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Toilet Time Discourse - Jerma Embr & PlateUp! (With Ster) Stream Edit
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Originally Streamed on January 9th, 2023
Chapters:
00:00 - Intro
02:20 - Embr
39:23 - PlateUp
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@Clockwonk Жыл бұрын
The toilet conversation is funny because Jerma is the guy who carried his whole computer in to the bathroom so he could play diablo 2 on the toilet
@paul-nj1ig Жыл бұрын
real?
@Clockwonk Жыл бұрын
@@paul-nj1ig He's mentioned it multiple times
@RonkleBonk Жыл бұрын
@@Clockwonk was he sick or something
@Clockwonk Жыл бұрын
@@RonkleBonk I mean he's always been sick in the head
@seignee Жыл бұрын
@@Clockwonk LMAO
@sk33t_38 Жыл бұрын
them having an insufferable debate about rogue-likes while outside of a burning building that keeps exploding is a top 10 Sterma moment
@boitaho Жыл бұрын
Shoulda called it Jerster - they're E-clowns after all.
@HappyLarry. Жыл бұрын
The best part is Jerma kept mentioning they're waiting outside, but HE was the one who pushed Ster to talk about it
@beniyum Жыл бұрын
@18:34 the juxtaposition of sters roguelike rant and yerma saying"people are DYING in this building" destroyed me
@AbsoluteTravisT Жыл бұрын
Jerma mentioning Bob Hope in the first 10 seconds of stream shows he's still thinking about that UFO visiting a Texaco gas station.
@patata6868 Жыл бұрын
That "Regular or Super-unleaded" line REALLY fucked him up, didn't it?
@mellowmelly9258 Жыл бұрын
@@patata6868 "WHY ISNT HE FREAKING OUT"
@carto4028 Жыл бұрын
An American cooking show parody stream where Ster and Jerma try to slight the other with increasingly ridiculous Tom and Jerry level sabotage while trying to win over the costumers would be a GOD teir stream.
@carto4028 Жыл бұрын
Like the stores are right across from each other and the tables are in the middle. It starts off with hurling insults and escalates to poisoning the others food.
@universal_hyssoap Жыл бұрын
Ikr I want that stream so bad now
@Tallermage Жыл бұрын
I'm imagining casino inc type moments where they send Louis who sabotages the other person. But Louis is playing both sides so he keeps going back and forth sabotaging both until they realize it and throw a ninja pizza at him
@CarlMakesVideos Жыл бұрын
@@carto4028 concludes with them working together to hide the bodies, and then immediately betraying each other to the police.
@milaberdenisvanberlekom4615 Жыл бұрын
@@Tallermage Jerma's pasta italiano burns down three times
@cobrasix9575 Жыл бұрын
Ster reading Jerma like a fucking menu is always some of the funniest shit on the planet.
@Doeygal Жыл бұрын
Best part of this stream was ster continuously flirting and making comments and jerma straight up ignoring all except one
@gamma00crucis Жыл бұрын
jerms tsundere
@carto4028 Жыл бұрын
S-S-Ster-kun i-i-its not like I like you or a-anything B-B-BAAAAKA >.< NYA!!!
@Doeygal Жыл бұрын
Nothing beats jerma turning off the call after ster says something flirtatious
@brugho7522 Жыл бұрын
@@carto4028 you are mentally ill
@croticawesome Жыл бұрын
@@carto4028 congrats on being the worst comment I've ever read ever
@DragonTamer-ud1qo Жыл бұрын
Embr’s soundtrack added so much to their arguments
@lolosparkles Жыл бұрын
jerma and ster are an old married couple, ludwig is the mistress
@lewiscampbell8683 Жыл бұрын
Etalyx is the OTHER mistress
@phoebeaurum7113 Жыл бұрын
We all know Jerma has a harem. The question is, is Bugleberry part of that harem?
@Hellfiredeity Жыл бұрын
And Vinny is the pool boy
@maki2755 Жыл бұрын
@@phoebeaurum7113 yes.
@quinn8996 Жыл бұрын
Ludwig is the young twink they bring into the relationship
@quaker47 Жыл бұрын
i love how they just forget they're playing a game and just talk it's great
@getajobmate1281 Жыл бұрын
epic stream, loved the part where they had a ranting argument over videogames while a house burned down in the background
@neartheplumtree Жыл бұрын
not just one but three times as well
@theengineer-dellconagher Жыл бұрын
ster and jerma streams are just a podcast with a side of gameplay, and im all for it
@feralroach7019 Жыл бұрын
I don’t particularly agree with ster on things like his VS and Hades opinions but I ABSOLUTELY LOVE how much chaos and arguing his opinions cause which is why I welcome them regardless.
@carto4028 Жыл бұрын
Sters opinions are rocket fuel to a flame
@Kaxology Жыл бұрын
right, I'm not sure why Jerma didn't argue that roguelites can be played like roguelikes and be completed without having to be a "speedrunner"
@Pickle-jarr Жыл бұрын
The way Jerma describes the bathroom as his “sanctuary “ is one of the funniest things ever
@TheMarkoSeke Жыл бұрын
I wish Ster would meet Ludwig one day
@IndianaJason2 Жыл бұрын
They did on the "Who will replace me?" Stream
@maki2755 Жыл бұрын
@@IndianaJason2 I think they r repeating what jerna said
@Thinzy Жыл бұрын
@@maki2755 jerga
@carto4028 Жыл бұрын
@@IndianaJason2 TRUE omg I forgot about that
@szczebelek_6133 Жыл бұрын
@@Thinzy zerka
@IndianaJason2 Жыл бұрын
Ster & jerma playing plate up is just a preview of the bear season two
@valerieplusdogs Жыл бұрын
genius fucking comment, thank you for the laugh
@ElectronIsABadTuber Жыл бұрын
28:35 why is it that when Jerma and Ster are together, even the video games they play have perfect comedic timing?
@GameBooAdvancePlus Жыл бұрын
im shocked jerma didnt bring up that he beat hades on the 3rd try
@gravenightghoul Жыл бұрын
ster being so insistent about jerma playing league because he knows he's going to crack eventually.
@greenpinapple820 Жыл бұрын
just like among us...?
@Kazuhira2249 Жыл бұрын
jerma was fuming when ster said he cheated on vampire survivors
@lotadsswamp Жыл бұрын
An animated version of the argument about rogue-lites in front of the burning building would be amazing
@dan_loeb Жыл бұрын
something tells me if jerma got a steam deck handheld he would live in the bathroom with it and elden ring
@cloverdeityhearted8729 Жыл бұрын
ster is one of gods funniest gifts i was crying laughing at the soundboard
@Top_Lad Жыл бұрын
I hope you had a pleasant holiday season Cheltie, thank you for yet another one of these videos! They're essential to someone without time to watch the full streams, 2ndjerma takes forever so thanks for being so fast with these.
@eddyspaghetti6211 Жыл бұрын
i loved the part where they started up a new round in the same map JUST to start a whole new conversation
@ceast5273 Жыл бұрын
I'd watch Ster and Jerma do a podcast where they literally talk about nothing for 2 hours a week.
@tchellyng Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the New York Wrestling Pizzeria Academia stream, where Jerma and Ster, pizzeria owners and wrestling enemies fight for the title of the best pizza restaurant. The moods will be burning up just like those pies! Fights and arguments will burst like hot bubbles of cheese between the two, but in the end, true love will be served when we discover that they were in love with each other all this time.
@lucasb9268 Жыл бұрын
genuinely when jerma and ster have a conversation its like listening to ur two friends just shootin the shit and ur just enjoying the company
@charlieparade5046 Жыл бұрын
It always feels like Ster is jerma’s therapist. And also somehow the bane of his existence
@DanieleCapellini Жыл бұрын
3:50 Jerma's inner Raskolnikov is activated
@strivingcobra Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time I did a crime and was punished for it.
@marcinkrz3140 Жыл бұрын
If Jerma was in Raskolnikov's position the whole book would just be the script for American Psycho except Patric gets caught immediately because he confesses everything to some random strangers he meets on the walkway.
@edited_lamb357t9 Жыл бұрын
+2
@Ptolemy998 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@midw3stgothic Жыл бұрын
i’m literally reading crime and punishment rn this comment made me cry laughing
@quaker47 Жыл бұрын
this stream (mostly ster showing his soundboard) makes me think that ster is probably even more demented then jerma edit: ster just peed in a bottle on stream
@AhNoWiC Жыл бұрын
Idk why, but star's aggressively self depreciating yet self aware humor almost always does it for me. Idk man that shit just works, at least for their dynamic.
@l4mbones Жыл бұрын
51:04 ster looses his mind over a burnt pizza
@bettercalljacob Жыл бұрын
Imagine if the first responders to your house burning down just argue about the game of the year of 2022 all the while everyone inside dies and the structure collapses
@Lucas-ol4zx Жыл бұрын
Its amazing how Ster can have a worse take than Jerma, it really shows they were meant to be together
@gamma00crucis Жыл бұрын
soul mates
@boitaho Жыл бұрын
Ster's takes are starting to irritate me as much as when Jerma is trying to solve a puzzle.
@MrLordFireDragon Жыл бұрын
Is this about disliking vertical progression in rogue likes? That's such an incredibly reasonable take. Not to mention he specifically makes it clear this is a take on his personal preference, not some objective value statement. If it's about not liking Vampire Survivor, uh, geez. If I'm honest, the only friends I have who play it tend to be the ones who just mindlessly play idle games because they like seeing numbers rise. And that's ok, but I think it's hardly a bad take to say you want something more stimulating.
@MikaelKyriacou Жыл бұрын
@@MrLordFireDragon slay
@leepicbaconman1553 Жыл бұрын
@@MrLordFireDragonhe played barely any of Vampire Survivors, cheated to get all the items, then wondered why you could just stand still when you have literally every item, power up, and character in the game. Like no shit you can just stand still at that point, you’ve 100% it and that’s your reward in a bullet hell roguelite. And even with everything, he should be able to challenge himself as well because the game has tons of options to make the game extremely harder and more limiting. Everything he complained about was some problem he created.
@Black_Index Жыл бұрын
He says he hasn't taken a shit on stream but I swear that man caked his pants during the Hit and Run stream.
@BorfieKai Жыл бұрын
3:06 he doesn’t usually wheeze laugh
@bavuh1249 Жыл бұрын
Jerma and Ster is my favorite podcast
@ed9358 Жыл бұрын
37:28 the HELLO soundbite freaked me out so bad 😭
@rox9570 Жыл бұрын
I love jerma trying to reason with ster's bad game takes while the building in front of them burns down
@dodes2698 Жыл бұрын
Disappointed that Jerma didn't enjoy Wildermyth because that was such a great stream
@knotimportant9176 Жыл бұрын
There’s like a 90% chance that Niichts_ was just fucking around
@xann2681 Жыл бұрын
I love how the game discourse even spread to the comments lmao
@okesska7481 Жыл бұрын
25:37 "when you are in the shower there are no worldly expectations of you" ive never felt more understood by another person in 24 years of life
@HappyLarry. Жыл бұрын
Jerma is 100% the kinda guy to shove an oil fire into the sink, turn on the faucet, then grab the hose from outside to pour more water onto it
@MegidolErin Жыл бұрын
I think Ster is the only person that can make Jerma's face do what it does at 26:55
@thebracc1835 Жыл бұрын
YESSS BEEN WAITING FOR THE CHELTIE DROP 💯
@LettuceGoblin Жыл бұрын
50:52 I've gotten so used to jerma acting like a psychopath high on psilocybin that hearing ster say "What is wrong?!" actually reminded me that normal people don't make noises like that for no reason
@bmkbbk123 Жыл бұрын
dawg i’m watching this WHILE SHOWERING. i have my phone in every shower. it’s nice background noise lol. also i’m so happy jerma shares the sentiment of being calm and chill in the bathroom, probably stems from anxiety and a need to be in control. bathrooms are truly one of the only things you can control. there’s a whole damn rick and morty episode about it. i spend time just resetting my brain. i agree 100 percent with jerma here and you can fight me all you want.
@HeavyMetalMonk888 Жыл бұрын
I mean the thing is that if you're plugged in to devices/media, then you're not "resetting your brain." Don't get me wrong I'm the same way too, right down to watching videos in the shower. But realistically, I understand that's different than actually "resetting." Ster had a good point about being alone with your thoughts; just being present, not needing to be distracted by media, is the way to get your brain to "reset."
@bmkbbk123 Жыл бұрын
@@HeavyMetalMonk888 well, i actually can’t spend time alone with my thoughts. my inner monologue is always going. so to me. it kinda has that effect. but i do also appreciate what ster is saying, and yes i know it’s a bit of a problem. but i chalk it up to being born into the age i was born into.
@HeavyMetalMonk888 Жыл бұрын
@@bmkbbk123 i feel you on that man, i truly do. i'd just say don't write off the possibility that you could change the way you relate to your stream of consciousness if you really want to. meditation is like any exercise - really hard to get started and stick to it, but gets easier with time. but if that's not a priority for you than please don't take this comment as pushy or intrusive, and just keep doin what you do
@bmkbbk123 Жыл бұрын
@@HeavyMetalMonk888 OH WAIT, i guess i came off really wrong here lol, bc i can meditate , and do it often, its just i have to be really in the zone. i often spend a lot of time sitting and staring at nature and the trees. i can enjoy my solitude, just somethings, like being in the bathroom, are connected to devices, the experience in my mind just needs a phone. and i know it seems weird to others, but i grew up doing it and it only ever made me happy. i never really saw a problem with it so i just became to attached to it. now that phones are waterproof and stuff, its way safer and easier now. i was kinda aggressive in the whole " i cant be alone with my thoughts". and i dont mean it to that extreme. idk man the human brain wild, but i for sure spend a a lot of time meditating\looking at nature quietly away from the human world. and i do enjoy that a lot. even going to school for it right now lol.
@AggroNoobs Жыл бұрын
Ster is actually an alien trying to be a human at all times.
@Queggletank Жыл бұрын
This is the freaky friday episode
@exLightningg Жыл бұрын
I can't believe Jerma took away Ster's VIP & Mod privileges because he HATES Vampire Survivors!
@supersungal2 Жыл бұрын
I love ster because I know if I had a setup like his I would do the EXACT same thing that he does with the little recording snippets
@Tallermage Жыл бұрын
The deep rock Galactic stream made me want to buy a soundboard so badly
@Slimurgical Жыл бұрын
I adore when it just devolves into a heated argument and they just don't play games, it's fucking hilarious.
@Tallermage Жыл бұрын
This was a very fun stream and you could tell that both of them were having a great time too
@EDoyl Жыл бұрын
Ster has given "The Hades Argument" a bunch of times and it's still gold.
@HappyLarry. Жыл бұрын
Jerma harping on the 3-day thing when his attempt at explaining his question was so fucking insane, is classic JeremElbertson
@volnartheunforgiving3952 Жыл бұрын
It's so amazing to me that Jerma binged and really enjoyed Breaking Bad years later like me, too bad he overdid it and his memories of the show like corroded away
@Tallermage Жыл бұрын
I kind of get the point ster was trying to make about vampire survivors but he completely fumbled it lol
@thearchitect5405 Жыл бұрын
18:14 ironically, Jerma actually got surprisingly close to beating Hades really early on.
@kiiyll Жыл бұрын
I use my phone constantly, even in the bathroom, and i watched the entirety of breaking bad so fast that I forgot most of the details. he just like me fr ster is based tho, being alone with your thoughts and no distractions sometimes is good for you
@Voc_spooksauce Жыл бұрын
Thank you Cheltie! Hope you're doing well, cheers from Brazil :>
@frankfs8415 Жыл бұрын
57:16 "There's like a dozen at least versions of different pizza" Proceeds to name exclusively US district named pizzas So fitting for an american fast food andy
@ImWeirdAndILikeIt Жыл бұрын
Its almost like hes from the us or something….
@nameymcnameface7939 Жыл бұрын
genuinely such a good highlights comp
@dillkommen Жыл бұрын
omg I want nothing more than the jerma ster pizza stream
@HappyLarry. Жыл бұрын
5:40 imagine if you found your home on fire and you find firefighters only saved 2 of the 5 people in the building and you saw them praising each other as the rest of your family burnt to death
@ItsNotSarahh Жыл бұрын
tysm for these edits theyre the best
@The_Corn_God Жыл бұрын
I hope the that guy that ster played overwatch with 7 years ago is doing okay.
@dchip1 Жыл бұрын
arguing while the building burns has to be worst gamer moment 2023
@TerenceChuaWeiYi Жыл бұрын
Was literally waiting for this beforehand so i can play it while going to sleep
@volnartheunforgiving3952 Жыл бұрын
Horrendous dreams
@Mandude4200 Жыл бұрын
I fully agree with ster, shitting is the only time I have to be phoneless, it’s like therapy
@exLightningg Жыл бұрын
There is like 10 minutes of them just arguing about Vampire Survivors and playing games on the toilet while people are burning in their houses in the background lol.
@kevinhearty Жыл бұрын
They recreated that key and peele restaurant bit
@conorjglennon Жыл бұрын
I’ve been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes watching this
@mitchelldrake6069 Жыл бұрын
jerma was the only person that used quibi
@jacobsims1175 Жыл бұрын
He HATES Embr
@nikewilly8404 Жыл бұрын
I am at a point where I have to SCROLL through all my bookmarks
@miae.carangi3889 Жыл бұрын
The plates go back on the RAACK. 42:06
@PowerSpirit50 Жыл бұрын
I NEED that stream now
@maki2755 Жыл бұрын
most 8 hours of my life
@gl4d10 Жыл бұрын
i had an idea for a restaurant that we have like, monthly events, and we call it Flight Night where we break the menu down into flights like soup flights and sandwich flights and we encourage you to mix and match multiple flights, bread flight for your cream soup flight, pick-your-own pasta flight with your seafood flight, and then everyone can tell us what they like and then we'll make the ultimate menu for the next month until the next Flight Night
@HappyLarry. Жыл бұрын
I love that Ster is so on-point with Jerma's bullshit that Jerma gets genuinely embarrassed that he gets called out
@saulg00dman_ Жыл бұрын
I'm watching this on the toilet
@anthonylewis5503 Жыл бұрын
"IF YOUR GOOD ENOUGH!"
@vijjr Жыл бұрын
jerma loves blooket monster brawl
@themafiaman7554 Жыл бұрын
Fr fr
@elfpi55-bigB0O85 Жыл бұрын
STER IS SPITTING
@fischerbasham678 Жыл бұрын
irl bonfire = all jerma videos
@dotquack1 Жыл бұрын
thanks cheltie
@ferro9926 Жыл бұрын
I'm fairly certain that both jerma and ster would love nova drift for *completely* different reasons
@Rayo75 Жыл бұрын
What a Ster W the roguelike discussion was
@Shadowonshadows Жыл бұрын
Embr Freaky Friday time
@jordynensor2081 11 ай бұрын
34:40 i watched the entire final season of supernatural in one day
@soloflyer1757 Жыл бұрын
loooove the long edit =)
@salisburysteak623 Жыл бұрын
#sterwasright
@felixcatnapping Жыл бұрын
Jerma is weirdly tame in this one
@juliantaylor5956 Жыл бұрын
I literally went to a pizza place and the staff were falling apart and the fire alarm got set off and the fire department came and shit
@redthe_hound Жыл бұрын
i love watching jerma do nothing during a coop game but make jokes
@redthe_hound Жыл бұрын
like he DOES *NOT* ever help. ever
@bimblor7945 Жыл бұрын
@@redthe_hound you could... not watch buddy
@themafiaman7554 Жыл бұрын
@@bimblor7945 he said he likes it bro
@piper3599 Жыл бұрын
a jerma/ster podcast would destroy the internet
@neartheplumtree Жыл бұрын
their chemistry in the second game was so fucking funny holy shit they should play overcooked
@Alec_Reaper Жыл бұрын
Sterma bestma
@sonos2530 Жыл бұрын
thanks cheltie for doing this for free
@BorfieKai Жыл бұрын
Btw Cheltie unrelated to video I absolutely adore your character design
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