The budget went into buying enough cigarettes to make his voice like that
@shmuelp45047 жыл бұрын
RussianFluff, Think before you take a joke seriously, or you'll make yourself look like an idiot.
@rc59191 Жыл бұрын
He's Army Special Forces and a former Drill Sergeant that is gonna take a toll on your voice.
@HanZhang19949 жыл бұрын
3:28 Roman soldier: "The fuck, you think this is a game?"
@damuvang19153 жыл бұрын
Very intimidating
@JumpNationFilms9 жыл бұрын
Why does he talk like batman?
@rtrdedn00b545 жыл бұрын
because he is
@Domercuri9 жыл бұрын
We know where all of the budget for this game went.
@keithlarsen75579 жыл бұрын
3 reenactors?
@Domercuri9 жыл бұрын
Keith Larsen 3 very lucky (and now very rich) reenactors. :P *sarcasm*
@tylerrenaud48539 жыл бұрын
Dominic Mercurio one was batman, oh he wasnt reenacting?
@JurassicDavidy9 жыл бұрын
Dominic Mercurio The main one (the one wearing the black t-shirt) was in a survival show I believe
@wilfieherron86679 жыл бұрын
The point is get the game finished before you blow it on pointless hype and accessories for people who pre order. I don't need Jungle Jim looking at scrotums as I can watch a documentary or better still read a book and I don't need an office onager with my game. I need a game that works and as a loyal fan the very mention of Rome II was enough hype for me.
@toxicmoocow728 жыл бұрын
That guy's voice reminds of some of the Skyrim NPCs.
@alasdairperry8798 жыл бұрын
He sounds like the blacksmith in Whiterun
@James-xb1zm7 жыл бұрын
"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead..."
@James-xb1zm7 жыл бұрын
"Yes, Dovahkiin? How can I help you?"
@James-xb1zm7 жыл бұрын
"By the Gods! What manner of power is that?"
@James-xb1zm7 жыл бұрын
"What is it, Argonian?"
@paweandonisgawralidisdobrz25227 жыл бұрын
Contruberium=10 man (8 soldiers+2 slaves) Lorica segmentata not so common as you think.
@LuisPhelipeCorvo8 жыл бұрын
Still better than history chanel
@Gameboy1998BETA28 жыл бұрын
Funny enough there was a show on the history channel that used the first Total War Game called "Decisive Battles" who would have thought?
@BandNerdcp7 жыл бұрын
I remember watching a History Channel show about Rome and they used the original Rome Total War for the battle scenes, but they called it their "Advanced simulation software" or something like that lol.
@deepsouthredneck17 жыл бұрын
Is that the show that decided the best weapon of the time was a throwing axe based on a total war game and some bullshit reasoning? Because that made me laugh my ass off when I saw it.
@BandNerdcp7 жыл бұрын
Y'know now that you say that I do remember something about throwing axes. Damn, what was the name of that show?
@deepsouthredneck17 жыл бұрын
BandNerdcp I don't remember because I think I watched it in like 2004 or 5.
@RIOT6908 жыл бұрын
Too bad the empire fell due to ignorance. We could of really been somewhere if the empire lasted much longer.
@Wintonbutter8 жыл бұрын
+Revrot It survived until the 15th century. How much longer could you expect?
@beyondthelol8 жыл бұрын
+Patrick Riley It would have lasted a lot longer had caesar not fucked it up
@amadeupname1518 жыл бұрын
+Aelius Magnus No. Cross the Rhine, and crucify unwashed barbarian who dare stands before the IMPERIUM OF ROME NEVER FORGET THE SEVENTEENTH AND NINETEENTH LEGIONS
@Cynane278 жыл бұрын
+Revrot Most of our laws are based on Roman laws.
@Samuel-iv4qt8 жыл бұрын
+beyondthelol ceasar didn't fuck it up constantin did. he wanted to make constantinople the capital of ROME. that's when the eastern and western roman Empire divided. the western Empire got attacked by the germanic tribes and the eastern roman Empire didn't help. that caused the fall of the (western) roman empire.
@live-leaked9 жыл бұрын
"But, as an infantryman, you're going to have to carry your own equipment, which is carried by this fucker here."
@ThatIrishLass9 жыл бұрын
That's what I heard, too.
@aah78068 жыл бұрын
+Jezi It's almost as bad as misspelling scutum on Google.
@robevans86298 жыл бұрын
WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THE MONEY GO!!?? DID IT GO TO THIS GUY? (Know the reference? )
@joshuafung97238 жыл бұрын
Ayy AngryJoe
@akush420698 жыл бұрын
lmao
@sealstorm19357 жыл бұрын
Angry Joe
@KuDastardly10 жыл бұрын
Haha, I love how he just wasted a pilum like that. The thing about pilum is that it's only a one-time use. The metallic spear is soft iron that is intended to bend once it impales a target making it difficult to dislodge it. And when it does get dislodged, the pilum becomes useless deliberately for the enemy to throw back at the Roman army.
@MrSpidermonkey1119 жыл бұрын
Actually its main use was to pierce enemy shields, rendering their shield useless which meant no shield for that guy.
@Pizzaman-ii9cd9 жыл бұрын
Because it make the shield too heavy due to soft iron tip round itself
@nagmashot7 жыл бұрын
not to heavy but u cant use a shield with a pilum hanging on front of it stoping all ur movements
@katerinasrentacar28348 жыл бұрын
Master chiefs young brother?
@yukimura5810 жыл бұрын
3:26 like a boss
@LichlordKazam7 жыл бұрын
The Mid easterner and roman be like: RIGHT IN THE NIPPLE BITCH! Come at me bro.
@johnparks434510 жыл бұрын
I like how Rome 2 didn't turn out like that at all, and they went through all this effort to try and make it look better :P
@elgostine9 жыл бұрын
this is actually pretty well done.. what makes it very useful is that myke isnt a reenactor but if theres one thing ive realised its that whether its 10ad or 2014ad, if you're and infantryman there will be commonalitiesto how you spend most of your day, namely a lot of marching, a lot of guard duty... and a lot of patrols, carrying most of your stuff with you on the march, myke understands what soldiering entails, so he can appreciate things he gets how it feels to march for several miles to stand patrol in driving rain, so i think he provides very good links between then and now..
@agenthunk50708 жыл бұрын
Very educational,I like the tips on roman military equipment
@NaziGOPBallmer8 жыл бұрын
The pilum that guy threw is never gonna be used again. Pilums have soft iron tip so that they're designed to bend upon penetration. Not only does this make it hard for the enemy to pry it out of their body, but the disposability make it impossible for the enemies to throw the pilum back at the army that chucked them.
@kentran81778 жыл бұрын
Actually, from what I've read, pila had a hardened iron tip and a softer iron shaft. The pointed tip needed to be hard to penetrate the enemy's shield and body, while the javelin shaft was softer so it would deform upon impact, making it useless to throw back.
@Deadpool-jv4pq8 жыл бұрын
I love this guys voice.
@SODEMO200710 жыл бұрын
1:07 My squad in the army was 8 guys and that tent looks like a goddamn palace compared to what we had to sleep in.
@akhmadsantosowicaksono87643 жыл бұрын
15 years laters, this guy will say : i am the Optimus prime, we are here we are waiting..
@BarkusLP7 жыл бұрын
I wanna hear this guy say " I am batman"
@Supertomiman10 жыл бұрын
Caligae: steel from the toe to the heel.
@dragonhelmofdor-lomin40172 жыл бұрын
This is how Batman in the Dark Knight should have sounded like.
@pdrunk29 жыл бұрын
more of this please
@2serveand2protect8 жыл бұрын
Well done! :)SIMPLE and INTERESTING! Thumb UP! ;)
@KaskDaxxe8 жыл бұрын
I dont think that this was scripted by a human
@DeadMarine198011 жыл бұрын
That vid was awesome!
@gagereynolds81428 жыл бұрын
I love this
@carloko086 жыл бұрын
the voice of this guy is like Boba Fett, cool host for a topic like this, Roma Victor!!
@grangergamer40579 жыл бұрын
3:28 OH HRRRLLLL NAH
@capthaddock93748 жыл бұрын
Batman? Is it you?
@sancho78633 жыл бұрын
He looks like he’s about to run away from home
@justincao26517 жыл бұрын
If he isn't a voice actor, he's missing out big time
@CestSam7 жыл бұрын
Contrumbernium had 8 men and 2 slaves/workers. Cont=10
@HannibalBarkasBC8 жыл бұрын
Where did all the money go to fix the AI issues in Rome 2? I bet all the money went to this greaseball.
@jeremiahbrand54309 жыл бұрын
Does anybody know where I can buy inexpensive roman armor? I mean, I'm not expecting crazy cheap, but for a full set (but without the pila/stick in this video) the cheapest I can find is more than $700
@oivanurminen89467 жыл бұрын
It's a shame that Rome 2 didn't come out as good as expected :/
@Cleeon Жыл бұрын
Very good practice
@bashkillszombies8 жыл бұрын
Your intro is like ten times louder than the rest of the video. You literally fucking blew my ear drums out.
@xj770HUN9 жыл бұрын
Somebody can write down what is the recipe of Posca. I mean the exact quantity of the ingredient? Pls help me with it.
@LukeM_John_Cena_M3m3_Lord6 жыл бұрын
Im not claiming to be a history expert, but the hamata was never really fully replaced by the Segmentata, because the Segmentata was too expensive to make.
@beyondthelol8 жыл бұрын
hahahah ''sandals?!? - caligae''
@praetoriantiberius5296 жыл бұрын
4:02 so basically the guy at the very end thrusts the air, nice.
@JoaoSoares-rs6ec Жыл бұрын
The one mistake here, if a line broke, the battle was over, the side that the line was broken, lost, the idea that line would brake and the battle would be a confusion of soldiers fighting is a Hollywood fantasy
@soldierboyz228 жыл бұрын
Didn't need to travel all the way to the UK to shoot this. There are Roman reenactors such as myself here in the US.
@Zamolxes778 жыл бұрын
I dunno if the furca was actually as good as this dude makes it sound. A backpack spreads the weight between 2 straps and balances it better. With the furca, you would have to switch your shoulder periodically, but is definitely better than carrying stuff in your hand or in a sac thrown over your shoulder. Also the steel studs on caligas, I dunno, they seem a bit far fetched.
@brenddevries77925 жыл бұрын
This needs cleaning.. well not by me.. SOLDIEERR!!
@HandymanPeters9 жыл бұрын
I dont think there armor and helmets were so shiny back at the day...
@DeHeld89 жыл бұрын
Ah! that shield that he is holding with the leather shield covering! Isn't that one a replica of a finding in the Netherlands? The one I am referring to belonged to the Cohors XV Voluntariorum civium Romanorum, wich happens to be the cohort with the re-enactment group I'm a member of re-creates in it's displays and shows. SCORE!
@S3oiNsTiNc7oV89 жыл бұрын
the game cutscenes are from roma 2 total war
@fahmifahreza24597 жыл бұрын
Its cool Ia Love Rome😇😇
@SynthLizard810 жыл бұрын
Roman Army is more interesting then I first thought.
@arminiusdercherusker64494 жыл бұрын
The man in in the black shirt has a nice voice.
@jigoo3697 жыл бұрын
got damn his voice is damn deep I thought I was in cave
@jimmyjam90148 жыл бұрын
If everyone is tackling the next guy over, how can you stab the dude if he got tackled away?
@vinumsabbathi359910 жыл бұрын
Lol at 3:10 you can hear how the armor fell on the ground :P
@bunnysniper708610 жыл бұрын
thanks captain obvious
@deussanctus10 жыл бұрын
legionary kit,, with "Myke hawke" hahaha name fail
@theloveliu10 жыл бұрын
So fucking cool!!!
@NorthCoastIndie10 жыл бұрын
How did you make the intro in the very beginning?
@robmosley41489 жыл бұрын
between the name this fucking pudge and the sound of his voice LMAO
@Nomad_22710 жыл бұрын
i love da gaim!
@Nomad_22710 жыл бұрын
wish i had 1
@hyperion75210 жыл бұрын
only futuristic clothes among the legions..thats a,it`s a glitch....
@Ernest05914 жыл бұрын
I want a TOTAL WAR game about Mexicas.
@brenddevries77925 жыл бұрын
Don't I know this man from man woman wild?? He's charming as ever! Love this presenter!
@SuperBenblake8 жыл бұрын
If I could choose anytime in history to be alive it would have to be the Roman Empire or olde England. Some time when people cared and there was brotherhood and a flowering of creativity. We've strayed so far from where we should be that its heartbreaking. It's a horrible thing for me to say, but the ship is down at the bottom of the ocean now and we're doomed along with it. A slow crawl to total destruction. It will be all our fault too. We should have never embraced Christianity for starters and we should have seen technology and selfishness as enemies not friends. Christ was a great man, but after he died so much advantage was taken from that that I bet you if he and or The Romans came to earth now they'd be horrified and call us a bunch of fools and idiots and losers. Fuck modern civilization give me a tent, some good things to carry, some warm blankets, a warm bear, a warm lion, and an even warmer soldier the one good thing we still have. Let's hope we at least get to keep that wondrous invention The Soldier. I love them and so should you!
@boomerhgt8 жыл бұрын
Times never stand still my friend that's life and every Empire rises only to fall...Rome lasted for century's but tore itself apart by greed and corruption
@SuperBenblake8 жыл бұрын
boomerhgt That's true. Time moves on all the time, but we never learned from Rome the first true Empire what inevitable greed and corruption do. They brought the Roman Empire and every other empire after that down. We'll be next. That's unfortunately what I think.
@boomerhgt8 жыл бұрын
+Benjamin Blake Mitchner I totally agree every Empire has its rise and fall
@ThishandlefeatureISdumb8 жыл бұрын
+Benjamin Blake Mitchner I disagree with you that the Roman Empire was the first one. Egypt and Babylon were both great in their heydays and both were eventually brought down by greed and corruption. The Chinese dynasties to the East. It has happened again and will continue to happen over and over again. The greed of man knows no bound. It is possible to build an utopia society and world but highly improbable due to people's unwillingness to share and cooperate. And unfortunately, it is those same people that are in charge of modern day's governments and major superpowers. I mean if you look at the northern Scandinavian countries such as Sweden, they got a pretty great thing going there. It is possible but the rest of the world isn't gonna follow that because the people in charge don't want to lose power. But hey, what can you do. We are all just pawns in the scheme of things. If Earth self-destructed right now, the Universe wouldn't bat an eye. All we can do is hope World War III doesn't happen in our time and hope humanity will still be there after World War III.
@Zajin138 жыл бұрын
+Benjamin Blake Mitchner "I bet you if he and or The Romans came to earth now they'd be horrified and call us a bunch of fools and idiots and losers." Jesus? probably. The Romans? No way, we got everything they had and more, mostly because our civilization was build on the fundament of their ideas. We got sanitations everywhere, not just in our capitals and big cities, we got democracy and a Roman based judiciary, we got well equipped and disciplined armies and soldiers. Basically, if a Roman would stumble into today Western civilization the only things he would wonder about are that none speaks Latin and/or Greek, women are equal to men before law and everyone is wearing pants, not just the soldiers in Northern climates. You romanticize the Roman culture as being enlightened in every aspect, as generous and wise above all else when Romans were mostly pragmatic first.
@yagmur94977 жыл бұрын
güzel belgesel
@KubaPlayz-eg8tq5 жыл бұрын
1:29 did anybody tell big man his helmet doesn't fit?
@joegaringan75347 жыл бұрын
"Where the (censor) did all the money go !!! To this guy !!!" Angry Joe
@nikzad21678 жыл бұрын
Parthia defeated legionaries many times, and humiliated Rome & it's glory
@Alakabram7 жыл бұрын
Nick Zad Someones/things abilities has to end somewhere.
@StickManVS7 жыл бұрын
4:19 and this is where he starts to come up with some bullshit
@fudger22249 жыл бұрын
7:47 Ouch.
@dragonballsuperfullhd76318 жыл бұрын
rome 2 total war is the best game!!
@juliusiv44107 жыл бұрын
welp... off to play Rome 2
@darkstar23154 жыл бұрын
I think I might get wearyus if I triedus this.
@henflem9489 жыл бұрын
Loria segmantarta
@alexandrosstoev8306 жыл бұрын
6:08 fast as fuck boiiiii
@clintonanderson62195 жыл бұрын
Here 4 ForHonor
@necromancer2639 жыл бұрын
where can i find more like this?
@Dynamiczx9 жыл бұрын
Search Reenactment Associations which focus on the Roman culture. Legio XXI Rapax or Terra Dacica Aeterna who boasts Legio V Macedonica. There is also Legio I Italica. Then there would Legio XIII Gemina and many more. Keep a close eye on them as during summer, they attend several events throughout Europe and all they do is basically... live like the romans did on campaign. Very, very educative. Not to mention that the battles they do can be entertaining as well.
@damuvang19153 жыл бұрын
@@Dynamiczx I don’t think he ever did look those up.
@imsweatykarntt14407 жыл бұрын
that voice
@captnmorgan74109 жыл бұрын
Man woman wild guy? .0.
@Derpasaurusrex18 жыл бұрын
Funny about the fighting part, because no fucking soldiers in R2:TW do that, fight 1v1 like a fucking anime
@epicmickey235110 жыл бұрын
I spam the Testudo!
@ripclcze8845 Жыл бұрын
spqr
@2serveand2protect8 жыл бұрын
...it SEEMS easy!... ...but try do it for 20 years - marching everyday - under scorching sun or pouring rain - no matter what - 30km's per day - beginning each day with dismantilng a camp and finishing it building a new one. Do it for 20 YEARS - doing the SAME EACH DAY AGAIN & AGAIN! - PLUS: fight one day each on three, fencing enemy ambushes, and once in a year having a major battle once in a year...and don't EVER complain, 'cause you might get flogged if your centurion's just is in a bad mood! :D ...TRY IT! >: ) ... and only THEN come back "SMILING"! :D PS. These guys must have been like old, heavy leather...
@congminhphan52758 жыл бұрын
i win total war shogun 2 but lose total war 2 rome, any idea why?
@rafaelllaban41158 жыл бұрын
really? isnt shogun harder?
@TheBrizkys8 жыл бұрын
+Rafael Llaban from my own experience, shogun 2 is slightly easier from rome 2....well, this is just my opinion
@sketchyanimator8986 жыл бұрын
Good the this the legonary aromor isnt that heave...well to me
@thatchannel1955 жыл бұрын
I thought he said this fucker here not furca
@andrewemerson3478 жыл бұрын
So this is where the rome 2 total war budget went to because we all know it didn't go to actually making a good game.
@BandNerdcp7 жыл бұрын
Ehh it's a pretty good game now.
@bashkillszombies8 жыл бұрын
It's a shame that like 0% of the 'in game footage' is visible IN THE GAME. None of it is FROM the game. Sure, it looks like it's rendered in the game engine, but it's rendered as a video recording, it isn't IN the game, you won't see any of this shit. :C
@commanderkei95378 жыл бұрын
The Romans would NEVER "slice and dice." Such a barbaric style
@willpolich73438 жыл бұрын
+Johann Schmidt they did cut occasionally when not in formation but not how this guy is doing it
@ReCritz8 жыл бұрын
+Johann Schmidt In these days I doubt you can say the word "never" that easy. If you look at records of Roman VS Macedonian battle, there are depicts of Macedonian infantries' heads and arms cut off which can't be done by stabbing only. Of course those who slice were mocked by others but slicing was kind of impromptu.
@thepotato37637 жыл бұрын
that dude made this boreing
@scottieboomboom19 жыл бұрын
well what the fuck happened
@boomsquad9598 жыл бұрын
I am gonna make posca
@Eric-ky3fo8 жыл бұрын
How was it?
@Zajin138 жыл бұрын
+Eric Jesperson Depending on how much vinigar you put in: mostly liquefied feet sweat.
@Eric-ky3fo8 жыл бұрын
Zajin13 Yum!
@Zajin138 жыл бұрын
Eric Jesperson Well, if you prefer that taste over getting diarrhea from bad water you better get used to it soldier!
@brookechildress17514 жыл бұрын
Idk i think there rapax
@blasco2019847 жыл бұрын
Weird romans talking in english
@vikterreznov635810 жыл бұрын
i saw the angry joe review about rome 2 total war. I was appalled at the magnitude of shit the game was. so after seeing the full video, I despise sega, creative assembly to me is forgiven in some degree.
@PoeCompany8 жыл бұрын
i forget where i recognize this host from but in seeing him here i remembered how much i find him really annoying with his presentation
@billymurry55818 жыл бұрын
man woman wild
@PoeCompany8 жыл бұрын
Billy Murry god dammit you're right. and now i'm remembering scenes of that show. pls kill me now
@billymurry55818 жыл бұрын
Watch a marathon of it and your dreams will be fulfilled lol
@darkstar23154 жыл бұрын
That is very dishonorable but very clever. I am sure certain armies would be aware of the tactic after some time. But wildmen would get iced. Roman's faught with their heads as well as their gear.
@billrich97226 жыл бұрын
The guy in the black shirt is just terrible. Whoever did his writing needs to be punched.
@mcpartridgeboy8 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but that Furca is defnatly not as good as a modern backpack, the guy is beng ridiculous beyond belif does anyone actually belive that carrying a big stick is better than a backpack ? Of course he doesn't so why is he pretending it is ?
@runfire-wg6xr8 жыл бұрын
Tell me how can you carry a backpack with a lorica segmentata
@mcpartridgeboy8 жыл бұрын
runfire1337 would you need to ? did they march in full armour ?
@runfire-wg6xr8 жыл бұрын
mcpartridgeboy Yes, to wear this armor you need to be helped! and during a battle isn't fine to fight without armor
@mcpartridgeboy8 жыл бұрын
runfire1337 drunk fuck here but if you got help you can take my backpack as esy as taking m6y stick, the main force of labour would be putting that metal on right ? I'm drunk !
@runfire-wg6xr8 жыл бұрын
main force of what? it's a legion, an army not a group of common slaves!