A little disclaimer: I am not a Disneyland Cast Member. I just recreated the Jungle Cruise spiel and added in the appropriate sound effects to create the environment of what the ride sounds like! Also, this is a completely fictitious day at Disneyland for entertainment purposes only. Disneyland is closed and I did not just take a trip to the park so I hope you all are staying safe and enjoy this virtual day at Disneyland! What are some other video topics you'd like to see covered?

“oh hey look there’s my face....oops it’s too dark no face reveal yet” WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO US

Everybody:Freaking out about being first. Me:Freaking out about TPM's impression for the jungle cruise.

I’m literally wearing my Mickey ears and eating a giant churro while watching this to replicate the full experience

i'm 24 and i never been to a disney park, so this video makes so happy to my dream..

you really made a joe exotic joke on jungle cruise lmaooooo

I was supposed to be there today but at least I can be there virtually

Fun fact: usually on splash mountain, the last seat in the far back, is the seat that ends up staying the driest. This is either because all the water goes on the people in front of you and reacts more like a shield. Or, due to the speed of the log, the water goes over you and not splashing you.

I love Disneyland dark rides, they're the reason I go. 😂

Me screaming on the virtual drops and everyone looking at me like I’m crazy... Edit: wow 300 likes! Looks like I’m not the only one desperately in search for something to cure my boredom during quarantine.

1:43 Alice in Wonderland 5:34 Jungle Cruise 13:23 Haunted Mansion Holiday 21:05 Splash Mountain 24:00 The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 27:09 Smugglers Run 37:26 Disney Land Railway 40:15 Incredicoaster 43:07 The Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout 47:58 Radiator Springs 53:38 Paint the Night

I can't remember the last time I went on a Roller Coaster and got that amazing sensation. Quarantine sucks :C

This is the closest I’ll be to Disney in a very long time 😪

I’d love to go to Disneyland with this guy lol I love Disneyland facts and trivia

13:04 what?!?? TPM just went visco on us!! Hey I ain't complaining 😂😂

I love how his Inner theatre kid has been released in this vlog

Wait, no Pirates? I was waiting to smell the bromine through the screen

YES, I actually love this cause its fun to watch and it's the closest I get to disney parks

When the incredicoaster goes upside down, it’s feels like you’re going more down than up. Just my opinion 😆

These videos are keeping me sane during these almost 7 months Disneyland has been closed 😢😢😢

Finally, I’ve been so bored.

Holy crap, I watched the whole video and didn't notice it was ONE HOUR LONG!

I'm a college student quarantining alone in my dorm room. Haven't seen my professors, friends, family, or my partner for months, haven't spoken to someone face to face in forever, and I needed this video so much! I didn't want it to end. Thank you so much !!!

The thing that makes me scared on the incredicoaster is the countdown that makes me feel like you have to get ready,like,you HAVE to 😂 but the rest is awesome 😎

“Joe exotic has not been able too spot this tiger” I’m dead

I got TPM vids keeping me happy while at home all day

other people on rides: puts their hands up and screams Me on rides: makes the weirdest face and holds on for my life

I’ve never been to either Disney parks in my life, so this was a very exciting experience! My parents aren’t taking me to Disney world until at least next year, so this was an awesome way to replicate the experience! Can’t wait to ride these for real one day!

I thought you were SOOOO funny when you were our Jungle Cruse Skipper!!!! Thank you so much for that!!! 😆 I laughing so hard right now! “THE BACK SIDE OF WATER WOOOOO!!!” 😆

THIS LITERALLY MADE MY DAY

I cried multiple times watching this. Thank you for making this video I needed it! :)

Goodbye Splash Mountain. I'll miss you as I miss Tower Of Terror Also you were the best Jungle Cruise skipper I've seen. You should apply.

I have really enjoyed you being a skipper on Jungle Cruise. It was for sure the best part, sure had me laughing and smiling the whole time. Thank you for that. Really enjoy the videos you share.

Me: Sees TMP posted another hour long video. Checks plans. 12 am - 12 pm: Being bored. I got time. Bring it on. Also I’ve never been to Disneyland so this is great

"I always make sure to say hi to the little roasty-toasties and to that guy. Actually I don't know him so maybe I won't do that" that was great XD

1:15 If I made of mii about these guys their expressiveness would be a 3 out of 8 3/8

TPM : makes these TPM : I’m not the messiah Everyone: he is the messiah

“I’m not sure where I am ether” = getting stuck on mr.toads

It feels like i'm at DISNEYLAND during Covid -19. Thank you TPMVIDS for the video.

This is a constant reminder that if I go to Disneyland I will not get sleep because I get home at like 2 am and start getting ready at 4 am

imagine if he did a field trip with fans all the facts in the middle of rides i would LOVE that

12:34 TPM: GET OUT! TPM: Oh I am sorry that was rude TPM: Please, GET OUT! I laught at that pretty hard

I love how genuinely excited you were to make the recordings on this video, like the jungle cruise and haunted mansion. It sounds like you had a lot of fun! I'm more of a DW girl, since I live on the East Coast, but this video was awesome to watch while I'm stuck at home, dreaming of going back to my favorite place in the world. It did make me cry a little, watching this and thinking of how empty (most of) the parks are right now across the world, but I'm so happy to see how passionate people still are about the things they love and that there's hope we'll be going back to those things soon! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

I feel like our big brother is taking us to Disneyland and he's just a Disney enthusiast.

i’m so glad the incredicoaster made it onto this list!! it’s so underrated people are missing out!

I have never Been to Disney land so this is the closest I have to going also I love this Chanel ❤️

Tower of Terror over Mission Break Out: Imagineers worked so hard to blend tower of terror into Hollywood land and even mimicked the Art Deco style of the actual hollywood tower hotel. It’s a shame that all that hard work is almost all gone now, pretty much just covered up by a new ride. In the line you can even see the remnants of all the decor and theming they put in, now just covered up in paint and rustic metal painting. Don’t get me wrong, Guardians of the Galaxy’s: Mission Break Out is still a good ride, I just miss the atmosphere and all the hard work imagineers put into building the tower of terror.

14:25 of course there’s always my way, my way or the HIGHWAY

I’m sorry I love the rides but I came here for his awesome commentary

In the holiday mansion, there are so many ghost puns. Is this vampirina?

When he turned into the jungle cruise guide, I lost it😂

Same as you, Radiator Springs Racers: 1- I love Lightning McQueen, he's my favorite character since Cars was released and he's voiced by one my favorite celebrities; Owen Cunningham Wilson. He grew up in Dallas, Texas, and he has two brothers; Andrew is his older brother & Luke is his younger brother. Cars has been around since the year I was born, and I gotta tell you, the movies were really great! Especially Cars 3, which was released in 2017, it was my favorite, I'll tell you why. First of all, Lightning McQueen is back, but there's a snag, he's not who he used to be. In his past, he was an arrogant, selfish, mean, and rude rookie, but now, Hi-Tech racer Jackson Storm acted the same way. Jackson Storm is my 2nd favorite character voiced by my Armie Hammer, but he's not like his character. He's also my favorite celebrity. Anyway, in the movie, McQueen has a hard time trying to be as fast as Storm. Well, let's face it, Storm is young racer with 850-horsepower V-8 engine that allows him to race at 207 mph, (Lightning has a light and slender body with a 750-horsepower V-8 engine that let's him reach 60 mph in 3.2 seconds on his way to reach a 200-mph top speed), but in the movie he reaches 198 mph, he's a much older racer. And during a race, McQueen ended up the same way Doc Hudson did, he crashed. Then he trains with Cruz Ramirez, she was unknown to me, as I kept watching, I realized who and what she really was, she dreamed of being a racer, but she left the race before it even started because she let other tell her who they want her to be when she clearly can who she wants to be. I love Cars 3 'cause it deals with reality; let me give you profound advice; 'You can be whoever you want to be. Because that's what growing up is. Becoming who you want to be.' The point is, 'Don't let others tell you what you can, and cannot be'. In Pursuit of Happyness, Chris Gardner said to his boy, "Don't ever let someone tell you, you can't do something. Not even me. You got a dream, you got to protect it. People can't do something themselves, they want to tell you you can't do it. You want something, go get it. Period." This is the quote i'm gonna live by forever. Anyway, my name is Harrison P. 'Harry' Neves and now you know what my favorite ride at Disneyland. Thank you.

DID YOU JUST SAY HERES THE TEA?!!I never knew I needed you saying that

Was so shocked to hear when you said it was you on jungle cruise. Did you or do you still work there? If so you have a wonderful job.

i just spent an hour of my night watching a virtual disney trip and it was so worth it

Your Jungle Cruise voiceover was FABULOUS. I was laughing so hard.

This is the kind of content I didn't even know I needed right now. Thank you TPM! Your videos always bring a smile to my face and I adore watching them. This was a nice little escape from the reality of the world right now.

I love TPM VIDS SO MUCHHHH❤️😅❤️

I got Ramons side so much that I never realized there WAS a Luigi side until this video! I love this video, makes me miss Disneyland soooo much. Thanks for putting this up!

Did anyone else see the name "Jhonny Boy" on the naughty/nice list and think "a guy named Jhonny Boy worked on Haunted Mansion Holiday?"

That was amazing! I spent that whole hour with my VR headset and headphones on, in a chair, leaning all directions like I'm really on the ride!!😁 of course, Tower of Terror was hard to replicate😂

This channel makes me always happy when I watch it

I believe i've heard goofy's laugh on Buzz Lightyear Astro blaster at a certain part only if you hit a target.

58:11 BEST PART OF THE PARADE (it's so nostalgic)

YOU KNOW WHAT!!!! I AGREE with you on the INCREDICOASTER!!! the music and story and everything makes it such a better coaster than it already was and i am all here for it!! loved this video btw you’re awesome!!

Love these videos! Helping me with quarantine

I love how much you can tell that Disneyland cast members just love their jobs.

Alright now Disney!! Coming through with a spectacular display of a parade!! Probably the best I’ve seen in a long time very cool. Great content!

29:56 Thank you! I loved being the Engineer in Smuggler's Run. #TeamEngineer

“Ok so here’s the tea” 13:04

the puns on the jungle cruise gives me life.

Anyone else watching during quarantine? Im literally watching all the vids because I miss Disneyland so muchhhh 😭

I looooove your jungle cruise narration part. Awesome!!

I love your content man, I'm a huge disneyland fanatic just like you. Every time I go to disneyland I wish I could go their every day. Splash mountain and toy story mania are some of my favorite rides, what are yours? Do you think you could do another disneyland vs Disney world me and my friend have been waiting for a new one. I always start my days in disneyland we usually go to star tours first. What do you think about the new star wars land at disneyland I like star tours way more than smugglers run mission breakout. I think they have the exact same concept but star tours has a way better vibe that I get when I ride it. 💖 Keep doing your thing💕

The voice over on the jungle cruise really got me😂😂 I was like “Hey! That guy sounds just like yo- oh wait...”

i remember when me and my brother went to disney land he wanted to go on the incredicoaster but i didn’t do i sat on the pier and waited for him, but while i was waiting i had to hear that HEAD BACK FACE FORWARD AND HOLD ON 5 4 3 2 1 GO soooooooo many times 😂😂😂

Paint the Night is so cool. Even though it's no longer at Disneyland, they still have it over in Hong Kong

Mickey and the Magical Map is the best!!

18:30 I *knew* there was gonna be a Jack Skellington animatronic!

"Awww look that pride of lions is protecting that zebra as is sleeps how cute we'll just leave them rip I mean akonamatata" TPM vids

I hope Mickey’s Halloween party is still happening

38:28 do I here coughing?!?!😳

I can feel the Gradians of the Galaxy even in my own chair. I feel so light like I can fly😨

This is great i miss Disneyland so much and I used to go all the time and this made me feel so happy 😀

I once heard a skipper on the Jungle Cruise say, "Oh, look, there's Trader Sam. The other day he made a salad with his wife, I think he's going to miss her." Edit: Thank you so much for doing this, I moved from the West Coast to the East Coast so it's not as easy to go there, and I love Disneyland, it was my entire childhood when we went! I miss it to the point of being Disneyland-sick (kinda like homesick), and I hope I can work at Disneyland, whether as a Cast Member Imagineer. Another Edit: I couldn't find the armadillo in the Grand Canyon scene on the railroad, did you see it TPM?

You are so lucky to see Paint the Night Parade! That is by far my favorite parade. I wish bring it back!

I personally like the Cheshire cat part at the end of the Alice in Wonderland ride because thats my favorite character and I'm kinda sad it's gone :( but i'm happy I see him on the side of the ride in the rocks that makes it better lol

That Joe Exotic joke bit was hilarious

Got excited as soon as I saw this notification🙂 love your vids!!!!

I thought we were in quarantine!

“Okay that’s enough Map” is my favorite part lmao

21:08 I been on Splash Mountain at Disneyland, but there's a fact, I've gotten showered if I sit in row 1, so for my future, if I sit in row 1 again, I'm wearing a poncho.

Please do more videos like these at other parks like Universal, these are really helping me get through all of this current mess. Keep up the good work!

I like the enginer job to it gives u a chance to get good pics

The jungle cruise segment was just nonstop dry humor and wit. I loved it so much.

I know it's probably corny to say, but I really needed this video. I've been having a rough time and getting to 'go' to the park was really nice. I especially enjoyed having you along, because it felt like I was going with a friend! Thank you for this, this was an incredibly sweet thing of you to do.

5 stars! The tour was absolutley amazing, TPM is a superb tour guide. Many puns were included in this experience as well, which made it even better! Will gladly be coming back......what's that? I was sitting in a box for an hour, shaking it, and screeching like a stupid little girl? Well...you're not wrong.

I love this! I miss going to Disneyland, and this makes me feel like I'm right at the park going on these rides! Keep up the great work with these amazing videos!

i’m i the only one that was crying the whole time watching this? 😭😭😭

Who actually watched the WHOLE thing like me? Oh? I’m the only one?? Ok...