If any of you have watched the movie ET, then you should know that ET touched Eliot to heal his finger when it got cut on the communications device that they built with a buzz-saw, this created a symbiotic bond, when Eliot came down with a cold or the flu, ET caught it and began to die, ET cut the bond to save his own life and save Eliot's because ET's life was on a decline. The joke here as sad as it is that I have to explain it, is that if ET touched Tom Hank's he would literally contract HIV.
@annikapride159810 ай бұрын
I forgot the whole et movie story but thanks for the reference
@user-unos1116 жыл бұрын
0:11 My reaction to any political debate on the Internet
@ketogenicespirita91825 жыл бұрын
On democrat socialism, you would be among the first that turned field slaves.
@x-mensangel3567 Жыл бұрын
ET being brutally honest lol
@frankmiranda7074 жыл бұрын
2007: "i don't wanna get AIDS" 2020: "I don't wanna get COVID.”
@Cat_n_ne_4 жыл бұрын
Lmao is that still ET in 2020?
@Gentlemenpickleesq. Жыл бұрын
2022: "I don't wanna get monkeypox"
@KaijuForceNeo10 ай бұрын
*2019 Yep. I’m a Grammar Shark!
@MeatballSandwich10 ай бұрын
I got Corona taste like crap stick to budweiser 😂😂😂😂
@Membrane55613 жыл бұрын
I almost sprayed tea on my monitor watching this.
@dennisethelegobatmangirl50646 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna get Aids
@traintrack37615 жыл бұрын
Dennise The Lego Batman Girl best line ever XD
@chillthanosoof53664 жыл бұрын
*screen turns black and ends*
@mr.sinister12795 жыл бұрын
Even E.T. knows lol.. 😁
@kingdev9713 жыл бұрын
thiss is sooo funny im suprised this dosent have as much views as it shoud! lmao seriouslyy
@George-je1zk Жыл бұрын
I got it, that’s the guy from big Tom Hanks, that’s it, funny guy Tom Hanks, everything he says is a stitch Tom Hanks: I Have AIDS **Laughs Out Loudly**
@note2owns10 жыл бұрын
Just now seeing this. Awesome...
@Kevin-xv9pm2 жыл бұрын
And this is how "Saving Private Ryan" got it's collaborators.
@livefastdiequick Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the obvious. He's being "being himself" before you were out of diapers. You're pathetic and you should know better than this. Don't ever come in this comment section again and commend him for something that is exhibited every single video. You better recognize that wasn't cool and maybe even clap your own cheeks in response to such a terrible case of not thinking. It's so hard for me to sit back here, in this studio Looking at a guy out here hollering his name when last year he spent more money on spilt shakes In drive thrus from one side of this world to the other, than you made you're talking to the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing wheeling dealing, Limousine riding, Jet Flying, son of a gun
@Kevin-xv9pm Жыл бұрын
@@livefastdiequick Is it a threat?
@livefastdiequick Жыл бұрын
@@Kevin-xv9pm what would change if it was? You’re not going to do anything about it
@TYreLL0416 Жыл бұрын
@@livefastdiequick Quit it tough guy
@livefastdiequick Жыл бұрын
@@TYreLL0416 kiss me
@bobjr87779 жыл бұрын
my boy trevor loves this videeo
@wynnejs4 жыл бұрын
Someone just needs to dub in Coronavirus now
@robjdtv10 ай бұрын
Why I watch family guy while eating I don't know. I just choked on rice 😂
@kanukster13 жыл бұрын
I love it when people on KZfaq criticize others for grammatical mistakes, then make one while they criticize others... (a.k.a. swimboi95)
@George-je1zk Жыл бұрын
Oh the Irony
@andrewtraynor4960 Жыл бұрын
Me two
@darkhope213 жыл бұрын
THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
@ruffruggednraw6 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuccccchhhhhh!!
@traintrack37615 жыл бұрын
Vincent Marucut 2 there you go. You’re good
@brandonmauldin74495 жыл бұрын
You didn’t touch me
@dorourke1054 жыл бұрын
@@brandonmauldin7449 I don't wanna get AIDS
@user-227448 күн бұрын
I don’t wanna get aids
@TorqueJones420Ай бұрын
Has nobody seen E.T Or Philadelphia?.. The joke and reference makes sense if you watch both the movies. E.T can cure disease but contracts it in the process, and Tom hanks character in Philly, was about a lawsuit from man contracting Aids in the late 80s and being discriminated against as a result. So hence the crossover in this joke. really shouldn't need to explain it lmao
@jstrotha09752 жыл бұрын
Exactly how I feal.
@Luuute2 ай бұрын
This cutaway might be the perfect example of what South Park said their formula was. Just a bunch of manatees with balls with words written on them that form a cutaway gag. E.t. Tom hanks Stds
@mediaknight3 ай бұрын
I always felt it would’ve been funnier if the line, There you go, you’re good,” was cut out. That way E.T. would speak when he said he didn’t get aids.
@10gmen2712 жыл бұрын
@balla907east yes thank u for quoting the video for people who have never seen it
@wettts212 жыл бұрын
i get it "Touch me"
@MegaDrainProductions9 жыл бұрын
So E.T. is Joe Miller
@shotgun-enjoyer12 жыл бұрын
Why does that make sense all of the sudden????? o.o
@ZFKATNBADGER40 Жыл бұрын
Uh, probably because you’ve finally watched Philadelphia.
@dibbo92648 жыл бұрын
What family guy Season is this video on
@1020Shane8 жыл бұрын
Season 6 episode 12: Long John Peter
@Michael1Jackson1113 жыл бұрын
haha so funny
@TechnologicallyTechnical13 жыл бұрын
??? I can't watch this, I click on it, and it wouldn't play and it was paused or anything... I even logged in and logged back out and had the same problem....
@qaypod12 жыл бұрын
@pedi007 you're right mean i didn't know thx
@pedi00712 жыл бұрын
@qaypod off course not. There are a lot of afro americans, latino and jewish people who help write and family guy episodes. Their jokes can be cruel at times but it's the bitter truth :)
@balla907east11 жыл бұрын
yor welcolm :)
@kubrox9110 жыл бұрын
I'm American.
@flackz1612 жыл бұрын
tom hanks?
@TechnologicallyTechnical13 жыл бұрын
I mean it WASN'T paused.... God how I hate typos....
@noobul12 жыл бұрын
@VulcanofWar ... nevermind
@intern_dana12 жыл бұрын
i thought they would have made a fingering joke xD
@MrTakemehard12 жыл бұрын
@northcreek9615834 you know its a canadian who made youtube right?
@JOKBO112 жыл бұрын
@Membrane556 You should know that u can't drink anything while watching Family Guy.
@TechnologicallyTechnical13 жыл бұрын
And I mean logged out and logged back in... God typos suck....
@031000ron112 жыл бұрын
@MrTakemehard Also, I'm not trying to get in on the arguement, I just commented.
@DTOWNRW1613 жыл бұрын
i dont get it and im from philly
@Uruk022 жыл бұрын
Takes forever to load a video in KZfaq
@LordOfNothingreally12 жыл бұрын
@TheReinaldomartinez lol, please be trolling
@dibbo92648 жыл бұрын
And which number episode is it
@seeksolace20592 жыл бұрын
S6 ep 12
@juniorlsdmusic2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@sjp09212 жыл бұрын
@TheKlondikegirl Lmao
@qaypod12 жыл бұрын
Family guy is defenetly NOT racist . who agree thumb up, all other go back were you came from
@LoveChaac10 ай бұрын
Okay shit dude my bad
@qaypod10 жыл бұрын
you're canadian right ? Otherwise i just won the internet, wich is like dividing trough 0 0.0
@henryzetabluewolf13 жыл бұрын
@Machineguncody manityes
@GamingG427611 ай бұрын
What I don't understand is, could E.T. not just cure himself if he got aids?
@TheFailedmessiahАй бұрын
Why was this so funny? lol.
@WinnerNeedsCookiezzz12 жыл бұрын
@Ryakki the a.k.a was a mistake i think :/ he said people on youtube and later said also known as rynofizzy..... is rynofizzy a people or a person? or the kkk XD
@MtDuckford9 ай бұрын
Yeah that's not how AIDS works LMAO
@adultmoshifan8711 ай бұрын
I don’t want to get Ayds
@Ryakki12 жыл бұрын
@kanukster He made no major violations, and you're/your is far worse than a simple grammatical mistake, they don't mean remotely the same thing, it totally destroys the validity of the entire sentence.
@buckbumble13 жыл бұрын
@DTOWNRW16 'Philadelphia' is a film in which Tom Hanks gets AIDS.
@mushroomhead36195 жыл бұрын
Same thing happens in Forrest Gump.
@dragonrockz68628 жыл бұрын
Woody from Toy Story
@alfredbrownii Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@malcolmfunches609711 ай бұрын
Hospital
@qaypod10 жыл бұрын
please learn and infrom yourself that not all the people on the internet aren't native english speaker, and also sometime prefer to write in a more confortable way just because they are to lazy to spell check every comment they make. Have a good day sir
@031000ron112 жыл бұрын
@MrTakemehard You know america invented the internet, RIGHT?
@mariahhaarstick591 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@DTOWNRW1612 жыл бұрын
@TheReinaldomartinez im sorry i never saw the movie. But apparently in your mind not seeing a movie means someone isnt intelligent. Nice logic there. Sure your not from canada?
@ACMHK1112 жыл бұрын
@EyIchBinSowasVonBoss Didn't ask to be born here and automatically become a citizen of a nearly bankrupted nation.