Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "King Baby" Jim Gaffigan
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Күн бұрынThese are the top 5 funniest jokes from my standup special King Baby! Let some know if you agree in the comments!
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BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking • Best DRINKING Jokes | ...
Disney • Best Disney World Joke...
Japan • Best Japan Jokes | Jim...
Fish • The FUNNIEST Fish Joke...
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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@mauvaz4876 Жыл бұрын
People say Seinfeld is the best observational comic ever. I disagree, Jim tops them all
@GregRiccardi Жыл бұрын
Totally agree. The funniest!! Hi Jim!! HOOOOOT POGGEEEEEHT
@redsands2064 Жыл бұрын
Jerry was the hit for his era.. eras change, Jim is the one for this era
@NihongoGuy Жыл бұрын
JS was good but I've never thought of him as "Best ever" of anything.
@DScott-bp4vu Жыл бұрын
Jerome will always be the best! 🥰😌 Jim is AWESOME, but Jerome is King.
@christinepostreich4231 Жыл бұрын
Seinfeld was good for his time! Gaffigan is good for his time!!😊😊
@joannecooper4592 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm feeling down, I watch this man's videos. He is hilarious, and no cussing!
@jeffg7936 2 жыл бұрын
Well next to none, he leaves the trash talk for people like Bob Saget.
@JB-lo8eg 2 жыл бұрын
I’m myself into explicit comedians. I love a lot of comedians that cuss like sailers. Most of my favorite cuss constantly. Still I watch Gaffigan simply because he’s a master of his craft, hilarious. One of my favorites.
@linak7155 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffg7936 yes sadly, a potty mouth.
@gwauk205 Жыл бұрын
@@linak7155 They are just words. Noises that come out of peoples mouths - what’s the obsession with some noises over others? 🧐
@linak7155 Жыл бұрын
Words are powerful. They build up or tear down. They possess an influencing impact on the hearers that cannot be denied. They're neve truly neutral. As I see it, it takes much more brain power n creativity to use words in a way that elicit laughter than to resort to cheap shots n rely mostly on expletives or vulgar substitutes. This comedian finds humor in mundane everyday situations n I love it! I don't mind watching with my entire family. There's all kinds of comedians out there. I stick to a selected few who make me think, relate n laugh my heart out.
@melissabenjamin1759 2 жыл бұрын
One thing that helps my stress level as a HS Teacher during these crazy times is this guy and laughing as I crawl into bed after a long stressful day. Thanks Jim. ♥️
@sharcrum 5 ай бұрын
Man, I can't imagine teaching high schoolers! 😬😟 My youngest daughter has been a first grade teacher for 2 or 3 years. She seems to love it but I know it's gonna start wearing on her some day. Especially if she moves up grades. Now days is tough.
@existentiallifecoach2024 2 жыл бұрын
He’s a natural. Definitely his gift and calling in life.
@cliveheenan1188 3 жыл бұрын
This man is a master. He makes it look deceptively easy. Great persona and really, really funny. Wonderful.
@jesusgaud8 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely… it is so refreshing to see clean comedy
@redwingsfan3621 2 жыл бұрын
@@jesusgaud8 Checkout Brian Regan as well.
@pocahon8460 2 жыл бұрын
Behind every good man is the great woman ... Jeannie
@QuantumMind88 Жыл бұрын
@@redwingsfan3621 YES!
@vanessamariebond 2 жыл бұрын
LOL 'lets prepackage ourselves for the serial killers'- he's amazing.
@SarahVincent2023 11 ай бұрын
Thanks so much for all the laughter, Jim. You’re brilliant!
@juliemiller3387 2 жыл бұрын
The only comic that makes me laugh until my face hurts!! He is the best!!
@tylerkeller8869 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty awesome of him to make this material accessible for free due to Covid-19 quarantine.
@shirleyclemmer3299 Жыл бұрын
Best for Jim if we let the ads go to the end.🙂
@stevenaleman7454 2 жыл бұрын
My eyes are watering so much from laughing so hard!! I can't stop laughing... His jokes are amazingly funny!! His delivery and style are priceless!!
@jonhohensee3258 Жыл бұрын
Thanks, Mrs. Gaffigan.
@ianmccombie2476 2 жыл бұрын
The bowling part was hilarious😂
@DoofenSpyroDragon16 8 ай бұрын
The whole thing is hilarious! 🤣 Jim’s King Baby special is a classic!
@dsoutherland1747 Жыл бұрын
With tears in my eyes, I’m trying to write. I’m like a lot of people. When I’m down, Jim brings me outta whatever dark place I’m in. His comedy is magic.😂🤣. Thank heaven for KZfaq and Jim😆.
@christinamarcille5280 2 жыл бұрын
Jim you got me and my son through covid lockdown and beyond! Let's get cookin' Your compilations Your specials Thank You 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@bfkennedy 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is the king of comedy! 👑
@asolano 3 жыл бұрын
Of clean comedy.
@codrinn9999 3 жыл бұрын
Of housewives comedy
@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын
@bfkennedy: Jimmy G is the OG of clean comedy
@ChaoticAnswers 3 жыл бұрын
A prince of comedy
@jonhohensee3258 Жыл бұрын
bfkennedy - I thought he was king of the pan flute.
@Lisa-Sherlock-Holmes 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't bowled in over 25 years. He made me want to go wash my hands.
@CaptainJ22 3 жыл бұрын
I hope this man Does. Comedy. Forever.
@jumpinjojo 3 жыл бұрын
Kenny Johnson Or at least until he dies.
@sparkyspark964 2 жыл бұрын
I hope to see JG in person some day. His delivery is so smooth and timing impeccable. Love him! 😍❤️🤩💙😘🤍
@jonhohensee3258 Жыл бұрын
He has guys that keep people like you away.
@sparkyspark964 Жыл бұрын
@@jonhohensee3258 👍🏼Thanks for letting me know. I’d hate to waste money.
@stardust2991 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t get enough of these videos!! Laughter is one of the best stress reducers!
@liz-cf2rv 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! It helps my depression
@tastymouse 3 жыл бұрын
I'm like on the verge of crying from laughter through the whole video.
@jonhohensee3258 Жыл бұрын
You're a big baby.
@user-sm8by9wj2n 3 жыл бұрын
You're a great anti-depressant thank you for the laughs
@liz-cf2rv 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!
@sideshowtink 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing I have ever seen especially the bowling bit! Camping was hilarious too! Everything GREAT!
@elenavonpavel-pitts3442 Жыл бұрын
As a 13 yr old teenager, was forced to take bowling. We had to take the ball home, then drag it to the bowling alley. Lived in SF...was late, carrying 1000 lb ball, running to the alley. Ran across VERY BUSY STREET AND TRIPPED!. Hadn't zippered the bowling purse, ball came shooting out and proceeded to roll down the busy boulevard at 90 mph! I had to chase it down in the middle of the street, fell flat on my face and started crying...just gave up. Crawled over to the curb, crying and bleeding. Some adult Asian man brought the errant ball back to me, patted me on the shoulder and said.."You no worry; ball is ok; you ok; day will be better...you will see!" I just started crying again.. I HATED BOWLING....
@marktaylor2502 10 ай бұрын
I just discovered Jim yesterday. I can’t stop watching! Funniest man in the USA. Friends are going to get sick of my Facebook shares
@awall1096 3 жыл бұрын
Makes me laugh out loud! Your delivery is spot on.. 😂😂 thanks for the laughs!
@Agoonga 2 жыл бұрын
The Kevin Bacon joke is still masterpiece
@MsMystie3K 2 жыл бұрын
Made the mistake of watching on my coffee break. The ketchup bit made me do a spitake 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jonhohensee3258 Жыл бұрын
spit-take
@yvettenewell7520 3 жыл бұрын
These are BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS 🤣 Thank you for being you.
@Nomadistar 3 жыл бұрын
Jim! I just love how you scratched the surface of bacon awareness! It gives me a glimmer of hope! TY so much!
@crash7701 3 жыл бұрын
I love jim gaffigan
@kechiathornton1382 2 ай бұрын
"Why don't you take this coloring book and sit in the corner."😂😅😂
@OldRaver Жыл бұрын
“Bippeddy Boppeddy BACON!! “🪄 🤣🤣🤣
@ericwest9363 3 жыл бұрын
I never miss a video. My morning bacon with coffee.
@rocknrollxoxox 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 👏
@rickyn1135 3 жыл бұрын
I love watch Jim on Ato-Repeat. Never gets boring.
@martinapelayo1270 5 ай бұрын
My ribs hurt from laughing so hard. Dude is hilarious
@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын
Ketchup on sushi?! 😂 That’s gold, Jim, gold!
@SoManyRandomRamblings 2 жыл бұрын
Those germ filled holes on the public ones, are what make the prices on bowling balls seem reasonable. 😆
@francescaa8331 3 жыл бұрын
Funny bits! Good way to start my day.
@sistahkrista4290 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for brightening my crappy day! You really are the best comic!!!
@jfhdragonfly 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this, Jim, it really helps. Plus, you're so funny!
@jendagesse4524 2 күн бұрын
Love watching him he's so funny
@bonniepayne3627 Жыл бұрын
Nobody can make me laugh like Jim
@nobodyreally6331 3 жыл бұрын
I, too, call myself “indoorsy” and consider camping atavistic. Thank you for validating me, Sir.
@jonhohensee3258 Жыл бұрын
How long you been waiting to use that word?
@LisaGemini 2 жыл бұрын
I love, love, love the bowling jokes. I suck at it, I don't get why people like to throw that heavy damn ball at a bunch of pins. I just hate it. Also, camping is awful. I couldn't sleep the one night I did it in my 20s, I kept hearing the boars roaring in the woods. As a woman, it's super hard to use the bathroom, too. Thank God, my parents never made me do it because they actually were SMART.
@brrrayday 3 жыл бұрын
The camping bit reminded me of the McManus short story, "A Fine and Pleasant Misery" Its a hoot
@globetrekker86 2 жыл бұрын
Bacon strips are sometimes called “rashers”, which I originally misheard as “rations”. So you’re right, Jim: someone is rationing the bacon
@2662Mia 2 жыл бұрын
Mind if I follow you around the parking lot? I’ll just be humming “Ball in da baaaaag”
@suebrown3465 3 жыл бұрын
“Thank you for your comedy” signed Water Chestnut lll
@etsbeagles8012 2 жыл бұрын
Regarding bowling not being a healthy activity, back in the 70s, ashtrays were built into the score keeper's tables in bowling alleys. You could cut the smoke with a knife.
@MsMystie3K 2 жыл бұрын
Years after the ban on smoking at indoor venues, our local bowling alley still reeks of stale cigarette smoke.
@kind1168 3 жыл бұрын
Great Top 5 Jokes for today Jim ! I will have a different perspective on bowling . Just darn silly and funny! Lol 🙂😂🙂🙂🙂
@globetrekker86 2 жыл бұрын
You’re onto something about the success of Kevin Bacon. His daughter Sosie (Saucy) Bacon also has good prospects
@chitgoodenough3231 3 жыл бұрын
He cured me of Subway.
@globetrekker86 2 жыл бұрын
Partying in Dry January: “Wanna do shots?” “Yeah!” “Meet you by the ketchup keg at Wendy’s. I got the fries”
@donihee137 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jim!
@2010RSHACKS 3 жыл бұрын
You are king comedian
@user-jj2kn1du1m Ай бұрын
He is the FUNNIEST EVER!!!¡!!
@mammaddenn8010 3 жыл бұрын
Three words, Guest host SNL. Tell your agent to get on it.
@steady3459 Жыл бұрын
Always to impress the Lady's ! 😂😜✌️
@janices7093 Ай бұрын
The camping joke 😂😂😂 brought back the most stupid insane camping experience of my life. My "honeymoon"😬☹️😱 ! It was his "surprise". - A tent I could see through- on a rainy chilly night - actually I was Hoping a Bear would visit!!! Needless to say after doing my best..I packed up my 'tent' for good💫 Thanks for the Laughs Jim Very Appreciated 😂✨🤣
@imommtube 3 жыл бұрын
I am in conflict, Love both , Jimmy and Gabriel, I can't get a favorite one, love them both
@globetrekker86 2 жыл бұрын
@Ossi, same here! Outside of the Dry Bar circuit, these two are the champs
@susanlina1070 Жыл бұрын
The best comedian ever!!
@ivanahugankiss8414 2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered a few days ago how goddamn funny you are!
@justiceliberty4364 Ай бұрын
Fred Flintstone's bowling ball LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bigdesignspop Жыл бұрын
His comedy is so intelligent it’s hard to analyze what is going on with his writing style it’s so custom to him
@rubyquail 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the belly laughs (mine).
@CBrown86 5 ай бұрын
Ive never seen the Bowling clip, I screamed 😂😂
@joecook5689 3 жыл бұрын
He's like funniest dude ever. Him, Ricky Gervais.
@brianjoyce9040 2 жыл бұрын
Always hilarious
@julieevans3390 2 жыл бұрын
You are appreciated 💛
@greghall8992 Жыл бұрын
Jim's the best!!!
@deanshort9011 Жыл бұрын
To improve other food they wrap it in Bacon. Thank you Bacon. Sincerely, Water Chestnut the 3rd. Hilariously original! Thank you Jim Gaffigan, your comedy is truly spectacular!
@thetalkingdevil2501 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so hanged over it hurts when I laugh, damn you Jim
@ronnietoots6797 3 жыл бұрын
past tense of hang is hung......sheesh...where did you go to school?
@thetalkingdevil2501 3 жыл бұрын
@@ronnietoots6797 I actually went to a decent private school but I was hungover. I could have swear I mention that in my comment, which makes me wonder were you went to school at 😏😏 you don't seem to understand things you just read
@thetalkingdevil2501 3 жыл бұрын
@@ronnietoots6797 thanks for the correction professor Ronnie, to be honest I didn't know that. I went to a French school, so thanks
@1bestfriend2u18 11 ай бұрын
8:24 "Happy Camper" hot pocket 😂
@jared2956 Жыл бұрын
Ur one of the best ,thanks for all the laughs.
@LadyVoldemort 3 жыл бұрын
The nerdy-ass bacon-joke always got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 Bacon-to-bacon time-space continuum.
@danoduncan1763 3 жыл бұрын
so Mr.Picker... just saw your movie... you ROCK in it !...
@akita101 2 жыл бұрын
Best
@andyallwood 3 жыл бұрын
I think even Jim would like fish & chips with plenty of vinegar, it might change his mind about fish and vinegar ;)
@lestertm7944 Жыл бұрын
Close enough JG Thanks
@stephaniebacak517 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I hope I get to see you Jim Gaffigan sometime in Arizona I do that would be awesome you're awesome
@jameswoolford2698 9 ай бұрын
Master level banter ✔️🙌🏻
@cybernurse5965 Жыл бұрын
Had me in stitches 😂
@jonhohensee3258 Жыл бұрын
owie
@Bahia320 Жыл бұрын
I went to Mount Ultravox School for Non-Bowlers, then I gained an appreciation for the game and transferred and got my Varsity letter as Captain of the Bowling Team. One game, I got straight gutters!
@Firecracker66 3 жыл бұрын
Gracias
@deejayk5939 5 ай бұрын
I’ll never go bowling again!
@scottsthoughtschannel9538 Жыл бұрын
I hate it when i get my bowling ball bag, confused with my human head bag. It's so embarrassing when this happens.
@elieelis6814 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh.gaffigan
@maureenparker6185 5 ай бұрын
Good laughs😅😅😅😅
@mimim8532 4 ай бұрын
So right on the BACON!
@drewb5845 8 ай бұрын
“You should get a vasectomy.” What? 😂😂😂
@tland717 Жыл бұрын
You rock !!
@OzarksWildman 3 жыл бұрын
Haha! Jim is a smart a$$!😂
@autumnelizabethmarr346 3 жыл бұрын
The occurence of maving bacon spaghetti rather than traditional Italian spaghetti for dinner is 5 to 1
@shannonmcstormy5021 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when I got my first check for my paper route at age 11. I bought a package of bacon and cooked it and ate it. My mother was just watching me. Then I got sick.
@jaeboogie2786 2 жыл бұрын
Lol omg what?!?! Lmao now that's hilarious. Please tell me that was not the only thing you bought lol 😂
@shannonmcstormy5021 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaeboogie2786 I bought many things. When combined with the yard and snow removal business plus the fact that I didn't have rent or a car payment, I was making more disposable income than some of the adults in my working poor neighborhood. I saved a lot of money. When I was 15, I bought a Honda Intercepter motorcycle (this was like 40 years ago, so that when I passed my driver's test, then took and passed the written motorcycle test, I road my motorcycle to school. I felt like a bad a___ dy___ because I was ;-)
@jaeboogie2786 2 жыл бұрын
@@shannonmcstormy5021 I love it. And yes you are indeed a bad a$$ 😉 thanks for sharing also. 🙏🏽
@leeojascastro711 Жыл бұрын
He gets better every year. My classmate’s grandfather invented “the packet” yep they were rich as shit!
@samanthacarrion9179 2 жыл бұрын
❤❤❤!!!
@globetrekker86 2 жыл бұрын
The master’s namesake, Jim Breuer, also has an uproarious bit about camping, while on a safari (aka * animal stalking *)
@davidmartin4683 Жыл бұрын
Jim who?
@dusandestanovic5884 7 ай бұрын
Don't forget Francis Bacon.
@waldo9498 3 жыл бұрын
Ready!
@drewtheunspoken3988 3 жыл бұрын
The only bowling I like is Bowling for Soup.
@evanpatterson6998 3 жыл бұрын
How do you know?
@drewtheunspoken3988 3 жыл бұрын
@@evanpatterson6998 it came to me in a dream!
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