i love how awkward cody gets when people make art for him he's like: uh yeah cool uh yeah thats cool yeah

Cody’s hair has left the awkward lord farquad phase and entered its natural, luscious, voluminous stage

Cody: I’m not a fucking scientist Also Cody: *studied computer science*

"Not good enough, but better than bad." Literally my whole academic life explained.

The hair is starting to leave "ew" category and the length is approaching "alright alright alright" category

disappointed that this wasn't cody's personal short king rank list

Cody using Photoshop to just crop a picture is pure flex

The best part of this video is Cody trying to aggressively waterboard himself with sparkling water for no reason. What a beast.

cody: "im a fat man" cody when someone calls him fat: "EXCUSE ME"

Cody please put ur hair in two high ponytails. I think it would look good on u 😍😍😍

didn’t think 1d fans and Cody ko fans would ever overlap but here we are

5’9 Cody: “i wasn’t on the short king list wtf” 5’5 me: “ha yeah”

not y'all in the comments now praising cody's hair as if you weren't begging him to shave it for months 🤨 if you didn’t love it at its lord farquad, you don’t get to love it at its keanu reaves.

it’s very sad that cody realizes how unfunny his fans are

Big baby is literally the opposite of a short king.. he’s massive for his age...

As a short king, being one upped by a BABY is just humiliating.

Judging by this title, if Cody and Noel aren’t in the top 3 I’m suing. Edit: i’ll see y’all in court.

Cody looks like he was a programmer and then decided to spend his life reviewing his reddit

We need another THATS CRINGE: with Cody and Noel

Just commenting to leave myself a reminder: Cody's gonna have a New York Times bestselling novel one year from now.

cody’s hair looks fucking luscious man

the fact he had to open photoshop to CROP a photo is beyond me

Legendary moment when Kelsea walked through and gave the camera that look iconic. Style? Also an icon

Cody: “we eatin good, I’m a fat man” Fan: *references this lyric in a song* Cody: is this a fat joke😠

i think i’m the shortest top short king

Cody drinking sparkling water called "Liquid Death" and acting like it hurts is so on brand for him.

The “today we’re going to look at some dudes” fucking had me rolling

“Ouuu a graphic design poster, I really appreciate *graphic design* posters, *graphic design* is something I’m not very good at so when I see *gRaPhIc DeSiGn* I really appreciate it” Literally killed me

"why isn't anyone making fun of matthew mcconaughey?" *has an in-depth series about how absurd matthew mcconaughey is on the podcast*

Only a Short King can crown a fellow Short King.

cody when u said deep fakes are creepy cuz they're "not good enough but better than bad" it's called the uncanny valley effect - when an object/image looks very similar to a human but is not quite right, your unconscious mind alerts u that sumns sus.

Okay but did he say “fat” or “frat”? Since Cody was in a frat, ya know? Lol

Cody is so close to having hair like harry styles in 2015. Maybe people can start making imagines about cody now.

“Just because I say I’m a fat man doesn’t mean you can say it BRO” aggressively tucks bob behind ears

Title: Top 10 Short Kings Cody: *only looks at 3 of them*

Cody: *Chugs liquid death and is surprised he’s dying*

Mans loaded Adobe Photoshop just to crop an image

Kelsey said in her vlog, “Wayne’s world is hot,” so you have nothing to worry about king!

I need a video of cody trying to do different hair styles with his hair

Alternative title: Cody developing body dysmorphia for 10 minutes straight.

“last minute gift buyer” yeah a whole ass day later

If Danny Devito isn’t on this list I’m gonna riot

the custom rugs are made through a process called punch needle! this method has been around for awhile but has really regained popularity this year. it’s a fun crafting activity, i would love to see you make a vid of you trying it out!’

Why did I get chills and almost cry when you did the auto tune thing...

Cody didn’t notice how the Pokémon card was fire type. Cause they’re fire

number 1 short king : cody

Cody: doesn’t want us to make old jokes Also Cody: *complains about drinking sparkling water quickly*

dude PmBata ended up writing a song w dream. this is insane

Your hair isn’t greasy, it’s sexy and moist

I know I’m not the only one who is still really wanting another that’s cringe

cody's describing uncanny valley

the way he said “just know that we’re beefing” and “down CATACLYSMIC” im ctfu jesus christ

It's not a Cody & Ko video without talking about Cody's hair

You did have a hobby. You did make it a business. What you create rarely has any physical weight, so it can feel effervescent, but you do make fine quality rugs for youtube.

kelci's face when she saw Addison's phone JHSHJCSDHCHJAS

1.Louis Tomlinson Louis:Oh give me a break ı'm big

who’s gonna tell him that ny mag’s “the cut” and the youtube channel “cut” are different

The reason deepfakes creep you out is called the “uncanny valley”. It’s the line where it’s not quite cartoon not quite human. Like polar express

Not that Cody's hair is his whole identity but he really should try that Keanu Reeves hair style

Cody, thank you for making videos ! You cheer me up and make me laugh and I know I am not the only one who feels that way. It's nice to have something good and fun to look forward to during these tough times, thanks for helping to make things a bit better. I hope you're doing okay and I hope you are enjoying making the videos as much as we enjoy watching them, love you Cody!

I really wish people would leave this dudes hair alone or him in general. He's been a saving grace during quarantine.

There weren’t a bunch of old jokes because they got bullied out of the comment section lol. As they should’ve been.

I really love how Cody had to use Photoshop to crop an image.

man my humour is so broken i died at "today were gonna look at some dudes"

is number 1 going to be me? is that why you’re pointing at me in the thumbnail? am i short king #1?

Cody: sparkling water The can: *liquid death*

That head glitched "IS IT?" about the best selling book literally floored me.

This is high tier content. I was cracking up straight for at least half of the vid. Keep it up Wayne

Cody: always telling people he’s not that short Also Cody: upset he didn’t make it onto the top ten short kings list

So you’re telling me this isn’t World War Z Brad Pitt

"wish i had afun hobby i could make into a business" literally a professional youtuber lmao

1 month left until this video is a year old, and cody still hasn't blown past matthew mcconaughey in nyt bestsellers

cody: i wish i had a niche hobby that i could’ve made a business also cody: made like a lot of apps and sold them for millions

"I wish I had a niche hobby I could make into a business", says the man on his personal KZfaq channel.

I like these rants about hair in the beginning thank u for the vlog

I’m so happy the Cody on top of the tree sculpture made it to him the girl did such an amazing job!!

Completely off topic, but your hair's fucking awesome.

petition to see cody with his hair wrapped up in a towel FOR THE CULTURE

I actually like the hair like this, looks good.

Love the energy

Cody: I wish I had a niche and could make money off it Bruh

GUYS U ALREADY KNOW WHAT ISSSS jesus my ears CODY..

I love your outro music. 🤘 I appreciate slowly watching you get metal 🤣

“Why do I have a uvula hanging from my nose”, I spit out my chocolate milk 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kelseys outfit in that video was 🔥🔥🔥

anyone else hear "FRAT boy cody ko" in the beginning instead of "FAT boy cody ko" ??🤔🤔

Codys videos just get better and better

Cody one of the funniest things you’ve posted is you seeing the famous celebrity check it’s you and kelsie looks over your shoulder I laughed so hard

Why isn’t Danny Devito in this video.

louis tomlinson better be on this list

12:46 Cody hun thats pen

Loved this

no one: cody: g r a p h i c d e s i g n

*sees cody open photoshop* *prepares for super cool photo editing montage* *literally just crops a photo*

i rly like these vids i hope he keeps doingthem :)

Cody please make a personal short king list, like a ranking of your favourite short kings

The creepy thing when a deep fake isn’t good enough is called the Uncanny Valley

Is somebody going to tell Cody "Cut" and "The Cut" are two different publishers?

kelsey walking between addison and looking so confused has me crying

pls keep growing it out cody omgggggg