This rap is now in the new ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove! game. Someone spotted this cassette tape on ebay for sale for a lot of money. Greg was asked on the hyperfunkclub forum (Kickstarter backer forum) if it was legit. Greg replied that it was and that he still had one of these cassette tapes in his garage. We asked him to share it on the forum. Which Greg did. He ripped and uploaded the file to the forum and that's where I downloaded it from. We then asked Greg if he could put the rap in the new game as an easter egg. Greg said that he would find a way to hide it in the game. On the backer credits in Back in the Groove. If you hover over the name "Toejam and Earl". Then this rap (this actual file) will play.

I remember blasting this on my magnavox boombox. I ordered this tape and a blue velcro Sonic The Hedgehog wallet from Sega Visions magazine. I was definitely a Pro Sega kid..

I've been playing this game for 27 years and did not know this existed!

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This is hella fresh, man. The finest 90s rap. And now we know at last what Toejam Jammin was supposed to sound like.

Recently got Back in the Groove, it was great to find this was in the game (go to credits-> backers section -> go to the T -> highlight the one that reads Toejam & Earl and wait a few seconds-> enjoy this master piece)

Greetings and various appropos felictations! My name is Toejam, and this is my homeboy Big Rappin' Earl. Yo, Say 'wha's up', Earl. ..."Yo! Wha's up" Earl and myself are Aliens from outter space. "Outter space!" Yo this is our story, check this out. "Yo, Kick it!" Yo I was hangin' in my rocketship, with nowhere to go So I was cruisin', listenin' to the radio Jetted to my homey's. Pulled up outside Said, "Yo Earl! How about a joyride!" Earl came in, climbed into the back seat We shot up, to about a million feet Kicked back. Turned on the cruise control Cranked up, the maga-watt stereo Break it down, and do the SlowJam if your name is ToeJam jam jam jam j-jammin' it again. Earl and I are the funkiest of Aliens Funk Funk Funk F-Funk it, if ya Earl then ya, belly bumpin' Rockin' clockin' shakin' it throughout the Galaxy, We are the Hip-Hop MCBT's We cruised by a planet, took it low through the atmosphere we took it low so the people down below could hear Earl cranked the bass, we were thumpin' out a funky beat I was low ridin', chillin' in the pilot's seat Down below the pla-net was quakin' On the ground they were, booty shakin' They were def and definit-ly not fakin' They were get-tin' down, they were, break break'n Pulled into outer space. Put the pedal down Picked up the pace to the speed of funky sound We hit the fast lane passin' all the others by I grabbed the gear shift and shifted into overdrive Earl and I were high speed hip hoppin' Givin' no indication of, ever stoppin' We were def and definit-ly bop boppin' To the rhythm of our engine that was, pop poppin' Soon I checked the rearview, and wasn't too surprised To see a ship with flashin' light that I recognized He pulled me over, I said, "Yo, wha'sup my man?" He reached out, had a yellow ticket in his hand. I took the ticket, then I had to laugh Turns out, all he wanted was an autograph We signed our names, and then we headed out For me and Earl, bein' cool is what it's all about We were truckin', groovin' to the funky beat When Earl said he'd like a shot in the driver's seat Well Earl's cool but he's not the most coordinated But I was feelin fly, so I capitulated Earl took the wheel but he was bustin' out a Earl Jam - I said "Yo Earl, Get with the program" Earl looked up and said, "Yo, don't get annoyed" And that's when Big Rappin' Earl hit the asteroid. Earl and I we were, nose divin' - I said "Maybe it's time for me to be drivin" It was lookin' like, I had made a mistake That would end me up, as a ToeJam Pancake We hit the ground in a great big fireball Guess we got lucky cause we didn't get hurt at all, I said "Yo Earl, while we're here let's check it out" Cause bein' cool for me and Earl is what its all about. Me and Earl we were feelin' pretty low, cause of what had happened to our stereo. We headed out, it was a foot trip, we were lookin' for the pieces of our rocket ship. Well, we ran into the inhabitants of planet earth where we are and ever since we been truckin' round' this crazy world. Me and my Bro, Big Rappin' Earl.

I just got into Toejam and Earl and I can tell it’s a great series already

Been wondering about this tape for years since seeing it on an order form in Sega Visions magazine. I'm glad to finally know what was on it. 4:56 "Yo, gimme a beat" is sampled from the KMFDM track "More & Faster 243".

Sorry I've never owned the tape. This recording was actually created by Greg Johnson himself and upload to hyperfunk club. I found the images on the internet.

I bought this back in the day when it first was advertised. Absolutely hated it and got a refund on it at the time. Although I still had to pay for shipping and handling. Now I'm listening to it some 30 years later and it ain't half bad. Makes me think of a cross between Fresh Prince and Kool Keith.

man I've been a fan of this games for 24 years and never knew this existed it got me boppin good

Someone needs to make a 10 hour version. I'm tired of hitting "replay" every 6 minutes.

can't beat the classic.

Why did I only hear about this masterpiece in 2022??

Would love to see someone animate this song

This kind of music is completely funky I've been feeling the funk when I listened to this I need to get toejam and earl back in the groove video game on ps4 so I can play it 😃

Just found this jam just now and i've been playing this as a kid.

This sound is dope! Never knew this existed! Hmm, I wonder how this would sound with (cough) modern rap/hip hop (cough)….

This is some real funk :)

Okay, this is funky

This shit actually clean

Hella fresh!

Yo, I remember seeing this in Sega Visions back in the day and wanting to get it but it slipped my mind. Glad to see that somebody uploaded it to KZfaq!

Nice! I totally wanted to buy this from the magazine ad. I'm glad that I saved it for 2019.

This is so awesome!

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This is the content I didn’t know I needed.

I came here expecting this to be super cringy, but damn, it's actually good.

30 years old, geez

About to finally play seriously this game. This just gets you in the mood 😎

Awesome!

sega geniuses

Tank you:)

I think I recall hearing this during drive-by-shootings in the 90s.

Dayum this is funky

I prefer this voice over the TJ from 3 and 4.

This kind of sounds like something DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince would do

This should have been on the back in the groove soundtrack for sure :(

This is more so I imagined them talking then in back in the groove

Your Kaiser is pleased with this absolute fire

I run a toejam and earl fanpage and would absolutely love to somehow obtain this

There some theories said that sonic in his classic days was used to hear michael jackson music but there some legends said that after sonic triple trouble knuckles started to hear toejam and earl music when he guard the master emerld

Someone commission Toejam's current VO from Back in the Groove to remix this, stat lol

This is fucking NICE! ❤️ The end sounds like where Nintendo sampled DK getting hurt in DKC though 😂🤪

Funk-tastic!

Aww snap

Iove toejam and earl

🎉

Yo! 400th like, bro!

It could have been an easter egg for "Back in the Groove".

I wish I had known about this....sigh.... probably 500 bucks for one of those tapes...

Dj cash money serait content de posséder cette cassette !

Honestly i didn't even know greg johnson voiced both toejam and earl, that probably because the first toejam amd earl game i played was toejam and earl 3 when i was like 4 or 5

Sega was the coolest in the 90's, that's a thing. Also I think this pair of Hip Hop MC E.T.s are even cooler than Sonic, I don't know, I just feel it.

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Do you still have this tape? Would you ever consider selling it? By the way Greg Johnson sounds so weird as toejam

fuckin cool!

Aw man this rap music is really cool if I had my own cassette player I would love to have this cassette tape rap original promotional promo kind from the year 1991

I like that fan art but Toejam looks like he's pissed

If Disney made toejam and earl

Bruh...this is a fucking bop holy shit lol I need this

1990s new kids on the block on video and tape cassette to my name is Heather

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2 bucks for the carrot man

So Greg voiced both Toejam & Earl in this rarity?

Why this sounds like a real song tho? Like a real rapper did this in the 90s?

Every masterpiece: Toejam & Earl Rap Has its cheap copy: DK Rap

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the rap itself if done right would go well with Sonic 2's metropolis zone. Just don't rap during the breakdown part of the theme.

Who else is here in 2022 because of Jirard, The Completionist? haha

i doubt this is legit

Greg Johnson the White Nationalist? Wow never thought he would be involved in a project like this.

this sounds like something cj would listen to on gta san andreas

I'm hoping this returns in DJ Professor K's SiivaGunner takeover