How are you going to point out Pinocchio’s smile, yet ignore that his nose is completely phallic?

Conclusion: kiddy coaster trains are scary

Is it just me or does the last coaster look like it's smoking something? I just cannot unsee it.

It looks like Spongebob with horns and smoking a blunt.

I didn't think these were so bad until it got to very long Jerry. Why is that so funny? Along with "Whoops started painting Tom the wrong colour, guess I'll just stop".

You gotta admit that a wacky worm probably has given a kid a nightmare before.

I wasn’t expecting a jojo reference but I’m not disappointed

LET’S GO THEME PARK CRAZY MADE A JOJO’S REFERENCE

0:24 The designers legit just took the 👁👄👁 face and ran with it

He managed to make a boring video idea into a really entertaining video

1: Miner Mike 2: Miner Mike 2: Miner Mike 4: Miner Mike 5: Miner Mike

10:25 damn, spongebob really let himself go.

7:46 Donald Duck after he first saw Daisy 9:34 Momo and Pinocchio had an affair 10:24 Spongebob got a lil bit high

*"Theme Park Crazy is a really good value!"* -RollerCoaster Tycoon, Atari

Can you make a video about the top 10 underrated flat rides?

Finally a Thomas the Tank Engine reference on this channel! Thank you very much!

How in the world did troublesome trucks made #6 that should be least creepiest..it’s just so meme worthy lol

Fact: If you say first, you're sure to get a blue shell frenzy your way

Please do the antithesis sometime if the top 10 coolest/ most visually appealing trains like the Orange Streak, I need eyebleach

Sees miner Mike train: OH MY GOD

The top coolest go kart tracks in the world would be fun, like the Trojan Horse in Wisconsin Dells

This is just a guy roasting children’s roller coasters I love it

2:24 Primetime Jojo reference. This ride will be the closest we'll ever get to experience the grand daddy of all parks. Polnareff Land baby!!!

oh wow ive been on the Pinocchio one, i never realised just how creepy it looked as a kid lmao

The name "Fruit Shaped Pulley" is even more weird than the train.

_“What were they thinking with these train designs?”_ Yes, what _were_ they thinking?? I have absolutely no idea what they were thinking or even what they were smoking when they designed them!

TPC still out here again and again with content 10x more creative and approachable than any other enthusiast channel. Keep it up Peter, you the real MVP 💯💯💯

Thank you for reminding me the Whopperrito was a thing.

I’ve been to Kennywood, growing up we always were going to all the giant theme parks. It was a really a nice change from those. It’s small and kinda nice when the weather is good.

I went on the Troublesome Trucks coaster at Drayton Manor as a kid, and didn’t find it creepy at all.

Another awesome video and a fun idea. #1 was truly an awful train design. It looked like Spongebob after years of rotting 😂. The other ones that stood out to me was Fruit Worm Pulley which looked scary and odd and the Pinocchio coaster which both featured a creepy mouth and a nose that did not look kid-appropriate.

I’d like to bleach my eyes while on a rollercoaster as well!

Hey theme park crazy!! I love your channel and you have inspired me to become an enthusiast myself, keep up the good work!!!

Glad to see someone do some research when covering something related to Thomas the Tank Engine. To be fair though, the Troublesome Trucks could have some hilariously unsettling faces in the show, much like the ride had. 😂

2:23 OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Drayton Manor faces for the Troublesome Trucks are pretty close to the show, where the face masks in use between 1986 and 2008 could be pretty creepy. Points for accuracy, I guess?

Your writing has gotten a lot better bro keep it up :)

The last one has a clear message: Kids, don't do drugs!

I love the couple freaking out while watching Thomas

is it just me or are all the coasters on this list kiddie coasters

That last "unnamed" coaster is creepy as hell. I'm thinking it was designed to mimic the demonic face of my ex. Her likeness has sent more than a few grown men screaming into the night.

0:38: Frozen toilet seats? 😂❄️🚽

LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!! YOUR. THE BEST!!! Thanks for putting so much hard work into each video!!❤️❤️❤️

I remember 10 years ago, I was on holiday in greece and I saw a kiddy ride that seemed quite unsettling. It was one of those static train rides you usually see at supermarkets or shops. However, what made it unsettling was that it had a face which looked a lot like the face that was on the back of King Crimson's album "In the Court of the Crimson King". Not only that, every couple of minutes, it would have it's idle sound playing which sounded like a ghost train whistle as it had an echo effect in it. At least that's how memory serves me.

Amazing content as always!

I think the most scariest ones for me are the bearded Man, The Wacky Worms, the clown one (I absolutely hate clowns) and the Pinocchio one

Been waiting for this!

Please do a “Top 20 Scariest Roller Coaster Ride Experiences” video next!

The Roller coaster at Popeye village was my first ever roller coaster. The RCDB page is actually wrong and operated from the mid 90s onwards. It may have left and returned. I have a picture of me and my sister riding it in 1996/7 on a family holiday. It seemed huge to us at the time

LOL Madness! The picture at 1:24, with the lion statue, is my hometown of Reading, UK. It's the Winter Wonderland event In Forbury Gardens that is put on around christmas.

Finally. That Pinocchio one scared the socks off of me.

4:42 YO THAT PARK IS LIKE 5 MINUETS AWAY FROM ME

Screw the jojo reference, that Thomas and Friends fan service felt AMAZING. It's less off with the ones that are styled after the CGI series

after watching this video, a demented part of my brain wants universal to add in one of those caterpillar coasters to super nintendo world, and have Waluigi's face on the train. That'd be cursed

"Fortunately, Grestlauer is a safe manufacturer" New Texas Giant and the Smiler: *Are we jokes to you?*

loving this spooky content 😌🥰

Good video, I've Never notice how weird some of the coasters are until now

Now that I think of it, the smiler train is probably just a troublesome truck that took some assortment of psychoactive drugs

The family fun center my parents occasionally took me to in Oklahoma back during my 90s early kidhood had a realistic Miner Mike, so it's hard not to see that dopey grin and not think of happy memories of what feels like an alternate universe compared to now.

I have been waiting for this

i saw you uploaded, went and made lunch just so i can sit down and watch this

love your vids keep up the great work

Haha first time being new, love you videos I’ve been watching for years

1:12 confused on which is scarier, reply your answers: •Freddy Krueger Worm •Olaf Caterpillar

Do the top 10 best in house made coasters next

Yeesh. That Fruit-Shaped Pulley one seriously reminds me of Penguin's Rubber Duck car from _Batman Returns._

I’d love to see a video on the wierdest themed coasters like Furius Bacco, Wilde Hilde and Slinky Dog Dash.

love your channel ❤️❤️

that last coaster is literally the scariest ride I've ever seen, thank you

Imagine the guy designing some random Wacky Worm coaster thinking to himself: "Yep. This will definitely give children nightmares."

Hey TPC! Are you planning to make a sequel for this sometime in the future? If so then I found a creepy looking train on a roller coaster called Sphinx in Greenland amusement park, Auro, Kumamoto, Japan. The train features a pharaoh's mask with a dead stare as if it has seen things the park doesn't want you to know and it can also look like that frightening police sketch of Derrick Todd Lee. I will definitely be thrilled for a sequel!

As a Thomas the Tank Engine fan, I salute you for talking about a Thomas themed attraction in your video (in detail, no less).

“Laughing while smothering you with a pillow while you sleep” Excuse me What the hell

i actually remember riding the troublesome trucks ride when I was young. I didn't think the carts looked bad but now looking back at it years later I see the scariness in it. Not going to lie but the ride is actually pretty good for young thrill seekers, I consider it

Do you ever get the feeling like one of your favorite youtubers inconspicuously used your previous comments to write lines for the video? Its nice

Idk what’s funnier, imagining that train chewing gum while it derails all its passengers or that long THICC Jerry.

Great vid!

Wow, miner mike looks so familiar, and I can't figure out why 2:01 WHAT? Thats Haunted Trails. a little arcade/mini golf place like 3 miles from where I grew up. So cool!!

1:25 It's the snowman centipede; I'll go stand in the corner now.

"I, theme park crazy have a dream" *giorno's theme intensifies*

I actually thought #4 was kind of cute-

great vid!

Fruit-shaped Pulley's train has red pupils because they're relatively common on Chinese dragons, especially the big puppet ones used in parades and plays. Which are what that train is based on. I honestly find the Pinfari clown just genuinely goofy.

Awsome video so far👍

So moral of the story is stay away from children's coasters. Especially ones that have caterpillars, clowns, only existed for a few years, or are a wacky worm model.

also, can you do the top ten scariest rollercoasters you have ridden! I would love to see that!

1:37 i see miner mike in my nightmares sometimes 4:33 yooo that's one of my favourite kiddy coasters!!

"Max en Moritz" (Efteling, double Mack coaster, non-inverted) has the best themed carraiges in the world. Change my feking mind

if only actual cartoonists designed the trains

I can’t believe we’re getting a roller coaster for the Frozen franchise at Hong Kong Disneyland!

10:44 Honestly thought it was smoking a joint before you said they were tusks. What is that, like, 300 pounds of clay? Lol

I love these videos

Honestly Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster face is not that bad, its more awkwardly cute than creepy, maybe its just because I grew up watching enough Thomas the Tank Engine as a kid.

You deserve 1 mil plus subs

All of these will literally give real trains nightmares.

The real scariest roller coaster train is the roller ghoster from planet coaster. Also I actually like #1 and #3

Ah, the classic troublesome trucks (back when they were actually troublesome). As a fan of TTTE, I don’t find the trucks faces “creepy.” Not even when I was younger. This trucks faces on this ride are decently accurate...at least for the model series. But I believe in Massachusetts, their faces represent the CGI rendered faces.

The worm is iconic in Mexico, all fairs and festivals have one. We call them "La oruga chapeada" which means "The Blushy Caterpillar"

I recently rode a Wacky Worm at Lake Winnepesauka in Georgia during their Halloween event. An appropriate train design for the occasion.

7:45 what the actual...