#227
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3 жыл бұрынAfter a series of unfortunate events in the desert, Tim and Ben are forced to record outside in the dark. Tim relives his days at Nassau Community College, explains why Trump will not be building a media empire, why Quarantine friendships will end, and a froyo shop in Palm Springs that pushed him over the edge this week.
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@TimDillonShow 3 жыл бұрын
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@penningtonlovesyou 3 жыл бұрын
@@TimDillonShow 🤝 it’s good now
@a.k.4o 3 жыл бұрын
I thought i hated you talking crap about Trump. I have realized the errors of my way. Thats a hundred times better. Then you giving me tic tok kids money update
@Sidelinefighter-expert 3 жыл бұрын
Tim, we need at least 2 of these a week
@thewass3804 3 жыл бұрын
Feel it in the air!!! NCC, lol
@diogeneschicken2968 3 жыл бұрын
It sucks not to see Ben laughing and Tim's red face.
@animeguru0305 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly.
@spicemilktea 3 жыл бұрын
Ben ♥️🤪😏
@diogeneschicken2968 3 жыл бұрын
@@spicemilktea not gonna lie he's cute af . Too bad he's married 😅
@Todays_Tom_Sawyer 3 жыл бұрын
Ben laughing makes me feel alive again. It's as good as Jim staring into the camera/your soul.
@William.H.Bonney 3 жыл бұрын
And Ben vaping
@poopyoyo 3 жыл бұрын
"I can't breathe" - Tim Dillon
@jordanholmes9870 3 жыл бұрын
Time to take to the streets for our guy. Specifically the street where those cleaning people live.
@jt752 3 жыл бұрын
#justicefortimothy
@jimmybacas8003 3 жыл бұрын
JUSTICE FOR JUICY
@molagsballs5194 3 жыл бұрын
This is also because of the lasting effects of that waitress who sucked the air outta the room and ruined Tim's dining experience with her personal horror. That junkie must be jailed.
@hafthorhafbeast6846 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha i thought the same shit
@PixelTherapy542 3 жыл бұрын
I put blue chew in my magic spoon, and it turns into a ridge wallet.
@juliemariemcintyre 3 жыл бұрын
yummmmm
@cdavid469 3 жыл бұрын
I put blue chew in my magic spoon and now my ex gets half my ridge wallet
@CornyBum 3 жыл бұрын
I put BlueChew in my Magic Spoon, and it turns into Wix in my mouth while Vincero's splattering milk all over my Ridge and I'm trying to handle an absolute United Harvest of meat.
@MilahanPhilosophersCorner 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@caseylainhart9445 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@sailornibiru626 3 жыл бұрын
Is this your favorite time of the week? YES OR YES
@FANKANable 3 жыл бұрын
I was trying to get my girlfriend hype, but she didn't give a FUCK
@Skankhunter420 3 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city baby.
@wolfyeverywhere 3 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss
@lifemusic1980 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lucaslevonmusic 3 жыл бұрын
Yes or YES?!?
@cgm4379 3 жыл бұрын
I think he's wearing his purple polo shirt.
@T.I.M.Thirteen 3 жыл бұрын
I’m going with burgundy, which is Tim’s power color. Purple is his celebratory color, usually worn after coming off of a Rogan appearance or matching with an All-State lacrosse player.
@BBDumfuk 3 жыл бұрын
You can hear the polo in his voice alone
@1stTimeCaller 3 жыл бұрын
Totally... it does sound like a purple polo podcast.
@OurBlackFriend 3 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing Cabernet Red, Tim's classy trash
@OurBlackFriend 3 жыл бұрын
@niteco thats the fuckin one for sure lol, Box Wine Burgundy
@himynameiscorey 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is a sage of the western world. The eastern world has monks who share their wisdom, and we have Tim Dillon
@himynameiscorey 3 жыл бұрын
@Grey Man yes bill burr is much the same he is cut from the same cloth
@RoxanneJ 3 жыл бұрын
Yes and yes
@andrewpanciotti5518 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t get an attitude with me! It’s not my fault the state took your child “- red face Timmy 2020
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
@dilaudid74 3 жыл бұрын
I think it’s funny he’s assuming she’s only had one kid taken from her.
@ducksinarowpatience3670 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@john.jai.sullivan Жыл бұрын
@@dilaudid74😂😂😂😂
@Ynotnow9900 3 жыл бұрын
'She's not a medical doctor. Lots of people have doctorates. She could have a doctorate in Latin for all I know. All I'm saying is, if you have a ridge wallet you wont get covid.'
@peter_schomus 3 жыл бұрын
Yummm (I dont have covid and I have a ridge)
@angelotro 3 жыл бұрын
I kinda wanna get a Ridge wallet just to get over it and get it out of the way. Then I can tell people and put their mind at ease a little.
@NoisyNeighbor69 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq fact checkers going crazy right now
@YourOwnDemize 3 жыл бұрын
"A doctorate is an umbrella term for a degree or rank. On the other hand, a Ph. D. is a specific degree that falls under the doctorate category. A doctorate is a program that can result in either a professional or an academic degree.Jul 28, 2017" so say God Google 🤫
@cecilyt006 3 жыл бұрын
We had a buddy who got his doctorate in fucking MUSIC at UofAz. When he told us this on summer break we were like "Wait, so if somebody's trumpet gets sick you can cure it?". After that he became known as Dr. Horn, which much to his chagrin, dogged him for almost a decade.
@Logicalpsycho2323 3 жыл бұрын
“Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to The Tim Dillon Show.” Music to my ears.
@MrAhuraMazda 3 жыл бұрын
"Hi, Im Timmy the Trashcan, and I love trash" was better tho
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
@Derek_Keenan 3 жыл бұрын
welcome to the progrum
@jsp7218 3 жыл бұрын
I read this in the cadence of "Welcome to the Eminem Show". I'm high
@mikedavis3634 3 жыл бұрын
@@StupiderWithAB dude enough already. It wasn’t funny the first 4 times. No one wants to watch your videos.
@nickeq42 3 жыл бұрын
Tim voice and bens chuckle are angelic.
@stormcorrosion176 3 жыл бұрын
Ya gay bruh
@musicloverkathy 3 жыл бұрын
I love when Ben gets hysterical.
@whyidrink40 3 жыл бұрын
But if I can't see Ben laughing, how will I know when to laugh?
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
I would go with my intuition but to bad i don't have one.
@Profile.4 3 жыл бұрын
True
@christianmaas8934 3 жыл бұрын
" - "
@krissykatportal 3 жыл бұрын
Love Ben’s laugh 😁
@Ash-nq1qo 3 жыл бұрын
ye i prefer my podcasts laugh track free
@dcsc1 3 жыл бұрын
Tim, discovered you on Rogan a while back...has been one of my greatest discoveries! You are brilliant!! 👌 👌
@caseylainhart9445 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, that's where I found him also. Best discovery ever. I actually listen/watch him more than Rogan now. Maybe because he doesnt have as many episodes per week but I dont miss a single one of Tims!
@williamjohnson9158 11 ай бұрын
shuddup nerd
@GregReyes08 3 жыл бұрын
“We’re the media now” -Tim Dillon Finally someone said it.
@ryanpeters801 3 жыл бұрын
In Demolition Man, Taco Bell is the only restaurant left...We are SO close.
@silentsam222 3 жыл бұрын
A Taco Bell ad was before this for me 😭
@fatmanyrhaw9423 3 жыл бұрын
taco bell is goat
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
@pbshakegains 3 жыл бұрын
and rat burgers
@oscarinacan 3 жыл бұрын
We gotta figure out the three sea shells
@bigloudandnoisy3601 3 жыл бұрын
“This is not an urgent care, this is my home”
@mysticalpineapple7263 3 жыл бұрын
Never clicked so fast #FreeGhislaine
@lucaslevonmusic 3 жыл бұрын
There is nothing Ghislaine loves more than a STUNNING ESTATE!!
@MFJoneser 3 жыл бұрын
GET ME ONION RINGS
@niandra_falls 3 жыл бұрын
tim.. thank your for these. they always pop up in my notifications just when im starting to think everything is ok and normal. thankfully you wake me from my idiot slumber enough for me to work up the courage to yell timidly at strangers from a distance. you're an inspiration.
@BigToona96 3 жыл бұрын
The algorithm should put this on everyone’s home page YES OR YES
@degetei5287 3 жыл бұрын
umm... I'm gonna go with YES, instead of YES.
@BigToona96 3 жыл бұрын
@@degetei5287 FASCIST
@JFox337 3 жыл бұрын
Only if you’re hot
@davidlopez5402 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't get an attitude with me, I'm sorry the state took your child" hahah
@ghendershot23 3 жыл бұрын
Butchered
@lukehunter2362 3 жыл бұрын
Literally the only substance of my Saturday night is Tim and Percocet
@Chihusky177 3 жыл бұрын
Love you Luke. Your my mob.
@goomaboi 3 жыл бұрын
See? That is class. Screw weed, screw beers, do pills - kids.
@paulfroelich1024 3 жыл бұрын
Drink wine, take pills...take pills and drink wine!
@biggucciboombastic7976 3 жыл бұрын
#PillCosby
@thebrocialist8300 3 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes
@craigjhard 3 жыл бұрын
Dude the whole bit about getting out of prison. How lots of us are gonna say, yeah this - relationship, job, city -- isn't working anymore -- I need to go. I'm very excited about the new chapter.
@rm3478 3 жыл бұрын
"I just don't like slogans, right? YES OR YES?" - T.D. 2020
@bradyjennings7888 3 жыл бұрын
The cleaning lady had to use all that bleach to clean up the remains of Dan's dead body
@macky181 3 жыл бұрын
so glad Tim was on Jo Rogan recently, never would of found this pure genius.
@ShatterNWO 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, it was very courteous of Tim to help Joe out.
@daltondingus1066 3 жыл бұрын
I'm here to complain about the sound quality and the fact that there's no video
@Eblis840 3 жыл бұрын
You have to understand these People have NOTHING left...these "People" have no friends or hobbys; no inheritance, Tim is their Sheppard. 🐏🐑🐑 "But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own Shit, and drink their own Piss with you?" *2 Kings 18: 27*
@flacko7369 3 жыл бұрын
@@Eblis840 what a nothing thing to say
@Eblis840 3 жыл бұрын
@@flacko7369 go read a book.
@chimpooey9083 3 жыл бұрын
I agree. It's 9:00 p.m. on a Saturday and I DEMAND MY FREE SHIT!!!
@daltondingus1066 3 жыл бұрын
@@Eblis840 which book?
@henryhorne7478 3 жыл бұрын
*vine star drinks himself to death Life in the big city.
@HistoryHyenas 3 жыл бұрын
TIM IS SUCH A GANGSTER!!! HE WILL GET SOFTLY KISSED ON THE LIPS IF HE KEEPS DROPPING CLASSICS LIKE THIS CUZ
@MaysMusic1 3 жыл бұрын
It’s just what it is
@michalpardol3370 3 жыл бұрын
YASSSSSSSS. You guys and Tim kill me son.
@a.k.4o 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy D broke the freaking show up . For a bar build show? WTF? I THOUGHT IT WAS A CHARTER PIECE??? Apparently he really is 🏳️🌈
@missunity8063 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is my drug and I'll never get sober
@jonstewart6778 3 жыл бұрын
"can we stop pretending that Jesus is gonna come down and wipe out our student debt and take us to sonic one last time before we ascend?" 😂 😂
@MajorProps 3 жыл бұрын
Tim: I just don't like slogans, right? yes or yes? Also Tim: Riiiiiiidddge Wallet...Yummmm.
@thebarf9235 3 жыл бұрын
Scientology: "It's only interesting because celebrities are in it." QFT.
@stuartfoster5819 3 жыл бұрын
quality fucking take
@thebarf9235 3 жыл бұрын
@@stuartfoster5819 Yep. Another on-point Tim Dillon observation.
@stuartfoster5819 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebarf9235 questionable? Forget that!
@martinaee 3 жыл бұрын
After dealing with my brunch-Democrat family and MAGA in-laws, day to day, this is the podcast I needed right now. Thanks Dim Tillon!
@basedpencecard5740 3 жыл бұрын
In his own words , cancel your family. Thanks Tim.
@faithgood58 3 жыл бұрын
MAGA in-laws... Based.
@Witchesbloodclot 3 жыл бұрын
brunch-Democrats are the worst
@williammerriman439 3 жыл бұрын
When there’s no video I feel kinda chill cuz I’m not overwhelmed by the fact that I might miss some funny facial expressions as I half watch while I’m falling asleep because it’s a great thing to wind down to.
@Xr3737 3 жыл бұрын
well said. even worse when im driving
@AmyCat71 3 жыл бұрын
The sound of Tim packing his smokes....100%
@iuploadulike 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it feels like I'm listening to GTA4 radio talk shows when I listen to these podcasts.
@Divorceization 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, I wish they had him on for GTA6
@Ambiebambie247 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to go home for thanksgiving and respond to everything with “life in the big city”
@yusufmallak9393 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon: don’t make too many decisions right now. *proceeds to move to Austin*
@penningtonlovesyou 3 жыл бұрын
I hope ben is doing well in the crate that tim keeps him in.
@Medieval_Pheasant 3 жыл бұрын
Pulp fiction
@penningtonlovesyou 3 жыл бұрын
@@Medieval_Pheasant i don’t like pulp in my orange juice
@jnet7989 3 жыл бұрын
no recreation time this week maybe he will have to let him out for the video next week
@zimmschan 3 жыл бұрын
8:00 "I can't smell" - Tim Dillon experiencing COVID symptoms live on stream, blames decade of drinking coca-cola.
@stevew2192 3 жыл бұрын
Cocain
@sa.8208 3 жыл бұрын
love from the UK tim keeping us all sane... 5.33AM sunday winter morning.. one big spliff in bed and whilst the boomers are going to a socially distanced church.. im listening to terror under the covers..
@sa.8208 3 жыл бұрын
& Ben!
@slideslick7616 3 жыл бұрын
Finally my weekly relief is here.
@matthewstuart2054 3 жыл бұрын
These stories make me wonder how awesome it would be to be a “fly on the wall” for a day around Tim and Ben. Simple daily events that turn into hilarious adventures, through the lens of someone with a hilarious sense of humour...this is how life should be lived.
@paulsaul2487 3 жыл бұрын
Im in my fifties and after only discovering him recently this guy is in my top five already
@realbanger 3 жыл бұрын
I listened to him once and automatically knew he was top 5
@esq5011 3 жыл бұрын
Years of waiting for a funny person. The new generations are so sad. Tim is old school soul.
@jakesnacks1149 2 жыл бұрын
He understands the horrors
@FernandoPerez-us1rp Жыл бұрын
@@jakesnacks1149 lol 😂💀 fr he doez
@wyattrussell7496 3 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz had to leave LA and stopped calling his -podcast “the church” because of Tim’s weekly Sunday sermon.
@mrsjulie11 3 жыл бұрын
Is there video of community College Tim Dillon winning that debate? We need to see it!
@bobsidian 3 жыл бұрын
The part where Tim casually calls Ben a vault of emotions had me dying.
@THX1138jP 3 жыл бұрын
Happy to catch a small space in time with this show.
@bigtheorymusic 3 жыл бұрын
Something makes my Saturday better than listening to a Fake Businessman scream about nothing for an hour
@Conker187777 3 жыл бұрын
Ben needs an onlyfans or I cancel my Rothschild
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
@papusa9878 3 жыл бұрын
Be quiet peasant
@Conker187777 3 жыл бұрын
@Bob Heskey excuse me I am they/them
@volcomwave 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao don’t get candles. Open windows and get as much airflow through the house as possible.
@dougpetty2128 3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Tim to move into Joe's old spaceship, then we will have the quality
@stephaniefitzsimon1021 3 жыл бұрын
I'm happy this podcast will remain Tim's main focus even when things open up, it's funny as shit.
@cecilyt006 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best, most clear, unequivocal speaking of the truth -- period.
@ninobrown987x 3 жыл бұрын
“They overdosed on heroin” 🤣🤣 best punchline to ever end a podcast! I can’t wait to OD on heroin, it’s going to be so glorious!
@whitelightsheddinweedsmokin 3 жыл бұрын
Cheap and painless 😬
@ninobrown987x 3 жыл бұрын
@@whitelightsheddinweedsmokin indeed! 🤤
@elizabethrosas9282 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy D makes these end times slightly bearable.
@mysticalpineapple7263 3 жыл бұрын
Omg yes 👏
@thebrocialist8300 3 жыл бұрын
‘Timmy D’ is a shitty nickname. You deserve covid. Yes or yes?
@kittykatz8837 3 жыл бұрын
Tim may be one of the funniest people on the planet
@jamesreid9063 3 жыл бұрын
I love that his spot reads go on forever because they are packed with spontaneous comedic asides. I hope his sponsors appreciate how Tim can elevate a commercial into comedy gold.
@ilikebigbytes4371 3 жыл бұрын
Sponsored by mustard gas.
@bummerflip 3 жыл бұрын
lol reminds me of that scene in joe dirt. “No! Killer mustard gas!” As joe walks up to Clem (christopher walken) and says “what did you do? Did you kick all their asses?” Hahaha but maybe I’m the only one obsessed with that movie
@MrLextune 3 жыл бұрын
No camera, because Tim doesn't want to shame us with his Stunning Estate. ...Really nice of him though right? Yes, or yes?
@georgeharrison1182 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon without video is a whole different animal
@YurManDavid 3 жыл бұрын
Best podcasts he’s had have no video
@90soriginalsbaby59 3 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for another Tim Dillon show!! Keep them coming bro your really saving this year right now!!!!
@RyanC__ 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Tim, you are such an important part of the weekend
@Anfwon 3 жыл бұрын
Never clicked so fast, faster than Tim orders a new blue polo T
@EverythingMustG0 3 жыл бұрын
Once every 10 years is a low hurdle to get over
@nmeyers92 3 жыл бұрын
One of the only KZfaqrs I have the notifications on for.
@centurionl 3 жыл бұрын
New?
@charlesmurray257 3 жыл бұрын
Tim you're a national treasure.
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
@didhedieddud334 3 жыл бұрын
Ha
@sonnywilliams9610 3 жыл бұрын
Ever since I found Tim Dillon, I listen to my sermons before going to church. A deep COVID clean to my soul.
@shawnfitzgibbon1109 3 жыл бұрын
I first heard of you in the summer of 2018. Once the lockdown started, I listened to all your podcasts. Especially when I'm driving or walking. I look forward to it every week. Hopefully you'll get to do a Boston gig in 2021. Yes or yes?
@Res1514 3 жыл бұрын
Did they mix ammonia and bleach? That makes mustard gas
@arnoldpalmer9191 3 жыл бұрын
"I drink every night and I also cut, when tom dillon releases a podcast, I asphyxiate." ~ the golden globe
@gabs4887 3 жыл бұрын
Sick. Happy thanksgiving!
@DiPietroA2 3 жыл бұрын
Tim always makes one hell of a sales pitch for Magic Spoon. After hearing his latest one during this episode, I just had to give in... just as I previously did with the Ridge wallet too after hearing one of his best ads for that, and which I’m very pleased to own a Ridge. Love the show, Tim! Keep killing it with the ads too!
@chimpooey9083 3 жыл бұрын
Vincero Watches make you look great. Ben's wearing one right now and he looks great. From his hair to his vape pen, he looks great. Sure, he's got those serial killer glasses, but the watch says "Hey baby, get in the car. Nothing bad is going to happen." All those girls found with Vincero watch marks on their neck were from some other guy. Ben couldn't have done it. Look at his watch. He's a class act!
@bossHogOG 3 жыл бұрын
Candles aren’t going to fix the chemical irritants. You got to ventilate.
@nickyale4220 3 жыл бұрын
That’s just the New York/California in him knows the outside air quality is worse than those chemicals
@goncalo1485 3 жыл бұрын
Been waiting all week for this
@catboiyo855 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that nobody is safe from being roasted by Tim is just so great.
@Liiljuju 3 жыл бұрын
Time to take shrooms yes or yes?
@historyhyenasclips4915 3 жыл бұрын
TIM DILLON IS FUNNIEST PERSON GOING JUST WHAT IT IS CUZ
@dangielfrauk8484 3 жыл бұрын
It's what it is
@TylerLovesYou17 3 жыл бұрын
It's what it is
@susie7336 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s get him in in squared circle with Chrissy leotards next.
@Leo_Cameron 3 жыл бұрын
i like when tim tells how to properly handle situations.
@paullynn2512 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the reminder that things will change!
@MilDudus 3 жыл бұрын
Palm Springs - "High Season" 💫
@Boilerball1120 3 жыл бұрын
This episode is underrated
@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын
bingo! entirely correct man
@MrAhuraMazda 3 жыл бұрын
Its gonna be crazy 10, 20 years from now having all these podcasters documenting this plague week in and week out. Gonna be an interesting revisit. I even now like going back to the late March episodes
@malachi5860 3 жыл бұрын
awesome ep bro
@fredrick7434 3 жыл бұрын
The meat deal sounded fantastic, so I contacted United harvest with Tim's promo code, they called me immediately, told me "if you want the meat then we gotta meet" so I drove two hours to an abandoned warehouse where I met with an overweight middle aged woman who was clearly Tim Dillon in drag, That's when I realized I had once again fallen for fake business, he had a great sells spill and then kept saying "can I put you down for our 100 LB true American patriot special?? YES OR YES?" I was sold, I gave him my credit card and could hear Ben snickering in the back seat as tim passed him my card and he began typing away on a laptop, and I knew I had just applied for a sub prime mortgage, all in all it was a great experience!👍😀👍
@idiotheh 3 жыл бұрын
Tim's in Q and he's trying to throw us off.
@chipwalter4490 3 жыл бұрын
I knew it
@idiotheh 3 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes is code for trust the plan.
@MrsJollaRogerz 3 жыл бұрын
We are in a middle of live exercise... good show. My first episode of it.
@wynnielee5583 3 жыл бұрын
Great show as always
@alaskansummertime 3 жыл бұрын
Don't give me an attitude because the state took your child. Damn I need to listen to this with a note pad.
@nmeyers92 3 жыл бұрын
You’re almost at 200k subscribers!!! IMO you deserve AT LEAST 800k. I know you will get there, and probably even past it. These past 2 years have been amazing for you, yet terrible for the rest of the world haha! But you deserve it 100% You’re my favorite comedian... you got me through some really tough times by putting a smile on my face and making my stomach hurt from laughing so much. Thanks for everything Tim and Ben!
@Jayyy667 3 жыл бұрын
Someone who freestyles Katy Perry functions on the reptilians part of the brain, rendering independent thought and opinions impossible.
@bmc_mtg6202 3 жыл бұрын
Sunday morning, take me to church!! 🙌🏻
@b0nz3y3derp4 3 жыл бұрын
Best show in the world. Every week is as rewarding as the last. Thank you for all the inspiring content 🛸🍄💚
@mathewmara2184 3 жыл бұрын
This is for the algorithm
@mattwesley4435 3 жыл бұрын
Sign the petition. Recall Gov. Gavin Newsom
@nivangunaratne7279 3 жыл бұрын
If Arnold Schwarzennegar was recalled while he was governer it would be called Total Recall.
@abelduran6826 3 жыл бұрын
39:55 The soothing sound of Ben hitting the Plug n play vape
@rebeccaanne8546 3 жыл бұрын
Youre my fave podcast lately
@nolancastleman9025 3 жыл бұрын
First to know, last to care, love the audio Tim! Just keep talking...
@redacted5035 3 жыл бұрын
Accidentally came here on 1.75x from another video 😳 whoa man
@jamesyates1634 3 жыл бұрын
Love the show so much!!!!🔥🔥🔥
@TheCroarty 3 жыл бұрын
If there was ever a time I would consider ordering cereal off of the internet, this would be it. Tim is God.
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