Tim Dillon - BEST rant EVER!
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Жыл бұрынTim Dillon was recently on the Joe Rogan Podcast... his rant is hilarious, accurate and a glimpse of the future! - - - - thankyou everyone for subscribing!
Taken from JRE #1860 w/Tim Dillon:
open.spotify.com/episode/0U3o...
@metaversegamer730 Жыл бұрын
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@user-li2fy4hu7p 9 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for NOT having merch. I think its so scummy when channels who dont create their own content, have merch. its such a pos thing to do.. Glad you are better than that. (hopefully you stay that way)
@hungrybutpicky9302 4 ай бұрын
this was at 999k on my for you page and when i clicked it went to 1m view JSYK
@davidbrownfield9289 4 ай бұрын
Speak for yourself. I demand incredibly crappy tee shirts and, at a minimum, horrible cups.@@user-li2fy4hu7p
@notjoemartinez4438 10 ай бұрын
"I hope I'm wrong but if I'm right, I hope I'm dead" is one of my favorite Tim quotes
@paulregener7016 9 ай бұрын
You forgot the other half “Or I get to be one of the people who keeps everyone in a cage”
@marcopineda9507 9 ай бұрын
spoiler alert: its already happening
@h.l.malazan5782 3 ай бұрын
You left out the last part and that last part is exactly where modern conservatives positioned themselves at, instead of choosing reforms.
@kevinwalsh4652 3 ай бұрын
We got Zelensky via a Norm Eisen color revolution as taught by Cloward/Piven, and textbook
@StagInTheBag 3 ай бұрын
@@h.l.malazan5782yes, you’re so right, this is totally only the right and can’t possibly be applied to the left at all. Just stop, left, right, and center, they all suck and want power. One side isn’t better than the other, they’re just doing whatever they can to make the other side look worse. The only place out founding fathers went wrong was not making term limits for everyone. No one should be in power for too long. All those senators that are 80 years old should have been removed years ago. They’re all out of touch and don’t know how to represent their people.
@ThePatrickFamilyBand Жыл бұрын
Tim laid out an extremely accurate and eerie totalitarian future.
@nuckels188 Жыл бұрын
The infrastructure is already there, we just haven't been strong armed yet
@azuresage1067 Жыл бұрын
This is now lol
@jbpeltier Жыл бұрын
Huxley did it first. He basically recounted brave new world lmao
@elguapo3811 Жыл бұрын
Tim is collapse woke.
@mlcollinsjr1 Жыл бұрын
How can it be accurate if it hasn’t happened yet
@colincopland3665 Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon just synthesized the plot lines of Mad Max, Idiocracy, 1984, and Brave New World. Bravo!
@-kurt 4 ай бұрын
Don’t forget Fahrenheit 451!!
@Jane-ic5gy 3 ай бұрын
And 'Sleeper'
@davideojockey6237 3 ай бұрын
you forgot the most important one the actual world plot
@baTonkaTruck 2 ай бұрын
I recently re-read Fahrenheit 451 and it was utterly shocking the parallels. You have to read it if you haven’t.
@-kurt 2 ай бұрын
@@baTonkaTruck it’s unfortunately disturbing. Convenience and denial are the worst drugs to be hooked on. Practice mindfulness fellas.
@cowboybeboop9420 Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon casually explaining the last 100-200 years of the Western Roman empire and the American future in a few centuries time simultaneously.
@socks2441 8 ай бұрын
far less than centuries im afraid. i hope not though.
@TheEstowrath 8 ай бұрын
Lmfao..centuries?! Try the next decade or two.
@parsa5290 8 ай бұрын
Centuries?? Give it decade
@neisanland2503 6 ай бұрын
huh not centuries, try now!!
@DanielSilvaProf 2 ай бұрын
A lot of roman celebrities that came to power were in the military. With all those cringy military influencers and veteran best selling authors in podcasts, it's only a matter of time until the US gets it's very own Julius Caesar
@rhymingreason Жыл бұрын
This hits hard. Here in China we need to show "green QR codes" on our phones. Without one, I'm not even allowed out of my building. When I checked into a hotel the other day, they scanned my green code (as usual) and I could see on their angled monitor a list of everywhere I'd been in the previous 2 weeks... and I don't mean general locations, I mean every *specific* shop I'd visited, every route I'd walked my dog, each friend's home I'd been to... literally, *every* place I'd physically gone with my phone was recorded (and going anywhere *without* your phone has been made virtually impossible). So yes.... I remember a time when we were free, and never again.
@nikola7802 Жыл бұрын
this is the goal for the whole world for the World Health Organization. Even worst than ur situation.
@aodigital9421 Жыл бұрын
And people claim religion was bullshit.
@mithrandirthegrey7644 Жыл бұрын
We need to start beating up nerds again. These computer dorks are creating a tech-dystopia. Do your country a service and punch a computer nerd in the face.
@Qqxx22 Жыл бұрын
Leave China my friend, if possible. China scared the shit out of me. They will likely rule the world one day. As the guy says in the video “I hope we’re dead” if that day comes.
@oneill765 Жыл бұрын
The government is gonna get ya!
@Qqxx22 Жыл бұрын
“Well I like chicken” So true, so many people would take the coupon.
@plntycash Жыл бұрын
It’s like the people in the crowd on a 2000’s cartoon
@lenny6485 Жыл бұрын
Shit sounds pretty good right now not gonna lie
@jaxellis3008 Жыл бұрын
Netflix AND Domino's???
@hew195050 Жыл бұрын
They did it for they "vaccine" did they not?
@viciousKev Жыл бұрын
Popeyes chicken sandwich
@__seeker__ Жыл бұрын
Tim is 100% correct. This is precisely what will happen. I’ve thought this for years.
@stant7122 Жыл бұрын
Interdependence is ok. In fact trade and trusting in one another benefits everyone. At the same time, We need to think for ourselves and be ok with disobeying the establishment. We are better than the frog sitting in hot water.
@hew195050 Жыл бұрын
Will?
@AGVenge Жыл бұрын
Humble self-congratulatory
@frauleinhohenzollern8442 Жыл бұрын
OK guys. It's settled. A comedian and this random guy in youtube said it will happen. No more debate.
@spajkilza1992 Жыл бұрын
@@frauleinhohenzollern8442 it's at least most probable scenario. Btw. comedian and random guy on youtube... Who's who? Both are comedians and none of them is random, both have shows on youtube with millions of subscribers combined. Basically it's You, who is random on youtube.
@theklaytablet1775 Жыл бұрын
He just described how the world is already.
@DrJuice1 Жыл бұрын
He's referring to the U.S. and full totalitarian control.
@zin.nesis1 Жыл бұрын
🤡🤡🤡
@buckbenelli8 Жыл бұрын
That’s what maga is , hello.
@adriannune8241 Жыл бұрын
@@buckbenelli8😂😂😂
@calmdownbeavis7039 Жыл бұрын
@@buckbenelli8 Maga isn't firing people over "pronouns"
@wickkidda Жыл бұрын
“Or I get to be one of those people who’s keeping everyone else in the cage.” *gets a Netflix special*
@sunflowerwulf7536 Жыл бұрын
Dayum.
@baseballdipper111 Жыл бұрын
Being successful doesn’t keep everyone else in a cage
@aj897 Жыл бұрын
@@baseballdipper111 You missed the point lol
@Rowsy91 Жыл бұрын
i mean he picked the right side if thats the case lmao
@Izzybaggins 2 ай бұрын
When I read this my brain immediately: DUN! DUN! DUNNNN! But instead of using Beethoven’s symphony N*5 chords my brain used the ones when Netflix is about to play and that was scary
@tristangriffitts4511 Жыл бұрын
It’s literally happening 😂 he’s so right lmao.
@studleydewrite2942 Жыл бұрын
Yep,and when we fix it - it will fall apart yet again. Our species is incapable of governing itself. We set up this wonderful,artificial, environment to live in that we call civilization - having walked away from the ideal environment which nature designated for us - and we simply cannot find our way. I wonder why.
@benoh3417 Жыл бұрын
@@studleydewrite2942 we can govern ourselves but in a millennia of immense improvement In every aspect absolute power becomes even more powerful and that corrupts people.
@terrfrayn2203 Жыл бұрын
And simultaneously, 😂 I don't blame Joe for laughing so hilariously, IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY
@tristangriffitts4511 Жыл бұрын
As technology improves it’s just going to get easier and easier to monitor and crackdown on every aspect of peoples lives. And as Tim Dillion said if u think things are going to change and people will wake up and start caring about the future, YOUR ON FUCKING CRACK.
@aj897 Жыл бұрын
Seeing more and more gated, extremely private communities around my area, they weren't here 5 years ago
@thewildfolk6849 9 ай бұрын
“If I’m right, I hope I’m dead, or I get to be one of the people who’s keeping everyone else in the cage” 😂😂😂😂 honestly the best line I’ve ever heard
@blackscreen1810 Ай бұрын
The funny thing about that is that at the level of fame and money he is at he is one of those people. It’s us normies that are fucked
@ped121 17 күн бұрын
@@blackscreen1810that's already how it is bro the less money and prestige we have the worse our lives are and it's only gonna get more drastic in the next 50 years
@rakijr9176 Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is one of the few people I can't put into a category like I do with most guests Rogan has on. Yeah, he's a former drug addict comedian who's also gay, but he doesn't seem like any of those. He's an extremely unusual and rare kind of human being.
@spectazular7489 Жыл бұрын
He is very very very smart and well versed. More of a thinker than a comedian
@Selfconqueror7 Жыл бұрын
He’s a mix between a philosopher and a comedian. He lived a wild life now he’s a wise man sharing his perspective
@Hofmann.Shulgin Жыл бұрын
"it won't even feel like they're in prison", we already are at some level.
@jessyfretz5800 Жыл бұрын
Do you have to be strip searched or put into forced solitary? No. Saying we are in a prison is being either severely detached from reality or trendy edgelordism.
@Hofmann.Shulgin Жыл бұрын
@Limeade Poland in the middle I guess
@benoh3417 Жыл бұрын
@Limeade no lol
@gabeortizz7006 Жыл бұрын
this is nyc btw we are the litmus test for all this stuff
@Echidna23Gaming Жыл бұрын
@@jessyfretz5800 I wouldn't underestimate the impact and harm that psychological/economic prisons can have.
@Ericke-mx7ru Жыл бұрын
" In the future you will own nothing and be happy " Klaus Schwab
@kreek22 Жыл бұрын
People like Schwab look at "the people" and say to themselves: "These numbers already have zero control. I know this because my friends and I have all of the control. There is no remainder for them. Even their ownership is an illusion. We control the when, what, where, how, at what price of their ownership. We rulers are not individuals, we are constrained by our ideology and our network and would be ejected from the power elite if we dared to strike off in an individual direction. Why should we permit "the people" even the illusion of individuality?"
@Peterpickle2009 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t that just death
@JRichard86 Жыл бұрын
Oh you think 8 billion people can each own their own fridge or car for that matter?
@kreek22 Жыл бұрын
@@JRichard86 Over 2 billion have their own car today. Over 4 billion have their own fridge. Those numbers rise yearly at a goodly rate and pace. Are you dumb?
@Ericke-mx7ru Жыл бұрын
@@JRichard86 help out by giving up yours, thanks.
@ethanbenito4747 9 ай бұрын
2:57 Ronald Regan once said: "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free."
@johnhenry4844 3 күн бұрын
Same guy also destroyed the lives and freedoms of most Americans 😂
@mikepan183 Жыл бұрын
The 90s was the last and greatest decade ever!! Our freedom slowly disappeared when the ball dropped in the year 2000..
@_Snapper 9 ай бұрын
100% Maybe this the true millennium bug
@WeezaY5000 3 ай бұрын
WWI ruined the 20th century and 9/11 ruined the 21st century, but totally agree that the 90s was the peak of Western civilization.
@user-dt2ll6ho6n 3 ай бұрын
90s sucked
@josh021588 3 ай бұрын
@@user-dt2ll6ho6n Wrong
@runswithraptors 3 ай бұрын
@@WeezaY5000 peak human civilization 1900 AD change my mind
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is like the sequel to George Carlin. He will be like Woody Harrelson and narrate the apocalypse.
@Knull_thegodhost Жыл бұрын
Was expecting for a comment like this 😇😜🦅
@garrythomas3041 Жыл бұрын
I wouldnt want anyone else to do it tbh
@JohnSmith-yd5wq Жыл бұрын
No.
@tbobtbob330 Жыл бұрын
Carlin turned into a bitter, crazy prick. His early stuff was great though.
@JohnDoe-qu5wy Жыл бұрын
Dillon and Stanhope, they are both sequels of Carlin. I would argue, they are even improved versions of Carlin, because unlike Carlin, they didn’t go through that awkward period in their comedy careers where they were willing to please the dumb crowds. Maybe early Stanhope did it, but he would tell you right there “I’m doing this dumb shit for the money”, like when he did the Man Show.
@geejaybee Жыл бұрын
Not so much a rant as a prophesy destined to be fulfilled.
@goodgollyjosh Жыл бұрын
Dude, these comedians are sooo much more hilarious on Joe's podcast that they are when they do stand up. Theo Von is a perfect example of this too.
@MarkMcCray-gg3wx 9 ай бұрын
I feel like a lot of these comics get locked into their bits. They should just go up there, no plan, and with no care of bombing and just freestyle it. I don’t know if that’s the right angle or if they do that already but sometimes you see them get mechanical with their material on stage.
@goodgollyjosh 9 ай бұрын
@@Spitsworth Elephant in the Room will go down in history as one of the greatest stand up bits ever performed.
@user-io6eq9gt6w 8 ай бұрын
well no, being funny while talking is one thing: but stand-up isnt just 'being funny', its a legitimate art form, one that is VERY difficult to master, even for extremely funny AND intelligent (by comic standards) people like Tim Dillon. Its the difference between being a great jazz musician and composing a groundbreaking symphony@@MarkMcCray-gg3wx
@SunsetSheen 8 ай бұрын
💯
@krayze144 3 ай бұрын
I think Tim shines a lot more in this format than stand up. Because he can just rant off the top of his head. His prepared stand up material doesn't hit the same. His own podcast isn't very good when has guests because he can't do his long monologues in those either, he works better with a captive audience rather than one he has to interact with if that makes sense. Joe is an excellent podcast host, knows what Tim does best and just lets him go at without interrupting.
@colinmackay92 Жыл бұрын
Not only is this absolutely hilarious but it's also terrifying because it's starting already.
@zemekiel Жыл бұрын
No, his best rant is the fake business one!
@alexeilindes7507 Жыл бұрын
Its all the fucking godanm truth.
@yugo4855 Жыл бұрын
No the best one is the Joaquin Phoenix rent
@sweetbabyrick5382 Жыл бұрын
Yes or yes
@yugo4855 Жыл бұрын
@@sweetbabyrick5382 👉Are you in?????
@alec6948 Жыл бұрын
Or the one about how he, donald trump, and cardi b are elites and we're all big pieces of shit
@MCGaar Жыл бұрын
His rant on corporate steakhouses from 2019 is golden !!
@palettetools6461 Жыл бұрын
Steak sauce is free speech.
@msannthrope_2049 Жыл бұрын
I love the Corporate Steakhouse episode!
@hashdealer8822 Жыл бұрын
It's probably his best episode
@jr5993 4 ай бұрын
I can't remember it off the top of my head so I guess I'll have to rewarch it 😂. I find it hard to pick I favourite but I love the porch episodes. That was the best.
@Kupacolypse Жыл бұрын
Not only is it happening, it’s happening far faster than anyone thought.
@-waz-773 Жыл бұрын
German here and I can relate. It's not that we are north korea or china (yet) but slowy we are going down a path... if you watch discussions/talk shows from the 60s/70s here in Germany, there was a topic a the panel discussed it, some agreed, some disagreed but everyonecwas perfectly fine to say whatever he/she thinks. Today it feels like everyone knows what they "have to say" when a question is raised to a point where it feels wrong to say what you really think. When there is a moment broadcasted on tv where some steps 'out if line" the host and others point that out rigth away and the person gets isolated during the talk but once that clip is on KZfaq you see that many others actually agree while on TV it Looks like bo one would ever think think way/say such a thing.
@gymbmymb3465 4 ай бұрын
Naturally, it's simple conditioning, that's exactly what we do to our *pets* when they step out of line. Of course when we step out of line we don't get sprayed with a water bottle, we lose our jobs or the money in our bank accounts or the police are called on us or maybe we just get flat-out locked up. Although I will admit it would seem we're all just about as neutered as our pets are, so most likely nothing will be done to retaliate against this. Or will it? In situations like these it's up to you to see what can be done about your own problems while you still have the ability to solve them.
@krayze144 3 ай бұрын
There is a lot to admire about the German people but sadly I think they will accept this totalitarianism system more readily than most as it seems to be a naturally conformist society.
@mrclean405 Жыл бұрын
His aunt was his best rant.
@hubrisnxs2013 Жыл бұрын
Oh fuck yeah. He insulted that woman so badly, I entered recovery and got my life together.
@dancaruso6372 Жыл бұрын
💯
@coreyholloway6898 Жыл бұрын
The funniest part is when he realises it was unfair to call her a fucking pedo
@toaster777 4 күн бұрын
Definitely
@paulfickes3319 Жыл бұрын
This is wild, these two dudes should be podcast hosts
@Mathis313 Жыл бұрын
So overused it’s almost funny again
@victorespino5650 Жыл бұрын
Funny
@withnail-and-i Жыл бұрын
@@Mathis313 I love when it circles back in that way
@Reblwitoutacause Жыл бұрын
@@Mathis313 not quite tho; still isn’t funny yet, is it? 😂
@Rowsy91 Жыл бұрын
gay joke bro
@nickypoundtown9568 Жыл бұрын
Every single podcast of TD is the best rant ever The guy doesn't miss at all He's been observing everyone since his teens and it's all coming to surface
@BaDAiR647 Жыл бұрын
Tim always makes feel better. Every time.
@mizzop Жыл бұрын
He's talking about next year, if we're lucky😅.. bless his heart
@tiananman Жыл бұрын
Tim is great. I hope he's one of the last against the wall
@ShawnFX Жыл бұрын
God i love Tim soooo much, genuinely one of a kind in my eyes❤️❤️
@hippiecheezburger5457 9 ай бұрын
Tim is one of the best commentators on American society. He really puts it all into focus. I used to think you need to take psychedelic drugs to see this kind of truth, you don’t at all.
@enterpassword3313 8 ай бұрын
Not really, hes an idiot
@NathanCline12-21 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to Costco, I love you
@victorespino5650 Жыл бұрын
After he cracks up, he gets serious and agrees lol
@Flawtistic Жыл бұрын
Getting smarter & healthier is exactly what's happening when they learn how bad the food is, and how good prolonged fasting and sunlight is for you. Co-morbidities during a pandemic is a hell of a motivator. 💪Tiny steps can get you far. Comfort & entertainment is a trap.
@hew195050 Жыл бұрын
You are correct but I would disagree that the pandemic changed anyones behavior. People still walk around obese and on 10 pills a day and eating at McDonalds.
@thetavibes9021 Жыл бұрын
@@hew195050 It did. I've seen videos of people threatening children for not wearing their mask, while simultaneously ordering themselves food from McDonalds...
@gymbmymb3465 4 ай бұрын
@@hew195050 It accelerated outcomes, those who were already hermits have decided to remain so, those of us who have gotten tired of all the degeneracy and distractions are out and about. And of course those who were already unhinged are completely loose now. Honestly global tragedies really are the best time to make money, it's surreal almost but I've never made more money than when COVID hit, opportunities that once had lines of people waiting for them are looking for people to step up and take charge now. And I have no false hopes that this will keep going, but it's given me even more opportunities to strengthen me and my family's securities. If you're nervous about the future than the now is always the best time to give it your all, before whatever happens, happens.
@konstantin4778 Жыл бұрын
That " I like chicken" always gets me...
@augustbrante8117 Жыл бұрын
Love Tim! Especially when he and Joe are together!
@katepiatek7709 Жыл бұрын
Literally explaining the movie ‘Idiocracy’. So legit, it was even scary back then 😅🤦🏽♀️
@CarsAndMotorcycles Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is something else! Love the humor and vision this guy have. Hope to see him again soon on Rogans podcast 🙌
@adriannune8241 Жыл бұрын
He has his own podcast you can go watch
@CarsAndMotorcycles Жыл бұрын
@@adriannune8241 Thx man! I will check it out 👊🏻
@jvogler_art4708 Жыл бұрын
Great way to start my Saturday. A heaping dose of truth.
@actc6077 Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is on point as always.
@Andres-yu4uf Жыл бұрын
"Sorry, i was drunk" words to live by.
@zeaferjones1404 Жыл бұрын
He is 100% right I think that is what bothers me about the politically correct. They can't except mistakes.
@funkknuckle7777 Жыл бұрын
This rant lives rent free in my head.
@dostagirl9551 8 ай бұрын
I was literally oblivious to all of this and just happily moving along in the conveyor belt of life. The “goodies” comment rang the most true. I use a cash system (for budgeting purposes) and it’s been disturbing how much they want to eliminate cash. At first I went along as swiping is more convenient and figured that was the sole purpose and then I saw the tracking of purchases through my shopping apps when I did occasionally use my debit or phone number for text receipts but again thought “oh, well this makes shopping easier with a more personalized system.” However, now I’m seeing all the cash budgeting creators on YT heavily pushing receipt upload companies with their point systems and gift card rewards and now it’s getting to be a bit creepy with the intensity that they’re wanting the information.
@HeyThisIsBlowski Жыл бұрын
Tim’s “yahh.” After someone affirms an absurd but probably true statement he just made kills me every time
@mikael557 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍💚💚💚🙏🙏🙏♾♾♾. If we don't wake up and stay awake, his version of a potential future seems very plausible. I also agree with when he said, "It's happening now". Love you humanity.
@DrGonzo-jl9wq Жыл бұрын
I’ve been thinking about this rant for 3 days now
@tbranch227 Жыл бұрын
Blink twice if Tim Dillon has you in a cage LOL
@Ellron23 Жыл бұрын
Yea mon. I love my cage mon.
@roscoecoltrane843 Жыл бұрын
He says this like its going to happen sometime in the future. It's here now.
@bigcountry9486 Жыл бұрын
This was absolutely brilliant
@michigan102 Жыл бұрын
This dude is a real one. So true
@domarq Жыл бұрын
Aaron Russo talked about this to Alex Jones, in 2006/2007. I remember the interview, in real time. But, of course....the majority population still had their heads up their asses...talking about video games, TV shows, sports, lace front wigs, gay marriage, their favorite musician....or mediocre bullsh_t like, "George W. Bush is bad!" (...no shit. And they only did this AFTER it became "popular" or they were "allowed" to protest Bush. Unlike myself and others...who were considered anti-American).
@Luxflux777 Жыл бұрын
I'm just as free as I've ever been, and that will continue regardless of who is in power, what law says what, blah blah blah. It tickles me to see so many ready to bend their knee to the "inevitable".
@kreek22 Жыл бұрын
You are a god. Don't be so modest.
@krayze144 3 ай бұрын
I find it funny when people say oh they made us stay in our homes during the pandemic. No the door was open the whole time, you made yourself stay home because your mental enslavement made you comply with tyranny instead of thinking for yourself. That's what so lacking in the world now - critical thought, its the product of a mass propagandized society.
@grebnetsew Жыл бұрын
NAILED IT!
@chrislittle2921 Жыл бұрын
Yes, it will be along those lines. Sad but we're seeing the beginning of it.. sitting in it.
@GiovanniAuditore Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon just described the present day😂
@trousersnake1486 Жыл бұрын
It's funny because he's right.
@reginac5488 10 ай бұрын
I love Tim!
@Jetes233 Жыл бұрын
We’re living it now.
@tbu5118 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been trying to convince my husband and friends that this is happening and they believe if they vote it can change. So now I just sit back and listen to these blithering idiots who remain hopeful and chuckle to myself.
@lonestarpiper4917 Жыл бұрын
"A man is no less a slave because he is allowed to choose a new master once in a term of years." - Lysander Spooner
@apex_prey Жыл бұрын
They think voting matters? Ahahaha. Oh man. Good one.
@killout18 Жыл бұрын
What's so funny? Revelation told you for 2000 years that the antichrist will receive power from the existing kings and rule the one world government. All that is ahead is tribulation such as was not from the beginning of the world. You better do what Roman's 10:9 says in your King James Bible immediately.
@Anon_E_Muss Жыл бұрын
Better laugh now, before laughing at the collapse of our nation is considered hate speech
@apex_prey Жыл бұрын
@@killout18 I hope you're trolling. Because if not, then you have my pity.
@SnapCrakleD3ath Жыл бұрын
No way this is his best rant ever, but it's a good one!
@blackdynamite_5470 9 ай бұрын
AirBnB rant is the best one. The one with his alleged pedo aunt
@RyderKnightly Жыл бұрын
man, all the best comedians speak some deep thruths
@timedriverable Жыл бұрын
He's spot on.
@bza069 9 ай бұрын
the guest essentially combined the main plot from 1984 and Brave New World. Well done
@UrbanFlowz Жыл бұрын
if western society keeps going the way its going, the world will literally become like the movie WALL-E.
@scottashe984 Жыл бұрын
It isn't Western society. It's Globalism and it is the enemy of all.
@kaj7135 Жыл бұрын
Eastern society is a pile of shit too.
@Synodalian Жыл бұрын
Huxley's _Brave New World_ is a far darker prophecy of the future of liberalism than Orwell's _1984_ ever could be, because it doesn't need the Devil to exist.
@dingus6317 Жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Huisman Have you seen “Lizzo”?
@oicism Жыл бұрын
Tim is truly unique.
@blantant Жыл бұрын
Legitimate and legendary rant right here folks
@victorespino5650 Жыл бұрын
The whole 3 hours was an epic rant
@thegamejunky7223 Жыл бұрын
I was clapping, laughing maniacally, tossing my head back 🤣👏
@thegamejunky7223 Жыл бұрын
@PharoTalon huh?
@thegamejunky7223 Жыл бұрын
@PharoTalon lol w/e, bye 👋
@user-nl8jm7op3q Ай бұрын
Spot ON!!!
@Browncoyote Жыл бұрын
Truth!
@garyk8285 Жыл бұрын
This will happen, and is already happening. That I'm 100% certain of. 20 year timeline max too.
@limitisillusion7 Жыл бұрын
Everyone likes to think they're the special ones born into the most unique time period. In reality, shit will go on like it always has. Nothing will happen in 20 years or any other random time frame that hasn't happened before. Nations will rise and fall and people will go on living and struggling. There was never any promise of an easy or enjoyable life on this planet or anywhere else in the universe.
@UKnowtheThing Жыл бұрын
It's up to us if we don't want this. Some people will need to be dealt with. If we band together, we control our future. Never thought I would say something like that in my lifetime, but it's true.
@rzn2258 Жыл бұрын
It's impossible to stand up against everything that's about happen. Because we would have to stand together as a people. And they've divided us up so well with their Race , Gender and Political Propoganda. We'll be to busy fighting amongst ourselves.. while they implement their Agendas.
@queenc2144 19 күн бұрын
You can be the muscle hopefully because you certainly won’t be the brains when we “band” together
@todddavis1180 Жыл бұрын
The first time I saw Tim Dillon 4 or 5yrs ago, he was doing a bit on the street in a costume(A perfect replica of Epstien's Island Temple)with a sign that said "Lost my job,need work,Great with children) Don't know if he's controlled opposition or not but certainly an absolute Legend.
@G3nie Жыл бұрын
Tim gives me Brave New World vibes!
@hontilash Жыл бұрын
as an artist, it brokes my heart, that someday, we wont remmember that art was a thing humans made.
@eneveasi Жыл бұрын
I think art will still be around tbh even in the dystopia.. but not art that criticizes the regime or whatever.. censored art. But one could probably paint most anything they’d want to
@cecilyt006 Жыл бұрын
Incorrect. The lights go out and cave and river wall art enjoy a Renaissance
@alicee2952 Жыл бұрын
Tim for real!
@MrHellsing76 7 ай бұрын
not even a year later, and this is already coming true.
@jellyc4164 9 ай бұрын
Tim must be protected at all costs.
@47ravenlord Жыл бұрын
The movie idiocracy is the most accurate description of what the future will be. Stupidity is incredibly dangerous and it is spreading with insane speed.
@antibull4869 Жыл бұрын
Low IQ people have more children than high IQ people. Simply based on the length of time education takes, low iq people end up having kids in their teens and onwards. High iq wait til mid 30s (men), mid to late 20s for women.
@christopheranderson2158 Жыл бұрын
Tim just explained the situation TODAY!!!!! Figure shit out, people!
@MrAndu86 9 ай бұрын
Spot on!
@Adapting_Adventures Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon's rants is the new gen of George Carlin, change my mind,
@MRbug_423 Жыл бұрын
Bruh this isn't a rant, this is the most sincere prediction to what probably is gonna happen
@heelmoxley365 2 ай бұрын
Having one headphone in at my shitty job listening to JRE is too good man. I remember laughing like a maniac to this.
@Kingsolowings Жыл бұрын
Nailed it
@jaxellis3008 Жыл бұрын
It's been said so many times by so many but we are literally heading straight into the plot of Idiocracy
@bySterling Жыл бұрын
So basically we’re headed towards a combo world of Hunger Games, The Matrix and Black Mirror
@burtmcgurt3584 Жыл бұрын
DAMN TIM!!!
@erikapistacchio8375 Күн бұрын
Listening to this again is wild. God bless this man and he's totally correct
@ryancovelski850 Жыл бұрын
When Tim describes the anti christ 😂
@OscarLimaMike Жыл бұрын
Pretty good summary of my fears. Not the worst fears but some of them. There have been times when I felt that my greatest sin was bringing two beautiful children into this slowly unfolding nightmare.
@paolafriedrick Жыл бұрын
stay strong my friend, I too have two children, they will be light in this dark world and will be bold...Take courage, I pray for you and your children...You can light even the smallest flashlight in the darkest night and the darkness will never consume the light.
@HbVki Жыл бұрын
@@paolafriedrick unfortunately darkness can physically overwhelm light
@paolafriedrick Жыл бұрын
@@HbVki darkness will never overcome the light :)
@jeremyj.5687 Жыл бұрын
You should be proud that you did. Things will be hard for them once SHTF, but they will adapt quickly and not even think twice about it. Us grownups tend to forget how well kids adapt to new situations, plus they have a whole different way of dealing with negative emotions. They will need your guidance and love and support, but the hardships they may experience will allow them to be well adjusted adults, and that generations attitudes and morals will be decisive on whether or not humanity has a future in an otherwise grim world.
@paolafriedrick Жыл бұрын
@@HbVki overwhelm but not extinguish it
@bottledcloud007 Жыл бұрын
We are already here.
@aeromtb2468 Жыл бұрын
powerful rant from tim
@krislimpus Жыл бұрын
French Vanilla you're favorite hahahahahahahahahaha
@victorespino5650 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@randylefever6815 Жыл бұрын
100% wait til you get a traffic fine mailed to you because your car notified the police that you were speeding or you phone GPS or some shit. I’m 45 and I’m already tracked by my wife every fucking step of the day cause our family shares location. If I turn off location I’m a cheating scumbag. My goal is have enough money to throw my cell phone in the river. Not care about anybody shit
@omgrapist Жыл бұрын
In Chicago we already have speeding and red light cameras, anybody with a car gets turned upside down for every last cent they have.
@randylefever6815 Жыл бұрын
Yea , I use to live there before all that crap.
@fahadrind4332 Жыл бұрын
#cucked
@patrick1714 Жыл бұрын
So, fun fact. The amount of money it will cost to do that, is half of however much you have. Even cheaper with a prenup
@omgrapist Жыл бұрын
@@patrick1714 are you supposed to be funny?
@THEDARKCLAW Жыл бұрын
I hope when the time comes we fight and win
@whitehawk3776 Жыл бұрын
He sounds like me 20 years ago. I understood at a young age, there is no stopping it.
@jesusalvarez5663 Жыл бұрын
Amen