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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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@LoPhatKao
@LoPhatKao 2 жыл бұрын
as a canadian, let me say: your "freedoms" and "rights" also come with "obligations" and "responsibilities" if you have a job that requires cross-border travel -- get your fkin shots, or get a new _local_ job
@oneofus5634
@oneofus5634 2 жыл бұрын
Amen, Baby...Amen.
@Tubepoacher
@Tubepoacher 2 жыл бұрын
My friend is a truck driver, I live in quebec. 90% of truck drivers are vaccinated, the truck drivers narrative is totally high jacked at this point.
@Kreepie11
@Kreepie11 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tubepoacher Which is sad, because they do need more worker protection. People could be screaming about that right now and actually bring some positive change. But no, let's pretend vaccines are poison and that we're saving the younger generation from them. *Sigh* they sure don't seem as worried about saving the kids from climate change.
@tricia2701
@tricia2701 2 жыл бұрын
AMEN!
@ChubbyUnicorn
@ChubbyUnicorn 2 жыл бұрын
I suspect these vaxx protests are simply an attempt to destabilize democracies across the globe. Paid actors start it & dumb, conspiracy theorists jump on board & voila' social destabilization. The tea party started with paid schills, x45 campaign, paid actors, rallies, paid actors...the right learned if they create an event dumb people join & it takes in a life of it's own.
@dougstubbs9637
@dougstubbs9637 2 жыл бұрын
H&R CELLBLOCK……Respect to the writer..😂😂😂🤩🎤
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds to me like the accounting firm just figured out they're about to be embroiled in massive a fraud case, and they're trying to disavow their own numbers before the charges start slapping down.
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 жыл бұрын
😁
@johnarnold893
@johnarnold893 2 жыл бұрын
@ New message........yup but the horses are already out of the barn.
@jozz2248
@jozz2248 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnarnold893 hopefully they can make some hay
@ekibirigeable
@ekibirigeable 2 жыл бұрын
That's EXACTLY what's happening!
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 2 жыл бұрын
They quit being T***** accounting firm and admitted that 10 years of financial years don't make sense, but that doesn't get them off the hook. They will still have to present to the justice system how the financials were calculated. Dropping T***** means the accounting firm doesn't want to be associated with him in the future.
@terilw
@terilw 2 жыл бұрын
Getting dumping by your accounting firm during tax season…that’s rough.
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 2 жыл бұрын
But he does have H.R. Cell Block, hopefully waiting to serve him for a very long time.
@UkeCan1
@UkeCan1 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesgoines7663 And Manston and Manston.
@timothydavis9181
@timothydavis9181 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't think of until I read your comment. And it put a big smile on my face. O-YA, let's see who he can find that will take him as a client. Especially after it was explained that almost 10 years of his filings can't be trusted. HA!
@loganlabbe9767
@loganlabbe9767 2 жыл бұрын
It ought to be illegal to settle sexual assault cases with money. It makes rich creeps above the law.
@gamerman782
@gamerman782 2 жыл бұрын
Like always, then?
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 жыл бұрын
If that were the case, they might as well hand over all of their assets. Nothing hurts a rich man more than making them dirt poor in about five seconds.
@davidladjani108
@davidladjani108 2 жыл бұрын
It ought to be illegal to settle cases with money. Fixed.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
While we're dreaming of utopia, I'd like living wages and universal healthcare as well, please.
@cagedtigersteve
@cagedtigersteve 2 жыл бұрын
It also makes accusers not be able to scam rich people.
@09spidy
@09spidy 2 жыл бұрын
"That would be... I don't know what that would be, I'm 57" It's OK, Stephen, I'm 37 and I still don't understand TikTok.
@shivverma3236
@shivverma3236 2 жыл бұрын
hey im 17 and even i dont get it
@id10t98
@id10t98 2 жыл бұрын
If you're a woman, it's the place to post your video of why a guy should never call you again, and if you're a male Cult 45-ist, it's the place to go watch videos and then believe everything you seen and heard because you "...saw it on tik tok."
@tomsgrexit
@tomsgrexit 2 жыл бұрын
Heck, I'm 28 and I don't get it! I just watch tiktok vids on youtube 😅
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 жыл бұрын
38 over here.
@MrMJmusicLover
@MrMJmusicLover 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomsgrexit I'm 49 and I get it, but I don't get Likee. 🤔
@1wildwackywoman
@1wildwackywoman 2 жыл бұрын
“To whatever is hot in Celsius”……That slipped by too quick. It deserved more attention.
@dahawk8574
@dahawk8574 2 жыл бұрын
7:11
@nfspbarrister5681
@nfspbarrister5681 2 жыл бұрын
Ey...Mr Colbert sniding the metric system again!
@dahawk8574
@dahawk8574 2 жыл бұрын
​@@nfspbarrister5681, in the US, we know it is extremely hot because the temperature goes into triple digits. We know it is extremely cold, because the temperature gets a minus sign. We know you're driving extremely fast because your speedometer gains that third digit. There are HUGE advantages to our system of weights and measures. This only scratches the surface. Metric has severe disadvantages. Colbert's mockery is rooted in fact, as is typical. And that's one of the secrets as to why his brand of comedy resonates with so many. Many here in the USA, at least.
@megan893
@megan893 2 жыл бұрын
"The Prince Andrew Foundation to Stop Prince Andrew", LMAO!!! That was hilarious 🤣😭
@richardcochrane1966
@richardcochrane1966 2 жыл бұрын
The "charity" receiving the money is run by Victoria Giuffre - hmmm, I wonder how much of THAT money will be seen by female victims & how much will be siphoned off by the charity boss?
@sogghartha
@sogghartha 2 жыл бұрын
@@richardcochrane1966 as if being sexually abused isn't enough, you want to attack her character as well.. classy.
@veramae4098
@veramae4098 2 жыл бұрын
The Queen has also stripped him of all honors. He's no longer to use "His Royal HIghness". Google: queen Elizabeth prince Andrew stripped I think she knows it's true and is about as enraged as she can get.
@dahawk8574
@dahawk8574 2 жыл бұрын
What do you know, an accounting firm that’s actually forced to be accountable.
@laurabomhoff3999
@laurabomhoff3999 2 жыл бұрын
Only in situations such as this.
@patrickbuhr2258
@patrickbuhr2258 2 жыл бұрын
Ha ..
@mariebelle3493
@mariebelle3493 2 жыл бұрын
When your accountant quits on you in the middle of an investigation to saved his ass!! Guilty!! 😂
@sea_triscuit7980
@sea_triscuit7980 2 жыл бұрын
I love that the IRS will track you down and hold you responsible (with interest) for a mistake THEY made but can't do their jobs when it comes to people they're supposed to regulate
@ClayLoomis1958
@ClayLoomis1958 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, but the regulations for the rich are different than those for the average American.
@lifevest1
@lifevest1 2 жыл бұрын
"Crypto is a danger to society! Oh wait? you made $1000 on it? We're gonna need about 40% of that..."
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 2 жыл бұрын
@@lifevest1 you say that likes it's a bad thing and not how the stock market function, which mostly benefits tax dodgers and companies that get federal bailouts when they tank their legally grey investments
@marvelgirlxvii
@marvelgirlxvii 2 жыл бұрын
The IRS is extremely under funded rn. Most of their employees are over 50. Most of their records are kept on tapes from the 60s.
@F8Tributo
@F8Tributo 2 жыл бұрын
2:58- The ASMR whispering war reel! "The troops are marching, left, right, war is pretty cool, munch, munch"! Hah hah ha ha! That was a good one!
@lorigoshert6667
@lorigoshert6667 2 жыл бұрын
The stuff of nightmares for someone with misophonia
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
You know, six years ago, when you told me that Tik-Tok will be used to monitor the Russian military movement into the Ukraine, I would've laughed you out of the room. Thanks to Clownigula, that doesn't sound like the most ridiculous thing to ever happen anymore.
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 2 жыл бұрын
6 years ago if someone told you about Tik Tok, they'd be from the future because Tik Tok didn't exist yet
@mattep74
@mattep74 2 жыл бұрын
So the next time russia mobilises they will shut down internet
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
@@cleverusername9369 even more reason to laugh them out of the room.
@PistonHonda87
@PistonHonda87 2 жыл бұрын
They don’t monitor anything. The military has drones and satellites. The best/worst this does is spread panic, which is currently making people in Russia laugh.
@ricksimon9867
@ricksimon9867 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamepapa1211 Six years ago was 2016. In 2014, so even two years before that, people posted videos of the war is Eastern Ukraine on youtube and elswhere. So ... eight-year coma? Congrats on waking up!
@debbiedezwaan1563
@debbiedezwaan1563 2 жыл бұрын
Canadian here. I live in a rural area however the cancer is spreading. I was the target of a rabid trucker supporter yesterday for daring to have a different opinion of the way they're gong about this. Rabid!! I found myself yelling back so I left the situation asap. I couldn't believe I was stuck in a trumper-like movie reel - smfh.
@tomb613
@tomb613 2 жыл бұрын
As an American I apologize for the Trumpy sickness crossing the border into Canada. The trumpyvirus is a frightening mental health problem and I would not wish it upon my worse enemy and certainly don't want to wish it upon the beautiful country of Canada... Good luck!!!
@akifiskandar4186
@akifiskandar4186 2 жыл бұрын
Visit some international news KZfaq channels the comment section are full of rabid supporters of the Truckers protesters. One of them is an Indian news channel called WION which seems to attract people with a righthist leaning view. And most Indians I see in the comments seem to support the protest.
@samanthageorge6447
@samanthageorge6447 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you’re safe! Sorry you have to deal with that i hope you have a great rest of your week!
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын
Man, you never give the Internet a write-in option. Congrats to Movie McMovieface on the win.
@VictoriaAlfredSmythe
@VictoriaAlfredSmythe 2 жыл бұрын
i have seen this movie before: melania is in for a shock when she tries to pawn her “jewels”.
@marshmallowdiptaco
@marshmallowdiptaco 2 жыл бұрын
8:07 I want to hear the rejected jokes on that bit
@mcdjinn6975
@mcdjinn6975 2 жыл бұрын
Something about starving Irish, maybe.
@paulakeller3413
@paulakeller3413 2 жыл бұрын
Wow 😲 Colbert was on fire 🔥 in this show. Thanks to his writers. The H&R Cell Block, The Tiger Teams, The Car-A-Lago joke. The Tic Tok War, The HUSH 🤫 HUSH Royal Scandals, Canadians Truck 🚛🚒 Blocks & Others.
@sshza2143
@sshza2143 2 жыл бұрын
and homer, d'oh.🤣🥂😁✌😎
@TimmyB1867
@TimmyB1867 2 жыл бұрын
Yes Stephen, they are all within canoe distance of one another. It may take you two months, but you can canoe the whole way, if you don't mind the portage across the Rockies. Also Maple Flavoured Nutjobs is now my new favourite term for them.
@this_hive
@this_hive 2 жыл бұрын
Props to the writers room on this one! lots of quick quips, you're always so on point with great material and this one was no different! Now let me have my hockey stick, I'm going to need it!
@nancythomas6447
@nancythomas6447 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 this is why I simply love you Mr Colbert, your timing is impeccable!
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 жыл бұрын
I guess the accountants are tired of all the torn up papers and fishing pieces from the toilet!
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 жыл бұрын
Separating it from all the leftover McDonald’s….ungh
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168 Bad imagery! No!
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 2 жыл бұрын
@Tony Lee Correction: Separating it from all the DIGESTED McDonald's...
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 2 жыл бұрын
@@istdochallesegal3427 you think any of it gets digested. Figured you have to chew for that not just Hoover it up
@batgurrl
@batgurrl 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen’s monologue’s just get better and better. The ASMR news reel was genius. Yet another great grey suit plus a fantastic tie.
@humanonearth1
@humanonearth1 2 жыл бұрын
I get Colbert's Canada bit, but you might want to consider. Almost half of the millions to support the Canadian version of Jan. 6 came from the USA.
@deborahanntaylor375
@deborahanntaylor375 2 жыл бұрын
and as a Canadian, I find this frightening and disturbing.
@cindypomerleau950
@cindypomerleau950 2 жыл бұрын
These radicals think they're above the law. We don't know them. Lol.
@johnsilver8059
@johnsilver8059 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, most Americans don’t know that there are different parts of Mexico, the UK, or Germany either.
@krejados1
@krejados1 2 жыл бұрын
The CIA has been covertly infiltrating and influencing sovereign nations around the world for decades, sometimes violently.
@Tubepoacher
@Tubepoacher 2 жыл бұрын
@@krejados1 this wasn't the cia
@privatehand
@privatehand 2 жыл бұрын
God DAMN his writers are good!
@summerbrewster5555
@summerbrewster5555 2 жыл бұрын
The camera panning right to Jon's face at the end of the Twitter joke was hilarious. Jon looked truly terrified. 🤣
@an882
@an882 2 жыл бұрын
They rehearse that, do you not know this?
@summerbrewster5555
@summerbrewster5555 2 жыл бұрын
@@an882 yes Stephen practices everyday on Jon to nail down that easy going repertoire & nonchalant laughter they have with each other.
@lennythecleaner
@lennythecleaner 2 жыл бұрын
Why did they pan to Jon after saying butt burger pimp 420? 😐
@GarretGrayCamera
@GarretGrayCamera 2 жыл бұрын
It's a cut not a pan.
@benjaminshepard
@benjaminshepard 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a little disappointed in Stephen, to have doxxed Jon during the monologue. It's so much classier to do that off-handedly during an interview.
@lapsode
@lapsode 2 жыл бұрын
Waited many years for Canada to make a segment in this.... not the segment I'm proud of at all. Let's all get our hockey sticks out!
@yvonnetomenga5726
@yvonnetomenga5726 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has seen my share of living in a van videos, I wouldn't mind watching Car-a-Lardo trying to cope.
@Pixeleyes
@Pixeleyes 2 жыл бұрын
Never felt so old as the moment I realized Colbert knows more about TikTok than I do.
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure one of his writers is knowledgeable about it and is paid to explain it to him like he's using email for the first time.
@tedcoop4392
@tedcoop4392 2 жыл бұрын
If it helps, I think it's highly probable that you know more about TikTok than I do, and I'm a few years younger than Colbert.
@poettramp2688
@poettramp2688 2 жыл бұрын
Missed this man. Was a rough week without him.
@thedirty530
@thedirty530 2 жыл бұрын
Always is!
@shannon3944
@shannon3944 2 жыл бұрын
Omg...⚘⚘AGREE💯
@aubrey1633
@aubrey1633 2 жыл бұрын
I go through Colbert withdrawal that neither Jimmy's can fix lol
@edman629
@edman629 2 жыл бұрын
No kidding
@arpitpawar370
@arpitpawar370 2 жыл бұрын
U mean this dud?
@Daymickey
@Daymickey 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way he said I’m 57.
@carolmiller5713
@carolmiller5713 2 жыл бұрын
I said for years - TFG is no billionaire, likely barely a millionaire. And soon, maybe part of the 99%.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone with hair like that cannot be rich.
@shem8560
@shem8560 2 жыл бұрын
This Expert using tiktok to track troops is a mad genius
@davidgoodman7595
@davidgoodman7595 2 жыл бұрын
His name is bruteforce.
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright 2 жыл бұрын
_This Expert using tiktok to track troops is a mad genius_ Unless it's just Putin using TikTok - like he uses all social media - for his own purposes (in this case, ramping up fear in Ukraine).
@robertbruce2840
@robertbruce2840 2 жыл бұрын
🔥 🌋🔥 🌋 🔥🌋 🔥 Stephens writers are on fire tonight! 🔥 🌋🔥 🌋 🔥🌋 🔥
@chha6439
@chha6439 2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Colbert the king of comedy. Love him so much.. what a great man…
@jiukumite
@jiukumite 2 жыл бұрын
I'm waitin' to vote for the man!
@catherinefisher8534
@catherinefisher8534 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, he really seems to be a good, decent, man with a fantastic sense of humor 👏
@JLF201
@JLF201 2 жыл бұрын
I'm ready to transition from the "could be bad for Trump" stories to the actual consequences of his actions.
@tomk4t
@tomk4t 2 жыл бұрын
Idk what's taking so long. Unless they aren't finding anything?
@squishydevil
@squishydevil 2 жыл бұрын
Getting old isn’t it?
@KertaDrake
@KertaDrake 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomk4t Could also be a case of "Holy ****! We've never seen one person commit so many crimes! Someone call Guinness, we've got a record for 'em!"
@tomk4t
@tomk4t 2 жыл бұрын
@@KertaDrake Surely they would've arrested and convicted them by now right?
@oldgods6039
@oldgods6039 2 жыл бұрын
You don't have to be old not to know what's going on in TikTok.
@sethborne
@sethborne 2 жыл бұрын
You just need a relatively average adult IQ. (Not adjusting for age).
@zgeist2861
@zgeist2861 2 жыл бұрын
Right there with ya
@patrickgrannus7886
@patrickgrannus7886 2 жыл бұрын
Watchmaking. Just look at the name.😄
@seanryan3020
@seanryan3020 2 жыл бұрын
But it helps.
@atiredfloridian777
@atiredfloridian777 2 жыл бұрын
Awwwwwww, they broke up with You Know Coup on Valentine's Day. Dropped him for a hotter client at that. That's gotta sting.
@id10t98
@id10t98 2 жыл бұрын
Breaking News! This just in-Ariana Grande announces Mazars as her new accounting firm.🤣
@smartiee74
@smartiee74 2 жыл бұрын
Funny monologue!!! The writing was on point!!!👍🏾👍🏾
@alex35agm
@alex35agm 2 жыл бұрын
If it was aTik Tok war it would only last about thirty seconds,which is the attention span of people using Tik Tok.
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 2 жыл бұрын
I don't have hope that the Trumps will ever see real justice, but I'll settle for unending desperation and lifelong legal troubles for them, in return for what they've done to our country.
@raptango_na6199
@raptango_na6199 2 жыл бұрын
You mean low unemployment, taxes and inflation?
@deliciousgroove
@deliciousgroove 2 жыл бұрын
We can hope.
@elizabethstewart12
@elizabethstewart12 2 жыл бұрын
I was pondering how many lives Trump has ruined or terminated during his lifetime as a pampered, insulated, moronic criminal sociopath.
@tonib.3016
@tonib.3016 2 жыл бұрын
@@raptango_na6199 your mango stained overlord can thank Obama for inheriting all of that. Besides the low taxes for the 1%...the rest of us got screwed after a couple years.
@raptango_na6199
@raptango_na6199 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonib.3016 actually no. All you liberals say this with no evidence whatsoever to back it up. So how did Obama deliver the 2019 economy three years after leaving office? You dont know. Obama had nothing to do with it.
@Deseis
@Deseis 2 жыл бұрын
Sir, I'm a Canadian, and you made me laugh so loudly and suddenly I scared my cat. You owe my cat an "I'm soorrey".
@gm9075
@gm9075 2 жыл бұрын
Can I just say that as a Brit that royal dungeon joke was brilliant...oh and just to add, the media in the UK are stating that the Prince Andrew settlement was for £12 million....
@ClayLoomis1958
@ClayLoomis1958 2 жыл бұрын
I think that's roughly 15 million dollars. Yeah, I'd shut up about some surprise butt sex too, for that kind of money.
@aljoschalong625
@aljoschalong625 2 жыл бұрын
"Prince" Andrew buying his way out of his mess shows once again: If you just have money, you get a different justice. The signal for wealthy sex-offenders: Go ahead!
@DE-xt7jv
@DE-xt7jv 2 жыл бұрын
I knew Prince Andrew would end this way.
@timothydavis9181
@timothydavis9181 2 жыл бұрын
They should pay the money AND go to jail. That would be justice. Almost all criminal penalties state "a fine, imprisonment or both"
@ClayLoomis1958
@ClayLoomis1958 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure O.J. Simpson would agree.
@petem.3719
@petem.3719 2 жыл бұрын
It was a civil case. If he paid his way out of a criminal case, you'd have a point. Civil cases are all about money. Pay now or pay later.
@petem.3719
@petem.3719 2 жыл бұрын
@@timothydavis9181 Why wasn't he charged criminally? That's the question. Settling a civil case isn't getting you out of anything but some extra legal fees maybe.
@Coastal_Ace
@Coastal_Ace 2 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, this "freedom" rally is a freaking ongoing embarrassment.
@PistonHonda87
@PistonHonda87 2 жыл бұрын
Just pretend they are honking for blm
@DesertEagleV
@DesertEagleV 2 жыл бұрын
More embarrassingly we have an idiot PM who are unfit to lead in such hard times.
@davidclark573
@davidclark573 2 жыл бұрын
The disease of the extremist right wing republicans in the USA spread to Canada.
@Coastal_Ace
@Coastal_Ace 2 жыл бұрын
@@DesertEagleV He's far from perfect but I'd take Trudeau over trump any day.
@Ottophil
@Ottophil 2 жыл бұрын
@@GarrishChristopherRobin777 or you could just wash your face and not get them
@davidanderson8381
@davidanderson8381 2 жыл бұрын
I think that table tells you everything you need to know about Putin..
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 жыл бұрын
In more than one way. It's up to interpretation at this point.
@JoesCornerstadios
@JoesCornerstadios 2 жыл бұрын
Lease he has a table, i am just a poor american
@WublicIndecency
@WublicIndecency 2 жыл бұрын
Putin: I didn't try to start the war... It just happened.
@cindypomerleau950
@cindypomerleau950 2 жыл бұрын
Being the germaphobe I'm surprised he doesn't have his guests encased in plexiglass.
@Junksaint
@Junksaint 2 жыл бұрын
He's not as smart as some give him credit lol
@armusc757
@armusc757 2 жыл бұрын
Lets treat truckers like pro sports players: "Shut up and drive"
@geoffreylogsdon162
@geoffreylogsdon162 2 жыл бұрын
It would be amazing, after all of the nefarious shit Rump has done, that he might go down for tax fraud. Like, oh, l don't know, Al Capone? At least Capone had some class.
@DavidBagga
@DavidBagga 2 жыл бұрын
“Probably smart not to trust Vlad on this one. Dudes like him never pull out when they say they will.” Lmao thx for all the laughter Stephen 😂😂
@toad4ever103
@toad4ever103 2 жыл бұрын
Hope he's paying his writer's good money cause this was a great one tonight.
@sarahwbs
@sarahwbs 2 жыл бұрын
This shows just how little Stephen knows about Canadians. Canadians know never to approach a goose armed only with a hockey stick. Basically just... never approach a goose. Those things are fucking crazy!
@BdR76
@BdR76 2 жыл бұрын
7:10 "Whatever is hot in Celsius" see it's funny because America, Guam and Micronesia still use Fahrenheit 😆🤣 lol
@GrandmaCathy
@GrandmaCathy 2 жыл бұрын
Yep. They tried to teach us in the 80's and gave up. I went to an auto parts store and the young person behind the counter informed me metic and standard sockets are the same. 🤦‍♀️
@twiztedsynz
@twiztedsynz 2 жыл бұрын
I'll admit, I cringed at the start of the Canadian part, and yet, it's still so funny and true. Also, we're sorry this continues to be a thing.
@hmq9052
@hmq9052 2 жыл бұрын
Canada has such a good reputation abroad. In Europe, for example. But the truck thing. Yep. Embarrassing
@herestobeingalibra9515
@herestobeingalibra9515 2 жыл бұрын
It'll get better.
@swistedfilms
@swistedfilms 2 жыл бұрын
If only they put Lt. Guy Lapointe on the job! Those truckers would've been run out a long time ago! And if you don't know who Lt. Guy Lapointe is then you should Google the Canadian strategic maple syrup reserve heist! He's a true Canadian hero! If I ever meet him I want to treat him to some T Ho's!
@twiztedsynz
@twiztedsynz 2 жыл бұрын
@@Henry-W-Schlemmer I know several Gords, including my brother :P
@Kreepie11
@Kreepie11 2 жыл бұрын
@@Henry-W-Schlemmer you talking about Gord Downie? The guy that Kingston has now renamed everything to and that fought for Indigenous reconciliation? Yeah, I'd say he's pretty well known.
@inkyhobbit7787
@inkyhobbit7787 2 жыл бұрын
"That joke was rewritten several times and those were the two least disturbing things we could think of." :')
@birbluv9595
@birbluv9595 2 жыл бұрын
The “stack of old New Yorkers War” cuts pretty close to home.
@christianking9356
@christianking9356 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who once lived in a car, it’s too good for him. Jail sounds like a better alternative.
@vash121086
@vash121086 2 жыл бұрын
The more damage that Trump receives the better it is for our country.
@sliceofdeeptish7498
@sliceofdeeptish7498 2 жыл бұрын
It's so nice to see all the garbage that Trump tried to hide in the closet fall out and on his face.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda thankful that he didn't croak from Covid back then. Now I get to bask in delicious schadenfreude as he frantically tries to flush evidences down toilets and clogging up his eyesore country club's waterworks.
@herestobeingalibra9515
@herestobeingalibra9515 2 жыл бұрын
And it's piling up! Badly. Thank all that is holy that incompetent mouth piece is no longer the president of this nation. The Ukraine would be in full merged war right now and possibly very very occupied.
@greeneyedlady5580
@greeneyedlady5580 2 жыл бұрын
@St Matthew He also abandoned our allies the Kurds and left them to be slaughtered.
@ekibirigeable
@ekibirigeable 2 жыл бұрын
@St Matthew Dude, read some history! When did Obama or Biden start a war in Somalia 🙄? How many U.S. troops died there🤔?
@SusiFroggyPorter
@SusiFroggyPorter 2 жыл бұрын
"Move to Caro-a-lago". Oh what a Pleasant thought.
@Speedster___
@Speedster___ 2 жыл бұрын
Nah Rus-a-lago DT and VP can ride horses shirtless
@mariaangelova8275
@mariaangelova8275 2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait!!
@M0oranshi
@M0oranshi 2 жыл бұрын
Has nobody learned? Letting the internet vote on anything is the worst idea possible. The person who came up with it regarding the Oscars is either a naïve idiot, or a beautiful madman, and I respect both.
@Neojhun
@Neojhun 2 жыл бұрын
Boaty McBoatface ended up being an awesome template for other uses.
@KingKook
@KingKook 2 жыл бұрын
If you believe the "Academy" is going to actually count internet votes, well, I've got a swamp for sale that's just your style. It's a publicity stunt, planned out and pre-decided, probably by the same geniuses who came up with the "No Hosts" format a couple years ago. Geniuses...
@TheJeweledBird
@TheJeweledBird 2 жыл бұрын
@@Neojhun Lol, McBoatface was the first thing that came to mind when Stephen said that.
@swistedfilms
@swistedfilms 2 жыл бұрын
@@Neojhun You beat me to it. And I agree. Letting the internet vote on things isn't always a disaster.
@patriciaevins6267
@patriciaevins6267 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed....Who remembers "Boaty McBoat Face" ? lol
@sinchula1
@sinchula1 2 жыл бұрын
Creative writers above all excellent delivery..@Stephen Colbert
@lloydcollins6337
@lloydcollins6337 2 жыл бұрын
The whole long table thing Putin does is a power tactic - it's at the end of a very long office too so you have to walk across a massive room to get to the desk, which makes you feel small. Stalin did it, Hitler did it, the Kims do it in Korea etc.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
No, it means he has no need for interpreters...think about it.
@wildflower1397
@wildflower1397 2 жыл бұрын
Many leaders have used taller desks or chairs, to make the other person feel small. Like a child sitting before the schoolmaster, lol.
@gees6716
@gees6716 2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine "Van-Don" living on the road and still being protected by Secret Service Agents. How crazy will it get. GEE S. from Germany
@NinjaBeast06
@NinjaBeast06 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Stephan, you may make fun of us Canadian's, but these are just our right wing nuts....most of us are against the convoy. But at least we don't have a Trump, a Bobert, or a DeSantis lol
@lorrainekopp6504
@lorrainekopp6504 2 жыл бұрын
Right?
@samanthageorge6447
@samanthageorge6447 2 жыл бұрын
Lol!! I wish we had less idiots here in america
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright 2 жыл бұрын
_But at least we don't have a Trump, a Bobert, or a DeSantis_ Would you _like_ some? We have plenty of extra idiots to send your way - our gift to you. :)
@flapkatt6094
@flapkatt6094 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, and some of US are envious of your good fortune. I'd trade you a Treudau for half of a don, junior? Just sayin'.
@NinjaBeast06
@NinjaBeast06 2 жыл бұрын
@@flapkatt6094 LOL I don't blame you at all. We watch the Crazy republicans like a reality tv show. But I wont be too hard on ya because it looks like we have our own right wing nut jobs here too... I honestly miss Obama, it was good to have such a good leader next door to our country. Hope you guys take the Trumps down.
@timothyward6644
@timothyward6644 2 жыл бұрын
Dude's like him don't pull out when they say they will pull out. Amazing writing.
@JenMistress
@JenMistress 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as many of us women know, don't 100% trust a guy when he says he'll pull out, until it actually happens. 😉😂🤣
@blindsightedkill
@blindsightedkill 2 жыл бұрын
Just Get on the pill 🙄
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 жыл бұрын
@@blindsightedkill An IUD is safer in my case; the pill almost killed me due to the Laiden Factor V mutation they tested me for when I was hospitalized for pulmonary embolism. So, no. The guy has to do his part as well.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 2 жыл бұрын
@@Echo81Rumple83 Holy shit, I'm sorry to hear about that. Terrifying. But yeah, it is a team effort. If one is not a team player, they better be doing it alone.
@MrJimheeren
@MrJimheeren 2 жыл бұрын
I use this very modern thing called a condom. Works pretty need
@blu5018
@blu5018 2 жыл бұрын
@@blindsightedkill Birth control isn't covered by all insurances, can be expensive, and it can take years to find one that works for you. Not only that but they fuck up your hormones. If you're unlucky then you can get one that just doesn't work for you and it fucks you up. That's at least 2 weeks of your life getting it in and out of your system along with side effects. I had a really bad reaction to one of mine while I was still in school and that's a couple of month of my life just gone. Imagine if guys just wore condoms.
@Mousezilla
@Mousezilla 2 жыл бұрын
Ok but now I want to hear the other things they came up with for the "dungeon of forbidden secrets" joke.
@joenisnapje712
@joenisnapje712 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully the tiger teams anticipates both the crouching bear’ AND a hidden dragon 😉
@knucklehead5487
@knucklehead5487 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Canadian and I approve those jokes... eh.
@amcmartin
@amcmartin 2 жыл бұрын
Soon Trump won't have enough money to support Eric through elementary school
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 2 жыл бұрын
Whoa whoa whoa. He hasn't even reached pre-school yet. Talk about jumping the gun.
@seanstoyroom7274
@seanstoyroom7274 2 жыл бұрын
I thought Eric was still in diapers.
@ClayLoomis1958
@ClayLoomis1958 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, schools for "special" kids cost more money.
@TS-zc4gg
@TS-zc4gg 2 жыл бұрын
This is all a political game and yet another divisive investigation by the democrats. This will waste tax payers money, further divide the American people and achieve absolutely nothing. Nothing will eventuate. Trust me! Could you imagine the hysteria in the media if Russia was about to invade Ukraine and North Korea were setting off missiles with Trump in office? The media is deranged - too busy trying to frame Trump and not addressing things for what they are.. Biden Compared 1/6 to 9/11 and Pearl Harbour!! That’s an unforgivable insult to all the victims and their families of these two “real” colossal events. The BLM riots are a comparison; not the two worst acts of mass murder and war on the American people that killed thousands of US civilians and servicemen/women. You realise how many people died as a result of the BLM riots? 25! Not to mention the costs to repair public property and the costs to businesses that were looted and destroyed.. That was absolutely disgusting but you fools will sweep these events under the carpet because you know the blood is on your hands. The future generations will look back on us as being corrupt and delusional. I’m so ashamed. What else on Je Je Joe? -the media celebrated when he lasted an hour in a media scrum.. He’s the president and these are the things people celebrate with this clown. Yes, that’s the standard! -Compared George Floyd with Martin Luther King -Defund the police mess - no staff to protect our streets -all time high intentional law enforcement staff murders -Build back better collapse -All-time high in crime nationally. 2021 closed with most homicides ever in history -Evidence of him and his son doing backhand deals - not to mention the quid pro quo with Ukraine. There’s No surprise Russia sniffing around the border getting ready to invade -vaccine mandate will be rejected by high court -Afghanistan embarrassment - abandoning your allies like rats. The people who have stood by the US through thick and thin. What a Dog act and a representation of a coward -Inflation is the worst in 40 years -Can’t remember the Australian prime minister name -Killed power Independence - fuel prices -Ruined relations with France over submarines deal -Russian border about irrupt into war and are likely to invade Ukraine & Kazakhstan -he basically gave Russia the green light to invade -The US Mexican border is a humanitarian crisis -Covid completely unmanaged - no testing kits and new heights of infection -Chicago education collapse -No follow up on the origin / cause of Covid.. Who is accountable for this global mess? Too afraid of the truth Mr President? -China about to invade Taiwan -Sick obsession with sniffing kids hair LA has basically legalized shop lifting for gods sake!!!!!! Tell me I’m not going crazy and it’s normal to use money to pay for things still!! We now even have American athletes choosing to represent China due to their distaste of America. This was once unheard of. Sadly this president and friends have acted on trump derangement syndrome rather than the greater good for Americans and the world. It’s just sad. That 1/6 “insurrection” speech was purely political and was only meant to be divisive. This is the uniting president? No…. He’s just a joke. Literally… a joke. That was a day that some people believed in something enough to protest and it unfortunately went too far. There’s no conspiracy. So stop contaminating people’s minds with this “insurrection” rubbish. No one takes the old man seriously, he’s dodgy and senile; meanwhile China and Russia alre aggressively pushing their agendas knowing America can’t and won’t do anything about it. Biden is weak and so is America while he is in the white-house. We are watching a once “great nation”, get divided and slip down the drain. The US is no longer the force it once was and absolutely not the leader of the free world anymore. Not even your closest allies have faith you are by their side. All you Trump obsessed democrats; compare Biden’s score sheet to Trump (up to now in their term) CNN can’t re-engineer those facts. Trump was a reasonable president and you will never admit that. You have become paralyzed by an evil form of Atychiphobia when Trump is around. You lose any moral compass and are willing to distort the the truth while killing a great democracy… It’s about winning power at all costs no matter if America dies. It’s so ironic, a few years ago the dems fabricated this “Russian collusion” nonesense and completely screwed the government in doing so. Americans suffered, the country divided and Trumps term had a cloud over it, because of a baseless conspiracy made up by his political opposition. There was constant politically driven impeachment rubbish which did no one any good. Very bitter sentiments were born then and there. Now, yes now.. The Russians are actually invading other countries and Biden is turning a blind eye. Seems like Crimea during the Obama era all over again. Funny that! We all know the democrats are the real criminals but constantly use smoke and mirrors in the media to deflect their misdeeds. Look at Joe’s Ukrainian “quid pro quo”- that was actually recorded on video - he boasted about it. Or Obama’s Russian “I’ve got an election coming up”… Mind blowing stuff! And here we are now questioning the legitimacy of the next election. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN ACCUSING TRUMP OF!!!! This is all a complete disaster and the country continues to go backward!!! The only thing Biden has done is reverse Trump policy when they were the best things going for the US. Go figure??? How are you not embarrassed? Denial? Trump derangement? Name one good thing this guy has done? I challenge you. It’s all backward!
@SayAhh
@SayAhh 2 жыл бұрын
@@TS-zc4gg no need. Everyone knew Trump lost tons of money opening (and bunkrupting) his casinos. Where were you when Republicans wasted taxpayers money over every Benghazi hearing? If you're going to call out democrats, then at least call out republicans. Oh wait, let me guess: you are libertarian and you have called them both out. Then how about voting for legalizing and decriminalizing weed at the federal level?
@gopalahebert7511
@gopalahebert7511 2 жыл бұрын
Formerly known as Prince ... Andrew was de-royal'ed .. un-prince'd .. disavowed , was it not?
@qpunk1
@qpunk1 2 жыл бұрын
the stupid thing is the russian troops are stationed on average 12 miles from boarder and they left the base and where even closer because of training. but they finished and returned to the base that's 12 miles away. so this is so pointless to call it a withdrawal, it might as well be a lie.
@wilderjai
@wilderjai 2 жыл бұрын
I get triggered by boarder. Maybe it was my waterboarding or that i went to boarding school but after 4 years of BORDER walls and two weeks at the Canadian BORDER can we all agree to spell it correctly. /🤪
@qpunk1
@qpunk1 2 жыл бұрын
@@wilderjai imagne geting upsit abut a singlle leter.
@DE-xt7jv
@DE-xt7jv 2 жыл бұрын
I lived 20 years in Germany during the Cold War. I hope this goes the right way.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if the Americans could act with honour. Remember what they did after the Wall came down? Rhet assured Gorbachev NATO would not expand...and then told him "you should have gotten that in writing" when NATO expanded!
@leifharmsen
@leifharmsen 2 жыл бұрын
Sadly Putin has decided to try on being an old skool expansionist aurocrat. It will therefore require tremendous budgets to keep him hemmed in. Hopfully Russians will find a way to choose a leader who cares about improving Russia rather than expanding into other countries.
@JonieBGoode
@JonieBGoode 2 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised he ddnt cover the fact that Gen Z is also leaving hilarious comments on Putin’s IG to not invade Ukraine
@vanessawhitneypro
@vanessawhitneypro 2 жыл бұрын
Gen Z Kids make this Gen X Kid proud and hopeful...
@jalengoode3266
@jalengoode3266 2 жыл бұрын
Putin: amasses troops Tiktok: Daddy chill!
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 жыл бұрын
Give 'em hell, kiddos; this old millennial got your back 👍
@lawrencewatrous8228
@lawrencewatrous8228 2 жыл бұрын
@@jalengoode3266 3l20m
@Chesterfierce
@Chesterfierce 2 жыл бұрын
Putin has an IG??? Of course, why wouldn’t he? Lol
@vickifournier5065
@vickifournier5065 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh ❣️ This is so refreshing to see you back where you belong Steven Colbert, on the Stage in front of an Audience. That Energy has revived that Twinkle in your eyes as the Sarcasm makes me want to scream "Yes, Yes, YES!!" I'd love to be there to feel the Vibes❣️
@ruby11
@ruby11 2 жыл бұрын
The Canadian trucker thing. Sorry, this is really embarrassing, from their backwards pride in thinking an illegal form of protest should be a 2-way conversation with the PM and the mess they’re making of people’s livelihoods - to Trudeau’s bad handling of it from the beginning 3 weeks ago. Not to mention his atrocious placement of words. But at least I’ve developed an appreciation for the 90% of truckers who got vaccinated and who’ve been doing their job.
@johngrayatkinson1214
@johngrayatkinson1214 2 жыл бұрын
Backwards pride ? You obviously don't even know what you're talking about you just go by What mainstream media and talk shows tell you
@owenbloomfield1177
@owenbloomfield1177 2 жыл бұрын
@@johngrayatkinson1214 the old "mainstream media" argument. Get a new one.
@ruby11
@ruby11 2 жыл бұрын
@@johngrayatkinson1214 There you go, you’re showing that backwards pride when you don’t even know what and how much of every angle I’ve listened to.
@cman9373
@cman9373 2 жыл бұрын
Remember the letter openers have the right to appoint alternate winners....LOL
@ghostgunner11
@ghostgunner11 2 жыл бұрын
Damn! I keep forgetting that Merkel isn't chancellor anymore.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
IKR! I so hope she's off on a tropical island somewhere enjoying a mojito or three...
@akinpaws
@akinpaws 2 жыл бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Gotta watch out for the birds though.
@misterderp4566
@misterderp4566 2 жыл бұрын
If the Twitter Oscar movie isn't Man Gets Hit By Football, we riot.
@goblinwisdom
@goblinwisdom 2 жыл бұрын
Mitchell's vs the machines. ( does a raptor claw)
@mcdjinn6975
@mcdjinn6975 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@WestOfEarth
@WestOfEarth 2 жыл бұрын
Or Jackass Forever?
@misterderp4566
@misterderp4566 2 жыл бұрын
@@WestOfEarth Corden suggested that
@seanryan3020
@seanryan3020 2 жыл бұрын
Ngl, I'm rooting for Who's Nailin Palin 5.
@Real28
@Real28 2 жыл бұрын
LOL Love that moment when a joke hits better than he thinks it will. LMAO The Risk reference is PERFECT.
@joegallegos9109
@joegallegos9109 2 жыл бұрын
This segment is comedy gold. Bravo, writers.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, you can't convince me that Putin has NOT had ordered someone assassinated in that room with the long table.
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he did. Maybe he didn't. Anyone who knows certainly isn't going to talk.
@arealperson641
@arealperson641 2 жыл бұрын
“You can’t convince me” is an excellent summary of today’s society
@ianb9028
@ianb9028 2 жыл бұрын
Such a long table... so many empty seats.
@Ottophil
@Ottophil 2 жыл бұрын
@@arealperson641 thats because the people who can be convinced believe misinformation
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 2 жыл бұрын
I thought he did most of his work by windows, where he could push- sorry, where doctors in Russia seem to keep falling from when there’s talk about Covid
@tomsgrexit
@tomsgrexit 2 жыл бұрын
That asmr actually got me, dang it!! 😅
@greenerdays
@greenerdays 2 жыл бұрын
"To whatever's hot in celsius". That's gold, jerry. Gold!
@philiplacey5430
@philiplacey5430 2 жыл бұрын
"Taxidermied Corgies" That was the funniest line I've heard all year.
@twstf8905
@twstf8905 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha This year's Twitter vote Oscar Homer Simpson slowly backing into a bush. 🤣 ( _right_ when I was trying to take a drink of my coffee! ☕)
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 2 жыл бұрын
The "Tik Tok War" is *obviously* referring to the 8th Oz book _Tik-Tok of Oz_ where Tik-Tok the mechanical man is pressed into the service of Queen Ann Soforth to be her army. Duh! -- Sincerely, another old person.
@coltafanan
@coltafanan 2 жыл бұрын
Trump was the greatest president ever! See, Trump, I can say lies too. It’s that easy.
@jc.1191
@jc.1191 2 жыл бұрын
😂 Fair enough
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 жыл бұрын
Do you need counseling after that? If I were to say that, I'd probably die a little inside...
@MrMJmusicLover
@MrMJmusicLover 2 жыл бұрын
😅😅
@playnicechannel
@playnicechannel 2 жыл бұрын
@@Echo81Rumple83 or at the very least need a Silkwood shower
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 2 жыл бұрын
@@Echo81Rumple83 Wait... you mean there are those of us that didn't die inside during his presidency?! Where are these unicorns?
@kendrarathbone5389
@kendrarathbone5389 2 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed watching Stephen have so much fun with the audience
@kimberlycornelius7911
@kimberlycornelius7911 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had that table during divorce proceedings !
@bulliwoody3674
@bulliwoody3674 2 жыл бұрын
@Van Bus Wtf is wrong with you
@MrSomebunny
@MrSomebunny 2 жыл бұрын
There’s such a void on the weeks Steven’s off.
@MrSomebunny
@MrSomebunny 2 жыл бұрын
@The lord hates A coward I just watch his show, why would me learning the proper spelling of his name matter? You think I write him love letters or have his number saved in my phone? I’ve literally never had a need to type out his name before now. And while we’re on the topic of grammar, why is the “a” in your name capitalized? Why isn’t the “L” in “Lord” capitalized? Why are you trolling for something you seem to struggle with more than I do?
@napalmholocaust9093
@napalmholocaust9093 2 жыл бұрын
Give your writers a raise. Then another.
@ForeverMe543
@ForeverMe543 2 жыл бұрын
I wanna hear the more disturbing jokes in the vault next the the head and dogs 😂
@Jadeskorpion
@Jadeskorpion 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Evie for letting us stare at your husband for a while!
@ekingston1694
@ekingston1694 2 жыл бұрын
Who is Evie? Do you mean Sophie?
@Amdisvt
@Amdisvt 2 жыл бұрын
@@ekingston1694 Stephen's wife, her name is Evie
@Scuuurbs
@Scuuurbs 2 жыл бұрын
I saw your comment and got excited for an Evie appearance
@marvinmartion1178
@marvinmartion1178 2 жыл бұрын
trumpy may not get put in prison (where he belongs) but the thought of him broke, living under a bridge, pushing a shoping cart, while mumbling his nonsense sounds good to me!
@shakthidhasan4544
@shakthidhasan4544 2 жыл бұрын
After 9 year that damn accounting firm makes a statement now.....throw them in jail as well.
@Datsunofthebeach
@Datsunofthebeach 2 жыл бұрын
The accountants only deal with the Information supplied by the customer. Go to jail for doing math? Nope.
@cherylyates9845
@cherylyates9845 2 жыл бұрын
@@Datsunofthebeach So i can scribble some numbers on a paper and then use the accounting firms supposed legitimacy to then get all kinds of leverage to further get more fake money, and so on and so on while never doing a thing of value whatsoever other that lying and grifting? Wish I knew this younger, I wouldn't have wasted all that time actually providing work of value. At this point it is obvious to even a person like me that the financial game is rigged and has been for a long, long time. Too late for me but hope for the future generations.
@ATM648
@ATM648 2 жыл бұрын
The Woah Canada segment is just an excuse to make Canadian stereotype jokes, and I'm fine with that
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 2 жыл бұрын
I have Canadian friends that love them. They find them so out there that it is funny. Also, Canadians need to say "Eh" more. I've not once heard one actually say it outside of a joke. 😢
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 2 жыл бұрын
We love you Master Colbert!!
@Dietzbeatz
@Dietzbeatz 2 жыл бұрын
Eww
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dietzbeatz caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror again? I’d say don’t worry, I’m sure someone will love you for your personality, but, yikes
@Dietzbeatz
@Dietzbeatz 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nevertoleave lol you’re into s&m with Colbert too?!?! Eww
@TheUberjammer
@TheUberjammer 2 жыл бұрын
We don't need to canoe from Vancouver to Toronto, we just use the underground ice tunnel network. Don't worry, it's melting too.
@PhoenixProdLLC
@PhoenixProdLLC 2 жыл бұрын
"taxidermied Corgis" Oh Stephen. 😂😂 Don't go to England for awhile. You might start hearing,"Off with his head!" if you're not careful. 😂
@Ti5qu4ntum
@Ti5qu4ntum 2 жыл бұрын
Another great monologue. 🙌🏼
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