Hehehe

haha

hehehe

haha

hehehe

The gold pussy is just for show, the clams are where the moneys at.

pyro master alex exactly, the statues are red herrings

Also ignoring fishing entirely.

Lol that’s me

My favorite thing divorce

THIS MAN NEEDS A TRANSPLANT LETS USE KROBUS ITS HIS FAULT ANYWAYS (I know this is a joke)

I always get my drugs from him

*@Krobus* oh hey there Krobus

@@redacted8418 Hello

And I’m producing 100x the amount of an atomic bombs power in farts.

LoL I didn't realize that got rid of the kids. I gave a prismatic shared not knowing what it did.

Michael Walker you WHAT

@@Evil12monks Lol

@King Kyndall your*

King Kyndall he didn't kill them, he just turned them into doves.

Still not 10 mil great

And you should be able to let the junimo play with it if you have thw junimo hut!

@@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 omg that'd be so adorable💕

Banazir864 9:35 gold clock

chomik XD They didn't say he forgot the clock, they said he overlooked it's true potential. The weeds and sticks thing is nice but its best use is maintaining the aesthetic of a farms fences

Nefera Cronia sorry my mistake, im not very good in english

yeah and tbh i think the clock is pretty useful, i hated mining the rocks and stuff lategame when i played, scything grass is super easy, and not that tedious

Yeah, pretty much. I just really like the stone fence. So, having it permanent is rather useful. Plus, with the fences, grass can't grow unchecked.

he uses save editors, he cheats stuff into the game. he didnt play for 100 years. I have a farm with 13 hours of total play time in year 50 lmao

Oomomo how did you possibly get to year 50 in 13 hours

Sleep only for 13 hours

Pro

Oomomo I'm on year 3 and 30 hours of gameplay

now we have it

Your wish is my command

No more pam

Guess What!

I come from the future and we now have a desert obelisk

The desert yes, others "near town" obelisk no

@@SoulDuckling126 where can you buy dessert obelisk?

@@FrosWorthy wizards tower after you do the goblin slayer quest.

@@xronann u mean get the ink? that was sand obelisk and earth obelisk

@@FrosWorthy you get everything after you finish the whole witch goblin quest.

Why do you have so many fences?

William Wyatt Earnshaw Aesthetics

@@ayaku2253 weird flex but ok

@@ayaku2253 WHAT WAS THAT?!

@@ayaku2253 you just wrote a crossover fanfic.

@@graham1158 I would just like to point out this comment was made 3 years ago :P I haven't played the game in atleast a year lol

@@pinecone2214 Your comment still valid. The beach obelisk at least has some legitimate use, but the earth obelisk is still pretty useless thanks to the mine carts.

the best way to make money is make ancient fruit wine it sell for 2500 each!! i have 782mil and i have all the obelisks and gold clock

@just my name guusje 👁👄👁 ✔ just put ancient fruit into a keg and wait 7 days and it will turn into wine

hope u have a great time making money

**Me, married to Penny with no animals, struggling with having more than ~1000:** _big sigh_

@@mumpy_gamey4314 ancient fruit wine is so profitable. But the grinding is so tedious. I have to dedicate three full days to harvest the ancient fruits, collect wine from kegs, and refill the kegs. Or maybe I just built too much shed full of kegs lol.

BIG BRAIN

deep

Plot twist- it will teleport you back into the farm

@@_novalight **distant megalovania**

Do you know the item codes for return scepter?

Kaitlyn Black but he said it only took him two hours in the mine to get the crystals. Why would someone want to spend 13 hours instead of two. Unless you mean 13 hours game time.

He probably means ingame time cause even diamond doesn't take that long(irl time) and i believe diamond is rarer than earth crystals.

Yeah my brain won't remember to cheack on that every 13 hours

@@Syrianlove678 I have a cask and crystalarium in my house next to my bed, with the stuff i`m to copying and the stuff i`m brewing for alcohol. Some people have it next to there sheds, but I put mine in the house so I know which is ready for when I wake up (: hope this helps (: If your doing for example 1 shed with starfruit booze and the other for acient fruit then have x2 casks in the house. So then you know which is ready and which isn`t (: make sure you put a sign outside just in case you forget :D

No it was not!!!

Randy Burczyk it was a joke

Randy Burczyk r/woooooooosshhh

Randy Burczyk r/woosh

Randy Burczyk r/wooooooosh

Nope, I played this game on the switch and found plenty of earth crystals too. No idea why he thinks they're rare.

I have a stack of 280 earth crystals in my mineral chest compared to that I have only 75 diamonds and you can get a shitload of them

It's because it only appears on upper levels of the mine.

lets see, comment 11 months old, me still finding earth crystals like digletts... i mean duggies .... nope, not rare as a matter of fact, i'll be doing the upper levels soon, so i can break rocks for maxing mining, yay!!

Omg he was joking, same with the clams and coral

Danzoz Dead🤣

Lost it when he said this

BASED

🤣🤣

Racist, but funny

Constantly? I'm in year four and I've only replaced them once or twice. They don't degrade that quickly considering they're the weakest fences in the whole game.

Normal wood fences and stuff do decay quickly but I have had hardwood fences for like two-three years (in game) and they haven't broken once. (Although my gates broke somehow?)

You're spouse will fix them

It's useful, but for 10M it should have more features that involve manipulating your crops or even extending seasons.

That would be

@@slylune s w e l l

it exists and its called a black hole, sadly you can't craft it in the game , not to mention it would also kill you lol

Use a controller.

a man of culture hahhhhhahahhahahahahahhahabahahahahahahahahxDxD this was fucking great to read JESUS CHRIST xD x'D

a man of culture you know there is a button on n your inventory to check the community center, right?

Stunfisk ten statues of endless fortune?

1st Place in underrated comments in the history of everything. a man of culture to the stage, give this man a prize, jaysus did I laugh ^^ Well done sir.

Yea or faster

ZA WARUDOOO

@@xavierjones1345 no

@@promethiamoore6462 why

@@xavierjones1345 time going bye fast enough 😭

I mean to be fair he always sounds sarcastic xD

@@YourPalMal23 yeah its hard to tell sometimes when he's being serious

booombasa WR

Its very weird that the kids are still kids and that the old mans still living XD

You're cherrypicking his point. He wanted the clock to be more impactful as late game items like that should be making your farm even easier to manage. The idea he mentioned about being able to customize when your crops are ready for harvest was actually more intuitive than just keeping rocks and sticks off the ground.

Would be cool if, since it's a clock, it took away the 2am curfew and let you stay up later or even all night!

The switch doesnt have enough games

i got DOOM on pc and Skyrimon pc...and skyrim deluxe edition on PC...and kyrim on PS3... but that won't stop me from getting them again on switch!

Cmd56000 really it's already got lots of games, and keep in mind it hasn't even been out a years the games are really good as well

Lol, SAME

the eshop is actually past 200 games now

My coffee empire

how much do you make in a day because i am waiting for the final seeds to grow so i finish it

@@ionxAqxclan did you figure it out by now? If not, I can tell you, I personally make around 60k a week (I believe, I'll check, I'll add in an edit if it's not that amount) from them. I checked on a modded farm (same layout for greenhouse), however it has a better sprinkler layout and got me to 82k. Therefore depending on the layout, its gonna be around there. Also to add, mine are all in random qualities, nothing more, just how I planted them.

@@than_487 i think i make like a million per week cuz my whole ginger island farm is filled with ancient fruit and all are in kegs

@@ionxAqxclan oh, I wasnt accounting for kegs and I havent visited ginger island yet...but hell yeah!

queequeg0323 i think not!

Concerned ape was inspired to make stardew valley by harvest moon

Zhellybelly thank you!

do trees ever appear out of nowhere like rocks and sticks do though? I thought they only sprouted from seeds, whether you have the clock or not

What about mushroom trees?

@@sophovot5079 They drop seeds tho. Even if you build a 1 block barrier around a tree. You need to make it 2 blocks around the edge of your tree farm if you don't want new trees or seed drops. I personally like the clock b/c I like having fences on the farm. Personal pref.

That probably falls into the 3 items he didn't want to cover. In general, it is useful if you like redecorating and want tons of furniture options. But that only covers a few cases. It provides no useful purpose towards playing the game at all.

First thing I thought of

Hallaloth i bough it lol

Suki hehe me to, very useful, making 50.000 per day so I don't care 😉

Id argue its a big part of the gameplay. It adds immersion and a reason to make money. Without the furnishings thered really be no point in making money or upgrading the home.

Hello papyrus!

ButterScotchGamer never found it, huh?

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

you there?

And fathers in law

the dove population skyrocketed

*step-mothers, but yes many many step-parents

spagooti

WE FIND 40$

nganis mine are Markiplier. I'm always hopped up on ibuprofen, so I love hearing that buttery voice.

Same

@@mellow_mallow that's cute

Ik right

Pax Gethen I'd say the obelisks are worth it only if you have the return scepter. Have those 2 near your house and effectively you can move anywhere within 10 minutes game time. Warp home, immediately warp to the beach or the mountains. Fairly useful for crabpots, or fishing

warp totems use the same functions as the obelisks anyways, except permanance

you spelled krobus wrong

Bruh the other spouses give you wayyy better stuff than that

My wife gives me bombs.....I’m concerned

That’s why I want to get the Island and Desert Obelisks first

iridium bars a re worth less int he end game

Oh fuck that gender shit.... just adjust urself. But good figure of speech. :P

Put that man meat on the sdv streets

that rhyme broo

Stfu

"Get your man off of your land."

Alfredo Venturina I don’t think so...

I don't mind the lack of mods. I like being forced to play the way you're meant to play, after I've finished I'll fire up my PC version and mod the crap out of it.

Nanimator what do you mean?

I love it

I have the Switch version as well. Can live without the mods.

_whoosh_

The thing is, this guy only use cheats, so he thinks its difficult to find some items

@@diegos5001 If you actually watched him, you would know in completionist farm he could never find earth crystals AND the competionist lasted 53 episodes and you cant cheat in it.

Wait is that possible

Have you been mining and foraging?

This video really helped me out. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hd2Gfdh2vbqViIE.html

Thats normal LOL

You aren't far enough in to be making insane amounts of money... hopefully by fall of year one you have enough saved up to buy a shit ton of seeds to make as much as possible (spend all of your money on seeds if you have to, you'll earn it back quickly)

Justin Calitz I'm playing the game now on my channel. The key to making money is just planting lots of crops.

and after that you can pay robin to make shortcuts throughout the map for 300000 gold

It's only common at the start of the mines

Broken Throne Yes. An option to toggle on/off for Gold clock is really necessary.

heck

definitely not worth it.

and no, she's not worth it.

Cmd56000 bdum tshh

Here's a little lesson of trickery

The least realistic thing is that all marriage candidates are bi.

Sounds reasonable enough, depending on the country,... yes there are some places where the property of both just gets split more or less down the middle among the spouses. But more commonly, there's a distinction between community property owned equally by both spouses (everything earned by work during the marriage by the couple) and separate property (the property they brought into the marriage from before or got as gifts or inheritance, etc.) The player there needs to have his house already upgraded at least once in order to marry - so that would definitely be his separate property by that standard. Other upgrades and accumulated wealth could be too, as long as they were earned before the marriage. Still, if you made for example a million during the marriage, you ought to lose at least half of that. As for the children, after the divorce most spouses go back to their one room apartments which is hardly an appropriate environment to raise children in. Not to mention a lot of them don't really have a job or only have some kind of a crappy part time job. Also those kids are totally worthless pieces of shit so your spouse probably actively argued in court that you should be the one to deal with them.

A more realistic version is that the wife gets everything and you are forced to go live with Linus, even though you literally did all of the work.

I thought it was the fucking dinosaurs and LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE, but okay!

Then again the house is a gift from your father.

Also, grass is too useful to stop from growing.

Summer is the only season worth farming, because Starfruit is the only fruit worth planting, because it's the only Wine you can mass produce. Farming the other seasons is completely wasteful as far as real time to money ratio is concerned. So a golden clock goes a long way, preventing overgrowth, and wasting time every year.

My year long Ancient Fruit farm would like to have a word with you. But if you really want to speed up planting in summer, you can always plow and water your field at the end of spring, then plant something cheap like parsnips and let them die on the first day of summer. Then all you have to do is scythe the dead plants and plant your new ones. I can plant my entire forest farm in under a day this way.

E. Zachary Knight I'm pretty sure every elite farmer has ancient fruit in their greenhouse year long

My whole farm is ancient fruit right now. I am making a ton of money each week from the harvest plus the wine I make.

if summer is the only season worth farming, than why do sweet gem berries grow in fall and ancient fruit supposed to be planted in spring (to make the most out of harvests) And how will you complete the bundles Finally, if you want to lose the grange display with only starfruit and minerals, BE MY GUEST IF YOU HATE STARDROPS