These are men that have been to the fucking north pole of all places lol

"Where is my Rolls-Royce?"

One of the most British things I have ever seen

“It’s disgusting and medieval...where’s my rolls Royce” 😂😂😂😂😂

Halfway through, Hammond should've appeared out of one of the tents and said " Ah...Everyone had a good night's sleep ? "

"I nearly went to spoon with James!" LMAO

How this didn't make the final edit for the special I'll never know. Its pure Top Gear gold.

The shivering is the worst part... you can't even come close to falling asleep because your brain thinks if you stop moving you'll die.

"I contemplated ending it. Swiftly." 2:00

Now that was some professional whinging.

jeremy, im very cold hahahaha

That noise Jeremy makes at 2:54 XD

"The camp site is littered with excrements and rope so you trip over the rope, you're face first into excrement" This is called gold my friends

When he said “Jeremy I’m very cold.” I died but at the same time felt bad for them. Poor guys go through hell for our entertainment.

"It's just disgusting and medieval... where's my Rolls Royce?" I died. XD

somebody has come into my tent and performed some strange bondag act on me aahaahah

The Grand Tour needs more moments like this. An extra half an hour of comical whinging an episode is all I ask.

I like that when Jeremy starts talking about killing Hammond, you can see James contemplating it for a moment.

"It was -299 in my tent last night" xD

"Look at it! It just disgusting and medieval!"

I've watched this like three times, and it's still the most epic whinge ever put to film, it makes me laugh every time lol! Every time I watch it I lose it at "Jeremy, I'm very cold..."

"Campsite of wailing and self immolation"

"Somebody's came to my tent in the middle of the night and performed some strange bondage act on me" 😂😂😂😂

Some say he's still looking for his Rolls-Royce

I think leaving Hammond in the freezing cold up in the Rockies and deliberately took forever to rescue him was revenge for what they went through in the Himalayas.

This is maybe the most British tirade in the history of television

"I nearly went to spoOo0o0Oo0ooO0Oon wih James."

The best example of British moaning that I have ever seen

this is the most amazingly crafted speech in all of humanity. this is poetry.

That was hysterical I watched it twice

Sounds like James was having a proper panic attack and they are genuinely terrifying.

Here is a tip. Pour the water out of your container and heat it up on your camp stove. Pour it back in the container. Take a drink. Put the hot bottle of water under your shirt. Another tip. If all you have is a thin fluffy blanket and a thin sleeping bag don't put the blanket on top. Instead wrap yourself in the blanket first and then get in the sleeping bag.

"The campsite of wailing." lmfao

Poor jeremy sonds like he's about to cry lol.

I've cried laughing so many times watching this scene, James seems genuily traumatised but still funny as hell LMAO "absolutely unbearable !", "unspeakable !" Lmaoooo

1:02 ''pillow filled with rock'' 1:04 *pillow makes a fluffy sound* Seems like a good pillow to me

Don't know that scene but I was constantly expecting Hammond climbing out of his tent generally excited about this adventure.

I like how the idea of putting the blanked INSIDE the sleeping bag never even went close to their brain.

theres at least one discussion like that on every winter exercise with the army

"Jeremy, I'm very cold."

They need to revive the TV series "Grumpy Old Men" with just James & Jeremy. Each episode would be about 4 hours long, but they'd still be absolute gold.

This is really funny! Although poor James talking about his moment of panic. They looked like two wounded animals! :D

Jeremy and James ranting about cold to death James: talks about science Jeremy:talks about murder

I love how at the end James went "Where's my Roll Royce"... hahaha the icing on the cake!

This is one of the greatest moments of television history 😂 I’ve never seen so much complaining be so funny and never getting old

"Jeremy, I'm very cold" 4:18 - James May

WHINING. The perfect word to describe these three seriously. I would do absolutely anything to spend an hour or a day with these three and just bicker or whine about literally anything and drive cars while roasting each other.

Loving these extra clips. Awesome. Thanks for uploading.

"Where's my Rolls Royce" hahahahahahah

For those who think India is just hot ....

Chemistry you cant manufacture that....

James is on top form here

“Look at it! Its just disgusting and medieval. Where’s my Rolls-Royce?” One of my favourite quotes, and i have many from that trio 🤣

Watched again and was still laughing out loud. My mummification sleeping bag tried strangling me once. I woke up in the morning with the draw string wrapped around my neck

Hope falls slightly, Discontent rises

This is the standard morning conversation on an English campsite in 'mid summer'

3:45 Jeremy went into May's tent lol.

People expect an entire subcontinent with one of the longest mountain ranges to be just entirely warm and then they go to places where the temp on an average stays below -25°C and in winters usually goes down to -40

Jeremy sounds like hes on the verge of tears

"My leg was sticking out into absolute zero" 🤣. What a statement with a double meaning!!.

English on holiday love to moan. I can't describe it but it's very satisfying moaning makes us happy & we wouldn't be happy if we couldn't. We're not miserable we just like to moan a bit even if we're laughing about the experience.

North Indian cold can be much different than the sub zero cold in Europe. it can go to your bones even when the temperature is just 0 degree Celsius. it's simply unbearable and painful

"why are the sleeping bags shiny?"

Nothing like watching couple of tough men traveling the world

#VeryBritishProblems

My goodness... I laughed so heard during the entire time that I couldn't eat my food. When he said about burning the tent I nearly spit my food.

So true about those tight sleeping bags. I HATE them. I can't sleep in a tight sleeping bag where you feel like you're a cabbage roll.

Closing words: "Where is my Rolls Royce?" 😂

I could listen to these guys argue over what kind of paper is better for writing on with pencil and still be fascinated.

The most British thing ever is James may saying “look at it, it’s disgusting it’s medieval. Where’s my rolls Royce?”

James looks extremely alike that dove lady in home alone here. Or is it her in disguise...

I sleep like that everynight One thin blanket and a rock ass pillow Welcome to india

how i feel about pretty much any camping trip.

“Where’s my Rolls Royce ?”

Watched this about 10 times, still makes me laugh.

Fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.

I'm pretty sure that most countries, if you get to know enough about them, really only have two seasons. In Canada, we have Winter from November to April, and the other season is Mosquito, from April to September. September to November is just a transitional period where there's nothing to do but put up with various holidays. Britain, I think, has two seasons as well: Dreary Winter, and Dreary Summer. Both are moderately chilly, and while they may have moments of actual warmth or cold, it's typically not long enough to actually result in Summer or Winter weather. The only way to tell which you're in, is to wait for the sun to come out, and if it gets warmer, it's the Dreary Summer. While I'm at it, I suspect America has Football and Vacation seasons.

This 4 minute clip is better than new top gear by miles. - I want The Grand Tour now.

2:08 A BWEATH moment of warmth 😂

Jeez, these guys drove to the north pole in a truck.

this is one of the absolute best moments on topgear ever

being in cold without proper gear really is utter hell

British people will complain about any type of weather. Too cold. Too hot. Too rainy. Too dry. Too sunny.

So basically Indian 5 Star Hotel Standards.

Jeremy malfunctioning at 2:54

The other people on the site probably were miserably cold. You just didn't hear them because they're probably not English.

Woke up with frozen clothes in my tent at a springtime norwegian mtb festival once. Tried to make due without a sleeping bag. Ended up finishing the night in the service house by a heater ^^

Pure gold!

This is the funniest clip from top gear ive ever seen XD

Love more of this,since we get so little of the trio these days...

You know Mays about to die when he calls him Jeremy.

Here is a reminder - Most Homeless people actually live rougher lives subjected to the elements and even they want to be indoors.

"it just disgusting and medieval, where is my Rolls Royce?"

If Jeremy was willing to spoon James he MUST have been cold!!

Poor Clarkson, nearly spooned James😬😢

To answer the camping/survival questions: The sleeping bag surfaces are like that to assist with insulation, and modern ones wrap around you tightly to trap body heat. The big sleeping bags took longer to heat up due to the much larger air pocket and would lose heat more easily when opened or not sealed tightly. All of that being said, I wouldn't sleep in an area like that if you paid me, even with all the proper gear and a fire going (good luck getting a fire going if the air is truly that thin).

This is incredible

Time to pull out the Yorkshire sketch… Pillow with rocks? Back in my day you were lucky to have a pillow with rocks. Rusty sharp nails is what i had as a boy.

Sleeping while the outside temperature is under 6°C is fucking unpleasent.

2:54 Jeremy grunting