TikTok's WORST Tech Bro Is Still Creepy | Hasanabi Reacts to Jarvis Johnson ft. I did a thing

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11 ай бұрын

Hasan and I did a thing watch the update to this absolutely unhinged Social Engineer TikToker who seems unhealthily obsessed with his insecurities!
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About Hasan:
Hasan Piker is Political Commentator turned Twitch Streamer (#13) known for his Turkish heritage and leftist takes, often speaking on topics like Socialism, Communism, Capitalism, and Marxism (and occasionally 9/11). He loves reacting to political news, and occasionally goes on IRL adventures with his friends. He likes to react to popular media content with his audience as well, such as Jubilee, JCS (Jim Can't Swim), Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, True Crime, trending Twitter posts or TikToks, and other creative videos.

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@Angels510 10 ай бұрын

This Australian Invasion arc has been great content

@romxxii 10 ай бұрын

my favorite commies visiting Hasan

@TripLikeIDo86 10 ай бұрын

the dynamic between them and hasan is crazy good

@kikiatmosudirdjo5453 10 ай бұрын

Genuinely hope that they eventually try to make a podcast or something once the aussies leave!

@drandana3661 10 ай бұрын

Tall bois!

@Eli-234 10 ай бұрын

@@kikiatmosudirdjo5453I genuinely hope they don't leave

@LittleHerdaz 10 ай бұрын

I wish the Aussies could stay with Hasan forever 😭

@solala1312 10 ай бұрын

same but having your own place must be nice after a while.

@Megirly-kq9wh 10 ай бұрын

They fill in for the jokes hasan misses cause he is constantly distracted and also work as back up reactors for the same issue.

@Uaene 10 ай бұрын

@@Megirly-kq9whand they’re both equally as informed on leftist politics and both hilarious af

@MatthewMS. 9 ай бұрын

True. I also wish China and USA could combine into one country

@artespeck8091 17 күн бұрын

I think Hasan agrees 🤭🤭🤭

@hebedite4865 10 ай бұрын

Whoever in the chat i randomly saw asking "why are we watching this unfunny guy's video" can catch these hands

@666kittycat666 10 ай бұрын

It’s wild that despite all this effort, it still never clicked that women are just more likely to respond if it seems like you’ve READ their profile instead of just blindly swiping at anything that vaguely falls into your sexual preferences.

@spyscy 10 ай бұрын

NAIL ON THE HEAD

@loveableheathen7441 10 ай бұрын

The problem is most women don't put anything in their bio that opens the door for conversation...

@itsmaddiebee 10 ай бұрын

@@loveableheathen7441Could say the same things about most people on dating apps

@solala1312 10 ай бұрын

I never responded to a "hi how are u" ever in my life.

@loveableheathen7441 10 ай бұрын

Also gotta keep in mind that most guys have to send out a lot of messages before they get a response and it can be discouraging to spend time personalizing several well-thought out messages only to be ignored. Be a little more considerate girls...

@maddisonkb8184 10 ай бұрын

33:23 i was listening to this in the background while my wife and i are working from home and when homie said "cuttlefish are dope" we LOST OUR SHIT. for context cuttlefish are my favorite fish because i had a religious experience at the aquarium on our anniversary date and i was high af and had a convo with a cuttlefish. cuttlefish best fish 11/10

@alcidesprieto1967 10 ай бұрын

If Hasan gets a cat Chat will be completely covered up😂

@rivaillewaiss 10 ай бұрын

It’d be like the subway surfers meme

@Angels510 10 ай бұрын

Chat is annoying enough as it is with Kaya. And that’s considering Hasan is already a massive stage/tiger mom with her.

@wister8528 10 ай бұрын

inshallah

@Brian-wx4ig 10 ай бұрын

@@JohnIsMoreThanUwere you sleeping when you typed this

@chevgage6210 10 ай бұрын

I was so scared this video was about Jarvis and I was gonna cry if he's problematic now

@hannerikruger7216 10 ай бұрын

I will never recover if Jarvis is outed as a creep😭

@atherisGAY 10 ай бұрын

Honestly no youtuber is safe everyone can be a total creep in private I stopped idolizing them, we don't know them we only know what they decide to put out there

@monsterhunter445 10 ай бұрын

@@atherisGAYanyone can be a creep because we are humans. But yes don't idolize anyone we are all imperfect

@FukaiKokoro 10 ай бұрын

Why? He hasn't shown any signs of being a bad person. Sounds like maybe you need to take a break or something. Like do something for yourself if you're that scared or intertwined with these people. I know it's hard but it's better to assume to best of people until they prove otherwise.

@nasdaq517 10 ай бұрын

@@FukaiKokoro Why so triggered?

@merry0ldsoul716 10 ай бұрын

I've never seen Alex be so serious lmao

@inf3rnalis804 10 ай бұрын

So I guess 22 is sitting in my parents yard with a joint watching these dudes take a fish quiz

@hebedite4865 10 ай бұрын

better than my 22 lmao

@simplicitylost 10 ай бұрын

This is life now

@Angels510 10 ай бұрын

28 is hurting my back while laying in bed watching the Japan streams with a stomach flu

@FMDedits 10 ай бұрын

How deeply relatable

@FMDedits 10 ай бұрын

👁👄👁🎣⁉️

@sorasorisora 10 ай бұрын

can Alex please move in permanently so that we get daily Alex and Kaya content

@spir0u 10 ай бұрын

The near instant replay on the Barramundi question was iconic

@wash7045 10 ай бұрын

as a new orleanian, hasan NAILED everything about it. i wholeheartedly refuse to go to bourbon, it’s such a bad experience (just crowded and gross and expensive and exclusively tourists) and all locals agree. only reason to go near there is for the gay bars but other than that i promise there’s wayyy better places elsewhere, new orleans is the home of small bars and music venues and great courtyards to drink and smoke and hang out in

@patrickmcpartland1398 6 ай бұрын

It's like asking someone born and raised in Vegas if they want to hang out on the strip all the tjme...... but with a stronger scent of urine than vegas.

@dylandreisbach1986 10 ай бұрын

Imagine trusting a bunch of 5 star reviews on an app that specializes in making ai comments.

@HasanReactionsfanTwo 10 ай бұрын

This might be I did a thing's most embarrassing moment of all time! Anyway, I hope you enjoy the video :)

@OneCSeven 10 ай бұрын

thanks for the edit bro appreciate

@headswillroll89 10 ай бұрын

It wasn't a barra though

@unitdroid5158 6 ай бұрын

@@OneCSeven why would they not edit out the minutes of an empty chair just showing the video to nobody

@lilly7500 10 ай бұрын

The thumbnail made it sound like jarvis was the creepy tech bro

@plague8163 10 ай бұрын

As it turns out, he's just a tech bro talking about a creepy tech bro

@lilly7500 10 ай бұрын

@@plague8163 You're right. I've watched many of his videos of when he was a software engineer a few years ago and he inspired me to change careers and pursue a career in the tech field. I was actually really sad when he decided to do content creation full time, but I am happy he is pursuing his dreams

@DJCryptoStix 10 ай бұрын

I'm addicted to hassan right now b/c all the red hats make me go nuts need some logic

@owengravy3645 10 ай бұрын

Too true lmao

@CharlieKell 10 ай бұрын

hasan with one s

@lnkrishnan 10 ай бұрын

@@CharlieKell Wasssssssaaaaaaaan!

@CharlieKell 10 ай бұрын

@@lnkrishnan wasan

@T00THY_0RiFiCE 10 ай бұрын

@@CharlieKell Dude, I lost.

@smeeblo9846 10 ай бұрын

as a new orleanian myself, i’m glad hasan understands the city lowkey sucks and burbon street is a neon lit shit gutter.

@emperorpingusmathchannel5365 10 ай бұрын

Ididathings knowledge on fish is lowkey impressive af. Would.

@junes2k 10 ай бұрын

I did a thing is the fucking man. these two being friends is cool af

@TheTurkey79 10 ай бұрын

Aussie here and I did a thing is right, that fish did not look like a Barramundi... B)

@Elllie_Was_Taken 10 ай бұрын

I just watched this on stream and it was so hilarious I had to see it again lol

@TheSylveonSurfer 10 ай бұрын

They went to hang out with Michael Reeves after... I Did A Thing and Michael Reeves being in same vicinity of eachother can only spell doom for the world. Imagine the unhinged contraptions that they could make together lmao.

@zombiegangstasamurai 10 ай бұрын

Imagine getting out rizzed by a robot. “I used the rizz app on a girl now she only wants to text the robot”

@dyslexiccowoom3991 9 ай бұрын

Lol I got so excited when he brought up oarfish and peacock mantis shrimp 😂 Immaculate taste. I like coelacanth and groupers. Also, sea bunnies and sea butterflies.

@GlennRobinson777 10 ай бұрын

Is the AI he's referring to "automated incel"?

@adamsmith7058 5 ай бұрын

No, it's alienated incel.

@Raysmoniphiny 10 ай бұрын

I’m born and bred in the NT, Australia and that is definitely not a barramundi 😂

@InaneBlatherPodcast 10 ай бұрын

"lol HassL you don't know how to talk to women, negative rizz" Uh bro, hey.... you're literally a TWITCH CHATTER 😂

@plague8163 10 ай бұрын

It's the literal definition of irony. It should be illegal to tell someone they have negative rizz if you're a Twitch chatter, and especially so if you're in Hasan's Twitch chat.

@thismanjack8224 10 ай бұрын

Holy shit I forgot Hasan was there till 5 minutes in. Fucking startled me

@romxxii 10 ай бұрын

Anyone who's played ungodly hours of FFXV's fishing minigame knows that's _not_ a barramundi and Alex is right.

@jessticles7 10 ай бұрын

Alex is right about the Whiting.. Idk what's wrong with that one in the photo, they don't usually look like that when you catch them.

@pinkyblushbottom1897 10 ай бұрын

loved the pivot to fish quizzes ❤

@sexymothman9620 10 ай бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one with fish autism lmao

@corybivins4085 10 ай бұрын

This is easily top 5 stunlocks

@lilyk3734 4 ай бұрын

i thought jarvis was meant to be the creepy tech bro for a moment there

@gg_sam7847 10 ай бұрын

These cold opens are giving me flashbacks I do not wish to remember

@Starbornjude 10 ай бұрын

22:34 her paw on his arm is so cute! 🥰

@yilz123 10 ай бұрын

Alex is so cute!

@awakenedgraphics4023 10 ай бұрын

Hasan this close 👌🏻 to telling the gaming frogs to jump off a cliff in Minecraft

@euronimo34 10 ай бұрын

Once you make an Excel spreadsheet of comments it's just the most over for you.

@brendanmystery 10 ай бұрын

I feel like if you don't have enough rizz to create an interesting opener on a dating app, even if you use the ai app what are you gonna do when you actually go on a date? This is just kicking the can down the road.

@xelectrix 10 ай бұрын

Can confirm. I've been to New Orleans about 3 times and Bourbon street is only tolerable when you have a few drinks in you. You will notice how disgusting it is if you are sober.

@JoeDixon02 10 ай бұрын

Oh man I can't wait to see what the opener was about

@Dell-ol6hb 10 ай бұрын

It’s so bad, makes it seem like Hasan just gets through off his looks 😂

@DumplingDave 9 ай бұрын

Did not expect the fish trivia segment

@elixorvideos 10 ай бұрын

I like how several States are just catching major strays in this

@amalgamfrostpink5030 10 ай бұрын

My fave fish is a red-lipped batfish because it looks like Mok and the judge from the animated sequence in The Wall.

@sta1nless 5 ай бұрын

This guy is the ultimate stemlord

@0ptimuscrime 10 ай бұрын

1980s: the future will have jet packs and flying cars 2023: ai powered Romeo-dialing, take it or leave it

@solala1312 10 ай бұрын

loved the fish quiz!

@metaturnal 10 ай бұрын

It's a red flag if someone thinks dolphins are fish

@Rylee_G 10 ай бұрын

im gonna miss alex so much

@russellfisher1303 10 ай бұрын

Fish facts on par with Brennan’s bird facts.

@Rylee_G 10 ай бұрын

@@russellfisher1303 fr

@dylandreisbach1986 10 ай бұрын

Nothing says you are mentally well then keeping all mean comments you get then 2 years later messaging them. 2 years! That’s obsessive.

@spicyrice94 10 ай бұрын

Really though this guy is a crazy person. Saving comments from over two years ago is gross that needs to be looked into.people who are mentally sane don't act that way.

@RefugeeKLicious 10 ай бұрын

Love when the Aussies are here

@echo_lens 10 ай бұрын

here for the fish content

@neverbeendoxxed 10 ай бұрын

I'm a gaming frog, but the time difference to portugaal means he starts gaming at my 3am lmao

@Psychedlia98 10 ай бұрын

This has to be the longest time his chair reacted to the video

@alicewright4322 10 ай бұрын

RIzz: The lost episode of "Nathan for You"

@cyris010 10 ай бұрын

i was so convinced that 100 percent that was not a barra

@TechnicFlow 10 ай бұрын

11:00 It'd be like inviting a Vagas local to The Strip or Fremont Street. It's cool, like once. If you live here, you don't go there unless you have to.

@hellboy30098 10 ай бұрын

Yo the NOLA thing is facts, anyone that invites you to Burbon street (not during Mardi Gras) DO NOT GO. But we know how to party yaya!

@RWAsur 10 ай бұрын

I am begging someone close to Hasan to tell him wen he says off, to treat the dog when she gets off. Even just saying "good girl" please please please

@MYSTIC_5280 9 ай бұрын

As someone from Denver that's like someone saying "hey baby imma take you out to Colfax" 🤮

@amandapanfil7219 9 ай бұрын

As a Lake Erie girl I appreciate the fresh water fish guessing 🥹😅

@josepena3546 10 ай бұрын

great choice ending with some famous last words: we’re gonna go and hang out with michael reeves

@pplelo9364 10 ай бұрын

I cannot believe Alex is an oarfish head he could so rizz me up

@madfisch473 9 ай бұрын

you did alex dirty with that thumbnail 😭😭😭

@FrancesBaconandEggs 9 ай бұрын

Omg Kaya jumping up desperately wanting to play 🥹

@MrElKabano 10 ай бұрын

He gives major Martin Shkreli vibes

@OctopusWhoSeesAll 10 ай бұрын

11:00 Exactly, Bourbon Street is legit how Hasan says it. Not even us natives really go there. 15:50 Take him to Rizzon

@AwesometownUSA 10 ай бұрын

10:45 hey human baby, you’re from LA? sounds like you’re a big fan of tinseltown. how bout a date on top of the hollywood sign? ;D

@_TriGN 6 ай бұрын

12:50 indiana dodging bullets here BRO I UNPAUSED AND HASAN EXPOSED US NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@natrosenquist 10 ай бұрын

Australia has walleye too, they just call them Zander

@cameronarko8296 10 ай бұрын

33:52 you’re welcome

@gracewheeler20 10 ай бұрын

The tension between these two 😭

@elise993tt 10 ай бұрын

I'm so here for the Kaya.... and the Aussies

@elise993tt 10 ай бұрын

Shit, I lied. It's all Hasan.

@samankucher5117 10 ай бұрын

15:42 Jarvis will be ok he is a tech bro too .

@blehbleh9283 10 ай бұрын

Shitty he took the username social engineer and then is doing this stuff when social engineering is a practice in cyber security firms

@muhammetyusufyazc661 10 ай бұрын

You can saw dolphins in Bosporus/Istanbul if you are lucky enough. I saw maybe 5 times at least. Living in the city since I born 😂

@darkduds38 10 ай бұрын

This reminds me of Coby Person

@adamsmith7058 5 ай бұрын

The Coelacanth was thought to have been extinct for 66 million years, not ten thousand. And this guy claims to know fish?

@padung6018 10 ай бұрын

I will definitely want a conversation about oarfish. And sad to say can identify a lot of fish if you show me one.

@user-xl8kj4lg2r 2 ай бұрын

Australia has their own species of walleye called Zander, I'm surprised he didn't get that. He was, however, VERY correct that that is NOT a picture of a barramundi.

@chaust_ 10 ай бұрын

the beginning of the video is the guy watching the chatgpt episode of south park and thinking what the boys were doing was a good thing. wtf is the “rizz” app??? lmfao

@vegeta6169 10 ай бұрын

can confirm im one of the 12 gaming frogs

@Eeeeeeeeeels 10 ай бұрын

That was not a barramundi!

@Shooopdawooooop 10 ай бұрын

As a man born n raised in the bayou yes taking us to bourbon st for a first date is notttt a good idea

@jessticles7 10 ай бұрын

It's NOT a Barramundi

@MGC-XIII 10 ай бұрын

Wow, what a sociopath...

@nonamnonam5332 3 ай бұрын

I think I need this app to send stupid lines to my friends, but that would support that guy...

@phdonme1 10 ай бұрын

I mean all you have to do is take a boat down to the Gibraltar straight. And you'll probably get attacked by some orcas.

@Lovehandels 10 ай бұрын

Barramundi born on a Sunday.

@Arcae95 5 ай бұрын

33:00 This boy said 10000 years!!! Brooo I’m extinct 💀

@chiedzawith2ds 10 ай бұрын

Kaya is so big it's adorable

@smuwu21 10 ай бұрын

i see the water bottle guy on tik tok all the time, he’s actually funny

@meanjeanmcqueen6171 10 ай бұрын

Hearing him say "There's some culture there." when speaking of NOLA was painful. "Some" culture?? HA!

@headswillroll89 10 ай бұрын

That wasnt a barra.

@meegs699 10 ай бұрын

This guy looks like a 60% completed Austin

@niko-oO_O 8 ай бұрын

WHAT THE FUCK FT. AUSSIE FOR LITERALLY 15 SECONDS!? I NEED 5HRS OF Aussie

@cyenika 10 ай бұрын

42:10 has me dying

@RamonDchannel 10 ай бұрын

fun fact barramundis transition