Tim Vine Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 2010

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Niklas Meyer

Niklas Meyer

14 жыл бұрын

Tim Vine Stand-Up comedy at the Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 2010, Very funny!

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@lammy1234567890
@lammy1234567890 Жыл бұрын
Tim really does pack them in. I didn't realise the first time I watched this but the final joke in this set is actually "Thanks for your 'help'".
@thomasverdon2578
@thomasverdon2578 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Vine has his own style & has completely mastered it. Tim & Lee Mack in the British comedy sketch was when I first discovered his brilliant comedy
@steveharris7938
@steveharris7938 6 жыл бұрын
BNAG, that's bang out of order!!!!!! Love Tim Vine and his one liners.
@KishoreShenoy1994
@KishoreShenoy1994 12 жыл бұрын
It's good that he doesn't say any rude words. I also don't say rude words, I swear.
@helenwatkinson5873
@helenwatkinson5873 3 жыл бұрын
Poo
@terrytibbs5678
@terrytibbs5678 3 жыл бұрын
he doesn't say fuck, or cunt, or twat, or piss, or cock at all.
@bradbobhayhurst8604
@bradbobhayhurst8604 Жыл бұрын
@@helenwatkinson5873 D:
@itsnotalwaysblackandwhite8624
@itsnotalwaysblackandwhite8624 Жыл бұрын
BOOM BOOM.
@andrewmiddleton4979
@andrewmiddleton4979 5 жыл бұрын
a barrage of dad gags - superb
@edmundoftheangles7977
@edmundoftheangles7977 5 жыл бұрын
At what point did schoolboy humour become dad jokes? Fascinating sociological shift.
@trickytreyperfected1482
@trickytreyperfected1482 3 жыл бұрын
@@edmundoftheangles7977 They're jokes that are so inherently bad (but fantastic because of how groan-worthy they are) that it is usually said by a dad. If I had a guess, puns got these nicknames because of the classic "Hi hungry, I'm Dad" joke.
@aquapony
@aquapony 3 жыл бұрын
@@edmundoftheangles7977 When the schoolboys grew up of course
@GSGps3Productions
@GSGps3Productions 12 жыл бұрын
I was involved in a crash with a dwarf last week. He got out, looked at me and said "Im not happy," to which I replied "Which one are you then?"
@PetroicaRodinogaster264
@PetroicaRodinogaster264 Жыл бұрын
the seven dwarves went to bed and felt happy…so Happy got out
@zaca353
@zaca353 14 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice the word play even in the last few seconds? Thanks for your "help"
@asaphho99
@asaphho99 6 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@meerkatfan123
@meerkatfan123 13 жыл бұрын
The best, funny and didn't say a single rude word
@markymark2819
@markymark2819 10 жыл бұрын
Only just came across Tim Vine hes very good. Bit old fashioned in a way but I like it. No swearing or filth, just good fun.
@50ShadesOfEndo
@50ShadesOfEndo 6 жыл бұрын
marky mark What's wrong with swearing and filth?
@samtaylor7279
@samtaylor7279 5 жыл бұрын
Dad jokes. The best jokes :D
@weeorangemen2327
@weeorangemen2327 4 жыл бұрын
Irony here is, "I've only just Came across Tim Vine" Ha ha
@RonWylie-gk5lc
@RonWylie-gk5lc 9 жыл бұрын
Genius, wonderful and original
@user-wx9ky9lr1y
@user-wx9ky9lr1y Жыл бұрын
Old fashion style but great fun 🎉
@MileyonDisney
@MileyonDisney 5 жыл бұрын
This guy's hilarious! That song had me cracking up!
@carolinelynch2823
@carolinelynch2823 10 жыл бұрын
Tim is brilliant!
@heatbucspies55
@heatbucspies55 12 жыл бұрын
. This guy is genuinely hilarious.
@57hoddy
@57hoddy 13 жыл бұрын
absolutely brilliant !
@AbysmalGaming
@AbysmalGaming 7 жыл бұрын
Yesterday I found out I was blind... I never though I'd see the day.
@fifismith2377
@fifismith2377 7 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha :D
@JaqenHghar.
@JaqenHghar. 7 жыл бұрын
ZC5ive I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and then it hit me
@Renaeissance
@Renaeissance 6 жыл бұрын
Never take a child's tin can telephone. You'll never hear the end of it.
@helenwatkinson5873
@helenwatkinson5873 3 жыл бұрын
Mmm
@alice_wolfman6037
@alice_wolfman6037 3 ай бұрын
It's taken 7 years for someone to tell you, but that joke doesn't even make sense...
@MrAnungUnRama
@MrAnungUnRama 7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha brilliant!! Never ceases to amuse me!!! 😂 ROFL Xxxx
@wpaulvandyk
@wpaulvandyk 9 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Vine and the best thing is at least he isn't the same as others. I would say 99% of comedians tell stories in jokes they tell. Not that they all the same type of comedy but it's story telling. At least he does something different and tells one liners more and more jokes to come out. He has said if you don't like a joke of mine then don't worry since there will be another one in a minute or in such case 10 or so.
@philipmanning7352
@philipmanning7352 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant from Tim
@VestigialHead
@VestigialHead 7 жыл бұрын
Ahh this was good. New Tim Vine material.
@SotonSam
@SotonSam 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your help hahaha. Literally.
@hortondlfn1994
@hortondlfn1994 5 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Vine - he is a RIOT!
@jasonjones5357
@jasonjones5357 3 жыл бұрын
Alot of my mates dont like him, but come on, it's proper fun, he actually held the Guiness world record for the most amount of jokes said in 10 minutes, it's been beaten, but his mind runs fast, I like him, sometimes we need crappy, cheesy jokes.
@helenwatkinson5873
@helenwatkinson5873 3 жыл бұрын
Their loss
@alexollier
@alexollier 14 жыл бұрын
legend:)
@robpallot88
@robpallot88 14 жыл бұрын
tim vines is a beast o' laughs!!!
@g0atstr0ker
@g0atstr0ker 14 жыл бұрын
Not usually my kind of stuff.. but I like this..!
@divelostmind
@divelostmind 6 жыл бұрын
Fitting how his name is Vine, considering his comedy style
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 6 жыл бұрын
divelostmind He recently did a challenge where he tried to tell 10 jokes in a minute and he averaged about 6 seconds for each joke… so, yeah.
@avagud1
@avagud1 3 жыл бұрын
Love the goofy look
@larryeleventyone
@larryeleventyone 12 жыл бұрын
'Thanks for your help!' - I only just got that
@aaimeesykes
@aaimeesykes 13 жыл бұрын
i managed to dodge this, there and then but i didnt see that coming.
@danielemmanuel6261
@danielemmanuel6261 5 жыл бұрын
There goes my hero
@0wls2k
@0wls2k 14 жыл бұрын
@usblueflyer he doesn't waste new material on TV, hes done 3 full tours after this material
@AlexFearn
@AlexFearn 14 жыл бұрын
i went to see him!
@blenderfox
@blenderfox 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, aussies who didn't know about Tim Vine before this. If you like one-liners, I recommend checking out Milton Jones and Stewart Francis.
@pault8470
@pault8470 5 жыл бұрын
Nuts 😂
@McPrfctday
@McPrfctday 12 жыл бұрын
If someone told me a minute ago that it was called Fairy Floss in Australia I would have had to google it before I believed it! And I did 30 seconds ago! (new fact registered and stored)
@johndoeadeer2712
@johndoeadeer2712 7 жыл бұрын
Ahhh !l nappys are great
@DG6985
@DG6985 7 жыл бұрын
I work in elevators, has its ups and downs.
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 6 жыл бұрын
David Graham I used to work in elevators but the dreadful things people did in them were wrong on so many levels.
@Achilles94627
@Achilles94627 4 жыл бұрын
How can you "work in elevators"?
@blenderfox
@blenderfox 3 жыл бұрын
I once farted in an elevator -- it was wrong on so many levels.
@KingMatto
@KingMatto 13 жыл бұрын
That wig suits him so good..
@dannilebond3270
@dannilebond3270 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair hes the only comedian I know who doesn't swear so fair play to him
@mooneepondskid
@mooneepondskid 14 жыл бұрын
Tim Vine would make a great defense lawyer...hehe.
@chocchipfox
@chocchipfox 14 жыл бұрын
that was a good impression of a fly haha
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 6 жыл бұрын
chocchipfox Mosquito. Linda suffered from Malaria.
@McPrfctday
@McPrfctday 11 жыл бұрын
That's so 'wrong' it's... right lol yum yum
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 6 жыл бұрын
Liked while the announcer was still Introducing TIm - always a good show, even when you’ve heard the jokes before. Also, now I know that ‘Candy Floss’ in Australia is called ‘Fairy Floss’. The most important secret to telling a good joke telling is knowing your audience and timing. The two most important secrets to telling a good joke telling are knowing your audience, timing and delivery. Among the most important secrets to telling a good joke are knowing your audience, timing, delivery and pausing for effect... (Thank you to the Spanish Inquisition. I bet you weren’t expecting them…)
@Ligerpride
@Ligerpride 4 жыл бұрын
Hit the music pleeeeeease.
@markymark2819
@markymark2819 10 жыл бұрын
Fairy Floss? Must be Aussie for Candy Floss LOL
@MrLarryhoover425
@MrLarryhoover425 8 жыл бұрын
No shit!
@heatbucspies55
@heatbucspies55 12 жыл бұрын
@dothequack Didn't he just say it at the end there? Or is there more to it?
@TheThejpmshow
@TheThejpmshow Жыл бұрын
Nice delayed reaction at the end there
@englephat
@englephat 5 жыл бұрын
This wasn't a Melbourne comedy sketch, there was no swearing
@scottishwarrior8014
@scottishwarrior8014 2 жыл бұрын
Pun master
@Daninja1234
@Daninja1234 13 жыл бұрын
LOL
@leekduck3929
@leekduck3929 13 жыл бұрын
ITS THE JOKEMASTER
@jabbamp
@jabbamp 6 жыл бұрын
Jeanius! Basically not pants
@Scias
@Scias 11 жыл бұрын
They have some funny names. Did you know they have an ice cream lolly called the golden gaytime? ^^
@missabc
@missabc 13 жыл бұрын
It's a routine made completely of dad jokes
@fecklessmovies
@fecklessmovies 6 жыл бұрын
lilu that's why it's great!
@Camberwell86
@Camberwell86 12 жыл бұрын
@dothequack You get, three, maybe four minutes at this festival if you're lucky. You need to do your stuff quicktime. ^_^
@McPrfctday
@McPrfctday 12 жыл бұрын
Candy Floss. In England.
@Scias
@Scias 11 жыл бұрын
U know what they call a grass trimmer? A whippersnipper O_.
@Moppy1988
@Moppy1988 12 жыл бұрын
Is it just all one liners in his shows?
@harrykemp
@harrykemp 13 жыл бұрын
hey! it's stewart francis' brother!
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 6 жыл бұрын
Harry Kemp Not so much. They both are experts at short jokes but Tim’s delivery is a bit more frantic and Stewart’s is more laid back. ‘My dad’s dead. He used to be a roofer. So dad, if you’re up there…”
@mooneepondskid
@mooneepondskid 14 жыл бұрын
@skinnyb999 yes
@Brianmaitland
@Brianmaitland 13 жыл бұрын
Is there any video of this guy with DIFFERENT material??
@magg0tmacdonald
@magg0tmacdonald 14 жыл бұрын
@cabbaman98 'cotton candy' to you mate
@boneysnowman3639
@boneysnowman3639 6 жыл бұрын
Is that mini lad at 0:35
@ChainsawGutsFuck
@ChainsawGutsFuck 13 жыл бұрын
@TheHayekian U USE 2 MENNY EXCLAMATON MARKZ BWOI
@lancebaker1374
@lancebaker1374 7 жыл бұрын
For non-Aussies, "fairy floss" is candy floss / cotten candy.
@Mark-qw4tu
@Mark-qw4tu 4 жыл бұрын
good old fashioned comedy , so stupid it,s genius
@CorellianSmuggler
@CorellianSmuggler 12 жыл бұрын
@dimabbq You're probably the only one.
@skinnyb999
@skinnyb999 14 жыл бұрын
i take it fairy floss is candy floss ?
@peterhynds7231
@peterhynds7231 Жыл бұрын
It's Candyfloss Mr Vine not Fairy floss!!!!
@johndoeadeer2712
@johndoeadeer2712 7 жыл бұрын
Close to pissing myself
@dothequack
@dothequack 12 жыл бұрын
its a shame they didnt give him time for the "thanks for your help" joke
@davidmaxwaterman
@davidmaxwaterman Жыл бұрын
Fairy frost???
@usblueflyer
@usblueflyer 14 жыл бұрын
Is this really from 2010?? All this material is SOO OLD!! I really LOVE Tim, but ALL this stuff is OLD!!
@reverendv8900
@reverendv8900 5 жыл бұрын
I have the easiest job in the world - a wind tunnel tester. Absolute breeze.
@j.j.c.s2802
@j.j.c.s2802 3 жыл бұрын
Love reading the comments. Repeat the jokes in the video. Love You Tube.
@karatebuff
@karatebuff 14 жыл бұрын
@usblueflyer If it ain't broke don't fix i say.
@xtraspecialmango
@xtraspecialmango 10 жыл бұрын
Fairy Floss?
@matthewbrooks2757
@matthewbrooks2757 9 жыл бұрын
Candy floss
@Smellness13
@Smellness13 13 жыл бұрын
He doesn't have a story really. All the other comedians are talking about experiences and he just puts out these random jokes
@Patrick9110
@Patrick9110 12 жыл бұрын
Lol what the fuck else would you call it?
@tomsega
@tomsega 14 жыл бұрын
Strange how Tim Vine turned out to be such an oddball when Jeremy Vine is the epitome of centre-middle-range Radio 2 mediocrity
@alm2187
@alm2187 3 ай бұрын
Good to know the catalyst for his congestion is the repetitive lyrics of any applicable song. I'll refrain.
@tomrowley7260
@tomrowley7260 5 жыл бұрын
Far too clever for Australians!
@Jerec
@Jerec 14 жыл бұрын
I'll give him some advice, get some new material.
@AnneHardingBondiJct
@AnneHardingBondiJct 10 жыл бұрын
So, Tim Vine gets a tax deductable visit to Australia, to all the hotspots, for doing that little ditty !
@thenandnow111
@thenandnow111 5 жыл бұрын
I'm allergic to illegal immigrants
@MattBeardless
@MattBeardless 13 жыл бұрын
the song sucked but this was FAR TOO FUNNY x)
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 3 жыл бұрын
There must be a limit to how many puns there are in the world. I say that because this show was SO similar to Live at the Apollo, and just about every other show he does. See him once, and there is no need to see him again.
@dothequack
@dothequack 12 жыл бұрын
@heatbucspies55 he didn't really give the audience time to appreciate the joke, they were already applauding and he thanked them straight away he's more deliberate on his DVD
@tiwari_9010
@tiwari_9010 4 жыл бұрын
Non-British people can hardle get his jokes.
@Fiasco6Radio6Show6
@Fiasco6Radio6Show6 13 жыл бұрын
Watch out for the new menu...then it hit me. Oh yeah that's really funny, because it has a double meaning you see. You thought it meant look out for the new items but he interpereted it as look out it - might be dangerous. Oh boy, he's clever. If you're comically unevolved , this guy must be hilarious.
@paulmorphy6187
@paulmorphy6187 5 жыл бұрын
Not his finest moment...
@jonsummers9302
@jonsummers9302 6 жыл бұрын
Ok for kids. Deaf kids.
@thesurgeon6473
@thesurgeon6473 6 жыл бұрын
Jon Summers - But your joke there is considerably worse. So your awful sense of humour in no way reflects on him
@sodthong
@sodthong 5 жыл бұрын
about as funny as toothache..
@louisfriend1851
@louisfriend1851 5 жыл бұрын
Comedy for simpletons.
@MattCrawley_Music
@MattCrawley_Music 5 жыл бұрын
Not really...
@JCellBeats
@JCellBeats 14 жыл бұрын
This guy is good, but I'll be honest, I prefer stand up comedians that tell long stories.
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