Tim Dillon | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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Tim Dillon returns to This Past Weekend
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@taylorruss5904 3 жыл бұрын
The top 2 high school womens basketball coaches in Louisiana
@BaconNMegs 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha fuck 😂😂 theos hair is definitely a female PE coach cut for sure
@wonderbread2362 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh😂
@keetonpark 3 жыл бұрын
Lol oh shit bro
@bluev7427 3 жыл бұрын
Bwahaha yes
@josedellasala8626 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@KCdeathbat 3 жыл бұрын
Tim looks like he owns a struggling above-ground pool company
@lamolambda8349 3 жыл бұрын
What do I have to do today to get you into an above-ground pool.
@caseyfryback8271 3 жыл бұрын
lamo lambda lmao
@MrLockie7 3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful comment 10/10
@jeffstewart4162 3 жыл бұрын
10
@crediblecommenterr 3 жыл бұрын
Long Island
@Celestethebestinthewest 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon, "They go woke, you go wider woke. " Theo Von, "You go insomnia." Legend.
@opppopp2322 2 жыл бұрын
theo actually threw those both out there...quick 1-2 dillon really liked wider woke
@floydzeppland 2 жыл бұрын
I think its Wide awoke he said.
@opppopp2322 2 жыл бұрын
@@floydzeppland maybe still great shit
@andy_182 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@opppopp2322 2 жыл бұрын
@@floydzeppland dont ...just dont... let him suffer
@stoptrackingourdata8158 10 ай бұрын
Theo and Tim need a podcast together. They play off each other so well.
@TheCollapse410 7 ай бұрын
"where do her parents live", lmfao. At 22 mins in case u don't remember but that's a KEY point of them playing off each other. These two and Theo with Shane gilis is fucking funny.
@jdrace12 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is what you get when Alex Jones drinks the water that makes the frogs gay.
@rhelferstay 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! I love Alex and Tim and this is one of the funniest comments ever!
@mikkeloverballe103 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love that!
@Mrkillerkane 3 жыл бұрын
......damn
@eastboundeddie1413 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@danielz8925 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@chrisslavin9496 3 жыл бұрын
“Everything Chelsea Handler did was cheap race jokes and now she’s walking around like she’s Malcolm X.” - Tim Dillon
@blindthrall 3 жыл бұрын
@Chili Styles She is the hole.
@jonsalt3241 3 жыл бұрын
When is Chelsea coming out of the closet...
@alanparris8823 3 жыл бұрын
@@blindthrall ารร!ฝภ
@PozzaPizz 3 жыл бұрын
@JGfrm BrooKLynnn might as well release the book
@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp
@josephstankovich3925 2 жыл бұрын
1:11:11 Funny that Theo lifts arm and reveals a tag still on his hoodie - cuts to Tim who clearly notices it and decides not to comment.
@Smason432 2 жыл бұрын
This is a classic Theo von move lol 😂
@mightjaazuz4348 2 жыл бұрын
Did this mean hes going to return his sweater?
@benjaminz2523 2 жыл бұрын
So Theo
@stellviahohenheim 4 ай бұрын
@@mightjaazuz4348No it's a bit
@KingJohnTX 2 жыл бұрын
Tim's reaction to Theo asking if he believes Epstein was a pedophile makes me laugh every time.
@TheCollapse410 7 ай бұрын
lol did u notice Theo said there was a group of ppl in his town in wam whites against Mexicans and then a few minutes later said, WE drew it on our binders so this is real now lmao! So he accidentally admitted he was in wam. Lol. To funny.
@johncampo9111 3 жыл бұрын
Upvote if Tim Dillon should be added to the Podcastville mural
@EclecticWizard6 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@MeatCatCheesyBlaster 3 жыл бұрын
He’s already on the Chris Farley painting
@sergiobarajas9092 3 жыл бұрын
Boy came in late, but is murdeeeeerrrriiiiiingggggg everyone out here on these podcast villes!
@JimmyTurner 3 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes?
@josephedwarddowling5919 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. They could make a great animated cartoon about Tim selling above ground pools,mortgages,copiers, cars,time shares and every other crappy sales job. It practically writes itself yes?
@jackfahy2283 3 жыл бұрын
Tim: “My mother is schizophrenic so I imagine her brain as my twitter feed” Theo: “thats beautiful”
@8teknik 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect. Hes right though.
@mk_-8794 2 жыл бұрын
I actually understood exactly what he meant. I also agree it is beautiful in a way.
@danaelona4081 2 жыл бұрын
@@mk_-8794 explainnn
@mk_-8794 2 жыл бұрын
@@danaelona4081 it’s like artwork. There is beauty in our struggle. Subjective beauty. The things that make us despair. The topics that society tends to label too sad or painful to discuss. We can find love and beauty in those very same things.
@mrborat2493 2 жыл бұрын
@@mk_-8794 Didn't he mean something more like her thoughts are as crazy as his Twitter feed or something like that? I don't understand the beauty of comparing his twitter feed with his mother's mind.
@wymanrtaylor 2 жыл бұрын
“There’s not too many things in the world that make you happy.” “Yeah. Guns... mysteries... what else?” Theo is just the best
@kreevisful 10 ай бұрын
Who said guns?
@bengifford3575 8 ай бұрын
Glad you caught that, think he threw in “finding something” after he asks, “what else?”- guys always on point.
@andrewstlouis1656 2 жыл бұрын
48:44 most genuine laugh from Tim ive ever heard
@birdmanblues34 Жыл бұрын
I had to watch it like 4 times to confirm it was actually him laughing and not someone else in the studio.
@ryancarmello_music Жыл бұрын
@@birdmanblues34 I hate to say it, but that’s Theo’s producer Nick laughing lol he has a very distinguishable laugh. Just happened to be right on time with Tim’s silent laugh
@dpcsoup04 10 ай бұрын
@@ryancarmello_musicno they both laughed out loud you can clearly differentiate them
@ELNACHO78 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like a guy that is always packing a slingshot.
@headfullofacid8088 3 жыл бұрын
Wrist Rocket baby!!!
@patrickbird7625 3 жыл бұрын
Louisiana Link
@WeirdEdz 3 жыл бұрын
You know he got that hiiiittterr
@lenswicked9992 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@puddspudds5102 3 жыл бұрын
And drives a truck
@apatterson619 3 жыл бұрын
Love how athletic and soft spoken Tim is!
@MrMartena56 3 жыл бұрын
If I needed a comedian to come off the bench and be my quarterback, I’d trust Tim Dillon to stand tall in the pocket and deliver that laser into the end zone
@caseyfryback8271 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrMartena56 lmao good structure right there
@CaptPicard81 3 жыл бұрын
Michael Phelps physique with the deferential demeanor of a geisha. Wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.
@levihayes5775 3 жыл бұрын
MrMartena56 fire analogy
@jeffpierce71 3 жыл бұрын
Claudio?
@Spongebathe830 Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon's statement about statues makes sense. It's not about the person being right or wrong but rather if the person did something significant. Poignant.
@salvagemonster3612 3 жыл бұрын
You know why Theo is so great? Because all of us that grew up in small towns and rural America knew him. This is the guy that no one hated. He never tried to be anyone but himself. He was that kooky dumb kid that got by with his quick humor. He was the one that when you come home to visit you hope you see at the bar and hang out with and catch up with for hours. Theo don’t change. Don’t try to be broad like Joe or fake deep like Brian. Be yourself.
@ogfridgeman5546 2 жыл бұрын
Who's brian
@tylersmith3663 2 жыл бұрын
@Judging Luigi where was he hating on Rogan? He just said not to be broad like him, like keep the scope of his podcast more narrow
@Pop013 Жыл бұрын
@@tylersmith3663 broad as a hooker?
@BoLBibleStudy Жыл бұрын
@@ogfridgeman5546 from family guy
@Sniperboy5551 Жыл бұрын
@Tyler Smith I enjoy Rogan’s podcast, but I don’t find him very funny in his stand-up.
@justinAroy 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is like the larger, less gay version of Chris distefano.
@monkeystatus 3 жыл бұрын
10/10 !
@conhod10 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit lmao
@Audiofatuation 3 жыл бұрын
This is perfection.
@johnnie543 3 жыл бұрын
It is what it is bubbas
@thismothafuckasaid7304 3 жыл бұрын
We need the "notorious Tim Dillion episode" of History Hyenas to be released!!! Must be horrible if Tim, Chris, Yanni won't let anyone see it. Supposedly, Tim was off and some of episode was filmed in car too
@sabrinarobles8083 3 жыл бұрын
Tim-“My mother is schizophrenic so my Twitter is what I imagine her brain is like”. Theo-“Thats beautiful”
@bigcityclipz7033 3 жыл бұрын
real hidden gem on this pod
@aprilrawls5162 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@ericasmith2397 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Chillibe 3 жыл бұрын
If you press SHIFT + ENTER, you'll jump to the next line instead of having to spam space.
@theevolvingman1718 2 жыл бұрын
Man the very beginning of this conversation really touched me. When Theo told Tim he loved him, it was so genuine and sincere. And Tim seemed to really appreciate and be humbled by it. A very cool moment. Respect.
@ThanhNguyen-br1rh Жыл бұрын
It is beautiful!! I rewatch it couple dozens times already. I hope every introverts in the world would eventually have someone to recreate this moment if they hadn’t before
@mhxxd4 Жыл бұрын
@@ThanhNguyen-br1rh what?
@luisgalle9474 Жыл бұрын
Honestly my 20th time listening to this episode, truly timeless lol
@King-O-Hell Жыл бұрын
I forgot how magical it was. lol
@WinterBellz Жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah yeah
@JohnHausser 3 жыл бұрын
Dillon looks like a human version of a South Park character
@MintyFresh799 3 жыл бұрын
There it is indeed. It's been bugging me for a while but he looks like grown up Cartman from the Future Self n' Me episode.
@jzen1455 3 жыл бұрын
Even talks like one.
@kevinc8613 3 жыл бұрын
like a real ass grown up Cartman! 100%
@kevinc8613 3 жыл бұрын
@@MintyFresh799 nailed it!
@haydensantos6474 3 жыл бұрын
@@kevinc8613 I have been thinking this for awhile
@gnarbage5743 3 жыл бұрын
“I was a child actor. I started doing coke at 12. My mother’s a schizophrenic. I was a closeted homosexual. I’m politically all over the map, though I lean conservative. I was in the mortgage industry. I idolize hucksters, thieves, cons, and cheats. My dream is to be a traveling salesman through America. And if comedy works, that’s nice too.” - Tim Dillon #TimDillon4Prez
@mccarjcb 3 жыл бұрын
Jax J I’m a conservative but I supported yang. Your point?
@MrGOTAMA420 3 жыл бұрын
hes fucking awesome
@joshistyping 3 жыл бұрын
@Jaxy Jay Most of what Americans consider liberal and conservative is so specifically tied in whatever funhouse mirror cultural bubble we decided to parse politics through that 90% of us might as well say "I'm a Wiccan, but I won't vote Democrat unless Marianne Wilson is the nominee."
@joshistyping 3 жыл бұрын
Zach Barker Of course there’s such a thing as “liberal” and “conservative”, but my point is that we exist on a political island that has its own set of bullshit cultural markers defining what is or isn’t one or the other, and at best, the rest of the world slowly assimilates to us because our presence eats up so much of the oxygen in the room.
@robertglenn7767 3 жыл бұрын
Josh Blume it won’t let me tag you, but that’s the most apt description of American politics I’ve heard in awhile. The whole idea of what “liberal” or “conservative” is so tied to our upbringing and country of origin.
@funonvancouverisland 3 жыл бұрын
Theo just genuinely laughing over and over . It's rare I love it 😂
@Belenus3080 2 жыл бұрын
Tim: there’s only a few things in life that really make you happy Theo: yeah guns, mysteries
@puzzledobserver7644 3 жыл бұрын
Theo does his ads like he’s reading a hostage letter.
@-Siculus-Hort- 3 жыл бұрын
welp...
@matthewmullin8168 3 жыл бұрын
At $249 a month, they're probably holding his bank account hostage
@jamesdewane1642 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't think of a good way to torch him on this, so thanks.
@AjGalloway95 2 жыл бұрын
Rogan is the worst it sounds like he’s trying to be the draft kings guy while holding in a fart
@joshobrien9790 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@pgvision2116 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon’s success ran Joe Rogan out of California
@Bobojanglesbo 3 жыл бұрын
He’s the most popular podcaster/epidemiologist/sociologist in LA
@skeletor7708 3 жыл бұрын
How so??
@Bobojanglesbo 3 жыл бұрын
Skeletor it’s a joke dude, he had mentioned the success of his podcast is pushing joe to move to TX.
@pgvision2116 3 жыл бұрын
Bobojanglesbo thank u
@Bobojanglesbo 3 жыл бұрын
PG Vision indeed!
@juliuscaesar6793 2 жыл бұрын
Theo is the only comedian I've seen who makes Tim crack up. Tim doesn't even smile when he's with Whitney.
@deadarmd 2 жыл бұрын
He leaches off whitney and it seems like he feels bad for her.
@xmathmanx 2 жыл бұрын
Whitney's 'annoying but hot' schtick is never gonna work on gay men
@Niho10BiH 2 жыл бұрын
Tim’s face when Theo said Kevin Spacey 😂
@deez2nuts2 3 жыл бұрын
The 2 funniest comedians who still dont get enough credit
@yvdavg6329 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, Brian callen sucks
@hunterthompson6295 3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget Mark Normand
@SauravKumar-st5rs 3 жыл бұрын
Because they missed few payments😂
@schmidty_fps8162 3 жыл бұрын
facts
@yodythewoadie 3 жыл бұрын
The 2 funniest comedians.
@severalwhitespaces 3 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a way to buy stock in Tim Dillon. Dude is going places.
@caseyfryback8271 3 жыл бұрын
Buy some jewels 👍🏽
@delta-9969 3 жыл бұрын
@@caseyfryback8271 Or some subprime mortgages
@ahmedj1254 3 жыл бұрын
Delta-9 underrated comment
@David.Sky.Walker 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon looks like he wishes there was a way he could buy Preferred Stock Cologne.
@OpiumMonkey 3 жыл бұрын
Its called his patreon
@TopJoo7 Жыл бұрын
Tim: "When people go woke, you just go further.." Theo: "You go wide awake" Theo: "You go insomnia"
@jonathansoko5368 2 жыл бұрын
I love that theo and Tim get each other.... When theos on rogan half the time it goes over rogans head... Which isnt hard since rogans like 5 ft
@justintheodorou 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that Tim Dillon’s career is big enough now that he doesn’t need to share an episode w/Logan Paul
@lukejax1407 3 жыл бұрын
Hahah oh yeah. I thought I saw Tim on Theo's pod before
@bigfoot7688 3 жыл бұрын
That was actually a good episode.
@MartinZeldaTP 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't yet been able to bring myself to watch that one lol, although Tim is pretty funny and I want to see him.
@danialanis1141 3 жыл бұрын
That was a great episode, i even enjoyed tim dillon going on logans pod.
@adamzez 3 жыл бұрын
not a fan of paul, i dont follow him at all and never seen one of his videos. but he was enjoyable on that podcast. he didnt resist the humor that theo and dillion had and let them do their thing and knew he wasnt as funny as them.
@Tim_mtz_ 3 жыл бұрын
Theo and Tim look like two title 9 P.E. teachers
@gabbybendel 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@AngryTusken 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, roasted 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@bbdsmith88 3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@bsiegel001 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! And everyday is Dodge Ball!
@apcocozza 3 жыл бұрын
Mine was Coach Lou lol
@garrettjohnson907 2 жыл бұрын
These two giving off some serious relationship vibes. Please make a podcast together. The closet and the queen podcast. Gang
@Avalanche_Hockey166 Жыл бұрын
Fuckin hilarious name. Well done.
@villeharju2207 Жыл бұрын
gang baby
@stoptrackingourdata8158 10 ай бұрын
💯
@dpcsoup04 10 ай бұрын
GANG
@wheelson7895 Жыл бұрын
‘This guy got second place in the civil war’ fuck me 😂
@SM-zr4nc 3 жыл бұрын
15 years ago the internet was an escape from the real world. Now the real world is an escape from the internet.
@clintonleonard5187 3 жыл бұрын
Not that strange, really. Things happen in cycles.
@oak8891 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@casamir1 3 жыл бұрын
I'm stealing this man, find it quite profound.
@SM-zr4nc 3 жыл бұрын
@@casamir1 Hi Alexander, yea please do! The quote was written by, Noah Smith, Bloomberg Opinion Writer and got 200k likes on Twitter in Aug 2017. (My pov is that we bring our human nature to technology and that includes the good, bad and ugly elements) so take it all with some detachment.. Have a great day!
@lowkeyAJ24 3 жыл бұрын
@@SM-zr4nc awesome of you to name who said the quote. Gang gang
@PIXYBoy79 3 жыл бұрын
Theo totally serious: "We talk a lot about drug induced homosexuality on this podcast" - probably the best quote ever
@cbarrientos512 Жыл бұрын
669
@UndercoverNormie 11 ай бұрын
It is real. Stay away from benzos and barbiturates kids.
@mattvarvorski 7 ай бұрын
@@UndercoverNormie amphetamines/coke and booze would probably be more accurate. You’re not gonna remember if you’re on barbiturates.
@TheCollapse410 7 ай бұрын
@@cbarrientos512damn things fine?
@TheCollapse410 7 ай бұрын
@@UndercoverNormieI went to prison for something I did on heroin and Xanax and I don't remember stealing that car OR burning it at all. Like literally NO memory of it. It sounds like something I would have done but maybe with more care without the Xanax lol.
@dillonstith6427 Жыл бұрын
“ a little bit of swan” if you make Tim Dillon laugh that hard. You’re funny af
@Mr.GuyRebat Жыл бұрын
Theo and Tim there’s nothing better these guys have me giggling the entire episode
@PlightOfAMan 3 жыл бұрын
These two need to play camp counselors in a movie
@t77break 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh insane idea i’d watch the fuck outta that
@redgatorgamingnetwork 2 жыл бұрын
hahahahah thats perfect hahaha
@boomerbob5115 2 жыл бұрын
Too bad they don’t make movies that are actually funny anymore
@blastfromthepast7119 2 жыл бұрын
A couple of the kids go missing due to a local "bohemian grove" type club.
@Seancloudsss 2 жыл бұрын
Omg! YeSss!
@caseyward7707 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Theo hanging with Tim is the most honest version of both of them. They should have a podcast! Love this!
@dc8959 3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful idea!
@double_d_8885 3 жыл бұрын
Best idea EVER! In all of humankind, you deserve a Nobel prize or something that awards greatness!
@mith2946 3 жыл бұрын
It will be gold, leave King and Sting
@jhart1127 3 жыл бұрын
@@jORDYTHEMAN1 I hear you but if we're continued to be entertained and they're creating revenue in the process... let's butter these parsnips! I'm excited.
@nickminello4688 3 жыл бұрын
Tim’s greatest contribution to the world will be that he gave comedians and public people license to speak the truth again. People are so fucking bored of the polished bullshit which is part of why he’s exploding in popularity. You love to see it.
@Skrenja 2 жыл бұрын
"In Kentucky most people have no face." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jltintcustoms Жыл бұрын
5:50 took me out 🤣🤣😭
@adriennesuydam791 3 жыл бұрын
“I look like a cop who shot a toddler”
@petermozuraitis5219 3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest things I've ever read 🤣 😂 💀
@BoqPrecision 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't though, he has an innocent face 🤣
@watevapoo 3 жыл бұрын
Tim: There’s just not that many things in the world that make you happy. Theo: Yeah guns... Mysteries... Finding something.
@zakkyp8849 3 жыл бұрын
He was describing red dead redemption2
@mikeoo7712 3 жыл бұрын
He forgot to put “throwing my friends under buses “ on the list
@MaxZUber 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikeoo7712 what are you referring to?
@justinbires6283 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaxZUber chris delia i think
@MaxZUber 3 жыл бұрын
@@justinbires6283 I know he mentioned it one EP but I don't remember him throwing Chris under the bus or anything
@MisterK-YT 2 жыл бұрын
47:37 LMAO 😂 Tim: “There’s not that many things out there that make you happy-“ Theo: “yeah... guns, _mysteries..._ what else 🤔”
@SincereSentinel 2 жыл бұрын
I still owe Theo big time for having Tim on. From the day this episode dropped going forward, have watched Tim's pod and what a fun ride it's been* lol 😆.
@rosephjosenbaum7130 3 жыл бұрын
I think Dillon is pretending to be gay so that he won’t get cancelled.
@edisonnification 3 жыл бұрын
You wont be surprised if some men come out saying he fingered them in the ass a few times at the jewelery store.
@gvictor 3 жыл бұрын
sharp, prescient career move if true
@clintonleonard5187 3 жыл бұрын
I would believe it. He doesn't seem gay at all.
@Stranger_In_The_Alps 3 жыл бұрын
It’s been a conspiracy for a while
@Jzzmus 3 жыл бұрын
you guys don’t know very many gay people...
@dustinlovell7710 3 жыл бұрын
If Chris Farley and Colin Quinn had a baby, it would be Tim Dillon.
@mrs.riche3939 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on!😂
@gordonburchell4337 3 жыл бұрын
Wow yeah I see it
@tjlasure4489 3 жыл бұрын
+Todd Glass lol
@justinianDT 3 жыл бұрын
Stanhope and Quinn.
@eliasdskill5008 3 жыл бұрын
Yes facts
@snaketeeth2229 10 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about Theo is that he will just shout out and ask what a word means. Dam right. Don't be afraid to ask! You are not an idiot for asking a question, you are curious and want to know. You should be praised. I know what it is to hold yourself back by not asking. Thank you for setting that standard of including yourself in the conversation by educating yourself. Your friends do not make fun of you for it. This is love.
@gabriellay6010 2 жыл бұрын
Theo and Tim are brilliant together! Hilarious cast men! Once in a while I do a deep dive on comics I discover for the first time and watch multiple podcasts of theirs. Most recently, I’ve been on Tim Dillon. He’s absolutely hilarious! He should play Chris Farley in a movie about Chris Farleys life. Come on Hollywood, get it together!
@wooshangjr 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the voice of the politically nuanced. Never did I think a gay Irish guy from Long Island would speak to me.
@adambaldwin258 3 жыл бұрын
Them's the only dudes I listen to. Onward.
@StickyBandit22 3 жыл бұрын
He's really gay? Would not of guessed
@adambaldwin258 3 жыл бұрын
@@StickyBandit22 everyone is a little gay
@cam1834 3 жыл бұрын
@@StickyBandit22 cause hes not flamboyantly gay? Goes to show why you shouldn't have preconceived notions about people
@clintonleonard5187 3 жыл бұрын
He's gay? No way.
@nickyale4220 3 жыл бұрын
Upvote for petition to have Theo and Tim going over current crime events and giving their opinions on it for 45 minutes a week
@sh6914 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@joshliberio7353 3 жыл бұрын
If there were an entire network channel created with that premise in mind, my tv would never turn off.
@gamesofcontent 3 жыл бұрын
Theo vonn has the best intro. It's short, simple, explains who the guest is, and sets up the atmosphere of the podcast.
@sevenmangotrees9784 2 жыл бұрын
"Haven't you read the cats tweets?" Gotta love Theo 😆
@SilverLumberjack 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is such a good dude. Really enjoy listening to him with you Theo.
@GKA11111 3 жыл бұрын
Wait till the sex scandal breaks....
@FullBodyShampoo 3 жыл бұрын
Prison Rapes and Childhood Obesity
@joshuaduenas4969 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is cool. Overall, just because he speaks with authority in his voice doesn’t mean his ideas about Trump are actually sound. We’ve all got flaws. TRUMP2020
@joshuaduenas4969 3 жыл бұрын
MAGA
@GKA11111 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaduenas4969 nice book sissy. Get to bed
@levihayes5775 3 жыл бұрын
47:17 “Food is the only luxury for people that don’t have a lot of money.” Wow that is so true. Honestly never thought of it that way.
@nathanfink6203 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is great especially his patreon
@Skankhunter420 3 жыл бұрын
That's how food ends up as currency in jail and prison lol
@humanphillips3091 3 жыл бұрын
"Lets have a little swan" "swan is an adult meat" lol best quotes
@observeandrapport8862 2 жыл бұрын
“Let’s have a little bit of swan.” Man I can’t breathe I swear to god.
@willhamilton9235 4 күн бұрын
Do u really swear????
@Tom361E 3 жыл бұрын
So good to see Tommy Boy and Joe Dirt back together
@willkennedy8317 3 жыл бұрын
Yes 👍 👍 👍
@booqrdoit9138 3 жыл бұрын
Needs more likes
@Tom361E 3 жыл бұрын
@@booqrdoit9138 agreed lol
@terryeaster1 3 жыл бұрын
Lololololpp
@liamleonard9120 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tom361E lmao u know that shit was good 😂😂
@REASONvsRANDOM 3 жыл бұрын
Tim’s dressed like he’s about to help his neighbor move a couch.
@saraforney3940 3 жыл бұрын
& be a little racist to his neighbor’s Gardner.
@REASONvsRANDOM 3 жыл бұрын
@@saraforney3940 he looks like his shirt collar committed suicide immediately after learning the identity of it’s owner.
@TheJokerx420 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@petershury7135 2 жыл бұрын
@@saraforney3940 lol spot on
@Idontgothatway 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@AndrewFalberg Жыл бұрын
TIM" This is my mattress now, yea" THEO "Cedar" as he slowly strokes the table🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zacharyatwell5868 Жыл бұрын
Love the both of you guys great podcast
@Augusto_Pinochet Жыл бұрын
I love them separately but this was painful to listen to for me. I just don’t think they go well together. Rogan is the element that is missing, and makes both of these guys give peak performance.
@spr30 3 жыл бұрын
“Swan isn’t for everyone. It’s a majestic creature”.
@BlakeTimmonsArt 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon looks like he still sells sub prime mortgages
@HyperintelligentViralSpider 3 жыл бұрын
Hes selling a dream. A dream of a perfectly set stone.
@jentrizle 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon looks like a car salesmen who sells me a ford pinto that has a gas tank that may blow up and kill me as a positive talking point. I am buying that shit for sure!
@BlakeTimmonsArt 3 жыл бұрын
jentrizle too wordy but good effort
@bigleebrink 3 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city.
@Blueswailer 3 жыл бұрын
Or prime sub sandwiches.
@lilyevans973 Жыл бұрын
There’s not too many things in the world that make you happy. Theo: guns, mysteries, what else… finding something
@DMofTheWorld 3 жыл бұрын
48:41 my new favorite moment on the internet
@razzer98987 3 жыл бұрын
Its a real knife fight in here!
@Vmh1717 3 жыл бұрын
Anything Tim Dillon is gold. Funniest guy there is right now.
@JHer-wd3js 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest gay
@David.Sky.Walker 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon isn't really funny. Rick Glassman is funny.
@JHer-wd3js 3 жыл бұрын
@@David.Sky.Walker Rick Glassman isn't really funny. Eating noodles out of a homeless mans beard is funny. Wait what?
@MrGOTAMA420 3 жыл бұрын
hes good with theo here
@kingheart9555 3 жыл бұрын
Him and Danny Mullen. Also Brandon bucking ham is on the come up.
@Mike-os8lv 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this in preparation for Tim's return. Always a great duo, these two are. 😂
@kimberdavis7885 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is one of my absolute favorite comedians! Loving the NEW unique country boy vibes your bringing to the podcast world
@hrglass8395 3 жыл бұрын
Not only is this guy ridiculously funny, hes also really smart.
@businessbuilder92 3 жыл бұрын
Who?
@headfullofacid8088 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is a National Treasure
@johnnycomelately9400 3 жыл бұрын
@@businessbuilder92 they must mean Brendan Schaub.
@basednative271 3 жыл бұрын
High intelligence is usually required for exceptional humour
@janglingjack 3 жыл бұрын
*fat.
@bigworm5024 3 жыл бұрын
Tim looks like he stepped straight off the golf cart after shooting a 126
@mr.pigglywiggoly1866 3 жыл бұрын
Lol! Hanging with John Daly abut to much..
@Backoutification 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo
@aboy97215 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha underrated comment! Very apt description lol
@adambaldwin258 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he just shot 26 opposums at the landfill
@bigworm5024 3 жыл бұрын
@@adambaldwin258 😆 lol
@jamesdewane1642 3 жыл бұрын
Tim at one hour: Doesn't this end? April 2021: Hahahahahahaha
@garymericano 2 жыл бұрын
"I think things will turn around in 2021"- Tim Dillon
@Xenamos 3 жыл бұрын
"Whitney would be the husband of her Robot self" lmao
@TAZS 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@CarrotM15 3 жыл бұрын
@@TAZS 28:00
@TAZS 3 жыл бұрын
Garette Sebastian thank you!
@hobobluesclown7337 3 жыл бұрын
Theo makes Tim laugh more than anyone else I’ve ever seen him with. This is great! 😂
@tomharcourt2553 3 жыл бұрын
Nick Mullen probably more
@grayson0916 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Harcourt was about to comment the same thing. Nicks riffs and rants are legendary
@Charwee 2 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like the guy that sits outside the gas station but doesn't own a car.
@mcconnors23 3 жыл бұрын
Tim in front of a charcoal grill sweating over meats is where I like to envision him
@BornAHawkEye 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon's ad reads are funnier than any SNL skit.. we don't deserve him 😂
@lynxharpthorn7764 3 жыл бұрын
I bought the Cereal he was reading for because he threatened to kill my family if I didn't.
@detrockcity3 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, that's a low bar.
@BornAHawkEye 3 жыл бұрын
@@lynxharpthorn7764 😂🤘
@BornAHawkEye 3 жыл бұрын
@@detrockcity3 pretty sad nowadays
@Sundog33 2 жыл бұрын
Aged like wine
@alexbrint3798 3 жыл бұрын
"food is the only luxury for people who don't have a lot of money"
@triton62674 3 жыл бұрын
This is such a good line, describes the obesity epidemic among lower classes perfectly.
@shannon3041 3 жыл бұрын
triton62674 uuuuuuuu
@jackwebb3757 3 жыл бұрын
Crack is like 20 bucks a hit. We got options.
@nachomansandyravage2346 2 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@blastfromthepast7119 2 жыл бұрын
@@jackwebb3757 but food is better on drugs. Or when coming down off drugs.
@LukeJamesActor 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how long Theo and Tim have known have each other. But this is like watching the beginning of a real friendship. What a cool conversation. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@J_Games_1996 Жыл бұрын
"The only luxury, was let's get a fun food." That is so depressing. That is just SO depressing.
@platinum014 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is actually being able to finish a joke without Brendon interrupting him.
@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 3 жыл бұрын
Naw B! Why you throwing my boi Schaub under the table like that!?
@Thewarmestpanza 3 жыл бұрын
Brendan always interrupts with his CTE-fueled bro nonsense
@suelamphere8040 3 жыл бұрын
Schaub ate that *ass* bro!
@matthale8090 3 жыл бұрын
@@suelamphere8040 good lord 😆
@bellaracergracy123 3 жыл бұрын
@@Thewarmestpanza hahahahaha bro I hate Schaub
@zacharymcgivern6680 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t get over how they did bill burr and his wife on the wall 😭😭🤣
@babysimba2788 3 жыл бұрын
Oh shit I just noticed the baby lol
@sangyedorje 3 жыл бұрын
Daaamn. I wish she was HOLDING Bill like that baby
@bori1986 3 жыл бұрын
@Dylan Scott 😂😂
@willkennedy8317 3 жыл бұрын
I can't stop looking at it, hilarious 🤣 😂 😆 😭
@taowaycamino4891 3 жыл бұрын
And where is Theo on that wall?
@Kev80ification 3 жыл бұрын
Tim kept me sane throughout this pandemic! Thank you Sir
@thomasgesse3540 2 жыл бұрын
Probably the best conversation ever had on the internet...Thank you!
@cannibrel 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like the only hunting he does is throwing pebbles and sticks at pidgeons
@ljensen7681 3 жыл бұрын
He's got that wrist rocket hitter
@travisyates5411 3 жыл бұрын
He throws pigeons?
@superfuriousroy1295 3 жыл бұрын
Those pigeons be dodging everything too, straight up every pigeon is like neo in the matrix. They'll even taunt you by acting like they don't give a fuck and then dodge at the last second. Damn pigeons man
@Relithraxas 3 жыл бұрын
this thread barely got 50 likes combined in a pandemic where people are legally forced to stay inside and read youtube comments.
@superfuriousroy1295 3 жыл бұрын
@@Relithraxas okay we'll try to step it up for you my guy
@nillpoxcvcv 3 жыл бұрын
'Throw up a Carmelo Anthony somewhere...people are 50-50 on of he's really that helpful to a team.'
@johns818 3 жыл бұрын
1:19:05 Tim is a very intelligent man.. he see's right through what everyone else is mesmerized by including Theo.
@DrZbo 2 жыл бұрын
There is noone anywhere on the political spectrum that is safe from Tim. McConnell will get the smoke right after Cuomo and he will never stop ripping into them. Nobody is safe and that's fair lol
@michaelmayberry8217 11 ай бұрын
these two make a good team, we need like a super team podcast, these two just mesh well
@rhandel13 3 жыл бұрын
Theo has been apart of a drug induced gay experience. He brings it up every chance he gets.
@electric1522 3 жыл бұрын
He asks tons of questions about understanding if a straight guy is gay or not.
@adamdrakestudio 3 жыл бұрын
tells the gay comedian how much he loves him and means it immediately.
@vlr321 3 жыл бұрын
A part
@adamdrakestudio 3 жыл бұрын
@life in the big city depends how deeply rooted he got done did
@nikscott6644 3 жыл бұрын
He's definitely bi-curious.
@TheArtofGuitar 3 жыл бұрын
Tim almost didn’t break until Theo mentioned grilling a swan. 😂🤣
@BornAHawkEye 3 жыл бұрын
Frfr hahah I got off of my overnight shift and pulled into my little mobile home box I call in the country with him saying that and busted out laughing
@SwarfCrawler 3 жыл бұрын
Love you bro any tips for me? Been playing for 9 months still absalutey horrible and sloppy
@DevPatel-if2jj 3 жыл бұрын
hello mr guitar man
@salvagemonster3612 3 жыл бұрын
@@BornAHawkEye then you got the swan out of the grill of your IROC and threw it in the frying pan. Hahaaa
@BornAHawkEye 3 жыл бұрын
@@salvagemonster3612 I don't know I've eaten frogs I've never eaten a swan
@ThinkRedActGreen Жыл бұрын
These two on tour together would just be unstoppable!!! Please guys make it happen! Love u
@MatthewGill-nv4tb 11 ай бұрын
This is for all couch sleepers.... sure there may be velcro under the left and right side... but you can take off the covers.... wash them.... and then swap the foam part... and flip the middle one upside down
@nicehorn5250 3 жыл бұрын
Wow a doctor on Theo's podcast his guests are so diverse
@MartinZeldaTP 3 жыл бұрын
And politician
@gage1fromdaB 3 жыл бұрын
Virologist
@brandonjlynn2695 3 жыл бұрын
He’s so progressive lately!
@ericlorance2089 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows how amazing of neurologist he is
@3four4door59 3 жыл бұрын
And i trust Tim over any of these Muppet "experts" WHO contradict themselves every other day of the month.
@RandomCentral707 3 жыл бұрын
How can such an aggressive tone be so soothing, modern science still can’t explain it to this day
@saraforney3940 3 жыл бұрын
I fall asleep to him all the time
@livewiiiiire 3 жыл бұрын
@@saraforney3940 I do too!
@bclinton4king 3 жыл бұрын
We need a doctor to explain. Dr. Toboggan, Mantis Toboggan.
@Arms2 2 жыл бұрын
It’s cathartic I think
@bromandudeguy4626 2 жыл бұрын
Just watched this one again and will watch again and again. Absolute gem. I see a podcast duo.
@theduck3072 Жыл бұрын
its fascinating listening back to a podcast in the middle of the pandemic. That was an absolutely wild time honestly. cant say its gotten better though
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