Tim Vine Stand-Up comedy at the Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 2010, Very funny!
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@lammy1234567890 Жыл бұрын
Tim really does pack them in. I didn't realise the first time I watched this but the final joke in this set is actually "Thanks for your 'help'".
@thomasverdon25784 жыл бұрын
Tim Vine has his own style & has completely mastered it. Tim & Lee Mack in the British comedy sketch was when I first discovered his brilliant comedy
@steveharris79386 жыл бұрын
BNAG, that's bang out of order!!!!!! Love Tim Vine and his one liners.
@KishoreShenoy199412 жыл бұрын
It's good that he doesn't say any rude words. I also don't say rude words, I swear.
@helenwatkinson58733 жыл бұрын
Poo
@terrytibbs56783 жыл бұрын
he doesn't say fuck, or cunt, or twat, or piss, or cock at all.
@bradbobhayhurst8604 Жыл бұрын
@@helenwatkinson5873 D:
@itsnotalwaysblackandwhite8624 Жыл бұрын
BOOM BOOM.
@andrewmiddleton49795 жыл бұрын
a barrage of dad gags - superb
@edmundoftheangles79775 жыл бұрын
At what point did schoolboy humour become dad jokes? Fascinating sociological shift.
@trickytreyperfected14823 жыл бұрын
@@edmundoftheangles7977 They're jokes that are so inherently bad (but fantastic because of how groan-worthy they are) that it is usually said by a dad. If I had a guess, puns got these nicknames because of the classic "Hi hungry, I'm Dad" joke.
@aquapony3 жыл бұрын
@@edmundoftheangles7977 When the schoolboys grew up of course
@GSGps3Productions12 жыл бұрын
I was involved in a crash with a dwarf last week. He got out, looked at me and said "Im not happy," to which I replied "Which one are you then?"
@PetroicaRodinogaster264 Жыл бұрын
the seven dwarves went to bed and felt happy…so Happy got out
@zaca35314 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice the word play even in the last few seconds? Thanks for your "help"
@asaphho996 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@meerkatfan12313 жыл бұрын
The best, funny and didn't say a single rude word
@markymark281910 жыл бұрын
Only just came across Tim Vine hes very good. Bit old fashioned in a way but I like it. No swearing or filth, just good fun.
@50ShadesOfEndo6 жыл бұрын
marky mark What's wrong with swearing and filth?
@samtaylor72795 жыл бұрын
Dad jokes. The best jokes :D
@weeorangemen23274 жыл бұрын
Irony here is, "I've only just Came across Tim Vine" Ha ha
@RonWylie-gk5lc9 жыл бұрын
Genius, wonderful and original
@user-wx9ky9lr1y Жыл бұрын
Old fashion style but great fun 🎉
@MileyonDisney5 жыл бұрын
This guy's hilarious! That song had me cracking up!
@carolinelynch282310 жыл бұрын
Tim is brilliant!
@heatbucspies5512 жыл бұрын
. This guy is genuinely hilarious.
@57hoddy13 жыл бұрын
absolutely brilliant !
@AbysmalGaming7 жыл бұрын
Yesterday I found out I was blind... I never though I'd see the day.
@fifismith23777 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha :D
@JaqenHghar.7 жыл бұрын
ZC5ive I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and then it hit me
@Renaeissance6 жыл бұрын
Never take a child's tin can telephone. You'll never hear the end of it.
@helenwatkinson58733 жыл бұрын
Mmm
@alice_wolfman60373 ай бұрын
It's taken 7 years for someone to tell you, but that joke doesn't even make sense...
@MrAnungUnRama7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha brilliant!! Never ceases to amuse me!!! 😂 ROFL Xxxx
@wpaulvandyk9 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Vine and the best thing is at least he isn't the same as others. I would say 99% of comedians tell stories in jokes they tell. Not that they all the same type of comedy but it's story telling. At least he does something different and tells one liners more and more jokes to come out. He has said if you don't like a joke of mine then don't worry since there will be another one in a minute or in such case 10 or so.
@philipmanning7352 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant from Tim
@VestigialHead7 жыл бұрын
Ahh this was good. New Tim Vine material.
@SotonSam7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your help hahaha. Literally.
@hortondlfn19945 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Vine - he is a RIOT!
@jasonjones53573 жыл бұрын
Alot of my mates dont like him, but come on, it's proper fun, he actually held the Guiness world record for the most amount of jokes said in 10 minutes, it's been beaten, but his mind runs fast, I like him, sometimes we need crappy, cheesy jokes.
@helenwatkinson58733 жыл бұрын
Their loss
@alexollier14 жыл бұрын
legend:)
@robpallot8814 жыл бұрын
tim vines is a beast o' laughs!!!
@g0atstr0ker14 жыл бұрын
Not usually my kind of stuff.. but I like this..!
@divelostmind6 жыл бұрын
Fitting how his name is Vine, considering his comedy style
@kjamison59516 жыл бұрын
divelostmind He recently did a challenge where he tried to tell 10 jokes in a minute and he averaged about 6 seconds for each joke… so, yeah.
@avagud13 жыл бұрын
Love the goofy look
@larryeleventyone12 жыл бұрын
'Thanks for your help!' - I only just got that
@aaimeesykes13 жыл бұрын
i managed to dodge this, there and then but i didnt see that coming.
@danielemmanuel62615 жыл бұрын
There goes my hero
@0wls2k14 жыл бұрын
@usblueflyer he doesn't waste new material on TV, hes done 3 full tours after this material
@AlexFearn14 жыл бұрын
i went to see him!
@blenderfox3 жыл бұрын
Hey, aussies who didn't know about Tim Vine before this. If you like one-liners, I recommend checking out Milton Jones and Stewart Francis.
@pault84705 жыл бұрын
Nuts 😂
@McPrfctday12 жыл бұрын
If someone told me a minute ago that it was called Fairy Floss in Australia I would have had to google it before I believed it! And I did 30 seconds ago! (new fact registered and stored)
@johndoeadeer27127 жыл бұрын
Ahhh !l nappys are great
@DG69857 жыл бұрын
I work in elevators, has its ups and downs.
@kjamison59516 жыл бұрын
David Graham I used to work in elevators but the dreadful things people did in them were wrong on so many levels.
@Achilles946274 жыл бұрын
How can you "work in elevators"?
@blenderfox3 жыл бұрын
I once farted in an elevator -- it was wrong on so many levels.
@KingMatto13 жыл бұрын
That wig suits him so good..
@dannilebond32704 жыл бұрын
To be fair hes the only comedian I know who doesn't swear so fair play to him
@mooneepondskid14 жыл бұрын
Tim Vine would make a great defense lawyer...hehe.
@chocchipfox14 жыл бұрын
that was a good impression of a fly haha
@kjamison59516 жыл бұрын
chocchipfox Mosquito. Linda suffered from Malaria.
@McPrfctday11 жыл бұрын
That's so 'wrong' it's... right lol yum yum
@kjamison59516 жыл бұрын
Liked while the announcer was still Introducing TIm - always a good show, even when you’ve heard the jokes before. Also, now I know that ‘Candy Floss’ in Australia is called ‘Fairy Floss’. The most important secret to telling a good joke telling is knowing your audience and timing. The two most important secrets to telling a good joke telling are knowing your audience, timing and delivery. Among the most important secrets to telling a good joke are knowing your audience, timing, delivery and pausing for effect... (Thank you to the Spanish Inquisition. I bet you weren’t expecting them…)
@Ligerpride4 жыл бұрын
Hit the music pleeeeeease.
@markymark281910 жыл бұрын
Fairy Floss? Must be Aussie for Candy Floss LOL
@MrLarryhoover4258 жыл бұрын
No shit!
@heatbucspies5512 жыл бұрын
@dothequack Didn't he just say it at the end there? Or is there more to it?
@TheThejpmshow Жыл бұрын
Nice delayed reaction at the end there
@englephat5 жыл бұрын
This wasn't a Melbourne comedy sketch, there was no swearing
@scottishwarrior80142 жыл бұрын
Pun master
@Daninja123413 жыл бұрын
LOL
@leekduck392913 жыл бұрын
ITS THE JOKEMASTER
@jabbamp6 жыл бұрын
Jeanius! Basically not pants
@Scias11 жыл бұрын
They have some funny names. Did you know they have an ice cream lolly called the golden gaytime? ^^
@missabc13 жыл бұрын
It's a routine made completely of dad jokes
@fecklessmovies6 жыл бұрын
lilu that's why it's great!
@Camberwell8612 жыл бұрын
@dothequack You get, three, maybe four minutes at this festival if you're lucky. You need to do your stuff quicktime. ^_^
@McPrfctday12 жыл бұрын
Candy Floss. In England.
@Scias11 жыл бұрын
U know what they call a grass trimmer? A whippersnipper O_.
@Moppy198812 жыл бұрын
Is it just all one liners in his shows?
@harrykemp13 жыл бұрын
hey! it's stewart francis' brother!
@kjamison59516 жыл бұрын
Harry Kemp Not so much. They both are experts at short jokes but Tim’s delivery is a bit more frantic and Stewart’s is more laid back. ‘My dad’s dead. He used to be a roofer. So dad, if you’re up there…”
@mooneepondskid14 жыл бұрын
@skinnyb999 yes
@Brianmaitland13 жыл бұрын
Is there any video of this guy with DIFFERENT material??
@magg0tmacdonald14 жыл бұрын
@cabbaman98 'cotton candy' to you mate
@boneysnowman36396 жыл бұрын
Is that mini lad at 0:35
@ChainsawGutsFuck13 жыл бұрын
@TheHayekian U USE 2 MENNY EXCLAMATON MARKZ BWOI
@lancebaker13747 жыл бұрын
For non-Aussies, "fairy floss" is candy floss / cotten candy.
@Mark-qw4tu4 жыл бұрын
good old fashioned comedy , so stupid it,s genius
@CorellianSmuggler12 жыл бұрын
@dimabbq You're probably the only one.
@skinnyb99914 жыл бұрын
i take it fairy floss is candy floss ?
@peterhynds7231 Жыл бұрын
It's Candyfloss Mr Vine not Fairy floss!!!!
@johndoeadeer27127 жыл бұрын
Close to pissing myself
@dothequack12 жыл бұрын
its a shame they didnt give him time for the "thanks for your help" joke
@davidmaxwaterman Жыл бұрын
Fairy frost???
@usblueflyer14 жыл бұрын
Is this really from 2010?? All this material is SOO OLD!! I really LOVE Tim, but ALL this stuff is OLD!!
@reverendv89005 жыл бұрын
I have the easiest job in the world - a wind tunnel tester. Absolute breeze.
@j.j.c.s28023 жыл бұрын
Love reading the comments. Repeat the jokes in the video. Love You Tube.
@karatebuff14 жыл бұрын
@usblueflyer If it ain't broke don't fix i say.
@xtraspecialmango10 жыл бұрын
Fairy Floss?
@matthewbrooks27579 жыл бұрын
Candy floss
@Smellness1313 жыл бұрын
He doesn't have a story really. All the other comedians are talking about experiences and he just puts out these random jokes
@Patrick911012 жыл бұрын
Lol what the fuck else would you call it?
@tomsega14 жыл бұрын
Strange how Tim Vine turned out to be such an oddball when Jeremy Vine is the epitome of centre-middle-range Radio 2 mediocrity
@alm21873 ай бұрын
Good to know the catalyst for his congestion is the repetitive lyrics of any applicable song. I'll refrain.
@tomrowley72605 жыл бұрын
Far too clever for Australians!
@Jerec14 жыл бұрын
I'll give him some advice, get some new material.
@AnneHardingBondiJct10 жыл бұрын
So, Tim Vine gets a tax deductable visit to Australia, to all the hotspots, for doing that little ditty !
@thenandnow1115 жыл бұрын
I'm allergic to illegal immigrants
@MattBeardless13 жыл бұрын
the song sucked but this was FAR TOO FUNNY x)
@davidedwards33613 жыл бұрын
There must be a limit to how many puns there are in the world. I say that because this show was SO similar to Live at the Apollo, and just about every other show he does. See him once, and there is no need to see him again.
@dothequack12 жыл бұрын
@heatbucspies55 he didn't really give the audience time to appreciate the joke, they were already applauding and he thanked them straight away he's more deliberate on his DVD
@tiwari_90104 жыл бұрын
Non-British people can hardle get his jokes.
@Fiasco6Radio6Show613 жыл бұрын
Watch out for the new menu...then it hit me. Oh yeah that's really funny, because it has a double meaning you see. You thought it meant look out for the new items but he interpereted it as look out it - might be dangerous. Oh boy, he's clever. If you're comically unevolved , this guy must be hilarious.
@paulmorphy61875 жыл бұрын
Not his finest moment...
@jonsummers93026 жыл бұрын
Ok for kids. Deaf kids.
@thesurgeon64736 жыл бұрын
Jon Summers - But your joke there is considerably worse. So your awful sense of humour in no way reflects on him
@sodthong5 жыл бұрын
about as funny as toothache..
@louisfriend18515 жыл бұрын
Comedy for simpletons.
@MattCrawley_Music5 жыл бұрын
Not really...
@JCellBeats14 жыл бұрын
This guy is good, but I'll be honest, I prefer stand up comedians that tell long stories.