Tom Saves America w/ Chris Porter | Your Mom's House Ep. 706

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Watch Chris Porter’s new KZfaq special “There’s No Money In Babies” available now: • Chris Porter: There's ... Tom Segura and Christina P are so incredibly excited for the Enny VS Ryan basketball game! Tom’s new soundboard is officially up and running, Christina shares some spoiler alerts, and shares things that made you laugh growing up that still make you laugh. Tom continues the fight for our country in virtual reality and the mommies discuss body inclusivity.
Then we welcome stand up comedian Chris Porter! We discuss wild snoring habits, totally being okay with not doing stuff with your spouse, airplane seating BS, and the Segura’s getting an invitation to the The White House! We learn more about blind people, Blind Bob, and quiz Christina on the difference between more animals. Then we wrap up with torturing Chris with some TikTok!
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KZfaq Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro - Basketball and Spoilers
00:07:18 - Opening Clip And Things That Make You Laugh
00:17:22 - Tom Continues To Fight For Our Country
00:26:11 - Traveling As A Fat Person
00:42:11 - Chris Porter Intro
00:45:37 - Back to VR
00:55:40 - Snoring and Fitness
01:03:00 - Events and Flight Without Your Spouse
01:14:19 - White House
01:18:47 - Blind People and Attraction
01:22:48 - Seals vs Sea Lions and Blind Bob
01:31:57 - TikToks

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@AaronJ9610 Жыл бұрын

I'd like to pause for a moment to thank Tim for his service. And to condemn Christine for attempting to steal his valor and diminish his accomplishments

@illuminahde Жыл бұрын

He fights to protect her freedoms.

@dylanstorie8988 Жыл бұрын

Oh captain my captain

@jaysonofgigachad9795 Жыл бұрын

🫡

@jasonwinterton9369 Жыл бұрын

Toms captain Marcel I need backup.

@maximilianraley2457 Жыл бұрын

@Goodb0b All Hail Tim Fallujah!

@Qurisx Жыл бұрын

I have a friend in Bulgaria that told me he wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for Tom. Thanks tom, for your service.

@kylebowers9012 Жыл бұрын

Does anyone know the name of the vr game Tom was talking about the space one trying to find it but don’t know the name please and thank you

@Stephenkillam Жыл бұрын

Onward

@kylebowers9012 Жыл бұрын

@@Stephenkillam no i know that one that’s the army game I’m talking about the space walk one he was talking about

@Qurisx Жыл бұрын

@@kylebowers9012 I think its, Home - A VR Spacewalk

@snoookie456 Жыл бұрын

I'm from Bulgaria and I probably too wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for Tom.

@marywyman6026 Жыл бұрын

Christina: I dont waste my time playing video games Also Christina: I get drunk and play bingo with other moms

@Christopher-md7tf Жыл бұрын

She also spends god knows how many hours on Tiktok every week lmao

@mynameismud420 Жыл бұрын

Shes fully toked dude. Pushitsky effect. Shes basically half re+@*4€4.

@macarena1234 Жыл бұрын

@@Christopher-md7tf Still love her tho ngl

@joeyg29jgjg Жыл бұрын

@@macarena1234 oh yeah the hypocrisy of her making fun of things is so funny lmao she's great

@snoookie456 Жыл бұрын

It has been my experience that women who feel the need to constantly tell you they don't play video games cause it's a waste of time are usually the type of women that just go outside, sit on a bench for 2 hours and watch a youtube cooking channel or their insta feed.

@dbstelly Жыл бұрын

My wife walks in the room while I’m laughing and she says, “you watching your husband and wife videos?” Yea, yea dear.😂

@Pheyora Жыл бұрын

🥹 she loves you💐

@rebekahgossett5500 Жыл бұрын

Tom don’t let that blonde civilian put you down. Thank you for your service, hero! 🙏

@BaconNarls Жыл бұрын

Make that broad grateful for your service, dont let her shit on you like those tali

@ScorpionP2C Жыл бұрын

Im guessing she wants her sons to be meat pockets. True shame.

@617jmurtagh Жыл бұрын

She’s lucky to have you protecting her God damnit!!!! To be honest can you imagine if there really was an intruder in their house so instead of Tom grabbing a real gun and chasing off the criminal he’s locked into playing a game and is oblivious to what’s going on at all. Lol😂

@agentmueller Жыл бұрын

@@ScorpionP2CShe wants Ellis to become RPC after tim and crystal die and the boys blow through their millions. She wants that boy to get turned out like homework. Stolen valor!

@Toad_McLoad Жыл бұрын

@@ScorpionP2C To be fair; any person that legitimately WANTS their kids to join the military is probably a bad parent.

@ajordanbrownproduction Жыл бұрын

My favorite part of any Nadav laugh is when he mutes his mic right as it’s about to get loud. He’s such a company man.

@8thlvlMage Жыл бұрын

My favorite part was when he was on vacation for a month.

@violetpee308 Жыл бұрын

@@8thlvlMage 💀

@johngavin1448 Жыл бұрын

Me too man. Me too

@ajordanbrownproduction Жыл бұрын

@@8thlvlMage “on vacation” is a weird way to say “at rehab”

@grimeyass Жыл бұрын

And u can still hear em

@NoalFarstrider Жыл бұрын

Tom, Bert, Ari, and Joe playing VR Combat would be HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@toolegittoquit789 Жыл бұрын

Chris Porter's standup is insanely underrated!!! Didn't know he had a new special out -- stoked to give it a listen!

@JakeAnthonyRuns Жыл бұрын

This show has done more to make me a straight sized person than any other influence in my life.

@mrs.h2725 Жыл бұрын

Lol I promise that fat chick’s mentality is uh hundred percent t a result of living in the American delusional entitlement bubble. I traveled to Europe (Norway) for the first time when I was about 170. What would be considered curvy or a bit chunky in the states. In Norway it was literally impossible to find clothing in most stores, the chairs are tiny if you’ve got a big booty, and even the stairways are skinny af lol. But amazingly, instead of going on the news to complain that the world isn’t accommodating my fatness I just lost some weight so I could enjoy more things in life. Shocking I know 😌

@MrsStudley1 Жыл бұрын

Idk why everyone thinks companies need to cater to the minority of people. If you're too fat, lose weight lol. I was 215 and now I'm 170 🤷‍♀️ I went to the gym and stopped eating as much. I'm tall but I don't expect everything to fit me because I'm literally taller than 98% of women and 60% of men. It's ridiculous.

@marcelloscarpino6213 Жыл бұрын

@@MrsStudley1 who asked?

@nicknackpaddiwack30 Жыл бұрын

Lol that lady said she does everything possible to "make herself smaller" on an airplane except for diet and exercise.

@bellacton Жыл бұрын

@@MrsStudley1 super cool story

@lowprofosho Жыл бұрын

NGL a stream of Tom, Enny, Nadav, and the boys playing VR would be HILARIOUS.

@murkwell17 Жыл бұрын

The injury video of Tom afterwards would be even HILARIOUSER

@mrs.h2725 Жыл бұрын

I want Tina in it to, even tho I know she’ll be the stereotypical chick walking her character into a wall in the corner saying ‘I don’t get it! How do I turn??’

@dageki_gg Жыл бұрын

I WOULD LOVE THIS

@danielbolivar1931 Жыл бұрын

throw Christine in there too and watch her change her mind lol

@valve_is_better294 Жыл бұрын

Bro having them play terrorist hunt

@starnmiller Жыл бұрын

I’ve literally had a window seat next to someone who was overweight and I was crushed up against the wall/window because she was spilling into my seat. Neither of us were probably comfortable but I don’t know how that’s now my problem..

@forgottenwisdoms Жыл бұрын

I'm 400lbs and totally agree on what the were saying about fat people. Ive lost over 50lbs and still going. Being fat is a choice. Its self neglect emotionally and physically. We need to talk about it more.

@RawrXD27 Жыл бұрын

As a 6'6 man over 400lbs who's currently working on weight loss I can't even comprehend how your mind gets as twisted as that fat woman. I've never gone anywhere and seen a weight limit sign and gotten angry that there is one. It's my own fault I let myself get this heavy that's why I'm working to fix it. Also Tommy thanks for your service 🫡

@39f3r93r Жыл бұрын

Im 6 foot 4 and weigh 300lbs. However, when I was 240lbs in high school, I was at 15% body fat and still couldn’t fit comfortably on a plane. Planes truly only fat shame because they don’t want to lose money. Ever seat they make bigger is profit lost. This is the first episode I feel like Tom and Christina are being unreasonable. They were both fat for like 15+ years until they got a hit podcast and millions of dollars. Let’s see Tom go work as a Registered Nurse 4 twelve hour shifts a week and see how skinny he is. He has no idea how lucky he is with his career and money to be able to be so stress free to afford healthy food and a trainer. Hell, he’s even on testosterone. The majority of society can’t even afford health insurance to afford testosterone. He lost a long time fan on this one. REALLLLL out of touch with society Tom. News flash, you’re still fat bud. You’re just not morbidly obese anymore.

@WBOMBS1232 Жыл бұрын

We need more gay sized people like you. Good luck on your journey! Hope your jeans get low and loose for all the right reasons

@cwasson68 Жыл бұрын

Good luck king! Stay disciplined, stay consistent, and stay strong... The results will always come in due time

@imoffendedthatyouroffended5173 Жыл бұрын

@@WBOMBS1232 😂😂😂😂

@davem.4705 Жыл бұрын

@@WBOMBS1232 best comment for sure

@melissamorgan2698 Жыл бұрын

As a woman who also identifies as a house can tell you for sure I hate my body. These “ body positive” influencers are only enabling addicts who are looking for excuses to not stop using their drug of choice. We need to seek help for this issue. This is why I am seeking help for my addiction to food. Christine made an excellent point, we wear our addiction on our sleeves. Our very large sleeves 😂 we houses need to get our collective shit together.

@EvoMonsters Жыл бұрын

you're awesome melissa, wishing you all the best on your journey, you can do it!

@NyxaGrayheart Жыл бұрын

yeye just get after it and try your best all anyone can do

@JustinDayIsAnExtraCoolGuy Жыл бұрын

Amen sister! This sort of honesty is what will make you the exception and the exceptional

@gari4219 Жыл бұрын

You got this!

@jeremyk_541 Жыл бұрын

You are a legend of comedy for this

@pvstocker Жыл бұрын

Chris Porter is one of my favorites, love his style.. he needs to be on this show more!

@jwallace3382 Жыл бұрын

I sat next to one of these swimsuit models recently around 400lb. This beast made it for our flight miserable. I’m 6’5 and muscular not fat at all and she said to the flight attendant she didn’t have room because of my size and I laughed out loud. It didn’t go over well

@chummy94 Жыл бұрын

The way Nadav rubs his hands together every time gambling is brought up 😂

@davidpaz4119 Жыл бұрын

I can't tell if it's a long-con or real because of shit like this lol

@briakan Жыл бұрын

@@davidpaz4119 it’s the best real long con ever.

@Toad_McLoad Жыл бұрын

Very "J" of him.

@wpBill Жыл бұрын

It appears the propaganda wrote itself

@samdavis456 Жыл бұрын

I can tell the difference between Cheetahs and Alligators because of this show 🙌❤

@samdavis456 Жыл бұрын

Alligators are lean and fast. Cheetahs are chompy in the water 💦

@YantisOm Жыл бұрын

@@samdavis456 gah I always get those mixed up... Thanks for clarifying!

@RolandSpecialSauce Жыл бұрын

I know I can't tell the difference between elephants and giraffes.

@samdavis456 Жыл бұрын

@@RolandSpecialSauce yeh they’re both way too big to tell apart

@Dabro1010 Жыл бұрын

Cheetahs will drown you under the water, Alligators are blind and like to listen to you on the toilet

@sammcclain129 Жыл бұрын

"I wouldn't even say it's VR. I'd say I was really there." 😂 😂 😂

@garageganggyms Жыл бұрын

Gotta quit listening to these when I'm working out 😂😂 tough to lift heavy shit when you're laughing but... worth it!

@Bigdog5400 Жыл бұрын

As a straight sized person, I always pray I never get stuck next to someone like her on the airplane

@HanTheProphet Жыл бұрын

you gotta be a real asshole to be that big and not fly first class, I know its pricey but I would just not go til I could afford it, or lose the weight

@InspectahReese Жыл бұрын

@Kenneth Hardcastle use them for warm like a ton ton from Star Wars

@philliphayden2727 Жыл бұрын

I've told told this story on KZfaq before, but it seems time to retell it. Got put in between two 300 pounders who were friends so I was getting fat girl spit in my hair and sweaty thighs all over me. Door closed for takeoff, and 30 seconds later the door opened again and the stewardess asked if anyone could take a later flight. I won the hands up, got the free first class ticket, $500 to gamble in the airport, and dinner anywhere I wanted. Also got First Class on my next flight, 3 hours later. Life was good that day.

@joshuabrown3376 Жыл бұрын

As a fat poor myself, im sorry for sitting next to you on that southwest flight but im glad u weren't another fat poor. I hate sitting next to fat poors also.

@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 Жыл бұрын

@@joshuabrown3376 I got sandwiched between two of you on a spirit flight a couple years ago...I still remember the claustrophobia. Though, it was obvious from the way they looked at each other that they were glad they had me as a buffer in between them...the one dude with the window seat fell asleep ON ME multiple times. That's what I get for booking a $78 flight to Florida lol. We can't all get the small quiet asian woman with headphones and a mask. To be fair though, sitting next to someone who orders coffee on a 4am flight and won't STFU the whole flight while you're clearly trying to sleep is arguably as bad or worse. At least the bigger dudes were quiet while they smothered me.

@Graham_Rob Жыл бұрын

Chris Porter’s “Ugly and Angry” is still one of my favorite specials of all time. Can’t wait to see this new one.

@br6768 Жыл бұрын

Its on youtube.. so good. _"There's No Money In Babies"_

@brandonrichard3634 Жыл бұрын

“Lost and Alone” is a hidden gem

@DeeDee-wb6zy Жыл бұрын

37:26 I love how Tom describes how the flight attendant knows when you need a seat belt extender😂😂😂

@Aidizzle13 Жыл бұрын

Haha Fr funniest part

@davestastebuds7245 Жыл бұрын

Chris is the best! Tom, I sleep better at night knowing you're on the wall. I don't think it's right that Christine rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that you provide, then questions the manner in which you provide it. Thank you for your service.

@CopelandSSB Жыл бұрын

I'd like to give a shoutout to YMH for releasing in the AM so I can listen throughout my workday. Thanks!

@yoBigWave Жыл бұрын

Christina playing bingo with depressed moms is hilarious.

@MrSen4lifE Жыл бұрын

At least she's not wasting her time.

@YoMama9021 Жыл бұрын

@Dave Lane why are you even here?

@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын

@Dave Lane thats subjective, highly subjective especially when she had paying comedy writing etc jobs long before Tom did. And there's definately nothing "hog" about her, but with a comment like that Im sure you're such a catch🙄

@thestraydog Жыл бұрын

@Dave Lane Going through your comment history has told me one thing: you need to get back on your meds. It's pretty fuckin creepy

@crashjz Жыл бұрын

@Dave Lane Christina P > Dave Lane

@DeeDee-wb6zy Жыл бұрын

34:16 I’m HOWLING at this bit! “You eat too much” 😂

@ullrich Жыл бұрын

Being mad at the cruise ship because you might break a toilet is like being mad at Chevy because you might wreck a car when you drive drunk. The problem is your addiction. Get help. You deserve it, and you owe it to yourself, but no one has to accomodate your addiction.

@valve_is_better294 Жыл бұрын

I’ll sleep much safer knowing Tom is out there fighting for my safety and freedom, thank you comrade segura

@brandonrichard3634 Жыл бұрын

“There’s no better feeling than killing the enemy”

@delvanebby9908 Жыл бұрын

As a Midwesterner, I fully support going to the lake and lighting shit on fire

@nolongerblocked6210 Жыл бұрын

Same

@chetjump5744 Жыл бұрын

I moved to the Midwest 6 years ago and the amount of times I’ve been invited to light things on fire has been shocking and indeed fun as shit

@digitalsalsas Жыл бұрын

who dey

@KristofKristoferos Жыл бұрын

Christine: "I am so unattracted to men who play video games" The boys discuss video games Christine grumbles: "I wanna play video games"

@metalmusicrocks11234 Жыл бұрын

Chris Porter is one of my favorite comedians. Seen him live and I've seen Ugly and Angry like 5 times. So good to see him on YMH.

@Pablo_da_god Жыл бұрын

The fact that Tom plays onward is absolutely amazing 😭😭.

@tyler4418 Жыл бұрын

That grin of pure enjoyment on Tom's face when Chris says he has a Switch 🤣

@JasonMaxwellsRcHobbies Жыл бұрын

Tom was in Fellujah making 6 Bulgarians touch his camera through the fence and he saved the fucking day! He's a HERO

@LukeH930 Жыл бұрын

Cutting to Nadav rubbing his Jingers together when Tom mentioned gambling was hilarious 😆

@BrittonCourseu-rh8jc Жыл бұрын

Lmfqp jingers

@johnpaterson1984 Жыл бұрын

Jew fingers! Dunno if it was a typo or deliberate. First time I've heard the term. From Urban Dictionary: Jingers Describes the action of a person who is a penny-pincher or very cheap taking anything they can get for free. A combination of Jew and fingers. Is seen on comedy central presents Rachel Feinstein.

@LukeH930 Жыл бұрын

@johnpaterson1984 as much as I love to take credit, the term "Jingers" was coined in a Rachel Feinstein bit.

@boogrlovr Жыл бұрын

i love y'all mommies thanks for giving me some free entertainment to keep me distracted at work so that i can remain a fat poor ❤

@miramirez3574 Жыл бұрын

❤️‍🔥

@michellef9465 Жыл бұрын

Wash rags for you too, huh? 😂

@boogrlovr Жыл бұрын

@@michellef9465 you already know! lol

@Angel_Dust_And_Nuggsy Жыл бұрын

😂

@jm389017 Жыл бұрын

"13... Heinz Ketchup?!" Christina kills me everytime! @44:29

@BenDover-de7tf Жыл бұрын

Lmao wtf 🤣🤣 was she thinking of the 57 that's on the bottle bc she totally lost me there

@H3H3HEE Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service Tom 🫡🫡🫡

@marklachney420 Жыл бұрын

"I wouldn't try a canoe" 😂

@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын

The rap at the end was fire.

@timgonzales2891 Жыл бұрын

Enny about to get smoked if he doesnt practice

@TurbulenttJuice Жыл бұрын

He needs the humility in his life. I hope he gets destroyed

@modularoutput Жыл бұрын

" I just get high alot....got stuff to do....." A real winner's mentality

@T25de Жыл бұрын

We’re gonna see his butthole most likely

@timgonzales2891 Жыл бұрын

@@modularoutput funny thing is, he probably actually believes that lol

@timgonzales2891 Жыл бұрын

@@TurbulenttJuice you aren't wrong.

@twistedfocus Жыл бұрын

You know the “Straight weight” lady has eaten nachos out of that sombrero.

@SilleeJimi Жыл бұрын

God damn dude, I'm wheezing 😂😂😂

@krishoward1360 Жыл бұрын

You and your wife both use the iconic “nahh” When you’re saying “no” 😂🤣

@spencersablan8765 Жыл бұрын

The laughter in the background levels up this show lol

@caseyhelton8772 Жыл бұрын

Wish there were sticker versions of the Cool Guy portraits. I’d buy them all

@zac.s Жыл бұрын

Or small size versions of the cool guy portraits.

@dntgvafuk89 Жыл бұрын

Fans make and sell them on Etsy

@kunai92 Жыл бұрын

9 years ago I was recovering from surgery, high on percocet, and watched Ugly & Angry. I loved Chris from then on.

@Guitarguy1969 Жыл бұрын

YES that is such a hilarious special!!!

@timrichards9395 Жыл бұрын

Transitioning?

@davidoriggan Жыл бұрын

Percs sure are awesome 🤣

@Steelosick Жыл бұрын

The COD convo is priceless! Lol. Greetings from Coconut Grove

@ryanscottadkins Жыл бұрын

50:30 hey Tim that's exactly the plot of the book/movie Ready Player One 😂

@jobbo_ Жыл бұрын

Imagine you're boarding a plane and the seat next to yours has a belt extension on it...

@BenDover-de7tf Жыл бұрын

Lmaooo🤣

@randallroussin9100 Жыл бұрын

I'm immediately reminded of Tom accusing Christina of stolen valor during his war rants.

@a.g.s.1680 Жыл бұрын

The noises Christine makes when the seal/sea-lion came on.. i would jab my ears with chop-sticks until i can't hear anything anymore

@gangrenebean Жыл бұрын

Christina laughing at BBQueens is such a joy

@iLoveMeSomeFire Жыл бұрын

Dude, at my High School graduation I sat next to an enormous girl with a hairy,sweaty mustache breathing heavy and the entire time I had to pull my right arm over in front of me to make room for her and it was one of the most miserable experiences. Something that’s supposed to be an exciting memorable experience is memorable for all the wrong reasons because it’s the only thing I could focus on is how uncomfortable and miserable I was. Everyone do you but when you impose on someone’s life due to your size, that’s when it’s a problem.

@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын

"An exciting memorable experience" 🤮🙄

@hiltonwhittle-provenzano7758 Жыл бұрын

Dear Tom and Cristina, thankyou for bringing Blind Bob into our lives, cure to crippling depression. A legend will be missed

@Shano84Mac Жыл бұрын

When Tom has the Flu , he looks exactly the same when he's been laughing too hard and all Glassy eyed 😅.

@forevergoo Жыл бұрын

Love all the VR talk can't wait for VR battles with the boys 😂

@Kdog708 Жыл бұрын

Christina is gonna have the most horrifying laugh when she’s like 75

@MrSpeedyAce Жыл бұрын

She looks 75 RN

@stubstunner Жыл бұрын

@@MrSpeedyAce just like your mom

@Hjaelteomslag Жыл бұрын

@@stubstunner How do you know his mother?

@kdizzy333 Жыл бұрын

She already does

@lordfordification Жыл бұрын

Damn, where do you all live that 75 looks hot? 75 looks terrible in Florida

@boogermcphee2847 Жыл бұрын

Finally! Chris Porter is such an underrated comic! One of my all time favorites.

@carmen3091 Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@JerichoC2J87 Жыл бұрын

@boogermcphee2847@@carmen3091 came here to post this. THE most underrated comic out there today

@erikds6338 Жыл бұрын

Loving the massive LENOVO ad I got during this episode

@BrianUtne Жыл бұрын

"How come there's not a 64 oz. soda here?" That had me rolling lmao. That's 5 cans of soda....Jesus.

@audreyjesse292 Жыл бұрын

Every week, I am patiently waiting for Dan Soder to be the next guest.

@Hjaelteomslag Жыл бұрын

He's fantastically funny and likable.

@WKRP187 Жыл бұрын

Discovered him a few months back and can't get enough of em... Good dude right there

@mraBJJ33 Жыл бұрын

I miss him on the bonfire all the time, even though I love Bobby Kelly.

@Angel_Dust_And_Nuggsy Жыл бұрын

The master of accents meeting the king of impressions??? Yaaasssss crackle crackle

@we_be_nerds3601 Жыл бұрын

I just started listening to him on ayg and I would love him on here

@MrSupercoolkid1998 Жыл бұрын

Love Chris Porter! Ugly and and Angry is one of my go to specials for a great laugh

@alexdupps1105 Жыл бұрын

As a 6'4, 420 pound man. The only problem ove had traveling is that sometimes airplane seats be tight 😂😂 I've never had ANY of her issues traveling.

@ValG573 Жыл бұрын

I love you Christina!!! Thank you for representing for us goth moms!! The Sisters of Mercy- Marian should be your intro song!!

@demic13 Жыл бұрын

She is 0% funny. I imagine her comedy shows are cringe

@davidpaz4119 Жыл бұрын

I turned into a telescope when Tim started talking about PTSD, because I knew it was gonna be video games lol. I hope it dries up like Lake Mead.

@lewisaultman Жыл бұрын

I still want to talk about Hawaii.

@DeafJackRussell Жыл бұрын

this soundboard upgrade is flippin amazing!!!! 🤣🤣🤘🤘🤘

@juliagomezart Жыл бұрын

The guy in the back HAS TO BE a laugh track. I just cant with em'. I love this duo, reminds me of my man and I. Makes us feel normal

@samzulfer2107 Жыл бұрын

I vote we take weight limits off of everything and make stronger release of liability forms. Let the plus size community take the risk!

@Hjaelteomslag Жыл бұрын

It would make for a lot more Horrible or Hilarious videos.

@debc4567 Жыл бұрын

Omg! Thank you!! So tired of hearing how it's okay to be MORBIDLY OBESE.

@simppmagnett Жыл бұрын

When Christine called a gamertag a "Call sign" hahahaha I'm deadge

@degeneratechris Жыл бұрын

Tom is a true patriot. I salute you! 🪖🎖️

@samuelkeil Жыл бұрын

You guys literally just summarized the plot of ready player one

@ryanpadilla455 Жыл бұрын

“I am stupid on a lot of things” I can finally back something Christina says

@mikeLivornese Жыл бұрын

I can finally relate with her.

@mikelashields9735 Жыл бұрын

we try to make ourselves as small as possible 😂😂😂😂😂

@FallNSerpent666 2 ай бұрын

i have never heard Christinas stand up until watching this show and i have to admit pretty good stuff i love your guys podcast it has became my favorite part of my day

@wood_whippin811 Жыл бұрын

The level of production startin the show was top notch all those different slide exits lmao

@Z28Blake Жыл бұрын

Early 90s: Central Illinois school, 3rd grade... our teacher openly called the special needs class "the retard group". The good ole days.

@WKRP187 Жыл бұрын

Right after a rough game of Smear the Queer that we played between smokes during recess! I'd give anything to be 9 yrs old again!

@murderburger1811 Жыл бұрын

I love how Christina reacts to the photos of the seals/sea lions😂😂😂😂

@thegotchaman4145 Жыл бұрын

Im glad to see a new video but i wanna talk about Hawaii

@l800LEMMINGS Жыл бұрын

I’m so excited to see Chris Porter on the pod. He has been one of my favorite comics since “ugly and angry special”. I always associate Tim and Chris as came out on Netflix around the same time. I was starting to think that Chris might’ve been one of the comics they have a silent beef with because I haven’t seen him on prior.

@whenwasthat Жыл бұрын

The fake chortling is reaching levels equal to berts laugh.

@Stewyirish Жыл бұрын

It's getting worse too...

@thedarkenergist Жыл бұрын

It’s so fucking bad.

@clicheguevara5282 Жыл бұрын

BWAAAAAAHAHAUAHAAAHHHAA

@zinny1222 Жыл бұрын

Thank you Tim and Christine. You to Benny, Navidad, Zoloft and the rest of the crew.

@pyroclown Жыл бұрын

Yes!! I absolutely love Chris porter ever since seeing him on comedy central presents, dude is so hilarious and underappreciated

@ErrorNotFound40425 Жыл бұрын

Operator Tom is the best! Thank you for your service

@tlittlehands Жыл бұрын

Just wanna say love you mommies, thanks for always making my day

@24Deutschmark Жыл бұрын

That was the best COD monologue ever. Thanks for another great video

@Kas3- Жыл бұрын

Chris was such a great guest!!! I hope to see him on again! Absolutely killed it

@Naltddesha Жыл бұрын

This was another great episode, the comedy being discussed was great. I’m really interested in laughing. It’s one of my hobbies, and I want to thank you for this episode. This is just a fun thing I like to listen to. That being said, I’d like to say I also appreciate how you explain the videos discussed on the podcast.

@KPUP98 Жыл бұрын

So good to see chris porter on here. Such a fantastic comic

@DailyDriftingVirtual Жыл бұрын

Tom when you're training in Fallujah you need an omni directional treadmill. It's a neat tool to add to your arsenal to keep Christine's freedoms. You will be able to train harder👌cool stuff, slick stuff

@gassgames Жыл бұрын

7:20 I'm dead as fuck 😂😂 his face

@Fine_living718 Жыл бұрын

As a flight attendant, there is always a look of 👀 “you gonna try to close that belt instead of asking for an extension,huh?”

@mattieuleveille Жыл бұрын

You guys are awesome! Thanks for the laughs! ❤❤❤

@name-vi6fs Жыл бұрын

I love sitting next to "non straight-sized people". Sharing a seat with another person is always a great opportunity to form an intimate bond over a four hour flight.