My daughter had an exam question, "Can you name all of the world's continents". She just put..."Yes". She argued that she has answered the question as asked. And I suppose that she had. They didn't actually ask her to list them, just if she knew them. They gave her the point. Brilliant.

The motivate your answer one tho😂😂hope the answer feels motivation😂😂😂

My favorite is the motivate your answer. " Go answer, go!!" 3:04

Programmer: "I'm going shopping. Do you need something?" Girlfriend: "Yeah. Bring a bottle of milk please. And if they've got eggs, get 12." two hours later, programmer brings 12 bottles of milk. Girlfriend: "Why did you bring THAT much milk?" Programmer: "They had eggs."

I once told my son to dry the clothes in the washer before I got home. The clothes were still in the washer. I asked him why they had not been dried. He said you can't dry clothes in a washer.

When my brother was in first grade, he got the question "Name the shapes" in his homework. He named them Tom, John, etc.

"Always try to fool your teachers so you get put into a smart student answers compilation" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

The 3DS thing was just savage. That poor kid. Lmao

That was perfection. I couldn't stop laughing, my stomach hurts now

Pillowcases on the pillows is either a super bad dad joke or a divorce waiting to happen...

4:05 best response to that ever

I have one: I was eating pizza and my brother walked in. He asked me how long to put the pizza in the microwave because he wanted a slice. I told him "22", as in 22 seconds. So, he put the pizza in the microwave for 22 *minutes*. The pizza, plate and microwave did not survive. Everything else did, and no one was injured, other than a bit of smoke inhalation. He put it in for 22, I suppose.

I was in tears over the lady breast feeding. Hilarious!

Me at work about 5 years ago: my 'trainer' at the time was my younger sister. she told me to toast 3 buns. So I did. exactly 3 buns -- Crown and Heel. Nobody specified to me she meant 3 full packages of buns. To this day I am why the new hires are taught with toasting 3 *packages* of buns. Because people like me exist.

George is really a good name for a short bushy plant...I guess😂

6:25 is by far the funniest for me. Someone actually posted pictures of ground birds, AKA no flyers. Gotta love that!

I asked my mom for an x box 360 when I was young, i couldn’t pronounce it so it sounded like eggs box......so she literally got and egg box and stuck 360 to the front😂

Once the answer to a math test was 64 I wrote "1 stack"

At a corporate luncheon I noticed a woman behind the counter with the name tag "Kathy Chef". I said wow what a coincidence she has the same last name as her profession....then I realized....duh.

GO ANSWER ! GO !! That one just cracks me up 😂❤

4:35 i have a german grandmother, they take every statement at face value and have never even dreamed of using sarcasm. very entertaining to talk to about certain subjects because there is absolutely no beating around the bush, only plowing straight through them with the force of a train

LMAO @ Bobby. 00:37 What a legend.

"This is America we use H here" unless it's in words like HERB. LOVE LOVE LOVE her response your wife kind sir is a genius

I really, really struggled with this for a long time when I was younger, and it caused me and probably a lot of people who I spoke to a lot of frustration, but not in the way you might think: I'd long realised that people didn't always mean what they actually asked, and could realise when they probably meant to ask something-something related to what they actually said, as what they said wouldn't make sense when compared to what other people did when asked to do something similar in the past in my experience, so I'd learned when to ask questions to clarify, then ask more questions, then made sure that my understanding lined up. Nowadays I can understand what people mean when they ask questions, but when people ask me what time it is, I still have to consciously censor my awnser to not give them the truth but what they actually want to know: the first awnser is almost always "I don't know, I can only tell you what my watch indicates, and I'm not sure how accurate it is, or if any of the millions of possible ways it could have been adjusted to indicate the wrong time happened, and I have no way of finding out in any reasonable way" and if you ask me what colour the house across the street is painted, I don't know, I can only tell you what colours the walls on the front was painted the last time I saw it, and I have no way of knowing if the back walls I haven't seen are neon pink or if the house has been repainted in the last two days and I hate assuming, but you don't actually want my knowledge, you want my assumption. Nothing in the world is more irritating than vague policies for this reason, because rules lawyering isn't an attempt to be a smart-ass, its the default for me to assume that the litteral interpretation is the correct one, then try to interpret what the speaker meant as a conscious excersize. This is the reason why peer pressure just doesn't work, if I don't feel like trying to interpret your meaning through body language queues and passive aggressive implications, subtlety and comparison to how others would react in a similar situation, I can choose not to and there's no little voice telling me to do anything except exactly what I want to do - I know exactly what I should want because there are rules for that and if I don't like the potential negative consequences I won't do it. But please guys, say what you mean, it's exhausting to be constantly, consciously, logically empathetic when unconscious, emotionally driven empathy doest work.

That Golden Retriever tho 😂

3:11 This is so cute and hilarious😆

I'm not sure if I enjoyed the video or the music more... Both are really good, by the way :3

Customer: I'll take a coffee without cream. Waitress: You'll have to have it without milk, we're all out of cream.

The answer is so motivated that all its words are still running

I mean when you're dealing with toddlers/little kids you've gotta expect some funny results 😅

Sometimes, too often, we don't get enough time to read everything before the page turns.

That insurance company is living in the past, they don't need to mail you 10,000 sheets of paper when they should simply put the approved psychologists on their website or simply email you a pdf if it can fit in an email attachment.

Hubby filled out the insurance info on the new house..... Where it said “number of smokers in the house”, he thought for a moment and wrote “one, but it’s on the deck” 😂

Am I the only german person watching the video and laughing about the name of the person in 0:30? I mean, "Sandi Mann"? I'm pretty sure, for the most german people this should be a very hilarious name.

That thousand wet floor signs 🤣 im dying

5:10 Whats the number for 911?? You litteraly just wrote it! 😂🤣

6:10 that’s perfect for when your eating and your brother and mom ask for a part of your sandwich give your mom the middle one, your brother the right one, and you eat the left one 😊

"what's the number for 911"

I give ultimate props to the woman that was breastfeeding!!! Bravo! There should be no shame in this and to cover the way you did breaks everything! Bravo to you!!!

3:51 I wouldn't say no, honestly.

My uncle is actually the Uncertainty Principal of Probably University.

That taco bell one though.... That's how we regularly order. We always get a bag of sauce packets for the hoard!!! Lol

The first picture already killed my Chinese ancestors

"Post no flyers" was great!

😉😉😉 excellent work only legend can do that type of work 👍👍😂😂

Go answer u can do it

My classmate in high school in a history paper just wrote his best friends' names as the names of the generals that led the army during the war. Got a heck of a scolding from our history teacher lol.

I loved the "frozen fruit" one😂😂😂

Whenever an order-taker asks me for my name, which I know they are going to call out to the entire establishment in a few minutes, I tell them I'll have to spell it, and then say M-U-H-L-O-R-D. Usually they call out Mallard (like the duck), but occasionally I'll find a little drama student who will slip into an English accent and announce, "Muh Lord, your order is ready.“ Priceless!

5:34 I can relate

this was a really well themed compliation. need another one please

What does "motivate your answer" actually mean?

Test: “Give an example of an exothermic reaction.” Me: *draws stick man with muscles, blonde hair and blue eyes* “This is Gary. Gary is hot. He gives off the heat of his good looks and keeps the praise inside.” I got extra credit, and my teacher put it on her Instagram. This was in 8th grade.

That's what I want in extra frosting when I ask for extra frosting!

The problem is when you see the video and can't figure out what is odd here😅

0:58 there was a time, i use kodak camera to snap image on monitor, print the photo & glue it to paper, then photostat, before finally fax it. 🤷 Phew...

OK. Bobby has More money! Whew my brain is pooped....

When I was in elementary school, in math we always had to answer the question, "How did you come up with this answer?" after problems. My answer was always, "I counted on my fingers."

5:06 “what’s the number for 911” I’m pretty sure it’s 911

When my oldest was 15 months old, we went for a walk. When we got home and went to go up the steps into the house, he just kept walking INTO the step. So I said, “pick up your feet.” He bent down and picked up his foot. The woman that was asked by her husband to send pics of underwear, should have sent him pics with HIS underwear on the dog. 😁

The last one was just 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 Imma be using that in the future.....😂😂😂

Thanks! Needed that!

Go answer go is probably the best test answer here, cause is written with a pen, so you know that the person was dead serious about it and the picture was probably from the teacher

I imagined myself as UHH ZACK standing at counter 😂

Sav-Mor liquors are near my house. They really do always have the best signs. My favorite: "Holidays means family. We sell liquor".

The fun of malicious compliance

*Brian with a y!?!?!? LOL* 😂

"Brian with a y" made me laugh a lot.

0:32 "What's your name?" " Sandi mann" "Oh cool. Can you tell me what I'll dream tonight?"

Otherwise brilliant people caught in a "not so Einstein" moments... #Awesome video! #TGBATG

Lol Some of these are absolutely hilarious!

Go answer ! go !!!!!!!! Made me laugh a lottt

NO flyers. definitely got laughing

I've been watching a lot of these types of videos lately. I'm quickly becoming obsessed

The first one it's just technoblade lol

Can't stop laughing!!!😅😅😅

The girl waiting at the red light😂😂😂That's definitely in England

that guacamole was the best

7:58 I saw a similar meme somewhere. It was a post where someone had eaten half of their subwrap vertically and the caption said something like "Gonna save half for l8er" Lol

The explain your thinking tho. That picture😂😂

David: "Okay sir, what is your name?" Zack: "Umm.. Zack.." David: "I sense weakness."

0:52 this reminded me of when my mom told my dad "Can you please hit the light?" and hitted the light and mom said "ooof I was saying to turn it off!"😂😂😂😂

Finally, delivered as advertised

Note to self: do all chores yourself. Not your husband. Not your kids.

Who the hell says "motivate your answer" anyway??

Seriously? If you want a small frosty just say small and don't tell them to put a small frosty in a medium cup lol! 😆

one day in 1st grade, my class had a very interesting sandwich day where we made sandwiches for the staff. we could add whatever we wanted to whatever kind of bread we wanted but we couldn’t put pork if we wanted to give them to the muslim staff. one of my friends wanted to put tuna on hers but the tuna was in a can, which she needed to open. because nobody knew how to work a can opener the teachers tried to teach us, but sis got tired of it and she decided to take it into her own hands to open the can. sis had an idea because she made the discovery that anything sharp can be a can opener, she took a BOX CUTTER from the teachers desk and being the rebel she was she was really close to *CUTTING EVERYTHING IN HALF* until the teacher realised what was up and told her how to use a real can opener. to this day the first graders are being taught how to use the *actual legit can opener* to open the tuna cans and not a box cutter. because people like my friend exist.

in all fairness on the rare case i exit my house and i see a road sign that says wait, ill usually wait, apart from finding it funny and knowing someone will get a chuckle, gives you a reason to relax and such so

The motivate your answer one.😂🤣

The husband ones were painfully real as well as funny.

Absolutely tatifilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

I wanna know what is going on in her head when you told her to lean against the pole for picture and she did that.

This is just **chef’s kiss**

3:49 I see this as an absolute win.

5:06 What's the number for 911??? 🤣🤣🤣

4:40 its hilarious seeing "Schweinshaxe" in an english text lol

At my daughters Nursery school graduation, years ago, she was asked what she wanted to do when she got older. "I'm going to diiieeee..." was her response. That is correct.

Soooo r/technicallyTheTruth

Just proves “ be careful what you ask for”

It's always the husband did something lol. And I don't know why but the guy sending a picture of himself instead of a car cracked me up even though I had seen it before