Couldn't agree more! And your scenario really puts that in perspective.

If I remember, the stunt driver refused to do it. So some other crew member volunteered instead. The stunt driver dodged that whistle at least.

@@Sam-vp3pw I believe you're semi-correct. I read the stunt driver completed the jump on the first try as seen in the movie. Then the director wanted him to do it again, for multiple takes, angles, or whatever. The stunt driver refused to do it again, as it was is his contract to successfully complete the jump. Which he did.

@@jamesage24 anyways, they got the best view. Sometimes a 2nd take isn't a good one

@@jamesage24 What a dick. Cares more about contract technicalities than making a better film

Live Long and Proshper, Moneypenny.

live long and prosper funny you say that they wanted him to play sybok in star trek 5 just for the name of the planet they were going to sha kn ree I may have spelled it wrong but true he could have raised the film a bit

Yes!

@@mike9338very illogical silly scene should have been cut

I was very disappointed in YOLT. How do you screw up Bond looking for a secret rocket base in Japan? Well, they did. More's the pity because YOLT's theme song is the best of the Bonds.

Lara Croft tomb raider staring Angelina Jolie and Daniel Craig

she was an airhead never believed her for a moment as a nuclear genius she cant even spell it and to give her the name Christmas so brosnan can say the funny but filthy line at the end of the film

@@gkroll8467 The idea of a nuclear scientist working on a construction site for a pipeline made no sense. Richards should have shot her agent for finding her a role that no actress could have portrayed in a believable manner. All her dialogue lines were absurd. Naming her "Christmas" was another bit of ridiculous nonsense. Her role served no purpose other than to give Brosnan a woman to have sex with at the end of the movie. There was no need for a second female in the movie.

It wasn't just a pipeline construction site, it was an old silo where nuclear missiles were being dismantled. Kind of the entire reason Renard stole weapons grade plutonium. The idea was to blow up a pipeline with a dirty bomb, making it look like Renard was just being a terrorist, but in reality, irradiating the region where competing pipelines went through so that Electra had the only oil pipe in the region. It's the entire plot of the movie.

I can't imagine Lara putting up with any iteration of Bond, in all honesty. The moment he tried to put the moves on her, she'd shoot him dead. The End.

😂

great actor not so versital hear his accent in wind and the lion where he plays an arab Im the bloody mufte away with ya

yesssssss

SwordHMX a book fell on my head, I blame my shelf as Sean Connery would say

Yup. I have a friend from Scotland and every time we see Connery in a film, he's like "WHU' THE FECK IS 'E DUING? He can't stand Connery.

Every time I see that scene I always keep looking at her mouth expecting to see bracers when she smiles. Somehow it always surprises me when I see she doesn’t have any. It’s such an easy joke to do, even to this day I keep forgetting she has normal bare teeth

I was just thinking "didn't she habe braces" I guess my mind filled it in all these years

@@nickryan4126 she did, mandela effect tho

@@F0nkyNinja do you mean the "Minegla Effect"?

@@F0nkyNinja Yes i have watched this film tens of times during 2005-2009 and every time she had braces. Now she doesnt??? The scene doesnt make any sence now.

I like Zorin's reaction of just why not when the scenario comes up to let his girl friend fuck another guy. It's kind of surprising yet totally in character at the same time.

@@Jotari Zorin is a psychopath so he doesn´t give a fuck as seen at the end.

I thought it was funny. It fit the tone of the movie as well. I loved it.

i know. i like those cheesy things.

That entire movie is one of the worst Bond moments.

Oh god yeah

+Porfle Popnecker Surely not including the part in the pre-titles where Bond flies a small plane into a warehouse to lure a missile in there and blow up the warehouse.

You forgot dressing up as a gorilla too! Haha

😂😂😂

The clown disguise is logical because he needed to go undercover form the police men into the Circus. The other two are questionable

I’m not mad about the clown one. It makes sense considering the context. But the other two I agree.

"SiiiTTTT!!" is hilarious. I like that one.

gatopreto 1207 .. they’re both shit.

It’s the worst scene. The slide whistle undermines a great stunt but it is still great nonetheless

at least the Score was great.

Shit CGI, indeed! Another stunt I hate from this film is Jinx's backdive off the ramparts of the fort. It looks so phenomenally crap and it's a stunt that could have been done for real so much more effectively.

The question was why did the producers accept the CGI...?

nightowl685 what the fuck. She doesn’t have braces????

@eating sugar no papa Have another look.

nightowl685 that’s weird. I never once noticed her having braces. Her teeth always looked white to me, no sign of silver at all.

I saw it in theater and could have sworn she had braces but then again maybe we all felt she should have had them to match his silver. I think the cleavage is what blinded us all away from her teeth.

@@DLJohnsonHonourofKings There's rumours the braces were removed optically after the theatrical release, as EON had second thoughts, thinking people might take braces to mean Dolly is underage. Obviously embarrassed to admit that, it's never been spoken of. Anyway, it's not in even the earliest video release. But as you say, it may also be a kind of Rorschach Test, where people see or feel what so should be there. Also bear in mind in the cinema, you're only watching it briefly with no chance to rewind, so the impression might just be left on you the second after you've seen that bit. "Oh yeah, that happened".

Massi H. He always did have an inflated opinion of himself. Speaking of LaLD, I finally got around to watching it last night

KANANGA BALLOON!! #jamesbonding

look closely and freeze the frame when yaphat comes out of the water you can see the mock up with his big louis armsrtong lips and eyes bugging out then when they cut to him hitting the pointy ceiling it looks like a cheesey baloon no point to that device but just for the villian to be killed that was and you hear the soundtrack it soulds like a ballon deflating

I read some where it was either rick baker I dont think it was bottin who did the effects

Ah the subliminal racism of live and let die...still one of the best films though. Especially the boat chase scene.

@Retro Lover "the prisoner" managed to make chase scenes look good on water and they had a TV budget to work with.

that was the funky style back then you know the 60s man groovy

Good one.

what about the stupid cartoon face Jaws makes before he goes over the waterfall wile e coyote is a better actor

And sped up fight scenes.

Luciano Granie Any scene that Tanya Roberts is in.

Not like Spock?

That film was rough..." Why do Chinese girls taste different?"

he looked like a klingon silly scene should have been cut

@@rustyshackelford9156 Well, sometimes you want Peking Duck, other times you want Clam Chowder. It's just a bit much if you want takeout to have to order a call girl.

the original cut the truck hit her boat and killed her the brain dead bitch dalton then arrived drank her booze jerked off and left

That entire scene is a bit cheesy and out of place in Dalton's darker universe. It's just pandering to the previous Moore humor so older fans will accept the passing of the torch.

@@mikesteelheart that's true. Actually I don't mind the scene, as they couldn't go from 0 to 90 in 1 movie, they needed some humour to smooth out the change

The Tarantula one just appeals to base arachniaphobia. Which, if you're arachnaphobic, that's you screwed.

Well, as far as I recollect, in the Fleming novel it is even more ridiculous, since the spider is a centipede. On the other hand, they also mention black widows in the novel, but these are rather small and unimpressive spiders. So a tarantula was possibly chosen just for the size.

they should've just made it a scorpion

It’s still kinda bad though. Of all the things they could have put in his room to kill him why didn’t they put a bomb or a human with a gun or something? Not something as easy to kill as a tarantula. If you had one you must know how fragile and easy to kill they are and how careful you need to be with them even when you’re not trying to kill them

Bond could just have spider phobia.

Very good

Bravo 👏😁

So they could’ve tried to make it practical but they didn’t. Wow.

Lee Tamahori always had his head stuck up his own ass. He was trying to be witty with CGI and try to appease the younger generation at the time with fast cuts and slow motion pans.

@@FullArcher05 hahaha, yeah they could've made Bond surfing a huge wave made by a collapsing ice cliff due to a solar powered space beam, practically..

If we can thank it for one thing- since then to this day they've tried to do as much stuntwork as they can in an industry taken over by bad CG.

It's like watching the Cryptkeeper use a bad pun in every stupid sentence. Not funny just bad, lazy writing

Ugh that's just awful.

Notice how the stunt man decides to go head-first with his arms back into the water, very odd

Yes, that would have been better than JAWS: The revenge

zorin was a pretty good villian the film not great dont forget when hes escaping the bad guys in the beginning and uses whats left of a snowmobile he skis on the single blade then they start to play california girls

Yeah. It would have gone from the second worst Bond movie to the worst Bond movie.

I thought it was a killer butterfly any way whats the worst bond film any body you can pick the all time one or 1 from each actors role as bond not the worst film but nobody can give me an explanation on the line when Blofeld says mr Bond we can do a deal Ill buy you a delicatessen in stainless steel please! what is this crap just because broccoli is jewish he had to make the greatest villian of all time a jew what is this a mel brooks film?

walken a typical ny actor but good, tried to be british sometimes but when he says in his heavy ny accent okay not the heaviest, good right on schedule the way the brits say it but he cant pull it off still a very enjoyable villian Im sure everybody knows this already they wanted david bowie for zorin

I agree! I was never scared by anything in the Bond franchise but I did get a bit tense seeing that! And in case you want to know how old I was when I first watched it: six.

I don't mind the tarzan scene that much cus Octopussy executes it's tone perfectly, even when it switches to dark moments it never feels like whiplash. That being said I'd prefer it not be there but doesn't significantly detract from the film.

I'm guessing the Tarantula was easier to handle for the scene. Apparently the original scene in the novel was a centipede which are very temperamental.

@@lazarushernandez5827 Funnel Webs? Urrgh - forgot how BIG they were...

Wise words.

Yeah. But a scorpion would have made more sense then if that was the idea behind it.

Definitely Romulan

I thought it was pretty funny, and a clever disguise.

I thought that was hilarious

Yeah, that was awful. There was no need for that disguise either. Did Blofield really have to walk through the crowded casino dressed in drag? Surely there was a back door or a secret exit from Willand White's office.

or blofeld as dr. evil in spectre...

I loved Spectre. Real Bond fans love Spectre. And I’m Glad Waltz did not do his normal over The top gimick.

YES omg someone else got this

if this guys was being realistic this list would have nothing but roger moore moments.

@@crodo123 there's so many moments that aren't "PC" now. Isn't possible to lost all of them.

not if you've seen moonraker

@eating sugar no papa Well he did hunch over and try to squint. The only thing missing was the buck teeth.

I'd say the Korean villain in die another day transforming himself into some posh white brit millionaire is up there with it. Oh....and he NEVER sleeps! Like....wtf! And! ???? Lol

wow it was bad,, like real fecking bad

1ukjunglednbraver That's an understatement.

I got over it and just enjoyed the rest of the movie.

@@porflepopnecker4376 The Tsunami windsurfing scene was truly horrifying (as in Golden Turkey horrifying). But at least Pierce Brosnan has a great sense of humor and I later saw an interview where he was was laughing his head off about the silliness of this scene.

Eh,im glad Skyfall was my first Bond cinema movie,sucks to be you.

twintron Thanks, mate :) very kind of you to say!

+Calvin Dyson | James Bond Reviewer I know you get this a lot but seriously dude you are awesome

+Poe Ghost Yes, the bump against pasted straight finally strange. If there are errors in the words do not pay attention, I just write Russian and those using Google translator.

+Poe Ghost I know a lot of people don't like to edit things out of classic movies but I honestly would not hold it against anyone if they released Golden Gun with that sound edited out.

+Poe Ghost I thought exactly the same thing when I first saw this in the theater.

John Barry always regretted that, I think there is general consensus that they need to Lucas MWTGG and take it out!

#1 Should've just been the entire Die Another Day movie.. all of it.

I'm going to have to make another one of these worst moment videos... I missed so many obvious ones!

From OCTOPUSSY I would also add "Get off my bed!" and Bond in both a gorilla suit and a clown suit.

everything she does shouldnt be there

what ! I couldnt see the guy pushing it out from the bushes monty python episode where he fights a guy in a lion suit was more terrifying

hag bitch shouldnt have done the song either even back then her trying to be sexy was pathetic

WhitePointStar Productions it actually gives me shivers it's so good...just such a shame about the awful CGI and scene in general.

CarWhiz22 If it swapped music with the skiing you would have the best and worst scene.

If that scene had decent CGI I don't think it would bother anyone all that much.

No it wasn't, Madonna's music was awful

I thought Die Another Day was the best of the Brosnan's. (Ain't saying' much. I know.) Otherwise I didn't care for the Brosnan Bonds. On the other hand, they were running out of credible villains.

Bond: "I'm good mate"

They turned Spectre into an Austin Powers movie.

@@johncrawford5225 And they got inspiration from it too with Austin and Dr. Evil being twin brothers. But they changed it a little to think we wouldn’t notice but we did 🤣

number 1 would have to be "no mr. bond, i expect you to die." - auric goldfinger

drax was a wimp not as bad as blofeld dressing up in drag to leave vegas

"Mr. Bond you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you" 😂😂

@@rustyshackelford9156 "Mr Bond, you return with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season". Drax could have made a fortune writing Birthday cards.

RogersRoyal Even Sir Roger Moore thought that car was stupid!

dude, what about the... invisible car?

another crap moment dont forget madonnas horrible song and then to make matters worse she had to be in it even in a small part terrible nothing worse than an aging whore who still thinks shes sexy and how many years ago was that film

This one physically hurt me when I saw it on screen. Pierce Brosnan looks the most like Bond IMO and he's a good actor but his films were too ridiculous and they're not aging well.

I thought Toby Stephens was going to be a pretty decent villain, until I realised he was supposed to be a Korean man who turned white.

That was the one I was going to mention. Also, maybe Bond in clown makeup in Octopussy, though honestly that seems like Bond actually doing spy stuff more than he usually does, so maybe it's not stupid at all.

@@MattMcIrvin Except you know that it would have taken him well over an hour to get into costume and make-up, not the 30 seconds it shows in the movie.

Okay that's creepy asf

He (or she) is the unsung hero of the franchise.

As you said before, it's so stupid it's good

@@notsocialatall It's like a trick a kid who's been let loose on Adobe Premier does. "I can make it's head move!"

For my money, the only Moore-era Bond film that's any good is "For Your Eyes Only."

Bram Claes err no there’s not that scene is stupid.

Yes, I totally agree. It is clear in that scene that Bond HATES (read H-A-T-E-S) big spiders, and yes some people can be allergic to the bites and yes you can actually die if U are really unlucky. But the main thing is, NOBODY wants to take a bite from a thing like that - or would U?

honestly, i found that scene scary as well.... i'm afraid of spiders.

Good scene, not stupid.

That tarantula part was great. The loud music and Bond hitting it was intended to be funny, to allow to audience to laugh and release all that tension from the scary scene. In the book it was actually a poisonous centipede, but spiders are easier to obtain and use on a film set.

great scene never should have put the freaking slide whistle no cgi amazing stunt looks too perfect an underrated film gun

although the car that turns into an airplane model not great

the "dun dun! boom! dun dun!" intro part of the Bond theme woulda worked better. Or just actual silence with the moter revving

@@budgiecat9039 Followed by Nobody Does It Better

The bond theme kicking in is what I imagine as well. That would have been bad ass

Yeah I always thought the ending should be Bond and M back in Scotland at the King family grave.

Ironic because some men who get bit by those get raging almost painful hard on's

Hmm, so they were trying to imply that, in the film? As it was not in the book?

austin powers is intended as a parody of the bond series, so you should expect stuff like that. except spectre forgot and decided to make its villain a parody of dr. evil.

The Dalton films were ahead of their time. People needed the Brosnan bridge to bring them to serious action film territory.

a better actor in each could have made them even better

Lazenbys dubbed voice is a shocker.

either I forgot about that or dont remember saw him in a cameo in kentucky fried movie before the zuckers did airplane some pretty tasteless but funny shit which you could never get away with these pc days any way hes in a small bit called thats armegedon take off on distaster films he sounded the same or maybe they went to the trouble in dubbing his voice in this not as famous film@@MrPaulmorris7777

Dalton's two are in my top 5. Dr. No, Thunderball, and Live and Let Die are my other three.

For Your Eyes Only is my favorite Moore Bond film but it has the worst opening and closing scenes of his films!

I was too going to make a Doctor Who reference and then I changed my mind thinking that most of the viewers will be American and not that familiar with Doctor Who. So I suppose I have three points I wish to make. 1. Yay fantastic another DW fan who also is a James Bond fan. 2. I agree with your views on Kill the Moon - what a shocker. I mean Who was never that great with the Science but this was an all time low. 3. I also share you view on the windsurfing. Woeful effects even for that time considering the budget these movies got allocated. I mean as much as DW is derided for it's special effects, they only in the 60's and 70's had a production team consisting of about 12 people and a budget that barely would have covered the lunch breaks (if they were even provided). DW for its pathetic budget and intense scheduling actually pulled off some amazing effects for the time it was aired. It's just that we tend to remember the worse. The 1960's I think only had about 8 staff work on the show EIGHT! Anyway with sincerity and no sucking up I found it a treat to read your post as it echoes all my thoughts as well. Cheers from Australia

@@walterwhitejr.445 Yes good points. Here is 15 seconds of Tom being Tom! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b9OXiKpevdHbfKc.html&lc=UgwkGWMpwwV8xbOCiLF4AaABAg.9YRwsvU4qZS9_x3A7UR3v_ Have you been buying the special season box editions? It's hard as they are always managing ways to bribe fans into spending more and more money. Just for fun if like you can answer these if you wish. No pressure though.. Favourite episode: Favourite Doctor (Classic series): Favourite Doctor (Modern series): Favourite Companion across all Who? Story epsiode you hate the most? Cheerio Walter

Too true, my friend!

QoS has a great story and some really good scenes once you get over the bad editing.

anything involving blofeld in spectre. i'd rather have the idiotic slide whistle with the best stunt of the series than to completely ruin the trademark villain of the series by literally making him a parody of a parody of himself. ian fleming would be appalled.

I keep on wondering if people saw the same movie that I did, QoS isn't good but I can name three Bond films that were worse; two of them (Golden Gun and Spectre) actually made me feel bored at times.

@@twrampage there are a few bond films that left me disappointed, but only one left me angry - spectre. spectre just squats down and takes a big shit on the franchise. the franchise would be better off without it.;

Queen Elizabeth, not QE2 - the QE2 was only a few years in service at the time!

Still not deadly.

@@Clarkthek Well, I guess you could get away with a centipede because noone really knows how poisinous it might be, but it's pretty well known that tarantulas aren't really dangerous. But in reality of course the scene probably worked perfectly when the movie came out and such things probably weren't common knowledge.

Some centipedes have insanely painful bites, but I don't think there is any lethal ones, so the scene still doesn't make sense in the book.

Spider or centipede, why would they bite a mammal that's A) way too big to be prey and B) sound asleep in the first place? Before Bond started beating it to death, it had no reason to attack whatsoever.

@@simonbrunner3062 Because scary looking animals are crazy?

That's because Lazenby quit by the time OHMSS was ready to come out (courtesy of some advice from his agent who he promptly fired).

mr. bean is in never say never again...

This was a really lovely comment to read! Thanks so much, Laura :D

That scene mixed with Austin powers took down bond