TikTok Congressional hearing

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@F4346 Жыл бұрын

“I swear they’re everything everywhere all at once” 😂

@svkbw1921 Жыл бұрын

Shit took me out😂😂😂

@lissywrld Жыл бұрын

had me dyinggggf

@Marshulartzz Жыл бұрын

THIS SHIT SENT MEEEE😂😂😂

@QualityEJC Жыл бұрын

It's even funnier because it's the name of an Asian movie. 🤣

@eyn1357 Жыл бұрын

@@QualityEJC Wait really?🤯

@kaylahhardy3751 Жыл бұрын

I love how accurate he always is with the unfiltered racism😂😂😂

@awedbysj248 Жыл бұрын

Right!? 😂

@acecannon9676 Жыл бұрын

@The day is finally here Jebaited 😢

@SynthAngel Жыл бұрын

For real.

@davidsimson6917 Жыл бұрын

Honestly would love a compilation of all his racist content

@t-god2439 Жыл бұрын

🤣 more than racism 😂 it’s the fact that all these people are so old up there 😂 they probably really think like this

@lewchootrain Жыл бұрын

As a Chinese guy, I can confirm that I’ve been called 5/6 slurs he said in my lifetime. Well done sir. Well done.

@silverreaps6803 Жыл бұрын

U been called liu kang before?

@epicninja9132 Жыл бұрын

you've been called crouching tiger?

@samuraijake8964 Жыл бұрын

All at once?

@Ricin. Жыл бұрын

@@samuraijake8964 didnt that film come out last year 💀

@organizedmicrowave4414 Жыл бұрын

Shang Zhi too? Man...

@Mankey619 Жыл бұрын

“Do you speak English Liu Kang?” That alone really made me laugh. Griffy is just downright crazy, whenever he makes racial jokes.

@TheRealWoopSlap Жыл бұрын

"Does Tiktok use wiki" Congress was so out of touch with reality

@Smokeyxz Жыл бұрын

Have you ever read the the terms of service for tik tok though? It’s wild

@nemo_xs3200 Жыл бұрын

@@Smokeyxz or any term tbh😂😂😂😂

@precisemotion Жыл бұрын

ppl are exaggerating a 5 hour hearing with 2 examples

@shira2151 Жыл бұрын

Did you actually watch the congressional hearring? Because they werent.

@levirognejensen1745 Жыл бұрын

@@Smokeyxzit horrible just like every other social media platform like meta and Google

@carllabissiere Жыл бұрын

Lmao "can we die now please...get some younger racists in congress" I can't stop crying. The best comedy always got some truth in it.

@Roeclean Жыл бұрын

Holy cow, that was wild

@anonisnoone6125 Жыл бұрын

I was literally about to comment this. 💀

@Jon155mt Жыл бұрын

Whole lotta truth in that one.

@joshua.recovers Жыл бұрын

*SOME*? Man. The whole end of the video is truth and I'm white as fuck.

@xilentjay4298 Жыл бұрын

@@TheSilentWalkerz no

@E.P.1 Жыл бұрын

The ignorance of most congressional hearings was spot on. The committees are given a soap box to grandstand on issues they know nothing about.😂

@TheArtDump Жыл бұрын

It was painful watching them try to call tik-tok out for the homepage of the kid that killed himself and act like it was their fault.

@samuelnjembe Жыл бұрын

totally ! bro wtf they be talking about security and all when most (99%) of them don't even know how a website or web platform works/is buildt

@MatthewCJoy Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile you're the ignorant one. 🤡

@cyborgchicken3502 Жыл бұрын

It was the same A couple years ago when they tried to grill Mark Zuckerberg about Facebook, these apps definitely do collect private data but these idiots in the congressional hearings don't know anything about modern social media and technology and so they fail miserably at trying to make a case out of anything, it should be younger folks who actually have experience in information technology and social media that should be holding these hearings, nit a bunch old fart career politicians

@jacobafterdark5258 Жыл бұрын

It’s still foreign data collection

@MrAnt728 Жыл бұрын

That "Everything and everywhere all at once joke" was out of nowhere💀

@ghettosupastar9285 Жыл бұрын

Is also a reference to that movie

@srds2919 Жыл бұрын

That “can we die now please” caught me so off guard💀💀

@Angel-pm8cq Жыл бұрын

“Get some younger racists in congress”

@federicothompson2299 Жыл бұрын

Best line 100%

@Pacman_131 Жыл бұрын

Ikr had me weak 😭

@adamatif288 Жыл бұрын

Finally nice people without bits interrupting.

@Senseirey Жыл бұрын

I like how he mentioned MySpace and Pearl Harbor to show that congress is just a bunch of boomers 😂

@Hephoestus69 Жыл бұрын

They hit us first 💣 and we 🇺🇸 hit them back harder.

@shakaama Жыл бұрын

uh correction: the great generation. they were before the boomers. that's what you meant to say boomers are just now turning 60

@can_you_guess_my_new_username Жыл бұрын

The sudden nap took me out. lollllll 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂

@MjG90 Жыл бұрын

@@shakaama boomers were born 1946-1964 (59-77 years old)

@nickchampz2574 Жыл бұрын

@@shakaama you must not know what baby boomers are then

@devontetheone Жыл бұрын

the fact that he quoted that amazing ass movie is crazy 😂

@LMBPlushVids 9 ай бұрын

Everything everywhere all at once 😭

@kobecooper7934 Жыл бұрын

That shit was wild af. I felt so bad for that dude. He didn't even let him utter more than 4 words at a time 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

@prettymorrow359 Жыл бұрын

Don't feel bad he's just a CCP pawn he's probably used to being punked around.

@mavx6112 Жыл бұрын

The fact that Griffy got an actual congress member to feature on his channel shows he's getting more and more popular. Edit: Make sure not to read that guys profile. :)

@Misspcross Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile PictureOkay.

@-Leni Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok I wont

@OwensHD Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Picture forsure I won't

@W1nstorm Жыл бұрын

Report these mfers, I’ve been doing so for like a year and it actually works. :)

@agentk1930 Жыл бұрын

This joke is so overused

@De_Coww Жыл бұрын

This man Griffy got me dying calling bro Liu Kang and Shang Chi 😂😂😂

@wilcee238 Жыл бұрын

😂

@fobinc Жыл бұрын

I'm more offended for the CEO of TikTok for getting compared to Simu Liu. Both Griffy and IRL CEO look better than that man.

@Niggalodeon323 Жыл бұрын

mans said crouching tiger 😭

@silverreaps6803 Жыл бұрын

@@fobinc simu liu ain't ugly

@blackgooseman Жыл бұрын

he wasted no time, that opener had me 🤣

@Inflake Жыл бұрын

As a Singaporean, I died laughing at this whole video. That EEAAO reference was top notch😂

@Unknown-individual Жыл бұрын

Don't speak Chinese now Inflake

@dfo990 Жыл бұрын

It actually happened for real lol

@InnerRise Жыл бұрын

2:37 "ALL OF CONGRESS WAS!" 😂All the intensity of the climax of an episode of Goosebumps 😂😂😂😂😂

@voracities Жыл бұрын

“Get some younger racists in congress” 💀

@BeanCasserole-wg7wu 3 ай бұрын

Best part

@LB-uo7xy Ай бұрын

Second that! I'll vote all the younger White Supremacists in Congress.

@Destinnies Жыл бұрын

"I swear they're everything, everywhere all at once" I understood that reference

@R1KK1_- Жыл бұрын

Yea I loved that movie

@kristopherwilson506 Жыл бұрын

that was great

@Okwiiishadowrogue Жыл бұрын

What movie

@Heynmffc Жыл бұрын

@Destinnies Жыл бұрын

@@Okwiiishadowrogue Teengage Mutant Ninja Turtles

@johnan3398 Жыл бұрын

"Dont you dare speak CHinese now" "They gonna start Pearl Harbour, AGAIN" "I thought its because he was Korean" LMFAO he keeps changing ethnicities

@slic321 Жыл бұрын

I almost believed that this was a real congressman, but the raised collar revealed that he is not. You almost got me Griffy!

@SOLDTIMBOWIE87 Жыл бұрын

“Don’t speak Chinese now” 😂

@tevinvezina1766 Жыл бұрын

"Don't speak Chinese now ya liar!" "I thought it was because he's Korean!!" 😂😂

@blademonger6179 Жыл бұрын

0:33 - I have a breath-mint if someone needs a TicTac.

@ShawntheGreat Жыл бұрын

1:13 What's crazy is TikTok is a Chinese app, Pearl Harbor was the Japanese lmaooo I was rolling at that thought😂😂😂😂

@shadowmist9093 Жыл бұрын

And this ain't even an exaggeration which is sad. Our politicians are ancient

@MrLeerolljankins Жыл бұрын

Too bad we can’t get rid of them like the dinosaurs they are

@yurichtube1162 Жыл бұрын

@@MrLeerolljankins Yes we can. We mass protest before congress with tourches.

@MrLeerolljankins Жыл бұрын

@@yurichtube1162 oh really so what’s stopping ya? You’ve had these past three years to do it so where’s the people taking potshots at these psychopaths ruining the world at?

@yurichtube1162 Жыл бұрын

@@MrLeerolljankins Like with BLM, we first need to gather critical mass. Enough people wake up and we can take over the government.

@Horsed_Beef Жыл бұрын

The entire thing is literally exaggerated tho.

@RayMak Жыл бұрын

The accuracy of this is divine. This was totally what I felt when watching the entire hearing.

@davidlee467 Жыл бұрын

Bro you're everywhere lol

@society_member Жыл бұрын

then you didn't watch the hearing if that's true.

@12Metatron Жыл бұрын

I've seen u everywhere

@vagabond7684 4 ай бұрын

Fucking dickrider's everywhere

@bigzGillett Жыл бұрын

"I was born in 1767" 😂😂😂 that shit had me rolling bro

@KevSoToxic Жыл бұрын

1:58 anyone else peep that reference 😂 bro don’t miss

@Stormsign Жыл бұрын

"I swear they are Everything Everywhere All at Once" killed me lmaoooo

@aychul5867 Жыл бұрын

The qualifications needed to be in the congress, then they open their mouth and everyone's like ... how ?!

@iplan2plan773 Жыл бұрын

Well, George Santos has shown us you just need to be a habitual liar.....that's all, but I guess we knew that already.

@MushookieMan Жыл бұрын

The only qualifications for elected office are typically: Be over a certain age, be a U.S. citizen, and not a convicted felon. Not exactly MENSA members.

@will_9910 Жыл бұрын

Nepotism honestly

@ChillyJack Жыл бұрын

The median iq in America is ~98. That means half of America has lower than that. People with 80 or lower struggle to even comprehend hypothetical questions. The state of politics with democratic elections make a lot more sense when you realize these things.

@iplan2plan773 Жыл бұрын

@@ChillyJack I hear you, but that other half isn't trying to make sense of the nonsensical. It's like watching a clown show stuck on repeat and you hate clowns.

@bananaboy8173 Жыл бұрын

The “Everything everywhere all at once” is either the worst joke or the best one

@gamerdorianyt1 Жыл бұрын

1:32 Bro don't care you from Singapore 😂

@naravolian_db Жыл бұрын

1:07 The documents being upside-down just completed the joke for me 😂😂

@ltokyu7824 Жыл бұрын

“do you speak english liu kang”😭😭ts already funny asf😭

@ronmendez22 Жыл бұрын

“So you admit it”. Sound like when the judge asked me if i was resposible of a car crash i was involved and i say NO…..

@Zombie_Trooper Жыл бұрын

This is legitimately how all these hearings go. You have these 70+ year old people, who have no idea how to even turn on their computers, making decisions on how technology is used and the "safeguards" needed. It's just hilariously inept.

@gibrilsi Жыл бұрын

LongBeach, you’re the man!

@simstudiosofficial Жыл бұрын

He is

@howardron543 Жыл бұрын

He is just Griffy

@karlleewhite610 Жыл бұрын

They were angrier about tiktok than Epstein island.

@miketacos9034 Жыл бұрын

"I thought this was because he was Korean!" Now ask him which Korea.

@cabl3cas427 Жыл бұрын

"I swear they're Everything, everywhere, all at once." Unparalleled humor. This took me ouuuttttt!🤣

@mjock392 Жыл бұрын

So after he changed history in his previous videos, apparently TikTok moved from China to Japan, became a Zaibatsu company that had overthrown the Japanese Shogunate in the EDO period, conquered Manchuria and bombed Pearl Harbor on the same day Japan did in our timeline... WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

@fxckittho999 Жыл бұрын

Griffy really knows how to make people laugh

@marshieswag5544 Жыл бұрын

I love that at 0:40 Griffy slightly breaks character and smiles when hes about to say crouching tiger xD

@jasminegold2807 Жыл бұрын

The Shang-chi and Everything everywhere all at once reference sent me 💀

@setokaiba2208 Жыл бұрын

That “everything everywhere all at once” reference was 🔥😂

@Smokeandroses Жыл бұрын

The way she was holding the paper upside down the whole time is really the cherry on top

@Jamestismyname Жыл бұрын

Did you just assume the gender because of the hair? Everyone said "sir" when addressing him. 🤣🤣

@peacefuldude9289 Жыл бұрын

“all of congress was” took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@navrhy3075 Жыл бұрын

“Does Tiktok have the data to bomb Pearl Harbor, again?” IM FUCKING CRYING

@MeisterFuhrer Жыл бұрын

TikTrash is terrible but the way these people in power are going about it is just ridiculous. You can tell how out of touch from reality they are from just watching them. They're a bunch of old schoolers who just need to retire. Times have changed way too fast for them and it's unfortunate that they get to make the big decisions. It's disgusting.

@OnMyLunchBreak07 Жыл бұрын

Seriously. Reminds me of the Facebook one years ago. They're so out of touch, it physically hurts. There needs to be an age limit to these things.

@rayzewiz8197 Жыл бұрын

We should totally vote them out.

@Azazel0183 Жыл бұрын

they so old it looks like they gonna die and instantly turn into dust

@anabomination2784 Жыл бұрын

The only one that was doing alright is Yvette Clark, she actually listened to what he had to say rather than tried to batter him and not let him explain.

@will_9910 Жыл бұрын

Y'all say that but it don't show in the votes. These geezers gotta go.

@ha-kh7ef Жыл бұрын

That "everything everywhere all at once" joke was incredible. Thank you Griffy for representing the Asian people.

@kahliltilbury4937 Жыл бұрын

I liked that part too lol

@Go_go_gadget Жыл бұрын

Then I relapse

@thegrimreaper270 Жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@Go_go_gadget Жыл бұрын

@@thegrimreaper270 can you shut up get out my notifications

@TheFurryInShambles Жыл бұрын

@@thegrimreaper270Reference to a movie with the same name

@Evangelion543 Жыл бұрын

I love how Griffy protrayed how senile our federal court judges are.

@Ladykyra101 Жыл бұрын

Yep, calling it "Tick Talk" from now on. 😂😂😂

@BigGhostFace_bokc Жыл бұрын

“TikTok….is that a war? “ 😂😂😂

@trilokyax9416 Жыл бұрын

“Does blackpeople meet collects data from children”😂😂😂😭😭

@bluchocolate123 6 ай бұрын

Came back after the Tom cotton questioning.

@movieclips713 6 ай бұрын

Cotton is right! Chow is stealing US data and sharing it with CCP

@SubZeroGamer91 Жыл бұрын

"I swear they're everything everywhere all at once" I can't bro!😂😂😂

@brianshava4689 Жыл бұрын

2:21 "It sounds pretty terroristy to me"

@jonrios1389 Жыл бұрын

They really need term limits.

@ks-ws7te Жыл бұрын

Let’s not forget, for the most parts. “Can you answer with a yes or no?” 💀

@ianwalker2205 Жыл бұрын

1:50 reminds me of a Brandon Rodgers video lol

@Yleexy Жыл бұрын

This accent is so accurate… I hear it so much in the south especially in Louisiana 😭 and Mississippi

@cyberrain3261 Жыл бұрын

Captured the accuracy of congress and their ignorance of how the internet works.

@luwinyakansaila8778 Жыл бұрын

Crouching tiger..pearl humor... What's an app?😂😂😂

@WolfsBane818 Жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan did a bit on his Podcast about how tiktok tracks phone data, browser history and even keystroke patterns. It's all stated in the terms of service

@Ibeatuphomelesspeople Жыл бұрын

Facts. I love Griffys humor but this is a serious topic and his video will skew the opinions of the viewers.

@kingzkb2195 Жыл бұрын

I keep hearing about this. Why are we so bad at just asking REAL questions? We could get more done if we just got the answers we wanted.

@daedalus2253 Жыл бұрын

Right, we need to know if they plan on doing another sneaky Pearl Harbor again

@iamalfiie7700 Жыл бұрын

mf said “does tiktok use my home wifi”😭

@Astro2024 Жыл бұрын

Because stupid is as stupid does

@nicholasalexander9866 Жыл бұрын

Granted do we have people that’ll listen? For example, that lady that was asking Shen those yes or no questions and then just started interrupting him, just to hear her own voice again.

@churchofthelambofsat Жыл бұрын

The point of this is to ram through another Patriot Act that allows them to spy on us much more extensively. They don't actually care about Tiktok.

@jhonadelic Жыл бұрын

"they're everything, everywhere. All at once" 💀

@Casualazn81 Жыл бұрын

He goes so hardcore and still can't be canceled 🤣🤣🤣

@haleyjj1998 Жыл бұрын

This isn't even that far from what the actual hearing entailed lmao

@zecta2293 Жыл бұрын

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how much effort he puts into these skits

@deki90to Жыл бұрын

@hirvale Жыл бұрын

If I have to read this comment one more time I'll smack an old lady

@not_a_duck Жыл бұрын

Can we take a moment to recognize how little effort ZECTA put into this comment?

@seaofflowers. Жыл бұрын

@@not_a_duck thank you. Someone has to comment zecta's exact comment on every single Griffy video and it's like..... 🤦🏻‍♀️

@not_a_duck Жыл бұрын

@@seaofflowers. Not even just Griffy, it's practically everywhere ._.

@bigharp0949 6 ай бұрын

“I mean, it sounds pretty terroristy to me. 😂😂😂

@theoriginalderhythm Жыл бұрын

Aw yes! A satirical reminder on why we need term limits!

@Makaveli_-_ Жыл бұрын

I once used TikTok but then I took an arrow to the knee

@drekky23 Жыл бұрын

I understood that reference

@Clemaee Жыл бұрын

2011

@Makaveli_-_ Жыл бұрын

@@Clemaee history repeats itself

@heyjeySigma Жыл бұрын

....boomer joke from 2011 lol. feeling old yet?

@Makaveli_-_ Жыл бұрын

@@heyjeySigma it ain’t a joke son. The arrow is still in my kneecap my negus

@RAWKINGCOMEDY Жыл бұрын

Bro can be political and still be funny

@shqip_sumejja 4 ай бұрын

Griffy is too good at these 😭

@theseeper422 5 ай бұрын

As a Singaporean I honestly think the real life hearing won't be much different if this is what actually happened

@Senseirey Жыл бұрын

Saw this one coming 😭

@lavarball1237 Жыл бұрын

Two minutes in and I’m crying 😭😭

@The2FGgang Жыл бұрын

Nah it was the Liu Kang for me 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

@Abey608 Жыл бұрын

the video is 2 minutes long......

@lavarball1237 Жыл бұрын

@@Abey608 I commented the second it came out and it’s longer than two minutes…

@bigharp0949 6 ай бұрын

Yes😂

@Rye___ Жыл бұрын

What’s scary is, this is exactly how a lot of our “congressional leadership” is in terms of age and knowledge on technology…..

@davidnguyen4707 Жыл бұрын

I love it when there's an old guy who's supposed to be an "IT expert with years of experience" asked where the 1s and 0s are compiled and if they're written in China, the CEO said that it's a global effort and some of it was indeed written in China, but the congress boomer just automatically assumed that it's all written in China.

@Kirbo710 Жыл бұрын

"let me ask you this again, sir...does vine collect data from children"

@MjG90 Жыл бұрын

Griffy’s wigs always have that *ONE DANG* straggler hangin that drives me crazy whole video 😂😂😩

@statesminds Жыл бұрын

As a southerner i was so ashamed of watching that trial hahah

@nickgee7291 Жыл бұрын

so true! they kept calling him Chinese and they had no idea how the internet worked to even ask questions that made sense

@BigBoss15310 Жыл бұрын

The cadence of him speaking as a congressman LOL. Another Griffy classic

@IkeNotMike Жыл бұрын

The everything everywhere all at once reference 😭😭

@topdogg1231 Жыл бұрын

"I swear they're everything, everywhere all at once"

@AKthirst Жыл бұрын

LongBeachGriffy, you just got yourself into the "culture war" LMAO 😂🤣

@anhtheton Жыл бұрын

everything everywhere all at once is pretty good

@sacredbanana1683 Жыл бұрын

"Do you speak english LIU KANG??? Cuz I cant understand a word youre sayin SHANG CHI. So let me ask you again Crouching Tiger" lmfaoo

@ChrisYoungGunn Жыл бұрын

"Everything, everywhere all at once" lmfaooo

@lunarspace1196 Жыл бұрын

The questions they asked were so dumb, and they wouldn't let chew talk. You definitely was accurate with this

@Sephiroso. Жыл бұрын

Uhh i mean not all of them. The Texas representative was actually asking some good questions. The only issue was he was the last one and didn't have enough time to keep going.