tim dillon is so fuckin funny man. his way of turning low-tier problems into existential problems is always hilarious.

A doordasher has definitely ate Tim's food.

Considering Tim probably gets door dash every 20 minutes he probably knows what he's talking about

Them each saying a random thing and going off each other is epic

I was actually physically assaulted on someone’s doorstep while delivering for DoorDash. He mistook me as a trespasser, and once he saw the food everywhere, he handed me 2 $100 bills and hugged me. I just went home and forgot about it. True story.

"When I encounter a food delivery person... in the wild..."

It’s true.. I’m in pain. I also started wearing capes during my deliveries for some reason.

"David Spade still eats at McDonalds. He's the Ulysses S. Grant of our time." LOL I am freaking dead. Theo you make my work day worth it. 🤣

As a Doordasher on the path to becoming a licensed clinical therapist, this was uniquely painful and hilarious all at once

I love how the entire comment section is just different Door Dash workers finding solidarity amongst each other

As someone that doordashes in Memphis, this is just too real for me

“A series of nuggets” to describe a 10pc is so fucking underrated

"He battled a homeless guy for a series of nuggets he had ordered" 😂😂

I quit doordash to work an actual delivery job at pizza hut and made friends, get free food every day, and get paid a wage rather than slave wage levels. It helped my.mental health alot.

As a doordasher from the south side of Chicago, I can confirm that it is a much crazier job than people think. I’ve delivered to psych wards, crack houses and jails to name a few. I’ve had one attempted car jacking and a few mugging attempts. I can say with confidence though that if I’m your driver, you WILL get that piping hot ramen right on time 👌🏼👍🏻

“You feel like you’re one of them?” “Mmm, no.”

RELATABLE AF. I'm a Door Dasher in Wisconsin in a POS beater car with decent gas mileage. It's my second job outside of working 40 hours at a Gas Station.

It's true. I only doordash because I'm lonely and want to feel alive.

As someone with a 4.7 star rating and just shy of 4k deliveries for doordash i can confirm ive seen some shit

That, "welcome to Memphis" line took me out 😅😅😅

I'm an Uber Eats driver and it's hilarious how sketchy it gets sometimes. I've had a cop driver up to me after I made a delivery and be like "Yeah, you can't (shouldn't) come back to this hood anymore, stay away."

Doordashers are the Helldivers of our universe

As a previous Dasher, I thought I was untouchable. Until taxes molested me.

Doordash was supposed to be a side-gig. But a lot of people took it on full-time, which is crazy to me.

Me delivering food tonight after my full time construction job 😢

Lowest point of my life… tweaked my neck bringing alcohol into a handicapped person house who didn’t secure his dog that ran out under me … he actually reported me and I ended up losing my ability to deliver alcohol over it from total wine which was the most lucrative part of the job.. ya fuck that whole industry

Tim has definitely ate a door dasher

As a doordash i am in fact in pain

I grew up wealthy and have 2 degrees, I was married and I lost everything when I divorced and became a middle aged single mom. I became an Uber driver , I am grateful for that gig. Don't turn your nose on no one. You never know what someone is going through. The worst people where the rich people, the nicest people lived in sketchy neighborhoods. Bless everyone who is trying to make it in this world

I feel like Theo would be a perfect writer for South Park

"risking thier life so an NYU student can eat that Ramen..piping hot" had me 😂

This shit has me dying. I do deliveries because it’s better for the soul than working at Walmart and pays the same, if not better.

If Tim Dillon never discovered comedy, you know damn well he'd be a food delivery person.

I'm an asian guy that used to be that delivery guy on a bike. Delivering ramen or any kind of soup was tricky. Thank you for recognizing our pain 😂

There are times when im dashing and i see a homeless person and i think "i could save this man with a cellphone and a 500$ beater car". I might have ended up homeless myself without doordash.

Worked as a DoorDasher while I was interviewing for my first finance job. Would average 25/hour in wealthy county picking up chipotle from the rack and dropping it off a mile down the road. Was actually awesome and I miss it kind of lol

“Risking their life with ramen on their back” is both the insanely funny and dreadfully not 😂😂😂😮😮😮

We all know how much Tim depends on doordashers. It's not surprising he's resentful

I mean it’s a great job to do if you like smoking weed and riding around all day singing along to your own playlist and not having to deal with people as usually you just leave it and peace out. I did Uber eats delivery during Covid in New Orleans… it paid well then.

Tim's untouchable quote reminds me of times I'd go to deliver, see the person in the door, and they just point to the ground in front of the door. Like ok, I guess you'd rather have your food sitting on the ground instead of just interacting with me? (Post covid)

Tim is the gold standard for how to act as a rich, better-than elite...Segura could learn a thing or two.

I'm a DoorDasher, I have had to crawl through bomb shelters carrying nunchucks and a pizza, being chased by wolves and vampires. Tough gig

As a delivery driver he is correct we live like animals and get paid like them

"there goes my hero, watch him as he goes" that was so damn funny

I love these random conversations

Tim is definitely one of those people who doesn’t tip well thus gets his food stolen

I’m just gonna say as a former DoorDash driver- yes. We are in a lot of pain 😂 That was the worst time of my life

Im gonna have to say, Instacart shoppers definitely bother me more than door dashers 🤣

This Conversation is really the perfect representation of "letting the intrusive thoughts win."

Lmao Tim is so fucking funny. He and Theo need a podcast together

last time i did doordash at night there was a shootout two houses down while i was out of the car dropping the food off and i didn’t even flinch like if it gets me it gets me 😭

That could be a large part of our employee shortage where people found a easier job delivering burritos and dropping people off at the nightclub

Got my masters right before covid. Lost my job during covid, then kept getting covid from delivering food. I've got a STEM degree. With student loans, the only thing that makes enough money to keep from being homeless is a job with no limitations like delivering food. I get chased by homeless, had people try to car jack me, and every month is a struggle. I want a legit job, but I gave up after three years of applying and not being able to afford a portfolio website anymore.

Damn! With the shade at doordashers. I refuse to ever look at somebody else like that. Stay humble my brothers and sisters!

I do all these driving jobs LOL, its less than minimum wage at the end of the day, I make my own schedule while trying to figure out my life.

Thank you for this

"One of the last thought you have is 'man this song is great'"

I feel so sad looking at ppl stuck behind desks so tomato tomato

One of the best episodes ever

Watching this while doing door dash 🤣🤣🤣

I’m a Grub Hub’r and did door dash through the pandemic. The real problem is peoples dogs, ordinary people are extremely weak, it’s their dogs you have to watch out for.

Underrated how silly this video is, wow hilarious

This was a master class in riffing. Take notes boys.

3:05 Theo dropping the next best sincere worried name drop since Tom Segura‘s „Bobby…“

This is my favorite video rn

Damn they had a DoorDash delivery scene playing in my mind. There goes my hero… watch him as he goes…

this was one of the funniest podcasts I've watched in a while lol

this is art

hes got a point, there is no memorial for fallen Doordashers

2:55 Theo knowing where the joke is going and fighting back laughter is the best. Untouchables = doordasher.

i have been laughing from start to finish of this clip. hilarious these guys are a good comedy combo

Tim changing his mind threw Theo off 😂

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I feel like theo and tim are perpetually trying to throw each other off with the most sarcastic statements, and it doesnt stop, one after the other 😂

As a delivery guy in manhattan I do feel that way at times. It’s so wierd. Not everyone is like that, frankly a small minority of people. But there are deff people who want you to come to their door, yet treat you like a danger or disease.

Ask a Paramedic...

Before you go canceling Tim, know that his patronage is providing hundreds of doordashers jobs today.

Interesting fact: Per capita delivery drivers is a more lethal job than being a cop. 🤣 I know that sounds untrue but not only is it true, Delivery drivers are almost TWICE as likely to die on the job.

Yo this is hilarious 😂😂😂 i haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

This conversation had me cry laughing. Lol

Mad respect. These two are so funny - just improvising and riffing on Door Dash…. This could be a standup bit.

I've never seen Tim Dillon laugh this much on a podcast. This episode was pure gold when it came out.

I’m glad us social workers got a shout out finally

I door-dashed in Baltimore for two years and ended up in some sketchy ass places man

Its a tuff gig 🤣🤣🤣

Doordash is a horrible gig in 2024. The company does everything it can to screw over the customer as well as the Dashers.

" I love them as a person. But there in so much pain"

This is amazing 😂

I can listen to you guys talk all day lollll

im a food service worker, i look away when i see doordashers too

That’s why I stay strapped while doordashing

I’m a Doordashing Tim Dillon fan and this video came up on autoplay…while Doordashing 😂

People who order doordash are wild to me😂 you’re spending 20, 30, 40 dollars over the price to get some cold stale food. We’re not even gonna talk to whatever they could do to it before they get to you.

DoorDash keeps fucking Tim Dillon’s order up

What a wild ride

The passenger is a modern day door gunner. Having flashbacks to choppers in vietnam

I'm hiding in my bathroom trying to quietly laugh my ass off and not wake up my dogs and family and i think i might choke to death in here. Lol. This was so stupid that it was hilarious lol thank you 😅😅😅

These two comedic styles have so much synergy.

Theo without missing a beat... "People are missing their wheels" hahaha

You guys are sick I love it