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M0l0n_Labe what you said made no sense.

Rational thought often goes out the window, when a person is driven by fear or hate.

Atleast someone understands. Some of these people need to calm down and stop taking these things so personally.

Thankyou... Your my new best friend XD

Dove Heartfillia Well... I feel strangely humbled by this random befriend-ment.

Just go with it :) it's a friend.

YUP XD

Basically you're laughing at yourself.

well if you can't laugh at your self ....this by no means changes my views and respecting each others views doesn't make you wrong or weak ...

nthensome02 Yes we should respect eachothers veiws.

nthensome02 thats true brother.

The Atheist summer camp is at the Bohemian Grove

Coming from a christian, You are a good person:)

Dan Wilson this man is really not funny, you should look up some actual comedians.

Wolf Spritzer OR maybe you should....LOL

+Shelia Boyd Obviously, he can't please everyone. But kudos to your comment. Lol

There you go!

using god to make money...you people are so easy to fleece..but then that is what being part of a flock is all about..

Well the atheists find this video hilarious he's very funny

Yes you will unless you accept Jesus Christ as your savior.

+Grand Gremlin Nope those are all lies. When you look at how wonderful and perfect everything is, all the cells and atoms and how perfectly they all work, and the placement of the earth and how it is placed so precisely so we can survive, it is more than evident there is a master Creator. Modern Science is just a bunch of bullcrap with scientists who think they've "proved" evolution, big bang, etc. The fool says in his heart " there is no God."

Ethan Cundiff you are so correct!

+Grand Gremlin a muscle that was placed so perfectly how can a God not exist

Grand Gremlin that doesnt explain anything. The monkeys had a perfect body system too explain that

Hope and certainty

Good way to put it.

you just burned yourself

You don't have to be a "die hard" to accept a widely accepted and SOUND theory... :)

Widely accepted doesn't equate to truth. Remember, it was widely accepted that the earth was flat for a while, but that didn't make it truth. Now, to your other point about the theory being "sound", can I ask how you deal with the problems of infinite regression and abiogenesis?

Jamie Hobbs _"Remember, it was widely accepted that the earth was flat for a while"._ Same as the earth being 6000 years old and the sun revolving around the earth. Both things Christians supported along with the earth being flat, and in many cases, still do. And abiogenesis is a different field altogether. Evolution is how life diversifies, not how it started. And you're going to need to explain what you mean about "infinite regression".

Ezio Auditore Thank you and God bless you also, brother. Praying for us all.

Neither does Odin... learn to fight, cause Ragnarok is nigh!

Tim Hawkins is pretty great

Oh yeah! I love em both! God bless

Gotta love it when your own video starts a ton of internet debates :P

atheism and Evolution have NOTHING to do with each other...for fucks sakes...

***** Atheists don't believe in Evolution for it is as flawed as a big bigot guy creating us all. The math to the big bang is made up and doesn't add up. Like elements in deep space a vast place where nothing existed and was SUDDENLY like teleportation, elements appeared and spun around each other and exploded and BOOM WE HERE. Sounds more stupid than the theory of god. Thus Atheists don't believe in either theory. They don't care how we got here. They don't care about subjective morals like homosexuality, or anything. They just believe this is our 1 life. nothing after no punishments and we just live. How we got here or why doesn't matter.

***** If I may note, the Big Bang doesn't make sense because of the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which roughly states that order cannot be created from chaos. Explosions are chaos, order is earth. Oh, and also, Big Bang wasn't originally an explosion.

animalman007 I never said the Big Bang ever made sense. Still alot of flaws with that theory of the almighty big bang. That wasn't what i was saying though.

***** I know. I was just giving you a more in depth statement as to it.

Didn't you mean personal bondage?! lol

Facts lol

Wow for someone accusing others of being angry you sure sound pretty mad

Wewt :D high five!! I'm a Catholic but I think that Catholic/Christian jokes are pretty hilarious xD It's always good to find more people who can take a joke, y'know??

Happy some people can take a joke!

Thank you an atheist with a sense of humor!

I like jokes, but I don't like when people argue over who's better than who. We're all fighting for equality aren't we? That's just my opinion on religion. I'm sure that everyone would agree? :P Thankfully there hasn't been any trolls yet. :)

MageTezzos Same. I've got a kind of... "All Roads Lead to Rome" philosophy on life, so it doesn't matter to me what kind of faith or lack thereof someone would celebrate. I guess that if you're right we'll both end up in the same place, and if I'm right we'll both end up in Heaven, so it's a sort of win-win either way ;p

+AlbeitBeast oh goodness yess

+AlbeitBeast I saw what you did there.

That is really funny, but I'm afraid to laugh.

that was funny....

I laughed! I'll probably go to Hell now, so thanks! :)

I agree.

That's because almost everyone feels the need to tell others that they're right, has nothing to do with whether you're religious or not

Koen This is true. I basically already said that but I agree. Opinions/ beliefs in general are always being force fed to people no matter the topic...

Koen based on the topic he's talking about yes it does

Don't be offended... I KNOW I'm right because I'm NEVER WRONG!!! I thought I was wrong ONCE... But found out I was MISTAKEN!!!

Plus a box of kleenex and a Depends.

Not in public and on stage. I have only ever seen one guy poke fun at christians on stage at a stand up comedy, and He's a massive asshole.

+Player Slayer Yeah, actually they do make fun of Christians in public, I know because I've seen it.

Sawyer Fox I haven't denied that atheist comedians make fun of Christians. What I am saying is I've only encountered 1 comedian who has.

+Player Slayer I'm just saying that atheists in general make fun of Christians in public, not just atheist comedians. I understand what you were saying.

Sawyer Fox Well, not really. There are a lot more atheists that will ignore anything to do with religion or at least won't say anything about them out of respect. The amount of atheists that do compared to the amount that don't are similar to the amount of feminists that hate men compared to the amount that just want equality.

+Jakira Kumahata pretty much -.-.......

nah i think they make the atheist kids watch richard dawkins and hitchens videos

Jakira Kumahata babies for breakfast. And no underage sex!

True😂

That's the joke

+Adam Borison boo go away

+Abby Bouts I don't feel as if this is the correct approach to the problem..

+Adam Borison Well i'm laughing AT him, if that counts...

haha same

Abby Bouts Why?

Yes they are.

Here's something that will change your mind about God the bible says that when your child cusses or hypothesizes you kill them. Or when a man and man lie together you kill them. Also Christians worship a God that killed millions of people by flooding the earth. Also God says that we can't eat meat well I guess he is wrong becuase he let Moses eat the animals aboard the arc. Basically I'm saying is that Christians worship a hypocritical fame wanting invisible made up man in the sky.

got malk God didn't say we can't eat meat.

Leviticus 19:26 after the times he said to can eat meat if you want it says you shall not eat the flesh with the blood in it. Meat has blood in it.

Also Genesis said your God made us to be vegans. Then he let Moses hundreds years later eat meat.

Agreed!!!

Very intelligent comment sir! Excellent!

Finally, someone else who believes that science and God do not have to exist in polar opposition.

Absolutely, to me science doesn't DISPROVE God but the exact opposite. It proves His existence. They go hand-in-hand!

Audiomancer ain’t life all just one big game of telephone? I’m an Atheist because people say that’s what I am. I don’t say I don’t believe in God, I just have a bit of trouble believing that a book written by humans is going to be 100% accurate after a few thousand years. I mean talk about logical inconsistencies: god is good, that’s why everyone other than us sucks. I prefer to think of it more as, God kick starts the whole thing and then all that sciencey stuff is what happened as a result. When you look at it from a hands off view it makes so much more sense.

But when you look at how the Bible is translated today, it is translated directly from the Greek or Hebrew manuscripts into English.

Just let me know if any of them are funny. I won't hold my breath.

+Genevieve what don t make sense

+Genevieve JochetzGenevieveJ The truth about the God of the Bible is that he wants a relationship a true bond of love. He created man perfectly in order to show what a perfect relationship is, but in any relationship true love cannot exist if one or both parties are forced into it. If God made us perfect and forced us to love him we would be like robots obeying his will. Rather, he gave us the choice of leaving perfection(we did and continue to run away). In doing so God allows us to feel the pain and receive the consequences of our decisions(death,pain,evil). The law of God condemns our wrongdoings and says that we are not perfect and cannot perfection on our own. Then, Jesus God) came along and lived a perfect life, fulfilling the places we failed at and died and went to hell in our place. He took the punishment and conquered sin so that we can be reunited with him in paradise like it was in the beginning. Unfortunately those who reject Jesus' offer receive their punishment, those who accept this gift are made righteous and go to heaven with God!

+Clinton Bienz You have no idea on how many levels this is against any logic. If god is omnipotent and benign, he ('he' is already a limitation, by the way, and any limitation negates omnipotence), he is responsible for all suffering, and therefore not benign. Suggesting that all human suffering derives from free will is also beyond ridiculous: natural disasters (caused by god, since he is omnipotent) are outside the scope of mankind. You have to choose: either you embrace religion, or you accept logic and science. There is no way to combine them, so leave it be. The Adam and Eve story you refer to is also hilariously stupid. Being omniscient, he would have known what was going to happen. Being angry or disappointed, as the bible suggests, immediately dismisses the essence of omniscience. In fact, 'wanting something' is already incompatible with omnipotence. But I doubt you can grasp that, given the nonsense you posted....

Clinton Bienz I'm glad for you, that you have such strength in your beliefs. I wish I could be the same way, but I'm just simply not. Religious people seem happier somehow than non religious people, regardless of what religion they subscribe to. Maybe they just don't overthink too much, no offense. I, on the other hand, do. I was indoctrinated into the Christian faith as a child and teen. I was baptized. You'd think it would of stuck if it resonated with me at all. I'm not knocking your faith, I think it's great. I just don't feel or believe the same way as you, and I think that's fine too.

+jlotiffh fixing and as well as while, writing via phone is frustrating.

just gauging the I.Q. drop....thats all.

m0l0n_Labe Name-calling really proves your point! Keep it up!

Why would I watch a "Christian video?" I watch it because I know how to not be offended. Also, because I have every right to.

He is a Christian...

+Rpc Videos I think that's his point. he makes fun of himself and his beliefs as well.

even stupid christians can make good music at least that is not poisoned by christianity

Well that's not true at all. Critical thinking and self worth are exactly the kinds of things that Jesus Christ based all his teachings around. Idk what kind of Christians you've encountered but they got it wrong.

Jason you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Just because we focus our attention on the next life a tad bit more than others doesn't mean that we are incapeable of critical thinking, in fact we focus on the enevitible aka death. We all die, I'm faily certain you don't need science to tell you that. Think about it.

You believe in talking snakes.... I rest my case.

lol rest your case when you have actually studied your point. There is more to it than that.

I also know that there is no evidence of an afterlife. This life is all you get. You assume there is an afterlife why do you assume that without evidence?

I have a few questions, and am honestly curious of your answers, so please don't be offended. I am not trying to scare you off. Does Santa have an entire book, about the history of the world, verifiable in every particular, that foretold recorded historical events hundreds of years? Can you really compare an obvious fairy tale with a religion that has been around, verified, believed, and acted upon for two millenia? What is the "meaning in life" without God?

No and either does god. The bible is not historical, hysterical maybe. You make claims you cant back up like "verifiable" how is it verified? By blind faith? I actually took the time to study the bible most believers haven’t. You wont scare me off, im not mad that you believe in it, i just think its misguided.

poo shoveler There are many instances that there have been archaeological digs in places, and they have found cities, objects, etc. that were mentioned in the Bible. We have historical evidence that the Bible existed well before that. The trial of Jesus and various other events around that time is documented by Roman authorities. In the Old Testament there are illusions to several currently know scientific facts, that at that time were not believed, including the idea that the Earth is round, and that the universe is expanding. Also geometric information was given (notably the necessary formulas to find properties of circles), for the building of the temple. Also, just reading the Bible will not "prove" itself. That is not it's purpose. I cannot "prove" Christianity, and you can not disprove it. It is a belief, that I know has enough verification and probability in order to stake my eternal destination upon it, and not just my destination after death, but my life. That is as close as I can get to proving it, the rest is in the hands of Almighty God. I also think you do not quite understand what a believer is. It is literally that, someone who believes that God created us, sent his Son to earth, who gave his life for us, and took our wrath upon himself in our place, and who was raised up from the grave, and is now at the right hand of the Father, and not only believe, for the Bible says even the demons believe that (and tremble), but to believe that he can be trusted with your soul, to believe that He is sufficient in life and in death. If that is truly is the case, you will be changed, your perspective will shift, and you will start to make sense of all the things that were so confusing in the Bible. I speak from experience, and although I am a poor representative for my Savior, I know in whom I have believed. I'll be quite honest, I am nothing without the power of God in me. If you still disagree, that is OK. You have a choice. I can not force you to become a Christian, but I pray that God will show Himself to you, to help you understand . . . I'll continue to pray for you, and I don't mean that lightly. I will.

poo shoveler Where did you get the number for the "1 million" people in Egypt "at that time"? Egypt was a vast empire, and extremely populous. It was the superpower of that day. One million people? Seems rather low. Your link seems rather obscure, it doesn't prove anything. Maybe you could quote the book? As for the other things you brought up, those are extremely good points, that I will have to go into further depth in the Bible on, for now: Read Job 26:10 and visit: answersingenesis.org/bible-questions/does-the-bible-say-anything-about-astronomy/ And these: www.6000years.org/frame.php?page=home www.clarifyingchristianity.com/b_proof.shtml www.clarifyingchristianity.com/science.shtml In the Bible, and indeed in even relatively modern literature, the "ends of the earth" is not necessarily meant literally. It means going further, passing that edge of what has been already discovered. I would disagree that all Catholics are Christians, and in fact the opposite would be closer to the truth. In conclusion, much of what is written in the Bible is not to be taken literally, as in the world has pillars under it. That is ridiculous, and is a common mistake people make. It is a picture of something greater, something we hardly dare to dream. Make sure to get enough of the context of a verse to keep from twisting it's meaning. Isaiah 40:22 is a great verse, talking about how God is higher than all things of earth, even of all creation. It doesn't necessarily say that the earth was a sphere, but it certainly does not say it was flat. Job 26:10 is a a better argument for a round earth. And even what I just said really means a circle, but you know I meant a sphere. In reality, that is not a break-or-make issue. That will not prove or disprove the Bible. I think we have strayed from the real point, is the bible trustworthy? Visit the links I left above, and please, be honest with yourself. All I want is for you to approach this with an open mind, and to find the truth, wherever it leads you. BTW, the reason I think lowly of myself because I have seen who I really am. I know what I have the potential to become, and, but for the grace of Almighty God, that is what I would be. That is why I think lowly of myself, that God would bestow His grace on someone like me . . .

Since Buddhism has been around longer shouldn’t we all be Buddhists?

I'm a Christian and I'd just like to say THANK YOU for finding humor in life even when you don't agree. Daysteppin some people take things way too seriously and can't find the bright side of life.

i really don't think i will be convinced by anything you call evidence to prove what he is saying is true. lets just save ourselves the drama. people have deferent standards for what they call evidence. I need demonstrable evidence, most believers don't. thanks for push back though :-)

daysteppin2 actually the greatest evidence in the history of the world is the empty tomb. Roman soldiers were put in charge of "protecting" the body of Jesus, posted by the Roman Government (who had a vested interest in the body of Jesus), with a 2,000 pound rock blocking the entrance of the tomb. The guards to back because the body is missing. The Roman government spends the rest of their time trying to snuff out this "movement" of people who claim Jesus rose from the dead. 500 people claimed to see Jesus post-resurrection. 11 of the 12 disciples took Jesus' resurrection to their grave and never changed their story. The final disciple, John, was exiled to the Island of Patmos... never changing his story. And Paul went from killing Christians to becoming what he called himself "an apostle." Apostles were directly commissioned by Jesus - He claims Jesus commissioned him on the road to Damascus AFTER his ascension. That is a preponderance of evidence.

Mike Maglish If you can disprove the resurrection I'll join your cause.

i have no burden of proof. You are claiming something that no one on earth has ever seen been done before, a human rising from the dead, and your only proof is a 2000 year old book that has obviously been tampered with. I don't call that verifiable evidence. maybe wishful thinking at best. It is not my duty to disprove my friend, it is your job to verify it authenticity, which you absolutely cannot do in 2014. the fact that everybody you know believes, and that this was chucked into your head before you hit puberty, is not evidence to believe in god. does that clear things up?

You believe youre not a believer, that's kinda funny.

Leland Fried Okie dokie

RandomAndysChannel Don't really need to see him as much a hear him. Although he does have some expressions and actions that are in themselves hysterical. Thank you for your effort and for sharing.

I don't think you've tried holding a camera still when it's zoomed in that much. It's much harder than it seems.

If you can't take good video zoomed in, zoom out; the audio is the same. It's like watching District 9 again...

Leland Fried Zooming out is one option, but I would not say it's universally the best. Even with the shaking, I can see the facial expressions, which are a large part of some of Tim's acts. If the person capturing this video had the camera zoomed out, I would see a washed out lump of pixels that I assume is Tim. There are really only two valid solutions for a "perfect" video: using a tripod (or even monopod) and getting a closer seat.

I didn't understand geometry when I was in school, then one day I got it! Christianity is the same way.

I understand epistemology, and therefore the Christian Fable is way too silly for me as a rational and sane person to believe. Christianity has nothing to do with an exact science like geometry, it has everything to do with the myths and fables believed by those unable to use cogent logic and sound reasoning (for their theological proposition).

gilgameshismist How do you understand epistemology? epistemology is a process not a single definition of how something came to be. Methinks you are a pompous person who thinks they know everything but really doesn't understand anything....oh, and you also have NO SENSE OF HUMOR which probably means you are very lonely.

Jim Kent So you are saying one can't understand a process like epistemology, damn!! And you are assuming I am lonely? ROFL!! And you think that fallacious arguments are humorous? You make all these silly assumptions, and then call me pompous? Wow.. Just wow. Let me make an assumption! You are a brainwashed member of this blood-cult that worships a jew born of virgin that was temporarily tortured to death as a sacrifice to himself as a lophole for a rule he made himself when he was his own father because he made a ribwomen who ate a piece of fruit because a talking snake tricked her into that. Damn, you christian cultists are silly, and your beliefs are hilarious. I don't know when I laugh harder, when cultists try to defend their silly beliefs, or when their leaders run off with the cultists money! Or even better, when the cultists try to use logic or reasoning for their silly beliefs. Or wait, even better: when cultists call people pompous and in the meantime think they have a personal relationship with the creator of the whole universe, and have a telekenetic line with said creator and ask this creator via prayer to change his perfect plan, or at least point the all knowing creator to a flaw in that perfect plan.. Yeah, how fucking narcissistic can one be to fucking believe that you can change your all knowing and all perfect creator's plan for your petty wishes! How fucking Ironic!!

gilgameshismist First off... Wow, did a priest touch you somewhere naughty or something?? Plenty of atheists on here got the joke, lighten up! Second, anyone can understand epistemology (the study of knowing), but I think you are grossly misinformed as to actual Christian epistemological and foundational information. Not to mention you qualify all of your statements with ad hominem attacks that only the ignorant make. Learn something about the subject you are attempting to disparage before speaking, it makes you look less foolish in the process.

Stairway to heaven by lead zeppelin

That's an interesting comment.

Christians don't need that extra courage because we know our lives and future are in Christ's hand. Have a nice day! =)

Laurel Trey I accept that someday i will die and there will be nothing. You think you're going to disneyland forever. One of these things is childish.

+scubadrew9292 No I belive in what is true. You strongly believe that there will be nothing. I strongly believe that after I die, I will be with him for eternity like it says in the bible. There is no reason to bash each others beliefs.

You "strongly" believing in something doesn't make it true. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and you can't even produce something mildly compelling.

"Vengeful" where did you get that from mister?

Ethan May um, where do people go if they don't worship him? Yeah, vengeful.

No, haha you don't seem to get it at all. He doesn't take you to hell he lets you make YOUR OWN descisions.

salv americano Why would God invite people to a place they don't believe in? And suppressed childhood nature? Huh?

Serge Mevs They are not invited. According to believers he just sends them there against their will as punishment for not believing/worshiping him. Childhood nature, not to be confused with childish nature. Children by nature are playful, curious, energetic. You know, all those things that Sunday school suppresses.