I love how Schlatt specifically has items for calming down Tubbo in his inventory, like it's a mom purse or something, only the mom is giving her kid cookies and threatening him with a sword to make him be quiet.

Charlie’s fckn’ “EHHE” Micheal Jackson was too beautiful for this earth

Jshlatt sounds like a drunk step dad who has to watch the kids for the week

charlie staring at the stairs while saying "im just a vertex!" made my whole year better already

Ranboo: Appears Tommy: *HE'S RIDING A C O C K*

_”We did it! We committed murder. Let’s go guys!”_ _”I’ve got Slusan’s balls.”_

The funniest thing in here is when Tubbo finds a little boat and decides he's now a captain too because he has a boat. That is actually exactly how pirates become captains.

Schlatt: Single drunk dad Tubbo: Problem child 1 Charlie: Problem child 2 Tommy: Just trying to be a good crew member Ranboo: Possibly an Eldridge creature

tommy: defending tubbo schlatt: drunk captain charlie: looking for his mother tubbo: a tennis ball ranboo: in a cult

Schlatt and Charlie playing Tubbennis and singing Michael Jackson is friendship goals right there

16:30 Tubbo has the face of a boy who is enjoying himself 16:45 why was this an action movie scene- 16:50 even the face- 18:55 you cant get rid of him 19:00 *…off the tracks and im back cuz ive seen heck but this is a bit more my style* 19:15 Tubbo not being able to sound mad makes him even more wholesome….Just ignore the nukes and..Yeah 19:53 I paused here 20:10 human rights arent right, we need human lefts 22:48 he figured it out guys, I’m so proud

Jschlatt and Tubbo arguing over the ship is so much like Jack Sparrow and Barbossa it's unreal

“Tubbo, are you okay? Are you okay?” Tubbo’s fuckin *dead*

“We did it! we committed murder. Let's go guys!” -Ranboo

And now Tubbo has a pirateSMP

7:34 Schlatt: "This triggers a very... very instinctual recess in my pirate brain" Charlie: "And what is that you inebriated F*CK?"

*_"I’m so young to this world and already the cost of alcoholism has made itself clear"_* - Charlie

Okay this is a gillion moment

5:24 I’m just a vertex! - Slimesicle 2021

5:28 I've never been more close to death in my life (so far) by laughing.

“It’s hard being a single mother when you’re a man” -Schlatt

Jschlatt: "Psst psttt" Caption: *Child alluring noises*

16:03 Tubbo: 🎶Just faking tasks🎶 Charlie: And they were crewmates

Alternative Title: Pirates Of The Carribbean. But The Pirates Are Snorted On Cocaine

Charlie: *exists* Tommy: *IMPROV SKILLS ACTIVATE*

Charlie: We could go on a mother-son boat trip- Schlatt: *Starts levitating the fuck out*

10:38 is the start of Tubbenis

3:50, I love how he misspelled cookie, lmao.

15:25 “It seems we’re having some real issues AMOGUS.” Someone is being too sussy...

shlatt: drunk pspspspsing tommy: exploring charlie: are you my mother tubbo: ass captain ranboo: "some weird cult shit"

Can we talk about how good Schlatts impression of Michael Jackson was 12:30

15:36 this predicted the shapeshifter role

_I love how Ranboo roles as a cult leader every time Wilbur is absent_

"Hey mom can we go see pirates of the caribbean?" Mom: "we have pirates of the caribbean at home" Pirates of the caribbean at home:

Schlatt: becoming an alcoholic Tommy : trying to be sane Tubbo:*becomes basketball* Charlie: trying to find his mother Ranboo: being as innapropriate as he possibly can

20:07 “Do you agree with human rights?” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

This is THE weirdest episode of the Backyardigans ever.

"Stop drinking!!" *Drinks even more* Reminds me of my alcoholic uncle

Bro when ranboo said he gave us hints… he.. he definitely did 10:21

8 months later and this remains one of my favourite tommyinnit videos

I can't believe Philza did that.

“Left” “Far left” “OUR LEFT” Communism intensifies Edit: Mother Russia is proud

Schlatt: **boys-alluring noises** Jambo in the back: WHO'S SUMMONED ME!?

"what are you interested in watching? what *peaks* your humor?" "men tossing a guy around a lava pool and making micheal jackson noises with every hit." "oh."

“I’m young to this world and already the cost of alcoholism has made itself clear” -Charlie Slimecicle, 2021

Tommy: "My funniest group of friends" Wilbur: "And i took that personally."

Ranboo makes sense in this vid now honestly

Definitely gonna use ‘I’m gonna curl up here until I turn into oil’ 😂

No one: Nobody: Not a single soul: Ranboo: **sitting on a pp shaped boat** It’s just bad design

Tubbo: Hey guys my boat smoking Charlie: That’s worrying Tubbo: Yah!

9:32 out running in the 90s

Got to be the best pirates I’ve ever seen *pirates of the Caribbean theme intensifies*

“I gathered my funniest friends today” Phil and Wilbur: 👁👄👁

Credit to the guy that has to sit there and write all the subtitles.

I love the moment where schlatt and slimecicle were making michael jackson sounds and tossing tubbo around, its hilarious

Charlie in 18:30 when he said goop he sounded like a child

“Mum, can we get Sea of Thieves?” “We have Sea of Thieves at home” Sea of Thieves at home:

"Let's beat him and make him cry!" Tommy really learned a thing or two from being in prison with Dream huh

12:11 as a tennis player we don’t grunt when we hit, we just cry and hope it goes over

the tubbo stick is unironically my favorite bit i have ever seen from a tommy video i laugh uncontrollably at it

I like it when schlatt wants tubbos attention he just treats him like he’s trying to get a cat to follow him and that it works.

everyone: having a normal conversation tubbo: “i have d y s e n t e r y”

"AHH AHH AA AH AH A A AAAA AHH A" - tubbo

bro predicted the among us shapeshifter before they added a shapeshifter

Love how Slimecicle immediately picks the alcoholic to be his mother-

Tommy: "I gathered my *Funniest Friends*" **sad wilbur noises AGAIN**

"Tubbo you want some alchohol?" "yeah okay!" had me dyinggg lmaooo

"I'ma sendin over tubbo ugh" XD

Pirates = drunk American with a gun, someone who likes bees and a boy who is famous for being young and small.

Tommy: confused Tubbo: abused Charlie: curious Jschlatt: jack sparrow

This entire video feels like a fever dream. Although that seems to be a common occurrence on this channel.

Just some of my favorite moments lol Tommy: we MURDERED him **silence** Ranboo: we did it! we committed murder! lets go guys! **Schlatt levitating up in the air** Charlie: Stop swimming! *Stop swimming!!* Tommy: STOP DRINKING-- Tommy: I don't think this is lonely island... Charlie: Is this where I slimed out of the sludge? Tommy: **confused and disgusted** Tubbo: HEY GUYS MY BOATS SMOKING NOW :D Charlie: That's... worrying- Tommy: heLLO?? *...* **Ranboo riding a giant weiner** **Playing Tubbennis** Charlie: Eah- a chika chika-- MM-- *EH HEE HEE* Schlatt: *HeE hEe* Ranboo: Why does he make michael jackson noises? Charlie, hiding in a hole, crying: She got climate changed into bones... **Tommy breaks the bones** Charlie, breaking down: nnnnooooOOOOOOOOOOO!! extra Tubbo: *back from the dead, kills slusan* Everyone: No, Tubbo! Tubbo: IM SO MAD!! Schlatt: Oh he figured it out at least! Ranboo: He figured it out! Mass murder! *...* Tubbo: I've got... Slusan's balls-

I was cry laughing when Schlatt was acting like Michael Jackson 12:27

am i the only one still wondering why charlie’s screen view is so realistic while the other still be living in pixle 😭💀😭

TommyInnit “All the people we met were insane along the way Jschlatt: *drinking water*

tommy used to be a huge fan of schlatt so whenever i see them together it makes me feel really good

Wealth, fame, power. The King of the Pirates, attained everything this world has to offer.

17:31 lol

Alternate title: "Bullying Tubbo as Pirates is Hillarious!"

The “Tubbo are you okay?” line from Schlatt made me want to do a rewrite of Smooth Criminal but about Tubbo, Tubbo tennis, and pirates.

Tubbo is the type of person that would ask "am I the captain?" And not wait for an answer

“She got climate changed into bones” has to be one of my favorite Charlie quotes

In this video, Tubbo died to: 3:03 Alcohol poisoning 8:25 Ingesting smoke and a boat explosion 10:54 Murder by being boiled alive in lava... 11:59 ...twice. 12:20 Murder by stabbing with a wooden sword... 12:33 ...also twice. 12:45 Oh and more boiling in lava. 13:05 Scratch that he got stabbed three times. 13:19 Boy-alluring noises. 14:45 Being sent into the endless vacuum of space for suspicious behavior. 20:44 And a bombing.

Ranboo & Tommy: Rediscovering a portal that's been labeled a myth for years Meanwhile on the other side of the island... *(various grunting & Michael Jackson noises)*

Tommy: 'Today I gathered my funniest group of friends!' *Sad Quackity noises*

"What is that, you inebriated f_ck" Best thing I've heard Charlie ever say 🤣

“Be careful, he’s a captain.” Is the new “be careful, he’s a lawyer” to Tubbo.

Shclatt: is literally levitating Tommy: STOP DRINKING

Tommy: actually trying to help Charlie Schlatt: drunk captaining Tubbo: Fake captaining Ranboo: Amongus cultist Charlie: absorbed back into his mom??

"Imma sendin over Tubbo" the amount of times I've just randomly whispered this and giggled to myself has concerned my friends and family

Charlie: “ima being sucked in to a black hole!” Also charlie: “ima sending over tubbo!”

Schlatt: Tubbo Stick! Tubbo Stick: **Is a sword**

Jshlatt sounded like Michael Jackson for a minute there.

I love how this starts off as them being pirates and ends with them being among us

The quality switch when the perspective changes from Charlie to anyone is hilarious

Charlie: "Ee-hee! Huh!" Schlatt: "What are you, Michael Jackson?!"

Schlatt is so cute when he said tubbo come back ill give you a tubbo cookie

Schlatt: *literally takes flight Tommy: “STOP DRINKING”

"can we play sea of thieves?" "no, we have sea of thieves at home" the sea of thieves at home:

Tommy: "Straight North" Jschlatt: *Proceeds to drive East*