. but if you have a point to make, please, make it.
@jamesmerkel193227 минут бұрын
Your dad was wise in matters related to sharks.
@rn-om3hu4 күн бұрын
Shark: it's not my fault, they were trying to swim away.
@XavierBolte5 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear I'm inside shark now
@lucythevaliantbookreader76395 ай бұрын
oh dear 😂
@kryptoniridium5 ай бұрын
Wait a few hours, you'll eventually be out again.
@MoisturefortheSoul5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lilineliline43515 ай бұрын
I bet this is going to get thousands of likes
@Tina-wk2pr5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Justjustinp3 ай бұрын
The slow approach of the shark and the sheer emptiness of the ocean below terrifies me. I wouldn’t get in this situation in the first place. Kudos for being able to stay so calm.
@iratakeuchi30313 ай бұрын
It’s my dream to swim in the open ocean but it simultaneously absolutely terrifies me.
@slateand8083 ай бұрын
It is the same type of emptyness as the sky above when standing on ground.
@Justjustinp3 ай бұрын
@@slateand808 no, because the sky is clear and you can see everything out there. The sea is not so clear. You don’t know what lurks below. It’s better to compare the fear of the open sea to the fear of darkness than to a clear blue sky.
@eduardoribeiroucv96303 ай бұрын
You could compare it with being in the middle of the Amazon jungle tho@@Justjustinp
@kiattim21003 ай бұрын
She probably has a weapons to defend herself.
@dimasakbar766811 сағат бұрын
he just want you to take away that hook😂
@Dxco313 күн бұрын
I still remember some divers rotate the shark when they got too close 😂
@ry_g3 ай бұрын
“Stand your ground” The ground: 🌊💧🐟
@nyheemjohnson82433 ай бұрын
That’s all I could think bc what are we standings on again ?
@TalhaKhan-cy6ej3 ай бұрын
@@nyheemjohnson8243 On the shark
@gamercat70043 ай бұрын
Stand your Ground water 💧
@KyleEvra3 ай бұрын
😂
@xSavedSoulx3 ай бұрын
Stand on business
@lukewang21875 ай бұрын
Shark: *thinks you’re easy prey* You: *boops shark* Shark: “I apologize, I was not familiar with your game.”
@anabellepreis19204 ай бұрын
You just had to share this pointless krap, didn't you?..
@lukewang21874 ай бұрын
@@anabellepreis1920 yuh
@Abdullah-xr2wx4 ай бұрын
Annabelle why u sharing pointless comment
@lukewang21874 ай бұрын
@@Abdullah-xr2wx lol, no need to argue. It’s a comment under a yt video. Don’t fall for that person’s rage bait lol
@fulltimeonfire85364 ай бұрын
theyre all just swimming away embarrassed that they didnt know the cool handshake :(
@ayushmanmallick170718 сағат бұрын
sharks are actually the chillest guys in the ocean, the guys you wanna avoid are dolphins, and orcas
@SwiftBook.15 сағат бұрын
No their not tell that to the guy in Egypt sharks are monsters 😂
@anthrolover10013 сағат бұрын
@@SwiftBook. You know why you never hear of dolphin attacks? Because dolphins don't leave witnesses. At least sharks let some folks live.
@SwiftBook.4 сағат бұрын
@@anthrolover100 no because dolphins are friendly sharks eat people 🤣
@CassD-ym9qc8 сағат бұрын
"Do not run away from predators" is just a solid general rule.
@Kolstee1524 ай бұрын
To avoid getting attacked by a shark, the trick is to not swim in the ocean.
@chrisrambo81424 ай бұрын
There's plenty of beaches with fencing in ocean to keep the sharks from swimming close to shore so you can safely enjoy the water.
@Xmarkthings4 ай бұрын
thank you👁️🫦👁️👌🏼❤️ 🦈🚫
@Matt..S4 ай бұрын
Or in my super villain pool, Mr. Bond.
@chrisrambo81424 ай бұрын
@@Matt..S i like the ocean because of the waves. I didn't learn how to swim until I was 9 or 10 so as 5 year old going to the beach I kinda missed out because I was so afraid of the water but I still wished I could swim like everyone else and sure enough a few years later I did. Me and my buddy swam past the pier for 4 days in a row. I definitely wouldn't do that today but yeah lmao
@TCthaCrisis4 ай бұрын
That's a lie because I don't swim and somehow I was attacked by a shark in my garage.
@PhantomDragonX2 ай бұрын
“Stand your ground” is the best advice. No shark attacks where they don’t live.
@toto111322 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ccoole032 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@noraplowshay87842 ай бұрын
😅
@SusuIAm2 ай бұрын
There no GROUND in the ocean ma’am. What next? 😂
@SaginawSniper2 ай бұрын
Now that I can do. 😂
@AdrianVIP.7 сағат бұрын
Wenn luca in die Kamera guckt ist er gruseliger als das Game 😂😂
@LionGaming-pk9yt3 күн бұрын
orange: hey apple apple: what ? orange: knife! apple: *dies*
@scoliosis8573 ай бұрын
"Swimming in the open ocean" "Stand your ground"
@ghstly76443 ай бұрын
Its the camera that spooked the shark, camera man never dies
@infinitevortex13693 ай бұрын
Two options: Swim in the ground or stand on the water
@dirtyprinz2243 ай бұрын
@@infinitevortex1369stand on water
@floyd56883 ай бұрын
Ten toes down
@erickane4573 ай бұрын
I feel like this would have been the best time to start the saying "swim on business"
@thfpt8 күн бұрын
Who's a good shark? Who's a good shark? Yes you are! Yes you are... Oh, look at you being a good shark...
@cathal30206 күн бұрын
Are you allright mate ?
@DB1-vd6qf6 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@TruthWiz5 күн бұрын
😬😬😬🤣🤣🤣
@dannykhxn5 күн бұрын
Brother 😂😂😂😂
@Querty56365 күн бұрын
What are u smoking 😂
@ImHumbucker7 сағат бұрын
*puts hand on top of shark nose* Shark: "Ah jeez, foiled again."
@chalk6ix_nz9502 ай бұрын
If a shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark, in a triathlon it'll come down to who is the better cyclist..
@ChopRobinson2 ай бұрын
underrated comment
@alfredotherescuetuxedocat832 ай бұрын
😂😂
@hateferlife2 ай бұрын
Sharks can be a real bear at transition points. Had one drip all over my socks and stole someone else's sport beans.
@CrackerBarrelKid542 ай бұрын
The wit on this damn guy 👍👍
@Readysetgo20072 ай бұрын
🙂 mhm
@gvkl09palakkadАй бұрын
Make eye contact. Firm handshake. 🤝 Shark : youre hired
@CottonrazorbladesАй бұрын
😂
@Nicole-rj4xzАй бұрын
🤣
@afadfitzjeanmarc1592Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@sunondalyons73Ай бұрын
Or a future turd.
@ONLYFEZАй бұрын
Bro she's literally feeding the 🦈
@ShaimaAlraiy8 сағат бұрын
Shark: hi can I eat you? Person: pushing gently on top above.* Shark: understandible, have a nice day!
@GyanPrakashКүн бұрын
Human - Encounters Shark Shark - 😋 Human - Shows Orca Videos Shark - It’s just a Prank Bro 🤗
@parasj9015 ай бұрын
My toxic trait thinking I can 1v1 the shark.
@TrashyDeath3035 ай бұрын
REAL
@neillman68095 ай бұрын
riyal
@thebigbadwolf85085 ай бұрын
Bro add up 5 of you I promise you you’d still get 1v5 can’t beat someone in his own territory 🫡
@Hyrule4095 ай бұрын
@@thebigbadwolf8508 My toaster: "Allow me to introduce myself."
@allstartv282k5 ай бұрын
obviously a dude with an anime pfp thinking he can fight anything he sees
@rottiesdad4 күн бұрын
Instructions unclear. I crapped myself,panicked, and threw up a gang sign. Now there's 8 sharks following me asking where I'm from!
@dionixonyoutube3 күн бұрын
lmfao
@Mark-db1ok3 күн бұрын
Haa! Comedy points for you
@inthelandofmorethansmall75822 күн бұрын
Were you maybe swimming on the wrong street corner? 🤔😬🤷🏼♀️
@OverAndOverAndOver2 күн бұрын
LMFAO 😂😂
@phillyphilosopher1Күн бұрын
Must be the opp shark species
@ParleyMedia_Ian2 күн бұрын
The shark actually was just hoping you could remove the hook for him. 😂
@thenemosaur2388Күн бұрын
Shark is loke "aye yo, help me with that hook in my lip..... dont ignore me and HELP ME"
@Erm_watthesigma2 ай бұрын
The shark : "understandable... have a nice day"
@thee3ze2 ай бұрын
Only 47 likes is a crime
@Snake2s2 ай бұрын
sss
@Aya_sharon2 ай бұрын
Shark: I bid you adieu good sir
@kingmaurion1335Ай бұрын
It’s the hook in the mouth for me😂
@viniciuspinheiro9890Ай бұрын
This got me😂
@jameswilliams35812 ай бұрын
“Be calm. Slowly push your friend between you and the shark”
@LuisCastillo-jc8sv2 ай бұрын
One friend once told me, you should carry a knife I asked him, to stab the shark? He said no, to cut another diver so all the sharks would go to him not to you 😢
@kericadmium10432 ай бұрын
😆😆😆
@JESUS.saves.Repent.2 ай бұрын
What's truly sickening is that some of you are not joking. You're the crazy "fake friends" in society that need to come with a huge red flag so people avoid you. You can't be trusted. Snakes just waiting to betray someone. Shameful.
@anirudhas19402 ай бұрын
What if the shark is hungrier than usual and comes for round 2?
@stephenweston33772 ай бұрын
😂
@CrayCray95 ай бұрын
My first instinct would to shit my pants actually
@trophyscene50155 ай бұрын
Good idea, a murky distraction cloud like squids release, will help you get out of the area fast!!
@kecym.48085 ай бұрын
zzavid?
@Derek_Keenan5 ай бұрын
i think you forgot a word there bud
@lindastarkey61935 ай бұрын
If none of this works...bend over and kiss your ass goodbye... lol
@SuV333585 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@EddieGee2 күн бұрын
Who else thought you were watching Zack D. Films until you brought up the volume?
@Glogdome3 сағат бұрын
Shark was thinking "looks like a nice lady maybe she can help with this hook, let me give her a better look at it."
@matthewsteinberg56505 күн бұрын
Sharks like “please remove this hook”
@kathym84535 күн бұрын
That's what I was thinking.
@HangryAlien4 күн бұрын
Me too, but I’d be scared that it would try to bite if you caused it pain by starting to remove it. Too bad she didn’t have heavy duty wire cutters
@evastapaard24624 күн бұрын
@@HangryAlien yes, the poor thing
@MrWelcker913 күн бұрын
YES!!!
@Tiffany_3x3 күн бұрын
I thought I was only one who noticed 🥀
@Hoc-Dolliday4 ай бұрын
“Oh snap, I didn’t know you were chill like that.”
@godzilla46074 ай бұрын
Oh shit, my bad Dawg
@annaburke85374 ай бұрын
"I haven't been touched like that in 60 years"
@tiffanyd91984 күн бұрын
Shark full on said “I don’t got time for this”
@DusydhskdgdgКүн бұрын
'if you find yourself in the deep sea, do this!' Im staying home no thanks
@Zeynlele9 күн бұрын
Shark: may I take a little bite? Woman: pushes shark away. Shark: alright good day madam.
@fatemaAlarie30006 күн бұрын
😂
@dantelassiter43425 күн бұрын
what a fancy gentlemen
@angrykitteh95893 ай бұрын
"Maintain eye contact with the shark." Shark: 👁️ 👁️
@effiesugafanai12173 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jt31883 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@akashsalgarkar14083 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@brandonshin48083 ай бұрын
She didnt say eyes contact so just focus on one of them like you are dealing with a lazy eye
@alteredbeast71453 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Just_Niriu3 күн бұрын
Was kinda expecting the shark to "get rotated"
@vovleYT4 күн бұрын
Bro just casually petted a shark lol
@ThisAintUsn5 ай бұрын
🦈: “Ooh brunch” 🎥: *rubs belly* 🦈: *purrs in shark*
@mattcc46855 ай бұрын
Some species sharks actually like it!
@chachachankya5 ай бұрын
@@mattcc4685 then should I pray that the one seeing me as a snack likes pets and belly rubs? Or should I avoid going to their territor- nah i should probably pray
@somedudewithabat5 ай бұрын
@@chachachankyadespite the media, sharks are (mostly)friendly
@user-yr4mf3ip5h4 ай бұрын
Just no!!! Dont ever refer a shark to a cat 🤦♂️
@elongatedsedation3244 ай бұрын
@@user-yr4mf3ip5hThat's right! They're more like dogs if anything 😅
@emilyinnoire4 ай бұрын
I once read a comment to the effect of, “You’re alive because the shark wasn’t interested.”
@Kshthymyla4 ай бұрын
I heard they don’t actually like the taste, which is why bite victims are leg go?
@mauer14 ай бұрын
Well yes, but they get actually interested if you try to run away.
@samsudeenafolabi4 ай бұрын
Does she not have a hook injury on the left of her jaw
@stevenhobson47084 ай бұрын
Bullshit a bullshit
@miguelmoronta68714 ай бұрын
@@Kshthymylaright, but I say to hell with that. If someone is starving, they don’t care what you feed them as long as it’s food. I’d imagine same applies for animals.
@Unusualhairyload4 күн бұрын
Instructions not clear. I found the titanic looking for ground to stand on.
@elani4 ай бұрын
Ironically petting the shark is probably safer than swimming away
@howdoichangemyprofilepictu98394 ай бұрын
Water dog... doesn't really look that scary, mostly because it's not that.much bigger than me, let's domesticate it...
@crispylizard43484 ай бұрын
Sharks don't like eating humans we're gross, its why every shark attack is a "test bite" so making it clear you aren't a fish or otter is better than running because no normal animal is going to touch a shark except animals that it doesn't see as prey
@coolraul074 ай бұрын
Be cafeful. The nature of their skin can injure/cut your if you rub it the wrong way
@mdmatt26324 ай бұрын
Fren shaped ❤
@SquashGuy021344 ай бұрын
our willingness to engage with megaphauna in such a casual manner is the thing extraterrestrials find most baffling about humanity. most sentient species either completely separate themselves from things like sharks or fully exterminate them and selectively breed only useful species like cows.
@phantomblue5233 ай бұрын
Sharks are one of the creatures where the phrase “dont run, you’ll just die tired” applies well.
@frost_hernandez98273 ай бұрын
What about bullsharks?
@guy20063 ай бұрын
0% running, so no.
@malyxxplays79493 ай бұрын
You cant run in the ocean
@phantomblue5233 ай бұрын
@@malyxxplays7949 maybe I can
@shawnupole75263 ай бұрын
Same thing with bears. Also people think you can climb a tree better then a bear. Not possible.
@SecuritySio2 күн бұрын
"who's a cute little shark :3"
@somerandomgirl2656Күн бұрын
Me panicking about how im going to pull this off for at least three rewatches before realizing... I'll never be in this situation 😂
@kphoto834 ай бұрын
Shark: Nice, this one isn't swimming away. "Excuse me miss, can you remove this hook?"
@Animesh5494 ай бұрын
Yoo nice joke but no comments,?? Let me fix that 😅
@MisterB1234 ай бұрын
Y'know, i might as well give you one more reply. Why not?
@MisterB1234 ай бұрын
@@Animesh549You too, have a reply, just for fun!
@martywilkinson40104 ай бұрын
@@MisterB123 I will also leave a reply!
@bossakane4 ай бұрын
@@martywilkinson4010 reply here just for replying sakes
@Trehlas4 ай бұрын
If I run into a tiger shark in the middle of ocean... My first instinct is to wonder how the fuck I got there... I ain't going in no ocean.
@Thecatissmall4 ай бұрын
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🦈🌊🌊🌊🏊♀️🌊🌊🌊
@user-nu3sd7zb2j4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@catmouse28824 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@No.3-19914 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@carynn34964 ай бұрын
FR
@ripplesripley14 сағат бұрын
i love how sharks just look like • ---- •
@koko-lores11 сағат бұрын
You don't need to be faster than the shark. You only need to be faster than your friends.
@monkey_D_luffy681325 ай бұрын
"but would you lose" "Nah I'd win"
@Marvel_135 ай бұрын
Until Hordy pops your bubble.
@monkey_D_luffy681325 ай бұрын
@@Marvel_13 yeah he on steroids ☠️
@dynamis17205 ай бұрын
Shark gets closer With This Treasure I Summon✊✊
@monkey_D_luffy681325 ай бұрын
@@dynamis1720 "THE BIG RAGGA ,THE OPPA STOPPA" ☠️☠️💀
@heisclint5 ай бұрын
famous last words
@randomdoggo5535 ай бұрын
That shark getting closer and closer is pure nightmare material
@ballstealer5 ай бұрын
Until you realize sharks don't actually eat humans for the most part and that shark attacks are rare.
@Stolas_the_owl5 ай бұрын
It doesnt matter how rare or not they do it,they STILL do so still a nightmare@@ballstealer
@Just-a-good-gamer5 ай бұрын
They have sensitive noses you could boop their nose...
@Just-a-good-gamer5 ай бұрын
It actually is pretty effective at deterring them and they will know you're not their prey and most likely leave... Unless there's cow blood nearby
@thesaviorofsouls52105 ай бұрын
Thing is, the fact that its moving so slowly getting closer just means its curiously checking you out. If it wanted to eat you it wouldnt carefully come up to you
@williammora8819 сағат бұрын
The best thing to do is not get in the water...100% guaranteed you will never get attacked by a shark
@hvlh417 сағат бұрын
"stand ur ground" bro what?😭
@simpsmith4219Ай бұрын
Did you know that there is a 100% chance of surviving a tiger shark attack by not swimming in the sea?
@lfiorАй бұрын
Lol not swimming in the sea in case you happen to run into a shark 😂 why not avoid going ever driving a car in case you die? Much better choice
@compulsiverambler1352Ай бұрын
No cos you need to drive to go to work and school. There is no need to swim in the sea. And if everyone swam in the sea as often as everyone drove, the number of shark bites would be insane.@@lfior
@aeopmusicАй бұрын
there's a mutant species that swims through the air now, i saw a movie about it (in my dream)
@mongiu13Ай бұрын
Dude... have u ever seen sharknado?
@BeautifulColorsYoutubeАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nwbklr5 ай бұрын
🤿: “Cool lip ring!” 🦈: “Thanks!”
@karenscoville63075 ай бұрын
Yep, the only reason it was following her was because it was hoping she would take the hook out of it's lip. OUCH!
@macm23735 ай бұрын
Poor Shark! 🪝
@XGRIMYONEX5 ай бұрын
@@karenscoville6307yea I’m sure. It also wanted to say hi and have her belly rubbed.
@purplerainlily745 ай бұрын
😵💫 Poor sharky 🦈 maybe ( just maybe ) he wanted you to help him remove the 🪝 😅
@RubyRedS1ippers5 ай бұрын
@@XGRIMYONEX😂
@coffinelurieladebayo3578Күн бұрын
Deep level of meditation 😂
@trantuan7962 күн бұрын
"you got Minecraft on your phone?"
@RaimusValsondra2 ай бұрын
Not getting into a staring contest with a tiger shark
@Benjibuckets102 ай бұрын
Bro there was a cookie shark under the shark
@JenniferHerrera-kc1sj2 ай бұрын
😂
@user-xf4lb3cz3s2 ай бұрын
@@Benjibuckets10Is that the little fishies that follow the shark and clean them?
@Toadlorrrd2 ай бұрын
Lmaooo I know right
@DNyCe362 ай бұрын
Ikr 😂😂😂
@adrianfto97444 ай бұрын
Stand your ground in 70k feet water is crazy
@D.J.R_Fit4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 this comment doesn’t have enough likes. This is gold
@lydiaann52614 ай бұрын
like ive accepted my fate by that point that's insane
@Ajay_Official8084 ай бұрын
Its actually not 7k feet cause I can literally see the surface 👀✨
@internetcarson4 ай бұрын
🦅🦅🦅
@TravMakesaMove244 ай бұрын
@@Ajay_Official808 ☠️ u didn’t get it. Stand your ground, how can she stand her ground when she’s in 70k ft deep water, not that she is 70k ft deep into the water.. ofc we all can see the surface
@kylebartolac7485Күн бұрын
“Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes”
@Axelmercury244 күн бұрын
insurance compagny : we would like to have a little conversation about our contract
@vandanaupadhyay27655 ай бұрын
"Make eye contact" Introverts: 😳
@Ravage8065 ай бұрын
💀
@naza87365 ай бұрын
The only eye contact I make is with the mirror😂
@BlueTheCrew5 ай бұрын
Also known as autistic people - one of the 'symptoms of autism'
@sSandy.5 ай бұрын
True 😂@@naza8736
@DS123-gb8tf5 ай бұрын
@Robloxmovies2 so not being super friendly and a “people’s person” makes you autistic ?
@AdultToons4 ай бұрын
Shark - "A mermaid touched me and Idk how to feel about it."
@zsdmrtzmrde4 ай бұрын
Half mermaid
@fluffytail63554 ай бұрын
Shark: Violated. I feel violated.
@johnnyplayer20754 ай бұрын
And the psychologist asks the shark: "Calm down. Where did she touch you?" 🦈👨⚕️😁
@ericolens34 ай бұрын
@@johnnyplayer2075 she touched me in the tender spot. right here [points to liver, nose, eyes, and groin)
@ericolens34 ай бұрын
now I'm curious if punching an animal in the balls hurts male animals as much as it hurts men?
@user-qb3lf6zx4qКүн бұрын
now I just have to distinguish a tiger shark from a great white while being followed in open ocean
@tobymax1014 сағат бұрын
Not gonna lie I felt a little bad for the shark when I saw that rusty hook left behind
@lizaphilas52505 ай бұрын
Rare footage of a tiger shark being chill and letting you swim
@sardonicus17395 ай бұрын
I've almost never seen any footage of tiger sharks not being chill. Being chill isn't rare for them, it's their default state. Even when they're eating their prey, they have this blank, "sup dude" look on their face.
@ekie74735 ай бұрын
@@sardonicus1739you aint seeing the footage of them being not chill for a reason
@mt118455 ай бұрын
Idk maybe because the shark may be petted?
@izzylikesducks5 ай бұрын
Is it because they have their baby beside them?
@ThegamesDash5 ай бұрын
Welcome to facts or cap today we gonna try if the tiger shark is letting me swim and just chilling 😎 Edit: Fuck im in the hospital and I lost 2 of my legs and my 1 eye don't try it it's cap😭🙏
@a.m.94745 ай бұрын
First problem: swimming in the open ocean Solve: maybe just don’t
@nigglebit5 ай бұрын
That's the thing, innit? It doesn't matter whether or not you go out into open ocean; sharks regularly hunt in shallow water.
@Imke_loves_Taylor5 ай бұрын
@@nigglebit Then just don't go in the ocean at all. I prefer the pool 100000 times
@Leave.Me.Alone19895 ай бұрын
@@nigglebitdefinitely a pool person too..I take pool over ocean anyday
@josephtrinkle32555 ай бұрын
I don't go around tigers or sharks so I'm damn sure not going to be around a tiger shark
@LuLingqi1015 ай бұрын
Wanna know something scary? Bull sharks are even more aggressive (I think) and swim into freshwater.
@enricoconsonni11444 күн бұрын
Make eye contact The shark: 👁__________👁
@ShortGrump073 күн бұрын
lol my first instinct is gonna be to think “Damn is that a tiger shark? What did that one KZfaq clip say? Can I outrun this one or no?”
@baileyleytem4 ай бұрын
**reaches out to push shark** **shark eats hand** 👁👄👁
@bennyjames5584 ай бұрын
Like hoe that tell you to guide the shark away from you😂 only to have your hand bite off
@PowerHouseWash4 ай бұрын
open your eyes and use the other hand.
@Abdullah-vm1ho4 ай бұрын
@@PowerHouseWashbruhh😂😂😂
@mridularyam17074 ай бұрын
The funniest comment..lol
@lmjk7424 ай бұрын
@@PowerHouseWashthe best comment 😂
@WisdomWeaverBitcoinBruv4 ай бұрын
It's really astounding how few shark attacks there are on land.
@drakirolopez78594 ай бұрын
Ahem... landlords... doctors... wake uo
@joep25904 ай бұрын
You never experienced a loan shark attack
@6lackraikage4954 ай бұрын
😂
@WisdomWeaverBitcoinBruv4 ай бұрын
@@drakirolopez7859First of all, landlords and doctors aren’t sea creatures. If they were, Jaws would’ve been a very silly film. Second, I have no idea who “uo” is - you go wake them!
@WisdomWeaverBitcoinBruv4 ай бұрын
@@joep2590First of all, loan sharks aren’t sea creatures. If they were, Sharknado would have been a very silly (ok, sillier) film. Secondly, have you ever had a craving for Twiglets and had no idea why?
@ReachSkyla5 сағат бұрын
If you are in the ocean with a shark you are definitely prey 😂
@Button_drop5 ай бұрын
Step one to avoiding a shark attack: stay on land
@Blue-dj4wo5 ай бұрын
Statistics suggest you have an above 0% chance of dying on lanbd by shark attack - how they came to that conclusion, no idea! But staying on land does yield a small chance of dying by shark attack, presumably you go to the beach and one swims up the sand and grabs you like a Croc
@r2dezki5 ай бұрын
GASHUNK GASHUNK GASHUNK
@KNR905 ай бұрын
It's worked for me
@brucemedley6355 ай бұрын
Good thinking batman 😂
@chrismelcher53905 ай бұрын
@@Blue-dj4wo But the statistics don't include sharknados 😂
@Hinata_kakashi3 ай бұрын
Target audience : 🏊♀️ Actual audience : 👩💻
@audreyhicks61692 ай бұрын
😂😂💀
@M3000S2 ай бұрын
Who watches shorts in a laptop?
@elijahsmall58732 ай бұрын
lol 😆
@mm-qq7bb2 ай бұрын
@@M3000S Me
@fighterck62412 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@MehrubaAfroz11 сағат бұрын
"Stand your ground" Me- Ma'am. I don't have a ground to begin with
@Pvt.Private20 сағат бұрын
I'm never going swimming without a specialized dart AK
@sierrabaer497212 күн бұрын
I will never understand how mfs can be this calm in the middle of the ocean let alone with a tiger shark coming at them
@therealest56959 күн бұрын
18 year old cameron totally eaten up by tiger sharks @ bahamas
@rainerwahnsinn95858 күн бұрын
cause she has the camera...so she can´t die
@whiteshadow01228 күн бұрын
Sharks aren't really agressive towards humans. You have higher chances of getting killed by a random dog when you're on land than by a shark when you're in the ocean.
@PuerRidcully8 күн бұрын
staying controlled and being calm arent' the same things. I bet her heartbeat went up to 180 😁
@stephmish19858 күн бұрын
@@therealest5695if that was a shark y’all claim got him, would have been a lot of blood. Never heard of a shark attacking a live human with no blood. He wasn’t attacked by a shark, he made a dumb mistake that we’ve all made in our younger days especially with alcohol and jumped off a boat in the pitch dark and drowned. It’s sad, he had a bright future ahead of him, and he’s declared dead at sea.
@DraikoBeats4 ай бұрын
My first instinct is to never swim in the open ocean😂😂😂
@anasashraf24054 ай бұрын
😂 same
@anasashraf24054 ай бұрын
This made me laugh so hard 😂❤
@daniellimo40874 ай бұрын
Me too 😅😅
@ExpressEntertainHub4 ай бұрын
Best decision
@lexi88934 ай бұрын
Literally. I have a terrible case of Thalassaphobia. Though yes, I’ll swim in the shallow parts of the ocean, never ever will I swim in the MIDDLE of it. Props to divers fr
@OneBird284 күн бұрын
My first instinct when I see a tiger shark: Puppy! 😊