The nice thing about a decent dent or scratch, is that the next doesn’t matter as much.

Alfred, your chit Show is becoming an event. Good for you. The guy with the cigars, he's a treasure; make him a regular.

Despite the crew, the boat docked itself. JUST AMAZING.

That guy with the Kayak made me crap my pants laughing 😂

Man, the commentary during the guy trying to load his kayak!!! Had me rolling!

Got to love you all the way man. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🥁🥁🥁🥁 From California to Florida you make me laugh every day. 🐊 Love Fred and Wilma all the way. They are the stars ⭐️ of the show along with all the Inca poops. God bless you all the way Brother

Alfred Montaner is a gift to all men everywhere. Thank you, God.

You are a genuine South Florida celebrity. So nice of the man who brought you cigars. I retired after living South Florida for 50 years. This is great entertainment.

I just cant believe how many times people screw up. I just cant believe it. If it weren’t for the chit show, no one would believe it! Good for you Alfred!

lmfao the guy with the kayak....saving the marine life with his mask........ha ha ha

I am laughing so hard. 🤣 Never walk down the ramp. It's always slippery. And move that damn truck up further off ramp so u can get behind that kayak. I'm a 60 yr old lady and I would have that kayak loaded and on my way

Super adorable moment when the family stopped by with some smokes and cash. What a life you live! Cheers brotha

Word on the street is the guy is still trying to load his kayak into his truck. 🤣

You are nice, Alfred. I am French and I never ever was interested by boats. But, bro, you said bro a million times, bro, its a kind of trophy you could earn. Now I am looking to that stuff with boats in Florida, with Fred the gator. Thanks a lot ! Have a nice Christmas

Jajajajaj Fred was sleeping and The culaso woke him up..😂😂

but he doesn't need any help! I about spit my coffee out my nose! That was some funny chit...

Oh I laughed so hard. The guy with the kayak. So funny.

im supposed to be working but watching all of these videos because theyre hilarous

That kid being used as a fender. He is a teenager, YOU feed him, he's yours!

You can't pay for this much entertainment . It is priceless.😲😎

It looks good till it don't! Lols love that saying 🤣

Robalos really seem to be cursed. Great episode.

That bench behind your spot is like a guest couch on a late night talk show

The guy got punked by his own wake when trying to dock lol

Lol, no laughing😂😂😂 all classics! The mariachi band! Have you named Wilma’s baby manatee? Maybe a name lottery?

Bro, you had my dying with the kayak guy. I love fishing and hunting from my kayak. But man, they can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

Thanks for taking the time to video. It is unbelievable that people blow a bunch of money on toys they cannot operate. The one video of the guy trying to back a trailer/boat into the water for like 20 min and he gave up was ridiculous/hilarious! Then he didn't even secure the boat when he took off (obviously frustrated). Maybe he lost the boat somewhere on the road! Good stuff!

I just started to watch these videos and your commentating, your laughter and your stories are all priceless, Thank-you.....

You are the one! Number one CHIT SHOW!!🇨🇦👍

You’re like Johnny Carson now! You have guests stop by and a house band!

"He's got it....but its gonna fall one more time" and "he got burned with Herpes one too many times." LOL Awesome!!!

I worked hard this afternoon which was good. But after dodging the idiots on the interstate coming home I needed CHIT SHOW. Yea for the Chit on Chit Show.

So car low country LOVES CHIT Show.......and Fred!

Your commentary makes it even more 😂

AS many of these videos I have seen,I do not know how these people that fall or dive into the water,Fred has not been around.Glad he hasn't,but,it still amazes me how lucky they are.

I died when he said "They sell this kid at West Marine". Fender Kid! lol

Nice show Alfred really enjoyable! Next time I pass through there I'll bring you some spoils sir. Keep up that good Chit Brother!

I love this video some much chit going on!! Who needs to go out on the lake and if you just chill by the docks you’ll get a show!!! Hahah great content sir. I love you friend Fred!!! Made me die 🤣🤣

8:20 Man, those cigars look amazing!!!! Kayak Guy needs to have a line in the bed so he can secure the front and then lift/slide the kayak in.

Dangerous trying to save a boat there with that big ass crocodile around

No lie first time watching the video and when you said who farted. I literally had just farted. Prefect timing!

Ta bueno este canalito de relajo. Me uno. Saludos desde Texas

Flags proudly flying on a boat are never the wrong way, you can't tell the wind what to do. New subscriber bro.

I'm glad I found this channel on accident. 😆

The Mariachi interludes were priceless!

It’s always nice to see Fred!!!!!

Keep killing it Alfred... We're going to do a shoot at Brookville lake tomorrow.. reaching out to you bro so you can see what's going on up here...Chit show ⛵🤩

I watch your channel in Fish Hoek South Africa, love it

You’re videos are so good watch them every day

I'm sitting here in the UK 🇬🇧 recovering from Covid feeling pretty 💩 ... however watching your show has just completely cheered me up 🤣😂🤣 ... can't believe how Dense people with money can be with some expensive possession 😳 ... the guy that just couldn't reverse down the slip "My God" I think I did wet my self ... Brilliant Show 👍😎👍

Nice to see someone bringing cigars to you in person!

You have to set up portable bleachers and charge for refreshments Love you show

Never approach a dock any faster than your willing to hit it,rule #1

Bro all this time, I thought you were in a boat and today I just notice you are recording from las matas accross 🤣🤣

Man! Love your channel! There needs to be ChitCho LagoMichigan!

I understand we don’t know the full story about the guy with the kayak. But what it reminded me of is the hospitality in south Florida, it’s terrible. I’ve never seen people not care about another person as much before when I was living there. Even a simple “hello” passing on the sidewalk was difficult to find.

Fred: "Buenos dias, hello". Lol 😂

Got me . Watched this at 4 am . Laughing my ass off . The guy says : I’m walking the green mile bro . Living w my mother in law and wife together. Subscribed 🤪

The kayak commentary had me dead ,😂

Sea Tow... Pirates in Yellow Boats... brought to you by... The Chit Show... Great stuff Alfred... Thank God you Don't have a Job... AND you can video all day all night LMAO

I could watch mr kayak struggle all day

Al, you're not kidding!! If not for your show, this stuff would be lost forever!! I love how everyone watches Fred like they're in a zoo !! Not realizing there's "no glass fence" !!

I watched the first time and now watching a 2nd time…the guy with the kayak and your commentary is still hilarious. Had me LOL again.

Al, you got some good cigars..

Came across your site by chance. Now it's one of my favorites. Has everything, beautiful boats, good looking people, comedy, action, and Fred. Keep it up. Good job.

Dudes about to become a whole ass tourist destination

The masked boaters...love it!

If youre tossing a line to someone on the dock and you want to get it on the first try, its a good idea to tie a monkeys fist on the end - This is a technique that is used for docking large ships, it helps give the end of the line more weight so you can throw it farther

Dammit boy the Chit show has its own band now...

you are a funny guy. Thank you cant stop watching

Hey Alfred, Your the One brother ! That must make Miami Boat Ramps number two ! There is nothing like the Chit Show, baabee !!!

your funny mate, you make this chit show better

That cigar fella is a generous man, sadly that generation is the last of its kind....

Look like you’re are the only one who have fun of the days my man! Not the boaters. Cheers

I have fun with these videos, to moor a vessel you need to take into account the direction of the tide and the wind, always choose the side of the pier downwind and tide, wind blowing port, pier starboard.

best of the chit show,,, spring 2021 edition!!! 😅😂🤣 👍

This is why i bought a used aluminum boat for $2000 for my first boat. It doesnt hurt so bad to smack the dock in something like that

Allways laughing ,great show Alfred.Greetings from the Netherlands. Diederick

5:25 “yeah I think it’s gonna be fine”😂😂😂😂

I laughed thru this entire chit show! Great stuff, Alfred!!!

AL- FreD is the same person!!!😂🏁 Bravo !!! we waaaaiiittt for it!!!😋☠️🐊

The cigar guy. Is a nice one. Kkkk

Legend has it that the guy is still trying to load his kayak....

Alfred your commentary is golden 😂🙌🏽

ive never struggled with my kayak like that guy lmfao!!

I'm new to this Chit Show and I have been watching allot of your content with docking and undocking of the water craft. I am very shocked at just how many people don't know how to control or operate a water craft . I am just dumbfounded and shocked at times watching your content and how scary these people can be, Thank you for the Chit Show and I will tune in for more of content ....

Alfred, you are the first KZfaqr I ever subscribed to....keep up the great work.

Im new to your channel this is gold. The guy loading the kayak made me as a kayak laugh my ass off. he has a kayak cart in the truck. I wouldn't have even backed my truck down the ramp loltake the cart to the yak load the yak on the the cart and haul it to the parking lot LOL!!!!!!

Great show Alfred and hello from South Australia

All the boats channels are hilarious

Love your content bud ! I subscribed. That kayak guy was painfull to watch lmfao.....WOW ! Love your commentary as well. Cheers from Vancouver Island B.C Canada

This is funny as all hell worth the subs great talk in background true comedy!!!!!

Ouch! 😂 Fred🐊 is right next to him 😱 Oh man, Fred is hamming it up! 😂 That poor kid, wow. Awesome video Alfred 👍✌️

The CHIT SHOW! Caballero. Love the show very entertaining from Gilbert Arizona keep up the good work thank you!

That was awesome when that guy came up and gave you that! Very cool

Classic Alfred Montaner BlackPoint Marina moments. Alfred, I've shared your videos with family who live just around the corner and near BlackPoint. Next time I go visit I'll be sure to bring you some Rocky Patel's. Bro, you're now a legend on YT. I told you a year ago, one day you will be on Late Night as one of the most enjoyable and entertaining to follow, "Wait For It...." I hope this success continues to blow up even bigger for you. What you do requires sacrifice, hard work, time from family and beyond your regular occupation, it's easy because you're having fun at it. God Bless.

My Sea Tow brothers! Sea Tow Galveston bay here!

12:00 - As a fellow kayaker, i know you wana get it loaded without moving it far but at this point park the car on flat ground and drag the kayak over. You have a kayak dolly wheels in the truck if you dont want to ask for help, but either way its gonna be 10x easier then what your doing brah!

3:05 .. Didn’t Fred see the Manatee sign ? The nerve ! 😂😂

This guy is a bumper!!!😹😹😹😹They sell it at WestMarine!!!!😹😹😹😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ahhh can’t hold it