"do you have a less violent menu? i don't want to hurt anybody i just want some food" i love him he's awesome

Tim: "Y'all got some eggs?" Waitress: "Yeah, we got eggs." Tim: "You got some peppers, sausage, and mushrooms?" Waitress: "Yeah..." Tim: *Hand flips* Hahaha...

"We gon' take u to the Barrel, Timbo. We gon treat u right at the barrel."

Omg I work at Cracker Barrel. The first 30 seconds of this I was cracking up. Except I don't think I ever heard any of our servers say any of our food makes you want to slap your momma.

I work at Cracker Barrel here in NC, and at first this wasn't all that funny, but then it got to the omelet part, and I just started cracking up from there! Tim is so funny! My favorite meal is probably the Cracker Barrel Sampler with the Sugar Cured Ham, and biscuits. SO yummy! And our Raspberry Lemonade (a bit more expensive) is really yummy too. Come in to see me at the Concord, NC location! My name is Kara.

im a server at cracker barrel and we do serve omelettes, they just aren't listed in the menu.

Cracker Barrel is beast. Just try not to get a table directly under the horse Castrator

Woot, woot! I work at Cracker Barrel, cashier! Love Tim Hawkins that much more.

Oh my goodness! I laughed so hard I was crying!! You really do have to be a server there to understand the humor in this! I love it...

Tim: Hey do you have omelets? Employee:(says faintly) naw we aint got no omelts Tim: She wasn't even chewing gun i mean awaw(imitates waitress) Waitress: Yeah whatchu see is whatchu get. Tim: Well, y'all got some egg? Waitress: yeah we got eggs. Tim: u got peppers and suasage and mushrooms? Waitress: yeah Tim: 0_0 (does hand motion)....you think you could think outside of the box for a little bit. LOVE YA TIM!!!

"Do you have a less violent menu I could look at? I don't wanna hurt anybody, I just want some food...." hilarious

six of them left im a INGORAMOOSE!!!!

"Momma you might wanna go wait out in the car for a while!"

all six left, iam an ingoramous!

I've had a pretty crapy day and this is one of my good to cheer up videos, so thxs sooo much for being funny! :)

I love him!! They showed us this video last night at my church, but it was the full video. It was comedy night and I'm glad I went!!:)

Tim Hawkins is my favorite commedian ever. I thibk he is si funny. I saw him live at Hillcrest Baptist Church and i thought I was going to throw up, I was laughing so hard. Tim, I love and think you are great. p.s.-I love Chick-fil-A too!

but... we have omelettes? lol we always have...

He's dead on! haha I love the Barrel!

13 people slapped their mama and got beaten sensless.

haha tim hawkins is the best i can never stop laughing when i watch his videos

Oh god, I'm originally from San Diego but I just SEE the words "Cracker Barrel" and begin to salivate.

I'm from south Texas and I prefer Chick-fil-A.

21 people slapped their momma when they ate the biscuits & gravy

Yeah they used to have the Ultimate Omelet. They took it off the menu a couple of year sago I think. My wife loved that thing.

You should come visit The Depot Deli & Lounge restaurant in my hometown. I know it's famous for the Everly Brothers. The restaurant has pictures of the owners family, politicians, Everly Brothers, & of course memorabilia. It has 2 womens bathrooms & one mens (wonder why that is? lol) In the main women's bathroom it has a push mower on the wall, a barrell, an old radio jukebox, & an old coffee can that holds fake flowers. I'm scared that the mower may kill someone someday. lol

we dont call it "the barrel" we call it "the crack" lol seriously and the waitresses usually say something more like "its so good, your tongue'll beat your brains out"

Tim is awesome

Cracker Barrel is one of the few restaurants that serves REAL maple syrup. For that reason alone we go there.

we have some videos of us going into cracker barrel and putting our framed photos on the their walls :) they never noticed amongst all their crap !

@FeatheredEden And I remember one time that only in the south did you ever find a cracker barrel. I lived outside of Washington D.C. and Iowa and they didn't have them. It was only when I visited my Granny and Granddaddy in Tennessee that I saw them. I didn't even see them in Texas until I was a teenager and I ate at one, and had the country ham meal, in San Antonio.

People who disliked thought the dislike button was 'dis I like!'

"Aw six left! I'm an ignoramoose!" That sounds just like me! I do that all the time at cracker barrel! :)

OMG! I.JUST.DIED

Yeah...You go to Tennessee, Virginia, Kentucky or anywhere close to that area (often as far as Florida), people you don't know will have a 20 minute conversation with you. Especially older people.

Tim is a genius, why do you think he's unoriginal and why do you expect fart jokes?

"How are the gravy and biscuts?" "Oh they want to make you slap ya mamma!" LOL XD!

My three favorite things there are Pancakes, Meatloaf and Corn Muffins

@AtarahDerek I think it actually started as a southern chain. There's even some down in FL. ^_^

Brian Regan, Tim Hakwins, Jim Gaffigan = best hat trick ever

God Bless Aubrey. We have to stand behind our beliefs and those who believe in the same. Love Chick fil a too and what they stand for.

*eats biscut* "momma you might wanna go out to the car for a while.. yeah a couple more bites and I'm gonna have to throw down, you know what I'm talking about? these are delicious... don't say I didn't warn ya" HAHA best part

Think outside the box! XD

awesome

@gmoore8275 It is an item which is available but not actually printed on the menu anywhere. Like the items your favorite fast food place has no place to list after putting up 43 photos of the latest special on the big board.

haha! very funny! I love Tim Hawkins!

Here's another comment for ya: TIM HAWKINS IS HILARIOUS! :) His joke writing is Genius! Love HIM! :)

16 people had 6 pegs left on that triangular game.

Omg! Tim is so funny!

it actualy got better recently due to hq crackdownn

use to work at the CB... they have omlets.. its off menu :))

@gmoore8275 It is non-menu as in it does not say that you can have an omelet specifically. BUT it does say something like "with eggs any way you want them" I would know! I eat atthe barrel so much I could practically list off the menu!

O 6 left and I'm an IGNORAMUS ! ! I can never be upset and think bout this part

the first waitress was played by Robin Williams

Could we perhaps get seat not directly under the horse castrator?

2:46 KILLS ME!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

"how are the biscuts and gravy?" "they make you wanna slap your momma!" remind me to NEVER eat there ;)

@AtarahDerek I think its everywhere now, they are all over PA ;)

@SnitchKillers I feel ya! It's the same for me!!!

23 people have a momma who would beat em senseless if they slapped her. :)

lol i love this guy he is sooo funny!!!!!!!!

when is tim hawkins coming to SC and when?

thumbs up if the next time you went to cracker barrel after seeing this you questioned them about the omelets

They do have Omelettes at Cracker Barrel, but they're not on the menu

I know EXACTLY what he's talking about!

@WilliamsErika1989 I thought so! ^_^ We normally end up eating there when we vacation to Florida, even though they have them all over here in Missouri, too. xP Nothin' like home cooking, I guess. haha. :)

this is super funny

LOL that is frickin funny man

watched this today at sunday youth class ( well really... instead of sunday youthclass XD now me and all the other 8th grade girls plan on going to cracker barrell and all saying " do you have a less violent menu we could look at ?"

Can we have a less violent menu

Just came back from Zaxby's with my family. We saw a sign right next to us that said "Chicken so you it'll make youi wanna slap your Momma" XD

We do have omelettes...,LOL

Tim Hawkins is coming to Ohio all u Ohioans! Hope u guys have a great time all that are going to the concert!

now its 28

@Elrundz and y'all make some dang fine omelets. :D

When i have pancakes at the C.B i don't wanna hit my dad with a baseball bat......it makes me wanna hit him with a steel baseball bat! haha

yes... we sure do have omlettes!

Couple more bites and I'm gonna have to throw down, you know what I'm talking about?

Died laughing!! XD

Cramer Barrel LOL

LOLROTF!! So funny! Big heat Tim!!

no omlets:((

put it on transcript audio its funny!!!

i work there hahahaha

I worked there,and it was filthy.They do have omelettes though.Just not on menu.

Tim: Ya'll got eggs? Waitress: Yeah Tim: Ya'll got some peppers, sausages, and mushrooms Waitress: Yeah Tim: (FLIP)......(FLIP)

@staffordville I have a friend that started working there, I gottta show him this.

Hey... Offensive... Never offend us southerners. The south is the best place in da world!!! Thumbs up if you agree, please?

Tim: How are the biscuits and gravy? Waitress: Oh they make you wanna slap your momma! Tim: Then I don't think I'm gonna get the biscuits and gravy. Being my momma's here and all. That would be kind of awkward. How are the pancakes? Waitress: Oh they make yah wanna hit your daddy with a baseball bat! Tim: Do you have a less violent menu i can take a look at? I don't wanna hurt anybody. I just want some food.

@staffordville What the hell is a NON MENU ITEM??????? That to me sounds like its not available to anyone!

LOL.

@braddnichols Yes, I noticed that. He's just your typical youtube troll who doesn't seem to be able to just enjoy the video without ranting about every little thing he can find that might stir people up.

Who doesn't?

As a Pewdiepie fan, I despise Cracker Barrel. BUT I FEEL SO GUILTY THE FOOD IS AMAZING THERE! What kind of bro am I... ;~;

@aokral25 Lol, give it time, Texas rocks, lol. I don't live in TX, but I live nearby!!! XD

aint no food gon ever be that good lol

@NicoleDittman *heart*

we have omelets at Cracker Barrel :) just not on the menu

@JessOnTheRun OR, maybe its where people eat that like good country food. Since when do restaraunts categorize people? If you don't like their food then don't eat there.

HAHAHAHHAHA LOLS THTS FUNNY!!!!