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2 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon discusses a cool party mother who loved her family maybe too much, what Mr. Zuckerberg has planned in the exciting virtual reality Metaverse, and millennials vs zoomers in the work place.
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@ragnarlothbrok936 2 жыл бұрын

Tim seems like he would be a cool mom

@eddiebernays514 2 жыл бұрын

will be**

@purplepashmina303 2 жыл бұрын

Is a ***

@j.a.2328 2 жыл бұрын

CPS regular

@DarnThatDragon 2 жыл бұрын

He'd be on the run after drowning a child.

@bobdebuilda3877 2 жыл бұрын

Tim is that mom that lets the kids drink beer in the basement while shes barred out on the couch upstairs🤣

@FredDunkin 2 жыл бұрын

Finally, I can sleep in peace while hearing Tim Dillon rant in the background.

@WD-41469 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe that Ben gets to do that every night

@curiouscroissant5202 2 жыл бұрын

Tim’s voice is my lullaby.

@HarvestMoon2049 2 жыл бұрын

That actually happened to me tonight for the first time.

@LC-yo3bj 2 жыл бұрын

As existentialism peaks on SaturdayNight ™️ this is a great way of decompressing

@Kylielifts6379 2 жыл бұрын

Last week I was falling to sleep to horror as well. But I’ve been doing that since I got a phone😂 I got a playlist

@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын

Chrissy Teigen is actually an accomplished woman. From the look of it, she has the record for surviving the most bee stings to the face.

@alexhaile7957 2 жыл бұрын

Had me in the first half

@DawnWillDoIt 2 жыл бұрын

I believe she has the second most. Brendan Schaub holds the record for the most.

@cwoo4819 2 жыл бұрын

@joshlitman8310 2 жыл бұрын

I just want to know why she deleted 50k tweets that had something to do with children.

@CrashRacknShoot 2 жыл бұрын

@@joshlitman8310 people seem to frown on child trafficking for some reason.

@austin5317 2 жыл бұрын

The cool mom story would have been a fun summer comedy in the 80’s

@seebass1001 2 жыл бұрын

Coming this summer Cool Mom: The price of being cool.

@homelander2243 Жыл бұрын

It’s weird she thought she could do that nowadays. Who wants to risk this kind of thing with all the phones now? “Cool parents” can’t exist

@24749ersrock 2 жыл бұрын

Tim’s face during that Whitney clip. Pure gold.

@Lightningkuriboh 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@tz7813 2 жыл бұрын

That poor woman has to work twice as hard, for half the recognition. Maybe she works twice as hard for half the laughs!😂

@dogsenseforu301 2 жыл бұрын

Ms Pat should've taken over Wendy Williams' show... but Whitney C as host is like going to buy a pair of pants in a mattress store....

@rayjones8279 2 жыл бұрын

Straight disbelief

@headdog 2 жыл бұрын

@@dogsenseforu301 Ms Pat does not give enough of a fuck to be trusted with a network chat show. Would be fun though.

@NotSimonL 2 жыл бұрын

So grateful to have someone like Tim Dillon.

@martinaee 2 жыл бұрын

7:50 … I mean … he’s not wrong, kinda…

@badabing2302 2 жыл бұрын

Do u really “ have “ him though ?

@rosie_riveter 2 жыл бұрын

If Bill Hicks and Chris Farley had a baby…

@bhief473 2 жыл бұрын

AGREED!

@Hans-de8du 2 жыл бұрын

same

@wyattrussell7496 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Tim took over the Wendy Williams show. Candy corn would not be the hot take

@tammianderson6434 2 жыл бұрын

OMG That would be amazing 🤣

@bernlin2000 Жыл бұрын

"How fucking stupid was it that candy corn was the hot take last week" would be a good hot take, actually 🤣

@chilledvibes99 2 жыл бұрын

i love when ben rocks back and forth like a maniac when he laughs

@tarico4436 2 жыл бұрын

When he rocks back and forth like that I'm thinking he was abused as a child. Forcing a belief in the Sky God can be abuse. Depending.

@tomasosangmuir754 2 жыл бұрын

@@tarico4436 He was clearly abused as a fetus, bless his heart

@blondie9422 Жыл бұрын

I have Aspergers and he reminds me of me

@moonlit6311 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney's hair dye has finally seeped into her brain.

@picnicxyz 2 жыл бұрын

This sent me lmao

@caladr9367 2 жыл бұрын

It’s def the ketamine

@blablablaa14 2 жыл бұрын

After so many colors they are coloring her brain now

@happyevil5735 2 жыл бұрын

I felt this comment in my soul ha ha 😂 🤣

@curiouscroissant5202 2 жыл бұрын

She’s gonna be bald if she keeps it up.

@huntforberries 2 жыл бұрын

I'm in Africa. So this podcast drops first thing every Sunday morning. Praise God 🌱🙏🏾

@aaroni5074 2 жыл бұрын

Same with Ireland 👌

@kr50401 2 жыл бұрын

It’s called church, folks

@warrrmayhem 2 жыл бұрын

same with Russia, even earlier:)

@bigstepper4125 2 жыл бұрын

Which part of Africa?

@bigstepper4125 2 жыл бұрын

Lord forgive me for SIMPING🙏

@SalamiCheeks 2 жыл бұрын

I love how comedians are literally the voice of reason in America right now. I come to people like Tim Dillion to reassure me that there are still normal people in the world. Thank you tim

@dipf7705 2 жыл бұрын

I think its been that way for decades

@combatpredictions9671 2 жыл бұрын

@@dipf7705 they're needed now more than ever tho. They literally saved lives and kept many sane during this pandemic and fuckery that came with it

@dipf7705 2 жыл бұрын

@@combatpredictions9671 Not just keeping people sane, they're basically the only people that only people with a voice that stand up to cancel culture and the thought police

@combatpredictions9671 2 жыл бұрын

@@dipf7705 from a political view - hell yeah. His roasts keeps others in check too - just like Whitney hahaha can't get enough of those

@rakimhinds6388 2 жыл бұрын

When the world is going to shit, it’s nice to sit back and laugh

@stefanmironov6405 2 жыл бұрын

c'mon....it's fk!ng monday in Europe I'm dyin' ova heee...

@ElliottTimpf 2 жыл бұрын

Personally I don’t have an issue with adults encouraging kids to kill themselves but liking candy corn is completely unacceptable.

@imemberberry 2 жыл бұрын

Back in the Salem days, candy corn was used as a test to determine who should be drowned in a bucket. Bring back the rack.

@badabing2302 2 жыл бұрын

Encouraging kids to kill themselves in any the problem it’s the kids who need to be told that that are the problem.

@nickuva6508 2 жыл бұрын

Its just sugar and artificial flavoring like every other candy. Please go away you cringe normies. I bet you and your divorced parents argue about pineapple pizza too

@curiouscroissant5202 2 жыл бұрын

Your parents took you to the fancy neighborhoods to trick or treat, didn’t they

@ElliottTimpf 2 жыл бұрын

@@nickuva6508 imagine using the word "normies" immediately after using "cringe" lol are you aware of what sarcasm is and the fact that this is a comedy podcast?

@admiralsunshine 2 жыл бұрын

The way Tim's opinion evolves as he learns more information shows he is very thoughtful and mature

@calholli 2 жыл бұрын

critical thinking is talent

@youreadisgracepod 2 жыл бұрын

Ben and his wife are going hungry this week

@joshlockie9285 2 жыл бұрын

I like that Tim isn’t one of those sober people trying to stop people from learning the life lessons you only find at rock bottom. Most sober people are trying to make everyone else sober.

@sillygoose4472 2 жыл бұрын

LOL found the edgy guy who hasn't hit rock bottom yet who still thinks it's cool to be an addict

@alexandercorbett3095 2 жыл бұрын

@@sillygoose4472 good catch, celebrate with a drink

@acetate909 2 жыл бұрын

So candy corn is code for freshly drawn adrenacrome?

@Audiofatuation 2 жыл бұрын

👏👏

@ohthaterin 2 жыл бұрын

i love this comment so much. 💯 agree

@rawr4444 2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@coldside 2 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon needs to adopt a child to raise and take over the D'Amelios

@harrynewkumet2952 2 жыл бұрын

Yes and yes

@DarnThatDragon 2 жыл бұрын

Cool Dad

@unregisteredhypercam2142 2 жыл бұрын

Nice fake business you're running on your channel btw

@StupiderWithAB 2 жыл бұрын

Wasn't Ben his son?

@blake219 2 жыл бұрын

I wanna see Pet semetary kid cut they Achilles tendon on a tictok

@MixtapeEntertainment 2 жыл бұрын

Tim's reaction to the Whitney clip was like Colonel Kurtz's face at the end of Apocalypse Now.

@matthew1337 2 жыл бұрын

Ben's little giggles literally make me happy to the core

@codybates2253 2 жыл бұрын

Ben's face when he knows damn well...Tim's about to say something outlandish 🤣😂😅

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

🙈🙉🙊

@lewisblank9475 2 жыл бұрын

Hahah at the start bens laughing because he knows what’s coming

@tomb4653 2 жыл бұрын

This is the only thing I have to look forward to every Saturday night.

@HarvestMoon2049 2 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@alexisorarian1587 2 жыл бұрын

samesies fren

@Americankickboxer4 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club

@muszr00m 2 жыл бұрын

or Sunday, if you're in Australia 😉

@guitearist 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you need a cool mom to hang out with.

@whyisthisnottyping 2 жыл бұрын

7:58 "if you are not drinking at High School party you are planning a school shooting" Thats exactly correct. She has potentially save hundreds of lives by "encouraging" the quiet kid to get laid. She should shouldn't be charged as a criminal she should be held as a public hero like a fireman

@austingriffin336 2 жыл бұрын

Where is my free content

@gabrielsilvas692 7 ай бұрын

Right here I imagine lol

@OneCash 2 жыл бұрын

It's that time of the week finally, My gay uncle is spending time with me.

@calholli 2 жыл бұрын

Just let him touch it.. It's not abus^ve if you like it.

@lawrencelord9777 2 жыл бұрын

@@calholli is tim a taker or a giver

@borlanderobertson5666 2 жыл бұрын

*in

@_sal.garfi_ 2 жыл бұрын

this is amazing

@geesixnine 2 жыл бұрын

@@lawrencelord9777 he talks about taking it a lot lol

@Goldenvibesss 2 жыл бұрын

“I don’t read the article before I do the show”’ Perfect, that’s what I expect

@BlekJamal 2 жыл бұрын

Am I a lawyer?!

@herbthompson8937 2 жыл бұрын

He's just using the standard mainstream media outlets use!! HahA

@Don_Cheazle 2 жыл бұрын

Which allows for god-tier takes.

@mrdbourke 2 жыл бұрын

Tim’s face when he finds out what Meta is at 55:58 had me losing it 😂

@brittbrat1988 2 жыл бұрын

lmfao fuckin hilarious

@BigMPC 2 жыл бұрын

TIMMY BOY!!!! WHERE IS IT!?!

@kimbonice 2 жыл бұрын

That cool mom is what happens when the hot chick realizes she peaked in high school.

@squarepegroundhole8211 2 жыл бұрын

@Kimbo are you sure she was ever hot? Definitely haggard now

@Hopkidnow 2 жыл бұрын

Cool mom was never ever cool in high school. Thus the infatuation to be cool now….

@dylanwilliams7868 2 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine a teenage Tim Dillon talking to his friend's rich parents basically doing this podcast and talking about gentrification on Long Island 😂

@joshmills5284 2 жыл бұрын

We need to honour our commitment to the people of Iraq

@todd.howard 2 жыл бұрын

I often think about the teenage Republican coke head version of Tim

@elektrotehnik94 2 жыл бұрын

Yes I know not the hip words: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentrification

@edforres1984 2 жыл бұрын

@@joshmills5284 😂😂😂

@rhandel13 2 жыл бұрын

Long Island isn’t gentrified

@henrymacleod2006 2 жыл бұрын

I love when Tim says 'we wish her well' just like Trump said about Guislaine Maxwell

@mrscruffles801 3 ай бұрын

That's where this meme came from?

@houlipaints 2 жыл бұрын

"When people start saying we're all gonna sit around a campfire, I'm like No we're Not." This is exactly how any sane person thinks about corporate friendship building exercises.

@conorflynn1691 2 жыл бұрын

“Please stop that” is the only rational response to the horra we’ve all just witnessed

@M3333C 2 жыл бұрын

Truly

@jeh-ruhd4466 2 жыл бұрын

LOVE how Ben tries to fight off his laugh there

@squarepegroundhole8211 2 жыл бұрын

@@M3333C oh the humaaaaanittty

@lawrencelord9777 2 жыл бұрын

i legit was frightened disturbed and perplexed

@tylerd80495 2 жыл бұрын

I once wondered how to spell Tim's version of "horror" and I see now I was over thinking it cause you nailed it.

@matlenaghan7488 2 жыл бұрын

Tim is the fucking man, big love from Australia aka the world's largest prison.

@CA-ly7my 2 жыл бұрын

We in Canada can relate

@darich.6132 2 жыл бұрын

Praying for you brother🙏 god bless you and the rest of the aussies.

@peterscully8562 2 жыл бұрын

Hey neighbour 🇳🇿🇳🇿

@D.M.C.realnamenogimmicks 2 жыл бұрын

Adelaide here!

@nickchapman9751 2 жыл бұрын

Gold Coast here. And yes Tim Dillon is the fucking man.

@ChoppedGlockShogun 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney doesn't need my two cents, but here it is anyway. Don't ever blame men again for you being insufferable to watch. You too, ladies. That shit was brutal.

@mlt1522 2 жыл бұрын

FEED ME POD

@Nword-Scissorhands 2 жыл бұрын

First minute and I see Whitney. For Christ! The horra.

@spyevil666 2 жыл бұрын

God help us

@pierrotlavoie 2 жыл бұрын

Im already laughing

@Sludgedump 2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was having a nightmare

@zackjacobson1987 2 жыл бұрын

Ben couldn't control himself lol

@cloudbloom 2 жыл бұрын

Jesus that was Whitney?? Sheeeeeeesh

@masoncarter7333 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney's so open minded her brains fallen out. YES or YES

@jakez1930 2 жыл бұрын

that would imply she had a brain to begin with, which is false

@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын

She was featured for 5 seconds this episode, yet she somehow owns all the real estate in your “mind”. How?

@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын

You’d be more likable if you were a Freemason and not just an incel mason

@TheEyeOfTaurusAK 2 жыл бұрын

@@digitalsalsas it was a 5 min convo….ur “annoyed” people are commenting on those Coco Cringe Puffs??! Seems like these posts are taking up real estate in YOUR mind 😉😂

@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheEyeOfTaurusAK what

@jenmvaux 2 жыл бұрын

Where's the new episode? How can you do this to us?

@TEFFTPATTERN 2 жыл бұрын

After the buildup of the first 10 minutes of ranting in favor of the mom, 12:15 is now one of my favorite moments on this podcast

@pepperjack3448 2 жыл бұрын

You know Ben's really enjoying himself when he does his rain man laugh

@calholli 2 жыл бұрын

He's trying to escape-- but there's no where to go

@Michael-ld2np 2 жыл бұрын

@@calholli LMAOOO

@BuddhishMusic 2 жыл бұрын

tim’s confidence is just enough to be under the threshold of coming off as a narcissist and just above the threshold of being right.

@jacksevert3099 2 жыл бұрын

Because Tim joined the deep state psyop 2.5 years ago which how he became famous in the first place. Only sheep think fame is natural. All fame is controlled by the deep state just ask Alex Jones. This is a fact yes or yes?

@snoop8664 2 жыл бұрын

@@jacksevert3099 or maybe he’s really talented and has worked his ass off these past few years😂 but I think he’d prefer your version😂😂

@jacksevert3099 2 жыл бұрын

@@snoop8664 who better to act on behalf of the deep state than the one who actively calls out the deep state? Its an IRL deepfake and as "they" say; be hidden in plain sight. Sooper Dooper woke

@thegrimpeeper8865 2 жыл бұрын

@@jacksevert3099 yes I happen to agree with you and I'm sure Tim wouldn't want it any other way

@lesleyjohnson8488 Ай бұрын

❤😂❤

@Mark_Ocain 2 жыл бұрын

Where's the next episode ???

@TwoSwift651 2 жыл бұрын

Tim's face as he watches Whitney talk about candy corn is why I love him ❤

@richardwaltman420 2 жыл бұрын

Being a Tim Dillon fan isn't just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves. It’s art, the first gift you open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted, everything you need.

@michaelreese8217 2 жыл бұрын

A reason to breathe?!? I love the content also, but make no mistake, he would physically stop you from breathing for a Spotify deal

@AL-ku4jl 2 жыл бұрын

🙌

@zeebart7523 2 жыл бұрын

...Life in the big city

@TrollHunterxXx 2 жыл бұрын

yaaaas queen

@Alexander-xk2nb 2 жыл бұрын

Like a philosophy or a religion, it helps keep u going. :)

@brentbarrus9754 2 жыл бұрын

I imagine Tim is playing this on the TV at his dinner gathering right now.

@lifemusic1980 2 жыл бұрын

Ahahaha!

@chrisom4699 2 жыл бұрын

Tims face says he's pretty chill but sometimes his hands says he suffers from severe anxiety or something, probably because he still secretly regrets not becoming an olympic swimmer. He should use betterhelp

@donteventripdawg932 2 жыл бұрын

I've never felt the same reaction of someone so viscerally as I did when Ben had to mush his face to stop it from contorting in laughter when Tim told him to turn off that Wendy clip in disgust.

@EvanSaltare 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney kind of scares the shit out of me. I feel like she'd say some shit like: "I won't stab you in your sleep. If I was going to stab you, you would see it coming," then stab you in your sleep anyway.

@z_ttheisen7656 2 жыл бұрын

That’s what makes her so funny! She is, in my opinion, on her way to becoming the best comedian of all time. It’s so refreshing to hear the brilliance that comes from a strong independent female comedian who’s somewhat hot. The days of Luis, Stanhope, Norm and other “hilarious” comics are long gone and I say good riddance!

@bena1826 2 жыл бұрын

@@z_ttheisen7656 Trolling is a method of fishing where one or more fishing lines, baited with lures or bait fish, are drawn through the water. This may be behind a moving boat, or by slowly winding the line in when fishing from a static position, or even sweeping the line from side-to-side, e.g. when fishing from a jetty. Trolling is used to catch pelagic fish such as salmon, mackerel and kingfish. Trolling can be phonetically confused with trawling, a different method of fishing where a net (trawl) is drawn through the water instead of lines. Trolling is used both for recreational and commercial fishing whereas trawling is used mainly for commercial fishing. Trolling from a moving boat involves moving quite slowly through the water. This can be accomplished with the use of a special trolling motor. Multiple lines are often used, and outriggers can be used to spread the lines more widely and reduce their chances of tangling. Downriggers can also be used to keep the lures or baits trailing at a desired depth.

@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын

“She’s funny” is all you losers had to say.

@deadliestvice5356 2 жыл бұрын

@@digitalsalsas She's not though. Loudness doesn't equal humor.

@z_ttheisen7656 2 жыл бұрын

@@digitalsalsas I literally just said she’s on the path to becoming the best comic of all time. She’s hilarious! What’s your favorite bit of hers?

@infinite9100 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for calling Ben out on his lies. He’s been out of control.

@Vmh1717 2 жыл бұрын

Okay Timothy and Ben let’s go. Enough

@mustavogaia2655 2 жыл бұрын

The fun-having coool mom story is the definition of "no good deedes go unpunished." And if we dont have a movie version of it, Hollywood is dead.

@steeveekeys1904 2 жыл бұрын

Cool Mom staring who? Would it be a comedy or a tragedy? Or a comic-tragedy somewhere along the lines of Fargo? I agree would make a great movie.

@bena1826 2 жыл бұрын

every female talk show host gives me a very strong "needs their medication adjusted" vibe

@lifemusic1980 2 жыл бұрын

So accurate

@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын

He ghey

@bena1826 2 жыл бұрын

@@digitalsalsas did drew berrymore send you

@calholli 2 жыл бұрын

I've never watched

@dt4676 2 жыл бұрын

Ever watch Wendy Williams? Completely insane

@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 2 жыл бұрын

Tim's we are building a studio bit is a hilarious running joke. We don't believe you

@mcnally211 2 жыл бұрын

Just like Joe's comedy club.💁‍♂️

@MrLextune 2 жыл бұрын

Fake business in full effect.

@curiouscroissant5202 2 жыл бұрын

I miss the neon sign

@whitexchina 2 жыл бұрын

@@curiouscroissant5202yeah, it was so 80's & Tim looks like an 80's guy, with his Polo shirts. This is too modern for him.

@peachmelba1000 2 жыл бұрын

@@whitexchina Where is that sign now?

@elliecee8114 2 жыл бұрын

Tim’s face watching Whitney and tiegan’s video is why i love him. There’s no way in hell Tim would like Whitney if she wasn’t as powerful in the community as she is.

@Existential_Dread 2 жыл бұрын

We need our fix.

@thavisanimation 2 жыл бұрын

Laughed hard at Ben's face at 1:52, it's a wishing well face

@ededdandeddytv5164 2 жыл бұрын

“The horra” is so funny 😭

@billybuttons4298 2 жыл бұрын

It's my favorite

@Xr3737 2 жыл бұрын

what horror are you referring to?

@MrLatterligt 2 жыл бұрын

That clip with Whitney and Chrissy should be prosecuted.

@REAPER3fitty 2 жыл бұрын

Crimes against humanity

@blindthrall 2 жыл бұрын

Makes you root for rowdy Rona.

@colombiacrack88 2 жыл бұрын

Wow 200k in under 24 hours. I’m so happy Tim is experiencing success because he’s genuinely so fucking funny. Who is iconic enough and talented enough to entertain by talking to himself for over an hour. King!

@rondoe937 2 жыл бұрын

I love that no one gets a pass from Tim doesn't matter who you are or how big you are he will set you straight.

@dboyagod 2 жыл бұрын

No he’s gay

@rondoe937 2 жыл бұрын

@@dboyagod 👏👏👏

@mayurkrip 2 жыл бұрын

Finally, something to watch. Life has become a boring horra

@EggsDiamond 2 жыл бұрын

Truly

@ReyO0 2 жыл бұрын

Porn has gotten a lot better.

@ryanp6999 2 жыл бұрын

@@ReyO0 Dude, its gotten worse.

@bananaboy444 11 ай бұрын

Ben's uncontrolable body spasms in the first minute were so perfect

@mariumeplume9562 2 жыл бұрын

I'm obsessed with that show now, it's so relaxing, thank you

@ziggy-mydawg 2 жыл бұрын

this show is one of the only things that makes me truly laugh out loud. thankful for you Tim, keep being amazing

@mocheeks3341 2 жыл бұрын

then you should also try listening to cum town

@StevieWhy1 2 жыл бұрын

@@mocheeks3341 stop trying to bring women into "this thing of ours." Cumtown is actually gayer than Tim Dillon a hundred fold.

@squarepegroundhole8211 2 жыл бұрын

@@StevieWhy1 hahahahhaha

@elektrotehnik94 2 жыл бұрын

@@mocheeks3341 idk, for me cumtown lacks flow, take the pun or leave it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@AmericanGwyn 2 жыл бұрын

Tim’s Mom is *definitely* cool. Patty used to give Tim and his friends Percocet-doesn’t get much cooler than that.

@thedoge9590 2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my friend Cassidy's mom who would give us valium among other things.....good times lol

@AmericanGwyn 2 жыл бұрын

@@thedoge9590 A great woman!

@thedoge9590 2 жыл бұрын

@@AmericanGwyn women like this are the real MVPs of the teenage world....the losers like the girl who felt "safer" the mom was arrested are the type of person that reminds the teacher that they forgot to assign HW....they ruin everything good in this world

@AmericanGwyn 2 жыл бұрын

@@thedoge9590 These are mathematical facts, my brother.

@SuperHoneyOil 2 жыл бұрын

Tremendous, I had a college roommate whose mom would give us 80mg OxyContin she was prescribed daily for “headaches” very cool 😎

@jhart1127 2 жыл бұрын

We don't deserve to see the whites of Tim's eyes and I'm grateful he's treating us like the disgusting pigs we truly are.

@Unpossible8888 2 жыл бұрын

Love that Tim is the guy not to laugh or even smile at any one of his jokes.

@Americankickboxer4 2 жыл бұрын

I used to hate bens laugh but now I can’t imagine the show without it.

@hannar9994 2 жыл бұрын

im not going compare tim and eric cartman but i feel like it somehow makes sense pairing them together in my mind

@hardran3 2 жыл бұрын

It's like Cartman grew up and started a podcast with Butters.

@larl-earson 2 жыл бұрын

they could make a show with them together called tim and eric! wait..

@rjmacready6693 2 жыл бұрын

Hey man. It’s been a rough time here at the Rivian Plant this morning. I’m so thankful I can sneak an ear bud and listen to you whilst Ben giggles in the back ground. Makes my Monday go much smoother so I always try to save your weekly pod for Monday morning. Appreciate the laughter! It means more than you all can know!

@nickypoundtown9568 2 жыл бұрын

New episode or I'm watching crazy stupid love with commentary

@tomw4918 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't know it was possible but Whitney's laugh just gets more and more unhinged and desperate, its frightening to watch

@z17seattle 2 жыл бұрын

She's the ubernarcissist, the final form of self-obsession. Her reality is a video game in which fame is the goal, and every other human is a disposable NPC in the software.

@dannyk1568 2 жыл бұрын

tim on how out generation was pressured into college is disgustingly relatable

@squarepegroundhole8211 2 жыл бұрын

@S R *college at least puts you in a system and saddles young adults with crippling student debt

@ohlookadragon 2 жыл бұрын

@@squarepegroundhole8211 disagree. Some college is worthless, but you can still go to a state school for 5k a semester which is doable, then get a degree in stem. It's the romanticism of private college that saddles students with unpayable debt.

@CreeperGuyOnWeb 2 жыл бұрын

Can someone give me a timestamp when this came up?

@Jiggy609 2 жыл бұрын

@@squarepegroundhole8211 not if you’re smart and go to community college for the first two tears, then transfer to an in-state college. students aren’t victims they just made a horrible decision to go out of state to party for 4 years.

@elliecee8114 2 жыл бұрын

This part actually HURT me

@l-y-d-s 2 жыл бұрын

I plan my Sunday mornings around your podcast and this weekend I felt so lost 😞

@ZMartinW 2 жыл бұрын

Discovering Tim Dillon was truly a blessing. Another day of life in the big city. 😎

@BlekJamal 2 жыл бұрын

Something something knife fight

@SportfanisCOD 2 жыл бұрын

“Omg please stop that” first 5 mins started my week off right🤣

@MattAndTaniaKlecker 2 жыл бұрын

Tim saying “Ladies and Gentlemen” is going to be what does him in.

@mightymodo 2 жыл бұрын

Ikr? He didnt even acknowledge demons or bugs.... how hateful...

@squarepegroundhole8211 2 жыл бұрын

@@mightymodo hate speech!!

@laurapearson3370 2 жыл бұрын

Tim's face watching the clip of the two women in the beginning.....priceless

@NeoakiraIV 2 жыл бұрын

He regrets not ODing on coke

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

"This is why I couldn't function in a corperate company - except Spotify" 🤣🤣🤣

@Lapointe_423 2 жыл бұрын

"He was just watching in the corner. That was the worst that happened" lmao

@kylecrawford2153 2 жыл бұрын

"we didn't know ahead of time it was going to happen like that ... but well it did"

@squarepegroundhole8211 2 жыл бұрын

@@kylecrawford2153 he was actually ahead of his time and making sure there was proper consent throughout the encounter

@elemenz888 2 жыл бұрын

We all know that Tim absolutely, if he makes it that far, knock on wood, in 20 years, will become the next Alex Jones.

@kidsister316 2 жыл бұрын

yes, except he'll be rich

@RocketCrafting 2 жыл бұрын

says the dude that turned from black to a white guy

@commandershepard9601 Жыл бұрын

@@kidsister316 Alex Jones is rich as hell, he's 42 million less rich but still ricg

@xiyx9748 2 жыл бұрын

Tim's face when watching the video at the beginning is... priceless

@tech1238 2 жыл бұрын

Where’s the episode daddy?

@babrdwod7464 2 жыл бұрын

The way Tim adjust his position on the topic when additional information is revealed to him is rather poetic. 😉

@squarepegroundhole8211 2 жыл бұрын

It’s beautiful. Like a symphony

@damdud9366 2 жыл бұрын

It's a live action version of the nuances in life, as opposed to the way that life is presented as mostly free from nuance, mostly...

@bruceaanthony 2 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon needs a Netflix special and a Spotify deal! He’s talking so absurdly funny it kills 🤣

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

I 3rd that 👏

@abdielrainbowhellsangel2256 2 жыл бұрын

That stuff is for the birds..

@stoptrudeau42 2 жыл бұрын

Trans Netflix employees would have a fit

@lewisblank9475 2 жыл бұрын

He doesn’t :) what he is doing is great 👍

@squedblairing5595 2 жыл бұрын

Where's your new free content pigs?!? (11-7-21 1:30am) 3:30am: 🤬 Fine I'll Watch It Again!

@fredocuomo5386 2 жыл бұрын

no new episode this week?...cool i guess

@GangsterGumbo 2 жыл бұрын

I was just watching a potato with a cigarette in its mouth, and BAM, new sode.

@slumdogcrypto3409 2 жыл бұрын

Tim's show is the only one I can hear perfectly in my factory

@joevision8265 2 жыл бұрын

Watching Ben’s reactions are the best part of these videos lol ….he is clearly a huge fan of Tim but still almost can’t contain his laughter in surprise often

@sa.8208 2 жыл бұрын

cant wait for the next EP. :D fingers crossed it drops tonight :D

@MarcoBoneMan 2 жыл бұрын

“Okay, now. Well, this isn’t good.”

@perrinhorner2181 2 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon truly is the only 35 year old who understands my generation

@StevieWhy1 2 жыл бұрын

He's young enough to get it, old enough to be taken aback by it.

@angrylefty7953 2 жыл бұрын

Tim is 17 just ask him

@jkb1O5 Жыл бұрын

🤜🏼🤛🏻

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

"There's a flowerbed. They're around it. Then all of a sudden you see a hand" 😂🤣

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

"Something is coming out from the side of the flowerbed and it looks like a hand" 😂😂😂

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

"Go back - watch it again - you see something coming out" 🤣🤣

@donniemoose5702 2 жыл бұрын

Why is the new episode not out?

@FunnyDougy 2 жыл бұрын

"Suggestions on my driving? What if I drink until you're unemployed?" - Tim Dillon 2021

@savvyteats7613 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing like ending an acid trip with a little Tim Dillon

@supremeleader6992 2 жыл бұрын

Yes or yes?

@avtist5639 2 жыл бұрын

you do acid? that's so cool

@Halomans 2 жыл бұрын

Haha I can’t believe Tim’s talking about all of this stuff with the party mom. That’s my High school and home town!! This lady is pretty much as crazy as it gets here.

@stevus23 2 жыл бұрын

So actually not cool? Damn that suxks

@StevieWhy1 2 жыл бұрын

Check out Tim's appearance on the podcast Honeydew. He talks all about his childhood and hanging out with a drug house running mom down the street who let kids do coke and do minor crime. It really explains how Timmy ended up this way. He's just a hurt kid who's a messed up adult now.

@vafixer8885 2 жыл бұрын

@@StevieWhy1 Im starting a go fund me for her court case, we need more Tim Dillons.