All The Nudes That's Fit To Print - The New York Times Has A New Motto
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Күн бұрынStephen Colbert was shocked to wake up today to news that The New York Times is launching 18+ newsletters. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@dmblum1 2 жыл бұрын
"You guys need to start reporting and stop fact-checking this." Probably the lowest level of self-awareness in human history.
@Eurisko229 2 жыл бұрын
God help us
@anthonyhewetson5086 2 жыл бұрын
Idiocracy is here.
@Surge1077 2 жыл бұрын
As a joke, it's hilarious. As a serious statement (which is what was intended), it's beyond lunacy.
@nebulousisgod 2 жыл бұрын
The extremist right has become insanely annoying and stupid since Trump showed up. It’s insane. They’re still attacking CNN exclusively because Trump had such a personal vendetta against them after they reported that he’s a fool. It’s pitiful.
@raymondmejias8071 2 жыл бұрын
OMG 😂😂😱😂😂 God help these idiots,fools, that worship Trump... God help us all too🙏😇
@mgmoody42 2 жыл бұрын
"We were handed a turd...and the turd lost the election". No lies detected.
@miket7763 2 жыл бұрын
Yes she did.
@jamshedirani9187 2 жыл бұрын
@@miket7763 hahahaha I agree, the amount trump whines, cries and moans makes him a woman.
@miket7763 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamshedirani9187 Dude... Third world humor/mentality has no place in a thinking society. What else do you have? A comparison to a dog? Try 4 years of Clinton crying the election was illegitimate, if whining is actually an issue with you.
@JesusRamirez03 2 жыл бұрын
@@miket7763 cry harder 😉
@boarder6246 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. People are still talking about Clinton? Lmao, he probably repeats the “living rent free” x]
@dude37 2 жыл бұрын
"Start reporting this and stop fact checking" is what is said during the orientation meeting to every new intern at Fox News.
@traviskeith3802 2 жыл бұрын
Bull Shit. No one lies more then CNN.
@jaknkee 2 жыл бұрын
And Fox fact-checks EVERYTHING…!🙄
@gladiator-dh5cb 2 жыл бұрын
@@traviskeith3802 I think by bullshit you're referring what's between your ears. I would suggest cotton swabs but the you'd have nothing at all.
@traviskeith3802 2 жыл бұрын
@@gladiator-dh5cb CNN lies all the time Fake gladiator.
@markgiovana8217 2 жыл бұрын
@@traviskeith3802 either provide evidence or shut up
@ChrisAlbertH47 2 жыл бұрын
When confronted about the aid given to Florida by the federal government, Ron DeSatan's reply was _"I didn't ask for it"_ By trying to salvage his dignity, he instead showed his stupidity. Basically admitting that he wasn't behind the attempt to make things better in his state. This the guy you want, Florida?
@fuzzy6006 2 жыл бұрын
And somebody suggested this DeSantis knob is smart?
@ChrisAlbertH47 2 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzy6006 I don't think intelligence factors very highly for Americans when it comes to choosing their elective officials.
@christopherjohns1566 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. This is the guy they want in Florida. They're getting what they voted for and I have no sympathy.
@laurie6123 2 жыл бұрын
To think he is a likely candidate for prez....should be a sequel to dumb and dumber...who gets the lead...desantis or trump?
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
How did that disease ever get elected?
@cleatusbarncoat8642 2 жыл бұрын
Actual sign in Texas: “Get vaccinated, because you can’t count on our power grid to keep your ventilator going.”
@derrickstorm6976 2 ай бұрын
Lmao
@giorgiomauceri410 2 жыл бұрын
Schwarzenegger is absolutely right. Don't whine about having the freedom to not wear a mask. When you live in a society, you have rights AND obligations. And your freedom HAS limits, especially when one of those is that not wearing a simple mask might result in someone losing their greatest right, life.
@mrernest7157 2 жыл бұрын
Thats exactly the problem. Peoples living conditions are being literally raped as if they arent intitled to food and a privat space to live etc. How to have a society under those conditions in the first place nvm masks thats a smokeshow. Americans cheering "screw your freedom", man "this virus" really screwed us up.
@giorgiomauceri410 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrernest7157 there's a line between "personal freedom has limits" and "you don't have the right to food and housing". Saying it's right for people to refuse to give you a service for not complying to medical recommendations that can save lives isn't the same as going "Oh, you can't pay? Then die". And by the way, that's a problem specific to Americans (mainly). In my country we have Healthcare for everyone, we give financial help to thoae that struggle to find a job. It's the USA who forgot about the "pursuit of happiness" part.
@montybrown5410 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrernest7157 Really the problem is anti-vaxxers and Republicans opposing health and safety measures, and disseminating misinformation. If we had united behind the science and taken the appropriate measures, we'd be in full recovery mode, with herd immunity.
@marvinmartion1178 2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately they only care about themselves. It's always me,me,me, my rights!
@michaelawford7325 2 жыл бұрын
@@montybrown5410 Absolutely right. Here in Britain we did have a 3rd spike that turned out to be more of a hump, fuelled mainly by the remaining people who are either doubtful or anti about vaccination getting CoVid. Despite them we have 75% double vaccinated giving us enough herd immunity and low case numbers to allow continued relaxation of rules. Quite incredible to us that at least 30% of you are lapping up obvious and dangerous lies, and that Republican lawmakers are inciting more treason, contrary to their oath of office. What is wrong with you ! ?
@danihesslinger7968 2 жыл бұрын
From Germany: I love watching Colbert's show, because it saves me money for political cabaret shows here, because I can practice my English in a fun way, plus raising my cultural awareness. Plus Stephen is so well-read and intelligent . Refreshing every time - and also makes me glad that I live in Europe😃
@alexanderpbyron 2 жыл бұрын
“Freedom comes with obligations”. Couldn’t have said it better! That’s real freedom
@stevenclevenger9032 2 жыл бұрын
On vacation at my Trumper antivax aunt and I just love playing your show out loud in her living room and laughing my azz off. Thank u sir for helping me help them question what they should already know are all a bunch of lies
@garyberger9257 2 жыл бұрын
"Speaking of California, Florida." Still laughing over here. 😁😁😁🤣🤣
@warlockpaladin2261 2 жыл бұрын
"Screw your freedom, you're a schmuck." --The Terminator
@04beni04 2 жыл бұрын
The irony of the Terminator being the one trying to save lives.
@theultimatereductionist7592 2 жыл бұрын
The Terminator: "Put on a mask and get vaccinated if you want to live."
@hemidas 2 жыл бұрын
Crom laughs at your frredom!
@kremove 2 жыл бұрын
When did Americans forget that with freedom comes responsibility?
@JoeL-go1lu 2 жыл бұрын
When Fox and Rush took over the airwaves.
@maeganevans9463 2 жыл бұрын
Something something, nationalism... something something attack on our education systems for decades...... something something history repeating itself......
@DavidBagga 2 жыл бұрын
I swear even if you’re having a bad day it becomes better when you watch this dudes monologue. Thx for bringing us so much laughter and joy Stephen 👏🏽
@kgames1748 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely he got me through 4 years of trump and 2020 God Bless Steve Colbert 🙏🏿❤🥳👑
@ikazuchioni 2 жыл бұрын
That is so true, I'm having a really bad day and this made me realize my life ain't so bad.
@Yasminescookingshow 2 жыл бұрын
I agree David. Stephen Colberts' monologue gives me life. I get my news from him. I know I should read and pray before bed, but Colbert's mono is right on that list before I rest my eyes at night. Let's not even discuss how I feel when him, Meyers, Fallon, Noah, Kimmel, and Cordon go off the air for 2 weeks at the same time.
@timothydavis9181 2 жыл бұрын
And that's why I think Steven takes too much time off. Ya sure he deserves paid vacations and time off, holidays and what have you, but couldn't he do some kind of time fillers to keep giving the nation something to enjoy?
@somethingclever4563 2 жыл бұрын
I don't watch at night just so I can start my morning with his monologues lol
@1brusco 2 жыл бұрын
Ron White says “ You can’t fix stupid “ ! Delta says “ Hold my Corona “ !
@robertcartier5088 2 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@kenbrown2808 2 жыл бұрын
nicely done.
@Axolotl_Mischief 2 жыл бұрын
You can't fix stupid, but you can kill it.
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, natural selection! If only they didn't take innocent people with them.
@alishamurdock3796 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha‼️🤣😂🤣😂
@cynhanrahan4012 2 жыл бұрын
"Governor who?" is possibly the best quote of the week, and I think I'll remind my state's smoke bomb in chief's twitter account.
@Brett_S_420 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Arnold speak on something, It makes me respect him even more.
@rosecedar8484 2 жыл бұрын
I think he'd gain ground for the next president, as Biden won't be repeated however the thought of a GOP in charge...also thought of Dem's in charge puke! DemsOnly
@codysonic1 2 жыл бұрын
If that happens Simpsons predicted it
@adamgardiner5869 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert and Seth Myers should not be allowed to holiday at the same time. Without these guys the news is just depressing and horrifying, not depressing and horrifying but funny!!
@AS-kp1xu 2 жыл бұрын
Absofukinkootly
@Markle2k 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert doesn't want to distract from the Olympic athletes' time in the spotlight. Seth Myers was preempted by the overnight coverage of the Olympics.
@Darbysmommy 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!!!
@seriouslyjk.7183 2 жыл бұрын
They should both go on holiday, permanently. They're both incorrigible hacks.
@andrewshankweiler4950 2 жыл бұрын
@@seriouslyjk.7183 you need a healthier hobby
@laalaa99stl 2 жыл бұрын
But how will I know it's the real Rudy Giuliani and not Rudy Giuliani Total Landscaping? 😂
@ngirabedechal 2 жыл бұрын
The real one IS a " dildo shop"-- the fake one is just next to one
@jonbus766 2 жыл бұрын
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@devonlockwood1477 2 жыл бұрын
So good!
@etnogamer7073 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know who Stefen's writers are, but he DEFINITELY needs to keep those guys. I'd give'em a raise, too. He's killing it:)
@neilsoulman 2 жыл бұрын
One of his best shows yet imho, writing staff is really in the know and continue to blow my mind!
@amphiferify 2 жыл бұрын
Ariel Dumas is one of 2 co-head writers. She's brilliant - check her out.
@alexkh8774 2 жыл бұрын
Said one of stephens writers
@neilsoulman 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexkh8774 LOL, don't think they really need to toot there own horn! Seriously; sometimes I swear they are psychic, truly have the pulse of the people
@alexkh8774 2 жыл бұрын
@@neilsoulman it’s normal to toot your own horn. Nothing to be ashamed of. I toot my own horn like once a day, sometimes twice.
@johnnylarue6016 2 жыл бұрын
“One is from the Jersey shore, and the other looks like he washed up on the Jersey shore” - priceless!
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 жыл бұрын
Was ON the Jersey Shore, as in the show
@223Drone 2 жыл бұрын
Ventilators wouldn't be needed if basic prevention measures were implemented.
@arcturionblade1077 2 жыл бұрын
Shhhh. Ron DeathSentence doesn't want to hear a blip about truth or facts!
@Marijuanifornia 2 жыл бұрын
Masks and ventilators can be made from weed, and the US legalized weed to make equipment for the military during World War II, so watch *Hemp For Victory* and legalize weed.
@thisbushnell4824 2 жыл бұрын
Which would you rather have on your face? Surgical mask or ventilator?
@elaineburnett5230 2 жыл бұрын
@@thisbushnell4824 more like a ventilator or a bed sheet!
@stephengordon2995 2 жыл бұрын
@@Marijuanifornia I've already opened a hemp company so I won't mind
@truthbetold459 2 жыл бұрын
"Seen here, not buying crack." 😂😂😂😂😂
@maapat1431 2 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious
@husqvarna17 2 жыл бұрын
So good. Also the staring contest with a bowl of soup. 😂😂😂
@qwkimball 2 жыл бұрын
It's weirdly cosmopolitan when an Austrian immigrant throws out a Yiddish insult while speaking English to a Ukrainian-born retired US Army officer.
@JB-pu8ik 2 жыл бұрын
God Bless the USA.
@mrow9999 2 жыл бұрын
I was a little surprised by Gov. Schwarzenegger's use of schmuck, too, but he has lived in the Los Angeles area for over 50 years.
@johannesfischbach4222 2 жыл бұрын
mrow9999 It's also a normal German word. In Germany "Schmock" is used in Daily life. So not very surprising.
@mrow9999 2 жыл бұрын
@@johannesfischbach4222 Das stimmt: heute in unserer Schmuckabteilung gibt es preisgünstige Schmuck! My German is a little rusty but I think that's okay
@DaveLugo79 2 жыл бұрын
Florida: Come for the beaches.....stay because you're on a ventilator.
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
Florida. Fighting the mask mandates, while demanding more ventilators.
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just build a wall around Florida?
@queerbotanicalqueen 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamepapa1211 good idea. Well, technically first we should get all the sane Floridians out. Then build an entire barricade!
@gazz3867 2 жыл бұрын
@@queerbotanicalqueen The guv'ner is a big proponent of "securing the border". That would be right up his alley.
@mawavoy 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamepapa1211 , Yes and extend it straight west, not literally but to include completely all the states, until you reach New Mexico!
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
@@mawavoy the South will DEFINITELY rise again...to get on the ladder.
@eduardovillagomez3675 2 жыл бұрын
6:27 and here we see desantis expertly pull off the most pathetic move in the trump playbook; feigning ignorance about something his government is actively doing. Now the key to this move is to simultaneously show you are clearly lying, while showing off your ineptitude at governance. 10/10 perfect score
@markmh835 2 жыл бұрын
Oh I don't think DeSantis is feigning ignorance. I think he IS ignorant. 😁👍
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing about DenialSantis is "expert"
@jeffbaer5851 2 жыл бұрын
"What is this thing you're .... the Cordoba Violence? The Pomona Silence? How dare you try this "gotcha" journalism on me!!! FAKE NEWS!!" "No, Mr. Governor... the Coronavirus. It's been a thing for over a year now. You've spoken on it several times ---" "NO I HAVEN'T. HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE SMEAR CAMPAIGN AND THE LIBZ CHARACTER ASSASSINATION." "Sir, your own office has now pledged to create a task force to see what it can do about the Delta Variant...." "Deltoid Marian? Now you're just making up names -- is that supposed to be some sort of joke? I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I've never even HEARD of that before in reference to the Covid hoax!" "Wait -- did you just call Covid a hoax?" "Coat in the spokes? Moe gets the jokes? This is fake news, and I won't stand for it..." And there were enough spastics in Florida to elect this floundering fool as their governor. Well, if you can't find a way to ACTUALLY join the Nazi party, do the next best thing, I guess.
@emmaothorell 2 жыл бұрын
The terminator made my day, and that's a sentence I've never said before
@robbiegailh.2076 2 жыл бұрын
This show's clever writing is a medicinal balm to my soul.
@lafierechienne6921 2 жыл бұрын
Governor who? 🔥 Love my President!
@Rebecca-dm5ul 2 жыл бұрын
Damn Schwarzenegger fricking rocks his PSA. Governor who needs to jump into his TARDIS and leave.
@maxwellgraves635 2 жыл бұрын
I love when he slays with a savage as joke and Jon plays a little diddy to accentuate the burn
@PitFriend1 2 жыл бұрын
Ron DeSantis is seriously like Lord Farquaad from Shrek but without the charisma. He’s perfectly happy to have his people die as long as he gets the attention and political points he craves and doesn’t have to risk himself in the process.
@bacardibum 2 жыл бұрын
cuomo killed more with his nursing home fiasco, which they then covered up. you see, when you don't send in covid positive elderly people into nursing homes, fewer people die!
@toddthurmond8401 2 жыл бұрын
@@bacardibum DeSantis also limited the numbers of COVID-19 deaths reported within the nursing homes in the initial infection rates, which is why a whistle blower in the state's health administration was fired. She was only trying to get the truth out there.
@AzureIV 2 жыл бұрын
"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
@murk4552 2 жыл бұрын
@@bacardibum You fools don't think the virus is real meaning, everything about COVID-19 should automatically be fake news.
@bacardibum 2 жыл бұрын
@@murk4552 i never said it wasn't real. but i'll take my chances with a 99.5% possibility of survival
@cheeseonyomama 2 жыл бұрын
That Mississippi counting joke was absolutely savage. Classic Colbert Report type material 😂😂😂
@WalterDelph 2 жыл бұрын
Lee weasel see gnu R
@unvergebeneid 2 жыл бұрын
The one at 2:50? How was it savage?
@cheeseonyomama 2 жыл бұрын
@@unvergebeneid explaining jokes makes them not funny, and makes you look foolish lol
@cheeseonyomama 2 жыл бұрын
@@WalterDelph you writing a new Minions movie?
@unvergebeneid 2 жыл бұрын
@@cheeseonyomama I just wasn't sure if I missed some hidden meaning.
@GhostOnTheHalfShell 2 жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him, the one thing Schwarzenegger is always refreshing, he has no compunction driving a tank over foolishness.
@carolynworthington8996 2 жыл бұрын
Yep…and right now, I’m kinda loving him.
@shantoreywilkins651 2 жыл бұрын
🎯 #yep
@jonbus766 2 жыл бұрын
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@JoRiver11 2 жыл бұрын
It was such a great clip, I had to go back and watch it again.
@graceonfilmsnstuff 2 жыл бұрын
the only republican who managed to remain human since Lincoln
@maxdoubt5219 2 жыл бұрын
I recall the good ol' days when "Delta" used to be just eroded buildup where a river meets the sea. :-(
@christopherjohns1566 2 жыл бұрын
Or an airline.
@alexwarner6111 2 жыл бұрын
@@christopherjohns1566 or an Australian pop singer
@sparkysmalarkey 2 жыл бұрын
". . . Start reporting and stop fact checking!" Yeah, ok bud, we will get riiiiight on that.
@marysmith8638 2 жыл бұрын
this coming from a guy who has his hat on backwards. ugh.
@rgwak 2 жыл бұрын
DeSantis is an insult to all the hard-working Florida Man's out there trying to make it.
@beverleybender2545 2 жыл бұрын
Work to vote him out. He wants to be President. Send him to the swamp.
@jonbus766 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gK-ooLWE2tDId4E.html
@Tuturial464 2 жыл бұрын
Send him to the closest cemetery
@Kampela99 2 жыл бұрын
Terminator comes for Desantis... Arnold is rare republican - He have brains and he DARE use them!!!
@simonfrederiksen104 2 жыл бұрын
Ronnie imitating Donnie - Just you wait and see Ronnie's gonna declare bankruptcy any minute now.
@terri200 2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that they need ventilators, but the governor can't even say thank you! Do you want these Republicans in office for you?🤨🤔 Actually he sounds like Daffy Duck in his response!!🤨🤔
@seymourbutts9085 2 жыл бұрын
It's wabbit season !!!
@tlouiseallen9302 2 жыл бұрын
That certainly was one helluva a stutter 😏. Th-the-tha-that’s all f-f-folks !
@laurendoe168 2 жыл бұрын
What's even worse is that DeathSantis says he never requested them. I wouldn't be surprised if he fired whoever did.
@philgroves7694 2 жыл бұрын
He stammered so much, because he was caught off-guard, and KNOWS how irrational and inhumane he is being. Ronnie KNOWS he's abetting the deaths of people - his constituents - and he just doesn't care. But deep-down, he's horribly ashamed and embarrassed.
@potaterjim 2 жыл бұрын
That's right wing politics in a nutshell for you: refuse to acknowledge the benefits of socialism, claim said benefits are really the result of capitalism Or put another way, claim you built yourself with your own two hands, refuse to thank you neighbor for his help
@kenttm42 2 жыл бұрын
"We were handed a turd..." and then Stephen articulates the very thought I'm having!
@sylvain-paulcote5470 2 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes you start out practising law and end up as a video birthday clown!" Brilliant!
@phyllisseidl9117 2 жыл бұрын
"Screw your freedumb" 👍
@cherylhannon8673 2 жыл бұрын
The Terminator has spoken. Good for Arnold.
@gazz3867 2 жыл бұрын
Go with him if you want to live.
@franklin9400 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, a man who came here for freedom, became extremely wealthy enjoying that freedom, still doesn't leave because he loves the freedom we have and says screw you're freedom if something might affect him.
@vapx0075 2 жыл бұрын
@@franklin9400 he's thinking of everyone, you're only thinking of yourself
@Marijuanifornia 2 жыл бұрын
After 600K dead, he finally decided to use his celebrity status to make a KZfaq video to encourage people to do the very least that they can possibly do. He's so strong and brave, like Caitlyn Jenner.
@fuzzy6006 2 жыл бұрын
@@franklin9400 You're a selfish fool. Arnold went to the U.S. for freedom?? Since when was Austria not a free country? And regarding freedom, there are certain limits to it no matter where you go, it's called living in a modern society and takes the general well-being of the population into consideration. For example, you don't have the freedom to shoot someone that pisses you off. That said, we're in the middle of a pandemic where the United States is the world leader in the number of deaths. Pretty sad considering third world countries, including India with four times the population, are doing better and thanks to ignorant narcissists like yourself, that won't be changing soon.
@bennieparker722 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert is such a delight! His delivery is so perfect, just laugh all the way! Thank you!
@y_fam_goeglyd 2 жыл бұрын
I'm getting to love Arnie and Joe Biden more and more 😂
@mred9361 2 жыл бұрын
ME TOO !
@briankocheraabcdt4628 2 жыл бұрын
"the turd lost the election" It's worth repeating again!
@cheeseonyomama 2 жыл бұрын
I'm only 5 minutes in and goddamn is this fire! They're really firing on all cylinders tonight! 😂
@TheBrianna1431 2 жыл бұрын
It sounds like his in-person audience missed all the good jokes Stephen was throwing at them.
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they've just been getting better!
@applecrumble8625 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheBrianna1431 they can’t handle the heat 😂
@erikschaepers 2 жыл бұрын
" We were handed a turd.." HAHAHA can't beat this!!
@canoegirl6335 2 жыл бұрын
How the ‘F’ did Ron DeSantis ever get elected?
@rex-racer 2 жыл бұрын
I’d love to have someone like Jon be nearby throughout my day to play a few random notes on the piano every time I mime putting something down
@johnwattdotca 2 жыл бұрын
How about every time you picked up an instrument and sang a song?
@jonbus766 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gK-ooLWE2tDId4E.html
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
What is this nonsense? Piano playing? Those are the sounds that invisible props make.
@faithlesshound5621 2 жыл бұрын
I hope Colbert recognises that his accompanist won an Oscar for his music.
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
@@faithlesshound5621 It has been mentioned, yes.
@HankScorpio1982 2 жыл бұрын
Arnold should have said you'll get covid, and you won't be back
@SuperLeica1 2 жыл бұрын
Good one!!!
@alishamurdock3796 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha….good one‼️
@2010Bla 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine a bodybuilder who turned into an action movie star with sometimes just a few lines in a 2 hour movie is now an intellectual in the US, compared especially to the bigger part of his own party. Well said, Arnie!
@kevinhunter7581 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget he was also a governor. Fun fact, the original predator movie has two governors.
@rsmith02 2 жыл бұрын
He was always a very smart and savvy guy though. Watch his TV interviews going back to the early '80s.
@margotp.6291 2 жыл бұрын
You seem to oversee a lot that this man has accomplished. But I suppose it's just a try to make a whitty commitment gone terribly wrong 🤔😑🧐
@williamcortelyou9072 2 жыл бұрын
@Danny's Serdynskis Are... Are you trying to make a joke? Because that made no sense at all. Try again...?
@kindsprit4039 2 жыл бұрын
“SMOKEBOMB !” Is my new favorite go to!!!
@rumman39 2 жыл бұрын
maybe those who refuse a vaccine should be willing to sign a waiver refusing a ventilator if they come down with covid?
@CobaltContrast 2 жыл бұрын
Last thing nurses need who don't get paid well and ambulance workers who don't get hazard pay should be to exposed to more danger.
@culvuil 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely 💯
@culvuil 2 жыл бұрын
Why do we spend tax money on these goons
@culvuil 2 жыл бұрын
Unless they have a legitimate reason which can be proven - for instance, a history of allergic reactions or certain medical conditions
@franklin9400 2 жыл бұрын
But I thought y'all guys were lefties. This would be a policy that overwhelming affects black and brown people if we are going by population % which is the stat you guys constantly use. Wouldn't that make you a racist?
@Dannie-My0wnReality 2 жыл бұрын
“Screw your freedom” 😂 amen!!! “Your freedom comes with responsibilities” yessss!!!! Finally someone saying EXACTLY what is needed. I’ve never been more in love with Arnold Schwarzenegger 🖤🖤🖤
@franklin9400 2 жыл бұрын
My freedom comes with no responsibility to protect others. You can trip over my foot tomorrow and hurt yourself. Does that mean we shouldn't be allowed to walk, because we put our neighbors at risk doing so? Should we ban all cars, because there is a risk I could hit my neighbor by accident and kill them? We have a responsibly to protect everyone right? Or do we just live with inherent risks to us, that we just have to deal with on a daily basis. Screw you're feelings, you're safety isnt more important than my freedom. We choose freedom and democracy over Authoratism and goverment decrees and mandates that aren't law.
@jeffbaer5851 2 жыл бұрын
@@franklin9400 Ladies and gentlemen, the STAR of Franklin's show....... FALSE EQUIVALENCY!!!!!!! Look it up, Gomer Pyle.
@vapx0075 2 жыл бұрын
@@franklin9400 should we give up seatbelts? Troll
@GeauT 2 жыл бұрын
@@franklin9400 hahaha. False equivalency. You really need to spend some time studying how to avoid logical fallacies in your arguments. What’s next? Slippery slope? Ad hominem? Red herring? False dilemma? Appeal to ignorance?
@Dannie-My0wnReality 2 жыл бұрын
@@franklin9400 hard to argue with someone who doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re... it almost feels unfair. I’d like to nominate you for a Darwin Award if you don’t mind. Or maybe that’s just me being hopeful 😂
@worldonfire1539 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you never fail to bring a belly laugh to this old girl! Thanks so much for keeping it real!🥰🥰🥰🥰
@sylviahoffman9440 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest monologue he's done in a year! 😂🤣🤣😂 He really works better in front of an audience. Course the latest news is pretty ridiculous. Keep on making us laugh, Stephen, makes dealing with the world's nightmares more bearable.
@eleni1968 2 жыл бұрын
Once again, Thanks Stephen!!! "Sometimes you start your life practicing law and then end up a video clown" great line!!!
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
Logic and facts won't stop people who believes windmills gives them cancer.
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamepapa1211 The **sound** of windmills.
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
@@telectronix1368 I suddenly felt an overwhelming sense to shake your hand or take you down on the credenza, and I don't know why.
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
Wth? The OP completely changed their comment.
@dianeclingerman4500 2 жыл бұрын
How much does an airplane cost
@Statsy10 2 жыл бұрын
I thought Giuliani was just a bad lawyer. Turns out he’s a bad everything! 😂
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
Well, the guy married his third cousin, so...
@AnubhavSaxena 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert was rockin' today!! Best 12 minutes spent on Internet.
@sparramore 2 жыл бұрын
Finally...more people need to be direct like our favorite terminator
@juliaward2079 2 жыл бұрын
😘 Arnold, the only one with the balls to freakin say it!!! 😁💋
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
Awww... If ever there was call for a "Coooooold blooded!", it was after that "Governor who?", Jon!
@mrchrislatino 2 жыл бұрын
Just popping in to say that I think you have the best KZfaq handle and avatar that I've ever seen. Good Job
@tomasvdb 2 жыл бұрын
there’s no doubt about Joe’s mental abilities, if he can deliver burns like that… just look at that smirk after he said it…
@sunshine3914 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomasvdb I’m sure fux news has a different version.
@franklin9400 2 жыл бұрын
@@sunshine3914 Yeah they do, it's the times when he actually forgets where he is at or which state he is in. This has happened multiple times on the campaign trail, and since. It happens everytime he goes off script. "Lying dog face pony soldier". He barely got through the CNN Town Hall he did last week or 2 weeks ago, he rambled and didn't make sense multiple times. Couldn't awnser the question he was even asked. His mental state isn't judgeable by one remark in a back and forth thing they had going on. That was a scripted response. He knew it was coming, they were trading remarks.
@jenniferjuniper97 2 жыл бұрын
BAM!
@spencersmith3482 2 жыл бұрын
Enjoying watching Jon Batiste's outfits, hair, and reactions turn more and more into Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element.
@ShartimusPrime 2 жыл бұрын
Love “The Sidewinder”! 🎶🎶🎶🎹
@zoltore23 2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna go to bed, but I got this notification. Sleep is overrated anyway.
@sassysarina9718 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
At least we can sleep knowing our president isn't a sociopathic manchild with a fake tan.
@kit2770 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard Arnold say "Schmuck" since Terminator. "I'll be back, schmuck." I think that's what he said.
@elaineburnett5230 2 жыл бұрын
Arnold did good... I loved his Terminator words🤭🤗
@CloudsGirl7 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, I think that's what COVID said some months ago when we started ditching masks like ignorant children. 😨
@jarrysciligo5395 2 жыл бұрын
Notice how Schwarzenegger and Vindman (two men who spent the early parts of their lives behind the Iron Curtain) know the difference between freedom with responsibility and ACTUAL tyranny (not imaginary, whiney ass, look at me, I'm entitled, I'm a victim bullshit).
@1992AC 2 жыл бұрын
@@jarrysciligo5395 Arnold was born on the western side of the Iron Curtain… so your comment is invalid.
@candragallagher5597 2 жыл бұрын
@A C yeah, and I live in Vancouver, WA but I know all about what goes on across the river in Portland, OR. Your comment is invalid! If can't add an opinion about the subject being discussed don't bother posting unless you're 12 year old smartass and that being the case you shouldn't be on here anyway.
@Dj.Hylanda 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see one of those male Karen's run up on Arnold talkin bout take your mask off🤣🤣🤣
@kuzzbillington6392 2 жыл бұрын
DeSantis: "I did, I didn- I .. I didnt know, I didna- didnt know abt that, I d- abda -abda... That's all Folks!"
@donsurlylyte 2 жыл бұрын
my god, guiliani is having such a shameful and sad end
@UlshaRS 2 жыл бұрын
Well his entire path has been sad and shameful, even that part 20 years ago.
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 2 жыл бұрын
He went from Hero to Zero in less than a New York minute!
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
Or he's just setting up his 'mentally incompetent' alibi.
@kitcoffey7194 2 жыл бұрын
Such a disgrace to Italians.
@lbamusic 2 жыл бұрын
.. that's an appropriate end for someone who became a legal shill for a narcissistic sociopath!
@rockerojuan 2 жыл бұрын
Love your attitude Stephen. Never change.
@alishamurdock3796 2 жыл бұрын
I LOVE STEPHEN‼️ He makes living here in the US bearable. Thank you for the laughter, sir. 😂
@Dita_Utomo 2 жыл бұрын
Quick, somebody, make GIFs outta Jon's hilarious reactions!!
@mindlessgonzo 2 жыл бұрын
When one says the sky is blue and another says it's not, it's not the reporter's job to just say those two things. Their job is to look out the fucking window for themselves.
@christhompson2565 2 жыл бұрын
cant wait for u libs to turn on Biden ,the way u turned on Coumo .red wave is coming 2022
@MrRahibzz 2 жыл бұрын
@@christhompson2565 what?
@kit2770 2 жыл бұрын
I love how reply comments from RW trolls never have anything to do with the original comment. They just shoehorn anything into the conversation. It's hilarious.
@c0mpu73rguy 2 жыл бұрын
@@kit2770 Good for you if you find this funny, it was also hilarious in 2016. /s
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
@@christhompson2565 Presidential elections won't be until 2024, Ivan. Get your US facts straight.
@aspenjade2454 2 жыл бұрын
This show gives me so much serotonin 👌👌
@DR-420-69 2 жыл бұрын
Just hearing George Costanza saying 'YOU KNOW WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!'
@hauntingforeigncovers479 2 жыл бұрын
"SMOKE BOMB" lol that part was so funny!
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 2 жыл бұрын
"We were handed a turd." Yeah, no shit.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 жыл бұрын
We spent too long pretending we could hold it by the clean end
@pegmarinello3188 2 жыл бұрын
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing future Colbert writer😅
@loopkill 2 жыл бұрын
Biden's response was honestly pretty great 😂
@whatleft123 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure fox is using this as proof he's got dementia
@Dopecheetah 2 жыл бұрын
@@whatleft123 right yo 😂😂😂
@MGrant-dx2tj 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the ironic self-deprecation. He knew exactly what he was saying!
@johnbrowne3950 2 жыл бұрын
@@whatleft123 He has.
@lizardog 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnbrowne3950 She has. It has. Did you have a point, or just practicing English?
@ismailhossain4456 2 жыл бұрын
The man is so enjoyment,humble good and so kind.😍😍
@rocketamadeus3730 2 жыл бұрын
"end up as a video birthday clown" OMG I'm crying lol
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
Wow.. it's almost as if hooking your wagon to Donnie is some sort of one way ticket to self destruction... who'd a thunk it?
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
'Sure we are punching holes in the side of our own ship but..... tax breaks for the rich! judges! You just can't put a price on that.'
@Tadicuslegion78 2 жыл бұрын
With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility-T-800 talking to John Connor in Terminator: Vaccination Day
@whatleft123 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Rudy charging $20,000 an hour to defend the president? Rudy should be fine; I'm sure President Turd paid in full and on time.
@paivyt. 2 жыл бұрын
Oh the irony... That was great :)
@heathercressman6064 2 жыл бұрын
I think we should just call him "Mike Pillow". If it's good enough for "Tim Apple", why not? 😏
@nancyn5021 2 жыл бұрын
Loved ❤️ the Terminators message. Cant wait to share it everywhere 👍👍👍
@cheeseonyomama 2 жыл бұрын
"Titanic goes down if you know what I mean." *Cue Uncle Roger* "sorry children" 😂😂😂
@markmh835 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, that is so true!! Uncle Roger 👍😁😘
@WinnieDPue 2 жыл бұрын
Fuiyoh!! An Uncle Roger reference in the comments will make him feel so special 🤩 🎵💃🏻💃💃🏼💃🏽💃🏼💃🏽💃💃🏻💃🏻🎶
@cheeseonyomama 2 жыл бұрын
@@WinnieDPue love Uncle Roger!
@princem5155 2 жыл бұрын
Haaaya 😂😂
@lindathalman3506 9 ай бұрын
Re-watching in Aug. 2023 - this is even funnier than the first time. Oh Colbert be back on TV /KZfaq soon! Win the strike and come back on with a vengeance. Desantis, Rudy, Pillow guy.... and the donald of course. Thank you Stephen Colbert.
@robertcartier5088 2 жыл бұрын
Lesson for the My Pillow Guy: Ya can't "capture packets" on a system that is NOT CONNECTED TO THE FUCKING INTERNET! lol
@roywilson4514 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert & his writers are genuis.
@perrigrine1 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, they're on Fire, So grateful to them for my relative sanity
@vegetableautopsy3551 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. Second that!
@bushmg1061 2 жыл бұрын
@perrigrine1 If that’s truly how you feel, it’s not healthy. This show has reached a fever-pitch of bias, and the things it makes you worry about or hate are often fabricated completely. Please don’t find comfort in this show, because you’re just giving into what you want to hear
@murk4552 2 жыл бұрын
@@bushmg1061 it's called a show, like the shitshow of fanatical propaganda for Christian White majority elites at Fox.
@bushmg1061 2 жыл бұрын
@Murk Looks like you’re brainwashed too
@joyrisher8841 2 жыл бұрын
What a terrific monologue! Mr. Colbert is on a roll tonight. Thank you, thank you!
@MartinOlminkhof 2 жыл бұрын
You mean one can pay Rudolph to say whatever they want? ...only now he's on Cameo?
@mariahammarstrom7934 2 жыл бұрын
"You will pass the school where I obtained my law degree, which I have now wasted forever..."
@davee.9906 2 жыл бұрын
I swear Lindell is actually Jack from Jack and the beanstalk. He would definitely buy magic beans.
@erichfiedler1481 2 жыл бұрын
That or Pinocchio without the cricket companion, which is from the original book
@revengefrommars 2 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking he would grind up and snort the magic beans.
@Marijuanifornia 2 жыл бұрын
He's more like Jack from The Shining, if Jack smoked crack.
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and then smoke them.
@theemporersnewclothes 2 жыл бұрын
Wear a mask, wash your hands, get a vaccination... We are in this together
@irvyne6111 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, absolutely lost it at that last burn to Rudi. 😂🤣😂
@lenesebenons8238 2 жыл бұрын
"So true. One time you're practicing law and then you end up as a birthday video clown" 😂
@ikazuchioni 2 жыл бұрын
I feel sad for Rudy, aaaaaaand I'm over it.
@kenttm42 2 жыл бұрын
One Missus... ok, done.
@Tmanaz480 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy is an example of what happens when you get old and demented and there's no loved ones around to make you retire.
@sigsin1 2 жыл бұрын
Florida schools are asking feds to help pay teacher salaries since DeSantis is refusing to fund them. They should do it then take it out of the money that Florida gets from the federal government.
@dethlokprime8655 2 жыл бұрын
Was that Vindman keeping a straight face during Arnold’s rant? I choked on my lunch!
@Suemack24 2 жыл бұрын
Go slay the dragons 🐉 with your cleverness and humour. Thank you 😂😂😂 for balancing the stupidity and shooing the scary horrors away.
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