Another silly Santa Slasher! The absolute perfect Christmas film, but who's the REAL Santa!? ...you'll probably know immediately. phelous.com / phelous Originally Released: December 23, 2014
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@Ten80pete Жыл бұрын
"Piece of Cheleef" has stuck with me for 6 years, and will probably stick with me until the day I die... a week from retirement... as the Chief of Police.
@reptile16873 ай бұрын
Wait did you say chief of police of piece of cheleef
@Nagoragama8 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but "sorry to inconvenience you," "oh, the tagline for the movie!" always makes me laugh.
@SammEater8 жыл бұрын
"Well to make a long story short, Santa killed them." hahaha, best line ever.
@TemmiePlays6 жыл бұрын
to make a 2 minute and 40 second scene short, Santa got on the wrong bus
@GlitchMasterFaZe5 жыл бұрын
@@TemmiePlays "and THEN he had milk and cookies!"
@Alucard-A-La-Carte3 жыл бұрын
It's one of my favorite runners he's ever done.
@christiegreenwood26428 жыл бұрын
"Yes, math saved the day! I LOVE YOU, MATH!" XD
@KingNazaru8 жыл бұрын
Oh Phelous, you really are treating us with the Old Man jokes.
Hohoho, I really hope there'll be another obscure Santa slasher this year. It's some kind of Phelous Christmas tradition.
@GOFFBITZH6668 жыл бұрын
+Cactino Don't worry about that, somebody just made ANOTHER Santa-slasher.. it's called KRAMPUS(sorry if i spelled it wrong)!!!!
@bloodrunsclear8 жыл бұрын
+XxDAMARIESU123xX {DA ACTRUAL MARU SUIE} It's got WETA behind it too. That's just weird O_o
@PopfulFrost6 жыл бұрын
To be fair on Nancy and Math Boi, would *you* go confront a clearly insane person without some kind of backup or protection?
@nomduclavier6 жыл бұрын
Maybe she didn't want to risk her true love, stew.
@TheCovahHavoc8 жыл бұрын
Love that Michael Myers Puma Man reference, still has not gotten old and I cant get enough of old man XD.
@goufr35408 жыл бұрын
+TheCovahHavoc Puma Myers, he flies likes like a moron.
@ThePistons4life8 жыл бұрын
"yes! YES! put it in my neck wound!!" haha I'm done
@tenkaistern55498 жыл бұрын
04:08 I cannot believe this is actually the movie´s intro music. It sounds like from a cartoon. The movie is also on youtube in VHS quality, so I looked it up there.
@CharlestonChica4 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't make the cut for a Scooby Doo episode.
@CaptainJZH8 жыл бұрын
I love watching these reviews of yours for the first time. I only started watching you after the Blipocolypse, so this way it feels like I'm watching your archive as if they're brand new.
@dcfanboy58418 жыл бұрын
Same here
@rgoodwyn6 жыл бұрын
Also same
@katastropheeyeswideshut39446 жыл бұрын
What does this mean?
@youwayo4 жыл бұрын
17:18 Piece of Cholief!
@JohnDoe-uf3lj8 жыл бұрын
"Mheeeh! Mheeeeeh!!" I'll be sure to try that this coming Christmas!
@renamon56583 жыл бұрын
Seeing oldman in a live action movie was golden
@U014B8 жыл бұрын
2:01 "I.W.D.C."? What does that stand for? "It Wasn't Done Competently"? BAHAHAHAHAHA
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin6 жыл бұрын
Sigh. A full suit of armor would require someone helping the wearer get all the parts on. Plus it would be very heavy and actually.... why do I even care?
@yukiskyzero13136 жыл бұрын
The Math Geek and his Numbersexual part cracked me up there haha. xD
@GalakStari6 жыл бұрын
Me too! “Quick! What’s 8 times 7?”
@DistractedGlobeGuy4 жыл бұрын
It was ruined by the fact that Phelan missed the chance to call him "the mathturbator".
@gagaplex7 жыл бұрын
Dunno, that "getting sick on the keyboard"-tune kind of reminded me of some bits from the Silent Hill series... in a better movie, game or other medium, that tune wouldn't be half bad.
@Acobjum8 жыл бұрын
At least this Santa flick is funny in all the good ways.
@Robert-lc6dv2 жыл бұрын
I know this video is six years old and I'm late to seeing it, but Phelous getting sick on the keyboard is legit the funniest thing I've ever seen.
@bubblehead99415 жыл бұрын
Santa's a prankster...he turned the groundskeeper into a pop up Halloween ornament.
@reptile1687 Жыл бұрын
wrong holiday, santa
@nomduclavier5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: housemother's daughter was a dummy all along
@MrGlenbw6 жыл бұрын
13:09 - 13:16: "Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausages?" - A quote from Freddy Got Fingered
@ColeVecsion8 жыл бұрын
This got a blu ray??? this? THIS?!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU, HUMAN SPECIES!!!
@stlouisrocker1008 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, there happens to be a fanbase for these corny slasher flicks.
@Clay36137 жыл бұрын
Hey, least you can see shit on the Blu-ray.
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
ColeVecsion If a Blue Ray version of Ghosts can't do it exists, I believe that everything is possible!
@Grey_Warden_Invasion5 жыл бұрын
A lot of the cartoon movies I loved to watch as kid didn't even get a VHS release, let alone DVD, so I have no way to relive good old memories. And this crap gets a BluRay release...
@dkres824 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even close to the worst thing to get a Blu release, though I’m happy about that as an avid fan of Slashers and 80s Horror in general, there are Blu Ray companies that have made a fortune cleaning up and releasing a lot of old Slashers that most haven’t even heard of.
@TheRealJabbergeist3 жыл бұрын
This review is one of your best, Phelous. Lots of great in-jokes and visual gags.
@PlanetZoidstar3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes my favourite Golden Films movie *"The Secret Of The Clausback"*
@BabysitterSky6 жыл бұрын
DID YOU DRINK YOUR MILK YET??? IT'S NOT DRUGGED!!!
@hawks43058 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas Phelan and family! 🎄
@Riverofpaint6 жыл бұрын
Fricking love the flying Michael bit
@angelsmith40316 жыл бұрын
4:09 press Start to continue
@BrettDMaynard8 ай бұрын
Flychael “The Flying Shape” Myers gets me every time!
@realafah5 жыл бұрын
To be fair: 1. She did only killed sex crazed people 2. Some parts of America say crick instead of creek.
@MattChrisF8 жыл бұрын
And no one mentioned that David Hess directed this. Maybe that's a good thing.
@JohnSmith-eo5sp6 жыл бұрын
Who?
@theitfactorjameswheezer28523 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-eo5sp he wrong some songs for Elvis
@steveharvey2102 Жыл бұрын
Maybe, but he's a bit more relevent here, as an actor from the 70's, who played Krug, in Wes Craven's "Last House on the left" His character name was also where Craven got (Freddy) Kruger from.
@librahoshino67525 жыл бұрын
9:27 The old lady should've have known something was up when her hot milk arrived in a drinking glass.
@JThom5293 жыл бұрын
She probably did, that’s why it’s obvious she didn’t drink it (that and she couldn’t actually go to bed, she had some murdering to do 🤓)
@redvelvetunderground7 жыл бұрын
I've met people in Oklahoma City who say "crick" and it never stops being funny
@megatron67133 жыл бұрын
This movie was CLEARLY all about the stew.........
@ArmoredAnathema8 жыл бұрын
14:48 Hoping someone makes this into a Dark Souls gif
@anggisetiadi86558 жыл бұрын
best movie ever.
@zoruanick1996 Жыл бұрын
17:19 best part 😹
@Ireallywouldrathernot7 жыл бұрын
23:06 You need to do more crossovers with the Snob. That's it. I want more crossovers with the Snob. This moment made me think of that.
@tutunaku4 жыл бұрын
I love the Duncan Trussell voice
@EberReaper8 жыл бұрын
yeeeey beauty's father we love you
@SpeedyEric18 жыл бұрын
12:40- No, that's a beer can with the Australian chick's blood. 13:09- They also used this music in Home Sweet Home, that Thanksgiving slasher film reviewed by The Cinema Snob in 2010. 21:39- Hey, look, it's Wonder Woman. She can help save the da... Oh, wait, it's just a Wonder Woman poster. Never mind.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives7 жыл бұрын
I know this is a Christmas horror movie, but since it got an HD rerelease on DVD in October of 2014, it only seems appropriate to watch this review during the Halloween season.
@dcfanboy58418 жыл бұрын
I cracked up during this Review Lol ....dude just never stop
@steveharvey2102 Жыл бұрын
Someone got Their, "Sorority house massacre" , into my "Last Sleepover/Slumber Party" , with a dash of Suspiria, a bit of "Silent Night, Deadly Night" and a .....well, you get the idea ;) Cheers from Canada P.S. Thanks for putting Puma Man in my head. I just got it out a week ago! :)
@ebwarg6 жыл бұрын
I never knew there was a sequel to “Santa’s Christmas Elf (named Calvin)!”
@TayoEXE3 жыл бұрын
3:43 Falls backward face up. *Shows dummy falling face down*
@JBailey8898 жыл бұрын
I was generally gonna ask Santa For An Enhance Button :( I Feel stupid
@JBailey8898 жыл бұрын
+JBailey889 meant *Genuinely. Double Stupid :(
@CineMasterDamian6 жыл бұрын
*FUN FACT* This film was released on JANUARY 30th, 1980; 4 months BEFORE "Friday the 13th" which was released on May 9th! However the screenplay for "Friday" was finished in mid-1979.
@TDog141268 жыл бұрын
I like the black trim on your red Santa hat. :) I actually liked Carnosaur.
@KuWota2k8 жыл бұрын
+Timothy Verheyn Jr. the 3 carnosaur films and its other 3 (soon to be 4) unofficial sequels are quite enjoyable from a cheesy stand point.
@TDog141268 жыл бұрын
+Gojira Gigantis absolutely! :)
@murdermusprime70658 жыл бұрын
I love how much fun you had reviewing this LOL :)
@SirChubbyBunny3 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. Death by day for night shot. My favorite underrated kill method!
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid6 жыл бұрын
Ho ho HOLY SHIT, I'm getting caught!
@ECKohns Жыл бұрын
Rips off Black Christmas. But also predicts Friday The 13th.
@MrShigura9 жыл бұрын
No comments yet? Allow me to fix that.
@christinawilkephillips76848 жыл бұрын
well,..... that was a..... movie, wasn't it....0_o??
@aswiftshift52293 жыл бұрын
A damn fine one too
@JohnSmith-eo5sp6 жыл бұрын
14:49 In that scene I'd swear they were ripping off Friday the 13th part 1 & 2, but this flick's title sequence stated it made or came out in 1980
@melodiouslotus16858 жыл бұрын
the math part killed me xD. "Numbersexual"?!! sounds like something from tumblr
@MforMovesets2 жыл бұрын
Man that dialogue.
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
(about the movie) *SUBTLE!* Santa STEW! I didn't know maths was so POWERFUL XD 6.9.22
@ScreamingScallop5 жыл бұрын
Written by the Incredible Melting Man himself! ...Oh, hey, the nice guy who gets the girl at the end is ALSO named Alex!! 11:57 Jeez, do ALL Aussie girls have such low blood pressure? Is it all the alcohol? 12:56 Director David Hess should've demanded better, since he himself composed the score for Left House on the Left, listed in FactMag.com's "100 Greatest Horror Soundtracks." 13:26 Well, can't blame the killer there. She's running out of daylight-for-night, and digging even a shallow grave in that get-up has to be uncomfortable in the afternoon sun. 15:56 Again, digging all those graves, changing in and out of the Santa Killer costume, getting in and out of that suit of armor, and mopping up the incredibly weak arterial sprays eats up a LOT of time. Points for devotion to style though, right? 16:44 I take it back. But I love how the College Perfesser and the Mafia Goombah--I mean, LOCAL POLICE DETECTIVES--don't find those aforementioned shallow graves in what was no doubt their intensive search for the missing "kids." 21:10 FEATS OF STRENGTH!
@konstance138 жыл бұрын
Man, when Paul was telling "Cynthia", you should've used the clip of Cillian Murphy calling "Cynthiaaaa!" into the phone in Red Eye.
@MrZerothejedi5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey. 100k, congrats on that nice metal plaque!
@devinharbert60714 жыл бұрын
Review god told me to
@buringplumbranches8 жыл бұрын
cricket on the hearth ref
@viewtiful1doubleokamihand2535 жыл бұрын
This movie is something that could get picked up by Jordan Peele.
@whileistaysecluded6 жыл бұрын
Lol I love this one... Hilarious Phelous
@graverobbingcleric27458 жыл бұрын
On the subject of Goodnights, you should review See No Evil. That movie is simultaneously awesome and Hilarious.
@FNGLHR8 жыл бұрын
I hate Santa Slashers and Santa is Evil and all those other horror movies around Christmas who go for the easy out. "DUH, let's make Santa EVIL, DDUUUURRR!" Cute guys, so original and clever. It's not like there's a perfectly legitimate Evil version of Santa Claus that you could actually use. But hey, an evil Germanic demon just isn't as sensational as Santa murdering someone. It's so trendy to make Santa a demon or a monster or evil because it's like so counter-culture. Yeah believe in Santa, he's real, he's the embodiment of greed and authoritarian power and he's actually evil because of all the things in that Christmas Carol we can misconstrue as sinister. It's a fucking load of hipster bullshit. You want an evil Christmas horror icon? Krampus. Just stick with fucking Krampus. He works and you don't have to go the bullcrap route of making Santa evil that's been done to friggin death. You're not being hip, you're not being original and you're most certainly not saying anything meaningful about the Holiday or the icon himself. Making cute and cuddly nice things murderous psychos is not interesting, it's lazy and boring.
@FNGLHR8 жыл бұрын
Timesmanify No. That's the same damn thing.
@cheezdoodle968 жыл бұрын
This got me thinking: what if there was a "serious" Santa movie where he was the good guy? Not like in all those Christmas movies, but like a badass Santa going around shooting demons or something, instead of murdering people.
@FNGLHR8 жыл бұрын
cheezdoodle96 That would actually be interesting, since quite a few comics bother to attempt doing just that. And there is a bit of a precedent for St. Nicholas fighting evil in some capacity. Maybe not always with fists and swords, but in a fashion. But, people seem to prefer asshole Santa instead. Cute being turned wrong is subversive and edgy after all. XP
@DanielAvelan8 жыл бұрын
+FNGLHR Except most of these movies are a guy dressed as santa. Why would anyone have a Krampus costume?
@FNGLHR8 жыл бұрын
DanielAvelan One, that is beside my point. They don't need to dress him up as Santa period. It's a dumb gimmick It could jsut actually be Krampus. Two, more people have Krampus cistumes than you think. Ever hear of the Krampus Run? Its basically a parade of them.
@steveharvey2102 Жыл бұрын
I don't get why survivor girl didn't figure out who the killer was faster! I mean, according to Peter Venkman, she does have a psychic gift! Maybe she thought it was a bunch of a wavy lines killed everyone? Or a shooting Star! Who knows?
@jackharpring5849 Жыл бұрын
8:47 What the damn Hell is that on the shelf?!
@Shades148 ай бұрын
12:10 Makes me laugh every time! XD
@blakedavis18523 жыл бұрын
"Nothing says Christmas more than a piece of crap movie where Santa murders people." Yes! As long as it's Silent Night Deadly Night though, not this shit.
@jsb82616 жыл бұрын
Phelous could probably write a good horror movie...
@TemmiePlays6 жыл бұрын
watch his dingo pictures cabin fever remake. i still feel chills.
@steveharvey2102 Жыл бұрын
This is an underated comment. Way underated!!!
@Nekoszowa6 жыл бұрын
Does KZfaq knows that Christmas are near...? Because this was on my YT front page... I didn't watch any of your Christmas movies reviews yet though.
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
I actually didn't notice Mrs. Jensen was supposed to be the killer until Phelous pointed it out.
@sharonpereira45017 жыл бұрын
Evil Santa is weird.
@FrogwoodClaw575 жыл бұрын
6:30 Gesundheit
@biggeek22564 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what did that towel do to Santa?!
2 жыл бұрын
Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.
@gaminganimators70003 жыл бұрын
5:15 Yo, what the hell! That's way too crazy even for you!!
@DanielAvelan8 жыл бұрын
Where's Mohame--oh... it's not "to Alla goodnight". Now it makes sense.
@CanItAlready7 жыл бұрын
"Iiiiii want Charles in Charge of meeee!" Scott Baio... No wonder she quit acting.
@cardboardpeople44216 жыл бұрын
GARBAGE DAY
@jsb82616 жыл бұрын
Red herring.
@KingNazaru6 жыл бұрын
18:39 Not for me. But that’s due to me having eproctophilia.
@Themaniacnextdoor6 жыл бұрын
Black Christmas crossed with Prom Night? Love slasher films.
@JohnSmith-eo5sp6 жыл бұрын
15:13 You sure they are not ripping Friday the 13th? This flicks title sequence states it made in 1980 ?
@theitfactorjameswheezer28523 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-eo5sp it’s ripping off Christmas Evil
@JohnSmith-eo5sp3 жыл бұрын
@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 Not to be confused with New Year's Evil from 1981 ?
@theitfactorjameswheezer28523 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-eo5sp no Christmas evil is 1980
@theitfactorjameswheezer28523 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-eo5sp and is actually good
@steveharvey2102 Жыл бұрын
I don't remember if I actually saw this one? Is the Red fade out, after the red herring dies, actually in the movie? I know there was some fun experimentation, with horror movies, around this era. With shock notices, bells and sirens, to warn people to turn away. First time it happened I freaked out! Maybe it was the shrooms, who knows. But yeah, was the red screen added by Phaelous?
@rorylumley47275 жыл бұрын
Im sure plad jacket hasent been a cop since he was a baby.
@evilworld31477 жыл бұрын
It be nice for Phelous review another santa slasher film that has wwe wrestler Bill Goldberg play as killer Santa forgot what the film called.
@phelous7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, too bad I'll never review that. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hKp3gpyQ0JeZnX0.html
@TemmiePlays6 жыл бұрын
Phelan Porteous never change x3
@forgottenbrother4 жыл бұрын
you know Phelous you were commenting on how casual the chief of detective was when he was talking with the young adults & how it seemed like they bribed him. But what you should have been commenting on how weird it was when the chief detective was holding that girl's face by her cheats the whole time that he was telling her about that crazy Ralph guy who they found dead & how Ralph basically just got out of a mental institution. I mean that part was really weird. The whole time that the cheap is telling her about this Ralph guy the chief has he's hand cuffed around her face holding her jaw & talkin about this Ralph guy in this sick twisted weird voice. you know maybe you should review that movie again and just see how screwed up that part was. You know it's just a thought...
@atlanime3 жыл бұрын
13:41 HE'S COMPLETELY USELESS NOW!!!
@captainautobots5 жыл бұрын
Well, all the other killer Santas I've seen weren't scary, so maybe *this* one-- NO.
@atlanime3 жыл бұрын
6:21 MICHAEL MYERS, HE FLIES LIKE A MORON!!!!
@alexlents46896 ай бұрын
santa jeans
@MisterDramatic3 жыл бұрын
@Phelan Porteous I watched this awful movie tonight and was glad to see you did a review. We need you to make more of these movie reviews and put the ninja turtles on pause please :)
@ThemeSongsFanatic6 жыл бұрын
8:47 huh?.. what's that face in the lower left corner? eeriest thing in the movie...