Top 6 Worst Religious Animated Movies

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PhantomStrider

PhantomStrider

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Checking out what I consider worst of religious animated/cartoon movies from the Christian religion. Plus lego religious movies, cause.. you know.. that's a thing :P
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@The99Mustin
@The99Mustin 5 жыл бұрын
Joshua and the promised land
@patrickm2000
@patrickm2000 5 жыл бұрын
No. NOOO!
@pokelight6077
@pokelight6077 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@NostalgicWoodwind
@NostalgicWoodwind 5 жыл бұрын
El Arca de Noe
@ryandupuis5860
@ryandupuis5860 5 жыл бұрын
NOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
@Jackal_El_Lobo34
@Jackal_El_Lobo34 5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Dupuis YES! YEEESSS!!! 😈👍🏻
@theluckiesteh9058
@theluckiesteh9058 5 жыл бұрын
"If I was God, I'd be pissed." - Angry Video Game Nerd.
@supernovablade
@supernovablade 5 жыл бұрын
That reminds of a line from Maximum Overdrive. "Jesus is coming and he is pissed."
@420sakura1
@420sakura1 5 жыл бұрын
"What were they thinking?"
@kieranstark7213
@kieranstark7213 5 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider and Angry Video Game Nerd are as completely charming as God! Come at me, Calladbio! Don't have ever returned!!!
@KarateGirl999
@KarateGirl999 5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't blame him XD
@killstreak1282
@killstreak1282 5 жыл бұрын
Eh See I will just end the earth
@doorthechalk1447
@doorthechalk1447 4 жыл бұрын
That Lego passion film is probably the only good thing I’ve seen here The kid that made this should get a pat on the back
@DJFalcoOfficial
@DJFalcoOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
The Lego Passion movie clearly took a lot of time for the kid to make
@CommissarMitch
@CommissarMitch 5 жыл бұрын
You know what? That lego movie is supricingly good considering that the budget would essentially be just the legos and a camera. Well done whoever made it.
@donaldsperrazza1074
@donaldsperrazza1074 10 ай бұрын
id rather watch that then bible town
@sonicstarman9663
@sonicstarman9663 5 жыл бұрын
The LEGO Jesus thing has more effort put into it than BibleTown
@dododakowski2813
@dododakowski2813 5 жыл бұрын
It was funny
@LolitaCraft
@LolitaCraft 5 жыл бұрын
As someone who used to make stop motion films with my toys as a kid, I can respect the effort that one kid put in to an entire film. Better than Mel Gibson's version.
@virginiarailfannoah5415
@virginiarailfannoah5415 5 жыл бұрын
At least the characters in LEGO Jesus don't make me want to vomit out every last organ in my body!
@gabt.389
@gabt.389 4 жыл бұрын
Darion Thrush yeah
@Lovefortea448
@Lovefortea448 4 жыл бұрын
True.
@underconstruction6436
@underconstruction6436 5 жыл бұрын
9:24 a mere child made a film with more biblical accuracy than the original film made with millions of dollars and is funny despite the dark subject matter. That’s impressive
@storymaster21
@storymaster21 5 жыл бұрын
what the heck is jesus being whipped with? are those tails?
@lucapeyrefitte6899
@lucapeyrefitte6899 5 жыл бұрын
Under Construction those are the best religious movies
@storymaster21
@storymaster21 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nad_0618 is that not just a perfect omage to ACTUAL christian movies that he didnt even shell out for the actual whip? its kinda symbolic. or maybe, maaaaybeee, its some kind of secret code [plays gifs of triangles with eyes, dollar bills, and skulls to the xfiles theme] haha. jk
@getxyzzy
@getxyzzy 5 жыл бұрын
I am seriously impressed with the dedication the kid must have put into it. It looks... well, gory, but adorable, you know? I'd give him a definite 5/7 for what he's pulled off.
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nad_0618 Those look cooler than the actual whip piece, and are arguably a better representation of the cats-o'-nine-tails that the Roman soldiers beat Jesus with.
@cthulhu6713
@cthulhu6713 5 жыл бұрын
Please, never compare The Prince of Egypt to That.. thing..
@beta511ee4
@beta511ee4 4 жыл бұрын
Advillope Esber Okay, what’s so special about that movie (and give me no inkling of subjectivity in your response, please)?
@crowthewicked8344
@crowthewicked8344 4 жыл бұрын
@@beta511ee4 Its hard to not add subjectivity to that, but the animation, the focus on Moses and Ramses, and that fact that its not overly preachy about God makes the movie what it is. There, my best attempt to keep this from being too subjective.
@adenisbored2498
@adenisbored2498 4 жыл бұрын
@@crowthewicked8344 as I've said before prince of egypt was entertainment and quality first and religious message second which is how it should be done
@jadetheartist873
@jadetheartist873 2 жыл бұрын
Which one? The crap version or the OH GOD version?
@Blazdragon34
@Blazdragon34 2 жыл бұрын
@@crowthewicked8344 don’t forget the beautiful artistry of the movie and how it sets emotional parts and the music. It’s beautiful! It’s a shame that Joseph king of dreams isn’t as good. I also like how the pacing is really good and not rushed at all.
@everestcanyon5647
@everestcanyon5647 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, God didn't get mad at the Israelites for wanting food in the desert, but for not liking the food he had been giving them.
@daffers2345
@daffers2345 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, thank you! Someone who knows the story. A problem I often have with these "Christian" videos is that they either don't know the story, and thus present it wrong, or they miss the point, thus rendering the whole thing moot. (Think Jonah - the point is NOT the whale.) I'd LOVE to see something where they tell the Bible stuff, then explain how to see God through it, or at least have some application. Another problem is the unrealistic nature of many Christian kids' movies/shows. It spills over into other things, like moralistic stories, and ruins the whole thing. People DO NOT REACT in the way portrayed in that stuff! Thanks for letting me rant :)
@LdNidd
@LdNidd 5 жыл бұрын
Technically, I believe it was when they started complaining about eating nothing but mana and started pestering Moses to ask God to give them meat. Which God did. In *abundance.*
@Lovefortea448
@Lovefortea448 4 жыл бұрын
@@daffers2345 yeah, true though.
@Lovefortea448
@Lovefortea448 4 жыл бұрын
That makes more sense.
@Lovefortea448
@Lovefortea448 4 жыл бұрын
@@LdNidd darkkkkkkkkkkkk
@MarcoEvens
@MarcoEvens 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a Christian animator, and these movies are the exact reason why I am trying to start my own company to create Christian media that is actually ENTERTAINING! And has good quality! Lol. Nice list though!
@zionsgates3873
@zionsgates3873 5 жыл бұрын
I believe we have something to discuss then.
@MarcoEvens
@MarcoEvens 5 жыл бұрын
Zions Gates feel free.
@1aundulxaldin
@1aundulxaldin 5 жыл бұрын
Good luck.
@zionsgates3873
@zionsgates3873 5 жыл бұрын
@@MarcoEvens facebook.com/WatchmenofYah/ My facebook page. You can take a look and message me there.
@winterfisher7868
@winterfisher7868 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh we need to be friends! What kind of stuff do you want to make?
@notsomiku
@notsomiku 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm always ready to go to bible town"
@luciedeblieux9583
@luciedeblieux9583 5 жыл бұрын
Totally
@Jezabella2002
@Jezabella2002 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@geardog24
@geardog24 5 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@MrSuperbeast92
@MrSuperbeast92 5 жыл бұрын
Stickes and stones may break my bones, but thorns and crosses save your soul.
@themidnightotaku22
@themidnightotaku22 5 жыл бұрын
Bluh
@ariartsy9220
@ariartsy9220 5 жыл бұрын
*doesn't have Joshua and the Promised Land* Saberspark: No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@dylanrivera2244
@dylanrivera2244 5 жыл бұрын
Were these cartoons made by cultist... #6 : mabye #5: Most likely #4: definitely #3: probrably #2: no just a kid with a lot of free time #1: definetly
@joannamiller7162
@joannamiller7162 5 жыл бұрын
Uhm I’ll take 6 for maybe jeff
@rac1equalsbestgame853
@rac1equalsbestgame853 5 жыл бұрын
#1 also a ripoff
@mikeholcomb9013
@mikeholcomb9013 5 жыл бұрын
I think the LEGO one is really cool!
@virginiarailfannoah5415
@virginiarailfannoah5415 5 жыл бұрын
Too true,@@sweethysteria8737. Too true.
@virginiarailfannoah5415
@virginiarailfannoah5415 5 жыл бұрын
I doubt 6 was made by a cult. Sure, It could be better, but they were able to get some notable people to do voice characters. I also doubt 3 was made by a cult, since they were able to have some CGI that was just over mediocre.
@thepoetoffall7820
@thepoetoffall7820 5 жыл бұрын
Damn. That kid was doing more with LEGO than I was at that age...
@realliferapunzel5943
@realliferapunzel5943 5 жыл бұрын
I could barely build a house 😅
@miannesciacqua2000
@miannesciacqua2000 5 жыл бұрын
*I SWEAR IF JOSHUA AND THE PROMISED LAND ISN'T NUMBER ONE*
@orchideqvinox765
@orchideqvinox765 5 жыл бұрын
"Arca de Noe" didn't even get a mention either
@Icee7_7
@Icee7_7 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was going to be #1
@Koenna99
@Koenna99 5 жыл бұрын
No.....NOOOOOO!
@miannesciacqua2000
@miannesciacqua2000 5 жыл бұрын
@@Icee7_7 *NOOOO.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
@dashiellgillingham4579
@dashiellgillingham4579 5 жыл бұрын
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT?!*
@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 5 жыл бұрын
I'm Catholic. Seeing this kinda stuff is just so stupid. I'm proud of my beliefs, and I ask, why can't we get actually entertaining religious movies? The only stuff I can think of is freaking Veggietales and Prince of Egypt. Edit: SENPAI NOTICED ME. W-why did I say that?
@Anna-tk7ui
@Anna-tk7ui 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, maybe 321Penguins and McGee and Me, but 321 Penguins' animation makes me want to stab out my eyes and McGee and Me doesn't get actual life.
@daffers2345
@daffers2345 5 жыл бұрын
@@Anna-tk7ui I liked McGee and Me A LOT, but I see your point. It wasn't the worst out there by far, though. You ever see "The Music Machine"?
@augustwest5356
@augustwest5356 5 жыл бұрын
I think that's all there is unfortunately...
@blakjjags0697
@blakjjags0697 5 жыл бұрын
Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation oh well I’m a laveyan satanist
@blakjjags0697
@blakjjags0697 5 жыл бұрын
Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation oh well I’m a laveyan satanist
@hoovenschmooven
@hoovenschmooven 4 жыл бұрын
Strider: *has a negative opinion about a religious animation* God: So you have chosen death.
@Haildarklordvader
@Haildarklordvader 4 жыл бұрын
R u being a salty Christian
@mrockinz
@mrockinz 4 жыл бұрын
None of these cartoons are of islam, lol
@Haildarklordvader
@Haildarklordvader 3 жыл бұрын
@@jolynes_fingernails7147 ye
@RandomAticsJR
@RandomAticsJR 2 жыл бұрын
No, I think God would agree with him
@Gloom_Shroom_Gaming
@Gloom_Shroom_Gaming Жыл бұрын
@@RandomAticsJR I agree. I'm Atheist but God would respect peoples' opinions on these abominations of "movies."
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 5 жыл бұрын
Forget about that, JoJo is obviously the best religious film. Speedwagon is God after all.
@mariofan0453
@mariofan0453 5 жыл бұрын
There he is
@typical_tony2142
@typical_tony2142 5 жыл бұрын
:0 JUSTIN Y!!!
@Haloman89765
@Haloman89765 5 жыл бұрын
WHOOMP! There he is!
@GlorefyeXO
@GlorefyeXO 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah yeah
@GlorefyeXO
@GlorefyeXO 5 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. 5th comment
@chrisatherton7840
@chrisatherton7840 5 жыл бұрын
As a Christian I just think all of these are weird.
@EarlyOwOwl
@EarlyOwOwl 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@420sakura1
@420sakura1 5 жыл бұрын
Same. Kids deserve better than these.
@Hunter-bm6ss
@Hunter-bm6ss 5 жыл бұрын
as a atheist is it normal that i want to put my head through my wood wall from the animation
@sovietww2radiooperator141
@sovietww2radiooperator141 5 жыл бұрын
@@Hunter-bm6ss as a Christian no, it is not
@superclovergamer4683
@superclovergamer4683 5 жыл бұрын
Same...
@icebearisreadytotokyodrift8369
@icebearisreadytotokyodrift8369 5 жыл бұрын
*As a christian myself, The bible is more dark and scary than even the scariest or darkest thing.* But, it does teach us a lesson about a lot of things, which is the light side of the bible.
@FloraMecha
@FloraMecha 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree
@thefatshark4301
@thefatshark4301 3 жыл бұрын
shrek is god!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1! How dare you atheists disrespect the almighty shrekkkkkkkkkxjxjxdjdjdjdjrj
@bungiecrimes7247
@bungiecrimes7247 3 жыл бұрын
@@thefatshark4301 are you trying to be funny?
@thefatshark4301
@thefatshark4301 3 жыл бұрын
@@bungiecrimes7247 no
@dealvarez010
@dealvarez010 3 жыл бұрын
Yea it is it’s time for them to know
@JasontheFolf
@JasontheFolf 4 жыл бұрын
Some random character: *"Are you ready for our adventure in Bible Town?"* Me: *NO!*
@plumsparkles945
@plumsparkles945 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@friendofedvinthom9978
@friendofedvinthom9978 2 жыл бұрын
No NOOOOOOOOOOO
@Pipkiablo
@Pipkiablo 5 жыл бұрын
I was laughing during those clips from the Lego Jesus movie. It sounded like how we all played with our toys as kids, except this one decided to actually make a movie out of it, and considering how young he sounds, that's rather impressive.
@augustwest5356
@augustwest5356 5 жыл бұрын
That kid had TONS of help...
@scrambled5948
@scrambled5948 5 жыл бұрын
I grew up with a Christian family and luckily, I grew up with actually good Christian films and tv shows like the prince of Egypt and veggietales
@mackspaws
@mackspaws 5 жыл бұрын
Scrambled 59 same lmao
@moonneko183
@moonneko183 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@spudartz
@spudartz 5 жыл бұрын
Same.
@LilyRoseTerraharuka
@LilyRoseTerraharuka 5 жыл бұрын
Same here, that's why I'm letting my kids to watch good animated shows or religion shows like VeggieTales and Anime Superbook (and The Flying House).
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 5 жыл бұрын
@@LilyRoseTerraharuka By "Anime Superbook", do you mean the original 80's anime? I watched that and Flying House growing up! :D
@Jayshiver
@Jayshiver 4 жыл бұрын
The only good Christian animated movie is Prince of Egypt.
@dylanmoore3201
@dylanmoore3201 4 жыл бұрын
What about the star? I thought it was ok
@davidhileman8567
@davidhileman8567 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, what about "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie"?
@detomnz2024
@detomnz2024 3 жыл бұрын
Koff koff remember *The Miracle Maker*
@justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588
@justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588 3 жыл бұрын
@@dylanmoore3201 it got 42 % on rotten tomatoes
@plumsparkles945
@plumsparkles945 3 жыл бұрын
It was bad.
@lofiafterdark9882
@lofiafterdark9882 4 жыл бұрын
60% of the comments: “As a Christian/Catholic/believer...”
@exclusivelymadeforthat
@exclusivelymadeforthat 4 жыл бұрын
shut up
@SailorMaxie
@SailorMaxie 4 жыл бұрын
The other 40%: *_JOSHUA AND THE PROMISED LAND_*
@ragilfebriana9552
@ragilfebriana9552 4 жыл бұрын
I'm Muslim
@mrockinz
@mrockinz 4 жыл бұрын
0.1% is muslim and that's me
@ragilfebriana9552
@ragilfebriana9552 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrockinz make it 0.02%
@sonicstarman9663
@sonicstarman9663 5 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Christian I respect what they're are trying to do...but would it kill them to put at least a little effort into making these things? I had to stop at Bibletown.
@schmittfamily5045
@schmittfamily5045 5 жыл бұрын
It's a horrible shame that bad movies like Bible Town are deterring people from finding Jesus.
@blazingcontrollerandstorys47
@blazingcontrollerandstorys47 5 жыл бұрын
A god would not make movies like this I'm out
@ichwilldaslebenausihmficke4632
@ichwilldaslebenausihmficke4632 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, don't waste your life worshipping and praising a non existent "God". There is so much more to do in this world. Don't waste your time.
@dododakowski2813
@dododakowski2813 5 жыл бұрын
A child can do more.
@imarock.7662
@imarock.7662 5 жыл бұрын
@@ichwilldaslebenausihmficke4632 Dude, leave him the fuck alone. It's 2019 people can do what they want.
@cassyluvsanchez4005
@cassyluvsanchez4005 5 жыл бұрын
I love the movie The Prince of Egypt that's my favorite DreamWorks movie and I love the other DreamWorks movie Joseph king of Dreams
@b3rz3rk3r9
@b3rz3rk3r9 5 жыл бұрын
They're both pretty good, but admittedly Prince of Egypt was better overall.
@nerdygal6133
@nerdygal6133 5 жыл бұрын
cassyluv Sanchez I agree next to the how to train your dragon films it’s my favourite from DreamWorks❤️
@Jackal_El_Lobo34
@Jackal_El_Lobo34 5 жыл бұрын
Ehhh... Kinda mixed on Joseph king of Dreams but atleast it had the voice actor Mark Hammil playing one of Joseph’s bothers.
@dianahague1
@dianahague1 5 жыл бұрын
I love both of them too!
@kingsofleon9377
@kingsofleon9377 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with you Sanchez
@LivInSpace5162
@LivInSpace5162 5 жыл бұрын
Veggietales in the house Veggietales in the city I loved veggietales when i was young and seeing these weird reboots really upset me
@Anna-tk7ui
@Anna-tk7ui 5 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@prodbyboba
@prodbyboba 5 жыл бұрын
They're bringing it back this year in the original animation style
@LivInSpace5162
@LivInSpace5162 5 жыл бұрын
@@prodbyboba I know it's called the veggietales show!!! I'm so happy 😁😁😂
@daffers2345
@daffers2345 5 жыл бұрын
@Angelle Coffey That's lame. I actually stopped liking the series when they switched from general stuff to strictly Bible stories, and cut out a lot of the advanced humor that adults could laugh at. Doesn't sound like the current iteration is too good.
@r.j.penfold
@r.j.penfold 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh my entire childhood... 3 2 1 penguins as well
@wattsink2009
@wattsink2009 5 жыл бұрын
I will need to watch 7 consecutive hours of Veggie Tales, The Storykeepers, and The Prince of Egypt, just to feel clean again, after seeing that #1 pick!
@abrahamdavidcortina923
@abrahamdavidcortina923 4 жыл бұрын
What about Davey and Goliath?
@sneshadow
@sneshadow 5 жыл бұрын
how can robot chicken be more faithful to the bible while making fun of it then these movies
@mylifeisadumpsterfire5194
@mylifeisadumpsterfire5194 5 жыл бұрын
Because they actually kind of tried
@crow7611
@crow7611 5 жыл бұрын
you get bonus like for monokuma
@n-extrafries-surprise
@n-extrafries-surprise 5 жыл бұрын
Because they are entertaining and doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable to watch.
@daffers2345
@daffers2345 5 жыл бұрын
Because they probably did their research to make it funnier to their audience ... a lot of Christians don't actually know the Bible all that well :P
@giaprincess5309
@giaprincess5309 5 жыл бұрын
*joshua and the promised land not being on the list* Saberspark: *screaming intensifies*
@sparklingego8274
@sparklingego8274 4 жыл бұрын
"Noo. NOOOOOOOOOO."
@gayandtired5370
@gayandtired5370 3 жыл бұрын
joshua and the promised land is a cinematic MASTERPIECE and we can’t deny it
@nikistorey9972
@nikistorey9972 3 жыл бұрын
*N O* _NOOOOOO_
@parker-boy98
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
@@gayandtired5370 You mean a disaster
@parker-boy98
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
@@gayandtired5370 Joshua is crap!
@SandwitchZebra
@SandwitchZebra 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not even religious and I'm disgusted by these (except for the lego one, that kid did a good job)
@parker-boy98
@parker-boy98 4 жыл бұрын
If I make a religious movie, I'm gonna put story telling first! And if the Christians don't like it, too bad! I have free will!
@JohnAdams-pp7vi
@JohnAdams-pp7vi 3 жыл бұрын
May our loving Father, Son, and Holy Ghost be with you
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember Joshua and the Promised Land? Yes? Then you probably watched Saberspark.
@OverlyDankName
@OverlyDankName 5 жыл бұрын
I do.
@Haildarklordvader
@Haildarklordvader 4 жыл бұрын
Noooooooo.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@guilhermehank4938
@guilhermehank4938 5 жыл бұрын
Im christian and I hate these movies, its almost like they are mocking us by giving such crap quality projects. At least The Prince of Egypt was honest and beautiful
@TrexGamer.
@TrexGamer. 5 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what your talking about! Joshua and the Promised Land is leagues better than The Prince of Egypt! Everything about Joshua and the Promised Land is so much better than that crap!
@schmittfamily5045
@schmittfamily5045 5 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, I personally belive that movies like those Phantom Strider showed make our faith look like some kind of joke. It's almost like they're saying that "Jesus is just for kids" or something.
@professorpenne9962
@professorpenne9962 5 жыл бұрын
@@schmittfamily5045 really? im agnostic and think the prince of egypt is a really good movie. it doesn't hide away the genocide or slavery people endured by believing in something others disagreed with.
@schmittfamily5045
@schmittfamily5045 5 жыл бұрын
@@professorpenne9962 I wasn't talking about Prince of Egypt! That is a wonderful film that I wish other christian movies were more like! I'm happy that it touched on all parts of Exodus and wasn't preachy at all. I should edit my comment so there isn't a misunderstanding.
@kristinnabernabe9922
@kristinnabernabe9922 5 жыл бұрын
Ya i know right😤
@Anna-tk7ui
@Anna-tk7ui 5 жыл бұрын
I'm the only one who laughed at "Five Neighs at Freddy's". Okay. That's fine. That's fine.
@augustwest5356
@augustwest5356 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I laughed, but then again I laugh at dad jokes all the time.
@johnsonmichael9624
@johnsonmichael9624 4 жыл бұрын
i did too it was a good joke.
@AnimeboyIanpower
@AnimeboyIanpower 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed too!
@fatalframez
@fatalframez 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Google's how to ruins someone's religious childhood Google: *Jesus's death lego style*
@LexusLFA554
@LexusLFA554 3 жыл бұрын
Combined with the Yoda death sound from Lego Star Wars TCW
@Mallory_Sefcik
@Mallory_Sefcik 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a Christian and these movies are insulting *I’m actually a Catholic, apparently I didn’t know the difference.
@iamhungey12345
@iamhungey12345 5 жыл бұрын
I felt the same toward Chick Tracts.
@schmittfamily5045
@schmittfamily5045 5 жыл бұрын
These movies make our faith look bad. I'm sure Christ himself would have appriciated the effort, but still wouldn't have endorsed it and neither would have his desciples.
@Uloveeverglow
@Uloveeverglow 5 жыл бұрын
as a Christian I feel your pain
@Wm7forthewin
@Wm7forthewin 5 жыл бұрын
i’m a satanist and i feel the same
@macandcheese3592
@macandcheese3592 5 жыл бұрын
Same here. I am disappointed.
@snakeeyesD12
@snakeeyesD12 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not usually a praying man, but god help me Superman!" -Homer Simpson
@Fizz_Bun
@Fizz_Bun 5 жыл бұрын
Molten Volmer I was just watching an episode of the Simpsons with that line XD
@reyntime8735
@reyntime8735 5 жыл бұрын
Bible Town (Inner high-pitched demonic screeching)
@momorichuu7379
@momorichuu7379 5 жыл бұрын
i truly love how you say "geebus" instead of "jesus" i think i'm gonna add this word to my dictionary
@DanTheLPMan
@DanTheLPMan 5 жыл бұрын
As a Christian myself... Yikes! These 'things' have nothing on The Prince of Egypt and Charlton Heston's roles as Moses and Ben-Hur.
@Gitaxianjack
@Gitaxianjack 5 жыл бұрын
THANK you!!!!! I wonder what happened to Cinema that went from compelling interesting and accurate tellings of the bible to this nonsense and Charlton Heston tried really hard to get the Spirit of moses not just the fantasized version of him
@TwilightLink77
@TwilightLink77 5 жыл бұрын
What about the anime Superbook?
@giveitawaynow4649
@giveitawaynow4649 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with you
@owlstagawn1106
@owlstagawn1106 5 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute...."Joshua and the Promised Land" isn't on the list. noooo....NOOOOOOOOO!
@madhatter7073
@madhatter7073 5 жыл бұрын
And Furry Noah's Ark isn't on the list either XD
@jesuusch
@jesuusch 5 жыл бұрын
Mad Hatter 707 that movie isn’t bad, the animation is really good, the concept is just weird 😂😂
@madhatter7073
@madhatter7073 5 жыл бұрын
@@jesuusch Well true, but it's weird enough to at least be mentioned xD
@blackstar044
@blackstar044 5 жыл бұрын
no.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@laycijasmine4679
@laycijasmine4679 5 жыл бұрын
I just commented that!! Glad to see fellow Saberspark fans 😂
@burntpoptart6193
@burntpoptart6193 4 жыл бұрын
Phantom Strider’s catchphrase: “Keep in mind, it’s just my silly personal opinion”
@calebkuti7897
@calebkuti7897 4 жыл бұрын
He does not say that anymore
@supertransistor8762
@supertransistor8762 2 жыл бұрын
What about "howdy" and "hurray"?
@LaboLad
@LaboLad 4 жыл бұрын
Moses: Sorry, pharaoh, but I diagnose you with Letma. Pharaoh: What’s Letma? Moses: *LET MA PEOPLE GO*
@LemonnNote
@LemonnNote 3 жыл бұрын
That's funny actually-
@katerinapeklenk2016
@katerinapeklenk2016 3 жыл бұрын
X'D X'D
@sketchyskies8531
@sketchyskies8531 5 жыл бұрын
Oh God.... I’m Christian,but this just looks awful... No pun intended Edit:I showed my mom one of these (specifically Bibletown),and she didn’t say anything
@BeeArtsSE
@BeeArtsSE 5 жыл бұрын
Sketchy Skies Honestly tho
@lordmegatronofcybertron4332
@lordmegatronofcybertron4332 5 жыл бұрын
It’s so bad that Jesus would throw up
@benjaminavila8913
@benjaminavila8913 5 жыл бұрын
Wow I’m glad I’m not the only one.🙂
@princesspikachu3915
@princesspikachu3915 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian too and this is the product of Satan made to scare children into never reading the Bible ever again... I'm an adult and I'm scared. Please make the evil Bible characters go away... And no offense to Veggie Tales but it makes small kids not want to eat their veggies...
@evanwilliams8271
@evanwilliams8271 5 жыл бұрын
Sketchy Skies If you were a true Christian you wouldn’t have take the Almighty Lord’s name in vain.
@meghanrodriguez2393
@meghanrodriguez2393 5 жыл бұрын
*God has left the chat*
@meghanrodriguez2393
@meghanrodriguez2393 5 жыл бұрын
@@Yakkolicious lol thanks ^-^
@VANILLAMILKISGUD
@VANILLAMILKISGUD 5 жыл бұрын
Tiffany Echternach OmGA, DO YoU LIKE II, TOO? reee
@meghanrodriguez2393
@meghanrodriguez2393 5 жыл бұрын
@@VANILLAMILKISGUD YAAASSSSSSS
@VANILLAMILKISGUD
@VANILLAMILKISGUD 5 жыл бұрын
Meggy Maragon oMg, what’s your favourite character? mine is fan.
@meghanrodriguez2393
@meghanrodriguez2393 5 жыл бұрын
@@VANILLAMILKISGUD MINE IS PAINTBRUSH
@jennyIetterson
@jennyIetterson 5 жыл бұрын
Strider: *makes a worst religious animation list* God: No...NOOOOOOOOOO!!
@moved9658
@moved9658 5 жыл бұрын
JOSHUA AND THE PROMISED LAND.
@arandomyoutubeaccount3166
@arandomyoutubeaccount3166 3 жыл бұрын
Whaddaya mean? He'll have all sorts of opportunities to strike him with lightning. We all know he loves doing that.
@plumsparkles945
@plumsparkles945 3 жыл бұрын
Ha😂
@basharnaeem2512
@basharnaeem2512 5 жыл бұрын
The prince of Egypt is actually a good movie
@beta511ee4
@beta511ee4 4 жыл бұрын
Bashar Naeem Your opinión, buddy. Though what’s so special about it?
@basharnaeem2512
@basharnaeem2512 3 жыл бұрын
@@beta511ee4 catchy songs
@phantomstrider
@phantomstrider 5 жыл бұрын
Howdy! So apparently Lego Jeebus is a popular thing XD I learn some weird stuff sometimes..
@theherst
@theherst 5 жыл бұрын
Have you converted to Lego Christanity
@dazzawesome
@dazzawesome 5 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider i have something to tell you. I very much enjoy your videos. You make my days more interesting and satisfying. I do like a good video and you Sir are good at making them. List videos or just your random silly opinion i very much enjoy your work. Keep up the good work and keep being amazing !
@Jackal_El_Lobo34
@Jackal_El_Lobo34 5 жыл бұрын
WaffleSensei101 I know the LEGO Indiana Jones game took care of that bit.
@evelynexuma1699
@evelynexuma1699 5 жыл бұрын
L.,op
@evanwilliams8271
@evanwilliams8271 5 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider Indeed these cartoons are an abomination unto the Almighty Lord but never question his plan! Also don’t purposely mispronounce his Holy name like that!
@blossomdapple
@blossomdapple 5 жыл бұрын
You clearly haven’t watched Joshua and the Promised Land yet.
@NicoleTheBunbun
@NicoleTheBunbun 5 жыл бұрын
Nooo.... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
@birdcatto241
@birdcatto241 5 жыл бұрын
XxBlossom-1003579xX *saberspark screaming in the background.*
@thebaseandtriflingcreature174
@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 5 жыл бұрын
No...... *_NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........_* .......he has'nt yet.
@alexc.8482
@alexc.8482 5 жыл бұрын
That's the real one who has to be number 1
@blossomdapple
@blossomdapple 5 жыл бұрын
Yes. It should be Number 1 on the worst list of ANY animated movies, not just religious animated movies.
@Drgames999
@Drgames999 5 жыл бұрын
srsly no one remember bibleman? edited: also as a Christian these just straight up offend me
@sadcat1565
@sadcat1565 5 жыл бұрын
@N-word Surfer oh no, an edgy middle schooler
@experiment248isgr8t
@experiment248isgr8t 4 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@katerinapeklenk2016
@katerinapeklenk2016 4 жыл бұрын
I think Bibleman is actually a TV show, not a movie. But yeah, I have heard terrible things about it.
@aeadpenci6809
@aeadpenci6809 4 жыл бұрын
If you didn't like it then why'd you watch it
@jacobcarpenter3744
@jacobcarpenter3744 5 жыл бұрын
I've seen none of these, but "The Lion of Judah" is probably the best animated. As a Christian, I agree that there should be finer programmes. "The Prince of Egypt," "Joseph: King of Dreams," and "My Last Day" (anime short) are our only masterpieces.
@akadventuring
@akadventuring 3 ай бұрын
Original VeggieTales?
@giraffeparty0
@giraffeparty0 5 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate how respectful you are. Despite reviewing bad-quality movies which relate to Religion, and you not being religious yourself, you still treat religion with respect and dont outright say "God isnt real m'lady" or "look at these mindless religious slaves, blindly following false deities" I live in a Chritsian family, and seeing you not bash on these movies for solely being religious made me really happy. I love all of your uploads ♡ congrats ☆ edit: OMG thanks for the ♡ !!!! ☆♡☆♡☆♡☆♡
@masonreppeto882
@masonreppeto882 5 жыл бұрын
k
@reroman3950
@reroman3950 5 жыл бұрын
@Funtime Luna oh épée good for you I mean we All needed to know that it's SO important right?
@masonreppeto882
@masonreppeto882 5 жыл бұрын
Sailxcreature just to let you know.... atheists don't really get to pick on religious people cause we're the minority. it's the other way around.
@TheLandOfDreams
@TheLandOfDreams 5 жыл бұрын
I actually think Josh, a non religious person, acts more christian than some actual Christians
@TylerBluTheConqueror777
@TylerBluTheConqueror777 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a Christian as well
@Cheshire_Cat137
@Cheshire_Cat137 5 жыл бұрын
No matter what anyone does, the best animated religious movie will always be The Prince of Egypt.
@coolssh3979
@coolssh3979 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@jeanpiolo5841
@jeanpiolo5841 5 жыл бұрын
Can't disagree
@chickofmusic001
@chickofmusic001 5 жыл бұрын
Cheshire The Cat That’s a shame, because we need more animated religious movies with great quality!
@Ebonydoe
@Ebonydoe 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not even christian and I rather love Prince of Egypt (mostly for the music and the fleeing scene when the lighting lights up the parted water, it's pretty!)
@beediverse9086
@beediverse9086 5 жыл бұрын
Cheshire The Cat true glob jam xD
@dellarosa1716
@dellarosa1716 5 жыл бұрын
At least you didn't include The Easter Story Keepers. I grew up on VeggieTales. I use them while teaching Sunday School to this day.
@HungryWarden
@HungryWarden 4 ай бұрын
I can’t imagine wanting to teach Sunday School.
@dellarosa1716
@dellarosa1716 4 ай бұрын
@@HungryWarden Then I would suggest not doing so. 😊
@HungryWarden
@HungryWarden 4 ай бұрын
@@dellarosa1716 Well, that solves it. No it doesn’t. I was hoping you’d ask me why I can’t imagine what’s normal for you.
@lydibug4849
@lydibug4849 4 жыл бұрын
It's films like this that remind me how much I TRULY appreciate DreamWorks' The Prince of Egypt, and even it's sequel, Joseph: King of Dreams
@zackrules4797
@zackrules4797 5 ай бұрын
Joseph King of Dreams is actually a prequel to The Prince of Egypt, because Joseph's storyline was very long before Moses.
@hduniverse1631
@hduniverse1631 5 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider, here are some video ideas :)....... - Top 10 Controversial Moments in Preschool Kids Shows - Top 10 Most Mature Kids Shows - Top 3-6 BEST and WORST Sofia the First Episodes - Top 10 Creepiest Animated TV Shows - Top 10 Weirdest Cartoons - Top 3-6 BEST and WORST Disney Junior Shows - Top 6 BEST Little Einsteins Episodes. - Top 10 Saddest Moments in Animated Kids Shows - Top 10 Greatest Cartoon Series Finales of all Time
@deetomm7773
@deetomm7773 5 жыл бұрын
I hope he puts "Imagination Movers" as the #1 Best Disney Junior show! I love that show! If he doesn't put it anywhere, I'll be cool with it anyway. If he puts it anywhere near the Worst, I'll be heartbroken, but I'll try to respect his opinion.
@maddiereactsplays9789
@maddiereactsplays9789 5 жыл бұрын
Please listen to this man/woman.
@Lovefortea448
@Lovefortea448 4 жыл бұрын
I loved the little Einsteins as a kid.
@skybaker18
@skybaker18 5 жыл бұрын
Good thing there isnt... THE EVIL DONKEY MOVIE!!
@gelatinocyte6270
@gelatinocyte6270 5 жыл бұрын
What's its name again, Donkey Yolie? I don't remember.
@queencleopatra007
@queencleopatra007 5 жыл бұрын
@@gelatinocyte6270 Donkey Ollie
@terrenzsubebe554
@terrenzsubebe554 5 жыл бұрын
Good
@sophiathekitteh
@sophiathekitteh 5 жыл бұрын
@@queencleopatra007 twitter.com/donkeyolliehub?lang=en even the twitter account for the wretched thing is self-aware of the creepy designs lol
@mrzflores1880
@mrzflores1880 5 жыл бұрын
5:07 BIBLEtown, more like ROBOtown. Edit: or DEADtown
@virginiarailfannoah5415
@virginiarailfannoah5415 5 жыл бұрын
OR Vomit-out-every-organ-in-your-body-town.
@nmuniz2
@nmuniz2 4 жыл бұрын
Or Candyland.
@Henriqueleal0609
@Henriqueleal0609 3 жыл бұрын
DEAD INSIDE TOWN 😎👊
@chesiregirl
@chesiregirl 5 жыл бұрын
That animated Moses going "Oh dear" is how I imagine Josh reacted to most of these movies.
@WitheredFreddo
@WitheredFreddo 5 жыл бұрын
Veggie-Tales was the stuff.
@LucysLifeInTheBabyAliveWorld
@LucysLifeInTheBabyAliveWorld 5 жыл бұрын
Not really
@fionnasherri7746
@fionnasherri7746 5 жыл бұрын
Lucy's life in the baby alive world yes really
@lindenlynx
@lindenlynx 5 жыл бұрын
*heck* yes
@thatonedude2788
@thatonedude2788 5 жыл бұрын
Ok i forgot about that but that was my favorite thing to watch when i was a kik
@chloelaycock2447
@chloelaycock2447 5 жыл бұрын
Yes they were one of my favorites
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 жыл бұрын
The LEGO one is actually REALLY WELL SHOT. It's still a weird thing to do.
@nathancamara6285
@nathancamara6285 5 жыл бұрын
Yes with Jesus as a Lego Jedi.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 жыл бұрын
Everything's made out of LOTR, Star Wars and The Hobbit parts. It's not how I imagine Jesus, but there you go.
@gamerkiddocody107
@gamerkiddocody107 5 жыл бұрын
I swear the jesus minifig is just an obi wan kenobi head with a robe either from the egypt theme sets or i dunno maybe star wars
@StalwartSauce20
@StalwartSauce20 5 жыл бұрын
I think you forgot Joshua & the promised land.
@Giragoji
@Giragoji 4 жыл бұрын
Oh I haven't
@Haildarklordvader
@Haildarklordvader 4 жыл бұрын
High pitch demonic screeching from saberspark
@Kate-es9of
@Kate-es9of 5 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness, Prince of Egypt exists.
@RogueRebel16
@RogueRebel16 5 жыл бұрын
My family is religious, but I was truly blessed that my mother had good taste when it came to religious cartoons and gave us Prince of Egypt to watch.
@lgtribuit5730
@lgtribuit5730 5 жыл бұрын
What's the point of saying "religious" when all he's talking about is christianity.
@reroman3950
@reroman3950 5 жыл бұрын
That's the worst one xd
@frobsonsdesenhos
@frobsonsdesenhos 5 жыл бұрын
@@reroman3950 opinion.
@frobsonsdesenhos
@frobsonsdesenhos 5 жыл бұрын
@@reroman3950 nevermind.
@g1gabytez
@g1gabytez 5 жыл бұрын
mom would make us watch veggietales long ago, and i also remember watching prince of egypt at a summer camp
@danielthelevel100
@danielthelevel100 5 жыл бұрын
Should the Lego thing even count? It just seems like a fan film by the way it looks! Also, you didn’t put Joshua and the Promised Land on the list! (I mean, Saberspark made it popular, so…)
@patrickm2000
@patrickm2000 5 жыл бұрын
No. NOOOOO!
@thedidster4547
@thedidster4547 5 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this comment
@danielthelevel100
@danielthelevel100 5 жыл бұрын
*E n j o y Y o u r s e l f* YOU NOW WAIT NO MORE!!!
@aritheoc7691
@aritheoc7691 5 жыл бұрын
*NO, NOOOOO*
@kieranstark7213
@kieranstark7213 5 жыл бұрын
This hokey-as-fuck LEGO Christian movie is a fake film, so it can't be reviewed on AniMat's Classic Reviews if GoAnimate! movies can't either.
@GameyGaming
@GameyGaming 5 жыл бұрын
**Cough Cough** Joshua and the Promised Land
@mikulover9452
@mikulover9452 5 жыл бұрын
Number Ten: The Ten Commandments Me: THE TEN DUEL COMMANDMENTS, ITS THE TEN DUEL COMMANDMENTS!!!
@Mark-xy9ol
@Mark-xy9ol 4 жыл бұрын
NUMBER ONE
@stormyalice
@stormyalice 5 жыл бұрын
I've been an atheist for 16 years now but The Prince of Egypt is one of the greatest movies. The music, the animation, the fiction.. Everyone else can just stop making religious movies. Nothing will compare.
@memethyst
@memethyst 5 жыл бұрын
i've been an atheist for 17 years and i've never seen that movie
@blueoceancorporations1019
@blueoceancorporations1019 5 жыл бұрын
Joshua and the Promised Land is better.
@yiwoon_cr8s
@yiwoon_cr8s 5 жыл бұрын
- JAVA - I also had watched Prince of Egypt myself and it was the best religious thing I had seen in my life as a kid
@mebanks-smith9079
@mebanks-smith9079 5 жыл бұрын
@@memethyst Yiu should definitely try it! The animations, the songs, the story. It a movie that will bring atheists and Christians together!
@Showtunediva
@Showtunediva 2 жыл бұрын
Have not seen it yet.
@Rodent24
@Rodent24 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus take the wheeeeeeeeelll, take it from my hands.....
@40GamesAG
@40GamesAG 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus: I CAN’T DRIIIIIIVE!
@Khyira_TW
@Khyira_TW 5 жыл бұрын
As a former Christian, I honestly feel that ending a lot, I'm now an Athiest, but it wasn't always that way because my family indoctrinated me as a kid and used to force me to go to Church every Sunday. I only managed to break free of that because I decided to make a choice for myself after really looking closely at what was in the Bible vs. what I believed in and those two things didn't line up. Like, at all. And honestly, what matters more to Christian groups really is the indoctrination, especially of kids because kids are information sponges who know no better, that's exactly what I was before I made my own decision. A lot of other kids can't or won't make their own decision due to fear of their family or their church shunning them, trust me it happens a whole lot more than Christian people will make you believe. These movies really were just a few examples of the ways they try to force their ideals onto children, and I might be overstating this in someone else's opinion, but it sickens me. Kids should be allowed to build their own beliefs and ideals, not be forced into someone else's.
@antboyttt509
@antboyttt509 5 жыл бұрын
Now I gotta make a Beatles reference because of that Bible town image, but I don't know what to say
@Mael_Str0M
@Mael_Str0M 3 жыл бұрын
Help. Please. I need it.
@pokelight6077
@pokelight6077 5 жыл бұрын
Saberspark NEEDS to review Bible Town. Plus great video!
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 5 жыл бұрын
Noooo... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He's suffered enough.
@tiffcat3887
@tiffcat3887 5 жыл бұрын
WillieManga Yes ewe
@Rabbit-o-witz
@Rabbit-o-witz 5 жыл бұрын
One thing that always bothered me was that in every christian movie, the characters are all white... yeah.. in middle east, 2000+ years ago, Jesus was a blond with blue eyes
@shcdemolisher
@shcdemolisher 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah! I always wondered that. Though to be fair the Romans were white, but everyone else should be dark tan/black.
@Gitaxianjack
@Gitaxianjack 5 жыл бұрын
@@shcdemolisher its because of Catholisism and Constantine for over a thousand years the roman catholic priests and the pope white washed their God to the point where he looked more like them than the actual figure in history and they burned, tortured, brutally executed, and beheaded anyone that said differently look at Joan of arc or Martin Luther (tueton not human rights activist) or John Wycliff to name just a a few of the thousands murdered in the name of religion.
@Rabbit-o-witz
@Rabbit-o-witz 5 жыл бұрын
@@Gitaxianjack well, pretty much this /\ . But nowadays its more of a thing where everyone is just used to seeing him white and beautiful (even tho in the bible its said he was not)
@christinalittleton2242
@christinalittleton2242 5 жыл бұрын
One thing that bothered me was that in the bible (I only read the graphic novel version of it in order to understand it better... I'm still a "Doubting Thomas"), they depicted God as an all powerful, merciful (yet vengeful) deity, yet he puts on a Jealous Girlfriend when he sees Moses' people melting all of their gold into a cow statue to worship, made Miriam into a leper just for questioning His powers...only to cure it when she "learned her lesson", but she had to be banished and not speak. "Hey sis. I know this is the first time we've seen each other since I was left in a basket on the Nile River, but God told me that I can't see you anymore. Bye."
@Gitaxianjack
@Gitaxianjack 5 жыл бұрын
@@christinalittleton2242 I dont pretend to have all the answers but I can tell you this at one point in Joshua (I read the King James version) Joshua is told to wipe out all living things in a certain city I cant remember its name, and Joshua does it with the golden calf and Miriam first and foremost multideism as it is called ussually results in human/child sacrifice and the golden calf was the symbol of babylon who did that for a thousand years also they had just got out of Egypt and they made human sacrifices to their gods as well. with miriam she didnt just question Moses she wanted to be in the position he had. Prophet Of the Lord is not something that can be taken. It was less questioning his methods and more questioning his position. I hope that clears up just a little about your questions and also know that the bible itself is an incomplete book so we definitely dont have the whole story.
@Grobir
@Grobir 5 жыл бұрын
I would add "El gran milagro" from 2011.
@AbareKillerFan-yo7pe
@AbareKillerFan-yo7pe 5 жыл бұрын
El gran milagro was decent, despite the animation
@Emme_Umbra
@Emme_Umbra 3 жыл бұрын
The Religious lego movie had more thought, care, and passion put into it then any other of these religious movies. You can tell that the kid had a lot of fun working on it and I hope he keeps up his work
@pokeguyzilla5597
@pokeguyzilla5597 5 жыл бұрын
I hear the undertale music!!! Don't think I don't!!!
@snazytoons4142
@snazytoons4142 5 жыл бұрын
Your gonna have a bad Bible Town!
@snazytoons4142
@snazytoons4142 5 жыл бұрын
*Megalovania plays*
@Joph030
@Joph030 5 жыл бұрын
*Christian Megalovania plays
@thebaseandtriflingcreature174
@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 5 жыл бұрын
*S i n s* undertale
@pikapals41
@pikapals41 5 жыл бұрын
where was that at?
@Lechgang
@Lechgang 5 жыл бұрын
9:24 This kid has a bright future ahead of him Edit: And now so do I, thanks for the heart strider, keep making videos.
@parker-boy98
@parker-boy98 5 жыл бұрын
10:00 let me know if you spotted Batman
@JJ-ct3lk
@JJ-ct3lk 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Hahahahah
@rinatepaste9218
@rinatepaste9218 3 жыл бұрын
While i'm atheist, my mom is a devout Christian. I showed her this list, and even she cringed big time at the films listed.
@ABellEngine
@ABellEngine 5 жыл бұрын
Waiting for Joshua And The Promise Land...
@kyragthecat177
@kyragthecat177 5 жыл бұрын
The Terrier Of Bluebells and the furry version of noah’s ark
@calliecorn
@calliecorn 5 жыл бұрын
@@kyragthecat177 Furry noah's ark...El Arca De Noah, you mean?
@kyragthecat177
@kyragthecat177 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@OptiJams
@OptiJams 5 жыл бұрын
It's a shame there are so many poorly made, lazy products based off of religion On occasion, you can get some real gems like Asura's wrath, Okami, The prince of egypt, Unruly heroes, or even pretty much the entirety of the Shin Megami Tensei series
@bubuaction5837
@bubuaction5837 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot god of war
@reroman3950
@reroman3950 5 жыл бұрын
Lol sarcasm I suppose?
@frobsonsdesenhos
@frobsonsdesenhos 5 жыл бұрын
@@bubuaction5837 really? I-T
@ShalemAhava
@ShalemAhava 5 жыл бұрын
Mr CynicalOptiMystical I love the prince of Egypt!
@richardadamson1438
@richardadamson1438 5 жыл бұрын
There are some more like, TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, and Drawn To Life.
@mattwolf7698
@mattwolf7698 5 жыл бұрын
My parents made me see 6 in the theater, I was still religious at the time but I still thought it was bad, it's also thankfully very forgotten.
@predatorhunter725
@predatorhunter725 4 жыл бұрын
In the number 5 pick, I think it's worth pointing out that for some reason Prince Eric from Disney's animated The Little Mermaid was there. I'm surprised Disney didn't sue over that.
@liminal_lavender
@liminal_lavender 5 жыл бұрын
You think these are bad? Watch joshua and the promised land and el arca de noa TRUST ME
@nicholasmachado3668
@nicholasmachado3668 5 жыл бұрын
I read this as one of my comments, but when I went to reply, it was a normal comment!
@blackee1285
@blackee1285 5 жыл бұрын
Why is this comment constantly changing?
@afanofunikittyandtrolls2321
@afanofunikittyandtrolls2321 5 жыл бұрын
El Arca was actually hilarious! Yeah weird and sorta offensive, but hilarious! 😂
@KnakuanaRka
@KnakuanaRka 5 жыл бұрын
Another Saberspark fan? And although I agree Joshua and the Promised Land should get at least a mention, El Arca De Noe doesn’t deserve to be here; it’s definitely pretty weird, but at least it’s watchable and had potential, unlike these shambling junk piles.
@lindenlynx
@lindenlynx 5 жыл бұрын
no... *nooooooooooaaOOOOAOAOOO*
@mauricejones410
@mauricejones410 5 жыл бұрын
my favorite one was when Donald Duck went on Noah's Ark in Fantasia
@ryangreen6255
@ryangreen6255 5 жыл бұрын
picfy I loved that scene. It was rather well done.
@daffers2345
@daffers2345 5 жыл бұрын
That's sweet. My favorite was a live version they did at a fancy theatre here. I even talked to an atheist who enjoyed the live version.
@abrahamdavidcortina923
@abrahamdavidcortina923 4 жыл бұрын
Best Christian cartoons are: VeggieTales & Davey and Goliath
@masonkrabbe8652
@masonkrabbe8652 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely Joshua and the Promised Land aswell
@abrahamdavidcortina923
@abrahamdavidcortina923 4 жыл бұрын
@Aaron Patterson I've heard that multiple times on Sabersparks' channel
@abrahamdavidcortina923
@abrahamdavidcortina923 4 жыл бұрын
@@masonkrabbe8652 that Movie is too ugly, how about Stravinsky and the Mysterious House starring the Globglogabgalab
@parker-boy98
@parker-boy98 4 жыл бұрын
Bible Town sounds like the most uninspired crap I've ever heard!
@hannahbrennan2131
@hannahbrennan2131 5 жыл бұрын
Dingo did a Prince of Egypt knock-off!? Someone tell Phelous Porteous!
@c.o7993
@c.o7993 5 жыл бұрын
Get on his patreon
@CelticMagician
@CelticMagician 5 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly! Though knowing him, he is probably already aware of it.
@fsfredrikson
@fsfredrikson 5 жыл бұрын
Ooh, look! A delicious ripoff! HeeEEEEeeeeeeeee...
@hannahbrennan2131
@hannahbrennan2131 5 жыл бұрын
@@fsfredrikson Pharoah's army is all wet. They're completely useless now.
@LendriMujina
@LendriMujina 5 жыл бұрын
I'm saying this as a Christian: it's humiliating that my faith is used for these bottom-of-the-barrel productions that are made primarily because because they're an easy sell. A lot of people are afraid that they need to do everything possible to ensure salvation. That if they let themselves take in what they perceive might be sinful entertainment then it's an eternity in Hell for them. But because people need entertainment period, they'll buy up "religious" productions like candy regardless of quality, just to be safe. The people selling the stuff to them know this. It's the same mindset that was behind the sale of indulgences in the 16th century. As a Protestant, I believe that you shouldn't stress out over salvation, in the process squandering the gift of life. That literally all you have to do to be saved is _ask_ to be. But I understand that not everyone believes that, and I continue to be disgusted that people exploit that so blatantly.
@Gitaxianjack
@Gitaxianjack 5 жыл бұрын
I second that Wholeheartedly and although I am not of you faith I can certainly sympathize that these movies do more harm than good and it drives me up the wall to see this drek being peddled as somehow religious personally I would like to see Book of Mormon Stories in their as well those just sucked and werent Acurate at all. side note I do not know much about the Protestant religion and im curious,, could we trade theories on our respective religions?
@Amanda-zn7ox
@Amanda-zn7ox 4 жыл бұрын
My sister and I loved the Noah's Ark movie. We'd borrow it from the library so often. It was also a double-feature, the other movie was about a lion king captured by humans, and his brother had to disguise himself as the king until they could rescue the real one. Looking back now, I have no Idea why we liked it so much.
@evanlight671
@evanlight671 5 жыл бұрын
If God is gonna zap me from speaking my opinion out loud, then I’ll just stick with pagan gods and pantheons. Mostly the Greek and Norse
@augustwest5356
@augustwest5356 5 жыл бұрын
What? What are you referencing? Actually what are even you talking about?
@agentangie2424
@agentangie2424 5 жыл бұрын
Why not the best religious movies like the Prince of Egypt or Veggietales: Pirates Who Don't Do Anything?
@foxtoons1999
@foxtoons1999 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, don't forget Jonah: A VeggieTales movie!
@brabbit330
@brabbit330 5 жыл бұрын
I’m sure Strider will do a nice top 10 for those.
@kuramayoko23
@kuramayoko23 5 жыл бұрын
"Forgive these animators Father, for they know not what they have done!"
@Pebble_Kitty
@Pebble_Kitty 4 жыл бұрын
7:01 "take the young child to destroy him!" *in a happy voice*
@lilithwills812
@lilithwills812 5 жыл бұрын
I grew up Catholic and I feel these on a spiritual level.
@mikethegrunty5968
@mikethegrunty5968 5 жыл бұрын
Save yourself some time and just watch prince of Egypt
@Gitaxianjack
@Gitaxianjack 5 жыл бұрын
Ill do you one better 1958 The Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston
@kyragthecat177
@kyragthecat177 5 жыл бұрын
And veggietales
@E2Productions_
@E2Productions_ 5 жыл бұрын
I thought shaggy used 100% of his power and created the world. I don’t understand why there’s no movie about his awesome power
@timebomb4562
@timebomb4562 5 жыл бұрын
wait shaggy is god it was all so obvious in hindsight
@ashtonhouran2210
@ashtonhouran2210 5 жыл бұрын
Stop...Stop..for goodness sakes STOP!!
@linkxmidna57
@linkxmidna57 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, so there’s one I remember watching back in elementary school; it’s all about the story of Mary and Joseph’s travels to Bethlehem, but all from the perspective of pigeons who have English/Northern accents. Two fight over a breadcrumb, one gets stuck in a vase, there’s a hawk villain who gets stuck as well. Last thing I remember where they try to warn Mary and Joseph about the Three Kings(?) but are shooed out, and one says that she’ll try to think of a plan to save Jesus. It’s like way before The Star. If anyone knows which movie I’m talking about, please tell me because I want to see if it’s something that Strider missed out on. Edit: It’s called It’s a Boy Quails adventure
@thenerdly
@thenerdly 5 жыл бұрын
Is number 2 even a movie that’s straight to dvd or in the theaters?
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