Tim talks about Cracker Barrel. Copyright 2008 Tunafish Productions, www.timhawkins.net
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@MikPenguin14 жыл бұрын
"do you have a less violent menu? i don't want to hurt anybody i just want some food" i love him he's awesome
@1992HappyFeet13 жыл бұрын
Tim: "Y'all got some eggs?" Waitress: "Yeah, we got eggs." Tim: "You got some peppers, sausage, and mushrooms?" Waitress: "Yeah..." Tim: *Hand flips* Hahaha...
@RavenStarrEvans13 жыл бұрын
"We gon' take u to the Barrel, Timbo. We gon treat u right at the barrel."
@mickeyakers9110 жыл бұрын
Omg I work at Cracker Barrel. The first 30 seconds of this I was cracking up. Except I don't think I ever heard any of our servers say any of our food makes you want to slap your momma.
@Kml1990111 жыл бұрын
I work at Cracker Barrel here in NC, and at first this wasn't all that funny, but then it got to the omelet part, and I just started cracking up from there! Tim is so funny! My favorite meal is probably the Cracker Barrel Sampler with the Sugar Cured Ham, and biscuits. SO yummy! And our Raspberry Lemonade (a bit more expensive) is really yummy too. Come in to see me at the Concord, NC location! My name is Kara.
@pookie757111 жыл бұрын
im a server at cracker barrel and we do serve omelettes, they just aren't listed in the menu.
@TheLennyLegoShow12 жыл бұрын
Cracker Barrel is beast. Just try not to get a table directly under the horse Castrator
@terrfomp9211 жыл бұрын
Woot, woot! I work at Cracker Barrel, cashier! Love Tim Hawkins that much more.
@IngridKjord14 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness! I laughed so hard I was crying!! You really do have to be a server there to understand the humor in this! I love it...
@freakishlylargeclown11 жыл бұрын
Tim: Hey do you have omelets? Employee:(says faintly) naw we aint got no omelts Tim: She wasn't even chewing gun i mean awaw(imitates waitress) Waitress: Yeah whatchu see is whatchu get. Tim: Well, y'all got some egg? Waitress: yeah we got eggs. Tim: u got peppers and suasage and mushrooms? Waitress: yeah Tim: 0_0 (does hand motion)....you think you could think outside of the box for a little bit. LOVE YA TIM!!!
@thefamntn14 жыл бұрын
"Do you have a less violent menu I could look at? I don't wanna hurt anybody, I just want some food...." hilarious
@TheLennyLegoShow12 жыл бұрын
six of them left im a INGORAMOOSE!!!!
@CosbyTheCaterpillar12 жыл бұрын
"Momma you might wanna go wait out in the car for a while!"
@swirlyweevil561111 жыл бұрын
all six left, iam an ingoramous!
@poppie180111 жыл бұрын
I've had a pretty crapy day and this is one of my good to cheer up videos, so thxs sooo much for being funny! :)
@KCCayCay2912 жыл бұрын
I love him!! They showed us this video last night at my church, but it was the full video. It was comedy night and I'm glad I went!!:)
@aubreylea513612 жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins is my favorite commedian ever. I thibk he is si funny. I saw him live at Hillcrest Baptist Church and i thought I was going to throw up, I was laughing so hard. Tim, I love and think you are great. p.s.-I love Chick-fil-A too!
@hancranford10 жыл бұрын
but... we have omelettes? lol we always have...
@tincanspaceman13 жыл бұрын
He's dead on! haha I love the Barrel!
@AnnabelNightwish12 жыл бұрын
13 people slapped their mama and got beaten sensless.
@stefanwray465911 жыл бұрын
haha tim hawkins is the best i can never stop laughing when i watch his videos
@Fab4Sunrises12 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I'm originally from San Diego but I just SEE the words "Cracker Barrel" and begin to salivate.
@kitawolf1212 жыл бұрын
I'm from south Texas and I prefer Chick-fil-A.
@Chrismasfish12 жыл бұрын
21 people slapped their momma when they ate the biscuits & gravy
@Goldni837212 жыл бұрын
Yeah they used to have the Ultimate Omelet. They took it off the menu a couple of year sago I think. My wife loved that thing.
@Googly24611 жыл бұрын
You should come visit The Depot Deli & Lounge restaurant in my hometown. I know it's famous for the Everly Brothers. The restaurant has pictures of the owners family, politicians, Everly Brothers, & of course memorabilia. It has 2 womens bathrooms & one mens (wonder why that is? lol) In the main women's bathroom it has a push mower on the wall, a barrell, an old radio jukebox, & an old coffee can that holds fake flowers. I'm scared that the mower may kill someone someday. lol
@sfoxxy9613 жыл бұрын
we dont call it "the barrel" we call it "the crack" lol seriously and the waitresses usually say something more like "its so good, your tongue'll beat your brains out"
@jellyroark199712 жыл бұрын
Tim is awesome
@hogomeiko13 жыл бұрын
Cracker Barrel is one of the few restaurants that serves REAL maple syrup. For that reason alone we go there.
@FluffyMcfluffington12 жыл бұрын
we have some videos of us going into cracker barrel and putting our framed photos on the their walls :) they never noticed amongst all their crap !
@Torie359313 жыл бұрын
@FeatheredEden And I remember one time that only in the south did you ever find a cracker barrel. I lived outside of Washington D.C. and Iowa and they didn't have them. It was only when I visited my Granny and Granddaddy in Tennessee that I saw them. I didn't even see them in Texas until I was a teenager and I ate at one, and had the country ham meal, in San Antonio.
@CowgirlForEternity11 жыл бұрын
People who disliked thought the dislike button was 'dis I like!'
@edwardcullenfreak10013 жыл бұрын
"Aw six left! I'm an ignoramoose!" That sounds just like me! I do that all the time at cracker barrel! :)
@victhorpe719911 жыл бұрын
OMG! I.JUST.DIED
@xorinoa12 жыл бұрын
Yeah...You go to Tennessee, Virginia, Kentucky or anywhere close to that area (often as far as Florida), people you don't know will have a 20 minute conversation with you. Especially older people.
@SK43812 жыл бұрын
Tim is a genius, why do you think he's unoriginal and why do you expect fart jokes?
@GuyCool45413 жыл бұрын
"How are the gravy and biscuts?" "Oh they want to make you slap ya mamma!" LOL XD!
@DBadBrown11 жыл бұрын
My three favorite things there are Pancakes, Meatloaf and Corn Muffins
@ClueFinderDirtDigger13 жыл бұрын
@AtarahDerek I think it actually started as a southern chain. There's even some down in FL. ^_^
@jleht3211 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan, Tim Hakwins, Jim Gaffigan = best hat trick ever
@adm212712 жыл бұрын
God Bless Aubrey. We have to stand behind our beliefs and those who believe in the same. Love Chick fil a too and what they stand for.
@neonsunset9813 жыл бұрын
*eats biscut* "momma you might wanna go out to the car for a while.. yeah a couple more bites and I'm gonna have to throw down, you know what I'm talking about? these are delicious... don't say I didn't warn ya" HAHA best part
@francinebonnefoy636411 жыл бұрын
Think outside the box! XD
@kayakfisher9212 жыл бұрын
awesome
@dunfalach12 жыл бұрын
@gmoore8275 It is an item which is available but not actually printed on the menu anywhere. Like the items your favorite fast food place has no place to list after putting up 43 photos of the latest special on the big board.
@wearethebomb4214 жыл бұрын
haha! very funny! I love Tim Hawkins!
@FighterOfTheFoo9314 жыл бұрын
Here's another comment for ya: TIM HAWKINS IS HILARIOUS! :) His joke writing is Genius! Love HIM! :)
@IRONHORSE11M12 жыл бұрын
16 people had 6 pegs left on that triangular game.
@everlastingdooms14 жыл бұрын
Omg! Tim is so funny!
@sixwingproductions11 жыл бұрын
it actualy got better recently due to hq crackdownn
@want2sing4ever12 жыл бұрын
use to work at the CB... they have omlets.. its off menu :))
@JamesTheFailureOfCoD12 жыл бұрын
@gmoore8275 It is non-menu as in it does not say that you can have an omelet specifically. BUT it does say something like "with eggs any way you want them" I would know! I eat atthe barrel so much I could practically list off the menu!
@emilycarroll651411 жыл бұрын
O 6 left and I'm an IGNORAMUS ! ! I can never be upset and think bout this part
@BobCollinsSTEPcoach12 жыл бұрын
the first waitress was played by Robin Williams
@equinegirl8432113 жыл бұрын
Could we perhaps get seat not directly under the horse castrator?
@carribeangurl0513 жыл бұрын
2:46 KILLS ME!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
@MikPenguin14 жыл бұрын
"how are the biscuts and gravy?" "they make you wanna slap your momma!" remind me to NEVER eat there ;)
@ehstandyourgroundac13 жыл бұрын
@AtarahDerek I think its everywhere now, they are all over PA ;)
@Tanglenose9813 жыл бұрын
@SnitchKillers I feel ya! It's the same for me!!!
@yellowrozeoftexas12 жыл бұрын
23 people have a momma who would beat em senseless if they slapped her. :)
@kayleeburns693112 жыл бұрын
lol i love this guy he is sooo funny!!!!!!!!
@hambergorlhelper11 жыл бұрын
when is tim hawkins coming to SC and when?
@TheGraystripe5512 жыл бұрын
thumbs up if the next time you went to cracker barrel after seeing this you questioned them about the omelets
@twigsmom0612 жыл бұрын
They do have Omelettes at Cracker Barrel, but they're not on the menu
@LydiaMakesMovies13 жыл бұрын
I know EXACTLY what he's talking about!
@ClueFinderDirtDigger12 жыл бұрын
@WilliamsErika1989 I thought so! ^_^ We normally end up eating there when we vacation to Florida, even though they have them all over here in Missouri, too. xP Nothin' like home cooking, I guess. haha. :)
@mojojojo362412 жыл бұрын
this is super funny
@bigcrush23214 жыл бұрын
LOL that is frickin funny man
@emavj9713 жыл бұрын
watched this today at sunday youth class ( well really... instead of sunday youthclass XD now me and all the other 8th grade girls plan on going to cracker barrell and all saying " do you have a less violent menu we could look at ?"
@FaithandHec13 жыл бұрын
Can we have a less violent menu
@Isabella149712 жыл бұрын
Just came back from Zaxby's with my family. We saw a sign right next to us that said "Chicken so you it'll make youi wanna slap your Momma" XD
@seekufirst1714 жыл бұрын
We do have omelettes...,LOL
@evankelp456511 жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins is coming to Ohio all u Ohioans! Hope u guys have a great time all that are going to the concert!
@chocolateaddict200012 жыл бұрын
now its 28
@firefreak200713 жыл бұрын
@Elrundz and y'all make some dang fine omelets. :D
@Pepsimax90912 жыл бұрын
When i have pancakes at the C.B i don't wanna hit my dad with a baseball bat......it makes me wanna hit him with a steel baseball bat! haha
@kimboschro13 жыл бұрын
yes... we sure do have omlettes!
@zldagrl11 жыл бұрын
Couple more bites and I'm gonna have to throw down, you know what I'm talking about?
@Kristaavants12 жыл бұрын
Died laughing!! XD
@Singpraise1113 жыл бұрын
Cramer Barrel LOL
@NicoleDittman12 жыл бұрын
LOLROTF!! So funny! Big heat Tim!!
@hisspecialbabe13 жыл бұрын
no omlets:((
@MrSuperfly1113 жыл бұрын
put it on transcript audio its funny!!!
@maybeimadreamer1411 жыл бұрын
i work there hahahaha
@WYWLDYU11 жыл бұрын
I worked there,and it was filthy.They do have omelettes though.Just not on menu.
@ItsAllCopasetic12 жыл бұрын
Tim: Ya'll got eggs? Waitress: Yeah Tim: Ya'll got some peppers, sausages, and mushrooms Waitress: Yeah Tim: (FLIP)......(FLIP)
@austintex11712 жыл бұрын
@staffordville I have a friend that started working there, I gottta show him this.
@Tanglenose9813 жыл бұрын
Hey... Offensive... Never offend us southerners. The south is the best place in da world!!! Thumbs up if you agree, please?
@Allhearts10013 жыл бұрын
Tim: How are the biscuits and gravy? Waitress: Oh they make you wanna slap your momma! Tim: Then I don't think I'm gonna get the biscuits and gravy. Being my momma's here and all. That would be kind of awkward. How are the pancakes? Waitress: Oh they make yah wanna hit your daddy with a baseball bat! Tim: Do you have a less violent menu i can take a look at? I don't wanna hurt anybody. I just want some food.
@gmoore827512 жыл бұрын
@staffordville What the hell is a NON MENU ITEM??????? That to me sounds like its not available to anyone!
@jamiechapman875411 жыл бұрын
LOL.
@IgOtTaDaChShUnD13 жыл бұрын
@braddnichols Yes, I noticed that. He's just your typical youtube troll who doesn't seem to be able to just enjoy the video without ranting about every little thing he can find that might stir people up.
@clamchowder13812 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't?
@BlazingWind20012 жыл бұрын
As a Pewdiepie fan, I despise Cracker Barrel. BUT I FEEL SO GUILTY THE FOOD IS AMAZING THERE! What kind of bro am I... ;~;
@Tanglenose9813 жыл бұрын
@aokral25 Lol, give it time, Texas rocks, lol. I don't live in TX, but I live nearby!!! XD
@iceland5013 жыл бұрын
aint no food gon ever be that good lol
@NicoleDittman12 жыл бұрын
@NicoleDittman *heart*
@blueyedwoolf12 жыл бұрын
we have omelets at Cracker Barrel :) just not on the menu
@IgOtTaDaChShUnD13 жыл бұрын
@JessOnTheRun OR, maybe its where people eat that like good country food. Since when do restaraunts categorize people? If you don't like their food then don't eat there.