HAHAHAH

That's actually pretty funny

Feels like a challenge sketch. "Give me three words"

...it worked & probably still does for "crackwhore Cinfessions".

I’ve always thought this was a big cuck joke

Salty Cabbage makes sense

Take your seat at the endless round table - the circle of life?

@Irritable Down syndrome You become a character in the Too Many Cooks universe's equivalent of Too Many Cooks

Salty Cabbage “Not enough Chefs”

You can make a religion out of this.

"i lOvE HoW..." "CaN WE alL JusT taKe a MoMenT to.;..//" "tHIs iS WhAt hAPPpenS WheN..." "wHoevEr dEcidEd to..." "wElL tHat..." "thIs iS HoW..." "i'M coNViNcEd tHaT ..." "WaTs iNTRereSTiNG is..." "--- BrouGhT mE hErE" " .... thAT esCALateD..." "i CamE hEre FoR...." "I'm a 191-yr-old metal guitarist and my wife just died and miscarried but she loved this song and we played it at her funeral and..." "honestly" "arguably" "shockingly" "literally" "incredibly"

My exact thoughts precisely!

Just like a sTeW

Honestly

It should try it drugs

This is literally the perfect comment to sum up this video

So there are 18,000,000 more characters then there were in 2014

@@j_onty intelligence 100

I was in the back.

For real though, didn't recognize the science kid in the beginning

wait stop why this true some asshole in a vest and a unibrow was added i’m scared😳😰

Me too. At first. But then it kind of does.

Just like life, am I right

Too many cooks spoil the plot.

toi ces sur que ca va pas bien direct

The plot is that there are too many cooks, and the killer has the noble job of thinning the herd.

Just like most KZfaq videos!

Sorry... REwatch?

like the first season of The Grabowskis, aye

@@Rideslow6977ah yeah thats true lol

@@ohurspecial5404of course, I bing all the episodes every couple years

Dude, now that you mention it, yes they do.

That's uncanny, well observed man.

*nightmares

Interstella

LEGIT

I remember not being able to sleep one night, and then this appeared on tv and my mind was blown. I was so confused at what i had watched but i wanted more.

That would be Mike Lazzo

@@MouseHuntExtendedDirectorsCut someone needs to make a defunctland level documentary on this

This isn't even the WEIRDEST thing that Adult Swim aired like this...

@@QAlchemist yeah Yule Log, This House Has People In It and Unedited Footage of a Bear are even more bizarre.

Hello fellow HN user!

"fUn FacT: ..." " [x] YeaRs LaTeR aNd..." "mE: noBoDY:" "wHeN yOU StarT ..." "... stIlL wAiTinG fOr ... " "pLot TwiST: ..." "...hAd to LooK tHis Up bEcuAse..." "goNnA TelL my KidZ tHaT ..." '''...StiLL cAnT beLievE hoW...:" "i lOvE HoW..." "leTs nOT ForgEt..." "eVerYtiME i WAtCh thIS..." "[x] YeaRs laTEr anD ..." "tHis FeeLs LikE..." "... iS tHe rEaL heRo ..." "ImaGinE tHinKinG..." "CaN WE alL JusT taKe a MoMenT to.;..//" "bRo iJuST ReaLizEd ..." "reMeMBer WhEN..." "tHIs iS WhAt hAPPpenS WheN..." "wHoevEr dEcidEd to..." "wElL tHat..." "thIs iS HoW..." "i LoVe HoW..." "i'M coNViNcEd tHaT ..." "WaTs iNTRereSTiNG is..." "--- BrouGhT mE hErE" " .... thAT esCALateD..." "i CamE hEre FoR...." "I'm a 191-yr-old metal guitarist and my wife just died and miscarried but she loved this song and we played it at her funeral and..." "honestly" "arguably" "shockingly" "literally" "incredibly"

😂😂😂

My therapist put me on a new pharmaceutical that ensures my brain preserves the memory of every scene of TMC in exacting detail, and since my insurance covers 5% of the cost it only costs me 67,000 dollars out of pocket per month.

@@BlastinRope worth it

Yes.

Is it possible for a content creator to update a video after they initially upload it?

I'm waiting for Guillermo Del Toro to guest appear as chair leg

He is a amazing Pappy McPoyle

Let’s not forget the goat Smarf

Racist piece of shit pie.

I knew I recognized Lars from that American Pie movie!

i had no idea what i was in for....kept waiting for a sketch about The Cooks, to start...

And when you skip it, the credits and the bar that says "watch next episode" appears...lmao

*skips intro* "Honey, I'm hom" *credits*

even better .imagine this on netflix and they put a fake skip intro button that doesnt work

I always forget about the animated portion

empty hospital waiting room in the middle of night sounds terrifying when watching this

They had you on that laughing gas haha.

This is the way. 😄

You're sitting there thinking you were far sicker than you were lol

did you check into the hospital after watching?

He was always the best of us!

HE DIDNT PUSH THE BUTTON-

But did it truly end?

George Teal too Many cooks remastered

It said "To be continued..." so technically it never ended but we can still never forget his sacrifice *puts hat over heart in remembrance*

Mission accomplished.

Its gotta be man. and all that off the air stuff, that's definitely made for us man. Has to be

Evan Fink it seems like it would work.

i'm not a pothead and it's only 9 pm here but i'm confused as fuck

I can confirm.. its tottaly true I REGRET NOTHING

Literally

It's true-ue-ue

yes i realized that

Yes. It was glorious. 'Rick and Morty' need to inadvertently stumble into 'Too Many Cooks'. It would be so much fun watching them trying to fumble their way out before they get slaughtered and turned into nothing more than end credits.

I remember waking up to some weird shit that I thought was a commercial but just ended up being some wild adult swim skit.

I wish they would do it again. "Unedited footage of a bear" was the most effective indictment of the pharmaceutical industry and overmedication of the populace I've ever seen. Truly terrifying.

Thank you, this comment convinced me to keep watching after the first or second iteration.

Unedited Footage of a Bear is also a work of genius. AS was sure in its artsy phase circa 2015.

Toffeefeathers that’s the fun of “too many cooks”

It's like the Monty Python spam sketch, only the segment goes insane with you.

Smell that anti-humor? I do.

@@superphantom100 Plus it fills our hearts with looooove.

Honestly I get tired of it after the 3-4 minute mark... and yet I can’t look away 😂 and this is easily my hundredth time watching it lolol

What do you want me to do about it? You’re the one who started singing it

You can't forget Lars Von Trier as Pie, way better than Matthew Kody Foster as Coat.

In my opinion Matthew Kody and Lars Von Trier’s performances both should have gotten an Emmy nomination

Yet no one talks about how the eagle never even got credit for their stellar performance.

@Mark D You know, you've really got to give it to Eagle, he's really outdone himself in comparison to his previous projects. You definitely can Eagle's growth in skill as an actor with his amazing performance in Too Many Cooks. The head turning in that scene really conveys a lot of emotions of which has never been seen in his career, Too Many Cooks may be Eagle's stepping stone to greater heights!

People were enraged that he wasn't portrayed by an actual sentient coat actor.

Like grease 1 2 and 3

really? i just feel like im gonna have some crazy nightmares

I fucking hate them so much

I'll never get my innocence back.

11:11 is the video end time so your 13 minute comment is false and should be corrected. Don't be stupid and reckless.

These were just hidden cameras in the Cook house across the street

Lol what's wrong with unpaid actors

They were paid actors, it's even their real names. Except for ... him, who is not credited.

@@Awelbeckk Um I think he was joking dude

@@Awelbeckk No they were all real, all of this happened. The man snapped in front of a live studio audience and killed all of the cast, including Smarf. He cannot be stopped.

1stt

Poggies

From timeworks

Guys sorry for using the p words I'm really sorry pls don't tell this to my mom

Same

Christina P. It feels like I’ve been watching this for years

Seriously... I've been watching for 10 minutes and it's only at 4 minutes.

I loved the 3rd year of watching

@@sungibatman1996 I think the 8th year is underrated though

Maddy Russo yeah 8th year

the guy who... killed everyone...

Ok.

What season is it on now? 😂

If you every feel the need to freeze frame, now you know why

Actually that'd be pretty brilliant, they did something similar where they made multiple versions of the same video "New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever". The effect is lost to time but on the website it used to be that a different version of this report would play when you would reload the page. You can find a compilation on YT but beware there's one version where the interviewee randomly starts screaming and it scared the fuck out of me LOL

Yeah actually same bro, same here on that. I'm too high for this

5 years ago

Same but I found even weirder stuff along the way to this video

No. That would be Broom Shakalaka

Saw this many years as well, know it was real even now, man this is weird as all hell.. And I first saw this on TV!

im the 270th liker

@@datboi7160 cool

“A pinch of salt and laughter too”

A SCOOP OF KIDS TO ADD SOME SPICE

A D a s h o f l o v e t o m a k e i t n i c e

me too LMAOO nobody appreciates that part enough

As another comment on this video once said: "Everybody gangsta until you're sitting around the non-euclidean dinner table"

Time? Lol

I totally expected that too haha xD

Non euclidean table

Relatable

And you kill then cook them?

@First Lastname don't you?

@@charlisestewart1031 no, I prefer to barbecue them or bake them

"Your Honor, I didn't mean to kill those people, but once that theme song started..."

i did!

No

@@Didnt_ask69 Yes

yes

Yes

HELL YEAH!!! HOORAH!

great, now the theme song won't get out of my head *laugh track plays*

Oh this was the intro?

What? That's ridiculous! Here I'll prove it! Too Many Cooks Too Many Cooks Too Many Cooks See! I told you it was stup- *DANIEL DANSON*

Don't try this at home.

You don’t even have to say it and you’ll be part of the intro

Oh so that's why... It is in normal fonts on my mobile

Inside number 9 pulled that off already

And have the characters try to explain away the actors disappearances

Yes!!!!

@@nikkirennardo5100 EVERYONE'S GONE TO COLLEGE

Ah, that rhymes.

He did it for money

Omg I didn't even catch that! I'm an even bigger LVT fan now. Most def.

JJAJAAJAJAJA YO TAMBIÉN

the title? Nobody notices?

This should replace the Library of Congress. Nothing else is needed.

@@Knuspabrot just an empty room except for a usb stick with this video downloaded on it

Imagine the screening

Unironically

This what we send out to space

gotta love the profile pic

You win the Internet?!!!!

C.O.O.K.S., assemble! We must spoil the plans of Mr. B.R.o.t.H.!

And it will never end hhhhhhhhhhh , believe me it will follow you to your grave .

Like when you are really fuckin stoned. And things keep going on forever.....

Yeah in the glass case thing right?

I want to watch it again to catch it but lmao I’m have a bad trip 💀🤣

@@RandomnesssE the first 30 -40 seconds he’s on the stair case 🤣💀

@@energeticbee8438 he's standing next to the little girl in her room too.

@@kevinwillems8720 First Sighting I've noticed is in the office on the shot after the girl with glass to the wall - he's stood to the left half covered by a wall

Starts out with the police show next time, Too Many Crooks.

Nico on the Beat oh damn youre famous can i have a shoutout? Worth a try

@@plasmaticlmao Be classy man jeez

@@plasmaticlmao Begging is probably gonna hurt your chances of getting a shoutout

Hour long theme song.

Unfortunately if you unfocus your eyes and gently search for them you can see the person in a yellow shirt over and over, so it is repeated

God

It’s obviously repeated…

@@VashTheStampFiend They assumed.

@@VashTheStampFiend it's obviously repeated...

To the point where you can’t tell what it is

"mE: noBoDY:" "wHeN yOU StarT ..." "... stIlL wAiTinG fOr ... " "pLot TwiST: ..." "...hAd to LooK tHis Up bEcuAse..." "goNnA TelL my KidZ tHaT ..." '''...StiLL cAnT beLievE hoW...:" "i lOvE HoW..." "leTs nOT ForgEt..." "eVerYtiME i WAtCh thIS..." "[x] YeaRs laTEr anD ..." "tHis FeeLs LikE..." "... iS tHe rEaL heRo ..." "ImaGinE tHinKinG..." "CaN WE alL JusT taKe a MoMenT to.;..//" "bRo iJuST ReaLizEd ..." "reMeMBer WhEN..." "tHIs iS WhAt hAPPpenS WheN..." "wHoevEr dEcidEd to..." "wElL tHat..." "thIs iS HoW..." "i LoVe HoW..." "i'M coNViNcEd tHaT ..." "WaTs iNTRereSTiNG is..." "--- BrouGhT mE hErE" " .... thAT esCALateD..." "i CamE hEre FoR...." "I'm a 191-yr-old metal guitarist and my wife just died and miscarried but she loved this song and we played it at her funeral and..." "honestly" "arguably" "shockingly" "literally" "incredibly"

@@sandygrungerson1177 Yeah, we get it, you're so unique and original. If you don't have anything nice or useful to say, kindly f*** off.

@@sandygrungerson1177 Ok, troll 👍

@@sergei_mikhailovich ok bot. 👋👋👋

imagine this in repeat

imagine this in repeat

It never ends.

@@kenesys8713 ikr

@@kenesys8713 ikr

... I wish for more cooks

magicalmysterygirl did you see "this house has ppl in it"? Same thing but 200× better

Gregory Frowendown I disagree, only because THHPII has a backstory and is loosely connected to another infomercial, and I think the whole universe in general in that video is just really creepy lol

Anyone who watched adult swim at 4am enough I'm sure were just like "idk what this is but this seems about right", AS has always been pretty out there.

Actually, word on the street is that he's going to be a nominee for "Most Convincing Role in T.V. or Film" at the next award show. Mr. Foster has always been a gifted actor. He played the role of Johnny Depp's bandanna in the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie. A truly inspiring performance.

Disco Legend I heard he also did his own stunts. Now that's amazing!!

I concur.

Did you guys hear about his sex tape?

How he has gone unnoticed by directors like Steven Spielberg and Christopher Nolan is beyond me.

So, what's it like knowing what awaits you in the 'afterlife'?

@@Jhymnbeau Honestly Not Much. It's Basically you're trapped being a cast member for ever.

....dude, what the fuck

If you are afraid of that, fear the day when it can generate actual episodes.

@@seamusquain2706 Except you get to be Smarf.

At least the stew is large enough to fit all the cooks.

I thought it was just really big.

imagine how that table must look at their POV, completely confusing

@@ARBB1 well maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth

"fUn FacT: ..." "eVERyboDy's GangSTa unTIl ..." " [x] YeaRs LaTeR aNd..." "mE: noBoDY:" "wHeN yOU StarT ..." "... stIlL wAiTinG fOr ... " "pLot TwiST: ..." "...hAd to LooK tHis Up bEcuAse..." "goNnA TelL my KidZ tHaT ..." '''...StiLL cAnT beLievE hoW...:" "i lOvE HoW..." "leTs nOT ForgEt..." "eVerYtiME i WAtCh thIS..." "[x] YeaRs laTEr anD ..." "tHis FeeLs LikE..." "... iS tHe rEaL heRo ..." "ImaGinE tHinKinG..." "CaN WE alL JusT taKe a MoMenT to.;..//" "bRo iJuST ReaLizEd ..." "reMeMBer WhEN..." "tHIs iS WhAt hAPPpenS WheN..." "wHoevEr dEcidEd to..." "wElL tHat..." "thIs iS HoW..." "i LoVe HoW..." "i'M coNViNcEd tHaT ..." "WaTs iNTRereSTiNG is..." "--- BrouGhT mE hErE" " .... thAT esCALateD..." "i CamE hEre FoR...." "I'm a 191-yr-old metal guitarist and my wife just died and miscarried but she loved this song and we played it at her funeral and..." "honestly" "arguably" "shockingly" "literally" "incredibly"

"fUn FacT: ..." "eVERyboDy's GangSTa unTIl ..." " [x] YeaRs LaTeR aNd..." "mE: noBoDY:" "wHeN yOU StarT ..." "... stIlL wAiTinG fOr ... " "pLot TwiST: ..." "...hAd to LooK tHis Up bEcuAse..." "goNnA TelL my KidZ tHaT ..." '''...StiLL cAnT beLievE hoW...:" "i lOvE HoW..." "leTs nOT ForgEt..." "eVerYtiME i WAtCh thIS..." "[x] YeaRs laTEr anD ..." "tHis FeeLs LikE..." "... iS tHe rEaL heRo ..." "ImaGinE tHinKinG..." "CaN WE alL JusT taKe a MoMenT to.;..//" "bRo iJuST ReaLizEd ..." "reMeMBer WhEN..." "tHIs iS WhAt hAPPpenS WheN..." "wHoevEr dEcidEd to..." "wElL tHat..." "thIs iS HoW..." "i LoVe HoW..." "i'M coNViNcEd tHaT ..." "WaTs iNTRereSTiNG is..." "--- BrouGhT mE hErE" " .... thAT esCALateD..." "i CamE hEre FoR...." " MUH LARS VON TRIERS THO" "I'm a 191-yr-old metal guitarist and my wife just died and miscarried but she loved this song and we played it at her funeral and..." "honestly" "arguably" "shockingly" "literally" "incredibly"

♫ _Not Enough Cooks (No-o-o-ot eeenough coooooks!)_ ♫ ♫ _Not Enough Cooks (No-o-o-ot eeenough coooooks!)_ ♫

No there are already too many FuKciNg COOKS!

but that would spoil the broth

Right? They were off by about two cooks. Now it just sucks!

Naw men i think they ware too many

Lol it was definitely unsettling, like waking in a nightmare.

I gave the blunt the hardest side eye, and had to think about how I may have accidentally dosed myself with acid or mushies

I thought my buddy laced the joint with something. Then I thought it was incredible.

I definitely saw it live and was absolutely bewildered and went online immediately afterward to be like "Dafuq did I just watch" along with lots of others

It was like watching the Scooby-Doo Blair Witch parody all over again. You had to be there.

I’ve always assumed that part in the dream is the sleep paralysis being acknowledged by our bodies while we dream. And we are actually trying to run but unable because we are sleeping.

Breaking the meme, you can tell she was told to make her movements more rushed and clumsy. I doubt they gave any of the actors any idea what was going on.

It reminds me of these weird dreams I have where I can float and sort of fly around but I can never quite manage to get back on the ground and I'm kinda always stuck floating around just barely about to get back only to start floating back up just a bit to prevent it.

@@FumblsTheSniper I thought she was just getting dizzy hahaha.

Never had one of those, normally I am the killer.

I was literally just thinking that

What if...adult swim is a interdimensional cable

@@tombkings6279 Would actually make sense, they have so much weird shit.

@@marblemilk1065 I would be scared watching it after 10pm

BALL FONDLERS

Dude happend to me yesterday

Went through the same thing today.

Get off the drugs jeez

@@knusperkeks98 and happened to me yesterday

Yeah last night I swear this video was 2 hours longer

Yeah it does.

We need to make that a thing

SCP-002 Many Cooks

@@jonathandunlop6342 big brain

Kinda reminds me of twice the number one