Didn't fit at all

@@thelearningmethodmight I say it resulted in a 👄🐊 moment?

Makes sense. Americans love to make nonsensical dubs for a lot of things, like anime.

Then why is he animated in generic hip hop fashion with a boombox?

@@inkheart151 there was no making sense of this either way, my friend.

All praise the iceberg for ending the movie

Thank God for the ice Berg at the end of this movie

Everyone should marry the iceberg.

...And the villains win. And when I say villains, I say every single characther of this... thing.

Or at least the hero of the story

We can tell man we can tell

Is it odd that I appreciate what this was trying to do? Kids should be taught about the titanic and yeah it should be done in a gentle way. We do that with a lot of things. Look at Pocahontas. Yeah, it’s fictional, but it’s a child’s introduction to the real legend or real event. And if they showed kids what the 1997 version did, they would have been traumatized. And kids aren’t ready to know the more gruesome details of America’s beginnings.

Still better than the V-Break theory pushed by that one guy.

​@@CearaIvory why? Why would it be necessary to kids to know about the titanic?

I've seen weirdsr rheories making rounds in the Encyclopaedis Titanica circles, so hey.

He was even the villain in the 2nd titanic movie

The raping dog...rapping is a very offensive word

That's sad

He also did voice work in the Fist of The North Star anime movie. The one that came out in 1990.

@Zach Kimber does he have a name?

thats exactly what happened

Cinderlla titanic and 101 dalmations

They were high and that's all you need to know

are you sure ?

Albino Kiwi It's not just Cinderella, this movie ripped off almost all Disney characters and even Granny from Looney Tunes and mash them all up with Titanic

Less 'product placement', more 'blatant theft'. I mean Angelica looks like Anastasia.

if you say that, just see that jontron episode.

it's more theft than placement

More like Disney, Don Bluth and Looney Tunes product placement. The mouse family looks like the one from An American Tail minus the daughters, the magpie looks like the crow from Secret of Nimh, the nanny looks like Granny and the Mexican mice look like Speedy Gonzales.

how about the 101 Dalmatians? seriously?

Wow now that's fucking lazy.

So...Hannah Babera animation

It's not that long it's only about 2 minutes, but they do reuse the animation a lot

*RAPING

Is it wrong I kinda like the song as an ironically happy music number?

LOL, if it was Pinkie Pie singing a typical song (not rap) about parties, the movie MIGHT be better. MIGHT. I would watch that... who else???

@@thelearningmethod No thanks I don't have a neckbeard.

​@@thelearningmethod What dude above me said lmo

It all suddenly makes sense 😂

@@thelearningmethod Sorry, I'm not brony scum. Not interested. That's even worse.

+Luna Deafenhine (Moonbeam) I was paid $15 to watch this movie I should have gotten $50 or more

I turned it off after 10 seconds

I don't know how I made it through this review

What's really pathetic is this is actually the best (or least bad) animated Titanic movie.

I’m so sure that really happened. Because people often judge movies by the first five minutes.

Good question. Did NO ONE mention the idea that Rap Music didn't even exist in 1912.

GOOD ONE!!!!

The VA was most likely either under contract, or they didn't care about the quality and just wanted money.

@@bored_person I'm just imagining that the producers didn't even tell the guy what film it was. Just imagine if he had a kid who saw this and put it on with him and he sees his song. XD

Probably someone who REALLY needed the money... just to buy a packet of cigarettes or drugs so they can forget they were ever a voice actor of this Devil-spawned movie.

+Drew Sanderson Gimme your ring.

Like NC said, some people, like me, wish those movies NEVER existed!!!

It's really surprising how the writers have a rapping dog from the hood in a movie that takes place in 1912 and didn't see anything wrong with that.

JakeSnakeAwesome97 because there was still people wondering if it existed

Double Toasted did as well. The entire trilogy. 😂

daniel taylor That is the most British comment I have ever seen.

Those eyetalians from Noo Yawk

@@dtaylor4552 I think he meant an actual fart as in a puff of methane coming out of somehing's rear end. Would explain a lot about the movie.

@@MrAranton But here, he's referring some random dude from Italy thinks his version of the Titanic story is superior.

Yes... this floor is made of floor

I saw Jon's video first too.

Raged Conch x I wish he was that good!

I wish it were a joke

JonTron brought me here.

Actually, the rapping wasn't even in the original Italian version. It was added in the English dub for some god forsaken reason

Thank you! I'm glad 2 see someone else is aware of this fact!

What about the watertight doors on those decks? From what I could tell from the Titanic H&G simulator there were some on those decks. By closing those most of the 3rd class passengers would not have been able to get to the 3rd class staircase at the back of the ship. Of course there are other ways to get up such as the 1st and 2nd class stairways, but the access points to those were unknown to them.

I believe the inability of third-class passengers to escape due to not speaking English was referenced in James Cameron’s titanic when Jack and Rose pass a middle-eastern/Southern European family consulting a guidebook for a sign.

Yeah, but the talking animals is very accurate.

@@Leghend I'm not saying that this movie is more accurate than the James Cameron one, to say so would be insanity.

ECH

The events of this shitty animated movie never happened in real life.

Cubester64 Man, 1910 times were SCARY

Only 10’s kids will remember

1980s were scaaaaary~

Jesus Christ Francis um almost glad I never proved my relation to you in uncharted 123

+Gavin Sams I'm

+Francis Drake That's not original, that's from JonTron.

it's a reference. he never said it was original.

no papa I can still hear the screams papa

With all the mice in there, they probably ripped off the Rescuers somewhere, too.

It’s the end of civilization as we know it!

@@Danny-tf3fd The German-ish mouse family actually rips off Feivel, and the Mexican mice are Speedy Gonzalez.

Add to that Amanda and Abigail from Aristocats (the geese), Balto (the rapping dog), Lady and the Tramp (the dog with the cool voice) and Anastasia (the design of Angelica).

So effectively... The first fanfiction adapted to screen?

That and me with 100 dollars and so drunk I'll need a new liver

Jalon M. Gordon you forgot Aristrocats

Jalon M. Gordon and if you took out all the talent

"Mother of God, i'm a fucking fugitive"

Oh oh, don't forget to genderbend Lady as well as the red and blue collared dalmations from Lady and The Tramp and 101 Dalmations

CaitieLou e

olo

CaitieLou a lot of alcohol

wait till you see the Jaeger Planet

He drinks to forget but he always remembers

Oh, the humanity...! Anyway...

@@PrincessofPower84 PARTY TIME, PARTY TIME!!!

No, it's not just you. I see it too.

One of those things that I never notice unless someone else points it out. And no I can't unsee it.

same....

will I know I'm not the only one

Nope, I agree. What the fuck.

Angelica had the tears going on the left hugging her mother so I guess she is messed up too.

+Daniel Preciado When I cry, I cry from both eyes.. :D

Misantrope As in starts from the left.

Misantrope Unless you stepped on a Lego. Then it's simultaneous.

+Misantrope best comment ever

now hiring.

Now hiring and offering employment.

As appose to some Italian fart over in Indonesia

His name is Camillo Teti.

Redundant much, redundant?

That's a mood

The original and still best (although he did a few recent episodes in his old style and he can still be pretty funny by himself)

Pardon the pun right....."let that sink in"

😂😂😂 true true

Yeah

"English accents" (They're so fake, I should use TWO rows of air quotes, but that's grammatically incorrect!)

Albus Kane r/anattemptwasmade

Well Jacks character was an actual American. Rose has no excuse.

​@Jack Murphy Actually the Rose and Cal characters were American too. So Kate Winslet and Billy Zane had to do American accents too, even though their British.

50 shades of shit

+Levi's Height Infires my Jams ikr

Cough twilight cough

Jaxson Grigsby 50 shades of garbage as well

private private there is an monster hunter movie coming btw With mila jovovich ( I think I misspelled that ) So uhm yeah just saying since you said resident evil movies suck which is an capcom title soooooo yeah

I also get a major Aristocats vibe from the geese.

I think they are the three caballeros

*Cruella de Vil, also from 101 Dalmations *Belle from Beauty and the Beast *The Crow from The Secret of Nimh *Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland *Lady from Lady and the Tramp

*Balto (the rapping dog) *Aristocats (the geese) *Jasper and Horace, also from 101 Dalmatians (the thieves) *Anastasia (Angelica)

You know there's something you should know, so I'm gonna tell you so. Don't sweat it, forget it. enjoy the show.

French Paul 1988 There is a power capable of facing such adversities and bring that superstrength to the main character: "Plot Convenience"

yes

dont give them ideas

All dogs go to Heaven did it first.

Nobody saw it so what's to sue? Somebody made this really cheap using slave animators and it was probably distributed by some really shady film company owned by the Italian mafia using alter ego producers and directors. They cashed on really stupid parents thinkig they purchased an animated Titanic movie for their kids and cashed in on whatever little they earned. Quick money from suckers.

HorseriderXX Devon​ Trademark infringement is what I meant. It doesn't matter who saw it, this company used the intellectual properties of three different companies (Disney, Don Bluth, and James Cameron). People have been sued for much less than that.

who cares.. why would you cause those italian farts over in italy more pain... when they realized titanic actually happened i´m sure they felt shitty enough. cause clearly they must have believed it was just a story

Raptor moe actually Camilo Teti was sued... and never heard from again.

The Gaming Knight oh.. well then... haha my bad

*GoAnimate

Well a fifth grader would have messed around with it for an hour or two and then just quit. Which would have been better so you are half right.

That is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard, it has to be canon

Literally me in Elementary school

Beethoven’s Fidelio The bloodhound.

i don't even think the humans on that ship knew there were animals on it, so there's gotta be another why they wasted so much space on the life boat and we'll never know what that is

Abbiamo anche Luca Ward, il doppiatore di Pierce Brosnan, Alessio Cigliano, il doppiatore di Erdogan Atalay, Pasquale Anselmo, il doppiatore di Nicholas Cage e Tonino Accolla, il doppiatore di Homer Simpson. Non sono nel film, ma almeno vanno menzionati

@@ClaudioTV2005why?

Still gets to me as well

Homophobic/Transphobic... But still fun xD

@@AlinaAniretake dude cmon. if you were with a woman and she says im a man, you wouldve been mislead and not wanted to pursue the relationship further and then what exactly makes it transphobic if the guy doesnt want to date a trans and would rather date a woman hell, isnt that just preference does that really mean he hates them when he didnt even insult them or harm them? ofc im thinking too much into it but surely you must be too to have made a comment about it being "homophobic, transphobic". geez its just a goofy ass joke, it doesnt make sense to me to condemn something entirely harmless for (what seems to be) the sake of being politicly correct. If anything i hope that i may have been able to provide another point of view, its just a harmless, goofy joke with no real malicious intent.

Actually, the Critic said it! It wasn't in the movie!

@@trevorblue4531 Still, it is very hilarious

+OP Jared I guess this movie predicted that some parents would have their kids given botox lip injections to look pretty... those parents need slapping.

that makes so much sense on so many levels

Drew Sanderson how many deaths did your mind go through in order to mesmerize that?

I was thinking the same thing. Everyone's lips in this movie are a bit weird, though.

I know!!!!!!!!!!😥😥😥😥😥

Great sound effect after that

Lulu B “And please don’t ask me where my green gloves went. I’m sure they’ll magically reappear in the next scene.”

69 likes.

+LuminousMongoose Nostalgia Critic is dead, remember?

Watch maximum over drive. Before the intro Jontron murders the Critic.

+Mr.Blonde If the third-party false copyright claims go through, he's dead.

KCN He needs a lawyer.

+LuminousMongoose can we all agree that jon tron's review is the funniest review in all of youtube?

But isn't this just a legend that never really happened?

No it's real, it said so on the back of the case :P

+shrink high guy and requestor No no no, the Other animated Titanic Movie is, as the title says anyway.

Don't fool me. The real story of the Titanic was that it was rescued by a giant octopus with a puppy dog nose!

LOL XD

Wait which country was he from again?

Same, why do they have to rip off Disney too?

you mean you saw Pongo, and color-swapped Pongo. It's literally the same drawing with a different color collar.

@@TemmiePlays Indeed. Both of them seem to be Pongo clones!

*casts firagra*

+Roxas theNobody Both burn me and freeze me please. This needs more than fire.

+ChakatBlackstar You know there's something you should know so I'm gonna tell you so!

This makes me want to jump in a vat of acid

Ultimate NEO I wish...

Dihydrogen Monoxide Eddie Murphy sung a song called party all the time. My girl wants to party all the time,party all the time,party all the time. At least his version is better than this shit with the dog wanting to be Will Smith.

That would actually explain this movie's very existence quite a bit.

+David Wilkins they probably wanted to go on a cruise.....

they were high

The silly filly or they lost a bet

Reshme true, I bet it went like this: Patch: "mom, dad, I bet you can't lick your back" Pongo and perdita: *tries very hard to like their backs* Patch: "I'll be nice and allow you to choose a non-disney movie to be in" Pongo: "we don't know of any" Patch: "then you can choose from one of the awful Titanic's movies" Pongo and Perdita: "NOOOOO!!!!!" Patch: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!" Pongo and perdita: "how about the one called the legend goes on" Why did pongo and Perdita cry you ask? Well because this movie was shit and Disney was extremely disapointed in them THE END!!!

CoolEric's Reviews Old-man Peabody used to own all of this. He had this crazy idea about viral-videoing pine trees!

And now 9 ;)

They weren’t trying to drain the water - they were putting out the boiler fires, which IS something the engineers did when the compartment started flooding. So, yes, that scene in particular IS historically accurate (Though poorly animated).

It seems that you're comment is a tad short, I was expecting a waaaaaaaay longer list of inaccuracies.

I can’t believe that there are two animated Titanic movies

@@matityaloran9157 There's actually three. The 3rd one is a sequel to the one where everyone survived the Titanic.

@@OmnicidalClown1992 Yeah. I forgot about that.

@@OmnicidalClown1992 Okay, so having finally watched the Nostalgia Critic’s video on the third one, it seems that its connection to the Titanic is largely tangential so I think it’s fairer to say that there are two animated children’s musicals about the Titanic

the same spanish people who came to latin america destroyed the aztec tribe breeded with their women and made the mexican people we know today?

But the mice's sombreros suggest they would be Mexican.

dancepiglover exactly

Weiss Schnee for us Europeans that is a normal Tuesday

I think its just that people tend to relate more to individual people they get to know and identify with as a result, even if they acknowledge that a tragedy is....tragic (sorry for my vocabulary), it just doesn't make as terrible an impact.

U mean the 1998 Titanic?

Tom Friel Why? James Cameron thought the actual sinking wasn't dramatic enough so invented two fictional couple as the main protagonist. THAT is offensive on its own.

Christine Fury well you still need a story to follow or else its just a documentery.

Isn't mass death due to an uncaring corporation romantic?

Princess Luna I never noticed that. When I hear "precious", I think of Gollum, who isn't really a villain. More of a lost, corrupted soul. So... please give me some examples of kids' movies bad guys who say that. Not kidding. I want to know.

KatKaleen there are many and even with movies that i don't remember but I have heard many villiains in kids movies who say that

Princess Luna I'll keep my ears pricked. Watching a lot of kids' movies with my neighbors' kiddies. Summer break around the corner... I bought a watergun today. Muhahaha!

maybe its a bad attempt at being gollum

Hahhahahaahahhaaa

Dropkick Queen Damn plot holes.

To busy reading the latest mangas.....

Changeformers: Less Than You'd Expect

Mermain123 Wow!!!!! That explains a lot!!!! Man, were you and your friend so naive as kids!!!!

grabs like 5 xanax. alright. I won't remember this. let's do this.

Goes to the liquor store and buys the whole store

Red Mask "Pongo, is that you?!"

There is one clue in the film that I have accumulated. 101 Dalmatians anther Dodie Smith's husband Alec Macbeth Beesley was the son of surviving 2nd Class Passenger of the Titanic Lawrence Beesley.

@@TheAnthonyMarlowe Good for you. I started watching around his Sonic review back in '09, almost 13 years ago. It's weird when you're getting nostalgic for the time you started being nostalgic for your childhood.

A slap in the face, kick in the dick, stabbing of the eyes, and a raping of the ear. :)

+DragonGodMillionare That's the OTHER animated Titanic movie.

Logan M. The Demon Ninja Good god you're right. That one is literal visual depression. In fact that's what they should have called the movie.

they're both slap in faces. but you're right. the OTHER titanic movie slapped way harder. slapped 10 times. then kicked in the balls. while you're tied to a chair

I'm sure a slap in the face would be more pleasant than watching this movie

and the woman is the grandmother's daughter so this is a movie about incest! yay!

reagmaster12 Fuck! Just when I thought ending Fire Emblem Fates got me out of the Incest region!

And that game got pretty freaking confusing at times..