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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

Жыл бұрын

Tim dives into the Obama chef accident, Reese’s taking it too far, offers Lizzo advice and has good news for the family of the accused Gilgo beach killer.
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@dr.pepperoni5415
@dr.pepperoni5415 Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon would be the best Whitehouse press secretary in American history.
@AEM479
@AEM479 Жыл бұрын
Omg- 🍻PLEASE. 🥰 That made my day just entertaining the thought. & this comment deserves waay more likes ❤
@matthewburns3251
@matthewburns3251 Жыл бұрын
Yes or Yes?
@pearz420
@pearz420 Жыл бұрын
yeah Whitehouse Cheesesteaks
@matthewburns3251
@matthewburns3251 Жыл бұрын
@@pearz420 Whitehouse Black and Blue Porterhouse AFTER the Seafood Tower
@Toefuy
@Toefuy Жыл бұрын
👈🏻 👀… (POV:as an ally) Get your shit together man… he is going to be President…. Top Hog. I can’t wait for the inauguration speech 🎤
@reid6302
@reid6302 Жыл бұрын
“You want your girlfriend to be bi-sexual, not non-binary” that is the best explanation of Denver ever lol
@skoto8219
@skoto8219 Жыл бұрын
Incredible line lol
@frizzonofficial
@frizzonofficial Жыл бұрын
"You can have blue hair, you can finger your friend, but you gotta pick a gender, It's Denver." This shit had me rolling it's so fucking good.
@drinkmoreagua8984
@drinkmoreagua8984 Жыл бұрын
He’s spot on
@danielnaranjo6321
@danielnaranjo6321 Жыл бұрын
It's so accurate it's scary
@JamesBongo
@JamesBongo 11 ай бұрын
So they are cool but not insane sounds good to me
@kss9131
@kss9131 11 ай бұрын
"You've made enough money from the pigs. Time to leave the barn." One of the best lines I've ever heard 🤣
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 Жыл бұрын
As a fat person I don't recognize Lizzo as my Queen of our people, I recognize Tim Dillon
@matthewbecker7389
@matthewbecker7389 Жыл бұрын
As a fellow Matt, I applaud your choice in monarch.
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 Жыл бұрын
@@matthewbecker7389 here here 👍🍻
@KerriHooper
@KerriHooper Жыл бұрын
This really feels like an oldschool episode. Tim is back 100%
@Stranger_In_The_Alps
@Stranger_In_The_Alps Жыл бұрын
I don’t even remember the name of his first sidekick
@KerriHooper
@KerriHooper Жыл бұрын
@@Stranger_In_The_Alps Idk Bob or something.
@Stranger_In_The_Alps
@Stranger_In_The_Alps Жыл бұрын
@@KerriHooper it definitely wasn’t Larry. I would’ve remembered if it was Larry, believe me.
@WestSideGorilla1980
@WestSideGorilla1980 Жыл бұрын
What denver means to Tim Bloating and closeted bois
@N0ahface
@N0ahface Жыл бұрын
Tim's always at his best when he's trying to make his producer lose it instead of performing directly to the audience, I guess him and the new kid have gotten more comfortable around each other
@peters8438
@peters8438 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for coming to Denver and rightfully shaming my brother for eating cheesecake like a feral human in the front row of your 4 PM show!
@robertphillips9014
@robertphillips9014 Жыл бұрын
What an honor.
@Stranger_In_The_Alps
@Stranger_In_The_Alps Жыл бұрын
Haha I was there and saw this. Your brother is indeed a slovenly pig . I was the guy applauding him through the peep hole in the bathroom stall as he was purging the cheesecake
@BBDumfuk
@BBDumfuk Жыл бұрын
VIP experience
@Vmh1717
@Vmh1717 Жыл бұрын
@@robertphillips9014horror*
@BigHit9922
@BigHit9922 Жыл бұрын
Tim was only lashing out cause he was jealous
@Sludgedump
@Sludgedump Жыл бұрын
The fact that morgan and morgan are still with tim after those absolute bangers makes me wanna get involved in some litigation
@kneetotheface
@kneetotheface Жыл бұрын
ready to get litigated
@escovision1986
@escovision1986 Жыл бұрын
I'm certain they read the fine print on Tim Dillon and were fully informed on his comedy.
@TaylorLuna-fs9eo
@TaylorLuna-fs9eo Жыл бұрын
Sue someone 😂 The advertising he does for them is FU(king hilarious .
@gijoey5912
@gijoey5912 Жыл бұрын
He accused the founder of that underwear company (I forget the name) of multiple war crimes and other heinous acts while doing the ad reads, and they stuck around for quite a while.
@shawnburns3996
@shawnburns3996 Жыл бұрын
@@gijoey5912he didn’t accuse him. It was a comedy bit
@Hungryhipoe
@Hungryhipoe Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the only news source I trust. Thanks pig 🙏
@ducksinarowpatience3670
@ducksinarowpatience3670 Жыл бұрын
🐷
@TheEvilWithinKevin
@TheEvilWithinKevin Жыл бұрын
That'll do pig, that'll do.
@josecervantes1965
@josecervantes1965 11 ай бұрын
Oink oink motherfuckers!!
@Unz360
@Unz360 11 ай бұрын
😂
@jehanzebkhan8063
@jehanzebkhan8063 10 ай бұрын
Yes or yes
@Apol-los
@Apol-los Жыл бұрын
I enjoy Tim is able to dissect “stuffing your cup” on the same level of urgency & disgust as an event of global importance
@oN3xShOtxkilL
@oN3xShOtxkilL Жыл бұрын
Ray Kump has a season pass
@OutlierConcepts
@OutlierConcepts Жыл бұрын
"In other news the Wagner group has just attempted another coup in Mosc- like really what business do these people have putting pretzels inside of the Reese's......its an abomination...."
@everetthancock2043
@everetthancock2043 Жыл бұрын
To him, they're of equal importance.
@N-xi2zh
@N-xi2zh 8 ай бұрын
Pretty Fkn Disgusting bro. lol.
@val9393
@val9393 Жыл бұрын
Lizzo is empowering, Lizzo is beautiful, but when I say a girl looks like Lizzo, she suddenly hates me. Make it make sense
@anonenormous2376
@anonenormous2376 Жыл бұрын
Haha had to screen shot this and send it to my buddy. Very well done 😅
@Redheadedmomayyy
@Redheadedmomayyy Жыл бұрын
Show me proof of any woman getting upset that she was told she looks like Lizzo.
@maxh4651
@maxh4651 Жыл бұрын
Stolen
@islabee94
@islabee94 Жыл бұрын
I mean Lizzo is morbidly obese, of voutse. And I've never liked her oersina / schtick etc.But it's so annoying when people say she's ugly. She's clearly a pretty woman.
@val9393
@val9393 Жыл бұрын
@@Redheadedmomayyy You are as beautiful as Lizzo
@asgardpictures
@asgardpictures Жыл бұрын
This is the kind of episode I would use to introduce someone to Tim’s comedy.
@waxonwaxoff2431
@waxonwaxoff2431 Жыл бұрын
Every time Tim Dillon says “FATTY BUNBATTYS” I cry laughing 😂😂😂
@jeremiaha5167
@jeremiaha5167 Жыл бұрын
Me too! But it's BOOMbattys :))
@djdynamo74
@djdynamo74 9 ай бұрын
this is my cats new nickname
@waxonwaxoff2431
@waxonwaxoff2431 8 ай бұрын
@@djdynamo74 love it 😂😂
@miguelito2361
@miguelito2361 Жыл бұрын
It's comforting to know that even though Tim has lost a few pounds, he hasn't forgotten his plus-sized roots
@wronggg
@wronggg Жыл бұрын
Yesss queen!
@DarnThatDragon
@DarnThatDragon Жыл бұрын
No fat swapping on this channel
@Scythe_Voltage
@Scythe_Voltage Жыл бұрын
Lizzo made a golf cart wheelie then everyone blamed the driver for hitting the gas too hard
@Mustacheman17
@Mustacheman17 Жыл бұрын
and those $2500 sunglasses
@TheRichardOlson
@TheRichardOlson Жыл бұрын
Yaassss
@Slade-6
@Slade-6 Жыл бұрын
Let me toss you another idea Tim. If you were a private chef for these people, wouldn’t you want to drown yourself? I live on the coast of Lake Huron and everyday I get out of work at the factory, I gaze into that sweet, watery abyss and think to myself. There is always a way out, it’s right there.
@dwightschrute7021
@dwightschrute7021 Жыл бұрын
Christ that's dark🤣🤣🤣🍺
@Nylon_riot
@Nylon_riot Жыл бұрын
My family was unfortunate enough to marry a 1% heiress. Those people, are every bit the miserable c&%$#s you think they are. It is a gilded cage. There is no being a fireman, every minute of your life is planned, even your conception. They take it out on the working class.
@DavidMarksmen1992
@DavidMarksmen1992 Жыл бұрын
If you do, make it look like a murder and confuse everyone into a multi decade investigation.
@bartkorol611
@bartkorol611 Жыл бұрын
You are right, there is a way a out... *you hear steel drums a little crab begins to sing to you* Slade-6, listen to me The human world, it's a mess Life under the sea Is better than anything they got up there The seaweed is always greener In somebody else's lake You dream about going up there But that is a big mistake Just look at the world around you Right here on the ocean floor Such wonderful things surround you What more is you lookin' for? Under the sea Under the sea Darling it's better Down where it's wetter Take it from me Up on the shore they work all day Out in the sun they slave away While we devotin' Full time to floatin' Under the sea!!!
@CrisistentialXS
@CrisistentialXS Жыл бұрын
The call of the void is a sweet siren song
@FakefulandDisgracedSlaveClass
@FakefulandDisgracedSlaveClass Жыл бұрын
Tim and a skinny co-worker fat shamming a fellow fat employee and playing it off as a bonding moment is the content I live for. Thank you Tim for your service. /salute
@alexharrisdirector
@alexharrisdirector Жыл бұрын
Best comedian at riffing. His doesn’t give a fuck vibe, the brutal sarcasm. Tim is artistic evolution of Hicks, Carlin, with much of their excess streamlined by the “Sales sauce” skills Tim uses to deliver. One of the best ever. ^
@korlu01
@korlu01 Жыл бұрын
You know it’s a good show when every episode opens with “sorry we’re late”
@Conradlovesjoy
@Conradlovesjoy Жыл бұрын
What are we? 2-7 days late?
@korlu01
@korlu01 Жыл бұрын
@@Conradlovesjoy I’m not exactly sure what the intended schedule for episodes to come out at this point. I’m trying desperately to hold on to a 4 episode per month standard for the Patreon because fatty cannot stick with a weekly schedule despite getting paid millions for doing exactly that. As far as the main episodes go, he’s had 3 new ones released in about 5 and a half weeks. In the summer where he’s not touring and “focusing on the podcast.” That dump of a claim was made this past spring. His content output has a standard of Lizzo’s daily step counts. A fkn joke.
@jennycoyle8204
@jennycoyle8204 Жыл бұрын
🙌😂😂
@d3monsn0wkitty
@d3monsn0wkitty Жыл бұрын
@@korlu01pig works better under pressure. People should cancel for a month or two.
@00TheD
@00TheD 10 күн бұрын
​@@korlu01Words, when used by someone of skill represent our finest art, and yet you feel upset that you are not getting enough content but yet will be 1st to complain when the quality of Tim's channeling here , and make no mistake that is what it is, and whine about how it's not as good as it used to be. You kind soul ...are just passing through. Move along
@teepguitarist
@teepguitarist Жыл бұрын
I am amazed that Tim improvised a better PR move for lizzo than Lizzo's PR team will ever come up with
@lokay7233
@lokay7233 Жыл бұрын
Throwing fat people under the bus really is the best way for her to handle this. Looking forward to hot lizzo
@uteruspower1862
@uteruspower1862 11 ай бұрын
It's legit a great marketing and branding plan for her. I might actually become a fan of hers if she loses the extra weight.
@tym2083
@tym2083 11 ай бұрын
​@@uteruspower1862fuck that. One good deed does not wash out the bad, nor bad the good.
@ghostghostghst
@ghostghostghst 11 ай бұрын
It's a joke
@teepguitarist
@teepguitarist 11 ай бұрын
@@ghostghostghst im unfamiliar with the concept on a comedy podcast
@laurenceocarroll5302
@laurenceocarroll5302 Жыл бұрын
All news about Lizzo is ground breaking
@N-xi2zh
@N-xi2zh 8 ай бұрын
Earth Shattering.
@Andy-we8vo
@Andy-we8vo Жыл бұрын
Tim is at his best when talking about food and fat people. This is the perfect ratio of both. Like the Reese’s of comedy
@CoolAdam247
@CoolAdam247 Жыл бұрын
Tim's back dressed like a CIA operative on holiday. #LifeInTheBigCity 😎👍🏽
@ferdwenen4892
@ferdwenen4892 Жыл бұрын
I love not paying for such a high level of entertainment
@nedrobinson7490
@nedrobinson7490 Жыл бұрын
Best money I’ll spend this week, RIGHT here. Hail satan
@ferdwenen4892
@ferdwenen4892 Жыл бұрын
@@nedrobinson7490 i live next door to you
@jeffreyoleary3811
@jeffreyoleary3811 Жыл бұрын
Tim coming back from his absence and releasing a video on my birthday is making me feel like I’m living life in the big city
@1MinuteFlipDoc
@1MinuteFlipDoc Жыл бұрын
fellow aug 2nd bday guy here. lol
@10gay18
@10gay18 Жыл бұрын
🎉
@qietjenkins
@qietjenkins Жыл бұрын
Be careful it’s a real knife fight out there
@TheeSherminator
@TheeSherminator Жыл бұрын
Life in the big city is the best episode ever. And also.. you are using it wrong, if he didnt upload on your birthday. That would be a good time to say, life in the big city...
@manbearpig7521
@manbearpig7521 11 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@mattgrelee2199
@mattgrelee2199 Жыл бұрын
As a former junkie, I know that exact situation where your in a house full of drug addicts and one guy is nodding so hard everyone is pointing him out calling and talking shit about him lol
@CashanovaXTREME
@CashanovaXTREME 11 ай бұрын
“That guys got some serious issues.” Says the guy who just took 4 fentanyl laced Xanax.
@TRG29338
@TRG29338 Жыл бұрын
Tim looks like a guy fighting a hangover on the bench outside of a tackle shop.
@andrewacuna8211
@andrewacuna8211 Жыл бұрын
We wish her well, Lizzo.
@dwightschrute7021
@dwightschrute7021 Жыл бұрын
🏌️
@jennycoyle8204
@jennycoyle8204 Жыл бұрын
Yassssssssssss kweeeeeen 🙌
@sweetdudeicecream
@sweetdudeicecream Жыл бұрын
No we dont😅😅😅
@Matthew-cw3gn
@Matthew-cw3gn Жыл бұрын
She's a friend and a colleague.
@billiebleach7889
@billiebleach7889 Жыл бұрын
We wish her well, all 600 pounds
@FrogsRghey
@FrogsRghey Жыл бұрын
Hearing Tim say "Big Mike" and saying he's going to off himself during a performance is a great call back to older episodes!
@Jiggy609
@Jiggy609 Жыл бұрын
I will forever die laughing when Tim says Fattie Boom Batty🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sergrum1082
@sergrum1082 Жыл бұрын
WE BACK PIGS, ENJOY THE SLOP
@brunotonyoli9408
@brunotonyoli9408 Жыл бұрын
I’ve lived near Hershey PA for years. My mother never let me get stuff your cup and over time I understood why. Tim Dillon speaks volumes of truth
@jayweiss4378
@jayweiss4378 Жыл бұрын
Tim sat down at the bar in Hawaii and is giving me his rant….and I can’t leave as I work at the bar ha ha
@GlippyLotion
@GlippyLotion Жыл бұрын
Jizzo is a national treasure and we must fight for every fold like the mountains of korea
@Mama_vaeda_nellie_
@Mama_vaeda_nellie_ Жыл бұрын
Jizzo 😂
@liammullen2144
@liammullen2144 Жыл бұрын
One of the great comments of all time
@jimbo5071
@jimbo5071 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Tim, we love you
@somesandman8328
@somesandman8328 Жыл бұрын
the guilty dog laugh when Tim found out the most important detail of the Lizzo story is priceless XDDD
@Fabian080690
@Fabian080690 Жыл бұрын
I need to live in world on which Lizzo gives David Goggins fitness advice. Yes or yes
@martinryder2351
@martinryder2351 Жыл бұрын
Love these random drops. Now I can feel happiness for an hour during the week, not just on Saturday nights.
@Vmh1717
@Vmh1717 Жыл бұрын
Be sure to dopamine detox after you consume the program. Let’s just say you can’t pluck a chicken if it’s out back.
@dannyboycalifornia
@dannyboycalifornia Жыл бұрын
Lol same
@nicolejaurequi8369
@nicolejaurequi8369 Жыл бұрын
It really helps us
@chiligribble8431
@chiligribble8431 Жыл бұрын
I heard lizzo has recently come out as a vegetarian. She may be a vegetarian but she’s still full of baloney in my book
@Zsuluap
@Zsuluap Жыл бұрын
You must be a norm fan. Sounds a lot like one of his jokes :). Good job man
@henrylicious
@henrylicious Жыл бұрын
With the way she treats her dancers I don't think she owns a doghouse.
@mixedmartialoddest
@mixedmartialoddest Жыл бұрын
I went to a Lizzo concert once and I was disappointed. She sang one song and the concert was over!
@Hamptonio
@Hamptonio Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that tragedy.
@buddhaspriest
@buddhaspriest Жыл бұрын
Someone told her tallo and lard were vegetables.
@user-kk8op6wd2w
@user-kk8op6wd2w Жыл бұрын
Just Eric Cartman living his best life all grown up. So proud.
@elysef9303
@elysef9303 Жыл бұрын
I was at the 4PM Sunday show in Denver and I cried laughing the entire time. You killed ❤
@cornflakes421
@cornflakes421 Жыл бұрын
Tim looks like the guy that tried to steal the dinosaurs 🦕🦖 from Jurassic Park 😂
@maxmeeks9910
@maxmeeks9910 Жыл бұрын
Awe that's harsh, more of a John Candy meets alex jones.
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT Жыл бұрын
Tim is the large cosmic entity we all need in our lives.
@LEARSIKCIGAM
@LEARSIKCIGAM Жыл бұрын
XXXL
@BlazRa
@BlazRa Жыл бұрын
A moon
@GordonCaledonia
@GordonCaledonia Жыл бұрын
@@BlazRa Like that space baby at the end of, _2001: A Space Odyssey_ but fatter and more gae.
@WestSideGorilla1980
@WestSideGorilla1980 Жыл бұрын
one of the old ones from Lovecraft
@GordonCaledonia
@GordonCaledonia Жыл бұрын
@@WestSideGorilla1980 Life in the big R'lyeh,
@UnLiMiTEDrX
@UnLiMiTEDrX Жыл бұрын
Really appreciate the direct shout out of “ladies & gentlemen”, thank Tim, my very personal close friend.
@Naomi_wella
@Naomi_wella Жыл бұрын
Morgan and Morgan should feel blessed to have you as a spokesperson
@bigben42
@bigben42 Жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed at an ad like that in a minute
@grahamlogan4068
@grahamlogan4068 11 ай бұрын
I love that this law firm just allow him to lean into the vicious solicitation angle 🤣 (Always makes me like a company when they have a sense of humour about the way Tim does these reads)
@richardphilpott1225
@richardphilpott1225 Жыл бұрын
I was interviewed for a job as a chef for the Biden family but decided to go back to helicopter logging.
@nedrobinson7490
@nedrobinson7490 Жыл бұрын
Obamas are objectively WAY scarier than Bidens. Biden’s house is prolly decorated with typical old white people shit: gnomes, photos of grandchildren, extremely dated wallpaper, etc. Obama’s is prolly decorated with chairs made from human leather, but you only find that out if you ask Michelle about who the designer was.
@jennycoyle8204
@jennycoyle8204 Жыл бұрын
It’s like Christmas/birthday ect to get Tim on a Wednesday evening! Best surprise KZfaq check of my year 🙌🙌🙌
@pucz8215
@pucz8215 Жыл бұрын
Two chefs that cooked for presidents dying seems like an insane coincidence
@artfuldodger96
@artfuldodger96 Жыл бұрын
Or an incokesane coincidence. 😄
@krikeydial3430
@krikeydial3430 Жыл бұрын
If you can't take the heat stay out of the Whitehouse kitchen.
@forallthestupidshit3550
@forallthestupidshit3550 Жыл бұрын
Drowning, nonetheless. Seems too coincidental to be a set up. Or not coincidental enough.
@artfuldodger96
@artfuldodger96 Жыл бұрын
Chefs dying from causes other than.. old age.. isn't exactly unheard of. 😉 I'm acquainted with one of Obama's old White House sommeliers, and a kitchen is a kitchen. 😄 Sigh, he had a helluva wine cellar. Read Kitchen Confidential. It's older than some of you (sweet J 🤦🏼‍♀️), but it could offer a touch of insight. High-end kitchens are a blend of tortured artists, adrenaline junkies, raging egos, jealousy, sabotage, addiction, burnout, and survival of the fittest.. best soap opera on a pirate ship you'll ever survive. 😍 Just food for thought.. people who thrive in that environment often take risks.
@pucz8215
@pucz8215 Жыл бұрын
@@artfuldodger96 paddle boarding isn’t exactly like sky diving without a parachute
@dhaang126
@dhaang126 Жыл бұрын
Thank you to Tim's nameless, faceless producer as always.
@DaniMysteryZone
@DaniMysteryZone Жыл бұрын
Travis
@matthewburns3251
@matthewburns3251 Жыл бұрын
tims apologies are all that keep me going on with life
@accidentalpatient4152
@accidentalpatient4152 Жыл бұрын
Despite Tim being a ham-planet, he only takes up a tiny portion of the screen. Yet even with all that extra space, the videos they show at the side are imperceptible.
@slim710.
@slim710. Жыл бұрын
I’d love to see Tim and big Jay talk about lizzo and her tv show for any amount of time really
@ShortCircuit1987
@ShortCircuit1987 11 ай бұрын
My 🐱smells much better now!!! OMG! I haven’t laughed out loud harder than that in a long a** time! That was comedy gold!
@jagnosh
@jagnosh Жыл бұрын
the king has the right to deny us his brilliance whenevr he choses
@myeiner
@myeiner Жыл бұрын
Or Queen? 🤔
@accidentalpatient4152
@accidentalpatient4152 Жыл бұрын
@@myeineryeah he’s more of a queen
@prestonarnold5094
@prestonarnold5094 Жыл бұрын
And the mortality rate of the politician private chef increases yet again. The guy definitely saw something 😂
@papadoc3344
@papadoc3344 Жыл бұрын
Thank God I discovered this show.this is the funniest guy rn for me on yt. Love and praises from SA 🇿🇦
@UnbelievablyGauche
@UnbelievablyGauche Жыл бұрын
Ugh Tim absolutely nails the infuriating aspects of these strange deaths stories. Like how “nobody will ever know anything about what happened”.
@davidverdugo6266
@davidverdugo6266 Жыл бұрын
Tim is in top form! Dude is the funniest comic working atm and its not even close.
@REAPER3fitty
@REAPER3fitty Жыл бұрын
Not true at all. Gillis is a better comic. Tim is a better ranter. To say it's not close is almost as gay as Tim
@bobloerakker7010
@bobloerakker7010 Жыл бұрын
Tim we need this, thank you so much for your effort in animal conservation. This sure is one whale of a problem and we need to get to the bottom of it. Something is just fishy about it all.
@alexgonzalezjr6823
@alexgonzalezjr6823 Жыл бұрын
We missed you A lot!!!! We love you tim .
@smooktober7639
@smooktober7639 Жыл бұрын
Tim, I saw you at the Wynn a week and a half ago and the show was amazing, I brought my dad along and he loved it.
@alnibodycare
@alnibodycare Жыл бұрын
Oh I thought like you meant as in he was selling time shares
@TheRHIM
@TheRHIM Жыл бұрын
Fun series! I’m going back and watching the ones I’ve missed but a lot of fun overall and the base looked great! Ever consider adding more PC’s to your narratives?
@JoeSebGriff
@JoeSebGriff Жыл бұрын
Always look forward to hearing the ramblings from dear Tim Dilluminati
@Thatdude877
@Thatdude877 Жыл бұрын
All I needed to see was "Free Lizzo" and I clicked immediately 🤣🤣🤣
@djdannyd2060
@djdannyd2060 Жыл бұрын
Even the heading cracked me up 😂😂😂😂 brilliant ever time, please come to wales, would love to take you Cardiff 😂😂 would be hilarious
@jchase7586
@jchase7586 Жыл бұрын
Tim posting at noon on a Wednesday is sub-prime mortgage lender behavior for sure. He probably set up meetings on Sunday night at like 830pm and sent offers and responses at 2am.
@Sniperboy5551
@Sniperboy5551 Жыл бұрын
What do you expect from our favorite fake businessman?
@Tyler-fg5jr
@Tyler-fg5jr 2 ай бұрын
38:40 The image of the two dancers eating peanut butter out of the jar like Winnie-the-Pooh had me laughing for 5 minutes
@TheCosmicFreeway
@TheCosmicFreeway Жыл бұрын
Love how Tim's studio improves slightly every year...
@oN3xShOtxkilL
@oN3xShOtxkilL Жыл бұрын
He looks eschew though .. like not centered
@LenChristmas
@LenChristmas Жыл бұрын
mad wide angle and tiny little corner to show us a screen? studio not good
@mswi2650
@mswi2650 Жыл бұрын
I miss the patio pods. Especially the one with the drug addict neighbor who would yell and stumble through her yard causing a scene.
@teepguitarist
@teepguitarist Жыл бұрын
​@@oN3xShOtxkilLthe word you're looking for is askew!
@UnbelievablyGauche
@UnbelievablyGauche Жыл бұрын
I think this b/g sucks. I’d love a green screen that he can customise any time he feels like it.
@Foozball_guy
@Foozball_guy Жыл бұрын
Thank you Tim never stop your content please
@drewpowers7236
@drewpowers7236 Жыл бұрын
I picture Barack Obama staring at the pond from his office like Michael Corleone when he sends Al Neri to take Fredo fishing
@sincereflowers3218
@sincereflowers3218 Жыл бұрын
He'd do that too 😂
@ViolinViolaMasterclass
@ViolinViolaMasterclass Жыл бұрын
The beanie baby and cactus decor is very funny✨ missed you Tim!!
@NeverTooManyGames
@NeverTooManyGames Жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, an hour break from my demons.
@nickv3085
@nickv3085 Жыл бұрын
It’s a good day when Timmy drops a video. Thanks bud
@dumbideas7742
@dumbideas7742 Жыл бұрын
Awesome I love ur posting more to you tube. I can’t get enough!!!!
@jayr1170
@jayr1170 Жыл бұрын
Tim, I just want to let you know that the moment I get into an accident, I'm calling Morgan and Morgan just to sue someone all because of you.
@PAJOoc
@PAJOoc Жыл бұрын
Couldn't be happier for Lizzo
@stefanmironov6405
@stefanmironov6405 Жыл бұрын
I was trying to come up with a name for a weird music/band project and Timmy just nailed it. "Thin Lizzo" it is!
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Жыл бұрын
Lol.
@schindlersredemption
@schindlersredemption Жыл бұрын
There is a brand called Thin lizzy. Close enough.
@schindlersredemption
@schindlersredemption Жыл бұрын
And apparently an Irish band called thin lizzy.
@stefanmironov6405
@stefanmironov6405 Жыл бұрын
@@schindlersredemption lol it's the same band and yes I know that's the whole joke. Made me laugh that you saw Thin Lizzy's lead singer and though "well that's def not an Irish band" 😄
@elizabethgoodson9802
@elizabethgoodson9802 Жыл бұрын
Love you Tim!!!! Every podcast crushes!!!
@johncunningham824
@johncunningham824 Жыл бұрын
Talk more about them icing their ankles after the show Tim 😂
@frankdiaz8969
@frankdiaz8969 Жыл бұрын
By the way remember the mother with the girl and the nugget 😂They got 800K in the lawsuit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kellymc6812
@kellymc6812 Жыл бұрын
EPSTEIN’S chef died as well at fifty five! Right after Epstein didn’t kill himself and Ghissy was being held in NY jail
@badlaamaurukehu
@badlaamaurukehu Жыл бұрын
Backstage passes are one of the blessings/curses of the culinary professions.
@jhershy1381
@jhershy1381 Жыл бұрын
It was a random mundane wednesday afternoon when a glint of hope appeared on youtube ! Thanks to whats his name for editing and bringin us Mr Dillon
@johnnydubz3296
@johnnydubz3296 Жыл бұрын
An hour into posting and the comments are already legendary the Tim's pigs really is a vibe and so is Tim's shirt
@Campyourexfil
@Campyourexfil Жыл бұрын
Obama took a page out of the long island playbook, that chef should've kept his mouth shut
@filledepieuvre
@filledepieuvre Жыл бұрын
Tim this shirt you’re wearing looks incredible on you. Thank you as always for the on point content
@N-xi2zh
@N-xi2zh 8 ай бұрын
Yeah he looks really big. I'd love to baste that turkey. HNNG
@Sportsbikeguy
@Sportsbikeguy 7 ай бұрын
Wrapping up the end of the year, came back to this video to say this is when I fell in love with Tim Dillion.
@jimcatanzaro7808
@jimcatanzaro7808 Жыл бұрын
Thank god Tim came out with this today I needed it
@julianbluefeather8491
@julianbluefeather8491 Жыл бұрын
I hope everyone has a great day! Tomorrow will be better. Keep your head up!
@bloodeagle1904
@bloodeagle1904 Жыл бұрын
Denver show was great, didn't realize Tim liked hiking so much
@ricovickers2755
@ricovickers2755 Жыл бұрын
absolutely love to hear him just talk
@Freightorious
@Freightorious 7 ай бұрын
Dude. Your rants are epic.
@josephedwarddowling5919
@josephedwarddowling5919 Жыл бұрын
''That is even more disturbing to me than them being drowned. Get the help off the property!!!'' Classic from a man who was broke and almost homeless for years.
@GDNPB
@GDNPB Жыл бұрын
Tim Lizzo and 8 other big dancers breaking spinning on their heads for the encore would be the best show ever!
@justinrogers746
@justinrogers746 Жыл бұрын
30:00 "I will stuff my cup wherever I want." 😂
@michaelherring1411
@michaelherring1411 Жыл бұрын
So glad i watched this. Tim you are brilliant. 😂
@nobody188
@nobody188 Жыл бұрын
Can't help but admire Tim's banana pudding appearance
@vaegontargaryen9203
@vaegontargaryen9203 Жыл бұрын
Bloating from being at a high altitude is a real phenomenon. Last time I went to a high altitude town steak dinners just started flying into my mouth. I’m sure it was very hard for Tim on his trip.
@deyannaf4380
@deyannaf4380 Жыл бұрын
Amazing as always!!!
@D3LT4K1L0
@D3LT4K1L0 Жыл бұрын
Yayyyy Thank you Tim!!
@ChefBurns1
@ChefBurns1 Жыл бұрын
Being a Chef I’m scared right now!!! Big Mike must be on his period 😂
@badlaamaurukehu
@badlaamaurukehu Жыл бұрын
Sleep with your knife roll. It helps.
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Жыл бұрын
Are you a hot Black man who is prepared to do G4P? If not, you have nothing to worry about.
@JessicaC.
@JessicaC. Жыл бұрын
Not only are people eating Reese's stuff your cup peanut butter cup in 90° heat, it is also 98% humidity! Which makes it 112° outside!
@Whyyalltakecheeboohandles
@Whyyalltakecheeboohandles Жыл бұрын
Just saw man do Stand up in Denver last week. Solid ass show as always. My man changes up the act constantly. He can do no wrong. The opener from Austin was great as well! Tim’s calling Denver exactly what it is too and I’m only two minutes into this episode. Splendid as always pig. I saw this episode advertised under Ben’s autistic lil live stream with the boys and I had to take a break just long enough to come see pig… I love u all. Can’t wait to wake up bloated tomorrow and throw down more green chili and kush 🎉
@codysmiff222
@codysmiff222 Жыл бұрын
Great show in Denver 👊was stoked to be there!
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