"Spongebob killed humself in excrushiating detail." 10/10 Best Line Ever

SpongeBob: “Hi” Squidward: *Jumps out the 2nd story window*

"Found by 5 teenagers while rummaging around the trash" Never heard that before

How to make a creepy pasta: 1. Blood 2. More blood

The last one was hilarious. "Spongebob killed me, my brother turned into a Super Saiyan then he killed Spongebob" okay, no more tv for a while kiddo.

The only thing scarier than the pasta is the grammar.

That 3rd worst story actually had a wholesome af ending - obviously the earlier parts of that story would be too mature for children, but the ending with Patrick comforting Spongebob by recommending vanilla ice cream (with sprinkles) is sweet. Patrick was even trying to help and convince Spongebob throughout the majority of the story, far better of a character than modern Patrick can be :')

"After killing hundreds of guards," *HEY LOOK A YO-YO*

The tale of *THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER* is scarier than ALL of these combined.

~Ohhhhhhhhh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?~ *BRO-KEN SPELL-CHECK!*

“Spongebob Vietnam” sounds more awesome than scary

The Vietnam one was actually very entertaining, despite being weird, and edgy as hell. Also was spongebob really about to kill himself over a damn burger?

Patrick: Why are we still here..? Just to suffer..?!

"And then my TV melted."

I actually enjoyed SpongeBob Vietnam

(edit: who keeps liking this?!) My brother turned super-saiyan. Squid-wurrrrr ks ks ks ks ks. Apparently Stephen Hilenberg gets thrown in jail in the end. The gnnn. Spung-bob. What I just saw scared the bajee-jeesuz out of me "What the hell was that??"

The story of squidwarxxxx is a trollpasta

Spongebob Vietnam felt like fanfiction rather than a creepypasta... Edit 8/3/22: What was I even talking about they're literally the same thing

11:25 Gotta love how the representation of Spongebob "knocking on Patrick's rock" is him slamming face first into it. Always gets a chuckle out of me.

I went hysterical when i heard “spongebob vietnam”

'Spongebob Vietnam' 'It was the year 2008' ???

Theh story of suidwarrrxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

8:42 "Spongebob went after Plankton yelling 'reeeee'". You can't make this up.

Why is nobody talking about how funny this name is: THEH STORRY OFF SQIUDWARXXXXXXXXXXXX

THIS IS THE STORRY OF SQUIDWARXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Glad I could be a part of this, Strider! It was a lot of fun and I think it turned out really well! :)

"And then the TV melted." I have NEVER laughed so hard in my life.

Doesn’t it always start with the normal theme song? Honestly, every lost episode / media says “It stARtEd With tEh nOrmAl thEmE sOnG”

One of the best collaberations since Milkshake and French Fries

How... Sinniester...

3 years later I still can’t believe this epic KZfaqr cross-over even happened.

I love how spongebob basically has run through many scenario imaginable that you can pretty much create these horrible stories into actual episode by compiling spongebob’s scenes from the real show lol

Then the TV melted; That makes the whole creepypasta so bad its good

I can't tell if PhantomStrider made these up or someone else did, either one is believable

A few words about these: The "worst day ever" one actually had SB and squidward in character at the start. SB is very expressive and over dramatic, I wouldn't put it past him to cry after a few minor slip ups at his workplace. I'm pretty sure it's happened before. But I also always wondered, would SB even die from a gun? He's been through some pretty dangerous situations and we've barely ever seen him get extremely hurt. The "SpongeBob, your fired" one is probably the least creative one on this list imo, it's literally like the original episode with a few minor changes. The story of squidwarrrrxxxx is a pretty ridiculous story, although I have wondered about this - I don't think that squidward would even die from the fall, I'm pretty sure that he's fallen from greater heights before in the show and been just fine, if not slightly bruised or injured, but nowhere near death.

13:12 “I saw a spooky shop. It’s name was spooky shop”

If I write creepy on my spaghetti, does it count as creepy pasta?

"It makes five night at freddy's look like a birthday party" This part made my day! XD

"He then pulls put his M1911-" Is he freakin' Big Boss?

"I smashed my computer because it was so realistic that It's boring." -Creepypasta writer 2017.

only thing scary here is grammar

Spookbob Scarepants

The TV melted... Wow interesting

Somehow the war one was really interesting. For the poor grammar and versions spelling mistakes, it’s actually a really weird, but interesting SpongeBob War Story I never thought I’d ever say that

Where is Sir Patrixxxxxxx?

*H Y P E R - R E A L I S T I C* *B L O O D*

Wait, PhantomStrider and HoodohoodlumsRevenge? Top 10 most ambitious crossovers

SpongeBob Vietnam could probably be a interesting adult if it was more fleshed out, well written, and fixed any problems in it.

Everytime I see the Squidward picture I have to look away.

i laughed at the misspellings

Oh, I understand Squidwarrrxxxx! He got corrupted when he jumped out the window!

9:53 Five Nights at Freddy’s is actually a birthday party

8:40 "He charges at plankton yelling WRYYYYYYYYY" YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SPONGEBOB, BUT IT WAS I, DIO!

Howdy! Reading these stories had me laughing way too much XD Feel free to leave your own video suggestions below: A: Worst Sony Movies B: Best/Worst Netflix Cartoons C: Worst Disney Creepypastas D: Worst Web Cartoons

Josh and Dennis: Creepypasta Me, an advanced intellectual: *N E C R O T I C N O O D L E S*

*Spongebob your family owned Norwegian investment company commited to Value-creating ownership of business and investments in financial assets*

Let me guess, the first one also involves a picture of spongebob getting bloodshot eyes and occasionally blinking

"Why is it called pasta?" Copy paste Copy paste-a Copypasta Creepypasta

Strider's got a really good storyteller voice X3

with how negative people are towards the creepypasta community im glad phantom actually encourages them to continue doing and improving on what they like to do its a real breath of fresh air in a world full of negativity

"And then words appeared on the screen..." Oh no! Not WORDS!

"This makes FNAF look like a birthday party." B-b-b-but there are already FNAF themed birthday partys

"And then my TV melted..." "...and that it is the Killian Experience."

3:54 sounds like a visco girl, lol

I thought "Spongebob you're fired" was already an episode that caused Fox News to make EVERYBODY face palm

I think the scariest creepypasta was the squidwardxxx

"It'd probably make golden KZfaq material, though." WATCHING SPONGEBOB LOST EPISODE AT 3AM! (MY TV MELTED!!!) **GONE WRONG** **GONE SEXUAL** **POLICE CALLED** **ALMOST DIED**

My little brother: is this creepypasta? me: no its scary spaghetti

I got up to “Theh Storey off Squidwarrrxxx” and I have to say I’m in tears from laughter. Between the terrible misspelled words, the part about Stephen Hillenberg going to jail, and then slowed down spongebob intro , I’m dying of laughter. Edit: the last story, I can’t breath😂

The scariest part of this: the realization that the writers of these stupid things either vote now or will be voting when they grow up.

Remember that Kraby patties are made from Whale meat . Mr. Krabys killed two whales. But when he saw the baby whale He decided to keep her. He became Pearl’s dad.

12:44 They call them Creepypastas because they are a sub-genre of Copypastas.

SpongeBob Vietnam could actually be a pretty good action comedy story if done right.

Spongebob vietnam is pretty enjoyable to read if we could confirm the age of the writer at the time. It feels more than a wattpad story than creepypasta The ending was predictable tho

With the slowed down and louder intro, that happened to me actually. I was watching Spongebob on Prime Video, and that happened when an episode came on. Although, if that happens, try going out of the episode and going back in, as that had worked for me. (The glitch still occasionally happens to me.)

Patrick with red eyes was just tripping on some unchecked kelp 🙄

#6: Abysmal. #5: I guess whatever Squidwarrrrrxxxx's story was, it was to much for the TV to handle. #4: The greatest war story of all time. #3: Psh. That wasn't scary at all! #2: Ok. What the fuck!? #1: JEEBERS! That WAS scary! The truth about Spongebob has been revealed!

Funny Story: A long time ago, some jackass tried to "cash in" on "Squidward's Suicide" fame and wrote an article in Spongebob Wiki about an episode called "Red Mist". The story of this episode is a complete retelling of the creepypasta... BUT the guy went further. He made his own screenshots, he made an article about the episodes author animator-child killer (with detailed bio, arrests and even included filmography) and he made a video showing VHS of the episode, demanding 1000 subscribers, to release it fully online. I did not know about creepypasta back then, and it scared me to death, simply because that guy went so far and put so many effort to convince his "truth". All his articles were deleted after a week.

8:22 So I just heard a bunch of thunder from outside my window right there. Expertly timed.

2:14 I like how he’s in sync with the narration here lol

You: creepypasta Me, an intellectual: spooky spaghetti

Number 7: Plankton attempting suicide

17:25 Spongebob " killed humself in excustiating delail" and it was "hyper realistic " too, and despite that it was yet too boring for you????

I would love if you did this more often.

I'm pretty sure that at least one of these has to be ironic. But still, as a writer, I run into a lot of issues with my self confidence and I tend to think my work isn't good enough. But this... This makes me feel so much better.😂😂

WHAT IS THIS INCREDIBLE COLLAB!?!?!?!?!?

3:27 "I vote to skip!" This man predicted Among Us a year before it came out.

top 6 best spongebob creepypastas: #6: Squidwards Suicide #5: Squidwards Suicide #4: Squidwards Suicide #3: Squidwards Suicide #2: Squidwards Suicide #1: The Hash Slinging Slasher

*Y A F E E L I N G I T N O W M R K R A B S*

To be fair, I think that the gnnn Creeppypasta was just a joke.

17:53 So you can die by watching "The Sponge who could Fly?"

“It’ll make five nights at Freddy’s look like a birthday party.” I think it is, but whatever...

How about Top 6 bad characters that got good.

Is gun really that hard to spell?

2:34 Spongebob Squarepants opening but it’s sung by Kang and Kodos

“I saw some spooky shop. It name was “spooky shop” I’m freaking dead

What is with the grammar in these creepypastas? Were these written by a five year old or someone who is from a different country trying to learn english?

I will admit, the Vietnam one was honestly fairly interesting. Ridiculous, but very entertaining and creative.

12:54 R.I.P Phantom.

2015?: AAAAAA THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER! 2020: Among Us Collabing with Spongebob