Shows up to a presentation, soaked from the neck down “Why is your shirt wet?” “Because it’s covered in water” Refuses to elaborate further
@engineergaming59892 жыл бұрын
There was only one guy who asked good questions such as the cost of production and the cost of purchase but the other 2 were just really dumb
@elias_xp952 жыл бұрын
The best way to answer questions is with just enough information to have answered but not enough to have given it all away.
@dannygarcia59152 жыл бұрын
They were trying to bully him to look cool and this Sigma had none of it.
@dannygarcia59152 жыл бұрын
They were trying to bully him to look cool and this Sigma had none of it.
@billylardner2 жыл бұрын
@@engineergaming5989 This was a big joke, they were pretending to treat it seriously but this was a sketch. They weren’t actually interested in Clarkson’s amazing product.
@rino_koito2 жыл бұрын
“why are your arms wet” “because theyve got water on them”
@oddhate2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely mogged.
@PearlPredator2 жыл бұрын
I don't even know what they expected him to say. But chad sigma Jeremy said the obvious and showed her how stupid her question was
@dijyy2 жыл бұрын
damn you watched the video too?
@sirocco28102 жыл бұрын
*refuses to elaborate further*
@madsvigan28982 жыл бұрын
I love they look dumbfounded, that he made fun of their stupid quiestions.
@monkeycat64082 жыл бұрын
Yeah like, why did they ask that if they knew only one answer is viable?
@Feltay2 жыл бұрын
It's all a joke, don't worry about it.
@madsvigan28982 жыл бұрын
@@Feltay i would have guessed, he is rather known in the UK because of top gear
@dreamcrusher1122 жыл бұрын
@@madsvigan2898 'rather known' is an understatement
@billylardner2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this was a sketch. Both Clarkson and the members of Dragon’s Den are very well known and both worked for the BBC.
@Canon Waters if you listen closely, you can hear his genius
@mattlm642 жыл бұрын
He's downgraded to alpha in the presence of May.
@MelloOwnsRyuuzaki2 жыл бұрын
@@mattlm64 oh definitely
@jamesredmill38292 жыл бұрын
Nah James may
@chunkymilk3 жыл бұрын
punch producer. acquire farm.
@sorcyboi28482 жыл бұрын
3. ???? 4. Profit
@TheArQu2 жыл бұрын
that was really shitty profit tho the correct version would be: 1)punch producer 2)get thrown off your show 3)make your own show in Amazon with the same producer 4)watch your show being more popular than the your former show after you got thrown out 5)get proposition to go back to your former show 6)refuse like a chad 7)go chill at farm
@ImmortanDan2 жыл бұрын
@@TheArQu The producer he punched was not the executive producer he took with him to Amazon.
@silverreaps68032 жыл бұрын
@@TheArQu why would he take the producer he punched??
@RestrictedHades2 жыл бұрын
@@silverreaps6803 to punch him again
@Milkman69ner2 жыл бұрын
The dragons would have no issues with child labour as long as the factory is abroad
@randomyoutuber29272 жыл бұрын
Lol so fucking true. The Mica mining in India, all of the customers were the top guns of the Germany and France and they didn't even bat an eye to the child labor issue as long as they have clean hands.
@guestc1422 жыл бұрын
@Skinny Legend no thanks
@alkebulanawah42422 жыл бұрын
Truth
@PeachDragon_ Жыл бұрын
Yeah they act all offended but there's a 100% chance they use child labor themselves
@ronmastrio27987 ай бұрын
Not their fault other countries allow it. Ironically I thought that was moral imperialism to say the west is right about absolutely everything and everyone else should do the same or is that only when it comes to human rights? You can't rail against the west while trying to adopt a moral framework they created one which the most of the world obviously doesn't believe in.
@MelloOwnsRyuuzaki3 жыл бұрын
The potential for Clarkson sigma memes is way under utilised :( we must learn from this true sigma, sadly I can still only find this video :(
@nirameyo3 жыл бұрын
know of some other sigma scenes? i havent watched TG in a while
@MelloOwnsRyuuzaki3 жыл бұрын
@@nirameyo Burma special lorry scene comes to mind lol, where he dumps the entire tonne of bricks after an argument. There's some more I'm sure I'll comment when remember more
@MelloOwnsRyuuzaki3 жыл бұрын
Sigma rule : litter the environment
@MelloOwnsRyuuzaki3 жыл бұрын
@@nirameyo oh and James pointing machete at Clarkson in Bolivia
@nirameyo3 жыл бұрын
alright thx
@alexj.denton74533 жыл бұрын
Sigma secret #45. Children make great labourers because they work for less more hours. Exploit them like a boss😎
@zLucci.2 жыл бұрын
Sigma Rule #14 Harass people at wallgreens.
@spacechimp31992 жыл бұрын
Sigma rule #420 start a narcotrafficking ring
@funkyfresh10132 жыл бұрын
sigma rule ## eat your own shit to ensure no sigma energy is lost
@Dingbobber2 жыл бұрын
@@zLucci. Laughing my ass off
@forkliftgladiator2 жыл бұрын
Sigma rule #420 Tell the waiter to write a wrong name on the cup then yell at them for bc it's not your actual name
@tenma3352 жыл бұрын
>barge into meeting >says arms are wet >refuses to elaborate >leaves Clarkson is the epitome of the sigma grindset
@ithappens77903 жыл бұрын
"You didn't ask for children to come into the path of your grind, use them as slave workers" ~trigillionaire sigma
@hj24792 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk has entered the chat.
@collinsiemaszko70072 жыл бұрын
@@hj2479 every billionaire entered the chat
@MattExzy2 жыл бұрын
Beta: sends kid to school, to only later need a job anyway Sigma: factory Efficiency is key.
@maltegodkas49312 жыл бұрын
I like how the billionaire investors pretended to be so shocked at the mention of child labour knowing damn well that they all use it.
@orctrihar Жыл бұрын
@@maltegodkas4931 Fact
@generalyido2 жыл бұрын
As a person who watched Top Gear until it went off TV, can confirm that's the vibe it gives.
@youneskasdi2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy doesn't believe in human rights, May thinks the queen is a nazy and Hammond is working for the secret service to bring both of them down, that's what top gear feels like.
@richmondneo12 жыл бұрын
0:21 when the beta attempts to belittle the sigma only for then sigma to then assert further dominance
@yeeter73482 жыл бұрын
"A True Sigma doesn't let others humiliate him, he enslaves children 😎🐺" - Jackie Chan
@jackiechan11482 жыл бұрын
Hang on a minute…
@PearlPredator2 жыл бұрын
@@jackiechan1148 thanks to your quote, I'm now enslaving children like a true sigma 😎
@RazzoGaming2 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck, all 3 comments above me. I can't😂😂😂😂
@reenakumar37692 жыл бұрын
being a sigma before it was cool
@Gsauce082 жыл бұрын
being a sigma is never cool, it's a lifestyle
@duck82802 жыл бұрын
@@foopsky64 sigma doesn't care if its cool
@stickmin6802 жыл бұрын
OG sigma
@gamethingstuff2 жыл бұрын
@Satyam 12A aa ligma what?
@WarringFighter2 жыл бұрын
thinking its "cool" is a beta thing to think. The sigma is never concerned about being "cool" or "accepted" in a hierarchy. The sigma illegally employs children to work on factories and commits war crimes in Bosnia while generating PASSIVE income. #upyourgrindset #octatrillionaireby2025
@GrammarGaming2 жыл бұрын
sometimes his genius, it’s almost frightening.
@FarmYardGaming2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Top Gear still has a ton of meme potential just in itself to this day
@1994ToyotaCamryEnjoyer2 жыл бұрын
The three dislikes are the children working in Clarkson's p45 factory
@itsexpla2 жыл бұрын
“-by children or are you getting adults?” this must be the most stupid question I’ve heard in a while.
@jfeeble2 жыл бұрын
Connecting Clarkson to Sigma grind is one of the greatest branding crossovers of our generation.
@samueltate35492 жыл бұрын
Nice
@immanuelt6132 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson really is the true Sigma male
@400889222 жыл бұрын
this is legit a sigma thing to say, what an Octillionaire Grindsetter he is
@okLonely2 жыл бұрын
0:30 His final form
@jionmionskwisgaar14762 жыл бұрын
Shark: *makes sarcastic statement* Anyone who's trying to sell something: *makes sarcastic reply* Sharks: "what a rude piece of shit. For that reason I'm out"
@walrous70542 жыл бұрын
Sharks?
@420quickscoper52 жыл бұрын
@Stinko De mayo theyre called dragons (the show is called dragon's den)
@BKnight_2 жыл бұрын
@Stinko De mayo In America. They're called Dragons in the UK and by extension the video you're watching.
@bloodyidit45062 жыл бұрын
And we wonder why the economy is in such disarray.
@jionmionskwisgaar14762 жыл бұрын
@@420quickscoper5 literally the same thing as shark tank, not a big concern for me
@pertys_socks2 жыл бұрын
Never knew I grew up watching a sigma male all along
@midgetman42062 жыл бұрын
They act as if they don't employ children for the businesses they've acquired. There is no way they dont and acting like that is just hypocritical
@MrMagnetron22 жыл бұрын
That’s right, they should be blatantly shameless about child labor so they can never be labeled as hypocrites
@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey2 жыл бұрын
I doubt they use child labour lol
@CheeseOfMasters2 жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey Dude ever bought a cola? Everybody and your mother uses child labour.
@xxCBTEnjoyer2 жыл бұрын
@@CheeseOfMasters Child Labour best Labour
@Shiroi0moi2 жыл бұрын
It's cheap and fairly efficient. The question should be why don't we use it universally?
@praxseb43173 жыл бұрын
Based Ancap top gear enjoyer
@justsomeguywithoutamustach88162 жыл бұрын
They were blown away by his genius
@johnchavez83812 жыл бұрын
sometimes his genius is truly....... terrifying
@pault63472 жыл бұрын
*Lives in perpetually rainy UK* *Wonders why someone's clothes might be soaked on any given day* Tisk tisk madam
@perrkons2 жыл бұрын
Why are your hands wet? Because they've got water on them Fair enough
@coustom_80302 жыл бұрын
I love this he just takes their stupid ass questions and gives them genuine answers what more could they ask for
@Zakrox992 жыл бұрын
Them kids gotta work one day get em to work today!!! New legal age of employment: 5 years old
@eshinnightrunner62902 жыл бұрын
i love how at the end he just has a kilometer long line of cars behind him
@tsarfox34622 жыл бұрын
"Can you really get children to work in a factory? Cause that would be brilliant!" Said every company ever before then using child labor. The fact that the corporate people took objection to that joke is just because they know their stock portfolio is 99% sweatshop supported. (The other 1% is also child labor supported)
@noahgopfert5142 жыл бұрын
I love a 10sec unskippable ad for a 36sec vid
@hant26612 жыл бұрын
good for a later job that would required 5 year experience tbh
@tombowman40462 жыл бұрын
Children are assets and only a stepping stone in your grind
@SalsaEdits2 жыл бұрын
What was that snarky rich guy hoping for when asking that? Carson: *feels bad about being mocked* "Ummm... no sir. They'd be built by adults" Rich people: *giggles to themselves at such a funny question*
@mrhoneybadger553911 ай бұрын
he isnt saying it would be right to do, he just said truth
@gabrielclark14252 жыл бұрын
Honestly, factories aren't anywhere as dangerous as they used to be.
@sayswithoutgoing2 жыл бұрын
I gotta be honest; I come back to these for the music.
@fa7al5962 жыл бұрын
This is one of thr best episodes of top Gear!!!
@the_unabonger2 жыл бұрын
i have found the perfect atrioc sub-audience how did it get this specifically perfect
@zangetsu86392 жыл бұрын
Stupid questions require stupid answers.
@fishingislife9554 Жыл бұрын
Sigma tip: children are assets, use to them to up the grind set
@peytonibarra89922 жыл бұрын
Absolutely blew my goddamn mind with those responses.
@tienshinhan39172 жыл бұрын
What really brilliant is these memes. Subscribed
@Nobody-hc1rw2 жыл бұрын
0:30 fucking love this shot right here.
@january7932 жыл бұрын
"Don't go for wrong even if u have a sigma mindset" -KING OF SIGMAS
@codygreene90672 жыл бұрын
There’s a treasure trove of Clarkson saying sigma grindset type shit from the many seasons of TG and GT.
@syahidkacak3 жыл бұрын
Ironically, that is a good idea actually
@TimSlee12 жыл бұрын
Ironically.
@vulpes__inculta2 жыл бұрын
In minecraft
@TimSlee12 жыл бұрын
@@vulpes__inculta Villager farms.
@theonlywalltostareat58082 жыл бұрын
Worked in japan cuz tight road
@nightmare_creature37572 жыл бұрын
Sigma: ClarkSON Alpha: Stig Beta: Hammond, May
@happywombat2 жыл бұрын
nothing can beat this crossover lmao
@bygoneera95422 жыл бұрын
The ingenious of'em all. I can even hear it way out here from India.
@dhanukaperera29892 жыл бұрын
I know for a fact that Clarkson was not joking about children dude is a savage 😂
@steroid77772 жыл бұрын
Honestly though. it was that interviewers fault for asking such a question. No one should blame jeremy, he just said facts. especially if you know that there are still some places in the world where children are made to work instead of studying and playing on the ground. child working in factories is not even the worst part. The worst part comes when the child is forced into paying off his family's debt that his father owed to someone. edit: Jeremy is a man of truth.
@shinji20362 жыл бұрын
sigma grindset king
@prometheus6474 Жыл бұрын
Clarkson got the drip
@hasbob46422 жыл бұрын
Chill-illionaire grindset
@1799alexandre2 жыл бұрын
That was some creed Bratton sigma level
@chipolata76052 жыл бұрын
I love this video
@theheadpriest2 жыл бұрын
I never watched top gear. But thsi guy reminds me a lot of my grandfather, not only in terms of looks but also personality. I miss him
@PremiumChad2 жыл бұрын
based 19th century manufacturing standards
@jnsn942 жыл бұрын
This moment he became Chadson
@canjica_2 жыл бұрын
Now we all understand the OGs car factory owners
@PretenderAval2 жыл бұрын
Working as a child to get some money is better than school
@spiderman84292 жыл бұрын
Legend
@justintrundy98962 жыл бұрын
This guy is too cool.
@micah55402 жыл бұрын
That would be brilliant 😂😂
@markbotefur49362 жыл бұрын
Dude really outsmarted him. He tried to critique the work but got played instead
@diamant77552 жыл бұрын
Yess get that passive income
@AndT1012 жыл бұрын
No matter how bad the meme is the music is the best part.
@Skipadyboi2 жыл бұрын
They all do it. He's honest about it
@Daizz0092 жыл бұрын
Topgearionaire Grindset
@joshmoores44922 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite meme rn
@zweigh14792 жыл бұрын
Hammond: Clarkson you blithering genius
@AJ--2122 жыл бұрын
I love this level of sarcasm
@rajeevverma17232 жыл бұрын
His genius is scary
@jeremiahcormack48592 жыл бұрын
His genius is frightening
@kubervisnu98052 жыл бұрын
Purest sigma
@Paguo2 жыл бұрын
The sigmast of all
@migvelv2 жыл бұрын
His arms are wet from the drip
@sanumehendi13172 жыл бұрын
I love jeremy 😂😂😂👏👏
@sakibishraq2212 жыл бұрын
The Sigma Engineer...
@scatterthewinds31262 жыл бұрын
lmao, then that shot of him at the end up holding up traffic.
@mr.100rupees32 жыл бұрын
Commenting for the Al Gore Rhythm
@ballinbalgruuf81982 жыл бұрын
Topgearillionaire grindset
@sid70242 жыл бұрын
best sigma ever
@sohrb2 жыл бұрын
it's back to factory for you
@spencerb2k2 жыл бұрын
There are people way ahead of him and they probably invest in them