“Don’t name it, though, or you’ll start getting attached.” “Tarza-” “We’re leaving.”

But you need to groom well afterwards

😂😂😂😭

@@neilrinaz8586 Neil, that was brilliant. 😂

XD

Özgür Selim Gülder yeah they just totally ignored him

lmao exactly what I was thinking!

@@fritz6462 Well there's a difference between being within a few feet's distance and literally touching. I mean think about it. These animals are MASSIVE. They are not worried about humans a few feet away from them, however, if they are within striking distance they are at a much higher risk. You would be more cautious about a man 2 feet away than a man 20 feet away, yeah? They were dangerously close to the man, even getting as close as to touch him. He needed to stay as still as possible because he didn't want them to get spooked. Far away though, the Gorillas aren't even really concerned about a man. They do dwarf us in size and power after all. They also might be accustomed to people. That does seem to be a walking trail so I wouldn't be surprised if they are pretty fine with humans around.

@Rocky117 that is an interesting explanation thank you but I was kind of confused why they didn’t go near the cameraman but instead chose the guy

I love your comment so bad hahaha

Luckily he didn't get jealous of all the attention his mate was giving him :)

Kinda hard to see him as a threat when he can legit rip the man's limbs from their sockets anytime he wanted. 😅 All joking aside this was amazing to see.

Never make eye contact with a silver back, they’ll see it as a threat. Hence why he had his head down.

He knows the human is afraid, even if there is no reason. Such a pity he couldn't find the way back to the nature and interact with them like brothers

Yes😊

who?

Dr Jonathan Roussow

So awesome!!!

Who??

What is that bird that keeps calling in the video?

I can’t 💀

WHAT YA SAY JON!?

I would say the same thing hahahahaha

😂😂😂

Lmbo

Dad gorilla: "No, son, we can't. He belongs to someone. We can't adopt him. Besides, do you remember what happened to Mr. Lizard?"

@@opticalraven1935 “ the other silverback let his kid adopt one of those tree cats..but okay 🙄”

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

no, you say you will take care of him but we know mommy will end up cleaning up after him, taking him on walks and having to bath him once a month.

😂😂

That's a thrill of a lifetime, IMO.

So true one of a kind experience for sure

Made me a little nervous though because gorillas can interpret showing teeth as a sign of aggression. Luckily the male was behind him and didn't see.

they also kill babies

They absolutely do not. ​@@ChromisPasqueflowerBowerbird

they are so much seemingly more evolved emotionally than chimps. gorillas have more control

@@ChromisPasqueflowerBowerbirdChimps do

@@shaklla369Yeah Gorilla’s are gentle giants where Chimps are freaking psychos

@morbitz cool Doesn't matter its a silverback

the silverback looks right at the guy after saying it too..he's like your damn, skippy I am.

Yeah but you seem like a boring person

@morbitz cool a silverback is stronger than 6 men combined. They could easily kill you if they want to… I would be terrified. I would be peeing my pants.

Those aren't silverbacks lmao his back is just balding, silverbacks grow silver hair

"Just like youre uncle harembe"

@@cyberboss4272 LMAO!!! hahahaha

Why do the kids talk better than the mother?

“No they are dangerous”

@@cyberboss4272 shit got dark

that fart resounds respect in all directions

​@@marcraider😂

I bet it smells like dog shit lol

Eye contact + fart = “we’re cool”

2:46 **

😂😳

@@Darbal Daryl!!

@@crimmerz2000 yooooo!

I would have held a sneeze in for dear life. Literally.

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That's the one

"We're missing the happy hour special." (sigh)

😂😂🤣🤣

Lol 🤣

perfect

hahaha

Dad gorilla: I have to drop you guys off at your mom's but I'll see you next weekend

O

I thought I heard the Dad break wind when they left

@@rosiebent - Lol, I think you are right I heard it too.

😂😂😂

DEAD

"Touching a wild mountain human"

Nah it's called apetube lmao

"Tearing 10 humans in half in only 10 seconds challenge"

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Yeah that was a huge jerk move lmao

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@@JO-rx7go nah lol I'd rather have everything explained to me exactly as it is so I know the situation, especially since he can't turn his head.

CANT STOP LAUGHIN AT THIS COMMENT

lol

Ironically much?

Well we are related to them

@@iceman1287 gorillas don’t know they’ve evolved from a common ancestor

@@moodyowlproductions4287 yes, ironically. That is the whole joke.

Luckily he was more busy ripping ass

Noice

this was funny great comment

LMAO

This comment is legendary

This is beautiful stuff , John. I hope you feel it too

Stolen comment smh get original.

LOL

@@MadChanneling229 the fuck are you talking about?

@@MadChanneling229 why do you care?

lol amazing

Dad how about the guy taking the video? Just pretend you don't see him, he's gooing upload it youtube.

black shirt grey hair he is respected hahah

😂

LMAO I needed that laugh. Thx =D

Nah they're vastly less aggressive than homo sapiens. Chimps on the other hand are our kissing cousins.

3% NEANDERTHAL fuckin hell r/woooooosh

@@bowmaster1243 I know he's a normie, but you're cringe as fuck.

You mean, before, right?? If a silverback busts ass in the wild, and nobody is around to sense it with the earstrils &/or nostrils, it never happened...come at me #safety

@@bowmaster1243 1. r/ihavereddit 2. Look at his name and profile, you deserve a woooosh.

😂😂😂

Haha ha hilarious and exactly

😂😂😂😂 literally LOLd

Lmaoo

Best comment, by a mile. 🤣🤣🤣

The gorillas didn't seem scared at all. If anything they seemed pretty chill.

@@filthycasual8187 it's a sentence intended as comedy

How-to

@@filthycasual8187 😐

@@filthycasual8187 cuz they know they could easily rip him apart if they wanted

Never thought of that with his head down maybe they thought he was an old gorilla lol

@@daseapickleofjustice7231 Yah, I thought similiarly. Like maybe the grey hair is a sign of older age/experience in their community and, consequently, is automatic 'acceptance' and not to be feared.

That's good 🤣

@@russbus3930 Th boss Gorilla, the one on his right, is actually called silverback because of his( suprise) silver back hair indicating his age and wisdom. Younger Gorilla males ( blackbacks) have to earn that rank through age.

On god he’s waiting for him to raise a fucking hand or anything..

​@@trevorprice7366 He was waiting for a teeth flash. In animals' language, showing your teeth with you mouth wide open (like what human consider grin) means being aggressive. This guy probably knows what he's doing, that's why he doesn't look the animals in their eyes or show his teeth toward them, just keep your face away and you will be fine.

@@brockoala2994 The guy showed his teeth toward the female a little bit. 1:45 ... I thought: "Guy, shut up your mouth! It's better for you!" ;-)

@Picolas Cage r u sure about that?

@Picolas Cage that is far from 50% bruh like, at maximum 5% of the world population, fortunately most men still have their heads about em when it comes to being a father, but cases like that don't stop existing sadly, just like vicious opportunist mothers

Best comment award...

LOL

This comment is too good

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahahahahhahahaha

That daddy gorilla could’ve squashed him like a bug. What a majestic beautiful beast

Yeah, I liked the fact that the kids took turns to investigate him, all from the same position and in the same manner. And when the last one took too long, he just stood up and walked away, signalling everyone "that's it, kiddos, let's go somewhere else" like a family dad dragging his children through a zoo wanting to rush it because he is bored and looks forward to the BBQ after

@@Puschit1 on to the next exhibit

Silverbacks are wired very specifically to fight other silverbacks trying to steal their harem of females: humans are obviously large apes, which is disturbing and a potential threat to them, but if you stare at the ground and chew on grass it's also easy for them to assume you are some kind of gross hairless beta ape outcast that's trying to join their pod, which is a common thing with mountain gorillas and not a threat at all.

He's sitting there like: "I'm ready to throw hands, try me bitch"

We *would* be seeing this video, but on Livelea- oh wait. That's gone now...

Making eye contact is indeed often percieved as a provocation by male gorillas, but usually they won't instantly maul you to death because of it, just go into "combat mode" (which is enough to scare the shit out of most humans), preparing for a challenge. This was dangerous because the male had babies with him, and as virtually all animals they're very protective. Staring the silverback down could very easily result in getting bashed to a pulp there. The man knew what to do - make yourself small, be quiet, look away and act disinterested.

no you have to stare them down, exert dominance. same way you have to stare down a grizzly

@@Hank_Amarillo Grizzly is an entirelly different animal.

The gorilla didn’t challenge the cameraman cuz he is the Alpha Prime.

This was unnecessarily funny

hahhaa i didnt realize the fart at first. Had to go back. Hilarious

2:45 lul

Uh oh

Alpha move

Facts

ya for sure all the while not daring to look up, not knowing

Big facts

Omg i know right, id be excited and terrified.

Gorillas aren't dangerous compared to most animals

it's very true.

🤣🤣🤣

Behaved so much better than North American kids.

Because they will get their ass wooped if they do not listen to him.

@@pronounshismajesty3542 ???

Ah, I see you are a man of culture.

I feel like this is a Larson comic.

Turns out they loved it. And started to evolve

😂 😂

I SO miss The Far Side comics ❤

I think that's more like 'Dude, you've been frozen stiff for a while now, are you actually going to do anything?'

Elemkay i feel like he stayed still for so long that if he moved he would kinda startle them a little. Idk im not a animal genius tho lol

2:57

Hilarious 😂

2:43

Gorillas in general are chill. Just don't provoke them and you'll be fine. Of course, it being like 5x your weight, caution/fear is still warranted. Its chimps that are psyhcos.

@@springbubble4931 chimps lol 😂

Bro they really are crazy they rip people apart

what the hell is even that

yep Gorillas simply want to be left alone most of the time, but if for whatever reason they are Curious about you, the absolute best thing to do according to experts is to sit down, look at the ground and be VERY meek and still, dont yell or scream, dont run or jump... become the beta, and they will look at you like they did this guy and then move on. Silverbacks only feel challenged when you look them in the face or act threatening.... then they tear you in half.

John, the female just emptied your bank account John: XD

@@bigmac375 Wife: Hey John, mind coming here for a sec? John: sure honey Wife: I want a divorce.. John: OMG :D

Hahahahahaha

😂

Thankfully this is Uganda, not Chicago

Serotonin restored

I revisit it too...I once had an encounter with a bear cub, and I was very quiet. The mother came and got it and ignored me. Precious encounters.

Wcfbjrtkrowhhuooloiuwkjkklrkyl🌄🐺🏡🏣🏣🏣🏣🏣🏣🏣🏣🏣🏣

@@jeanettecook1088 You didn't ask and it isn't the same but a porcupine, it was fookin giant, came up to me, sniffed my leg and then waddled off. Just thought I'd share but it was adorable lol

@@quill7889 yes porkies can be quite large. One came into my barn one day, injured, and I let it stay. I couldn't treat its injuries for obvious reasons... but it died a couple of days later. It ate about one half of a support beam while it was there...I fixed that. At least it had a quiet place for a little while. . I think encounters with wild animals are all interesting...

Lovely Animals ❤ I love them so mutch from all the Animals

@@mavisbaah9758 I wanna kick them

Boznsj Shshhs not if i kick you first

I skinned a gorilla meat is tough tastes bad

@@Chris_t0 you eat them?

XD

XD

*interested in them (talking about the glasses)

2:40 for reference

Crop dusted him. The gorilla farts and then leaves

I aint no bitch bruh If the gorilla wants to throw hands we'll throw

@@ICE77077 Built different

@@ICE77077 I dont think you know how strong gorillas are big boy

@@ICE77077 Bold

make eye contact and suddenly you'll get a first hand look at your insides

Bron _ humans are basically just very smart apes

@@wattsnottaken1 like a cousin that got his doctorate

Nah

@@wattsnottaken1 humans are literally apes, not basically apes

Humans aren't apes

Papa was keeping them in check, he was raising some gentlemen gorillas

He was like "You need to act like you've got some home-training!"

It is better parent than most people out there

@@bernasilva2041 notice it's not beating its kids...

@@MzShonuff123 nah

omg true lmao

Because he looks like a man who have tranined and hiked for many years. Quiet normal here in Denmark, We takes bikes as Much as we drive our cars

@@abshirahmed99 ok

Ummm, no. There's a group of wild gorillas showing highly intelligent social behaviour. Who tf is interested in some old dude legs?!

@@leGalliot callumcreasin

Evincere 😂

“ I believe this is how you show respect in their culture”

@@Zachylolz what would've happened if pointed the "F" finger at them?

Not funny kid

@@User-718_ it was funny

Noice

@Citizen Khan wait, you're labeling native americans as chimps.

It may have Covid-19!!

@@KevinGost99 oof

Desert Dragon 1 why would you even assume that’s what he meant 2 these are not chimps

That's a silverback they're males and the head of their group

Bobby Digital not saying I’m an expert, just pointing out how he’s a quick thinker. You don’t have to be an expert to know this idiot

Zenon thanks for the correction

X Æ A -12 Ok we know.... can you now please head back to Elon’s lab for recharge

@Targitaus Rithux All he's saying is that he is a just quick thinker, and knew what he has to do in the presence of a silverback.

Can we still get banana ice cream like you promised?

Chasbo Daniels No, you have to do your homework.

@@neilrinaz8586 but the human is so kewl >:(

Hold up.

hahah oh man, laughed so hard

i felt more like he was telling him to not bother him

@@MrCreepYT that’s an interesting viewpoint too, I didn’t think of that 😂 kids are always up in everyone’s business lol

I think the silverback is guiding the younger gorilla away from potential danger. He is ok with investigating the human from the back, but doesn't want the little one to be in front of him, were the human could potentially grab and bite him.

nah the dad was more like "leave him alone... this is a full fledged bitch"

He even gives the toddler a gentle push in the back after steering him away. Quality.

"Do it for the vine"

"Send me the video afterwards"

LMAO😂

Wut

@Purrformance A lot of people complain when videos are filmed vertically on smartphones. It’s much more convenient for viewers for videos to be filmed while the phone is held sideways so that the video fills up the entire screen. That’s what the OP was referencing.

@@UndertakerU2ber I think KZfaq has changed that setting for some phones now. I've watched videos filmed vertically that fill up the entire screen when I enter "fullscreen" and scale down if I turn my phone to landscape mode.

I love that silver chariot profile pic

Gorilla wife: lemme play with his worm Gorilla dad: bitch

Lol

Yeah like, stay away from him, he was eating somebody's butthole the other day

timestamp?

@@michawesoek3255 literally in the fucking beginning of the video, try watching the video.

@@michawesoek3255 don't be lazy, just watch the entire vid

Ctfu

plot twist: it's not a suit

F Loui 973 *stfu now you do it ok

IS THAT A SPONGEBOB REFERENCE????????//////

😂

🤣🤣🤣

Well, we're their cousins.. So...

@@xano2921 The gorilla and the man?

lol

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Don't get too close, these humans are dangerous. They kil for fun and eat pizza with pineapple

@@magnagermania9311 wth? 😂

@@magnagermania9311 lmao I love the reasoning

@@magnagermania9311 Eating pizza with pineapple? Omg, that's the most vile thing I've heard.

THOTH 😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🙃🙃🙃🙃 These are *WILD HUMANS* good one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂🙂🙂🙂😂🙂🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol

I know, right!!!! lol Dad, knows best!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Marko Markovic can’t even spell human kiddo

LMMMMFAOOOO

Man let me tell you a story..

😆😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ouch

SCARY

@Logia dude snowflake

Gorillas don't eat meat.

Lmao 😂

@jimrayner100 holy shit it's a fucking joke, are you a millennial or a Karen?

@jimrayner100 maybe you should develop a sense of humor fuckface