This is more compelling and entertaining than the Thursday night games. Well done sir.

The scriptwriter saga is my favorite development to the Grossi lore.

Nominate Tom Grossi for actor of the year. Seriously this "If The NFL Was Scripted" skits is absolute gold. 😂

As a Bears fan, I want to apologize to America for having to watch that game this past Thursday

Whoever played the Amazon representative did a great job. You should bring him back for future episodes.

It's amazing how many ways you can make a terrible game look enticing before the season starts

I swear this man never takes a day off. The grind is real, and we appreciate it. Thanks Tom.

The “YOU SON OF A…” was phenomenal at the end

I wasn't expecting a Tommy DeVito/ Zach Wilson joke, but it was right in front of my face the whole time.

Tom is a better actor than half of the actors nowadays ☠️🤣

Fun Fact: Thursday was the deadline to flex out Patriots vs Steelers out of Week 14’s TNF.

Tom needs to be hired as the new NFL script writer for how well his acting chops are... just as long as he doesn't touch the NFC North.

The Script Writers right eye twitch when he said “Aaron Rodgers will be there” had me rolling. 😅❤

"If Tommy DeVito is living with his mom, and then we bring in Zach Wilson..."

I love how the amazon employee waited 10 WHOLE WEEKS before deciding that NOW was enough pain and suffering 🤣🤣🤣🤣

As a Jets fan, i could not be more horrified by the fact of there being multiple prime time games left with them olaying in it.

As a Panthers fan, I'd like to offer my sincerest apologies for viewers having to endure that

There's nothing that could ever make me feel bad for Amaz....

This opened my eyes to the fact that the nfl really did try to make Thursday night football good but the football gods smited Amazon to the 9th circle

My genuine thoughts on why TNF is so bad on Amazon. NFL knows (or at least suspects) the viewership numbers are very VERY bad. But they agreed to this contract and so they have to give Amazon games to air. Nobody said they have to be good games, however.

It's hilarious how nothing's really changed, and the Thursday Night Football games continue to be hot dog shit. I mean, considering how most people don't have Amazon Prime, it's not a shock that they dump all the trash games (LV vs. LAC, WASH vs. CHI, ETC) to them. Also, another gem as always, Tom. :) Keep on channeling that sweet script writer chaos energy.

The scriptwriter series is literally the best content Grossi has ever made! Keep it coming!

My problem with Thursday football is not the matchups, it’s the fact that teams are playing with only 3 days rest. It show the NFL’s basic contempt for player’s health.

I feel like "We'll bring in the mayo man to spice things up" is not getting the appreciation it deserves. Such a good line.

PrimeTime needs Deion Sanders to return and play for any team on Thursdays 😂😂

“Let’s add in a punt return touchdown so it will get on ESPN”

It's very hard to schedule good games well before the season even starts.

The ending when Jeff comes back in furious had me laughing for 30 minutes this was great 😂. I miss having Thursday Night Football on Fox it was so much better.

"Sadly, Amazon Tom never got those kitchen cabinets. However, he was able to pull a nice big cardboard box that once *held* cabinets out of a dumpster behind the Lowes." *Amazon Tom is now living out of that box*

It sucks because NFL Prioritizes Bigger markets and ratings over actual good matchups. Also some of the teams are just worse than expected.

The way you truly accurately depict all walks of life when it comes to football and those various reactions of each group of people is incredible and amazing

As a Bears fan: 1. I'm sorry everyone... (Internal Monologue: wooo! draft picks) with that out of the way. 2. So glad that TG was able to create this, with all of the... interesting TNF games heading our way.

Watching this made me wonder if the NFL secretly hates Amazon and threw all the bad games their way.

In todays game 3 days rest just isn’t enough to have a good product out there

This. This right here is why you deserve FAN OF THE YEAR

Amazon: "Hey, Week 11 Bengals vs Ravens, finally we have a good TNF game!" Script Writer: "Joe Burrow suffers a season-ending wrist injury in the second quarter." Amazon: "Motherfu-"

well, tnf is a separate scheduling nightmare. Every team has to play on thursday night, once, sometimes you have to take what you got. Edit: and great job again Tom, almost forgot >:P

I’ve been waiting for this one, well done Tom

Really how did the Bears get two Thursday night games? Did we think they were going to be good this year?

That Tommy Devito 's mom joke at the end got me off guard!

Ravens vs Bengals next Thursday night might have more viewers than the last 8 weeks of TNF combined

One of the best parts of watching TNF, is watching the ads about how AWS makes the NFL schedule. So who gives Prime these games? Amazon.

It's hard on the players' bodies, too. I don't think the players want to play on Thursday.

Your creativity is astounding!

'YOU SON OF A' What a brilliant video that's probably what all the bosses at Amazon are saying each and every single Thursday oh well at least we got Ravens vs Bengals next week and I believe Seahawks vs 49ers the week after

Bengals vs Ravens next week should be a great game

The part about Devitos mom and Zach Wison. 💀💀💀

“Bears vs Panthers. Think about the views”

I'm still tryna figure out why Amazon signed up for that crap. Even Monday night games are better.

Remember when the broncos and panthers went to the Super Bowl, they are probably looking down at them now and feeling pretty disappointed

As an Amazon employee..... I do concur, this is the exact way management acts.. in ALL situations

That Thursday Rams v Raiders game last season with that Baker Mayfield Comeback was insane.

So, I played in HS and then for years in the military (not even full contact) and playing 4 days after the last game...that's tricky. I know these guys are elite athletes but still. In HS we played on Friday night, watched film on Sunday night, practiced in pads Monday but no one could really move well and contact hurt (we were just trying to implement the next game plan), Tuesday was a regular practice but with lots of drills trying to shake out the kinks, and then Wednesday, you actually felt like you could go through practice at full speed. Thursday was a walk through in shorts and Friday was game day again....so, as teenagers with a ton of growth hormone and testosterone naturally, it was 5 days before we weren't "stove up" and sluggish.

Well next week should be better. We’ve got Ravens vs Bengals next week TNF next week

In my darkest of hearts I kind of want the next video to continue and this ending to never be addressed

The offensive ineptitud we saw in that Bears vs Panthers game was impressive

Bengals-Ravens got a lot of hype only for everyone to get injured and for Baltimore to win easily. Just abolish TNF.

İ feel like before the season the next three games looked promising. Some never looked that way like this week's game

my amazon hasn't even worked the last three weeks. Everything else does but I can't ever get the game to load.

but what amazon does not know is that aaron rodgers wont play because of his achillies

This is so accurate, i dont even wanna bet on thursday games

"Every team has to shine (or have an opportunity) on primetime!" -NFL "Yeah...no." -Everyone

This, kids, is why we don’t trust AI. I’ve seen the commercials bragging about how AI is used to build the NFL schedule … and, I never thought about it before, but it explains all bad Prime Time games. Everything that Amazon said is logical, like something that an algorithm would create. However, there’s no real-world understanding of the NFL or the game of football. It’s actually pretty creepy …

What next, Commanders vs Bears next year on TNF again?

One of the BEST channels on the Net! Thanks Tom, you keep things fun!

If Thursday Night NFL disappears tomorrow, I wouldn't be disappointed.

As a NFL script writer I can confirm this is how it happens

As someone who survived TNF last year, this is easily the worst era of TNF I’ve ever witnessed. I miss TNF on CBS, man. 😔

Sometimes i forget that this is ALL just Tom talking to himself. Like all of it. The man is just THAT good.

Next week's TNF game is Ravens vs Bengals. Should actually be a great game, let alone watchable

My wife was in labor all this past Thursday and gave birth early Friday morning. On Saturday I realized I had no idea who had played on Thursday night and hadn't thought about it at all. Looked it up and saw it was Bears Panthers and was like oh ok didn't miss anything

I forgot it was Thursday and went to check who was playing on Amazon prime, switched back to Home Alone, which I've already watched 17 times this year.

I can’t believe he talked his way out of that without even mentioning Ravens Bengals

Chicago, New York and LA are always going to be on Prime Time - the greed has to account for viewers & those 3 are the biggest markets. But to be fair, going into the season & when writing up the schedule, the NFL had every reason to believe the 2 New York teams were going to be watchable & draw viewers - no one saw what's happened coming. The problem is their unwillingness to opt out of trashy content - despite having the Flex scheduling mechanism in play.

The fun part is there a Amazon commerical about that technique they own that helps the NFL makes their schedule, and yet they end up with such bad tnfs :p

I missed almost half of Thursday and I was so happy

It's funny because AMAZON is the one that calculated the schedule this year. So they did this to themselves. I was kinda waiting for that punchline that never came. Like I get that he was "happy" for the schedule but literally anyone knew that none of those games would be competitive or even entertaining at all so the punchline was kinda lost in there. I wonder if Al Michaels regrets going to TNF but at the same time, he's about as good as the games are so it seems appropriate.

All I wanted out of Prime was free shipping, and they spent $11 billion dollars on bad football.

The positive reaction to the Bears and Panthers game after knowing it to have been one of the most boring games in football is just too good.

Every time I open this app I hope you have something new. You always deliver. Thanks Tom.

Maybe the NFL should rethink having games on Thursday night outside of Thanksgiving.

Thursday night football is so bad that the NFL has thought about having the Packers play on Thursday every week…ooooooohhhhhhh

I thought Thursday Night games could get flexed this year?

So excellent! Your videos are just so entertaining and fun, love the creativity! All us football fans can relate!

Forgot Lions beating the SB Champs on banner raising night in KC. That’s how you kick off the season!

This video was great! Nice work Tom.

I’ll never get over the fact that the quarterback for the Giants has the same name as Joe Peci’s character from Goodfellas

Amazon didn't realize they have to pay the nfl script writers as well as the nfl for good games

I didn’t even know Amazon was still a thing.

I totally knew he was coming back to yell at the script writer, and I still laughed my ass off when he did. Loved it.

Amazon is like us during preseason. Hopeful, starry eye, and innocent.

As a Bears fan sorry you had to watch two of our games on TNF.

I honestly can't be mad at schedule makers, sometimes you think things will be good before a season starts, then THINGS happen.

Good to know I'm not missing much with no Amazon Prime.

Just had to be reminded out of all the streaming services to pay for I picked prime for football.

The NFL script writer might be my favorite character Tom's created so far

How does the script writer know the Broncos beat the Chiefs? In canon he does that in a last second choice to appease the Broncos fan in the episode for week.

"I can get new kitchen cabinets" .... "YOU SON OF A..." Perfect cut.

Gee, almost like upsetting a healthy rhythm for brutal game and oversaturating the fanbase all in the name of corporate greed is a bad idea. Who coulda guessed?!

What’s worse, TNF or Rings Of Power?