It's almost frightening

It generates gravity

It was a Miata. You’re legally required to have Jeremy clarkson’s ingenuity in order to fix it

You can almost hear "it", if you listen closely enough...

JB Weld works too.

His genius is almost frightening

I'm Welsh but I can't speak Welsh😂

@@ciaranMartin06 google the Welsh Not and about how we've been suppressed due to our language and you'll know why.

Cameron Birt stop crying

Specifying things is for losers

69th like

I trod on my spectacles, not I’ve.

We do our best, what what

For me that goes to Clarkson referring to a river as "a motorway for water lorries"

nah, that'll be James saying "Crickey, it's the rozzers"

It generates gravity

It's now so vast it has it's own atmosphere.

Shalom Philippians 1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:/Inspiration+ Jesus, the word made flesh, has the highest claim to speak for God. Jesus, son of God, who suffered, died, and was buried for us, was also the mouth of God, the one who spoke to us, who, with His flesh and blood, guided us to heaven, eternal life and peace in His presence./Prayer+ Lord, guide me into Your heart. Hand over Your hand and take me, Your member in heart and spirit, and guide me into Your soul. God, take me over and enter me, into my heart and spirit. Fill me up with Your joy, presence,wisdom and love. Amen.

I was waiting for that to happen.

I could watch all the old episodes and still laugh 🤣👍

I was physically in pain the first time I saw that because I was laughing so hard.

The best edit will always be "My genius is-well sometimes it's frightening" followed immediately by the breaking of the window

It's the moment when Hammond and May work it out for me 😂

Dont tell ma what 2 do

STEWpidd!

I believe you mean genius

It tastes like car polish

Absolutely.

Yea pretty cool haha

That’s what happens when you get sacked

@@leobuckey something called grand tour which started as soon as he left

@@leobuckey he was technically not sacked

he's had a farm for years right? got paid to not grow anything on it

That line always cracks me up for some reason.

I thought they said “not the exhaust by default “😂

@@Mark75yt HOW?!?!🤣🤣🤣

Tired engineer idk that just what I always thoughts they said😂

Give the Germans time, there will be an electronic exhaust manifold.

i diedddd

Ha ha

Imagine if top gear failed and you are going to a mot garage and Jeremy Clarkson worked there.

iBlewupthemoon yes

{Name Deleted} .... yes that’d be good and good.

Land Rover: once broken, cant ever be fixed

@@hybridAbsol but it can be bodged into moving both forward and back once again

@@brodieclamp5090 i wont bother with it

What do Toyota hyluxes and electric cars have in common. When they set on fire they never go out

@@jacobwhite9961 you did not even spell “hyluxes” right it is hilux’s

They look at it for a second, look at clarkson, back at the window and just lose it

The correct term is "Percussive Maintainance". 😉

reminds me of when I was a kid if a game I was playing on the PS2 froze then hitting the top of the PS2 unfroze the game.

Meet the Engineer

James said something similar in the race against the Mclaren Mercedes whilst they were on the ferry

JEFFREY BERRY also on their caravan holiday James said “I like it, it’s romantic” while he and Richard were technically sharing the same bed

Gets PTSD from the London to Oslo race

I think it was a running gag James would make relationship comments when they were together

Indeed, especially compared with the utter trash of the current TG....:) I watched it once when it first came out, and just seemed like Evans scampering about like an excited puppy with its tail on fire... Never watched it again.

@@Trillock-hy1cf the reason it was a success was because the hosts were in tune with their audience, they didn't try too hard to do something it was natural love and respect they had for their fans. What a team

@@challenger2031 Indeed, and although I feel sympathy for Clarkson for punching that bloke after a days filming and finding no grub available, I disagree that the soft in the head PC brigade at the BBC were wrong in their decision, which ruined a perfectly good TV show that was very popular around the world, and I bet this 'new' version of it doesn't have half the audience. Maybe in America because they have the Yank on the show.....:)

I'm pretty sure it was something they had been briefed on, and he was just reminding them.

@@Elidan1012 best way to spoil the honors😂😂, you are right.

Razor ramzan at least he remembered to remind them😂

@@ethanrodway4797 sure thing.

Habari gani

Practical solution! James at his best.

Easy: yes, but not properly.

@@martinwulf7251 if you don’t care about it, it doesn’t have to look properly.

Well your prime ministering has worked out well for you then, hasn’t it?

Hammond won though lol.

@@michalkluka6527 🤣🤣🤣🤣

i agree with you

Just be glad then that you didn’t watch what he did to the Rolls afterwards. 😆

Not really.

He made of it a ceremonial offering to Keith Moon.

Well considering he drove it into a swimming pool, i'm fairly sure that ruined the car more than shoddy body work repair

That can't be good

Jezza'll fix more like

He enjoys tinkering with 14 year old cars.

With a hammer

?

Brainz ? That Car was Ed Gein’s Land Rover.

"oh... tastes of car polish"

"Not the exhaust manifold"