Just a quick correction - it looks like in the newest Mario Kart games that the Bob-Omb actually doesn't seem to hurt you if another player detonates it from behind. Good to know!

Of course you had the Luigi Death Stare for the thumbnail!

Actually, one of my favorite things to do is put a fake item box INSIDE of a real one. It works really well.

They should really bring back the Mega Mushroom. Those were pretty awesome.

How to troll with Fake Item Boxes: Place them almost at the exact same spots as Item Boxes

I love how in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe that if you have a Piranha Plant and a blooper tries to ink you, the plant will eat the blooper lmao.

How much money do you want to bet there will be a top 10 Best Mario Kart items coming out soon?

That feeling when a blooper hits you and your a squid. When your already an inkling and ink affects you. I mean, cmon Nintendo.

The real benefit of the POW block was making everyone drop their items ahead of you. If you were able to chain it into a Mega Mushroom or maybe triple shrooms this gives you a huge advantage.

Personally I dont think the idea of a coin being an item is bad. It was the execution that was bad. The problem is that it was just WAY too common.

One thing to note about the Blooper: the AI racers aren't affected much by it. They just start to zig zag along the track... but oddly enough, they can still drive through sharp turns and narrow passways.

The Bob-omb blocks shells behind you but you need to drop it early.

5:05 They were gone in Mario Kart 7... I guess that proves your point.

but the single banana is my guardian angel

1:56 actually it's very easy, when the red shells coming throw the bomb behind you, and once it explodes it destroys the shell! In MK8 D it works!

FINALLY someone talked about the Thundercloud

Top 10 Numbers In The Alphabet Next Please Bro

O H B A N A N A . . . Iwata was Yiga Clan confirmed.

The blue shell is actually useful in a race with teams, as it can be used to blast the first player when they are on the other team, so a teammate can come first and win the team more points.

That's why I love Mario Kart. The salt.

I still want the fake item box back in mario kart.

Fake item boxes should be the same aesthetically to regular ones except to the user. The user should also just go through it if they hit it which could tip off observant opponents

8th place: *gets coin* sigh *gets another coin* really!? *gets a star* Finally! *race ends* OH COME ON I JUST GOT A STAR!!!

Lightning bolt was brutal on the N64. Everybody first got hit (no avoiding possible unless under the effect of a star), lost their item, shrunk down and slowed down, and on top of that, if the player who launched the lighting bolt drove over a shrunken down player it would be squeezed and float in the air for aboit 3 times the length of a banastrike. N64 Mario kart eas definitely the most brutal mario kart ever. I still play it. You could launch other players off the map into glitching by simply hitting them with a green or red shell. I wish they made the gameplay so brutal and vicious again. Please make skme kind of nostalgic review aboit this Jwitzz

after playing this game for 15+ hours so far, I must say.... I HATE THE BOO ITEM WITH THE HATRED OF 1000 SUNS

i think hot potato could be a good idea for battle mode, so heres what happens, there 10 players, you spin a wheel to see who gets the thunder cloud 1st, and then all the players ride around passing the thunder cloud to eachother, the thundercloud takes a whole minute until it stikes, who ever it stikes is out, then the wheel spins again to see who is it for round 2, now with 9 players because 1 was elliminated, all the way down to 2 players, last player standing, wins

The Blue Spiny Shell isn't that bad, but its usefulness depends on the game. Say you're in last place and you get the Blue Spiny Shell for example. You'll want to play a Mario Kart where it stays low to the ground so it can hit other players.

The blooper is actually less effective than getting something in your eye in real life.

I HATE that stupid coin..........

Actually, I consider the fake item box one of the best items in the games. Why? Just hide it directly in front of a regular box, and it's a banana that makes whoever lose the item they just got.

When I was little, I would play against my babysitter, and I drove over the tiny bridge at the end of one of the DK stages and dropped the fake item box on it. They had no choice but to hit it.

i think the bomb is amazing. i love sniping with it, and the fact that it walks makes it even better. correct me if im mistaken, but in mario kart 8 it can block shells as well.

Thundercloud is #1, calling it right now. That thing sucks.

I'd argue that MK8's version of the triple banana is actually worse than the single banana. At least the single one can reliable protect you, whereas I swear that the triple banana has let in more shots than it's protected me from. But oh it's TOTALLY worth it to lay three easily avoidable mild inconveniences.

The Blooper- or squidgie as I like to call them- are a lot more effective in 8 Deluxe due to the ink taking up more of the screen (sometimes you get lucky and get a small ink splat on you), and apparently it gives you more slippery driving physics.

The Thundercloud is the only item where are you really really don't want it, it's also the only item that sends the racer into a straight panic

Why didn't I get any ads? How is this video controversial for advertisers? D: Is Bowser running KZfaq???

I actually really like the Thundercloud item. And I feel like that the Fake Item Box should be, y'know, more *F A K E* , but it's just a thought.

The POW block is a great item because you can target people on sharp corners if you actually know what you're doing and it also causes everyone to lose their item. The thundercloud doesn't just boost your speed, it also gives instant acceleration if you get hit. True, it sucks to be shrunk, but it's also strategic because it's not always the best strategy to always go for a box no matter what.

How to improve these items: 10: Whenever you use it, you will jump towards another racer. 9: If it doesn’t hit, it stays on the track and detonates when someone except for the person who threw it bumps into it. 8: Have the items get magnetized towards you when it hits another racer. 7: This item is just meant to be useless. Nuff said. 6: Have it only be accessible when you’re in the top 4. 5: Have it look like a red item box with it’s question mark upside in the user’s POV, but have it look identical to a regular item box in other player’s POV. 4: If it hits, the players will be knocked back. 3: Have it double your current coin count. 2: Next to the blooper item box, a slot with the other racers will be shown and whoever it lands on will get the blooper, and it actually makes the screen almost pitch black. 1: Have it lock on to the person closest to you, and you can’t be given it back.

I noticed the fake block wasn't in Mario Kart 8, more of a relief than anything. The Blooper would be better (Or.. Worse, I guess?) if the ink covered the screen in a way that makes racers have tunnel vision, making them not be able to see what's coming from other angles.

Blooper in MK7 and 8 got buffed pretty good from DS and Wii to cover the screen better, not to mention the lowered traction in 8 makes it a little more annoying.

I notice when talking about the Blooper's assorted downsides, you left out the fact that the AI just outright no-sells it just like any other vision-obscuring item in any Nintendo game.

Banana is a great defense, bombs are great snipers, you pack blues at 6 to 4, and coins at the start are great for breaking out of the pack.

It's sad to see the Fake Item Box on this list.

I find it funny how new Mario Kart players tell people on KZfaq comments of how they dodge a blue shell or were to place fake item boxes. when almost every single Mario Kart player knows the tricks to doing these

Instead of removing some of these items, Im curious how you would improve them like increasing the boost to top speed coins give you, or having the coin give more coins?

the thundercloud, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"

Fittingly, I had a Mario Kart 8 Deluxe ad before this video.

At least #1 was only in 1 game.

The POW Block is usually utilized well, but Mario Kart Wii is an example of how it can be utilized poorly.

I missed this kind of videos so much, glad you are back, great vids

Well u learn something new everyday. I did not realize the fake item block was gone. The coin gives me more frustration then the blooper.

some of those items like the blue shell are needed to balance out the game. I think about half of the items in this list are legit horrible, but half of them are more for balancing purposes

Every time I see a new Jwittz video in my subscription box I get really happy! Thanks for making such awesome content!

The worst stuff when you are first in Mario Kart 1. You get all the bad stuff 2. If you miss a turn say goodbye to first place 3. BLUE SHELLS

i say the Fake item box is at least a good item... in Mario Kart DS as it looks like an item box with no question mark in it, placing it among groups of item boxes can be used as a sneaky trap (if a player isn't looking at their bottom screen of course)

The bomb actually can stop a shell if you drop it behind you. In Mario Kart 8 Deluxe at least.

Here's my list (not counting items introduced in Tour): 10: Green Shell 9: Banana 8: Super Leaf 7: Blue Spiny Shell 6: Fake Item Box 5: Blooper 4: Coin 3: Mega Mushroom 2: POW Block 1: Thunder Cloud

the blooper is surprisingly decent when paired with split screen since it blocks more of the already smaller screen

I hope the Thundercloud is high on this list.

consider the coin and the blooper the Worst!

i have an idea for the coins in mario kart games, so the coins could be a currency, and you could use them to buy items which you would have a limit of 3 items bought in the store per day, and maybe to buy karts, kart parts, and characters, and you could press x any time and it would pick a random one of the items you bought.

Another thing about the thunder cloud, it forces you to use it, so you can't wait and get into an area with a lot of racers to pass it to

Cape Feather. It *can* be very useful, but 9 of 10 times, the track isn't built for it.

Worst Mario kart item is easily the Lightning cloud in wii

I love how your pokeball changes following your top 10 favorite pokeballs video

My top 10 #10: POW Block #9: Boo #8: Yoshi/Birdo Egg #7: Feather #6: Super Leaf #5: Heart #4: Fake Item Box #3: Blooper #2: Thunder Cloud #1: COIN

*O H H H H H H H H H B A N A N A*

the blue shell is amazing when you're playing with siblings!!!

The blooper is actually somewhat useful in MK8 because they added a side effect which gives the victim's kart slippery physics.

5: Pow Block 4: Tanoki Tail 3: Fake Item Box 2: Coins 1: Lightning Cloud

Hey Josh, I love both your videos and streams as well as Renae's streams I hope you both continue doing this for a long time

10 min video uploaded 1 min ago already has 47 likes nice

I'm fairly sure you're not the only one who thinks the Thundercloud hinders more than it helps.

Do top ten best and worst pokemon abilities!

Calling Coin as number 1

1:56 Bombs do Block Red and Green shells from behind you.

The blooper actually gives you ice physics too.

I can't wait to see what returns for tour

JWittz and Tamashii uploading on the SAME DAY!?

Coins should be number 1. They're simply Luigi; they do absolutely nothing.

One quick thing. If you can master the bomb, you can snipe by throwing it around corners, or just by predicting where your opponent will go. You can also set up temporary barriers because no one wants to be in the explosion range. This can lead to many situations where you can gain the upper hand. Thank you for reading this and have a great day!

Thundercloud not only gave a speed boost, but also made you ignore the terrain in a sense of you couldn't be slowed. Allowed you to take shortcuts without a mushroom

You see what position you've put yourself in Josh. Now you have to do a top 10 best MK items. It's like you wanted this set up. (But srsly tho pls do it thx bye josh)

I've only played Double Dash and I was so confused when you said what the number one item was. Guess they nerfed it... It used to be the most powerful and annoying item in the game so I guess it makes sense...

One exploit I found on Mariokart DS for dodging the Blue Shell is to simply let another racer take 1st place, then follow them in 2nd place until the shell hits them so you can return to 1st place with zero consequence.

Yay! Jwittz uploaded whilst I was asleep

I like the idea of the thunder cloud but it was implemented wrong. They should’ve given someone who was in 1st place and way ahead something negative like the thundercloud.

Double Dash will always be the best Mario Cart.

1:57 And I thought he was gonna make the pun "This bomb is a bit of a dud." I underestimated you.

Wadda ya do when you're shiny hunting? You go watch old Jwittz vids. I've been around for a long time (tho I didn't have an account back then) and your content is never disappointing or boring, and I always learn something new.

The coins speed you up btw

My guesses in no particular order Blooper Coin Pow Block Thunder Cloud Super Leaf Bob Omb Fake Item Box

I wish the Bullet Bill hadn’t replaced the Chain Chomp. There was something cathartic about your opponents being plowed over like bowling pins by something that’s dragging you straight up the placings. Yeah, you’re not granted immunity while it’s active, but it was way more fun to watch.

I agree with all your points about the thundercloud but i had so many funny moments with it that i cant really hate it

No. Blooper is worse.

lol one time i was in first and i made the blue shell go into the second place person by braking quick enough XD

One thing, my view is from a DD perspective. Bananas are great. They stop all incoming attacks (with a precise drop)apart from the blue shell which can be avoided with a near frame perfect input). You can also snipe with a banana is someone edges ahead of you. (the timing and aiming is strict but after practicing for a while, it's easy) They won't get any warning apart from the flying sound (which is less than a shell) while having less time to react. You can also set up traps with bananas such as placing it where people really want to go (such as certain spots on corners, in front of boosts so they slide right over, and hot spots on the maps) and by placing a banana behind you where your opponent will want to go. This causes them to make a move which isn't ideal and will extend your lead by a fraction of a second to 4ish seconds, depending if the opponent hits the banana or just has to go around. Bananas are also better than shells because they are stationary. This makes it easier to set traps and block other projectiles. In the end, bananas are one of the best items to have while in first place because it covers every option better than a green shell. Thank you for reading this and have a great day!

For the spiny shell: when in second, its not the impact that gets you, but the explosion around it.