Tom's New Glasses | Your Mom's House Ep. 722

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This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new transition glasses, and how Nadav feels about them, give an update on Nadav running the New York City Marathon, respond to emails about ED being cap, and reenact Rudy Giuliani’s scandalous audio transcripts. They watch videos of a cool truck stop proposition, more videos from the King and the “Columbia Cool Guy,” a pregnant non-binary person, another video from the infamous Nair hair removal guy, and some TikToks from an extremely productive mom, plus much more!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:35 - Opening Clip: Truck Stop Proposition
00:13:04 - The King Update
00:15:30 - Tom's New Glasses
00:18:33 - Trans Father
00:26:42 - Disney Mom
00:35:36 - Mantak Chia - Massage the Testicle
00:43:07 - Kevin Leonardo Follow Up
00:55:09 - Plug Focus
00:57:24 - Columbia Cool Guy Update
01:04:05 - CP's Cool Dad
01:07:56 - Rudy Giuliani Transcripts
01:15:17 - Looking for a Jewish Girlfriend Update
01:25:49 - Marathon Update
01:37:24 - ED is Cap Email
01:40:12 - Closing Song - "Point Of Personal Privilege" by Mr. Mobius

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@nicholasthompson8426 11 ай бұрын

Dr.Drew giving Lauren Compton a breast exam would break the internet.

@minniemidnight3018 11 ай бұрын

SPEAK!

@brashadams804 11 ай бұрын

we need this instructional video. For science

@vandam30 11 ай бұрын

@@brashadams804 I fucking love science

@Electricreflections369 11 ай бұрын

For science, art, and educations sake… make it happen. The world needs it

@korey6469 11 ай бұрын

This episode is top tier!! Haven’t laughed this hard in a while

@gnarleeinstrumentals 11 ай бұрын

My new fav bit is Tom playing vomit sounds over Christina and her ignoring them like a hardened soldier

@drhambone1598 11 ай бұрын

Shout out to Tom for getting the same glasses as Theo. So brave

@abbythecat7706 11 ай бұрын

🤫 it's a disguise

@bashfulseagull 11 ай бұрын

@@abbythecat7706 😂🏆😂

@jeffreytopnick4710 11 ай бұрын

Native saying "anti-transitional glasses" every time was hilarious

@mattpope764 11 ай бұрын

The funny part to me is that he corrected him incorrectly. They're called Transitions lenses.

@joshuagoldstein8116 11 ай бұрын

@@mattpope764This misgendering is further proof that Nadav is transphobic.

@jankowalski6338 11 ай бұрын

I don't think he's a native he's a Jew

@MrNicvdb 11 ай бұрын

So brave of Tom to confront Nadav on his anti-trans behaviour.

@euro51116 11 ай бұрын

it was disgusting and frankly needed to be addressed before I continued supporting this show

@merlin4real 11 ай бұрын

Nadav isn't anti trans, he was just surprised to learn Tom was transitioning.

@AlexandriaRose-hi6mt 11 ай бұрын

SO excited to watch Tammy's transition.

@InspectahReese 11 ай бұрын

@@AlexandriaRose-hi6mtI love when Tammy said when she’s fully transitioned she’s joining a woman’s amateur boxing club 🥊

@YourLastWish 11 ай бұрын

He's just open minded and doesn't mind being nose deep into the trans.

@AhmedMohammed-mu6sv 11 ай бұрын

I will stop watching ymh if he does

@merlin4real 11 ай бұрын

@AhmedMohammed-mu6sv lol, your fanhood is awful fickle. I bet he would have interesting things to say during and after.

@Matthewtaylorn 11 ай бұрын

"Next time, don't wash there so long." is a line that only a great father could think of on the spot like that. Amazing.

@isaacmartinez7557 11 ай бұрын

Two episodes in a row with just the mommies? You guys are doing good!!

@KylieAnne1995 11 ай бұрын

They definitely do seem happier and stress free now that he isnt touring. This episode shows it the most for sure.

@aprilecotton2060 11 ай бұрын

When u dont have to work that happens

@BoolyK 11 ай бұрын

Touring is brutal according to musicians and comedians. But then again all jobs are

@tickandslug 11 ай бұрын

@@BoolyKimagine having to work every single day. Sounds like a nightmare...

@bryanpinto4051 11 ай бұрын

but when you have 2 psycho boys at home it IS work.@@aprilecotton2060

@Bittamin 11 ай бұрын

@@BoolyKI remember 12 years ago I thought it would be my dream to want to tour, now I’ve said enough horrible shit online that not only would I be instantly cancelled, but I don’t wanna leave the state let alone the city 😂

@colbywagner4672 11 ай бұрын

Nadav missed the perfect line of “I love black frames, I have plenty of black frames”

@anthonyzullo 11 ай бұрын

AYO I CAME TO THE COMMENTS BECAUSE I HATE THAT THEY MISSED THAT BANGER! smh! "I got black frames I work with!"

@Ophelia_Pain 11 ай бұрын

Haha!! I was thinking that too!!!

@brianthomas8411 11 ай бұрын

Some of my best frames are black

@grantpowell4135 11 ай бұрын

I guess we should send him to the stadium then all in favor say I

@kmartinquadeuce 11 ай бұрын

Lol he owns many strong, imported, black frames

@caliguladelucifer699 8 ай бұрын

That Disney Land mom is basically female Patrick Bateman, fantastic monologues lol

@Smokehunt 11 ай бұрын

Nadav consistently adding the '-itional glasses!' killed me XD

@DaCuCat 11 ай бұрын

I'm a public high school art teacher, so... I'm paid to play. Art's also about critical thinking. Tom and Christina are my favorites. I love comedy, and they're great. I just wanted to take a rare posting moment to say how much joy it brings me to see Tom in such a present state. I watch this show every week for years. This one just hit different. Oh yea, I'm a big J too. Maybe Tom's more relaxed because that massive tour is done. Who knows. It's great to see Tom in such a joyous state. Christina and Tom bring me so much laughter, I'm just happy to see them happy and doing it for real.

@coffeeabuse 11 ай бұрын

The clock in Disney Mom's room reads anywhere between 11:00 and 11:25 when she says it's 7:00 AM wth

@_Lag_ 11 ай бұрын

This woman just made me realize how lucky I was growing up. I’m going to call my parents right now and thank them for never putting me through this.

@marmas5 11 ай бұрын

Who? Christine? Ya me too.

@sarahlowell3763 11 ай бұрын

She makes me feel better about my shitty dad but I'm not calling that mf!! 😂

@MattH-wg7ou 11 ай бұрын

That trucker's "No sir" was the most polite BJ turndown I've ever heard lmao

@Tybolt1 11 ай бұрын

Shouldn't have recorded him for internet, very rude!!!

@RD-qb7sd 11 ай бұрын

Only one I've ever heard!

@benworkman831 11 ай бұрын

@@Tybolt1 shut up lol

@squatchit5700 11 ай бұрын

@@Tybolt1 maybe that old guy shouldn't go up to random people and proposition them while they're working lol

@luciferigno408 11 ай бұрын

I don't tangle with lot lizards anymore.

@mrcyrilfiggus 11 ай бұрын

Oh my God, I get more second hand anxiety from that mom with the 4 kids than Tom gets from the cave explorer videos

@nottomclancy2439 11 ай бұрын

That woman is my biggest nightmare.

@merrelmj 11 ай бұрын

That boy’s and girl’s is suburban meth use

@agrother 11 ай бұрын

The fact that she has to set up all those shots and photos... good god.

@RyanGetLow 11 ай бұрын

That woman is not stable. I admire her organization skills, but I'd love to see a video of her where she's losing her god damn mind because someone through off her scheduled life.

@Rebma12 11 ай бұрын

It makes my eyeballs vibrate…..and I hate it

@johnduchamre3406 11 ай бұрын

I just need to know that anyone was laughing as hard as me when Christina put up her hand. I was in tears. I am not a bad person.

@LeoTheGunner 11 ай бұрын

what was the timestamp?

@dtroutmann 11 ай бұрын

One of her daily itineraries for vacation would be my entire week

@tedkemp9912 11 ай бұрын

Tom is always smirking, I love how his brain works. 😂

@Ryan_Carder 11 ай бұрын

Tim just glassin' with his new glasses

@nsh1980gmail 11 ай бұрын

Gunna drop that moose right on his ass

@RedZedHeadTV 11 ай бұрын

We were just sweeping through this meadow - big long huge meadow - and my transitions kicked in

@malicioustactics6846 11 ай бұрын

Fool jacked them from Theo 😂

@LangstonDev 11 ай бұрын

New glass glassin'

@jaydenhawthorne4002 11 ай бұрын

I'm on the floor pissing myself laughing at mommy putting her hands up. I'm in tears 😂😂😂

@lesliemarvin160 9 ай бұрын

We are full of anxiety and we listen to you to help us with these morning routines. I have a similar daily routine.

@phoenixx6490 11 ай бұрын

I love how he Dissed Theo for his glasses, Then got the same ones

@in_the_building1 11 ай бұрын

Lmfao!!!!! 😂

@tokinloud2775 11 ай бұрын

If you can't beat em, join em 😂

@nickb9379 11 ай бұрын

My guess is they were his the whole time 😂

@winestore_grindcore3223 11 ай бұрын

Has anyone actually SEEN Theo Von lately? Maybe somejeans should do a welfare check 🧐

@brodelicious 11 ай бұрын

They have shared many things in life, glasses, Christine, a love for Louisiana…

@channelPGH 11 ай бұрын

“What’s sad?” “They get ten dollars” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jakobmorningstar 11 ай бұрын

Hearing Nadav talk about the marathon I can tell he’s gonna fucking kill it… keep it up man

@Mr123thepassion 11 ай бұрын

It feels so good to have the mommies back! Awesome to see these loose stress, free episodes! Fuck the two-year tour.

@McCarthyJohn100 11 ай бұрын

Christine really had some great input today. She even raised her hand to contribute some interesting ideas.

@sunnyside9273 11 ай бұрын

Classic Hungarian hand raising technique

@piccologna9735 11 ай бұрын

Im glad shes really learning her place now

@MikeDubbau 11 ай бұрын

Haven't heard Mommy meow in a while. It's going to be a good one.

@phaedrus1267 11 ай бұрын

Was thinking the same thing! She is fully meow meow in the intro. Going to be a wild ride!

@commanderjonson2610 11 ай бұрын

Kitty got that perrrrrcocet lol

@cheesecurds45 11 ай бұрын

Meow meow meow meowwwww

@travis8106 11 ай бұрын

Done with the meows I skip the intro every time now.

@dylanherron3963 11 ай бұрын

There's always the one guy that feels the need to tell people how annoying a certain quirk is in a thread of people finding said quirk cute, HEYBROGOODSHITLITERALLYNOBODYCARES @@travis8106

@MerleKellyMusic 11 ай бұрын

Tom's impression of his dad was the best!

@robdagr8te 11 ай бұрын

“You just find your daddy demarco and he’s like you gotta finger ya ass” deserved way more laughs

@chriswilson3698 11 ай бұрын

I love Nadav bullying Tom lol

@oralchange 11 ай бұрын

Putting Unc Shine's portrait next to RPC is definitely gonna piss him off 😂

@NyxaGrayheart 11 ай бұрын

I know I can't wait, they so did that on purpose

@user-jj2zo6lr2q 11 ай бұрын

Oh... It did. It's a whole thing

@naomianthony3601 11 ай бұрын

@@NyxaGrayheartw

@AlexandriaRose-hi6mt 11 ай бұрын

Unc shine is just jealous of RPC its frankly disrespectful. They should put Unc shine at leasst two cool guys away from RPC as a gesture of goodwill so RPC knows he's still their guy.

@leviclark3830 11 ай бұрын

I'm hitting Garth's social media hard today. 😂

@dylanherron3963 11 ай бұрын

Heh heh heh hahah... heyyy, War sucks, heh heh haha Support Ukraine

@jarnold1789 11 ай бұрын

Good work, mommy

@dylanherron3963 11 ай бұрын

@@jarnold1789 it's good protocol

@Slinkx 10 ай бұрын

Slava Tom "hamsandwich" Segura.

@mikealphatangosierracharli9589 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service, Sir.

@kaylaaranda1029 11 ай бұрын

This podcast was just what I needed 😂❤

@lovemeeme14forever 11 ай бұрын

toms impression of Xtina’s dad is soooo funny he’s really a gift

@drmanhattanshog 11 ай бұрын

Props to Bobby for shooting his shot tho, that took* bravery.

@crazypath573 11 ай бұрын

You misspelled severe mental illness

@CCitis 11 ай бұрын

Clearly a veteran

@jameschestnut7786 11 ай бұрын

Retired lot lizard 🦎 soliciting from the porch.

@HIIMEMILYNICOLE 11 ай бұрын

The transitional lenses are the epitome of cool dad status

@aerialauble2322 11 ай бұрын

Omg I'm belly laughing at 1:13. This is my favorite episode in a long time. Keep featherin' it mommies.

@flying_nimbus7852 10 ай бұрын

Why do Christina and Tom look like Jared and and Brandy from storage wars? Lol

@chrisdear1033 11 ай бұрын

The video editor is getting more and more chaotic with these cuts during the intro song. Love it.

@erikds6338 11 ай бұрын

I stayed at that exact resort in Cabo this june. The shot where he jumps into the pool is a resort pool. That was our pool. It's a timeshare. They may own a property there, but it's a timeshare resort.

@drewm14 11 ай бұрын

I get such joy from hearing the Big Dog impression.

@bagofsunshine1985 11 ай бұрын

Another round of who can get cancelled first 😂. Man I love them ❤❤❤

@ericdistefano3810 11 ай бұрын

Tom’s glasses make him look like a top tier shot caller with the Aryan Brotherhood. When he smiles it’s like they just did a hit on another gang.

@dancinggold17 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@alberttang6955 11 ай бұрын

His AB nickname: "Bottles"

@LangstonDev 11 ай бұрын

@@alberttang6955"Ham Sandwich"

@Jpw333 11 ай бұрын

Toms glasses are literally those prank disguise glasses you buy but without the fake plastic nose

@MunicipalityCity 11 ай бұрын

They're big enough to fit several camera lenses inside

@crazypath573 11 ай бұрын

But they are TREEENNNNDDDDY

@bladdpoucette4118 11 ай бұрын

I love you two to death ❤ you guys are my all time favorite comedians of all time and your husband and wife lmao

@kelancromer670 11 ай бұрын

"This is...nope....bad...it's a bad bit...". *cackles and roars of laughter

@jddelarosa 11 ай бұрын

Listening to Nadav getting pumped gets ME pumped!! Going to the gym tonight. Thanks Nadav!!!!

@apexmma9425 11 ай бұрын

"See if you can find her feed" .. "or don't" best line of the whole show 😂

@tcferguson9587 11 ай бұрын

The guy tryna pickup women at the end, reminds me of when bobby boucher calls captain insano 😂

@Ramsdestroy 11 ай бұрын

Dudeee I love the intro. Especially when Christian dings in with her own beats lol

@benjaminparker2551 11 ай бұрын

LOL @ Charo for thinking everything is pornographic. One Thanksgiving my cousins and I were watching the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader halftime show. My grandma walked in and said “are y’all watching naked girls dance on television?” My cousin replied “Sadly they’re not naked yet!” 😂

@drugstoreman1 11 ай бұрын

it’s gonna be a good show if we get the meows from mommy jeans

@yaboispudpud 11 ай бұрын

@@ChipMunkz-uh2oynobody's stopping you except your own ego Bubby.😂

@justkingearl6653 11 ай бұрын

Love the MUHFXCKNG MEOWMEOWS

@yaboispudpud 11 ай бұрын

@@ChipMunkz-uh2oy stop giving a fuck what a bunch of nobody's think and meow to your heart's content, my friend. 😂

@sissyofFreemont 11 ай бұрын

Meow meow meow-meowwwww.

@joej1323 11 ай бұрын

😅😊

@Sp00kyGxth1k 11 ай бұрын

I love that after watching this I start getting transitional lenses ads on Facebook 😂

@acelight25 11 ай бұрын

Love an episode with just the mommies !!!!

@user-md1we6dt5l 11 ай бұрын

Tom sees the future with those glasses, and it's bright.

@justkingearl6653 11 ай бұрын

D’elia babyyy… Feutch is BriiiIiiight 😎

@Tha1leeG 11 ай бұрын

I can see what he’s thinking in those bad boys!! 😂- loving the content

@toymanbricks 11 ай бұрын

Oh man is that a diving board in my pocket?

@urinetrubble4550 11 ай бұрын

Maybe G will unblock him now 🤷🏻‍♂️

@obiedatv 11 ай бұрын

I turn into a telescope with Tom's glasses

@WheezyTsunami 10 ай бұрын

I was crying at the glasses bit and the shirt 😂😂😂

@ajfiveohfour 10 ай бұрын

Nadav: I am pro black…frames. Welcome to Texas!😂

@ish474 11 ай бұрын

I know a couple of tattoo artists in New York City who would definitely tattoo Nadav right where he collapses if he doesn't finish the marathon. Just Nadav passed out shirtless in the gutter getting tattooed as wheelchair teams stream past him on their way to finishing like winners

@mysticapprentice 10 ай бұрын

"right where he collapses" 🤣😂😂

@user27920 11 ай бұрын

YMH gives me good day vibes, thanks Tom Ham and Christ P

@spencerst.dennis1339 11 ай бұрын

Cameras and lighting are MAJORLY improved. Perfect now. Nice job Enny!

@Hungryhipoe 11 ай бұрын

The mom taking videos of her kids lives would be my worst nightmare as a kid. It would be the never-ending “kids hold on we need to take a video” that would drive me insane.

@19mychaellee71 11 ай бұрын

That fellow at 12:56 is absolutely Tom and Bert's lovechild.

@greypeterson628 11 ай бұрын

Let’s see the YMH surprise sensitivity training for Nadav to learn about transition lenses and how to properly talk about them in the workplace

@KillianTwew 11 ай бұрын

The amount of joy Tom gets from imagining Natav's life completely and utterly fucked up is fun.

@user-ch9zx5us7x 11 ай бұрын

"Don't do this to my family." I died a bit

@Damitche024 11 ай бұрын

Don’t take this Nadav! I think you should incorporate Bert’s shirtless look around the office next

@JUiCE.. 11 ай бұрын

It's a good thing YMH is sponsored by Manscaped for all the *_BEARDING PERSONS_*

@joshp3144 11 ай бұрын

It's bearded specimens some people don't identify as a person 🙄

@robinmalette 11 ай бұрын

Such a good one. You guys are awesome ❤

@zarsinoe2467 7 ай бұрын

that Giuliani reading sounded so much like Dave’s lemonade channel reading the chat logs from ‘ to catch a predator ‘😸

@johnnybones190 11 ай бұрын

Best birthday present ever = new episode of YMH 🖤 thanks Jeans

@davidosorio4249 11 ай бұрын

Happy buttday mommy

@jdl2962 11 ай бұрын

I’m gay

@BjsSkates 11 ай бұрын

@@jdl2962That's cap

@michellef9465 11 ай бұрын

HBD

@adammoore9772 11 ай бұрын

I want Tom to be Nadav’s running buddy just to see Christina fall apart 😂

@dianau7612 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@soupstheman143 11 ай бұрын

It would be Wineception, Wine’O’geddon, the Winepocalypse….

@straightnobraker4677 11 ай бұрын

Giuliani stuff had me rolling 😂

@kimr2352 11 ай бұрын

I would love for Tom to do the marathon too so they can see who finishes fastest n all that jazz. I think they would both be motivated

@justrantingtheblues 11 ай бұрын

Been a few weeks since we've gotten a Christine meow...best way to start the day!

@LORDOFTWIRLS 11 ай бұрын

Just got back from the bar and they release this masterpiece! Love it but i don’t like the throw up sounds right now lol

@b.newsome8696 11 ай бұрын

I laughed out of my skull when Tim said "bad bit"

@Thaezix 11 ай бұрын

58:56 Tom is never happier than when he goes dark....love it.

@18raya 11 ай бұрын

Can't wait to see Tom to start rocking his fanny pack to match his glasses.

@Buckeye11000 11 ай бұрын

I can't wait to see "Mom of 4 prepares for divorce and custody hearing because Dad is over the bullshit and is getting the kids away from this psychopath"

@CCitis 11 ай бұрын

Guaranteed that fam has serious skeletons. Probably a cuck husband, he probably has chicas on the side

@itz_definitive133 11 ай бұрын

Wish I could make it to your shows in Canada guys! Keep ‘em high and tight and always follow proto ! 💯

@icemanjones21 11 ай бұрын

This episode made me truly relate to Dr Drew, everything about that guys videos is just sad, but you guys make it hilarious 🥲🥲🤣🤣

@nickenciso5220 11 ай бұрын

That's why Nadav moved to Austin.... No Trans-continental flights!

@murkwell17 11 ай бұрын

"I wake up at 4:15am and immediately blast a line of angel dust before I sprint to the gym while checking my email"

@danmar1122able 11 ай бұрын

I swear to fuckin God, I thought I was having a stroke when they started reading those transcripts . I almost pulled over lol

@XbraveheartX87 11 ай бұрын

i turn into a telescope on wednesdays with a new YMH with todd and christine !

@colleenarruda 11 ай бұрын

the more Christina said she didn’t want Tom to do the marathon the more you could see he was considering it 😂

@cassychavez9105 11 ай бұрын

Easily my favorite episode of my favorite podcast ❤ ❤ ❤

@igpiedra 11 ай бұрын

Loved this episode of YMH, how is the weather there, here it was raining yesterday , now is not, hope you have a great blessed day

@dummysplash 11 ай бұрын

Christine has serious new money energy with that outfit

@sarazara159 11 ай бұрын

Her and Tom need stylists asap 😂

@chrstphrluis2206 11 ай бұрын

Well it’s toms money mostly but ya

@mrjones4680 11 ай бұрын

Tom's face with those glasses looks like his Nose should be attached to the Frames like a bugs bunny disguise

@KingWizard6717 11 ай бұрын

I can't unsee this now

@owenboyle7220 11 ай бұрын

Holy shit you are so right. Cannot unsee that. Wouldn't be surprised if his nose comes off when the glasses do.

@obxtres 11 ай бұрын

How this Tik Tok @ 29:27 really tryna act like it’s 7:00AM when the clock says 10:30AM on the wall 😭

@martinrodhson 11 ай бұрын

Awesome episode!! 😅😅 The best ones are, in my humble opinion, when it’s only Christine and Thomas (and the boot boys of course) in the studio.

@Belznis 11 ай бұрын

I like where Nedav is going, true that posting those things will show you the results and it is also kind of a log. Can be an app, can be just your social post. First the weight really goes down slowly, but once you get a routine, it goes faster. I hope he sticks to his new routine.