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[lyrics]
[verse 1](Now Darling) We ain't always been the best of friends
In and out of bed.
Too many nights full of beer and tears and fights
Things I shouldn't said.
(But you know) there's one thing that you do that can pull me back
If you love me too
Get out your glove full of love that looks like a clown
Rub him on my boobs.
[chorus] Touch me with hand puppets, sugar.
Give me what I never felt before.
And by felt I mean what they're made of,
As well as what you do to my tiddies.
Touch me with hand puppets, sugar.
Gimme that warm fuzzy feel inside.
And by that I mean
Fist me as deep and as hard
As you can...
Make me your puppet too.
[fiddle solo]
[Bridge] Some nights when we're apart
I feel so low
My whole world goes to shit.
I watch Ernie and Bert
on repeat and repeat
Till the tears run down my clit!
I start seeing pom poms
And faux fur eyebrows
Every where I go.
I shoved my DVD
of Greg The Bunny
clear up my asshole!
[chorus] Touch me with hand puppets, sugar!
Do those silly voices too
Get all high-pitched and squeaky
While you clownify my cooch
Touch me with hand puppets, sugar!
And if you do it fine-so-fine,
I'll be in the mood
for that thing you like
with the coleslaw up your ass.