Top 10 Worst Countries in EU4

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AlzaboHD

AlzaboHD

5 жыл бұрын

In this video we will be checking out the absolute worst countries to play as in Europa Universalis IV. These nations are downright awful, with horrendous national ideas, isolated starting locations and limited expansion oppurtunities. What country is the worst? Let's find out.
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@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD 5 жыл бұрын
What future top 10 videos would you like to see in EU4? Stay tuned for more videos later this week!
@DeutscheLoLGuides
@DeutscheLoLGuides 5 жыл бұрын
How about the hardest achievements or the easiest, respectively :P It's not much, but I have no clue what could be done with EU4 top 10 vids, since I'm new to the game anyway xD
@rensvopstal
@rensvopstal 5 жыл бұрын
@@DeutscheLoLGuides how about the most fun achievements to get? even though it is subjective, some achievements are more fun than others
@TheKastberg1
@TheKastberg1 5 жыл бұрын
You could do a video on idea groups i.e going through the benefits and downsides of each, what situation to pick them in and subsequently their useful policies. Picking the right idea group is something i always struggle with there's just so many choices!
@TheTadek2001
@TheTadek2001 5 жыл бұрын
Top 10 best nations without Feudalism
@DonEstebanXXL
@DonEstebanXXL 5 жыл бұрын
I would love some "(another) Top 10 interesting or fun nations". Since every now and then i want to play EU4 but have no idea what to play. It doesn't even have to be OPMs who pose a challenge or something, just nations that are interesting due to their, flavour, ideas or position in the world.
@kotzpenner
@kotzpenner 5 жыл бұрын
lol "make it english for accuracy" *proceeds to choose muslim as religion*
@drain2375
@drain2375 5 жыл бұрын
dude how do I be as epic and funny as you
@kotzpenner
@kotzpenner 5 жыл бұрын
This is epic
@ubelmensch
@ubelmensch 5 жыл бұрын
National ideas: *ban all pointy objects wanka*
@-Faris-
@-Faris- 5 жыл бұрын
It’s called *_multiculturalism_*
@MrJonezy541
@MrJonezy541 5 жыл бұрын
Diversity is our strength Diversity is our strength Diversity is our strength
@candyonion
@candyonion 5 жыл бұрын
"Great Sultan KING GEORGE OF THE FALKLANDS"
@migukmoonpark4312
@migukmoonpark4312 5 жыл бұрын
with female advisors and female generals as his consorts.
@benja68606
@benja68606 5 жыл бұрын
REY JORGE DE LAS ISLAS MALVINAS ingles culo ruto
@kaparg
@kaparg 4 жыл бұрын
@@benja68606 ya entiendo como nos ganaron la guerra estando a 12.000 km
@ignaciofranzese6665
@ignaciofranzese6665 4 жыл бұрын
@@kaparg JAJA
@georgigoranov4445
@georgigoranov4445 4 жыл бұрын
I think Yahya is the Arabic equivalent of 'George'
@esbendit
@esbendit 5 жыл бұрын
What about a list of least rewarding formable nations? Something like Scandinavia, where you loose all the historical flavour events of Denmark, Norway or Sweden in return for becoming blue.
@roberthouse7903
@roberthouse7903 5 жыл бұрын
I hope they patch it so you just keep the flavour events of the nation that formed it. Seems like common sense to me
@Infinite_Jester
@Infinite_Jester 5 жыл бұрын
@@roberthouse7903 or even to allow it the flavor events of all three nations. Scandinavia is just so underwhelming, and the flag is one of the ugliest variants of the Nordic cross.
@multimeter2859
@multimeter2859 5 жыл бұрын
>become blue >get confused with baguette
@OceanHedgehog
@OceanHedgehog 5 жыл бұрын
Also, if you form Scandinavia from Sweden, you lose Sweden's epic unit sprites.
@12354rony
@12354rony 5 жыл бұрын
Tripticket One of the ugliest flags in the game imo
@sik3xploit
@sik3xploit 5 жыл бұрын
The worst is probably the customized one I made with an army that could barely defeat natives that appear in your colonies.
@scottkrafft6830
@scottkrafft6830 2 жыл бұрын
It was still probably better than Venice's land army and ideas XDD
@generaldelasmontanas2699
@generaldelasmontanas2699 Жыл бұрын
name and lore the country is needed for me to make a pun about that
@JS_SN_UQAU
@JS_SN_UQAU 5 жыл бұрын
Haida "Alaskan" *cries in British Columbian*
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD 5 жыл бұрын
My american-ness manifest destiny is shining through
@tailgateak9
@tailgateak9 4 жыл бұрын
It is definitely Alaskan, i would know as I know my state's map
@tailgateak9
@tailgateak9 4 жыл бұрын
@@stevenbrock528 I know right
@TomPittman8
@TomPittman8 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Tlingit, Haida and Tlingit reside in both Alaska and Canada. However the devs went for a very accurate placement giving prince of Wales island to Haida since it is the home of haidaburg.
@kadencalleberg
@kadencalleberg 4 жыл бұрын
True tho
@SamuelChac0n
@SamuelChac0n 5 жыл бұрын
13:18 argentinians triggered
@introxvideos
@introxvideos 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck u
@zaikolebolsh5724
@zaikolebolsh5724 3 жыл бұрын
*DRINKS MATE WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*
@tomasipucha5459
@tomasipucha5459 3 жыл бұрын
the "owners" instead
@youtuberobbedmeofmyname
@youtuberobbedmeofmyname 3 жыл бұрын
@@introxvideos nice pfp.
@Keitreth
@Keitreth 5 жыл бұрын
"Falklands are ENGLISH" I am dying laughing here
@khaganofturanistan8753
@khaganofturanistan8753 5 жыл бұрын
what a joke am i right
@sqocks8254
@sqocks8254 5 жыл бұрын
*_Religion: Muslim_* need I see more 😂
@raikaria3090
@raikaria3090 5 жыл бұрын
Order of people colonising the Falklands: 1: Spain; on one island; but see #3 for thgem losing any claim 2: England; on the other island. 3: France *because Spain sold their part to them* Argentina really does have absolutely no claim. At absolute best they have a claim to 1 of the islands.
@placeholder8768
@placeholder8768 5 жыл бұрын
Raikaria you forgot that France just left the islands after a while, so the English swooped in and claimed it.
@lessthanevil
@lessthanevil 5 жыл бұрын
Raikaria No, France was the first to colonize, then the English, and France surrendered the Falklands to Spain the same year. Both nations subsequently abandoned Falkland, Argentina claimed it through its right to former Spanish colonies in the area and Britain came back to fight them.
@spencerb891
@spencerb891 4 жыл бұрын
Georgia makes for an amazing march, with +25% fort defense and they have mountainous terrain. +10% inf combat ability as well. You can completely wall off the caucus region with them.
@himrix
@himrix 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. There are far worst national ideas than Georgia's.
@r.t.5767
@r.t.5767 3 жыл бұрын
I always used Georgia as march :D
@HualianFairy
@HualianFairy 5 жыл бұрын
-15% AE on Baden is great tbh
@logoncal3001
@logoncal3001 5 жыл бұрын
You know whats better? -10 at the start. You know, Brandenburg/Prussia's ideas
@OlafJorigson
@OlafJorigson 5 жыл бұрын
@@logoncal3001 Oh yeah lets compare one of or the best ideas in the game with some of the worst. Good idea mate.
@Karpesh
@Karpesh 5 жыл бұрын
@@logoncal3001 You know whats better? Ottomans! You can conquer the world on them, used one leg.
@copyrightclaim3541
@copyrightclaim3541 5 жыл бұрын
Baden also starts with 2 provinces, unlike Ulm and many other German prince states. This may be a small point, but the 2nd province can give Baden extra manpower and ducats. Edit: Somewhat helpful in the early game?
@SauronderWeise
@SauronderWeise 5 жыл бұрын
Baden ist das beste Land :) :D
@kutayuysal6102
@kutayuysal6102 5 жыл бұрын
10. Baden 9. Georgia 8. Corfu 7. Iceland 6. Janjiro 5. Busoga 4. East Siberian Tribes 3. Tyo 2. Betsimisakara 1. Haida
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD 5 жыл бұрын
MVP
@jdurk
@jdurk 5 жыл бұрын
Haida is fun to play don't @ me
@kutayuysal6102
@kutayuysal6102 5 жыл бұрын
@@jdurk never played, and i doubt that i will ever do
@the_username_is_taken
@the_username_is_taken 5 жыл бұрын
9- Imereti is harder than Georgia
@DarkSpore97
@DarkSpore97 5 жыл бұрын
@@jdurk
@zeuthras
@zeuthras 5 жыл бұрын
Loving the balance between the seriousness of the top tens and the down-to-earth comedy. Can't wait until the next upload!
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching - glad you are enjoying them!
@WileyBoxx
@WileyBoxx 5 жыл бұрын
Georgia's actually pretty easy tbh. Just Byzantium but on easy mode. Their ideas also aren't that awful.
@robertblume2951
@robertblume2951 5 жыл бұрын
I haven't played Byzantium but if you can manage the 1st hundred years Georgia is pretty cool. I am at the end of an orthodox Persia game starting as them. I can only ever tie the ottomans so I never expand that way until late game
@aerohydra3849
@aerohydra3849 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, don't know why he thought ideas were bad. Improve relations, Infantry combat ability, Legitamacy, dip rep are all useful to have. Maybe not Mughal-tier but not bad either,.
@robinbanks3186
@robinbanks3186 2 жыл бұрын
@@aerohydra3849 On a tier list I'd probably put them in the D tier. Heir bonus is super situational, and the only time you're gonna need bonus legitimacy is when you've died without an heir anyway. Construction cost is dogshit, war exhaustion is completely negligible, true faith is sub-par, and infantry cost might as well not even be there.
@pinkpidgeon6926
@pinkpidgeon6926 Жыл бұрын
@@robinbanks3186 Nah i argue its C tier or just average in terms of ideas. Infantry combat ability is nice and fort defense is actually good because you have bunch of mountain provninces and you can siege race easily and combined with defensive its good. Yearly legitimacy while bad i'd argue that chance of new heir is good because in early game you want to expand fast and that means bunch of prestige which means disinherits so it reduces time to get new heir. Tolerance of true faith is good actually especially combined with orthodox religion and picking religious ideas means your orthodox provininces are pretty stable. Improve relations,manpower recovery speed,diplos rep are good. Monthly war exhaustion is the worst one with -0.02 value which pretty but still good in age of absolutism. Construction cost may be subpar but in georgia's poor land it helps with economy. Infantry cost in general is not good but its -20% value actually makes difference. Georgia's start can be rough but if you can take back your cores you can expand pretty easily and ally muscuvy(after they annex their vassals) and its smooth sailing from there.
@scott2452
@scott2452 5 жыл бұрын
I would disagree with your no. 1 pick. 1. It’s possible to start off with a great leader rather than a hard coded terrible one 2. You don’t have any real threats in the early-mid game 3. You can migrate south to Mexico, convert to Nuahatl and reform the religion quickly since by then you’d have both a tech advantage against the mesoamericans and have access to all those OPMs in Nth America. 4. You have arguably the best ideas in the Americas with buffs to discipline, morale, goods produced etc. 5. You are a glorious shade of lime green. 6. You can migrate to a gold producing province to get cashed up in the early game. Haida can be one of the most fun campaigns...I’ve actually seen a few people do a World Conquest with it,
@YuiFunami
@YuiFunami 5 жыл бұрын
I guess one benefit of starting far from Europe is you have more time to colonize all of California before someone reaches you. Plus since you're a native and you'll get a free tech and institution boost you can develop all your land to crazy amounts without having to worry about falling behind. Also rarely I've seen mamluks and ottomans if they do well they'll colonize moving east and eventually reach California
@YuiFunami
@YuiFunami 5 жыл бұрын
Though Carib is imo the strongest OPM in the new world
@michable100
@michable100 5 жыл бұрын
And a pretty snazzy flag!
@goksir5845
@goksir5845 5 жыл бұрын
@@YuiFunami Carib is the real deal. Currently working on converting to Inti in my carib game.
@scott2452
@scott2452 5 жыл бұрын
Yui Funami Carib ARE pretty great. Slightly better militarily AND have an extra colonist. They are a less vibrant shade of green. Their best ideas come later in the game and Haida are better economically (+10% goods produced + gold mines = profit) Splitting hairs though, both are awesome.
@livium1297
@livium1297 5 жыл бұрын
I remember that someone completed a Haida World Conquest. Who was that?
@Vitorruy1
@Vitorruy1 5 жыл бұрын
atwix did it on very hard
@livium1297
@livium1297 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I thought it was Atwix but couldn’t find a link on his KZfaq channel. I guess he only has the replays on his twitch.
@rofl0rblades
@rofl0rblades 5 жыл бұрын
how is that even possible. i need to see that.
@reaperzwei845
@reaperzwei845 5 жыл бұрын
He did it like two years ago too. so before absolutism and stuff. You can check out his AAR on the EU4 forums
@gregmccauley1687
@gregmccauley1687 5 жыл бұрын
@@rofl0rblades I haven't seen it but the usual strategy when you want to eat as much land as possible in the last 200 years is to culture shift. You can core all land in the culture group in ~12 months (faster if you have CCR in your idea set, or a bonus like Mayan). So basically you are constantly in multiple wars, culture shifting to core, and declaring with nationalism cb (-50% cost) NOT imperialism (-75% cost). You can take like 250% overextension in a single war if you declare with a -50% cost CB. Long story short, a lot of micro. bly08 did a Mongol WC by 1580 in the Dharma patch, and Marco has the current record, 1538 WC with the 1.24 Japan patch. They did it by culture shifting to core 800% overextension in under 12 months (no rebels).
@Journey22405
@Journey22405 3 жыл бұрын
I remember I watched this when I first started and when I heard “play ulm instead” I thought Ulm was this god tier nation and Immediatelywent to play ulm. I actually had a decent campaign somehow.
@noahdevet5985
@noahdevet5985 5 жыл бұрын
Georgia is actually really easy and fun to play. If you directly attack Imereti and after that samtskhe before they get any allies you can take bake your cores. Those lands will start of with 0 autonomy and no unrest because they are your cores which will give you a great power base to attack circassia which almost never gets any good allies so thats another easy win. At this point you could start improving relations with muscovy and because you are orthodox and not that small anymore getting an alliance shouldn't be that hard. From there on out you can easily use Muscovy to destroy the nomads, while at the same time eating some more minors that are bound to be left near you. In this way I got Georgia to become a great power before 1520.
@Vincrand
@Vincrand 5 жыл бұрын
Georgian ideas bad? Infantry combat ability is great, manpower recovery speed is great (orthodox already gives more manpower), improve relations with 30% is great, construction cost is good. Monthly war exhaustion is decent. Infantry cost will save quite a lot of ducats, which can be used for advisors.
@doesnotreallymatterr
@doesnotreallymatterr 4 жыл бұрын
I'm Georgian myself and ideas are surely trash and they don't really suit Georgia, maybe some do, but generally speaking they're trash, especially considering the geographic position and obstacles towards every direction. I hope Paradox will at least give Georgia some missions, but I really doubt they'll ever do so.
@spencerb891
@spencerb891 4 жыл бұрын
+10% inf combat and +25 fort defense is actually pretty effective in their mountainous terrain
@ColePenner
@ColePenner 5 жыл бұрын
Haida Gwaii isn’t an Alaskan Island, it’s a Canadian Island owned by the province of British Columbia. It’s also known as the Queen Charlotte Islands
@TheAjie91
@TheAjie91 5 жыл бұрын
but in EU4 mechanics haida gwaii is part of alaskan colonial region CMIIW
@ColePenner
@ColePenner 5 жыл бұрын
ajieajah91 he also referred to Salish and Chinook as Alaskan OPM’s when they both start out in the California colonial region. I was also just pointing out a fact since it’s not common knowledge that Haida Gwaii is Canadian
@TomPittman8
@TomPittman8 4 жыл бұрын
Except Haida aren’t Haida gwaii, Haida is a larger culture that spans a region in Alaska and Canada. I’m speaking as a Tlingit who’s people are in the same situation, I’m Alaskan, with my family coming from Hoonah, however, there are thousands of Tlingit who live near Teslin.
@tyddies
@tyddies 5 жыл бұрын
>Haida capital >"probably freezing" omegalul
@Humanophage
@Humanophage 5 жыл бұрын
It's quite warm though. Think Seattle (as opposed to e.g. Boston or Minnesota). It almost never goes below 0 C.
@DonEstebanXXL
@DonEstebanXXL 5 жыл бұрын
Why are Baden's ideas so bad? +1 Diplomat is useful, -15% agressive expansion isn't bad either and +2 Tolerance does help during the Age of Reformation. The rest is mediocre or bad, i agree
@dabestestgoblin8495
@dabestestgoblin8495 5 жыл бұрын
@Varg the Jew Slayer Still better than complete trash ideas like Württemberg
@andreasliebmann6106
@andreasliebmann6106 5 жыл бұрын
In fact: -15% agressive expantion is very useful in the HRE
@victorconway444
@victorconway444 5 жыл бұрын
They should give a unique "Icelandic Commonwealth" government to Iceland.
@GundiMike
@GundiMike 5 жыл бұрын
Georgia, Baden, Haida, and any Madagascaran nation have no business being on this list. Like, all of them at least have some things going for them even if they're some of the worst nations to play in their regions.
@adhdlama2403
@adhdlama2403 5 жыл бұрын
Georgia is a fun roleplaying Religious + Defensive run, stacking fort defense and killing the Ottomans via attrition. Imereti is a nice colour, too.
@TheGlenofKrokot
@TheGlenofKrokot 5 жыл бұрын
>Killing the Ottomans via attrition Well, Ottoman +33% siege ability thingie and luck will crush your dreams
@adhdlama2403
@adhdlama2403 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheGlenofKrokot oh did i say stack? i meant s t a c k
@TheGlenofKrokot
@TheGlenofKrokot 5 жыл бұрын
Oh now i get it you said *S L A C K* ?
@chadwick5080
@chadwick5080 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGlenofKrokot well without any defence ideas forts have 75%plus defence
@Lunus6661
@Lunus6661 5 жыл бұрын
I am amazed how fast you can produce such amazing and well though videos. I really, really, really do love them
@deepspacewanderer9897
@deepspacewanderer9897 5 жыл бұрын
>well thougt He regards caddo as top4 (iirc) opm, but names haida (which has better ideas and can also migrate to mexico and convert to nahuatl (i managed to get all 5 reformes by~1500 by chaintrucebreaking NA natives (they cant coalition you if they have a truca or don't see your capital, so AE is actually not a problem))) the worst nation in the game. This videos are either poorly thougth through, or he is just incompitent.
@BrehriGames
@BrehriGames 5 жыл бұрын
"Cultural Gen... Conversion" Lol
@JohnSmith-ck4dz
@JohnSmith-ck4dz 5 жыл бұрын
South Georgian custom nation would be even worse, that province is a glacier like Kamchatka not much worse though
@greninjamastergabe6452
@greninjamastergabe6452 5 жыл бұрын
You're also even more isolated than the Falklands are.
@greninjamastergabe6452
@greninjamastergabe6452 4 жыл бұрын
John Smith I actually created a custom nation on South Georgia. I don't remember what all of my national ideas were, but I know that some were completely useless. These include increased blockade efficiency, yearly republican tradition (I was a monarchy), increased chance of female advisors, and the ability to hire female generals.
@SamuelChac0n
@SamuelChac0n 5 жыл бұрын
I can make it worse Opm muslim tribe in the middle of ming with ming
@vincentohlander
@vincentohlander 5 жыл бұрын
@@kingmieszko3793 One Province Minor, a nation with only one province
@eldermartins3220
@eldermartins3220 4 жыл бұрын
I think is a personal achievement to win with a petty nation.
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын
Right? It makes the game much more rewarding. Starting off powerful becomes boring quite quickly in my opinion
@AlcyonEldara
@AlcyonEldara 4 жыл бұрын
@@AlzaboHD sometimes, I want to play a strong nation and own everything. Sometimes I want to play a weak nation and overcome the difficult start of the game and sometimes I want to do a rare achievement (I recently did the Sunset Invasion blind). My next run will be probably be for the Mayan achievement, I am ready for another 200h of learning "how to play this kind of nation in this part of the World to get a difficult achievement" XD
@user-tn1wo4md4n
@user-tn1wo4md4n 5 жыл бұрын
Youre on my recommended my guy and I dunno who you are but this vid is good
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD 5 жыл бұрын
I dunno who you are but this comment is good, you're now on my recommended my guy
@kimgerranddoan
@kimgerranddoan 5 жыл бұрын
Disagree about Baden. The rare 20% caravan power is amazing when you're surrounded by rich inland trade nodes. This was even better pre-dharma when you could easily switch to a merchant republic and be swimming in ducats. Later on the prestige ideas keep your army morale and global trade power high while the -15% AE reduction makes conquest easy breezy
@andreap8343
@andreap8343 5 жыл бұрын
I had fun playing with Betsimisirarka or whatever they're called. I wanted to start a Madagascar campaign and chose them because of their weird name and cool flag.. I ended up having lots of fun. Unifying Madagascar is super easy, then you just need to be fast enough to conquer Mutapa and their gold mines before Kilwa does the same, if you succeed, you basically have the path for the horn of Africa and Ethiopia clear in front of you.. Just go north following the coast and keep eating everything in front of you until you stumble on the ottomans in Egypt.. no problem since you're insanely rich thanks to all those gold mines, just be careful with plucky rebels and inflation. I must admit that if you fail to conquer Mutapa quickly, then things are much more hard. . In a second game I started with Betsimisirarka, I was too slow in unifying the island, so Kilwa expanded a lot in the meantime. So when I was ready to get the hell out of Madagascar, what I had in front of me was thousands of miles of Kilwan coast, defended by a navy much more strong by mine.
@robinbanks3186
@robinbanks3186 2 жыл бұрын
I did a challenge run as Antemoro (the only muslim nation on Madagascar) where I was only allowed to own coastal provinces, I had fun conquering and colonizing, forming client states with perfect borders who stretched all the way to the Kongo basin. I even conquered Sri Lanka and used it as a base to invade the rest of India. One of the most fun runs I ever did.
@inestrix7377
@inestrix7377 5 жыл бұрын
I actually formed a pretty big Germany with Baden, I do agree it was a bigger struggle than normal to get there though.
@dabestestgoblin8495
@dabestestgoblin8495 5 жыл бұрын
I am from Baden and did the same and liked that its far harder than with mainstream Brandenburg. But Badenese ideas are certainly not the worst. Sure, their traditions are crap but the rest is alright
@classifiedforlife.1466
@classifiedforlife.1466 5 жыл бұрын
When you have to work to pay for the internet bill that AlzaboHD is taking up, it can be hard. Until I see this new vid and think, "10/10 mate, 10/10".
@domonkosjakab1391
@domonkosjakab1391 5 жыл бұрын
#1 Capital province: probably freezing 😂
@Ravie1
@Ravie1 5 жыл бұрын
Baden is actually fun, i've done a passthrough for the challenge and it's enjoyable, I would honestly put more grindy starts like Navarre where you do nothing but sit and wait for your one expansion opportunity to open up as worse.
@Trethan3266
@Trethan3266 4 жыл бұрын
When I first got Eu4, my friend was trying to explain it to me while I was choosing which country to be. I got fed up and said "I'll just go random" and before he could stop me I random picked Salish, and began an ironman very hard (because how hard could a game about MAPS be) play through. To make things worse, I had no DLC. It definitely deserves to be tied for worst spot.
@SpaceCatNuggets
@SpaceCatNuggets 5 жыл бұрын
Sad excuse and absolute trash is apparently the funniest things he’s said so far EDIT do you enjoy staring at a wall and watching paint dry Is now apart of the funniest things he says lol 1:55 Absolute trash 3:40 sad excuse 11:21 Do you enjoy staring at a wall and watching paint dry
@MeWatchVideos
@MeWatchVideos 5 жыл бұрын
Space Cat Nuggets Dude I swear bad excuse and absolute trash is to me the funniest things he’s said
@aleclothar3715
@aleclothar3715 3 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the Pillars of Eternity soundtrack. It fits unexpectedly well
@quma2590
@quma2590 5 жыл бұрын
What about Yas ?
@WimFlo
@WimFlo 5 жыл бұрын
quma 25 or Manipur?
@kasane1337
@kasane1337 5 жыл бұрын
No.
@Matheus-ft2oj
@Matheus-ft2oj 5 жыл бұрын
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
@Times_Ticking
@Times_Ticking 5 жыл бұрын
@@WimFlo manipur ... yup! 5 dev OPM with no at start alliance options and no feudalism. Manipur's national ideas are pretty good, though! Get ready for annexation by Kale or Kachar.
@Cohac
@Cohac 3 жыл бұрын
You got a great voice for informative background noise :D
@alexandruchirita4853
@alexandruchirita4853 5 жыл бұрын
In my game as Holland , Baden got Austria under a PU . And Ulm helped Austria get independent
@Jar_Of_HotIce
@Jar_Of_HotIce 5 жыл бұрын
Baden has quite decent ideas, making expansion easier by modifiers reducing ae impact.
@And-lj5gb
@And-lj5gb 5 жыл бұрын
Georgia is fun to play actually! It's possible to reliably conquer the other Georgian minors, Trebizond, Circassia and Theodoro without any extraordinary luck (you just only hope that Circassia and Theodoro aren't annexed/vassalized before you do) within 15-20 years for a moderately skilled player like me. All orthodox land so unrest will be easily manageable. You can also ally Muscovy within few years and that will often be enough to deter any aggressors. At this point you will be bordering so many nations that some routes of expansions should always be open. Culture switch to Pontic early in the game and wait for a moment of weakness for Ottomans to happen and you can even restore the Byzantine Empire. I did in my last game. And I don't consider myself a very skilled player.
@chadwick5080
@chadwick5080 4 жыл бұрын
why don't ally mamluks? it good against ottoman aggression
@GrandleJams
@GrandleJams 5 жыл бұрын
The only game I've ever completed from 1444 to 1821 was me playing as Salish and was one of my favorite games. This was like 2 years ago, where I was learning how to play the game, and named my capital DIDNEY WORL. I ended up making the ultimate Salish Empire that looked suspiciously like the ultimate Chilean empire, owning every province on the West Coast and having an annoyingly stubborn Breton Louisana and Georgia that just didn't want to convert. It was fun forcing other cultures into the Salish culture as well, because I had no idea how to spend my diplo points I was getting.
@Thesupermrluc
@Thesupermrluc 5 жыл бұрын
I played a haida game actually, I quite enjoyed it setting up a merchant republic in canada after migrating 100+ years.
@eamonngeraghty3107
@eamonngeraghty3107 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he's done a guide for the Siberian tribes since this
@alvarovonriegan3533
@alvarovonriegan3533 5 жыл бұрын
12:51 FALKLANDS ARE ENGLISH. 181 argentinos no les gusto este video
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD 5 жыл бұрын
Me gusto your commento
@jesucristobostero3287
@jesucristobostero3287 5 жыл бұрын
@@AlzaboHD Parece que lo haces por gusto?? que mierda te pasa cual es tu problema??uno viene por un juego y te pones a tirar mierda de politica
@Trewita
@Trewita 4 жыл бұрын
@@jesucristobostero3287 Te caiste cuando eras un feto del útero de tu mamá o que? Te vas parado en el avión? Te tocaba tu tío que no sabes que es una broma?
@syzygysyzygy8332
@syzygysyzygy8332 4 жыл бұрын
@@xaolin8546 If you truly backed them you would write the islands as Malvinas.
@terezinhaquirozquiroz3305
@terezinhaquirozquiroz3305 4 жыл бұрын
@@xaolin8546 Also the people decided to stay with UK. Cisplatina is Brazilian however!
@gordoncrawford6300
@gordoncrawford6300 5 жыл бұрын
Betsimisaraka was the first nation I ever played as in EU4. I had just bought the game and I thought it would be great to form Madagascar. I obviously picked the nation with the neatest flag on Madagascar and proceeded to spend 100 years or so conquering Madagascar and was not happy when I found out that it was not in fact a formable nation. I then played a separate run as France, which was unsurprisingly fun.
@honolulutohalifax470
@honolulutohalifax470 4 жыл бұрын
i actually did play a game as hilda, and i managed to colonize and expand, only through sinking a good tech's worth of points into my development so i could afford the colonists in the first place. after doing so i managed to expand outwards and have colonies on the hudson bay and in the old world. however getting war declared on me by both spain and england really killed me. having lost all of my northern territories and losing all my coastal tiles until nook, i was pretty much dead from there.
@poilboiler
@poilboiler 3 жыл бұрын
I had a fun game as Salish recently. It just required migrating all the way to Quebec and using the money there to expand, reform of the European colony and start eating land like crazy.
@samurai90x
@samurai90x 5 жыл бұрын
you know for georgia infantry combat, cost, and manpower recovery speed, alone are good enough to build a strat around. also, dat war exuastion decay while at war.
@gioesczda6496
@gioesczda6496 5 жыл бұрын
We're playing the long game bro, just waiting for the Great Emir of UK to return them to us lol
@Quetzalcoatlv3
@Quetzalcoatlv3 5 жыл бұрын
Ok. My advice to you is: 1) If you're struggling with any nation just develop your provinces. It doesn't matter if you fall behind few techs, few years later you will get -20% tech cost for being late and you will get massive income boost. Like really massive. Also manpower/force limit is nice. 2) DON'T UNDERESTIMATE +1 prestige idea! Prestige is very powerful. 3) + with developing your provinces you get institutions! so you can embrace Renaissance even in China fairly quickly!
@josephozdemir6210
@josephozdemir6210 5 жыл бұрын
I played as kongo in a muliplayer game. It didnt had feudalism. I spent many monarch points on capital to get feudalism. It had like 32 development. But then my neigbours leveled up their military to 3, while i was 2. And kilwa had already feudalism, he had army tech 4 or 5 idont remember. yeah eventually they beat me up then portugeuse came and raped me as well. But it was fun tho
@jdurk
@jdurk 5 жыл бұрын
I'm playing Haida right now. I'm at 1700 and like 20 techs behind. I focused on colonizing, and now own Alaska, the entire west coast up to Mexico, and defeated Brittany (which somehow is a major colonial power). This is actually my first native campaign, so I didn't know how to reform so converted to protestantism which put me in a civil war from the -4 stability. So far ive embraced Feudalism, Global Trade, and am about to get the Renaissance. This may sound odd, but I'm actually really enjoying the campaign! After you get through the 'paint drying' phase, and start colonizing, it actually starts picking up in entertainment value.
@Leivve
@Leivve 5 жыл бұрын
Would like to note. Played a Chinook game, surprisingly strong once you get over to mexico, or the east coast. Reducing your stability to -3 will speed up the migration process a TON.
@ziggyzap1
@ziggyzap1 5 жыл бұрын
3:59 what dlc do you need to have that government options
@OneJazzKid
@OneJazzKid 5 жыл бұрын
I love this :D I just switched to EU IV (again) from wows, this time for good. "You cant build boats to get off the island, and you cant reform since no nation will ever border you." I cracked:D
@thrashes6208
@thrashes6208 5 жыл бұрын
5:00 . . . its not hakarth its HAU KALL (very strong Ls) meaning high/tall man. It means shark of course. I don't really get why people think Icelandic is a dark and harsh sounding language, it is one of the most poetic languages out there while i do admit old Icelandic was harder it was still no where close to HAKARRTH, they just sort of did not like the sound of U as much as today.
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD 5 жыл бұрын
I actually searched for a pronunciation guide on how to say Hakarl but all of them were TTS voices. Thanks for letting me know!
@thrashes6208
@thrashes6208 5 жыл бұрын
@@AlzaboHD Ye the TTS voices for Icelandic are very bad simpy because of our very low population meaning there is a small amount of demand for something like that. :)
@omafivargas9712
@omafivargas9712 3 жыл бұрын
Baden became the Emperor in my Kilwa game in about 1570. They were so bad as an empires, that they started losing reforms!
@shiniselune399
@shiniselune399 5 жыл бұрын
10% infantry cost reduction idea is actually quite good since it also reduces the upkeep.
@nicolaosplastiras4469
@nicolaosplastiras4469 3 жыл бұрын
THE FIRST EU4 ASMR CHANNEL 😤👍
@thepunisher4356
@thepunisher4356 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else here seen DDRJake’s TYOtal conquest series?
@arooseveltelk1993
@arooseveltelk1993 5 жыл бұрын
Argentina with the 20 dislikes.
@yann1ck666
@yann1ck666 5 жыл бұрын
5:18 Great, now we gotta kinkshame nations as well
@tomshepard8473
@tomshepard8473 5 жыл бұрын
Haida nation was some sort Vikings in pre-columbian America. They uses boats to travel, explore and plunder west coast of modern Canada and Northern US.
@Jaxxon
@Jaxxon 5 жыл бұрын
Man that pronunciation of Haida got me all riled up(It's pronounced like eye not ay). Especially calling it Alaskan when it's in British Columbia, although that's understandable looking at a map since it's probably closer to Alaska land than Canadian land. Still love your stuff though, I wanted to sleep 15 minutes ago, but then I saw this video.
@italianpc4119
@italianpc4119 5 жыл бұрын
my first campaign in Eu4 was with Betsimasaraka
@favorius
@favorius 5 жыл бұрын
why, just why :)
@pedroruiz3273
@pedroruiz3273 4 жыл бұрын
If you create a nation in the Malvinas Islands and give it English culture, these are their default national ideas: · -10% manpower due to drunk lads jumping into the swimming pool from the seventh floor in Mallorca · +20% national tax modifier due to your dentists · You can cancel alliances with Europeans receiving huge penalties, regret it and be fucking ridiculous. · Due to putting carpet in the bathrooms, as a hygiene penalty you have an stability debuff. · All your territory will be of Sunni or Hindu religion even though your official religion is Protestant · Your initial 1/1/1 queen is immortal
@sirtykai3821
@sirtykai3821 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about the Madagascar nation. If it allies mutapa it will take over all of Madagascar and Kilwa taking over Zanzibar.
@raikaria3090
@raikaria3090 5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say Baden's +Caravan Power a bad idea seeing their inland position. -AE isn't *bad* in the HRE either. Also they're European and not an OPM Gerogia's NI's are not awful. There's certainly worse. +Improve Relations for example isn't bad, and cheap infantry with +10% CA isn't awful. Or you can be me and form Coptic Mughals as Georgia [pre-Mughal patch so there's no Islam requirement.] I'd assume those 2 are there just so someone in Europe is there. Even then I'd put someone like Granada there. And Betsi isn't awful; especially in next patch where they can go pirate.
@Charles-yi3mx
@Charles-yi3mx 4 жыл бұрын
In one of my recent games, AI Haida managed to migrate down to California, ally Ming, and take out enough native tribes to expand to 5 provinces. In 1789 they got taken out by Portugal though.
@Sunlight91
@Sunlight91 4 жыл бұрын
I just did a Trebizond game, which is even harder than Georgia. Went bankrupt three or four times and only survived due to Muscovy/Russia. Funnily rebels converted me to coptic faith so I got a coptic achievement as well.
@tomalo451
@tomalo451 5 жыл бұрын
I played a game as Haida with the thought that since I'm far away from Europe, I can colonize everything before they get here and make it easy to stop them from coming. I ended up colonizing everything from Alaska to Baja and then Portugal came and destroyed me, French Mexico in Texas took my southern provinces and I was dead within 15 years.
@ChristianReyess
@ChristianReyess 5 жыл бұрын
Hi I have an unrelated question, I was playing with England, formed UK, then released as the 13 colonies. When I wanted to form the confederate states, I didn’t get their ideas and traditions .... and then I tried to form the us nothing as well. Any idea what could be going on? I’m using extended timeline and idea variation.
@Sky-nv7hj
@Sky-nv7hj 4 жыл бұрын
I recently played Georgia and essentially reformed the Eastern Roman Empire with them lol, they aren't the easiest but that's what makes them fun!
@theomorphical
@theomorphical 5 жыл бұрын
Corfu can actually be amazing... the massive buffs to galley efficiency can then be buffed even more with naval doctrine for combat ability, for over 30% galley combat efficiency, which puts you on odds with the Venetian fleet. Your galleys are also much cheaper, which makes it even easier to horde them. The starting strat with them is incredibly easy. Independence from Venice, then do a no CB war on Byzantium (you don’t want a ticking CB against you) and then you just blockade them until they get enough war exhaustion to peace out for the ottoman cores. It’s actually fairly easy to beat the shit out of both of those enemies as long as Austria rivals Venice.
@mateusz73
@mateusz73 4 жыл бұрын
idk if im just dense, but im not picking up on the aspec joke at the end. great video though, pretty funny
@redcommierad2447
@redcommierad2447 4 жыл бұрын
As a Malagasy... i laughed when you said betsimisaraka. It’s BEI-TSY-MI-SA-RA-KA
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the help! You might be my only viewer from the neighborhood, appreciate it and cheers
@borderlinebear5509
@borderlinebear5509 3 жыл бұрын
I guess that makes us at least two. I discovered your channel with the CK3 videos and stumbled here by curiosity.
@kasane1337
@kasane1337 5 жыл бұрын
8:48 Now that's interesting, since in my campaign Tyo actually controls the entire Western Central Africa / Kongo region. Well, next to me of course, who by now controls nearly half of it too...
@FoeReaper
@FoeReaper 5 жыл бұрын
>falklands >culture English *British Imperialism Intensifies*
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 4 жыл бұрын
What expansion changes the map to look more "drawn" like that? Or is it a mod?
@favorius
@favorius 5 жыл бұрын
Haida is one of the most fun countries I've ever played. It does not deserve to be in that list, let alone being #1.
@MaxAnkum
@MaxAnkum 5 жыл бұрын
Terrible countries.... Mmm.... Greater Denmark?
@TheTigerrrRulez
@TheTigerrrRulez 5 жыл бұрын
As a icelandic person iceland is quite shit considering iceland has allot of ways to have unique national ideas to colonozation related to Leif Erikson, and well iceland has the oldest Parliment in the world "The Althing" which was founded in 930, but atleast iceland has 4 provinces now in Crusader kings 2 lul now i hope they will change it one day in eu4
@TheTigerrrRulez
@TheTigerrrRulez 5 жыл бұрын
​@@Ben01tM The Althing is considerd the oldest parliment in the world if you look it up on the internet and wiki
@bjarkiorleifsson6100
@bjarkiorleifsson6100 5 жыл бұрын
Oldest Surviving Parliament*
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed. It seems weird that they added it to formable nations without giving it any flavor at all. Seriously. There are only 9 nations in the game that have "generic ideas", apparently. Most are in East Africa. Iceland needs better ideas! Þingvellir / althing could give republican tradition or something.
@TheTigerrrRulez
@TheTigerrrRulez 5 жыл бұрын
@@AlzaboHD They made iceland into 4 shitty provinces in ck2 insteed of 2 so here's hoping that they will do something with iceland in EU4 soon but yeah something with repuplican tradition and something with colonizing
@Daedwartin2
@Daedwartin2 5 жыл бұрын
​@@AlzaboHD It's there to force Norway to stop being Norway in the decent chance someone conquers them leaving them with just Iceland and maybe an island or 2.
@7graywolf7
@7graywolf7 4 жыл бұрын
I love how France has such bonkers silly ideas that lack focus and synergy, including -20% fort maintenance, but each one is so potent that it all works out
@ennui9745
@ennui9745 2 жыл бұрын
Hmm, they may not have synergy, but they make sense historically at least.
@Jayce_Alexander
@Jayce_Alexander 3 жыл бұрын
AlzaboHD: "An Alaskan island" *shows Vancouver Island and British Columbia* Canadians: "You'll have to pry it from our cold, dead hands."
@recabarrensabarenjoaquin5960
@recabarrensabarenjoaquin5960 5 жыл бұрын
From where is the first clip you put on the video?
@Takador
@Takador 4 жыл бұрын
Carib Pros: >decent national ideas Cons: >starts at 1/1/1 technology >landlocked province >only has access to one trade node until you expand, unlike neighboring Arawak that has access to 2 trade nodes >only neighboring country is Arawak, a rival In one of my playthroughs the AI fucked up or something bc Spain went for conquest war and captured all my provinces but I kept declining the peace offers until eventually Spain gave up and gave me it's territories?? I ended up owning territory stretching from Guyana to Panama
@MicroageHD
@MicroageHD 5 жыл бұрын
My ancestors and I are from baden. Goes back over 500 years documented. RIP :D
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD 5 жыл бұрын
I love Germany! Thanks for watching.
@PerikleZ87
@PerikleZ87 5 жыл бұрын
Infantry cost reduction is quite good as it reduces the maintenance of normal troops and mercs!
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD 5 жыл бұрын
You are absolutely correct. I still rate it rather low, though, since your economy mid game should be able to support at least your force limit and consequently other national ideas (like morale, discipline, shock damage etc) are more useful imo. Thanks for watching.
@pg3384
@pg3384 5 жыл бұрын
_Time for a Haida World Conquest!_
@ihateyankees3655
@ihateyankees3655 5 жыл бұрын
The +20 global settler increase and easy access to Alaska make the Siberian minors a little better. And once you get that first bit of early expansion in things get a lot better financially.
@deepspacewanderer9897
@deepspacewanderer9897 5 жыл бұрын
In theory you can migrate to NA as siberian clan (get exploration ideas, get 1 colony in NA loose your capital in a war and you'll get a capital in america as a non-primitive nation by, i think, 1470 (you don't need to finish colony since if it'your only province besides calital, then your capital will be moved there wen you'll lose your province in siberia and colony will finish)). And you can get good ideas by culure shifting and forming something after getting power base in americas.
@nicolapacella5966
@nicolapacella5966 5 жыл бұрын
please make a 'top 10 satisfying nation to play outside europe'
@CC-hx8gj
@CC-hx8gj 3 жыл бұрын
I played as Haida once and colonized parts of Siberia before being annexed by Spain and their 60k divisions
@naponroy
@naponroy 5 жыл бұрын
Someone has said this most like, but HAIDA is not in Alaska, it's hundreds of miles from Alaska, it's centred arund Vancouver Island in Canada's British Columbia.
@byzantinetales
@byzantinetales 4 жыл бұрын
I had a run with Corfu which I consider successful. Got rid of Venice and conquered Naples
@ninototo1
@ninototo1 5 жыл бұрын
I wanted to play as states that I have a connection with, so I chose Baden (where I live) and Corfu (where my family is from) for my first playthroughs. It didn't go well.
@Stormfox93
@Stormfox93 5 жыл бұрын
All these nations are like: You like a challenge?
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