Tom Segura On His Controversial Louisiana Border Wall Joke

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@karenstark9235 3 жыл бұрын

"Done come out." Conan's got your back, bro.

@chocoflan9394 2 жыл бұрын

That was great 😂

@chocoflan9394 2 жыл бұрын

“I seent it on the phone”

@patrickstewart6260 2 жыл бұрын

@@chocoflan9394 I been knowing cricket for bout 20 years.

@donjohn281 2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickstewart6260 big fan, loved u in the xmen movies

@angelg5368 2 жыл бұрын

Harvard graduate 😂

@secrettaylorchannel 6 жыл бұрын

I'm from Louisiana and I still live here. The man has made some valid points.

@ScornfulGreedCR 3 жыл бұрын

Disgusting

@dirkdiggler8330 3 жыл бұрын

He actually didn't have 1 point besides point (s)

@edu-kt 3 жыл бұрын

@@dirkdiggler8330 maybe in the comedy special are more than one point and Taylor was referring to those points.

@DaShocka420 3 жыл бұрын

Me teaux

@easytoslip 2 жыл бұрын

I've never been to LA but I can be sure I'd rather spend 6 months in a snow covered town than more than 2 weeks down there, seems a bit swampy and god damn yall get a shitton of floods! that can't be a good thing

@ana-vi4ok 6 жыл бұрын

Come on guys he can’t be racist ! He is Japanese for Christ sake !!!! Lol

@popeye697 6 жыл бұрын

an a lol. It only makes sense if you watch the special. Just giving the answer in advance

@whiskeypixels 6 жыл бұрын

Purebred

@thawhiteazn 6 жыл бұрын

One hundred percent.

@KeetyPooh 6 жыл бұрын

SEGURA

@shellfuelrewards 6 жыл бұрын

Se'GUH RAAH!!

@tonyattardo9350 6 жыл бұрын

You ever notice, the shittier a place is, the prouder people are to be from that place?

@Speduiini 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Americans are patriotic af

@billshinn1542 6 жыл бұрын

I did notice that. Also, Oklahoma rules!

@Blueswailer 6 жыл бұрын

That's funny because it's true. I'm from Finland and I guess in a worldwide tally of countries we rate pretty high in any kind of positive metric. But ever since we were joined into the EU back in the 90s shit's been going downhill so I'm not too proud of this country anymore.

@donutfam4421 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude I love Haiti

@WereWolfWoody 6 жыл бұрын

Holla from Cleveland! Best city in the country!!! ;)

@vincenttalley5938 4 жыл бұрын

0:37 Perfect example of how Conan picks up the slack for guests. The best.

@gp2917 3 жыл бұрын

I agree that was a great pick up, but I think Conan interrupted his comedian guests too much. Especially Norm MacDonald

@whitenoise509 3 жыл бұрын

That was a bad ass save, and clearly showed what side of the "issue" he was on.

@anatolyFct 3 жыл бұрын

Impressively quick too

@dubkatmtl 3 жыл бұрын

The serious look on his face with it was a great delivery 😅

@CopperEyeFilms 3 жыл бұрын

And then when tom says I Seent it. Just a good moment

@JGunit 6 жыл бұрын

Give Tom a brake Louisiana

@myvitiello 6 жыл бұрын

👏

@hoytarchery5302 6 жыл бұрын

Or a tire when he brakes down.

@jenniferdennis4627 6 жыл бұрын

Brandon 😂

@tudortz44 6 жыл бұрын

So basicly, you can say anything, as long as you pretend it's a joke. Awww, I am so entertained!!!

@CheeseWheelBAW 6 жыл бұрын

Tudor Tiplea The point is that it's a joke. No not everything is funny, but this was. Louisiana can be pissed all it wants, but would've busted a gut if he said that about Alabama

@adambolinger6810 6 жыл бұрын

Build that wall high and tight.

@gotskinn 6 жыл бұрын

Adam Bolinger they better not hurt our Tommy buns.

@mosaic617 6 жыл бұрын

Adam Bolinger 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@MehOMy 6 жыл бұрын

I like my walls like I like my jeans.

@amber5070 6 жыл бұрын

Ummm. Louisiana is one of the best states. We invented Cajun food. The literal best food in the world

@scottballard5575 6 жыл бұрын

you sound low and loose...

@scruffybasterd2209 6 жыл бұрын

No mo gatah, no mo shrimp.

@ManBearPigLOL 6 жыл бұрын

i cant breathe

@GarfCaptain 6 жыл бұрын

Scrimps**

@w00t420 6 жыл бұрын

shwimp*

@unreal_taxi 6 жыл бұрын

@jasonjanoyblahaloverboy3005 6 жыл бұрын

Scruffy Basterd *Scrumps

@hollywoodcole8090 4 жыл бұрын

Yo I straight-up did not expect to see Lisa Kudrow's goofy ass sitting there

@roems6396 4 жыл бұрын

Hollywood Cole 😂😂😂 I was wondering who was laughing when Conan said, “Done come out”.

@ssgssbeet4133 4 жыл бұрын

Ol goofy ass

@DR-qi3pv 4 жыл бұрын

Phoebe

@Thulgore 4 жыл бұрын

You insulting Kudrow?

@larrywexner4163 3 жыл бұрын

when friends was airing i thought she was whatever, always found monica or rachel to be really hot. but she's aged well.

@spenser9908 6 жыл бұрын

So refreshing to see a comedian not only refusing to apologise, but doing so with humour.

@zwalker4146 6 жыл бұрын

I live in the shithole state of Louisiana. I’m not mad at Tom for what he said. I’m just mad that I live in shithole Louisiana.

@1984wakingminds 6 жыл бұрын

All he did was trash Cajun's & Louisiana. Where is the originality in that? It just wasn't a funny joke.

@schwarg 6 жыл бұрын

Then line up a job somewhere else and move there???

@andrewtucker2782 6 жыл бұрын

both of you sound salty lol

@chrislilly1685 6 жыл бұрын

Tom's a funny guy but there was no joke. He just made fun of people from Louisiana. Anyone can do that.

@steggc85 6 жыл бұрын

Chris Lilly just subbed, I’ll be waiting for yours

@WorldChampInfinity 6 жыл бұрын

Am frum Lousisana and I aprove this masage.

@TASHXC12 6 жыл бұрын

WorldChampInfinity evil Betty..

@BeeAyeSueRah 6 жыл бұрын

You son of a pig

@WorldChampInfinity 6 жыл бұрын

I'm a birdie too

@TheMastergabe 6 жыл бұрын

*message

@SuckMyKiss420 6 жыл бұрын

*muhsedge

@Kage_Okami 6 жыл бұрын

Lisa Kudrow's laugh is just THE BEST

@OnizenArt 6 жыл бұрын

Being from LA O-Town, this was hilarious, lighten up folks

@conaldthenotoriousmcpussyg9868 6 жыл бұрын

nah he is lame its pretty much all of his stand up...he makes fun of white people non stop and people think hes being so progressive and creative but in reality thats what a lot people do and the fact of the matter is he is just serving the hollywood globalist agenda because he knows he wouldnt be on conan if he didnt.

@CheeseWheelBAW 6 жыл бұрын

I'm from Houma and I laughed my ass off. My uncle was pissed, but I made one point. If he had said that about Alabama, would you have laughed? The answer is yes. Hypocritical much?

@aaronisaacson8 6 жыл бұрын

Conald "The Notorious" McPussygrabber have you watched any of toms standup???? Are you kidding??? Lmao he is the opposite of progressive.. you must be from Louisiana

@jessieroden7465 6 жыл бұрын

Opelousa im vrom alexandria

@mass-cp6jf 6 жыл бұрын

aw you must be so sad with your little feelings awe im sorry lil sad boy

@jaugello12 6 жыл бұрын

You know you're in sad times when people look for reasons to be upset instead of reasons to laugh.

@90ofmydietisoreos8 6 жыл бұрын

sorrento sometimes you have to stand for what you believe is right instead of cowering like a damn dog

@TheGenedon 5 жыл бұрын

right on

@Rebazar 5 жыл бұрын

100% of human existence has been sad times, then

@johnjay7739 5 жыл бұрын

Who said anything about being in sad times? Completely disagree

@Hoganply 2 жыл бұрын

It's not sad times, it's sad people, with too much time on their hands.

@sillynelson1 6 жыл бұрын

Lisa sounds like Bart Chrysler when she laughs.

@DekkarJr 6 жыл бұрын

You mean Bloat Crystal Burger?

@nchasz 6 жыл бұрын

brent crystals?

@Simon-cc9ob 6 жыл бұрын

yes, like the car

@PeenMcTuggins 6 жыл бұрын

i thought it was burnt chrysler?

@dtom1642 6 жыл бұрын

Do you mean Bart Castler?

@saeku6398 6 жыл бұрын

Just tell them it's a levee and they'll even pay for it.

@gallum4083 6 жыл бұрын

Sy Ku can't have enough of those

@ricardopuente2465 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jeremyschiesser6730 6 жыл бұрын

Pay for it with crawfish most likely

@saeku6398 6 жыл бұрын

Please tell me you guys still accept Mardi Gras beads.

@jordishima 6 жыл бұрын

Sy Ku Sorry, we stopped accepting Mardi Gras beads back in 2007. We do still take king cakes though. Sincerely, a Louisianan.

6 жыл бұрын

BIKES

@cholt9876 6 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing the edit was for all caps.

@differentnumber3200 6 жыл бұрын

LOL

@guyledouche6039 6 жыл бұрын

Chandler Holt na it was originally meant to say NIKES

@mil_spec_meats 6 жыл бұрын

HOLD MY POCKET!!!

@justaninja1 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 that's my favorite bit

@patrickmendoza6185 3 жыл бұрын

Lisa’s laugh makes this segment even better, what a national treasure.

@nintendo9231889 6 жыл бұрын

People don't understand that he was really mocking the silliness of trumps border wall. As someone from Louisiana, I found it funny.

@tetsuoswrath 5 жыл бұрын

You're just as stupid as him if you think a border wall is silly. :{

@Maxisamo1 4 жыл бұрын

Well yes, but only that last little bit, the rest of it was him just mocking the people of Louisiana

@ScornfulGreedCR 3 жыл бұрын

You’re people are disgusting

@unusuario5173 3 жыл бұрын

It was a smart joke. Some dumbasses with an extra chromosome didn't get it and started actual attacks via comments towards the people of Louisiana.

@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 3 жыл бұрын

Border walls aren't a dumb idea

@FirstNameJ0hn 2 жыл бұрын

I love when the first guest stays out for the second guest. Something about it feels old school, and I like seeing different personalities reacting to one another.

@Eastonwest71 6 жыл бұрын

0:42 I recognized that laugh before i even saw her lol

@dampcarpet2607 5 жыл бұрын

Who?

@dampcarpet2607 5 жыл бұрын

Redbait who?

@scarface2521 6 жыл бұрын

I'm from Louisiana, and i laughed my ass off during that special.

@PuadafaProductions 6 жыл бұрын

Phoebe can still get it

@JazSimone 6 жыл бұрын

Even though I love Louisiana, this was definitely funny and thank you SO MUCH for not apologizing! I don’t know why everyone is becoming so pussified but it’s exhausting and it’s bad for the soul. Thanks for setting an example that it’s okay to make a joke, in addition to it being okay to not publicly apologize for something you’re not sorry for. Deuces!

@Akumatron 2 жыл бұрын

This is what comedians are meant to do. Create humor from real life events to help one get through trauma or other stressors. It's sad that people are so mad, sad, or what ever that they forget this.

@Underpantsniper 6 жыл бұрын

Damn Mommy Tommy keepin it high and tight....

@CrowScareify Жыл бұрын

Live in New Orleans was the perfect unintentional punchline. Had me dying

@buckeyechuck4064 3 жыл бұрын

People seem to not understand that comedians tell jokes

@cipher5893 3 жыл бұрын

Literally just conveying a valid point with comedy. A true craftsman.

@karenstark9235 3 жыл бұрын

Arkansas's like, "For once it ain't us!"

@VersinKettorix 3 жыл бұрын

That would be phase two of construction.

@1356890AC 6 жыл бұрын

i thot the lady in the background laughing was bert kreischer

@zimnyzinmy3467 5 жыл бұрын

Boint Crystals*

@ericmack9593 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone who gets mad at JOKES seriously needs to reevaluate their lives.

@larryhoover2541 2 жыл бұрын

WILL SMITH HATES JOKES

@robertmoffit1135 2 жыл бұрын

As a mississippian I totally agree with his joke

@_fig.8 6 жыл бұрын

double down ftw

@tylerstephensxmodel1 6 жыл бұрын

I was @ his performance in New Orleans last year, and it was hands down the funniest stand-up I've ever seen live! He was well received and got plenty of laughs. I'm sure a "Border Wall" joke won't change that. #ItsComedyFolks

@GomezMG209 2 жыл бұрын

That “Done Come out” Line was genius lol

@Voodoo_Robot 2 жыл бұрын

Seened it.

@iCircleKi 6 жыл бұрын

This guy just keeps getting better with age. From his first Netflix special to his last, increasingly better. I love this dude.

@canthurtme9729 6 жыл бұрын

0:21 Farted on national tv

@schwarg 6 жыл бұрын

Good ear lol

@respectseasoning8162 6 жыл бұрын

I thought thats what it was lol

@ritchpercival8847 5 жыл бұрын

twice. he toots again while laughing after saying "It was a joke" @ 0:27

@jerryhill8281 5 жыл бұрын

Never does? I put headphones on and blared it. Its his mouth

@Anu-dn7hb 3 жыл бұрын

I lost it when Conan said live from New Orleans

@Unz360 6 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE DOIN GOOD!

@annanyajohari555 6 жыл бұрын

This is probably the only talk show where he could have said that and have the anchor enjoy it

@anonymone453 3 жыл бұрын

when you realize the louisiana joke is just a setup the punchline is that he was promoting a show he was about to do in new orleans

@wolfcore7755 5 жыл бұрын

I just love it when comedians are asked to explain and break down their jokes. It really makes the joke funnier...

@roguesheep3083 2 жыл бұрын

The only time it's good is when it's triumph the insult comment dog following uncomfortable people explaining the joke 😄

@colinm3134 6 жыл бұрын

I've lived in Louisiana my whole life. That joke is hilarious.

@SergiuSalcau00 6 жыл бұрын

Lisa's laugh !!!

@firas9102 6 жыл бұрын

Phoebe's laugh :))))

@Chris8752 3 жыл бұрын

Love how when he explains it and just totally OWNS it by explaining it with the shithole-wall

@Hock0808 6 жыл бұрын

I’m born and raised in Louisiana and that was a good joke. I love when people don’t give in and apologize and double down instead.

@ZM_Outdoors 6 жыл бұрын

"I'm just saying, let's put a wall around a shithole state" 😂😂😂😂😂

@granttaylor948 6 жыл бұрын

Zach McCarty not a bigger shithole than mexico

@jeremyschiesser6730 6 жыл бұрын

Grant Taylor per capita its of equal shittiness

@tezflores7090 6 жыл бұрын

Don't get ahead of yourself Zach especially when Mexico went to go help build up Louisiana again lol

@lenaredhead5572 6 жыл бұрын

Phoebe' laugh

@heshanperera1581 4 жыл бұрын

At 0:43 when I heard the laugh I was like ‘Omg that audience member’s laugh sounds just like phoebe’s’ Little did I know 😊

@louisjamieson9250 6 жыл бұрын

Why even argue with the water champion

@TheVikingActual 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that he had the balls to do it in Louisiana lol

@Nickychopz 6 жыл бұрын

I love how he doubles down on what he said. Good on you Tom

@RuttorBlacksand 6 жыл бұрын

Never heard of the guy, now I f***in love him.

@xXBlackMambaxX24XX 6 жыл бұрын

Blacksand his podcast is great

@Nalopotato 6 жыл бұрын

Go listen to / watch Your Mom's House Podcast

@jacobctripleog 6 жыл бұрын

Hey Hitler. His podcast is called Your Mom's House, his morning talk show appearances are amazing, Bert is Fat, his jeans are always high and tight and he's the water champ. Try it out.

@dtom1642 6 жыл бұрын

Hey jeans, I HIGHLY recommend watching his pomcast on KZfaq. Tommy Bunz is hilarious, mommy Tina has some big mushy purples and Peyton Laferty is a ball hog. The pomcast is called Your Moms House. Welcome to the club and make sure you come over later for moose soup.

@Furrylittleproblem12 5 жыл бұрын

Lisa's laugh in the backround is the best

@hipnhappenin 3 жыл бұрын

Even before they showed her, I thought, "That must be Lisa Kudrow laughing...." 😆

@dirtydirtmcgogurt 3 жыл бұрын

As a Louisiana resident, I feel like it isn't that uncommon for our state to be the butt of the joke. With that said, if all else fails, we just rest our hat on the fact that Florida & Mississippi exist. That message being "Things could be worse".

@we_be_nerds3601 2 жыл бұрын

If you arn't a fan, in his next special he says he wouldn't have made those jokes about Louisiana if he'd been to Arkansas before it 😂

@Varendil 6 жыл бұрын

Did that offend people? Bill Burr almost let loose the dogs of war in Philadelphia back in 2006 while on his comedy tour.

@surfer607 6 жыл бұрын

That was on the O&A Virus Tour, not Bill Burr's tour

@DarkseidMikie 6 жыл бұрын

Ole Freckles owns Philly. They’ll never win anything again unless he allows it.

@surfer607 6 жыл бұрын

Philly won more championships after this rant, than in the 20 years before it

@DarkseidMikie 6 жыл бұрын

surfer607 awww, you take KZfaq comments seriously, that’s cute. Well here, if they did as you say, then it’s like I️ said already, Freckles said it was okay. Bye

@peralesdavid 6 жыл бұрын

A lot has changed since then everyone needs a safe space now

@sercastamere9853 6 жыл бұрын

Lisa Kudrow's laugh is the best thing in the world.

@jackrockwell6698 5 жыл бұрын

It’s all fun and games until the jokes on me

@jessicahenderson8307 6 жыл бұрын

It’s not a big deal. People take themselves too seriously. That’s the premise of his routine.

@christosioannou9628 4 жыл бұрын

The best part is that he's promoting a stand-up show... in New Orleans

@TheTurinturumbar Жыл бұрын

Anybody looking for an apology from this man is in for a long wait.

@IntensePeppers 6 жыл бұрын

That New Orleans show is gonna be so epic lol

@orest323 6 жыл бұрын

oh hi Jeans!

@josephdavis2695 6 жыл бұрын

Hi mommy

@Musicbyjsea 5 жыл бұрын

WHOS HERE AFTER WATCHING RANDOM THEO VON VIDEOS

@derekhoekstra746 4 жыл бұрын

Theogate

@BrazillianFOsho 2 жыл бұрын

I KNEW it was gonna be lisa kudrow sitting next to him with that laugh lol

@jacobscopperfield7660 3 жыл бұрын

"Done come out" "I scenent it"

@finalfuu 6 жыл бұрын

it's just like the gaze

@kokopelli5357 6 жыл бұрын

As a person who's lived in Louisiana...ya that place is the country's used tampon

@eloybox 6 жыл бұрын

I liked it when I lived there. New Orleans is cheap and nice, when not entirely flooded.

@90ofmydietisoreos8 6 жыл бұрын

Son Goku Have you seen all the good places in Louisiana or are you just saying that because you aren't proud you lived there

@taino20 4 жыл бұрын

@@eloybox New Orleans is almost entirely different from the rest of Louisiana.

@gr1nder07 3 жыл бұрын

Lol that little nod to thst guy in the joke he did about the door. "I says to him I says 'Hay! Ain't you seen it's a door?' and he says ' I didn't think no one as home' "

@label1877 3 жыл бұрын

Once you get 90 miles away from New Orleans... Louisiana people are normal, educated and sober.

@madmonk4214 6 жыл бұрын

hhahahahhabh in new orleans

@LizardKing1324 6 жыл бұрын

Was that Phoebe??? She looks great

@gmcubed 6 жыл бұрын

LizardKing1324 no, that was lisa kudro. Phoebe is a fictional character. These are real people.

@LizardKing1324 6 жыл бұрын

No dude that's whats so crazy! Her full legal name is phoebe! That's how she got on friends. Fact

@89426 3 жыл бұрын

I like how Conan makes the question itself funny.

@justfetus 6 жыл бұрын

LOL PHEBES LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND

@emilioasis 6 жыл бұрын

Bikes!

@bpl32614 6 жыл бұрын

People don’t understand jokes. Sad

@90ofmydietisoreos8 6 жыл бұрын

Brandon Low you know what is sad is that people joke about putting a wall around part of our country

@josmith2087 Жыл бұрын

As someone from Louisiana I’m mad that’s he’s correct

@tarahays9301 5 жыл бұрын

I’m all for building a wall around our culture rich state of LA to keep everyone else out! 🙅🏼‍♀️😅😂🤣⚜️ I live below I-10, right smack dab in da middle of da swamps, bayous, marshlands, have gumbo for every meal, and happier ‘an a puppy wit’ 2 peters. 🐶😉

@CaptainCocaine 6 жыл бұрын

I'm tired of seeing comedians apologize for their jokes. Glad to see Tom double-down on his instead.

@seifamgad9568 6 жыл бұрын

I love this guy

@Euphoric_gngr 4 жыл бұрын

I’m from Louisiana and I loved that whole bit.

@bernlin2000 2 жыл бұрын

Tom is a natural, love YMH and Segura and Conan gel perfectly

@AlxThSeal 6 жыл бұрын

Love Tom Segura, love Conan, but when are you gonna bring up Joe Rogan??

@ebofuria 6 жыл бұрын

Alan Joe's too busy dog

@AlxThSeal 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah I guess so :/

@dillontrauth8674 6 жыл бұрын

He's also said on his podcast he doesn't do any media like this anymore

@pattypcollins 6 жыл бұрын

You're doing good water champ!

@notrickc-1379 2 жыл бұрын

0:43 That one laugh that stands out among all others

@abelsm6270 2 жыл бұрын

Even when I heard the premise, as a guy from Louisiana, I laughed

@Chasing.therain 3 жыл бұрын

I love Conan...he is funny, not judgmental, treats all his guests with respect. And Love Tom of course!!

@troygaspard6732 3 жыл бұрын

My family is from Louisiana, and Segura is not far off the mark. From the drive-up daiquiri windows to the endless antiabortion billboards. I could go on, and on.

@skylarf9021 2 жыл бұрын

So a place is a shithole if the people value the life of the helpless??? Thats some shithole thinking 👍👍