Top 10 Dumbest Motorcycle Accessories

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These have to be the strangest (and most idiotic) motorcycles accessories I've ever seen. Watch to find out what they are!
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CHAPTERS
0:00 Intro
0:35 Angel Wing Projection Kit
1:50 Rain Poncho
4:17 Turn Signal Vest
5:23 Handlebar Clock
6:26 Cruise Control Clamp
7:46 Ugly Seat Cover
8:36 LED Spark Plug Caps
9:24 Train Horn
10:36 Stud Gloves
11:18 Gear Shift Lever Protector

Пікірлер: 167

@travisruss9790 6 ай бұрын

You need to do a video researching the aerodynamic improvements of using the furry helmet covers. With ears, without, versus devil horns and visibility of chartreuse versus hot pink.

@SeducedMonk3y 6 ай бұрын

I can tell you the elmo one you aren't riding on the highway with. Start getting 50mph+ it feels like it's ripping your head off.

@brokeandtired 6 ай бұрын

The biggest danger of the bike waterproof poncho is it acting like a sail, then lifting over the front of a riders helmet reducing visibility to absolute ZERO at 50mph.

@NoFrictionZone 6 ай бұрын

@@SeducedMonk3y I can vouch for this!! Kids absolutely dig it though.

@killersodas7695 6 ай бұрын

@SeducedMonk3y try 185km/h with a bunny head :) it's honestly not that bad only feels a Lil funny if you are shoulder checking and the ears fly around 😂

@chunksyy 6 ай бұрын

The reduced aerodynamics are well worth the wind noise reduction to those who want to keep their hearing intact/hear their bike not the wind, and don't mind looking like an idiot.

@thirdeyemonkey 6 ай бұрын

I lived in Vietnam for a year. The rain poncho was an absolute necessity during rainy season when it rains every day for six months lol

@alextran3147 5 ай бұрын

Got caught in the rain last year when i was in vietnam it was insane lol

@jhindeag 2 ай бұрын

as a vietnamese myself, i went straight to comments as the rain poncho comes up

@kiaraperry3676 6 ай бұрын

Decibels are a logarithmic scale, if something is 10 db louder than something else, it's ten times as loud. So if 190db is the loudest sound possible in our atmosphere, then even 200db would be TEN TIMES LOUDER. I'm crying xD

@ViscountAlbany 6 ай бұрын

10dB increase makes it twice as loud

@ProductBasement 6 ай бұрын

I might actually get something like the clock. Knowing how late I am for something "influences" my "riding style". What else am I going to do, get out the owner's manual and figure out how to change the built-in clock every 6 months?

@stewybot 6 ай бұрын

My dad had those handlebar watches on all his old bikes. He loved them 😂

@trulsvian 6 ай бұрын

Ashtray, umbrella holder and coupe heater is the real MVPs of mc accessories.

@KimmoJaskari 6 ай бұрын

The weird scooter poncho makes pretty good sense to me. Put it on, ride, your normal clothing stays dry. Take it off at your destination. Looks like a pain to deal with but I wished I had that kind of wind protection when I briefly rode a Burgman 650. Not having a tank to grip made it mighty drafty down in the uh central regions.

@aalu2686 6 ай бұрын

its honestly an amazing invention for tropical countries.

@BBR333 6 ай бұрын

The best when I lived in Vietnam. Works great for a scooter, but death on a motorcycle. The silly clear panel is for the headlight.

@alextran3147 5 ай бұрын

@@BBR333i was about to say these are everywhere in vietnam and come in handy lol

@JohnCunningham-sy5ug 6 ай бұрын

Riding in the rain blows anytime. Been five hundred miles from home with two days of rain surprise. There is no remedy except the hotel bar. 💩🤬🤬

@10toes2wheelsdown 6 ай бұрын

Those air cushions are a game changer! Best thing I ever bought for my motorcycle. Have a backup on the shelf! However, I'm no spring chicken..........

@jonathonlong6504 6 ай бұрын

The freaking horn has me dead😂😂 100,000 db, would literally melt the earth

@oryankibandi3556 6 ай бұрын

Yammie's battle against China continues.

@TheresGabe 6 ай бұрын

Have you ever ridden 700+ miles a day? Throttle lock is a game changer. Nothing sketchy about it.

@samzaman7992 6 ай бұрын

700 kms a day!! Dont think he can do 70 kms a day.

@5tahlin 6 ай бұрын

Please buy and review that 100000db horn. And maybe invite a scientist to explain what would happen on earth if a sound that loud could (?) be produced.

@rkt88403 6 ай бұрын

I had a couple of the handlebar clocks. First one lasted a couple years riding in all kinds of weather. Second one lasted about a day and a half.

@Wojtekpl2 6 ай бұрын

Clock is quite a nice addition. Also that "cruise control" is working. Helps you relive stress from your wrist during long rides. Of course it has to be tight enough to not move by itself, but not too much so you can easily "override it" manually. But I have better brand , Go Cruise if I remember. Air cushion helps. Not by that brand but it works.

@jarekpszuk6944 6 ай бұрын

5:51 Watch enthusiast spotted. Papa Yam, now need you need to share your watch collection, that's the law.

@someguy9520 6 ай бұрын

I have a similar cruise control setup, but it can be loosened with the push of a button. It clamps hard enough to stay true even on highway speeds and high rpm, yet you can still adjust the throttle if need be Works with a plate that pushes a spring with a silicone pad against the throttle tube. The friction between the grip and silicone pad, are what "locks" it in place. But it never stopped me from just closing the throttle in some close calls

@squidlybytes 6 ай бұрын

Came here to say this, I've got the same thing. It doesn't 'lock' the throttle so much as it just barely stops it from closing under spring tension. 8/10, excellent device.

@cujoedaman 3 ай бұрын

@@squidlybytes Agreed, I have the same thing and it works perfect. I very rarely have to adjust the screw to keep it "just tight enough". A lot of the reviews, I assume, just don't understand how it's supposed to work or that you're not supposed to remove your hand from the throttle (even though we all do it). I only use it on longer trips, not in town where I might have to suddenly slow down because of some idiot cutting in front of me.

@pgchris87 6 ай бұрын

I bought that shift lever rubber and it's actually not bad at all. If your stock one is worn off or whatever it's a good replacement.

@yeahitskimmel 6 ай бұрын

That was the one that I actually thought could be useful in limited scenarios. I'd bet they're popular in countries where riding in sandals is a thing lol

@pgchris87 6 ай бұрын

@@yeahitskimmel i mean i don't know about the "anti skid performance" 😂 or what the hell that even means but as a regular lever cover it works. And it's dirt cheap, like a buck or 2. Maybe a busa squid that has it tested with flip flops can give a more detailed review.

@ZootSuitJZ 5 ай бұрын

Thanks to your commentary about the air horn. I now HAVE to get one. 😂😂😂

@andygrengs2838 6 ай бұрын

In regards to the horn; being loud just for the sake of being loud really is the American thing ever. Just ask the Harley riders.

@bobjohnson1633 6 ай бұрын

Being inconsiderate to your neighbors is actually anti-American.

@arealious25 6 ай бұрын

We need more of these.

@booyaka41688 6 ай бұрын

We need to talk about heat tape! The more heat tape, the more baddass bike is

@AkshatBhardwaj-yf7ck 6 ай бұрын

ok guys fun fact 1000 db noise will create an blackhole big enough to eat entire earth !!

@maxamps45 2 ай бұрын

Submarine active sonar can produce sounds up to 250db of sounds. it's enough to liquefy anything alive and it's even used to defend against enemy frogmen approaching your sub.

@tjey379 6 ай бұрын

You are crazy 👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍 but am sympathetic towards the clock thingy. I miss the clock on my old TVS RTR.

@HawgRiderBC 6 ай бұрын

Come on Yam, you can't lay something like that "Humility" bike and not give us any information? I'm gonna have nightmares.

@NinjaSimms 5 ай бұрын

Those handlebar watches are super helpful for those of us who ride daily rather than just weekends with groups.

@ppppp5801 6 ай бұрын

LOL. The Rain poncho thing is pretty famous in my country Nepal. Literally everyone has one.

@WillL-rj4ov 6 ай бұрын

That's right kids, "Buy Yours Today"! Thanks Yammie for another good video

@VictorGoRar 6 ай бұрын

Still cool with extra lighting.

@JoeDirtDang 6 ай бұрын

The angel wings, signaling vest, and the cushion seems prettty practical for safety and confort.

@mommytsunami Ай бұрын

Insane traffic + monsoon rain = poncho is pretty nice

@tempo4119 6 ай бұрын

Make this a Series!!!!

@happyboi12 6 ай бұрын

Most accurate translation I have for Haozaikeji with Chinese as my mother tongue is “thank god for (the existence of) technology”😂

@jvillain9946 6 ай бұрын

The worst motorcycle mods are Harley mods because you can't make a Harley any better. The best you can hope for is to make almost usable.

@bigding4507 6 ай бұрын

You forgot gremlin bells to ward off those evil road spirits.

@SockM4n 2 ай бұрын

6:17 The picture in the back is hilarious

@coku636 6 ай бұрын

Come on Yamm where is the daytona 660 "if you can call it that" video We know that it is bothering you inside not realeaseing a video about that

@user-dv7hb2sc9m 6 ай бұрын

Guardian Angel Wings of LIGHT >> Yes Sir, the Ghost Rider(famous elusive rider) probably generated these wings naturally as he sped off into the nights eluding all cars, helicopters, & military jets of the world.......KRASH

@FLseahawk 6 ай бұрын

Omg, I'm dying. Holy smokes. Excellent.

@raist315 5 ай бұрын

I honestly was in tears by the end of this! 100,000 DB!!

@drpin1 6 ай бұрын

The train horn bit 😂

@wayneisname4544 6 ай бұрын

I had to get the 100,000db horn. I'd like to think my little honda rebel 250 is a weapon of mass destruction

@kennethanway7979 6 ай бұрын

I like the clock and horn...never had a bike with a clock, and don't wear a watch. All bike horns are too quiet...

@bobjohnson1633 6 ай бұрын

Get a decent watch. It's the manly thing to do

@kennethanway7979 6 ай бұрын

@@bobjohnson1633 I've got a Fossil...decent watch, but too cheap to put a new battery in it. Also retired and have a great sense of time!

@ThePwNzclan 6 ай бұрын

I'm fairly certain 100k decibels would actually shatter the earth and turn any living beings in the immediate area unto actual paste

@sportstermissions 6 ай бұрын

Damn it, you gotta do another one of thesd, I'm dying over here!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@frankmarkovcijr5459 6 ай бұрын

Toe cutter would love those gloves!

@nocturna1nj 6 ай бұрын

Getting those angel wings LEDs!

@elcookiemonsteru 6 ай бұрын

I think i need a train horn to my 600RR.......................................................... lol

@wulfdean 6 ай бұрын

I'm definitely buying them horn of death, look forward to my review on my KZfaq soon 😂thanks Yammie

@the_winged_helm 6 ай бұрын

Please try them out before Monday, thanks!

@wulfdean 6 ай бұрын

@@the_winged_helm its gotta cpme on the slow boat from China so won't be happening too soon sozz

@the_winged_helm 6 ай бұрын

@@wulfdean you really gonna make me go to work, huh? 😁

@DocFord772 6 ай бұрын

Bro I LOVE the content and channel, been a long time watcher but PLEASE stop saying “tested to military spec” like it’s a good thing. Spent over 6 years in the service and to quote Inigo Montoya “I don’t think that means what you think it means”

@SkylerB17 6 ай бұрын

the fucking train horn segment killed me 😭😭😂😂 that shit was fucking hilarious. 100k dB. goddamn yea, the earth probably would explode.

@SubWaySpiderman 6 ай бұрын

I just use a zip tie for my "cruise" control.

@TeacherPauloPontes 6 ай бұрын

Damn! Got the Cruise Control thing and the seat cover... glad i never dared to try them, they do look shady

@andrewf9322 6 ай бұрын

You see those motorcycle / scooter ponchos all the time in Vietnam (I imagine it’s similar in other south East Asian countries).

@mattTHEEgreat Ай бұрын

You know what I'm gonna say it, those angle wing aren't the worst idea.

@ianclark6076 6 ай бұрын

You should have bought these items to review them. Would have been a lot funnier, maybe a part 2….

@notyourpgainstructor5139 6 ай бұрын

this

@user-martinpd 6 ай бұрын

I detected a hint of projection in that closer Yammie

@Krom1hell 6 ай бұрын

That Temu seat cushion is somewhat close to the SW-Motech or Wunderlicht cushion........ at least we had to say that.....

@DavidSmith-wy5rb 6 ай бұрын

Is the mideveil bonker helmet, "DOT" approved ? LoL !

@michaelgilliar56 6 ай бұрын

I like my $7 cruise control (showed in video) works great. Not sure how it becomes unsafe unless you overtightened the crap out of it.

@kglocknotstock 3 ай бұрын

Dam I want the wing lights !!!!!

@onoes9646 6 ай бұрын

1. Get angel wing wing LEDs 2. Shout "Activating AT field" while turning them on. 3. Amusement.

@donaldoehl7690 6 ай бұрын

I once passed a Harley rider going 45mph on interstate. He couldn't go any faster without his 3 foot long grip tassels whipping the crap out of himself. Fringe and tassels are the dumbest and gayest accessories EVER!

@kraigcochran9995 6 ай бұрын

Totally getting those angel lights for my $83 Honda gold wing! 🤡🤡🤡

@JuicyJSkater28 6 ай бұрын

Yammie do a Tre flip for ya boy

@Happy357mag 6 ай бұрын

At 5:33 I'm a watch guy too but I can't use my watch when I'm riding because i'm not a squid. I thought about getting a handlebar clock but I just went with a phone mount instead, and no, it's not one of yours.

@197ben 6 ай бұрын

I’ve seen someone with them shoe shift lever protectors at my local bike night 😂

@cjgordon22 6 ай бұрын

I've had a few of those handle bar clocks there pretty good but there made for 1" bars as I always have to add spacers

@Salmonslayer989 6 ай бұрын

Omg yammie, you simply must buy and review this horn. For real. Make a very funny video, and for cheep!😂

@lasskinn474 6 ай бұрын

the seat cushion looks nice. I did get an aftermarket seat, but it's not as high as I want and I don't want to spend 60 bucks on getting the original or it reupholstered. would need to be like 300 baht for it to be nice tho. edit: the shift lever was obvious. it's obvious if your riding is asian style.

@brazoon1 6 ай бұрын

Look at the AirHawk seats if you haven't already. More expensive but less cheezy looking. The are built from the same "technology" made for wheelchair bound people so they don't develop blisters/sores. The key is to properly adjusting the air levels. Watch some youtube videos for that. Cheers!

@the-regularguy 6 ай бұрын

@8:32 I wasn't ready for that...ded

@bobjohnson1633 6 ай бұрын

I DO need a Mexican poncho a la clint Eastwood to ride on my steed. Right?

@Stacy_Smith 6 ай бұрын

BRAKEAWAY throttle locks is the way to go.

@RitaElaineHeltonBarker-uz4sz 6 ай бұрын

I don't share your disregard for Time

@yertelt5570 6 ай бұрын

You do realize that newer EFI Harley's are available with actual cruise control?

@BenCarpenterWrites 6 ай бұрын

I spent 3 weeks in Istanbul this summer and saw hundreds of these full rain covers in the wild. Easy to laugh at but when your bike is your daily and you make deliveries all day on it in monsoons… gotta have it! 😂

@yarab9525 6 ай бұрын

Poncho with no brim

@danielhammond8429 6 ай бұрын

I have the same throttle clamp, used it for a couple thousand miles last year without a problem. I also had a seat coshion, good if ur current seat is old and u only need something temporarily. Andd i actrualy have a police siren as my horn

@gerardhanson6545 6 ай бұрын

I was too busy laughing to take away any kinda lurnin'. You should be writing for TV

@ktmmatt7243 6 ай бұрын

I like my underglow kit but I'm not a fan of the angel wings kit.

@bobjohnson1633 6 ай бұрын

Oh, THAT'S too much for you?

@yeahitskimmel 6 ай бұрын

I'm really sorry to hear about your life choices but don't fret, it's never too late to realize you're no longer a child

@jonathanarmstrong9550 5 ай бұрын

I had the air cushion it worked but slid around a lot. Overall worth the $15

@user-wz6ex6dn8k 6 ай бұрын

Why would I not want rockform they seem great

@needler117 6 ай бұрын

Instead of that 7 dollar cruise control just buy an atlas throttle lock. Have been using it for years and works great.

@justathinker8669 6 ай бұрын

Practicable is a word.

@was_legendaryYT 6 ай бұрын

My grom has the time on the display.

@jaredreese8639 6 ай бұрын

I actually do have that seat cushion on my CBR600RR. 😂 But I guess I overpaid at $18

@sergiotrejo4470 6 ай бұрын

Is your website down?

@lazarbeamjr6034 6 ай бұрын

Predator helmet is too good to be on this list

@EatSleepSkrrt 6 ай бұрын

Nha 0:56 rgb underglow looks good on solid/metallic black, gray or white cars/bikes in a parking lot, and shouldn't be driven while on because it is a distraction 😂

@elemar5 6 ай бұрын

Practicability is a word but burglarize isn't.

@MrTraildust 6 ай бұрын

Sry but I would use a seat pad for a long trip. I don’t have hemorrhoids.

@Monk98 6 ай бұрын

Well here in Vietnam raincoats/ponchos are very popular for scooters. As a matter of fact my family is a raincoat manufacturer. Sure it sounds stupid for Americans but it is a real thing if you're using a scooter and not being an elitist

@JoeDirtDang 6 ай бұрын

Scooter riders, like the pics shown, are what I thought those ponchos were for because they would probably melt from the engine heat if worn on a bike.

@samzaman7992 6 ай бұрын

Dude, not a Vietnamese but rode over 12 countries in Asia and over 300000 kms under ass but this guy is a prime example how little learning is a bad thing.

@hyperegg2363 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, you see similar ponchos all the time in china

@joelsorenson9467 6 ай бұрын

Yes! Great!! Please send me a brochure of your motorcycle parachute system asap! 😢

@454charing 2 ай бұрын

Dude you are a walking danger squid.

@BrianCollins 6 ай бұрын

I got that 7$ cruise control. It worked good, until I got my 10$ kaoko(copy) cruise control. Which I don't even use, but it's there if I ever need it. I guess some day if I drive more than 11 miles in one setting. I keep the 7$ one in my saddle bag in case I ride with someone a long distance and they complain, I can toss it to them and say here you go. Problem solved.

@vwjet357 6 ай бұрын

You use a cruise control too, but an Atlas throttle lock which can have the same concerns, realistically. It makes me skeptical about some of your opinions.

@jrooks 6 ай бұрын

I miss Voltron

@yeahitskimmel 6 ай бұрын

Gotta say the last one could def be useful to certain people even if not me. Yam seems to have missed the other half of the world where bikes are cheap transportation instead of exclusively toys for the well off. I'll never ride in sandals but I get that many Asian streets are packed with sandal clad riders

@mitchmolina9793 6 ай бұрын

Ive seen those clocks on so many Japanese cruisers in KZfaq videos I thought it was a f****** accessory from a Honda itself

@thedingus894 5 ай бұрын

i have testicals

@xpeditionpgh 6 ай бұрын

😂

@muhammadzain7299 6 ай бұрын

@05:32 lol this came as a surprise to me! Because guess what, since 4 months I have added an handle bar watch into the cart but did not quite knoew should I get it or not! But now I know, NOT BUYING IT!